IUC Exclusive: Fidel Castro is Huge Fan of Angie

Posted on October 1st, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Politics

fidel-castroDuring the filming of an upcoming documentary on “Cuba’s Dynamic Culture” a top aide revealed to me how infatuated President Fidel Castro is with Angie Jolie. “The man has been a big fan of hers for years and years,” the aide said. “Castro would give his right arm to have a night alone with her. He thinks she’s the sexiest woman in the world.” Developing…

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  1. Ms Agatha said on October 1st, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    …Ian, you should have had a warning out before posting that photo !!! hahaha She can have him, I am not jealous haha

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  2. Pattyanne said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    I bet she’d do him if he gave her something to “relax” her…lolol

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  3. Vittoria said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    @Pattyanne:
    You’re funny and I bet you’re right!

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  4. Ms Agatha said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    ‘cuban crab grass’ LOL
    @Pattyanne:

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  5. Tamara said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Well, that solves that!! AJ’s next adopted child from Cuba!!

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  6. Ms Agatha said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    @Tamara:
    ..or one in vitro from Fidelio ..haha

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  7. Pattyanne said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    @Ms Agatha:
    Roflmboooooo….oh Aggie! That is toooooo funny~!

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  8. Ms Agatha said on October 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    He should make her American Ambassadoress to Cuba. ….diplomatic immunity she needs and not his arm LOL

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  9. Astro said on October 1st, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    “Tabs Can’t Keep Brangelina Stories Consistent”. Neither Bloggers

    Huh? ”Normal family?” and “Happy?” One of the sister publications obviously didn’t get a memo.

    Gossip Cop once again can assure you that despite reports of family strife, the Jolie-Pitts are doing fine. Actually, the only divided family here are the Bauer Publication sisters.

    http://www.gossipcop.com/tabs-cant-keep-brangelina-stories-consistent/

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  10. Ms Agatha said on October 1st, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Blind item reporting AJ getting her H A N D S lifted ….. they are wrinkled like a sack of pudding …from all that broom riding….hahaha

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  11. Kate said on October 1st, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    @Astro:
    Gossip Cop simply calls a rep and reports what they are told. What would you expect Trevor to say?

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  12. Alif said on October 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    STOP THE PRESSES! The man who Perez Hilton solemnly blogged about reporting his death two years ago, is alive after all!

    Who else is this douch a big fan of? Can hardly wait to see! I mean my life will be changed forever if I learn it’s someone irrelevant to me as Angie. Oh brother, as my aunt used to say!

    But it’s good to learn that Brangie is content to stay together. Hope it stays that way for the kids. We’ll know too soon, dang it! When will they ever move to Frqnce permanently! Can’t be too soon!!!!

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  13. Different Guest said on October 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 am

    @Alif:They won’t ever move anywhere permanently if they did it would require putting the kids in school or actually proving they are being home schooled.

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  14. keane cyber queen supreme said on October 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 am

    Sigh, so 1000 people polled on the streets of LA think Angelina is the sexiest woman in the world, now Fidel Castro thinks so too, it’s official she is just the most sexiest, sexualist, istishist person in the whole goddam world. Just unbeatable. She’s still a liar, a cheat and a self-serving, exploitative, shameless, immoral skank though. Oh but she’s sexy so let’s forgive her all that hey?

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  15. mooki said on October 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 am

    did anybody see Letterman last night? ANOTHER blackmail plot! reeks of John Edwards and his money-grubbing, marriage-ending mistress

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  16. Layla said on October 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 am

    I think the answer to the blind item about the hand lift was Demi Moore.

    Ian, glad you’re back with a variety of posts. The brad/ange stuff doesn’t really interest me.
    As an undercover journalist and court tv reporter have you ever considered writing a book on unsolved crime cases? I’d like to see you write a book on the disappearance madeliene mccann.

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  17. ladybert62 said on October 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 am

    @Astro:
    Hi Astro – nice to hear your side! Talk you had forgotten about us heathens over here! ha ha :P

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  18. mooki said on October 2nd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    http://glosslip.com/2009/10/02/have-you-unknowingly-donated-money-to-scientology/

    Dawn Olson’s article on unknowingly donating $$ to $cientology

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  19. Pattyanne said on October 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 am

    @ladybert62:
    Oh~! Astro is posting on FF now?

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  20. ladybert62 said on October 2nd, 2009 at 11:54 am

    @Pattyanne:
    If Astro is posting on FF, I have no idea. :P

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  21. ladybert62 said on October 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    @mooki:
    Hi Mooki – another fascinating article re the evil of COS! There was a short article in the SF newspaper several weeks ago about a restaurant in SF which was firing its employees who refused to take certain courses – affter reading your article, I am gong to go back and see exactly what it says about that situation. I wont mention the name of the restaurant in case it is not connected to COS – but the heads up you just gave is fascinating! Thanks for posting that. :P

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  22. Tamara said on October 2nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    @Ms Agatha:
    Really Ags, I thought for sure that was Melanie Griffith

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  23. Keane Cyber Queen Supreme said on October 5th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Oh come the hell on Ian, Fidel Castro is not into Angelina, she’s way past her “hottest woman in the world (”please think that, please think that, it’s all I got and I spent a lotta deniro on it”, love Angelina)” days. I hear Fidel is WAY more into Megan now, or one of them Twilight babes. Angelina is so early noughties anyway, and her face has taken all the botox a bitch can take. Give it a rest Angelina, just look what happened to Nicky K. Once the wind changes, it stays that way!

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  24. D Bomb said on October 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    looks as if brad is trying to grow the same beard as castro….

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