IUC Poll: Angie Wins Sexiest Woman Alive or Dead by Long Shot
I stood on Hollywood Blvd. on Monday polling 1,000 people who the sexiest woman ever is. Angie Jolie won by a longshot. Marilyn Monroe, Pam Anderson, Greta Garbo and, surprisingly, Carmen Electra followed in that order. Megan Fox only received four votes.
Who do you think deserves to win the poll?
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I’m just wondering if anyone who voted for Jolie has actually seen pictures of her lately? She may have been but not anymore IMO she looks absolutely SICK – and her face is all wierd and she doesn’t even look like her former self anymore. Too much plastic surgery, too many drugs, stress, a cry for sympathy…have all taken its toll on her face IMO Ditto for Brad Pitt, they look like they are killing each other and dying a slow painful death to me.
Reply@Tamara:
Tam, ITA – AJ looks awful these days!
Ian did you give a list for people to pick from or just have them name someone off the top of their head?
ReplyExactly~! I would agree with those 1,000 people IF the question had been WAS, or HAD BEEN, certainly not IS NOW, as it’s obvious by her recent photos she’s a characture of her former self. Even in her Gia days, with her unfeminine, thick waste, she was still sexy, now however? Not in the least. Any man would be a fool to engage in intercourse with her considering her history. Nah, nothing there, Ell, even Pam Anderson is sexier than Angie Jo these days, and that’s putting Angie Jo in the same category as Pam on ever level. Has Been. With her pairing with Brad Pitt, the aka Toxic Couple, they have sucked the “pretty and sexy” out of one another, chewed it up, and spit it out, never to reach that peak of what once was ever again. The know this also. IMO they work overtime coming up with fake stories to feed the paparazzi to generate more interest in them so as to sell the “Product”…won’t work anymore. Most of us who have been following them for four + years are now just bored to death with the phoniness of this pair.
ReplyOkay this is going to come out of left field, but do you know Melina Kanakarades? Shes on one of the CSI’s now I think, but back when she was on Providence, I thought she was so beautiful.
Reply@too curious:
ReplyNo list – just let them pick off the top of their head.
@HisHighness:
I think we have to consider where you were taking the vote and who walks up and down there. It would have been different in Manhattan, and Paris, jmo though. She looks rough, she use to be sexy, she definitely is not anymore.her veins I also believe people have been manipulated by magazines and other polls and lists to think she is the sexiest. if they saw those pics of her with her collar bone sticking out, no azz, her veins protruding, how stringy and dirty her hair looks, gawky her feet are, the whole picture, they would not the same way. People have been conditioned. However, if sexy is her lips sucking on a cherry while some guy has a fantasy it is his fruit, then doesn’t much matter what the rest looks like, does it? That picture above reminds me of Tess. Wonder why she never remade that movie when she was a bit younger, she would have been perfect for it.
LOL
So what is up with the Nov 3rd date of a split announcement ? Any truth to that?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyTess of the D’Urbervilles? Wasn’t that Natasha Kinsky? AJ would have been perfect for that too!
Rather Nastassja! haha
ReplyIn social science the “experimenter effect” refers to the impact someone conducting a study has on its participants. To be certain these results aren’t influenced by appearance, Sugar Ray Ramone Catone should repeat the poll at the same time and location and report back here. Now that’s scientific!
ReplyI agree that AJ used to be absolutely stunning back in the day. Not as much anymore. No matter what anyone thinks of her, and I am not fond of her I have to admitt a few years ago I would have easily listed her as the most beautiful actress out there.
ReplyI’m not surprised that Megan Fox only got four votes. IMO, she is a low rent version of AJ. She tries to hard and just comes off looking and sounding completely ridiculous.
Pamela Anderson, not so much anymore. I too think that years ago she was gorgeous. But all the hard partying and her lifestyle has really aged her.
I do agree that Carmen Electra is beautiful.
@Tamara:
Yes, that is who I meant.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI think you’re right re the location of the poll, Hollywood Blvd would definitely yield results for Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson! LOL In Paris they would probably choose someone timeless like Audrey Hepburn….but then, Ian did say sexy, and beautiful doesn’t always translate into sexy…
Now, this post absolutely begs the question: Ian! What on earth were you doing on Hollywood Boulevard on a Monday polling the pedestrians? Does this have something to do with your book, or is it research for something new? Do tell…
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyI’ll say more in a month, right now my lips are sealed. Thanks T.
@HisHighness:
ReplyAhhhhhh -the plot thickens!
@HisHighness:
Thanks for answering. I was thinking if people had to come up with a name off the top of their head that is why they went with the ubiquitous Jolie. She was very sexy (the black leather dress at the MAMS premiere?) for a time but for longterm sexy I would have to say Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren, Brigit Bardot, most of the Bond girls…all are way ahead of AJ. IMO.
ReplyIan, who tops your list?
Reply@too curious:
ReplyITA with all of them
@too curious:
ReplyAudrey Hepburn
@HisHighness:
Replylol thank goodness!
@Kate:
ReplyIan has that Parisian sensibililty I think – good choice!
@Tamara:
Replyyes, that is what I meant by it makes a difference where the poll is taken. Did you ever watch his film when he is trying to get his star , or was he trying to get in somewhere, it was so funny the people he had to deal with, and under his breath you can hear him making little comments about them. It is hilarious! I loved that part.
@Kate:
ReplyIm ashamed to say that I’ve only seen part of the film, on you tube, but what I saw was really funny, I loved it! I can just see Ian doing that too
my opinion:
Reply-Marilyn Monroe
-Jayne Mansfield
-Ava Gardner
-Rita Hayworth
-Lana Turner
-Ann Margret
-Anita Ekberg (who now looks like a troll)
-Ursula Andress
-Sophia Loren
@mooki:
ReplyI also think Ingrid Bergman and Marlene Dietrich
Well for me it was the girl I was in love with for many years, not some dumbass, low rent, would sell her soul for fame and cash glorified call girl. Hey call me old fashioned! I’m sorry but who bloody cares if she is or was sexy, she exploits her children and the most vulnerable people in the world for press and tried to ruin another woman’s career because she was a threat to her own. Whether she looks hot in a leather f*cking catsuit is neither here nor there to me and I would hope most intelligent people. Come on Ian you can do so much better than this.
ReplyAnd BTW the legs spread wide open with a bowl of fruit in between them and a strawberry in your mouth is just the classiest, most alluring look ever IMO. Hustler just can’t compete with this broad.
ReplyOh and nice flipping fake hair Ange, goes great with the fake nose, teeth, eyes, tits etc.
ReplyThere is only one : Her name is Brigitte Bardot ….. if I ever wanted to be with a woman , it would be her ( 40 yrs ago LOL) …. her and that Harley Davidson song…..hmmmmm o lala …
ReplyPam Anderson?
Really? REALLY?
I think this proves that people can’t think quickly when they are asked something unexpectedly on the street.
ReplyAnita Ekberg
Brigitte Bardot
Louise Brooks
Claudette Colberte
Charlie Chaplain’s girlfriend–can’t remember her name
If I could look like anyone living today it would be Maggie Gylenhaull (I can’t spell it).
ReplyLooked it up. Paulette Goddard in Modern Times. She was just lovely.
ReplyAND I discovered I had misspelled Chaplin’s name.
@Kate:
ReplyLmbo Kate, well, Marcia Lynne did teach her daughter about veggies, aka carrots…wink!
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyAggie, i’m a straight , loves peckers, woman….but to me, Angie Dickenson was by far the most naturally sexual female on the screne. If i were to have a bumpty-bump with a female, it would be with her…..
@pickwick:
ReplyOna O’Neil?
@Pattyanne:
…you are a bad girl today…LoL
@Pattyanne:
Reply…and you amaze me once more …:)
@Pattyanne:
Replythat was his wife ( 16 hrs old when she married him)
@mooki:
ReplyI think Lauren Bacall was very beautiful and very sexy. and yes, PA … Angie Dickenson was VERY sassy as well.
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI think her name was Oona – and yes she was lovely, they ended up having something like 11 children together!!
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyLOL don’t hold back doll, we want to know what you REALLY think! Have you ever known someone in real life that everyone thought was so beautiful but you thought was ugly because she was such a rotten person? THAT is what’s happened to Angie IMO She’s just not attractive to me anymore because of all the things I’ve learned about her
@Tamara:
ReplyI just had to look it up – 8 children, together 35 years
@Tamara:
ReplyYes, she was 16 when he married her … daughter of Eugene O’Neill …very beautiful indeed
@Tamara:
ReplyActually Tam, I know EXACTLY what you’re talking about! Only thing is the people that come to my mind are MEN I have known personally. There was a time I was REALLY shallow and dated only beautiful men. I had the hots for the most beautiful guy I have EVER seen to this day: tall, very wealthy Italian/Norwegin (sp???) family, very athletic (was a semi-pro baseball player) and had looks that would kill. He finally asked me out on a date and I couldn’t have been more disappointed. He was as dumb as a brick. It was virtually impossible to have a conversation with him. I had to sit there an watch the gears grinding away (ssslllloooowwwlllyyy) in that beautiful head of his. It was more than I could bear. I never agreed to that second date. LOL.
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI remember reading ole Charlie had a thing for underaged wimmins. wink!
@Pattyanne:
ReplyYou read that right…. he was Polanski the First …..LOL… ( and in those days got away with it…)
With so many photograps of the real Angelina Jolie out there now, it’s so obvious that her appearance is owed to talented surgeons who slowly tweeked her nose from it’s wide, bulbus shape to the thinner, more refined. The lips have been deflated, inflated, what ever. Constant changes in them, especially the underneath curve of the upper lip. If you look closely in photos in which Angie Jo is sweaty, you can see the threads a plastic surgeon used for her brow lift which gave her the cat’s eye appearance. Obvious chin implants as well. So, if the passers-by thought she is the sexiest woman ever, it’s really her plastic surgeon they lust after….lmboooo
ReplyWhich reminds me of a magazine i read as a child. Mad Magazie in fact. This story was about a man who couldn’t believe his luck when this drop dead, gorgeous beauty agreed to an intimate encounter with him.
ReplyHe rushed to the bed, tore off his tie, shirt, slacks, sox, etc., and waited his beauty, heart pounding in his chest….
The “beauty” saunters in, stands beside the bed, smiles a flirtatious smile down at the overly excited man, raises her arms above her head, slowly lowers them and removes the long, shiney, blond WIG, peels off the false eyelashes, takes out her dentures, removes her padded bra, takes off her padded girdle, steps out of her heels that had lifts built in…and he fainted in horror at what he was willing to spend the night with.
Ya listening to this BRAD~!!!….Your sinewy, abs of steel aren’t spray painted on are they? LOL
Reply@Pattyanne:
it’s really her plastic surgeon they lust after….lmboooohahaha..
I think Ian went undercover as Lara Croft …. no wonder he got the results he got….Ian looked too good
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI’d love to see IAN in gold spandex….hummmmmmm
@Pattyanne:
ReplyI looooooooved MAD Magazine
Jenny Shimizu returns to London Fashion Week – she looks great !
http://www.vogue.com.au/fashion/news/jenny+shimizu+returns,2095
ReplyI have a topic for you IAN-
Who is the bigger liar? Angie or Brad?
ReplyI should send pictures of what Bardot looks like to everyone
You should add dear dear Monica Bellucci to the list.
ReplySpeaking as a straight woman i have to agree with you french chick. Monica Belluci is INCREDIBLY sexy. Also Salma Hayek and Beatrice Dalle.
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI didn’t realize that Jenny Shimizu had been a model. She looks much better than AJ actually.
@French Chick:
http://www.aahceleb.com/pics/bardot~1.html
Thanks for the reminder~! No way can AJ ever compete with the infamous Bridget Bardot, aka Sex Kitten. These aren’t the best photos of the woman who drove men of the world wild with lust, but they give a good idea of what she was in her hayday. Rent the movie Shalako, a 1961 film with Bardot and Sean Connery. Wow~!
ReplyAh Ha! There you are Patty Anne! LOL I’ve been going back and forth from Gull Dang to IUC to catch up with you! Busy little bee this morning hahaha! I just sent you an email xoxoxox
ReplyPersonally, Monica Bellucci is the most beautiful woman that I’ve ever seen. She still manages to look eons better than Angie Jo & she’s 10 years older than her. Bellucci has this sort of unearthly, haunting kind of beauty. She also oozes sex appeal. Even in Angie’s early days when she was still sexy I just don’t think she could ever come close Bellucci in terms of beauty or sex appeal. But that’s just my opinion.
Reply@Togi:
Oh ok maybe I would go for Lauren Bacall now you mentioned it. She was beautiful, classy, cool and alluring – so much more than just tits and ass like Megan and Ange. And if we are talking about extraordinarily beautiful woman, just flip through the images on the websites of the workd’s top modelling agencies – Select, Elite, Premier, Storm, Marilyn, whatever – those women look like alien beings, like works of art. Makes Angie Jo and Megan look just like the trailer trash they are unfortunately.
ReplyAll Caucausion women. Where’s Halle Berry or Salma Hayek?
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