Where in the World are Rexxy and Vexxy? by The Cannes Cannes Nanny
Posted on August 18th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment
The RV Twins have been hiding at Ze Chat-toe Chaos and we are getting concerned. R & V have not been spotted in over a year. Daddy Brick Head and Mommy La Lolly were seen frolicking with their otherwise acquired rainbow tribe in Ze Jardin. We’ve seen Mommy lounging in a beach chair, an upside Where’s Waldo book in one hand, throwing a beach ball at Brick’s 
head with the other. Brick wears safety floaties in a small plastic kiddie pool, a billowing smoking device in hand and a “Man, I love my beer and my four – hiccup – I mean 6 pack of children”. The Rainbow Tribe have been seen screaming, scratching, pulling hair and kicking butts in ze vast grounds of the Chat-toe Chaos. Outside, a bag of Happy Meals clutched in his hands, Dr. Como is late, He’s late, for a very important Manny date.
head with the other. Brick wears safety floaties in a small plastic kiddie pool, a billowing smoking device in hand and a “Man, I love my beer and my four – hiccup – I mean 6 pack of children”. The Rainbow Tribe have been seen screaming, scratching, pulling hair and kicking butts in ze vast grounds of the Chat-toe Chaos. Outside, a bag of Happy Meals clutched in his hands, Dr. Como is late, He’s late, for a very important Manny date.
The rumor is Chat-Toe Chaos has rooms underground, but still Rexxy and Vexxy have yet to be found. If you listen closely you can hear children’s voices singing “I see London, I see France, babies come from Mommies latex underpants”. Olly Olly in Free! Olly Olly R&V – Come out, come out wherever you are!
Mommy Lolly don’t dance and Laddy Daddy wants rock and roll
Mommy Lolly don’t dance And Laddy Daddy want’s rock and roll
When the pappy’s come around ,And the twins just can’t be found
Where’d they go?? We want to know.
Mommy Lolly don’t dance And Laddy Daddy want’s rock and roll
When the pappy’s come around ,And the twins just can’t be found
Where’d they go?? We want to know.
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HaHa… too funny… me likes
and BTW… where are they ????
Reply… ah…. thanks for the hint.. get it ..interesting… lol
ReplyIAN, is that photo the twins? Ah Ha! I knew there was something suspicious about them. Trust Angie to disguise them so cleverly…..lol
Replyumm yah ok – yup this site has jumped the shark
ReplyOh, but i have such a d-lish recipe for shark fin soup. It’s all in how you look at it really.
ReplyBrandgelina are probably holding out showing the kids so they can pimp them to the highest bidder and promise yet again to give ALL the money to charity (while it sits in a vault somewhere). Or are the rumors true that Angelina only gave birth to one, or none? And that they have some ailment?
Reply@Mommie Dearest:
ReplyOne or None….. that’s about right
BP trading in pot smoking for hash smokes …. in his view that makes him a better father hahaha …
ReplyI am no longer a pott head… call me brick head from now on…. ROFL
ReplyIt’s well documented that parents who used drugs during conception,and or pregnancy were given to high rates of birth defects. Angie was supposedly on Methadone to prevent Heroin use during her pregnancies, but would that make a big difference? Perhaps her history of drug use and Brad’s use of Hash, Maryjuanna, who knows could have contributed to a problem affecting one or both of the twins, of course this would be entirely dependant upon who actually birthed them….Holly Goline? Where is her missing baby that was due the same time as Angie’s supposed twins? hummmmmm
ReplyThe Angelina Foundation presented a check to The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’s Metabolic Disease Research Department for $15,000 on July 27.
Many of the inborn errors of metabolism in young infants cause symptoms such as sluggishness (lethargy), poor feeding, apnea (stopping breathing) or tachypnea (fast breathing), and recurrent vomiting.
ReplyHello Ladies, how are you? Maybe that is why he giggles all the way through his interview with Ann Curry. Did you watch the second half on Today this morning? Mooki said in the IUC Chat Roll that Brad told Ann that Angie came with him to New Orleans, but she did not. Probably to keep Ann’s hands to herself. lol
So Miss Nines must be hiding hose twins under the fluffies and the violin in that shopping cart , eh? Anyone want to start taking wagers on when we will see a picture of them? I predict within a month.
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyMaybe Jolie was worried about birth defects because she can’t get off methadone and/or heroin so Holly was the surrogate for both kids? Jolie’s arms and legs and feet never looked like she was pregnant, even at the end when she was full term. She still had the scary skinny veiny look except with a huge stomach.
@Ms Agatha:
Really, that is interesting, do you think that is why the tabloids are printing that one of them has problems. Was this donation announced like the others are?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI don’t know why anyone thinks Ann Curry is a serious journalist. It makes you cringe watching her play up to Brad and Angelina like she does. She probably has a shrine to them in her home.
@Kate:
Kate, I think you are on to something there – if its true he probably loves being part of the biggest deception going. I mean, JFK Jr. managed to pull off a sneak wedding, but this by far would be bigger than that.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyLol….. Kate, I bet you in less than 10 days…. lol….. playing in ze jardin possible ?
Looks like I did one of my daily lurks at the right time to see a new entry. Ian, thank you for something on the Brand – and thank the Cannes Cannes Nanny! She isn’t Ms. Nine cents by any chance, is she?
Reply@Mommie Dearest:
ReplyHi Mommie Dearest (love that name, and the movie lol) Holly did not really look like she was carrying twins to me, did she to you? Possibly she used two surrogates? It does make sense and that would be the responsible thing to do. They did say they wanted to have as many as they could, (Brad making up for lost time) so perhaps that would be the reason for using two surrogates. I know some do not believe there are any twins. Some believe they rent kids ha ha, and some say not all the bios are Brads, some say none are his. Whew, anyone know what the latest theory is?
@Mommie Dearest:
ReplyI wonder if she has Brad’s pic under her pillow with her little Trojan thingy. I saw that commercial recently and I could swear she was in it.
@Kate:
Reply…nope, it’s a private foundation…… it’s a very problematic disease for infants…. cannot hold any food…. vomiting … mostly inherited condition
@Kate:
ReplyI like the idea of rent-a-kid…..lol
@too curious:
I think you are right, Brad loves to deceive the paps, but he looks so worn out you have to wonder if this has not taken his soul. If there is more to it than just using a surrogate for health purposes, she is entitled of course , but if they are not his, wel then, that is fraud..People.com hello Can we have our money back? lol
Reply@Mommie Dearest:
I am sooooooooooo sick of AJ and BP pimping out their kids for photo ops for money. “Well, they are paparazzi targets and this way the money goes to a good cause.” I say, selling photo ops of your kids for millions of dollars is only going to INCREASE the paparazzi chasing them.
Sorry, rant over.
ReplyMr. Como showing up at Chateaux Chaos ….. helping Brick to get her teeth off Brick’s throat ? haha
Reply@too curious:
ReplyOh, I hear that. There is no way you could pay me any amount of money to give up my kids’ privacy. And these guys have tons of money so WTH? So much for trying to keep their kids anonymous, and safe. AJ wants to be seen as this reformed earth mother or something. Have they really given away the 20+ million they’ve taken in for the kids’ pics to charity? No way.
I 100% agree with your take on her “pregnancy”. In fact i remember one photo of her in which she is holding Z, with Z’s legs wrapped around her middle, and her “pregnant” belly slid to her far side. Now during my pregnancies, my baby belly was fixed in one location…my belly!…lol@Mommie Dearest:
Reply@Patty anne:
Reply…yes… most funny pic ever !….. some people have their pregnant bellies taking off to the back hahaha
Angie’s dad, Jon Voight, stated many times that it was recognized during Angie’s early childhood that she has mental problems….the hyper sexual activity, the highs, and lows of Angie remind me of Bi-Polar disease, which is a hereditary disease. That alone, yet when combined with her well documented heroin addiction would place any embrio in desperate danger. Good enough reason for surrigates. But the lie about it is fraud! Cheating the public and the press who were silly enough to pay huge bucks for those photos…..can’t wait for the chyt to hit the fan when IAN”s book comes out in a couple of months!! Go IAN!!
Reply… it pays to invest in a good quality pregnancy prosthetics lol@Patty anne:
ReplyHaHaHa…how true~! You’d think with her career being role playing, she’d have access to a prosthetic pregnant belly that would remain on the belly!! and not slide sideways to her HIP!@Ms Agatha:
Reply@Patty anne:
Ian’s writing a book on Jolie or both of Brangelina? How did I miss that, I must really be out of the loop. I knew Andrew Morton was writing one and supposedly the bodyguard. Or did the bodyguard get paid off? Or is the bodyguard giving the scoop to Ian?
Yeah, my preggo belly stayed in the belly area, too! LMAO
Does anyone have a link to the off to the side belly shots? I’ll try to look for them also.
ReplyYes, IAN has been hard at work on an expose’ to be published sometime around Octob er. Been lots of drama from AJ’s camp to put brakes on it, so he’s working more or less undercover on it, can’t wait for it too! As for the side-ways pregnancy bump, i used to have the URL for it, but not anymore. I had too many saved things related to The Brand, so deleted quite a few awhile back…sorry. Perhaps another would have it?@Mommie Dearest:
Replysorry… long URL for the sideways belly …lol
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyOK..another one
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/89/83/brad-angelina-france-beach-4.0.0.0×0.432×416.jpeg
@Kate:
ReplyKate…. he looks worn out…. makes you wonder how he – or she for that matter – will still be able to pull of any action flicks in future….. both old looking…. I don’t want to see old haggard worn out people chasing the villains in a movie……she waddles like a duck in Salt …. no thanks… give me good young sexy looking actors any time
Hiya All, yipppeee a new post!! Thank you Ian. So, why didn’t People do a one year pic with the twins, don’t you think that was probably part of the deal for the 14 million?
ReplyThe Chat-toe Chaos a hash hash plantation ? LOL
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyHi Tam…. heard the twins were unavailable…. even their mother was looking for them …haha
@Ms Agatha:
Replyhaha! And by that I take it you mean AJ = the mother?
So, Mr Como then must be George Clooney, that much is obvious to me. Didn’t Brad say GC would never babysit the kids? Does that mean because they don’t exist or what? hahaha
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyThat shows you what a hero Mr Como is…. going into midst of the kid battlefield… which is really not his thing… to help his friend Brick Head to get La Lollie’s teeth out of Brick’s throat…… after the blood tastings with BBT … she kind of likes her Bloody Grand Cru with Fromage a trois ….hahahaha
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyGross! hahaha
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyThat’s hilarious! By the looks of things in that pic she was ready to give birth out her @ss! (Sorry for being crude, LOL)
George is good with kids, he’s very happy being Uncle George, just doesn’t want to own and operate any of his own. Was at the library, 8/24 ed of People is out BP/AJ on the cover, quick peek inside, interview with BP but didn’t see any new pics of the kids.
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyHahaha… why I am having so much fun ? … haha….. while his nose is stuck up into coke cans …
@Tamara:
My first thought was Dr. Como was one of AJ’s friendly prescrption writing docs – remember Ted C. said Fake ala Ferocity was two-timing her doc to get Methadone? But I guess Como is for Lake Como where GC lives…I get it, just a little slow today! Hope I’m not getting BP syndrome
Reply@Different Guest:
ReplyWell, they obviously have some kind of private joke because every time BP talks about GC he calls him SHE. Why does he do that? Because of all the speculation in the press that GC is really gay? Personally I think GC is one of the most UN-Gay men in HW but what do I know? LOL
@Mommie Dearest:
Replylol …MD … I heard that’s what happened….lol
@too curious:
ReplyAh yes, and clutching Happy Meals! Like Happy Pills haha Hmmmmmmm, you could be right.
I was thinking Doctor = ER and Como = Italy equals George Clooney
ReplyDog training session all, see you later xoxT
ReplyYour blind is more retarded than SRRC’s riddles. It did send out a siren call to Gull Dung though. Which one of those cats is Keane’s?
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyLOL…. I think La Lollie made him do that…… She would love him to be a she ….. secretly longing for him for a long time…. haha
@LavondaFaylene:
The one on the cushion of course – which one did you think it was silly!
Reply@LavondaFaylene:
Personally, I’ve been lurking waiting for something on the Brand to appear – just not interested in MJ or Howard Stern but was waiting ’til Ian gave us something else. And I am really glad that the pic of Howard Stern is no longer the top thing on IUC. Sorry, the dude is just ugle in my opinion!
Reply@too curious:
oops, ugly that is!
ReplyAaaahhhh! I love kitties! Tres jolie twins, n’est pas? So …. are the JPs in France NOW? I thought I read somewhere that they all flew to France. If they all flew to France, and the twins were SUPPOSEDLY in the back of the SUV at Micky D’s, then where are the photos of them traveling through the airport? Hmmmm.
Reply@too curious:
ReplyActually, I think I like the word “UGLE.” That’s pretty funny.
@Togi:
..qui qui …. 2 twin kitties…. if they don’t look like twins….. then they don’t walk like twins….. wellll….lol
Reply@Togi:
Reply..that’s why they flew out in the middle of the night on private jet……. so they didn’t have to answer question where are the twins ?
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Reply…haha… way to spend an afternoon…lol
@Togi:
Reply…maybe they never left ze chateau ….. left them there out of reach of magnifying lenses ? meaning cameras ?
Thanks ms agatha! That’s the one, in fact this shot seems clearer than the one i had. Note the sideways belly….lol@Ms Agatha:
ReplyYes … hmmm. Okay. BUT … aren’t there paps following them 24/7? How could they possibly travel unnoticed for an entire YEAR? Well, with the exception of Japan or wherever it was they were photographed. I have to admit, it is rather odd.
By the way, it looks like Ted C. has changed his mind about Brange being in Happy Land. Or more like, he has conflicting opinions with his writing staff. LOL. Ted says their relationship is in the midst of a “tropical storm.”
ReplyHow ya gonna keep PeeWee down on the farm, after he’s been to Paree!
jmo
Reply@Togi:
ReplyI think riddles implies they have been at this chateau all along…. never went anywhere….maybe they have set up full nursery with hospital staff up…..?
@Alif:
Reply….. with lots of hash hash…… don’t worry, he’ll be off soon…
Does everyone remember that W picture where they are sitting around the back yard with the baby pool that In Touch used as a “insert” last year? It was almost a replica of the scene they photographed when Brad’s parents were visiting about 2 weeks after the glorious (amen hallelijah! adorable little beesterds were born (to someone ?) That can no longer be found on line ( oh no they might see that fake baby doll Angie was carrying in the back yard! yikes? que “honey call the lawyers, quick!” ) We really have to give Brad a A+ for being so subconsciously creative, don’t you think? What are the odds he would have the same set up, a similar shirt on, almost the same hat on, and the paps (his best friends who have treated him so well and make the worle a better place (Thank you Bradley) , three years later!! Very well done Aldo!
I can visualize it now, Brad standing over the W Magazine, you know the one, the reporter told Jen about it, the one that it was said “he would consider it was art” but she was stunned and the world was stunned” the one where he retained some financial residuals from..that one. Picture Brad, standing in the Chateau kitchen, made of stone, not yet renovated to steel, stark butt naked, with it tucked between his legs, looking at his W magazine, with his architect pad next to it, and making his grand design! “Honey, I’ve got it! Call the paps! ”
Secretly slipping back in and calling his lawyer, “pssst, can you make it look like we were a victim, you know that ole trick, go on the defense, don’t forget The Smoking Gun” so everyone will know! thanks”
Quietly hangs up the phone.
LOL these two are not fooling anyone. That is why it was taken down. Too obvious. This is just my opinion of course.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyBingo…. that’s it !
I still think the twins in the photos at the airport in Japan look like wax figurines. Maybe they store them at Madame Tussauds and swing by to pick them up for (long range) photo ops. SAMCC
Reply@Kate:
ReplyKate, you crack me up! LOL
Has John been around lately? I see MJ’s doc has a statement on You Tube telling his supporters not to worry about him.
Reply@Kate:
You know, I remember hearing that BP orchestrated all of the details of his wedding to Jen (I’m sure the matching highlights were his idea); so stage managing a photo op? No prob whatsoever.
Reply@Alif:
ReplyPeeWee in Paree!
Now, there’s a song title!
So funny this man sure knows the fools he is dealing with. He has posted nothing about Brad/Angie for a few weeks. then he reads your post about the twins then throws you fools a bone and you forget how you have been played and are now creaming yourselves like cheap wh*res. YEP he does have you numbers. When he post any topic you all turn it into something about Brad and Angie.. How obsessive can you nuts get.. Turn off the computer and go get a life for Gosh sakes..
This man has used you idiots so thay you would buy his crappy MJ book and you fools did. Now he has tapped that well dry and he is coming back to you all with more made up stories on top of the ones he printed months ago that have been proven false..
Get a brain.. get a freakin life.. You all are so obsessed with this couple you will take anything to feed your obsession..
Sick really… Sick..
Reply@Tamara:
Reply@3:33 p.m.
What a surprise. Id’ve thunk that GC was the dominant one in their supposed relationship. Hmm!
sorry you feel that way gail ie@gale:
ReplyHaHaHa Alif~! I’m a hold out though, i still don’t believe George Clooney is gay. I think Brad nearly got outted for being Bi, and his cover up to that was to put it on GC for being gay, yano, make a joke out of it, or attempt to. You see, Bradley or BillyBrad, still thinks he has power to control what people think….what a jerk
ReplyHey ladies, as always, it’s been nice. But I have a REAL life and have to get to it at the moment.
Took the day off from work and am sewing a quilt/goose down comforter using recycled goose down. (Don’t worry, the recycled down comes from one of MY old comforters!!!!) BBL
Reply@Togi:
Very cool. Tomorrow I need to resume all of my painting projects around the house – I’ve been a bum and taken 2 days off!
Reply@gale:
ReplyBrain For Clunkers ? …. if I need new one, will trade mine in for yours, promise….lol
@gale:
Hang on a minute, how did you know Ian has all our numbers….? Has Ian been giving out our numbers? Ian, there are privacy laws against that yano, stop giving out our numbers already, we are strictly ex-directory on this site! Thank you. Oh and yes you are right all 10 of us hardcore readers bought Ian’s MJ book, ok well maybe a few of us 10 hardcore readers did anyway. Wow, that’s like a good handful of book sales there, that’s some serious result. Do we think maybe Ian should go into advertising instead? I bet he thought his 6 month long Brangelina internet campaign was really worth it for those stats. Maybe he’ll repeat it by doing a 6 month series on Heidi and Spencer in preparation for the Brange book or something. I hear they’re the new Brangelina. Fact.
Reply@gale:
I understand that Michael is finally going to be buried. I have IAN’s book here in front of me. Great book by the way. I really love the way people write book reviews that have not read the book? Or have you? What part did you not like? I will tell you the parts that I liked.
I thought it was really wonderful the way IAN lets’ the reader know straight up that he went into this pissed off, and thinking he could bang this book out and prove Michael Jackson was guilty of child molestration . I think many can identify with the outrage that was felt when OJ was acquitted, and here he was watching this go down, and thinking , “oh hell no, not again!” I loved that passion for writing the book. I loved that he looked at his own young daughter and thouht, there is just no freaking way I can stand by and do -nothing.
What I loved more than that however , is that he was honest enough with himself to recognize as he went along, through talking with people, that the allegations against Michael could not possibly be true, and that he had been wrong about him, and he had no problem admitting that, not only admitting it, but changing his focus on the book and just letting the leads tell the truth. Five years is a long time to research and follow someone, but I can see on a topic like this why it would be so important.
I loved the book because IAN let us feel how these allegations destroyed the heart and soul of this kind gentle man. I grew up with his music, I never wanted him to be guilty, but I thought he was, my husband thought he was, until he read this book. I loved that IAN let us feel his humor, his sadness , his frustration, and and his symptathy at this whole mess. When he tells the story of how Michael was physially checked it was a pivotal moment in the book for me. As a mother, I cried. I can not imagine my own son having to face something like that.
I loved the fact the book was not fluff, based on his music, because we have plenty of those, I loved that it showed Michael was human, that it told us what the sources said but let me as a reader make up my mind. That some people said one thing, and others said something else. I like that IAN did not try to sway us one way or another. He painted a clear picture of how his downfall came about, how he got mixed up with the slimy people that used him. I like the pictures in the book, and I thought the quotes by the friends who were named were sometimes funny and sometimes touching.
I found the transcripts interesting, and even more so that now Jordan Chandler has come out and discussed this. So the naysayers can say what they would like about this book, I would be willing to bet some prime property that 90 percent of them have not read it. I would bet as well, it will be the same song and dance when the next book comes out. You just don’t like IAN, and that is all this is about. We do, and we do not in any way at all feel duped. So as Michael liked to say, “Go Razzle Dazzle em some where else”
we are just fine, thank you very much!
Thank you IAN ! Rocking on!
Reply@too curious:
Yeah sure moving “waxfigures”! Are you sure that your hatred for Jolie is worth making complete fools out of yourselves?
http://www.popsugar.com/2742396
Reply@mia:
ReplyFirst came the idiots, but that was just for practice…..but then HE made the loons…..
@gale:
ReplySo what are YOU doing here Gale?
Mia, that film of the Jolie-Pitts arriving in Tokyo airport is OLD~! No NEW news there hun….but you get an A for your effort to put up a good smoke screne@mia:
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyWhat on earth did all these people do without us? hahaha!
Nice shots of the “rent-a-twins” at the Tokyo airport though, just a shame they had to return them. Hopefully, the Cabbage Patch Twins that Jolie drags around her chateau are fullfilling her as a mom….yea..lol
ReplyAlas, I must leave my REAL life here at IUC in order to attend to my FAKE life, make a fake dinner and walk my fake dogs. I’ll talk to all you REAL people later! samcc
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyLOL You’re on a roll, keep it up!!
@Patty anne:
Reply….. fulfilling her as a mom ? …that would be something new and glad to hear that .. lol .. last time I checked she had said that son Mad made her feel fulfilled as a Woman !…..
lol oh my my Braddy is not the only one who runs around nekid. Have you guys seen the news on Mr. McSteamy and his little wifey (the other Miss Fakey) and their threesome with the rent a porn queen.
ReplyYIKES who would have ever though that Eric Dane would be frolicking, and licking, (or he just watching) in a three way , 1st rule boys and girls, listen to your lawyer, 2nd rule, listen to your laywer, 3rd rule listen to your laywer, and his rule- Never make a sex tape with your wife so it ends up on the internet!!!
@mia:
ReplyThat video is hysterical! Jolie the Queen nodding to her subjects as she walks by, LOL! Anyone who freaks out like that over a bunch of mediocre actors is crazy. Well, Jolie is nuts and as most people know like attracts like.
Scarey comment from a first time mom isn’t it? And when the interviewer tried to correct Angie, she stated firmly that she said woman, and meant woman. Me thinks that poor little Mad is in for a shock when he’s of legal age….didn’t someone once say get em young and raise em the way you want them to be? Wouldn’t put it past her…nope, not at all@Ms Agatha:
Reply@Patty anne:@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Ah well you are probably safe dear I doubt anyone will go to the expense to dial that extra 011.
lol I suppose the rest of us could change ours. hmm, never thought about not giving IAN my number.
ReplyI saw that Kate. But~! Dane and Gayheart swear it was a “non-sexual” nude film of three conscenting adults….wtf? What’s the big thrill in that? Go to an oriental bath house and you can see more variety imo. @Kate:
ReplyOne Ringie Dingie….Two Ringie Dingie….Hello? What? Excuse Me, You Are Who? A Fan? Sorry, My Ceiling Fan Works Great. Goodbye……click@Patty anne:
Reply@Kate:
Is it one of the ‘ who-is-who ‘ type of tapes ? (too many legs and no faces) lol……yikes….guess somebody had too much snowwhite ?
Replyms agatha, i saw clips of it on one of the other gossip sites, not sure which now, but all i saw was tits…no male anatomy. Big deal! So i get naked and look into my mirror. What news is that i ask? Dane claims it was just three naked adults taking photos…now THAT is weird to me. Guess Dane forgot his Viagra that day
Reply@Patty anne:
lol yes I am sure, his little wife who is smacked out of her mind and he is deperate to get pregnant, oops did I say that? nope not me, that was Rexxy . or is that Knoxxy? Isn’t it suppose to be Knoxxy?
Hey , did you see that blind about the director peeing in his pants the other night, you don’t suppose oh Tarantino got so excited at his own Premier he could not make the party?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyYep, i read that Quentin missed the party due to peeing his pants and the seat so badly, however, it was also stated that this is normal for him when he…vegges out. Guess he got one of those “special” coke cans from BillyBrad , huh?
@Patty anne:
ReplyThat is because it has been edited. ding dong
@Kate:
ReplySince you mentioned that Kate, I am sure QT must be pissed ( punt intended) at BP that this was leaked by him ( tit-for-tat for old bong story)……that’s why QT came out fighting on HS … and set the record straight…hash hash…….loving it
I do wonder about those absent twins though. This bit makes me wonder if they are being kept at the chateau for health reasons…and it was thought that a big photo ops of them was due anytime, until People came out , and guess what? No twins photos…again. For what they paid for the rights to them, this says to me something is badly amiss with the twins….hummmmmm
ReplyWell dang~! They go an take out the best part~! @Kate:
ReplyAh ha~! I think i have it~! Dane’s penis must be similiar to BillyBrad’s in size, so it wasn’t actually edited, it’s so small we need magnyfing glasses to see it~!!
Reply@Patty anne:
Reply…. ppp = petit penis prick
I loved it that Juliette Lewis outted Billy Brad on the size, or lack of, his penis. Bet he was pizzed at that for sure! He has this attitude that he is in total control of all things to do with his life, but he is so wrong. As Jolie said, “It is what it is”….it’s an IT….lol@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI always figured something was up with the twins. They don’t whore them out like they do with the other kids.
ReplyIan, do you have any idea what’s wrong with them? Medical? Don’t exist?
..yeah right ….he is not even in control of his own bikes…..haha or neither of La Lolies sex life ..haha… as she says..It is what it is… they come and go….
Reply@Patty anne:
Replylast was for you
i don’t think they are sick, I think the pictures are still to come. Michael dying around the time or their birthdates had to put a crimp into the plans, and it would have been horribly insensitive to plaster their pictures on the front of People when all the other magazines were covering Michael and Farrah,they have to wait for it to simmer down a bit. It was rumored that Brad took the pictures himself. I bet we will see them in another family pictoral. Maybe he held back on it because of the “tropical storm” brewing as Ted has conceded to. If the plan is to leave then it does not help his case much to showcase the twins and remind everyone he is walking out on his family. I would suspect he is in the middle of a public relations nightmare and trying to find his best way out.
Reply@dina:
ReplyHI Dina, nice to see you.
@Kate:
He made his own bed…..now lay in it ! …..My empathy with him is limited indeed…..if you let your prick lead the way … instead of the brain….see kids that’s what happens…..
ReplyI am interested in seeing how he is going to handle having it out there that he lied about cheating on Jen and when it started, whether that be Jan 04 as many claim or whether it be fall of 03 and some claim, either way he was sleeping with Angelina Jolie and living with Jen and talking about having babies with Jen despite what he tried to peddle to the public in his inteview in the LA Times last Dec 08. They were quoted discussing the nursery, the house being baby proofed, as well. Then he has the nerve to say he never wanted kids til Angelina, that is such a bald face lie, and it is those things that bother me about Brad.
ReplyJen was the one in the interview that was worried the home was not safe for babies. You can not just back track once it is out there, as he tried to do today with Ann Curry. She read him his quote about acting being a younger mans game. Now he said that perhaps when he thought he was going to ride off into the sunset and raise his kids and be happy. Now that he has 19 projects in the fire he can hardly sit there and say he still believes that. What does he say, “I don’t believe that” joking and laughing, because of course he realizes how ridiculous sounds. I wish she had asked him why he denied the soul mate comment.
If Brad will own up to his mistakes I think many will forgive him.
Come on, SUGAR: Did you come back?…….NOT BRANGIE BREAK UP.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyThey always seem to want Ann Curry to interview them because they know she idolizes them. She’ll never ask any “real” questions, or anything remotely controversial because she’s a Brangelina ass kisser. Nothing more.
@Astro:
ReplyHey there little Astro, I hear they have seperate living quarters at that Chauteau in France, in Free Pax over at her site has been saying for awhile now that they don’t sleep in the same room or bed. I suppose that could qualify for seperated, what cha think?
@Mommie Dearest:
ReplyLol oh yes she is, did you see the end of the interview where they said Brad gets along well with Quentin and then someone said, “you seem to along well with him ” to Ann. she looked a bit embarrassed . I have never seen him act so silly in a interview before though, he was almost gushing. He seemed to be enjoying himself .
@Kate:
ReplyHi Kate! How ya doing?
The Expert of the Smoking Apparatus is set to voice the superhero in upcoming animated Oobermind movie to appear heroic to his kids ….. ridiculous choice ! So, is this film going to premiere in Cannes next year ? OMG ..pleazze NOT !
Reply@dina:
Be fun to discuss the upcoming book with our old friends here , yes?
ReplyOkay, took a break for a bit to be with with family, nice to see you. Nice to take a break too lol
and nice to be back
@mia:
Ever been to Disney World??? They have been creating animatronics for decades…
Reply@dina:
I like your avatar! I really need to get one for myself…
Reply@too curious:
ReplyThat would be funny, the ghoulish wax woman carts around two animatronic babies birthed by her servant Holly. Never a dull moment in Pittsville.
IAN! ….IAN!…IAN! the man, we had great fun with this little spoof today of these fools, but …..can we NOW have a PARTY…for your dedicated and wonderfully nice friend ..Ms. Dawn Olsen form Glosslip…….
Woo hoo! she nailed this don’t you think? (you have to go to her site and watch the clips to have a really good laugh with Dawn!)
http://glosslip.com/2009/08/18/brad-pitt-is-full-of-sht/
Oh Bradley, Bradley, Bradley! I knew you were an enormous dumb-dumb, but I had no idea you were THAT dumb. Didn’t your main ho Angie tell your to keep your best kept secrets…well…secret?
Brad, dad to the world’s largest growing child army, has been doing press for his new movie Inglourious Basterds and told Bill Maher during an appearance on his show about how he gave up toking the sweetleaf when he started reproducing with the succubus known as Angelina Jolie. The fact that Brad was/is a pothead is hardly a shock to anyone…it’s like one of the most well-known facts in all of Hollywood, right behind Lindsay Lohan being a cokehead and Paris Hilton having a CDC condemned vagina. Below is the interview where he tells Bill he’s stopped smoking pot for his kids:
But Brad apparently wasn’t counting on his good pal and the director on his latest film, Quentin Tarantino, to rat him out as a lie-teller during an interview with Howard Stern. Oh, this delicious piece of irony tastes sweeter than the blood of virgins Madonna bathes in nightly. You can listen to Quentin talk about how Brad busted out a brick o’ hash here. Yes, hash. You know, that stuff Afghan farmers grow and that politicians tell us in contributing to the war and bloodshed in poor Middle-Eastern countries. The same countries where Angie visits as a Goodwill Ambassador and preaches about the suffering of their people. One has to wonder how Brad and Angie plan to help these undeveloped and war-torn countries turn their pot crops into vegetable crops while they continue to create demand to the suppliers. It’s a double-edged sword isn’t Brad, to be both self-righteous and self-serving at the time same time.
I am not saying I disagree with Brad about legalizing marijuana or that he and Angie aren’t trying to do humanitarian things. I guess my point is DON’T be a fricken hypocrite and act like you are somehow above “doing illegal drugs” now that you are a dad, when clearly, Brad’s puffing on the good stuff. If you really want to “legalize” marijuana, admit you smoke and attest to its virtues. Why make suggestions that smoking pot and raising kids can’t go hand in hand, when clearly YOU ARE DOING JUST THAT?
Somewhere in all of this is a lesson about being honest to yourself and your public. For me personally, I always knew Brad was a terrible liar, but now the whole world knows. Don’t worry though, I am sure he’s getting his punishments from Angie, one leather strap-on session at a time.
ReplyI will just say, I will disagree, he is not getting those little strap on treats from her anymore. he he. One has to wonder with all his puffing about being told what to do and going mental (in dang near every interview for the last year) is he trying to tell us something? What was that? He has no one to talk to back in the sticks of Missiouri , hmmm, is that what that Kikapoo riddle was all about and Mr Yestergay. Some say that it is also a well know fact around that Brad Pitt is also one of those how ya doin boys. It’s okay Brad, this is 2009, you don’t have hide it anymore, not the pot, not the howdy doody times either.
ReplyNothing says love like your lover holding your wrist as you walk.
Reply@Deeca:
ReplyHaaa haaa! If my husband ever pulled me by the wrist (in public or otherwise), I’d SMACK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA HIM! LOL
@Kate:
ReplyKate … is that FOR REAL? QT said something about Bradders lying? Sheesh … I really need to get out more often. I hadn’t heard anything about that one. Recently? Of course it had to be recently! BP was just quoted the other day, wasn’t he? So, now that’s why they’re talking about QT being the PEE Monster? LOL. Good grief, this gets funnier by the second.
@Togi:
ReplyLOL yes Togi, go watch the videos on Dawns site, she sets him up rather nicely.
@Kate:
ReplyWill do. BRB
@Kate:
Oh, that was FUNNY! Brad’s interview with Bill M. was funny, too. Except the part where he starts talking about religion, because THAT just ticks me off! I get terribly offended when Christians are lumped into one big ugly package. I say Christians because he is talking about Christians … not religion. I’m sure he thinks other religions are somehow more cool and more worthy. But, other than that he is quite funny. I sorta got the feeling BP was tongue-in-cheek when he was talking about having quit. He had that funny look on his face when he was talking (but he had that mischievous look on his face during most of the interview!).
QT, on the other hand, sounds like a guy who was the school nerd who made it big. Too stinking funny. I
ReplyI hope we don’t have a Flowers In The Attic situation because the twins have a birth defect. How cruel would that be! The picture Ian posted is interesting.. remember the “illegitimate kitty litter” in one of Sugar’s post?
Reply@cuze:
ReplyHi cuze. This reads, to me, like a spoof of sorts … the picture seems to be a pretty obvious spoof as well. I don’t remember the “illegitimate kitty litter” bit. Do you recall which thread it was in? Perhaps that would stir my memory! LOL
@Togi:
ReplyChristianity is too boring for Pitt. No, I’m sure he’d much prefer one of the trendier designer religions such as Scientology or whatever that one Madonna practices. He has to keep that exotic, better than the rest of us, persona going. I’m wondering how many loons have jumped on the atheist bandwagon because of him? His parents must be proud.
@Togi:
Hi.
The post I’m referring to was back on April 25th…BP and JA hook up in NYC.
ReplySo this is a spoof post? I thought Ian was saying that AJ and BP was in France at their castle.
@cuze:
ReplyBoring because there are actually RULES to live by. Guess he doesn’t like the “Thou shalt nots …” even when they are pretty much rules for basic human decency! Can you imagine what an ugly world this would be if everyone went around doing what made THEM feel good? When BP said “It doesn’t work for me anymore” I thought … well, throw it out, just like you do everything and everyone else in your life that somehow doesn’t “work” for you anymore. Instant gratification and self gratification. It is a very sad world we live in when someone with this belief system is idolized.
@cuze:
ReplyOhhh … I think they are at the castle now! LOL Or at least they just went there somewhere during the last couple of days. I think it’s just a “where are the twins” spoof. It kinda reminds me of the W shoot, where they were by the pool with all those kids around. And … WHERE ARE THOSE TWINS? If it were any other couple in the entire world, I would think they were being good parents and keeping their kids away from prying eyes. But the other kids are still being seen, and have been seen over the course of the last year. The twins? I’ve only seen one picture of them at the Tokyo airport.
Exactly. I certainly hope the twins don’t exist (or else are rented or any of the other theories) than to think they are being hidden because they have a birth defect of some sort. Thanks for clearing that up. Ian’s post sort of confused me. Didn’t realize he was referring to the W shoot. Interesting to see how Brangelina gets out of this one if there aren’t any twins. I never realized how crazy those actors in HW were to actually fake pregnancies and such. Wonder who stays in the rooms underground?
Replymorning all. well yes they fled to france because i think peewee knew after the qt interview what a ass hole he is and that the normal and clear minded people would call him out for the lair he is. how any adoption agency can still let these two morons adopt is corrupt and shows us that if you have money you can bribe anybody. as for the twins i think they are not of the same mother and as they grow you will see the difference so they will keep them out of the public for as long as possible.
Replyas for his belief i think any belief that does not let you do as you please is not for these morons as they believe they own the world and the little people will forgive them anything because they are famous and actors, just look at the loons they will give these two a pass even if they killed somebody. i do not believe they are going to breakup as they have still plenty of money to collect and will never give the world a reason to laught at them as they are to vein and selfcentred. jmo
wow after seeing that pic link of B and A at the beach with the fake preg belly, there is no doubt in my mind she did not carry the twins (if the exist), it is so obviously fake!, Wish that pic could be on the cover of magazines!
ReplyI just saw the cover of the new Life & Style magazine – one of the stories is “Exclusive! Shiloh rescued a village of kids”! Wow, she must be the most talented 3-year-old on the planet, following in her saintly mom & dad footsteps as a humanitarian at such a young age. Or are they referring to the Jolie-Pitts as a village??? Maybe she saved the twins somehow??
Isn’t this one of the rags AJ uses for PR? The pic on the cover is just AJ holding Shiloh.
ReplyOh, because their kids are far better than anyone elses – they can afford the very best, you know!
ReplyI’m a little confused… I have a recent People Mag with Brange on the cover (Angie, the Kids &our future).. Pitt was asked again about marriage and he said he won’t get married until Clooney and his partner can? Is he implying what I think he is? Or playing devil’s advocate? But then again Dr Como’s Manny date could mean more than just baby-sitting?
Replymaybe peewee is georges patner and once all gays can get married him and george will tie the knot. if i was gc i would be so pissed at this guy for even joking about me as people are always asking about gc sexuality and it sounds like peewee is feeding the rumours and making out george is gay and not straight or bi. he has also now critized tom cruises movie valkyrie and and saud some cutting remarks about this movie, since when do actors now crit other actors movies. i think peewee has lost the plot and is really pushing his luck one of the days hw will all turn against him as it is he has very few friends and fans left.
Replyhe is really taking on his boss jolies ways. madox is now upset about all the negative stories about his parents and is asking about it now according to jolietit.
i wish some one will pull peewee down to size and really spill the beans on all their shitt. if i was near this asshole i would kick his fat ass as well as slap his chipmunk cheeks jmo
@jan/sa:
ReplyI think he is just stirring the pot (lol) to take the attention away from the REAL issues…(twins and Jolie’s lies)..imo
Jorge Klooney is GAY.Just ask Ham Hockwell. Klooney is one of the biggest Queens in Hollywood.
ReplyTed C. almost playfully outed Klooney at a Golden Globes press event asking about a phony date with Terri Hatcher ala Lyan Seecrets.Klooney not amused by end of night he was back on red carpet with one his better known beards HO-den I think.After that ted.c no longer on eek! news just website. Shame Shame Jorge. Or should I say SHAM SHAM. LOL!
ReplyI think Brad is just teasing George , it is a running joke with them. George said a few years back that he tells people one day he is straight, the next he is gay, that way they can never quite figure out really what is what..Brad is just following that path.
Dr. Como is coming to babysit I believe, making fun of what Brad said in a recent interview about his kids being able to take George. The greasy McD’s food with all the calories. These two have become a joke, everyone is making fun of them it seems. I saw another spoof about Inglorious Basterds too. lol did you see the NE making fun of the body language expert but at the same time them. People are laughing at them everywhere.
Reply@LavondaFaylene:
I forgot to say how much I loved this post, it was true comic genius! It made me think of Hercule Poirot earnestly announcing to the awestruck assembled crowd: “Madames et Monsieurs, zhere is a whff of Gull Dang about zis post, it eez delicate but it eez distinct, we will sniff them out!”. Love it!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Hey Keane, Dawn Olsen is sure putting it out there like it is , I thought what she wrote was pretty funny, what is Brad thinking little liar that he is . I wonder if he feels the need to lie for custody issues and QT just puffed that one into orbit. This whole scenario with the Brange has become highly entertaining. I don’t think people even get upset or mad with either of them anymore, they are just too much fun to laugh at. I love all these spoofs around the internet, between these, and Michael K, even People has made a jab or two.
That sex tape for McDreamy is still in full force and undedited on the Entertainment Lawyers site, made me wonder, when will Angies surface, remember that one?
ReplyI was reading somewhere yesterday (maybe E! Online) how lucrative celebrity sex tapes can be – for the celebrity! She is prob in negotiations to make sure hers goes to the highest bidder so she can lay claim to that title, too
Reply@Kate:
I made a comment to that effect on eonline: so Ted how would you rate the Brangie sex tape among all that lot?! Ha ha. Got to keep prodding him! Did you see his post about how Aubrey O’Day shouldn’t call a mother of twins “butch”? I was like seriously Ted, you really think disputing some mild comment to the effect that Angelina is manly made by some skank off a reality show is really worth a post? Is he being paid by the positive article now? First it’s defending Angelina against the terror of the misquote, now it’s a vaguely unflattering comment made by some pop tart! Bad news Ted, bad news!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyLOL .. I am stumped by Ted right now. His site is all over the place with Brange. I think he and his staff are having conflict issues. Hardy har har har. He keeps getting jabs in there, but yeah … all the defending AJ has me snickering. I think I’ll write to him, too … because I’ve never made it a secret that I LURV Ted!!!!
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyWhy thank you.
What happened to the bodyguard and his expose?? Mickey seems to have disappeared.
ReplyThe money they say they are donating seems to disappear, too.
They never gave the $6 million to charity.
When is the IRS going to catch up to these two? Their foundations and charities can’t equal the amount they GET for free travel, transportation and security all over the world. Why not give $2 million to charity if you get to write off $15 million to visit your charities?
@pickwick:
ReplyI wondered about that also, Mickey seems to be keeping his head down, but I would bet that is only a temporary thing. He was going to expose some information on the adoptions, for a start.
@Togi:
Hey Togi, Dr Phil had some words for Bradley but I thought Dawns taglines summed it up rather nicely yesterday- can’t get much better than that. I hear he sits at his computer trying to figure out the next PR move, wonder if he sent QT a scathing email, or if he had Maddox do it for him..lol, nah, he probably has learned to google since the Roundtables, don’t you think?
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ReplyFiled under: Angelina Jolie, Attention Whores, Big Dummies, Biggest Dumbass Award, Brad Pitt, Crackheads, Drugs, Dumb Sluts, You Can’t Fix Stupid, epic fail
@jan/sa:
Some time ago, one of the tabs published a photo of BP looking at GC with a look that one can only describe as similar to a girl looking at her beau. The look on his face was unmistakeably that of one who is enamored.
Maybe Brad, the ever self-aggrandizing person saw it and said, “Oh! Oh!” to himself, and decided to get in touch with his masculine persona from then on. Subsequently he grew facial hair and attempted to channel Clark Gable.
Clark Gable must be rolling in his grave! jmo!
Also, when a heavy drinker quits, at least for a while, he/she suffers withdrawal symptoms. This is when the newly dry drinker starts to turn up his bitchy side. It’s called “white-knuckling it”. His relatives may be heard to utter, “I liked you better when you were drinking!”, or a similar sentiment.
ReplySo when Peewee utters those foolish comments about GC, he figures GC will not react, because “it’s only a joke”.
Well, we know, as does the recipient of BP’s “joking” down in Baja, California, that BP’s humor is of the sadistic kind.
JA knows his sadistic side, as we all know.
Probably, GC is wise to this side of him.
jmo!
@Kate:Or maybe there is something legal going on regarding the adoptions so he has to keep his mouth shut. I do find it odd, considering her professed zeal to increase their family that she hasn’t adopted again. Shiloh was only 9 months old when AJ bought Pax and the twins are now 13 months. Makes me wonder (hope) that the adopting days are over.
Replyhttp://www.celebitchy.com/66140/kirstie_alley_urges_harassment_of_enquirer_writer_calls_her_fair_game/
Kirstie the Hutt rants on Twitter about fair-gaming National Enquirer reporter who put the ‘4 years to live’ story on their cover. Too bad Blimpie, the story’s still on their website and you can’t do anything about it
ReplyHello, I hope everyone is well. Thanks IAN for the new post.
I would like to make a prediction. Not that I am psychic but as we all know AJ is a media whore and loves to manipulate. So I predict that the animatron twins will be photographed around the time JA’s next movie comes out. I believe that is Sept 18 in the US. AJ will want to steal JA’s thunder so she will bring out the big guns! and as they have kept the twins relatively hidden they will attract massive media attention.
We all know that BP is still smoking the dope – how else could he put up with that shrew? Maybe he is bringing attention to it to sabotage any plans for future adoptions? no – he isnt that smart. Seriously this man is a moron.
ReplyDoes anyone know what happened to Moneyball? was it cancelled? It was reported here in Australia that it was back on track with a different director etc.
Anyway hope you all have a good day. Hi to Kate – you and your family are in my thoughts xxxx
oh Miss Ladybert where are you? Hope you are well.
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyMon ami Keane … zsis wazs tres jolie …. je’ve been laughing moi butt off… merci a million
@MickeyB:
I think you nailed it – photos of the twins to detract from Jen’s next movie – totally AJ!
Reply@MickeyB:
Hye Mickey , no , I believe Daddy Brick said he predicts that Moneyball will be a go. He is expecting the rewrites to go well and to be filming by fall sometime.
You could be right about the twins, but it war rumored Brad took the pics and I kind of doubt he would use those pics to derail Jen these days, it has taken him a lonnnng time to get back in her good graces if rumors are correct and they are at least “Friends” again!
Here is a thought, maybe they will release them to debut with IAN’s book. LOL
Reply@MickeyB:
ReplyI copy that MB… La Lollie will pull these twins out of her hat any time soon …. time prediction : Release of Ian’s book ….. she is going to take cover by trowing the twins to the press…. outcome prediction : She will eat grass …roll up … and hitch a boat to Cambodia …lol
@Kate:
Reply@Ms Agatha:
mmm I have to agree with you both. BP wouldnt want to upset JA anymore than he already has. However, I cant help but think AJ’s jealousy of JA will drive her to desperate measures. AJ needs therapy – obviously not being one of the popular kids at school has really done her head in! Ian’s book release would be more like it – they will need all the positive PR they can get. Thanks for clearing the Moneyball thing up, so many reports and never any closure! aaah Aussie media gotta love it. Kate – the Daddy Brick name LOL. Oh to have been a fly on the wall when AJ got hold of him after all his drug talk! poor inglorious basterd lol x x
@too curious:
Replysorry mate I meant to add you to my previous post! but now you get your own little entry! xx
Brick head going after TC ? He needs to switch hshhhh suppliers…to much smoke….to call TC Valkyrie “ridiculous” …is Harakiri performed on a pig slaughtered with a chainsaw….
ReplyNot only … Where Are The Twins ….. but …Whose Are The Twins ???…
The Independent, UK … has said it all…. for those who are not in the know…. or have forgotten … or try to forget …..
And so to the duel shores of Cannes and LA, where a veritable whodunnit is unfolding before our eyes – only the question we care about here is less who dunnit as how? We refer, of course, to the bizarre-but-riveting trans-Atlantic game of hopscotch that is the Jolie-Pitt pregnancy and possible (but not probable) birth of the couple’s much-lauded twins.
‘Twas only last Friday that we received news of their birth courtesy of Entertainment Tonight – but already the plot has thickened to include tales of mischief, fraud and mistaken identity. That’s right people: we’re talking substance here.
Our story begins in the glittering offices of Entertainment Tonight, where a young researcher logged on to her email only to discover that the story of the year – nay, her entire career – had dropped into her inbox: Angelina Jolie had given birth. Oh we can almost hear the angels singing!
And so, without a minute to lose, the show decided to stick it on air. You know, just the standard stuff, not too much detail: the twins had been born, their mother was fine, and each babe had been given one Franco-inspired name, and one familial name – to wit they would be christened Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane.
But then, alas, a spanner in the works: all was denied. Not only had Angelina Jolie not given birth, said her reps, but the story’s “source” was not who she claimed to be; alas Holly Goline of ET’s email correspondence was not the Holly Goline, of Angelina’s offices but in fact a crude impersonator.
Or so we thought until today.
We’ve since heard that Entertainment Tonight have refused to retract their story because – and this is where the going really gets good – one of the show’s executives does, in fact, know Ms Goline. Before going on air, said exec emailed Ms Goline on her personal address for confirmation of the story… and Goline replied.
We know! It is just too much to keep up with. We feel positively out of breath just thinking about it. No doubt Agatha Christie would have been proud, but what we really want to know is who is this Holly Goline and how can we get hold of her? She sounds too fabulous for words.
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ReplyWell let’s hope Gloria Allred does not decide to jump on the Daddy Brickhead wagon to, the train is picking up speed-the picture that the NE chose to use for the story is priceless , great look Braddy!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/brad_pitt_still_smokes_dope_tarantino_howard_stern_jolie/celebrity/67152
Reply@mook:
ReplyMooki , thanks for the updates, have to admit that is a horrible picture of her. Boy, those were the days , sitting round the bar at Cheers , eh?
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI remember that story , so it seems HollybyGolly gave birth to a baby girl in late August last year. Wonder why she is never out in her little stroller, I see mommies jogging and pushing the babies all the time, looks fun!
@Ms Agatha:
ReplySpeaking of hats. little Rexxy wore his little CCOBB hat in the Japan airport, wonder if he will get one that looks more like something Aldo will wear for this next go round? What cha think? He is a little cutie, Voxxy, hmm, can’t tell so much, she was just sort of hangin there like she just got dropped from a plane and her chute did not open, poor sweet thing.
@Kate:
Reply..lol…. and wouldn’t Golly Ms Holly’s little girl make a splendid playmate for Rexxy and Vexxy ??? … since they are all – allegedly – of same exact age…..so, we should not only see 2 but 3 little kittens play in ze jardins
of the Chateau de Chaos……hahaha…
@Kate:
ReplyI am looking forward to see the twins any time soon with La Lollie and Brick Head playing pick-up-a-poo in their French multi million dollar gardens…. but need to see Ms Holly’s kitten in the mix too…. I actually want to see 3 (!) kids to get me convinced…. and they better look like their mommy respectively….:)
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyWow, so I wonder what the true story is. They had two girl names picked out and then she “gave birth” to a girl and a boy. What gives?
@Mommie Dearest:
MD… this is the Mother of All Questions …lol… something def 100 % very wrong…. starting with pregnancy…
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI hear that, it’s hard to believe she had either of the twins. The whole thing is too bizarre. I can’t believe none of the tabloids picked up on the baby bump located halfway to her butt when she picked up a kid. I’m disappointed the National Enquirer wasn’t all over that, LOL. They pride themselves on being top of the heap.
@Mommie Dearest:
It’s called the publicity game….Who calls the shots, celebrities or the press?
…stars today need to cultivate reporters to further their careers and to “be heard above the din….
the relationship between the journalist who interviews actors and the publicist who guards the stars’ images has often been an uneasy balance of symbiosis and antagonism. …. efforts to get reporters to sign an agreement attaching conditions to interviews is an aggressive attempt at press control….remember La Lollie’s attempts to censor her interviews ? …even banning certain press from Red Carpet interviews ?
…Lollie turns out to be a mighty hypocrite when it comes to her own freedom of the press. Her lawyer requires all journalists to sign a contract before talking to her….. She calls the shots…. if they report anything she does not want them to report…. they will never score an interview with her or get her publicist to work with them…… however, times are changing…. and more and more main stream media is speaking – finally – out…..you will see more and more of it… like an avalanche…. once it get’s rolling , there is no holding it any longer…. and Ian’s book will be the coup de grace …..:)
“There is a constant border skirmish between entertainment journalists and the people who represent celebrities,” . “Anything you can possibly think that a publicist can ask for, there is some publicist out there that will ask for it.” Such requests, include the star having control over quotes and photographs and the acceptable range of questions.
Sometimes the restrictions are too much for journalists to accept.
A film critic for The Miami Herald, Rene Rodriguez, said he has never been able to land a one-on-one interview with either Brad Pitt or Cruise. Once, however, during a press tour, Rodriguez said he was allowed to ask a question of Cruise — who was officially unavailable to the media — but only after getting special access to a press briefing that the star was doing strictly for college journalists.
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyIf I were a journalist I’d want to report the facts, even if I never got to interview that person again. Just to be the one who didn’t go with the flow and actually reported something true. But then again I never saw why anyone kisses up to a bunch of actors in the first place. Sure they’re famous, but all they do is play another person for a living. And make a bunch of money doing it – but still, so what.
alfi: a joke can also be carried to far and too long, i am sure gc must be sick of being the brunt of peewees joke now. any friend can joke but i think that any normal person will later on say enough now the joke is getting boring and annoying. and as for peewee having stopped drinking and being on the wagon i think not he has a weak personality and i don’t think he is capable of not smoking hash or giving up drinking unless he gets help.
Replyas for the photos of the twins i think jolie is so envious of jen wether peewee agrees or not she will try to get the pics out about the time of jens film. she wore the leather dress to copy jen and though the people would say she looked better than jen she even struck a pose with her hand to her hair like jens photo shoot and still she looked like trash, she has no class or style and those prison tats spoil any outfit she wears as it takes away any elegance that she might have had. jmo
@jan/sa:
My hunch was always that BP was the girl to GC’s guy. Because BP was pretty and is a peewee. Also, he’d morph into a twin of his current female companion. And the masculinity of GC, who doesn’t come across as bi. And GC is a talented filmmaker on his own, not depending on his looks to succeed. jmo
Yes, I have noted that BP has an apparent sadistic streak; either that, or he’s so self-centered that he’s unaware of his sadistic behavior. (mostly psychological.)
I have noted for some time that Brangie have made false statements, again and again. So I won’t accept it as gospel, when he says that he’s off the pot (Not potty. heh, heh).
As the song goes, “It Ain’t Necessarily So”
ReplyIDo you guys ever read blindgossip.com, this was from Aug 13 and I thought it was so funny, not Brad , but because he likes to do this so much and in the spirit of his arrogance at times, just at times, the boy may get back to his roots at some point, i wanted to share this, oh and the owner of the site comes on down in the comments and basically guides them to who it is. too funny.
Actor Doesn’t Want Us to Defame Him
BlindGossip
Dear Mr Roll Up-
We are in receipt of the delightful Cease and Desist order sent to us by your attorney. What a thoughtful gesture it was for you to notify us of your burgeoning importance and fame!
We’re genuinely sorry that we did not even know who you were before receipt of your lovely letter. It simply defies logic! We’ve now looked you up and know who you are. We can’t believe that there exists an actor in the universe who possesses such enormous talent – along with such a staggering ego and massive paranoia- as to think that we might defame them. Truth is, we’ve never written a blind gossip item about you before… but we will now!
Let’s start with this one: Which handsome actor from a summer television series with dismal ratings should roll up his copy of the C&D and thrust it up his posterior? Actually, from what we’ve heard about his extra-curricular activities, there’s probably enough space up there to accommodate several C&Ds.
Love, BG
This reminds me of when Brad sent one to The Smoking Gun and it said right on it that it could not be revealed that they had received one and immediately posted it on their website for all to see. hahhhhhahhhha! It is still there.
Reply@MickeyB:
ReplyHI MickeyB: thanks for the shoutout! Been reading and thinking – not much to say lately. Hope you are well. Enjoyed your post!
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/391641/are-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-for-real/1/
They ain’t foolin anyone!
Reply@Kate:
Who is the actor from the summer television series? I have to admit I don’t watch that much TV.
Brad Pitt’s letter to The Smoking Gun was funny, I had not seen that before. He’s probably worried that someone with a highly powerful telephoto lens would capture Mommie Dearest’s latest pregnancy bump traveling towards her hip/butt.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0723081pitt1.html
ReplyJolie’s interview agreement, this isn’t recent so I’m sure they have a much more restrictive one in place now:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0615071jolie1.html
God forbid you act like a nutjob skank and then expect the press to not call you on it in print.
Replyhello
ReplyI have been thinking…. where would Dumb Duh have gotten his bar of Hush Hush ? Can’t see him go out there without knowledge of language …..getting lost and desperate in the dark streets of Marseille ….so he must have a ‘ helper ‘ who knows Where…How…. and How Much ….and fluency in French lol…. and we know for a fact that Dumb Duh has none of the above…. and you don’t want to upset the French authorities…they may be knocking at the door any time soon…
Reply@Ms Agatha:
Isnt Maddox fluent in french? lol. They pimp their kids out to the media for money and PR so….maybe I pushed that a little too far and I havent even started drinking yet! woo hoo its friday here!
AJ probably got it for him so she doesnt have to deal with his stench or stupidity!
Reply@MickeyB:
Ha Ha Ha….
Replylol…. AJ ? Don’t think so…. she got no French ( still practising…) .. besides if she would turn up at the nightly streets of Marseille trying to buy….. she might scare those Frenchmen away who might think she wants to sell
@Ms Agatha:
Reply…her 88 pounds ….lol
@Ms Agatha:
LMAO imagine seeing her in a dark alley? even the rodents would be terrified
http://www.celebitchy.com/66520/dr_drew_is_bothered_by_brad_pitts_reefer_addiction_jetset_lifestyle/
I just found this and thought others might like to read it. Hope it works!
ReplyI have to ask, for everyone that has seen that picture today of Jolie lifting her leg so the dog can sniff her crotch, what went through your mind? Honestly, what would make someone post like this? Horses licking her breasts , dogs sniffing her coochie, is this suppose to be art? I don’t buy it, most women would feel very uncomfortable with Fido sniffing around down there.
ReplyJust wanted to add, just when we thought, well maybe she was licking Mickey Bretts bubbles, he is considered a Pitt Bull here comes these pictures, and not a little bitty dog either, no, not one of those cute little ones like Mickey Rourke carries around or Paris Hilton, or hell no, it is big ole dog, the kind most people run from. geez I am going to have nightmares tonight, it was bad enough before, now I have a visual. yuk yuk yuk nasty nasty nasty.jmo
Reply@Kate:
ReplyHi Kate, How are you? Hope things are better for you.
Thankfully, I have no idea what picture you are talking about but I too think I will be having nightmares! I do not need any more visuals of that womans crotch! lol.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/post3334803.html
ok so here is the link. good ol ff – some of the posts are hilarious!
ReplyThanks Kate – I popped in to FF and saw the picture but thankfully I was pre warned. My mind is a blank as to why anyone would take this kind of a picture. Madonna did some pretty foul stuff in her sex book but that was madonna and she doesnt apologise for who she is and what she has done. AJ on the other hand tries so hard to maintain her new wholesome image you know the one with her as the Earthmother blah blah blah.
Maybe it was BP who got rid of his dogs after he saw what she likes to do with them? eew gross and disgusting is all I can say..oh I have to get away from here. Just for a little while. Is it too early to pop that wine open? lol.
@MickeyB:
ReplyHey Mickey, I know just what you mean, you have to wonder at what point do these people just stop feeling anything, you know? They expose themselves to so much that I really wonder if it is possible for any of them to have a normal relationship. I was so disappointed in Eric Dane and his wife , you just have hope somewhere there is one normal couple that really do love and respect each other . Is it really any surprise none of them stay together? I am even beginning to believe that Brad and Jen had that kind of marriage as well, and I would have never thought do prior. How do people think their marriage is going to survive when they are having threesomes? Even in families where there are 3 children there is always one that feels slighted, that is just the human element. I shake my head at the stupidity .
@Kate:
Hi Kate,
I dont know why people do the things they do – maybe being a celebrity dehumanizes ( spelling? ) them and they just get away with so much and that so much of their public lives are fantasy so they dont understand reality or normalcy? I think Id rather be me! oh and I dont share my hubby cos there is no way I could handle that! its kind of sad that these people arent like the movie stars etc of old – where there was a mystery surrounding them. However I have found that society as a whole is pushing the boundaries, and behaviours that were frowned upon 10 years ago are now excepted as the “norm”.
anyway I was out lurking and came across some interesting comments at ff. Hope the link works.
Replyhttp://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/how-pissed-do-you-think-jolie-is-t234321.html
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/190864/brad-pitt-wants-to-be-a-bachelor-again.html
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/391641/are-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-for-real/1/
Ok So I am a little bored right now. My kids are going to a police- run disco so its a fun night of clock watching! oh and I cant have a wine, its not fair to hubby if I am under the influence and he isnt! and yes we do drink when the kids are at home even if it does turn us into doughnuts!! lol. Over at ff there is chatter about photos of the twins coming soon. PR needs an injection of positivity after the drug admissions I gather.
Hey Kate did you look at that link? a couple of comments made me a tiny bit sad but I guess thats life in cyberspace!
ReplyThank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyThe dog was photoshopped into the pic. They have the original (without the dog) in a thread there also.
it is the sorry state of the youth today that they actually believe all the crap the stars like pee brain and the usa mags put out there that some of the youth believe and worship these morons and think that because they are famous it is alright to behave this way. i am sorry to say that the usa with their trashy stars like pee and jolietit and juliet roberts and the likes of them do not make the usa look very moral or intellegent as well as a godless country. anything that is from the usa is looked at and questioned in the world.
Replymost people think that the people in the usa are pompous and arrogant and think they know better what the rest of the world and people need. and the brangnaloonies make it even worse alot of people reading the blogs and stupid us mags are thinking that most americans are just as stupid as pee brain and his baby machine. we are all waiting for these two to pop out another kid ar adopt instead of helping some family to keep their child instead of being snatched for more pr for themselves.
and the usa mags are the worst because they need to belittle jen and use her in every sleazy pr that they put out either she is needy and in love with every man she dates or she cannot get over mayer, pee brain or now brandy cooppen. if they only know that it makes more people fans of jen and generates more hate for the other people in the article so we don’t go see their movies or support them.
i know that most people in the usa are good people that dislike this pr whoring of the morons in hw but that is just the general impression that alot of people get from these two morons and mags when they and the loons sprout their shit. as for jolietit she should stay out of the premiers of other stars and start taking a back seat and become a mother to her brood and shut up and so should pee brain too. jmo
@yeah sure:
ReplyHmmm, could be the one with the dog is the original and the one without was photoshopped, right? How do we know for sure??
Hi everybody; was a long time.I’m really thinking BP has a new love affair with JA. Don’t know why, but think it’s true. From France, tabloids don’t really believe the Brange are still together and i’ve just read a post in which Brad can’t stand JA having dates with others guys. I’d love this for the revenge but can’t stand this man and i don’t knows why she’d want to be with him again. He doesn’t deserve this!!!!!!!!!
Replyhttp://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dogs_sniffing_celebrities_14
This is the origin of the Angie With Her Pitt Bull Crotch Sniffing Dog, you will find when you click on this, “someone” had them remove the entire photo. It’s real.
ReplyI hope IB bombs.
ReplyHi Ian – I havent heard that olly olly in free since I was a kid in wisconsin! Do kids still do that anymore? Probably not with all the cell phones they have – they just dial each other up!
ReplyHi KvK: I read a review of IB which said it was a good movie – I was shocked as previous reviews had said it was horrible. This review said that the non-hapless male star (whose name I dont know) should get an oscar for his portrayal of a Nazi – doubt that will happen! But it was interesting as it gave a different point of view! Nice talking to you – peace.
ReplyWow Ted is talking more BS about Brangie again on eonline – this time that they aren’t done having kids – yeah right! One of his bitch-back readers called him out on his “journalistic integrity” though – said he says he likes and dislikes people based on who does or does not have a show on e etc. Ted is honest when it doesn’t harm business and lies when it does. He’s a funny guy (funny peculiar, not funny ha ha that is!).
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyYes, Ted is been blabbing that, lol, he is just repeating what they are blabbling, but it is interesting because just a few months ago Brad was hedging that , saying he did not know, all the while she was saying yes, but at the same time, they are both liars. At any rate, do you think anyone at this point really cares if this idiot digs himself a deeper hole? I think there is a point you stop feeling sorry for someone. We were feeling sorry for him, back in April, but it has been so long now, we don’t really know what is going on, are they trying again, will there be more babies, or is this all just for show? People are , I think just tired of them and their kids. He looks worn out and old, and she is not looking healthy either. Maybe they have figured out they are not going to really find anyone that will want them with the baggage they carry, so they are stuck with each other. oh well. lol Brad just looks like crap these days, and the longer he stays with her, the worse he looks. The only person that I could see him getting at this poing is a hanger on,lol
@Kate:
No chance, he looked like he could hardly bear to touch her or look at her at IB and Cannes, and she wasn’t even allowed to come to Berlin! And she just looks like a skeletal, sickly wreck: thin body, thin lank hair, desperate outfit, hackeyed poses with Brad that annoy far more than they convince nowadays. No chance! And yeah, like you, I’ve lost all sympathy. He is almost as much of a player as she is IMO.
ReplyWell true, but there was one pic of them where they were pushed together, face to face, nose to nose , almost smashed, and he had this little smile on his face, and that was before the party, so IDK, he is a hard one to read. I think if she bangs him, that pulls him back in for a bit. lol
Replywell their is a story on d-list that the two where seen taking the two girls out for lunch and the next day they took the boys to buy gerbils for pets, so it looks like they are staying together and maybe trying to patch things up. they will never let anybody know even if they are hating each other and yes i agree there will be more kids whether adopted or she hire somebody to pop them out for them. i think they have the freedom to see others and are very pr savvy about not getting caught.
Replyit will not last for ever and i have never believed the stories that jen will ever take him back i think she knows that jolie did her a favour by taking peebrain as he is really not making any fans or friends with all the shitt he is talking. i feel no sympathy for this asshole and i think he is the biggest douchbag in HW even mayer looks good compared to him. jmo
@jan/sa:
Michael K just repeats PR stories, he doesn’t have an inside track. Their publicists make this stuff up about them all the time. They always say various members of the public saw them or whatever. It’s either staged or made up. But I wouldn’t be surprised if they feel so desperate about their situation now that they were happy to keep faking it for as long as they can – I think they’re both scared sh*tless about what is to come to be honest.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyAgreed-have you ever seen so many stories about what some stars kids are doing from one day to the next, gettong ice cream, art supplies, having lunch, going to McDonalds, buying a pet, ballet lessons, racing, flying, going to Vegas? Not one single story of them being normal kids, not one interacting, none of them just acting like brothers and sisters, nope, all PR. I do not understand why people think because there are reports of what the children are doing , that means Mom and Dad are A okay..it is so obvious these are all so staged and the more they do it the more it screams how not okay they are. What a miserable way to live, to have to plot from day to day how to fool the public. If they were a well balanced normal happy loving couple, we would not hear about any of this. We do not hear about them when they do not want us too, we do not see them when they do not want us to. Inglorious Basterds opened today.
@Kate:
Thing is it probably doesn’t take up too much of their time, a lot of it is just made up by their PR and the rest of it probably only takes about 10 minutes. They probably fit it in on the way to the salon or something(!). Let’s face of it, neither of them exactly have a full-time job nowadays or any housework or child care to do. They aren’t like your common or garden co-parents. Neither of them are filming anything at the mo, so apart from Brad’s slated production projects – which I would guess means he is more the money than the hands-on producer (can’t see Brad doing all of that legal stuff/admin etc!) – they’re completely free for promtion. The activities with the kids are just a part of that. No sweat!
Reply@Kate:
ReplyExactly. They have enough money to guarantee their privacy if they so choose. Unfortunately they choose instead to sell their children’s privacy. They’re both pathetic. (But predictable, LOL.)
@Mommie Dearest:
ReplyThere was a time I really believed that each of them ,were loving parents. I always believed Brad truly wanted to be a father, now I believe he just thought he did. No doubt he loves his children, but like Keane said I don’t believe he wants to do what it takes to really raise them. I am beginning to believe Angelina actually spends more time with the kids and and cares more about them than he does. Never thought I would say that, but I do. I would bet Brad somewhere in his little brain is thinking he should have listened to those who told him to go with the two kids and the dog, the back yard bbq’s and the fireplace that draws those close in. lol He just seems so overwhlemed he does not know really how to do more than to give them each their 15 min ..if he goes forward with more children it will be such a injustice for the other six. jmo Ted sounds like a fool pandering to them, since they can afford it why not, you can tell he is not father. Well Ted, because there is a huge difference in providing a home and freaking orphanage Ted, that is why.Maybe Brad wants to be the next Hugh Hefner. Who the heck knows anymore. I would imagine by now Jen is glad she is out of this mess. A drunk, hash smoking, vegetarian lol, trying to save the planet. Guess he did not get the memo that said the way to do that was to have less kids. ha ha.
The last time I heard of somebody buying Gerbils was Richard Gere & The Gerbil – An Urban Legend ….Ewww Alert ..
ReplyImo, the reason the film is getting more good reviews is because it’s anti-nazi. But how could one protest that?
He’s supposed to have said it’s the best anti-nazi movie ever made. That and saying “Valkyrie” was ridiculous. Of course that caused an uproar on the internet. Mostly anti-peewee, and some saying that Tom Cruise is a better actor than BP. Many others said that both stink as actors.
I wouldn’t understand why JA would want him back; unless she loves to suffer! And that ’s masochistic behavior. And he is happy to be the sadistic one, (psychologically). Furthermore, he said nothing in her defense while brangeloonies were/are sadistically spreading lies, innuendoes, attacks of all kinds.
It is hoped she doesn’t forget that Brad Pitt “is missing a sensitivity chip!” He still proves it over and over. jmo!
Reminds me of an old sick joke:
Masochist: Beat me! Beat me!
ReplySadist: No!
@gale: Oh, honey, these fools are way beyond nuts and crazy . . . they are DANGEROUS!!! Ian knows absolutely ZERO about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as anybody with a brain could tell you. However, he continues to make up stupid stories and poems and riddles and these nuts “interpret” them to mean whatever they want them to mean. It would be funny if it weren’t so sad!!
You do know that these fools are STILL waiting for the “Sudanese model” to give birth!! She’s about 12 months pregnant now but she will have the kid at any time now!! And they STILL believe that Angelina Jolie was never pregnant and never gave birth to the twins. She was just PRETENDING to be pregnant for publicity!! LOL, LOL, LOL!!! And they have PROOF because they have spent hour upon hour examining the pap pics of Angelina during her pregnancy!! Talk about obsessed!!!
Now, Ian throws them yet another bone . . . a pic of two kittens and a ridiculous rhyme and they just take it and run like crazy . . . George Clooney, heroin, twins with “problems” and anything else they can say to denigrate these A-List stars that they so dispise!! And you want them to get a life? Honey, THIS IS THEIR LIFE!!
Reply@mslewis:
ReplyI take a lot of what is said about any celeb with a grain of salt. But you have to admit that photo with her belly off to the side was bizarre. She never looked pregnant with twins, she remained as bony legged (and feet) and veiny as ever. I don’t think the people who want to find out the truth about these two frauds are the problem. What’s crazy is the notion that anyone buys into what these PR fools are selling, hook line and sinker. No questions asked.
@mslewis:
You have no idead how hilarious most of that post was or why
BTW mslewis, she most definitely did not carry those “twins”, whether they are really Brange’s or not. Just like Nicole Kidman didn’t carry Sunday Rose. Surely you can tell that from the pics? There’s being a fan and then there’s being utterly in denial about reality.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
What is really funny, is all of those pictures of her belly came from another board, not here, the conspiracy came from another board, not here, I think Ms Lewis took a wrong turn. lol
I will say it again, does anyone really care who are what these fools do? They are just so much fun to laugh at. amen
I wonder if Ms Lewis saw that tag at the top that says -Entertainment.
ReplyOh mslewis is a loon of long-standing, it’s par for the course. She’s been saying the same thing on DListed, JustJared and I expect others for a long old time, she’ll never quite catch on! Speaking of JustJared I dropped in there the other day just to see whether the conviction of the loons that all is as happy as ever in Brangie land was still holding firm despite overwhelming talk to the contrary – and it was! The hatred for poor old Jen was also still very much in evidence which was even more hilarious. What was particularly funny was the reaction to Bradley Cooper’s latest fauxmance with Renee Zellweger. Apparently Bradley was the biggest loser in the world when he was with Maniston, now him and Renee make a really cute couple together! I dropped them a little line to the effect that it was pretty well-known that BC was gay and both of them were showmances and was it possible that the first one was arranged to disguise a bigger Brad/Jen story that may have been circling at the time? Well, all I can say is those loons did not disappoint! They went straight in there with the most vicious Jen Hen tirade I have ever seen! Seems like time has only harded their hatred, and perhaps the threat that they may have in fact been completely wrong about Brangemance all along. I still look forward to the day they receive news of the end. It will be nothing but entertaining!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Replynow according to the tabs renee and bradley are engaged and ready to tie the knot. did she not marry kenny after a short few months and now she is engaged after 2 months is this woman real. as for jen she went on one date and she has never gotten over peewee, mayer and now coop. but then without jen in the mix nobody is listening or interested so until she is married or had a baby she will be linked to every brand story and every man she dumps will have dumped her. a really sorry state of affair which can soley be laid a pee brains door as he let the tabs crusify and drag her name through the mud to protect himself and his baby popping machine. jmo
@jan/sa:
Yeah it’s just another fauxmance – did you see the pap pics of them? They were having a romantic stroll round a church in Italy I think it was. Renee was wearing the most ridiculous f*ck me shoes you’ve ever seen – not exactly the type of footwear you’d pick to wander around a church! I can’t believe the world hasn’t picked up on the fact that Jen, Renee and Cameron Diaz all rotate the same men for their fauxmances. I would say they are probably all in a pretty similar predicament. Reesey and Nicole too I would say, but at least they keep their guys separate from others!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyLOL the difference with Jen is, she makes it obvious and laughs about it.
…so Brangelina’s Chateau gets infested with rodents ? All it needs are 2 gerbils from the rat family …. as reported, La Lollie and Brick Head thought this to be a nice idea for the kids to watch them multiply into big extended families ….. the good part : gerbils don’t require vaccinations….now, THAT’s a relief….. lol
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyLOL Im just waiting for them to take a trip to the hardware store for some PVC piping….
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI’d think it would be Richard Gere’s house that had a gerbil problem . . . or maybe its the gerbils who have a Richard Gere problem . . . I suggest vaccinations for everyone involved.
Really, you have to study all the stories Ian prints together to see the connections amongst them. I’m fairly certain that the Brange twins are receiving intensive acrobatic training, wherein they can stand on each other’s shoulders to impersonate an adult. With a few acting lessons, extensive Hollywood makeup, and the right clothes, the twins will be able to impersonate Paula Abdul, who will return to American Idol as a judge. They don’t even need linguistic training, their baby babble will sound just like an over-medicate Abdul.
ReplyNow I hear the twins are fat… for someone who cannot hold any food down …..that’s quite an accomplishment ……..lol
ReplySo they’re finally admitting that they own that French estate. Of course they just decided to buy it, they haven’t owned it all along obviously (eye roll)! Love The Mirror’s dig at their extravagnce in the headline. What with this and The Mail’s support of Ian it seems like the non-Murdoch British press is not so keen on the Brangelina dream nowadays:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/08/23/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-buy-45m-french-chateau-to-give-their-kids-a-normal-life-115875-21618261/
ReplySo IB won the boxoffice weekend. But not a blockbuster figure. A lot of credit was give to BP for the attendance figures. BUT, prior to the opening Quentin Tarantino was the one getting the most hype.
ReplyThen there is the getting-the-nazis appeal; something different from the holocaust we’re used to. Will the young people seeing IB now think that the holocaust wasn’t as bad as they had heard?
the coming weeks is the deciding factor of this movie as it can drop radically in the next few weeks. it dropped 20% by sunday and the youth that watch this are mostly qt fans not peewee. his fans are mostly underaged teens. the more violent the movie the more people like to see it i really do’nt understand this thing people have for violence the youth have really got scary lately and the movies cater to this.
Replyi will not see this movie as i think the holocaust was one of the most disturbing events in history and should never be protrayed as anything less but the truth. i am sure millions of people that where killed in hitlers time must be turning in their graves at this fictional story. jmo
Yes, there is the distinct danger of this movie taking away from the deadly seriousness of the holocaust. And judging by the attendance, it’s mostly young males. This could spin a lighter view about the horrors of WWII. After all, movies don’t have a big printing that states this is fiction. And at the end, they no longer introduce the players in the movie like they did, once upon a time. So there’s confusion amongst the young people. They start to address the actors as the characters they’ve seen. We’ve seen it time and time again. But this is so much more of a deadly game.
I hope it doesn’t backfire on the innocent victims. jmo.
Since Brangie owns so much of the media, it’s no wonder BP is given so much of the credit.
ReplyOK…here are the photos of AJ and BP and their 2 boys at flea market in France….. scroll down the tweed….
http://willows95988.typepad.com/tongue_cheek/2009/08/finding-.html
Reply@Ms Agatha:
They are just buying some cheap antiques to keep Billy Bob Thornton from trying to set up another tent on their front lawn, because Thornton has said he “is afraid of antiques”. Too bad he’s not afraid of being a putz.
Note to self: once you become famous, choose endearing celebrity phobia to make yourself even more special . . . perhaps “I’m afraid of silent vowels”.
ReplyIan – just a thought – please shoot me down if I’m wrong: have you gone the way of Ted? If so, I would be greatly disappointed.
ReplyAJ mother left 100 000 each to her grand children ( but nothing for Pax )
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/08/new-court-papers-angelina-jolies-mother-left-most-her-money-grandchildren
Reply…the press has checked out …. their PR Team has taken over ….
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyI’m right there with you, Missy! Ted has me MYSTIFIED cuz I expected more of him. Ian??? Hmmmm. Looks like we need to find a new pass-time.
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyDitto on that sister!
If Brange are buying the press to this extent then it would make a great follow-up to that article in the NY Times…..
Reply‘ they come out looking like serious people who have transformed a silly press obsession into a sincere attempt to help the needy ‘ …..
In case somebody hasn’t read one of the best articles written on how the Brange manipulates the public with the help of the media …..http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/business/media/21angelina.html
Reply..here is great example of how they spin the press …. now it’s JA fault that BP STILL smokes ….never mind that little lie on TV he’s giving it up for the kids…. he just couldn’t help himself…not his fault ..nooooo…AJ knows best : JA is to blame ( who else )…
Reply.http://www.showbizspy.com/
peewee started smoking long before jen and the story is that he is the reason she started on the pot. but how can anybody blame another person for the actions of a 45 years old pensioner smoking hash pathetic, so jolie does drugs and drinks and peewee drinks smokes hash and is a total asshole is jens fault. maybe all the kids she is pooping out is also jens fault because that is the only way she can keep peewee by her side. and as for the pictures of he girls topless whether they had a swim or not you could still put on their tops or wrap a towel around them but no these two morons have no idea of protecting their kids privacy with all the pervs that are out there. if anything happens to their kids it is their own fault for selling the kids for money, whether for charity or not. jmo
Reply@jan/sa:
45 year old “pensioner”, LOL.
Protect the kids’ privacy, these two? They adopted and gave birth to those kids solely to pimp them out to the press. When they’re not being used for PR the assistants watch them I’m sure.
ReplyWell this is a first, no comments from In Touch? Brad’s camp has nothing to say this week? Seems going to France did not shush Ang up, she has Star telling us Brad needs rehab because she caught him doing drugs so he better get clean or he is out, and in the interium he can sleep on the couch. Guess there are no beds in the other 34 rooms. Sigh..OK reveals that she is upset because she wants to read some scripts and he wants her to do family things so they got in a big fight, oh wait, I believe this is the one where he is booted to the couch ..wonder if that is one of those 250 k sofas? Let me think , NE or L&S , whatever- Brad tells Ang that “Love does not last forever”, hmmm, he used that one before I think.. And some tab is claiming that Ang is pissed off at Jen because Brad smokes pot. I guess Jen did not get the memo, heroin only hun.
So how do you control breakup rumors? You leave LA and go to France, dress like hobos and hog non with the locals at the flea market , even let them take your picture and for good measure you have lunch with a couple of ladies who were there. Just amazing telepathic abilities Pitt has these days to pick someone who just happens to have a blog!
How do begin to prepare for the split while you are trying to look like you are together? I guess leaking stories in mommies favor in 3 different tabs should get it going, that and have someone go around the Internet spreadind details about the twins saying pics are coming soon.. And the split will be announced on Nov 3rd..is this going to be like another second coming? Are we going to see Saint Angelina emerge from her castle holding the notorious twins , one by each arm, because she never seems to hold anyones hand?
Last, where will Aldo be then, standing from afar watching as his family “is no longer there” , not just telepathic but psychic too perhaps , or just the Zen Master Media Manipulator of them all?
ReplyThere has already been a follow up to the Brooks Barnes article. It was done by the NY Times ombudsman, Clark Hoyt. It considers the small matter of journalistic integrity – a matter which should trouble fair minded people. Hoyt undertook to do what Barnes failed to by thoroughly investigating the issue and calls out Barnes for his sloppy reporting albeit cloaked in NY Times speak to avoid making the Times look too disreputable.
Unfortunately Barnes gained for himself a less than stellar reputation during the most recent Writers Guild strike. His lack of investigative skills and LA contacts along with his seemingly neophyte journalistic ethics resulted in him acting as nothing more than a shill for the studios and their press people in their fight against the unions. Here, again, Barnes seems to be unaware that there are almost always two sides to a story. Deadlines and pressure to produce may be killers but some stories are better left unwritten until you have the whole story.
The fact that Barnes could produce no on-the-record sources for his article on People should be the tip off that such whispered gossip lacks credibility. Since this is not a matter of national import or one that would put a source at grave risk, there is no excuse for his complete reliance on so-called anonymous sources for the published article. That’s the stuff of tabloids and internet gossip – not legitimate journalism. When you cannot even give your own editor source details then you are in trouble. The ghosts of Janet Cooke and Stephen Glass live on in this troubled world of celebrity gossip.
I am reminded of perpetual curmudgeon, Christopher Hitchens: What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/07/opinion/07pubed.html?_r=2&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1228683646-R42tkr3dxHTqOZyWDPZxOw
Reply@Liz E.:</
August 6th, 2009
Their story is a Hollywood fairy tale. The beautiful princess and the prince charming, Lady Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) and Prince Achilles (Brad Pitt), live happily and with great riches. But is it true, or is it a tale? Is this a story like Cinderella’s, inspired by true events but transformed by storytellers into myth?
Through this telling of Brad and Angelina’s tale, our bard Ian Halperin uncovers the real storytellers of the modern age: the media. From Angelina’s French kiss with her brother to her revamped image as a humanitarian, Halperin depicts the manipulations of the media and how they in turn were used by Jolie to transform her image of bad girl into that of fair princess.
As he explores the years leading up to their marriage, the author reveals the shocking realities of one of Hollywood’s most notorious couples. He examines Pitt’s previous marriage to Jennifer Aniston and sheds light on the true reasons for their divorce. Using the Brangelina years as a central stage, the author goes behind the scenes to reveal the enormous role the media play in this fable.
We see how the couple use all these resources at their disposal to create their enchantment, and how the media raconteurs fill out the tale as they shift reality into fiction, making a fairy tale for today. Halperin presents a devastating analysis of the workings of the Hollywood spin machine as it wrings the reality out of celebrities lives and profitably portrays them instead as magical and mystical.
BRANGELINA : Behind the fairy tale
Reply@Kate:
ReplyThat always gets a laugh, Angelina the heroin addict telling hash and alcohol boy Brad to “sober up”. I guess when AJ’s on methadone she considers herself “sober”.
http://www.examiner.com/x-21081-Indianapolis-Celebrity-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Angelina-Jolie-is-hypocritical
…. The Examiner is talking about AJ having been in a Mental Hospital TWICE ?!….. do we know anything about it ? …. once , yes, we she wanted BBT to marry her and had ‘mental breakdown ‘ …. but the second ???? Anybody remember BP’s birthday …. when they called ambulance for her ??? Maybe that’s what happened that day… they took her away haha hihi….lol
Angelina Jolie allegedly banished Brad Pitt to the couch after his recent reefer revelations. After all, we are talking about a former drug addict who used to cut herself. She was also admitted twice to a mental hospital.
People do change, but Angelina likely isn’t one of them. But you have to hand it to Angelina for having a great PR team; there are actually some people who still believe she is some type of saint.
A saint doesn’t use her kids as photo ops. A saint doesn’t participate in shady adoptions and steal husbands from other actresses. How much longer can Angelina Jolie fool the world?
ReplyAJ has admitted to LSD trip during Disneyland visit ???….. now, that wouldn’t have been with the kids, would it ? …. she is known to visit Disneyland all by herself lol ..
http://www.celebstoner.com/200908272875/news/celebstoner-news/angelina-busts-bad-brad.html
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyHi Ms Agatha, hope you are well.
Thanks for the link – stories like this are part of the reason why I dislike this couple so much. He is a cheater and a liar and AJ is a hypocrite and a liar. Neither respect other people let alone themselves. It must be hard to have to “act” saintly and wholesome all the time. Looks to me like the cracks are getting bigger and its only a matter of time before it blows up in their faces.
I watched the drug den video on youtube the other day and I have to say that I just find this woman to be weird. She is very strange and I cannot understand how BP left JA for this weird ass woman. He must have been really stoned! lol.
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyJolie probably loves the psychedelic Alice in Wonderland Disneyland ride the best. Especially when she’s high on drugs. It must make her dilated pupils practically pop out of her skull, LOL.
@MickeyB:
Replylol …. more like 2 bricks than 1 …haha… yes, you can smell it in the air… something is ending fast & furious…lol… right now, all the dirt comes flying from her corner…. just a matter of time before it’s flying from the other direction too….and then the shyt hits the fan…. lol
@Mommie Dearest:
Replylol….. she probably THINKS she is Alice in Wonderland….. I wonder if that trip to Disneyland ever took place in reality…hahaha…. psychedelic : A psychedelic experience is characterized by the perception of aspects of one’s mind previously unknown……lol
@MickeyB:
ReplyMIckey, he must have a darkness we don’t see. I remember someone in the industry said he is most like the character of Tyler Durden, that says it all.
@MickeyB:
Reply…the only reason I can see is that she is OK with his sexuality and JA was not ( or at least not to the same extend) …. he will have to come clear with the public and end this charade … for his own good… she is not important in that context …. she already has her own life….
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI wish some journalist worth their “Salt” would come forward and do an expose about Jolie’s fake humanitarian agenda. They should look into exactly how much money they made off their kids pics that was allegedly going to charity and see what really happened to all that money. Since they make such a big deal every time they make the tiniest donation you’d think the public would see where its all gone. Nope, the money most likely went to their mansion in France and their many planes and toys. Or they used it to pay Holly off, or whomever really gave birth to the twin(s).
If those who consider Mangelina a saint, would google HOW TO BECOME A SAINT, they’d find out that becoming a saint does NOT involve participation in adultery.
It does NOT permit a candidate to foster or condone unbridled hatred for an innocent party among her fans.
One gets the idea. But on the other hand, a sinner turned saint (say, Angelina) would:
Apologize to the whole world for the evil treatment she instigated and participated in regarding the innocent wife whose husband she stole, then lied time after time about it.
She’d make amends to the people she misled and manipulated.
She’d make amends to the media.
She’d instruct the loonies to lay off attacking innocent people.
She’d admit to USING the loonies to boost her career and image.
She’d make amends to JA.
She’d reconsmile with her papa.
Any works of charity she does will be done in private; otherwise no sainthood, because she’s getting her reward here on earth rather than in the afterlife.
One would get the idea if they’d google, HOW TO BECOME A SAINT.
This is just to help straighten out the mess that the Brangelina-owned media is promoting to the great unwashed.
ReplyAnd no, I’m no saint, either. I’m a sinner. Ha!
one thing i cannot understand is that these people spend money like you drink water and yet they say she gives 1/3 of her earnings to charity? even the mega rich do not spend money like them but invest and get interest. with more and more kids and more jet trips and buying of these exstravagent homes where is the money coming from. if they do not watch themselves they will have no money when the movies bry up and nobody wants to see them act or know about their fake lives all actors have a sell by date and peewee is nearing that pensioners age, and his movie plan b does not really put out movies i want to watch like ttwife a flop. jmo
Reply@Mommie Dearest:
Reply..agree… nobody in HW spends money like those two …. she got into money since she is together with him.. before that she was – in HW standards – a poor church mouse ….. her insurance for a rainy day : photos of those twins….. lol
@Alif:
ReplyIn addition to your most AWESOME post, Alif … to become a Saint, you would have to believe in God … which AJ does not. So, there is absolutely NO WAY she is a saint. LOL
@Liz E.:
What I always look for in a good PR person is a good solid bit of research! To my favourite PR lady ever, you have earnt your bonus today – have a glass of bubbly on me! Also liked that you quote Christopher Hitchens in your pro-Angelina post. Not so sure he would be as keen on the credit though, considering his views on those Angelina has modelled her media image on:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/profile/christopher_hitchens.shtml
Let’s all have a heated debate!
Reply@Liz E.:
BTW, Brooks says hi!
Reply@Togi:
Thanks a mil!
While researching behavioral science/religious instruction, I came upon the concept of making amends.
A suggestion was offered; to think of it like this:
My car dents another’s car.
I apologize to the owner, over and over.
He/She tells me it’s all right!
MAKING AMENDS is similar to having that dent fixed; or paying to have it restored, plus any other expenses incurred.
ReplyMakes sense to me!
@Mommie Dearest:
Only have one thing to say on that- lol
“she’s a rich girl…and she’s gone too far…cause she know it don’t matter anyway…she can rely on the old mans money…she can rely on the old mans money…its a bitch girl…but its gone too far cause she know it don’t matter anyway”
Reply@Alif:
An important line was forgotten:
After ‘He/She tells me it’s all right!” the next line should read:
BUT, THE DENT IS STILL THERE!
And yes, I forgot about the critical part of believing in God!
ReplyThanks, Togi!
@Kate:
Why don’t we play a little guessing game to while away a few idle hours hey? I have a question for us all to think on, and it goes a little something like this:
So, how many children do Mr and Mrs Brangelina Jolie-Pitt actually have? (Please note: this does not include ones hired for photo opps – that means you Maddox’s fantasy friend). Come on everyone, take a punt. 50 of our finest British pounds for whoever gets it right. My guess? 8. (That’s the 4 we see all the time plus stunt doubles used for pap shots. Kids can only work 4 hours a day after all, not enough for the camera-loving Jolie-Pitt tribe!). Anyone else?
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyHmm, well my guess is , not as many as a half a pack of cigs. Do I win?
@Kate:
Are we talking a pack of ten or a pack of twenty?
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Replyoh geez I don’t smoke, are there that many in there lol I was thinking there was about 8 ha ha
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Reply… just a question…. do we count ALL ? … including those abortati too ? … in that case …a dozen ?!
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyBiologically they probably have just one child together, Shiloh. Jolie has a biological daughter (Vivienne) with her brother James and Brad has a son he had with Holly, carried by Holly. The other three are adopted in not exactly legal and/or ethical ways. That’s my guess.
@Mommie Dearest:
Hm, I would disagree with all 3 of those assessments to be honest. We have only seen the “twins” twice and they didn’t look that twin-like and they certainly didn’t look too bonded to their parents when they were being carried in those papouses (”Viv” incorrectly placed inside of course, I guess they were in a rush to get to that photo opp). As for Shi, well there were plenty of rumours and BIs which seemed to point to that around the time of her birth. They weren’t relating to Brad or James. Someone a bit closer to home – my home – in fact. That’s just my theory anyway.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I think I recall the rumors about Shiloh being Jonny Lee Miller’s kid. I think she kind of has Brad’s eyes and eyebrows but with a mother who gets around like that you never know. As for the twins I get the feeling Holly is involved somehow because of her coincidental pregnancy at the same time but it’s bizarre that you never see the twins at all. And my first impression from the airport photo op was that Viv looked a lot like James Haven. Anyhow, even if they have some digestion problem as been speculated there’s no reason for them never to be seen. But Jolie is large and in charge of the family photo ops so it could be that she’s waiting to pimp them out to the highest bidder for a “formal” family spread in People or something. That seems to be her magazine of choice. Perhaps she’s thinking if she waits long enough they’ll pay her more than usual for a twins photo op. Then they can buy yet another mansion and private plane and give .005% to charity.
Reply@Mommie Dearest:
Thing is 1) we never see them 2) there were still lots of shots of Shiloh even though they also sold her pics to the highest bidder 3) Jolie’s PR people have been putting out the story they are ill or have allergies to explain why we never see them, which suggests they are trying to hide something. (Not too dissimilar to that ridiculous story about the metal-pricked instrument which was the reason for Angie’s puffy, shiny face at Cannes – not an overdose of botox at all no sirree!). If they were ill they would have just talked about it and lapped up all the sympathy, but they haven’t, they’ve said they’re fine in fact, so I don’t think it’s that. There were some hilarious PR stories on the covers of the UK mags today – totally contradictory really. One had a pic of a grinning Ange with the title “We’re having another baby!” on it, another said “Angie sick of Brad’s lies, lies, lies!” – ha bloody ha. This woman reminds me of the wicked witch of the east, she is utterly shameless in the BS she feeds to the press. I don’t think the world has ever seen a woman more obsessed with her own image and more desperate to stay in the spotlight and on top at all costs. I think the woman is genuinely insane.
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyThis will be like the incident when everyone thought Angelina was not pregnant so they staged those pics of her boobs on the balcony with the fake belly and then threatened to send out a cease and desist letter to have them taken off the net, never did of course, but suddenly everyone believed again. lol expect log distance pics of the twins..or someones. so says a insider at FF….
@Kate:
FF doesn’t have any genuine insiders, but I would of thought they would have to do something re: the pretend twins sometime soon. How long can they keep taking the 4 real children out while never being seen with their 1 year old twins????! The whole thing is utterly ludicrous. What are they going to do, just send out long-distance shots of them for the rest of their lives? What will the real ones say when they’re older when asked about their younger twin siblings – who are they? How effed up are they going to be knowing that mommy and daddy put them through this charade? Problem is for Brange they can’t even try to pretend they want to protect them from the glare of publicity, seeing as they have pimped the real ones out for eternity and continue to do so – hilarious!
Reply@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyTrue, I posed those questions on the other thread, I think Viv and Shi look alike myself, maybe different fathers, but I see the resemblence in them, KNOX is the one that SR kept pointing to….
@Kate:
But she was wearing a prosthetic so….how would that work….?
Reply@Mommie Dearest:.005% don’t you think that is a little high?
Reply@Different Guest:
ReplyYou’re right, I was being overly generous. Of the kids’ pics they donate .00000000000000005% to charity. I think I saw Shiloh give 50 cents to a homeless guy. We’ll be hearing all about that in OK magazine next week. “Shiloh Saves Homeless Community By Giving Her Allowance To Shelter”.
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
ReplyHmm, well, obviously he did not come slipping and sliding from that lol
@Mommie Dearest:
Replylol….
lol … brangelina gone to pot…. haha… in every sense of the word….
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sunday-news/entertainment/2814790/Brangelina-gone-to-pot
Replyrofl…..calling Aj PR Headquarters … ‘ you guys are worth your money … brilliante ! … (just had to copy JA PR team, how easy was that ! )
“Angie, feeling she’s been totally lied to, is piecing together all the other things Brad’s not been truthful to her about,” continued the insider. “She’s come up with a fairly long list.” …. NOooo kidding…lol
Replyhttp://www.stuff.co.nz/sunday-news/entertainment/2814790/Brangelina-gone-to-pot
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyLOL well …she is apparently laying the framework for her exit. He is certainly being nice about it, wonder if he is going to be the gracious one this time. he he
@Kate:
Replylol… you can be the gracious one if the water is chin deep and rising …lol
The article sent my Ms Agatha says Ange is making a list of the lies Brad told her. If he will lie to his wife he will lie to you. The relationship was built on a lie don’t ya think? Lol. Everything in my opinion
Replyhttp://www.usmagazine.com/photos/hollywood-home-wreckers
Reply@Ms Agatha:
ReplyToo bad Brad can’t counter that with some shots of Jolie laying around the chateau with dilated pupils and a heroin needle in one of her overly veiny arms.
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