IUC Exclusive: Michael Jackson Book “Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson” Debuts At No.1 on NY Times Bestsellers List

Congrats on the book Ian!

Congratulations on a good read IAN. It’s good to know that an outting can also tell the good stuff along with the bad in a non-hostile manner. I have it on my to purchase Amazon.com list. And IAN, thank you so much for acknowledging the hard times we on your site have endured while awaiting your return. It has been a hostile environment due to many who live on another planet (FF) but find their home world boring enough to come here to stir up chyt to take back home to discuss for months on end…. wink!

If anything counts as fiction, it’s the ludicrous and bitter comment by Keane’s Cat about Ian’s book. Where do I sign up to manipulate my book to number one on the bestseller list? For that matter, the book is number one this week on the Wall Street Journal bestseller list as well along with countless regional lists. I Also saw Ian five times on the Today show in the last two weeks. I wish I could be an “epic failure” like Ian.

Sticking with you Ian. We ALWAYS will.

@Keane’s Cat:
Ya, that epic failure is gonna have a fat bank account. Congrats, Ian

Hi Ian! Congratulations on your book! And thanks for that letter from the reader – it shows your honesty since you wrote not only the good things he said but his criticism of you!

To Tamara and Knees: I forgot to tell you yesterday that an excellent source of histofical fiction is the historicalfictionsociety.org. They have a quarterly newsletter which is an excellent source of new historical novels – it lists them by century and give a little blip (and review) of each one. It is truly worth the membership price in the us of $50/year. Go to the noted website and they will give more info. Talk to you later today – am doing chores but stopped to give you this info!

Yeah thanx for profiting from the death! As for reviews from people who read the book and as for how well it does on amazon.com here you go!

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@ Unknown’s Cat – I think that’s just a case of professional jealousy on KC’s part. Her published works never even made it into the top 100 using every trick of manipulating the figures she could find (this is of course why she is such an expert on them). I’m not sure what she ever expected when her collection of written work includes:

“I thought I told you to Quit that Fag Talk: 101 Reasons why Homophobia is Funny”; “The (University I Never Went to) English Dictionary of Crude & Offensive Words to Describe the Vagina”; “If you Mention the Word Race that Automatically Qualifies You to be a Member of the Ku Klux Klan” (Also published under the name “You’re a Racist C*nt”); and “1001 Instances in Which the Word ‘Fail’ Can be Used When Having Nothing Better to Say”. It is a mystery to me how these works never quite managed to rival the success of Ian’s – go figure!

Congrats on the success of the book Ian, hope the Brangelina book is just as successful. It’s just a shame that our resident psychotic, abusive, threatening stalker had to be the first to congratulate you, nevermind!

yay!! wooooohoooo!! Congratulations!! *happy dancing for Ian*

And how wonderful to see the years of hard work paying off for you!

@ladybert62:
To Tamara and Knees: for more historical fiction, go to amazon.com.uk – they have a larger selection than just regular amazon (unfortunately not available on my kindle – boo hoo hoo!).

I’m gonna buy dat book and I’m gonna love it, and squeeze it and call it George.

“@too curious:

Five years of hard work? Well according to people on amazon who actually read the book more than half of it consists of the trial that was replayed by actors on TV and broadcasted around the world at the time it took place. Everything you needed to know about the trial – including the positve outcome for Micehal jackson – was already known back then! So much for the “hard work” and research effort!

And as for the new claims? Let`s see: there is a claim of homosexuality based on unphotographed “secret meetings” in dirty hotels (and that from someone who hated germs – see the mask he always wore!) dressed up like a drag queen with someone who just didn`t want any money from NE and instead decided to give away his exclusive for free! Maybe because no tabloid belived him?
And then there is the claim that Micheal had damged lungs from Alpha 1 which wasn`t mentioned in the autopsy reports? Strange hm?

Just a short trip from the topic here please; Octo Mom is getting her own reality show! It’s a fact! Each child gets “paid” $250 per episode, and Mom (cough, cough) gets a total of $250,000 for three years of shows. Who would have thought of using one’s womb to get rich…besides trash such as she. Ewwwwww. Poor babies. After what occured with Jon and Kate, it’s sad that a network would even consider such a show again

Congrats Ian. Loved your jacket during the Geraldo interview. Congrats to the regulars for keeping it going.

bb14. Congratulations Ian on your book. I am from Australia and I don’t know whether it will be published here or not, but looking forwarding to getting a copy of it next month while in the US. Well Done Ian.

bb14. Can anybody tell me where I can get a copy of this book while in the States??

@Keane’s Cat:

And comments by people on Amazon are definitely the FINAL WORD on any piece of written work aren’t they? Just like the comments on sites like Perez HIlton tell you all you need to know about C21st culture and society. Yesssssssssssssssssss. Good one KC, GREAT contribution, AGAIN.

Congrats IAN ! Great work, I know it has been a long five years! Keep beating that drum. I know you have many supporters out there.

Still support you, if you can remove Keanes Cat so I am not called vile names and stalked I would love to rejoin my friends, otherwise, I will just lurk!

Cheers, Kate

Congratulations, Ian. Well deserved, I must say.

Ian, please do the majority of your readers a huge favor. Most other sites do it as a matter of consideration for their readers. Please let this last comment sink in, and remove offensive material which attacks individuals who are your faithful supporters.
This is a proper and decent thing to do, Ian. Just do it!

@Keane’s Cat:

BTW KC, I was just wondering if you were aware of the law on internet stalking that you are currently in major vioalation of? Apparently people sue over it all the time. I hope for your sake that you didn’t forget to use a fake e-mail address when making each and every one of your posts. Could be messy. Sleep well!

To IAN:
Thank you so very much for reinforcing my faith in you. I see you do read your emails, and respond. I am now a dihard fan ((((((((((IAN)))))))))) many thanks

@Kate:</a
Kate: I was afraid that you were doing exactly that ….. and I do understand….but like to give you a hug

IAN !!!!!!!!!!!!! ….. I second Alif’s post to You …. Please take some time and read it…. here is the link
@Alif:
If you leave certain posters in here because you believe they put in some ‘ flavor ‘ ….. I got to tell you, we have witnessed Kaene again and again kicking their ass to the curb….that’s a road to nomansland……. b o r i n g……….unfortunately, good nice vanilla people like Kate are staying away…. and she is not the only one…. we are talking threads of personal assault, hate speech targeting specific sexual orientation, age, gender, gender orientation physical assault, damage to property, bullying, harassment, verbal abuse and insults here ……. personally, I am bored …. same ole MO … same MO ….. filing nails….ahhhhhhh……We can do without those guys …..having one hand down south while typing to the girls here……. Ian, Kaene is a major asset here….. give her something better to do….. what about a major corky riddle ? You have a great crowd of people here…. make the best of it !

IAN

One more…….. your integrity has been challenged here again and again…. from the outside…..and we have defended it here…from inside.. …..free speech YES….but Ian, we have the right to our sensibilities too……

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Somebody needs to tell him, that there is nothing wrong with going back to closet and play with mommie’s nylons …… but for C sake…. the lipstick ….. stop smearing … for heav… .sake !!!

Kate

I wished I could help……. I saw it coming for the last few days….. i not always agree with your actions…. but ALWAYS with your intentions….

bubkes…..?… all Mensch does ! …… no more schmutz

@Ms Agatha:
My last post was addressed to Ian

Congratulations, Ian! That’s wonderful news.

@benjaminbutton14:

Hi bb14. There is a large chain of bookstores nationwide called Barnes and Noble. They carry ian’s book – if you have Internet access while you are here you can go their website: http://www.bn.com and check availability at nearby locations (you can enter the US zip code of where you are and it will show nearest stores). Also, if they don’t have it in stock, they should be able get it for you – you’ll be here for a month or so, right?

Congratulations Ian!

@Ms Agatha:

Thanks Mrs A-

IAN knows I support him whether I am lurking or posting , either way.
I am sure in time KC will get bored and move on and I will surface. lol

Cheers, Kate

@too curious:
Hi Ben….you got to get your brain around the notion that book stores are CHAINS ….. you know, they are a/c … serve espresso …

@Kate:
..hate to see it though, girl… not making sense…other than for you… that is why I respect it

@Ms Agatha:

Miss A- it is fine, I am fine, I just have been stalked too much attacked too much unfairly and it is gotten out of control, since I don’t know who this person is, and there is no way for me to contact anyone to try and stop it, all I can do is just not post. IAN is not mandated to moderate the blog as a owner, only if this person breaks the law, with criminal intent, making threats and stalking is getting close to that. I understand IAN is busy (after all there is about to be an indictment in the MJ case, great follow up for his book, don’t you think?) and has no time for this trivial stuff , this is not against him, it is a personal decision.

I support IAN, but at the same time I will not be chased around called filthy names among other things simply because this person hates this site and my friends. That is not acceptable, and it is too stressful for me, my mom is facing a long illness, and that is enough stress for me. I come here for you guys and to support IAN, but posters that stalk me when I do not even post to them take the joy out of that. I hope you can understand. If that ceases at some point I will rejoin all of you. It seems since I have been lurking it has gotten worse, I was not going to say anything, but I know others are weary as well. I am sure in time it will work out somehow. There have been others before Keanes cat, just not as vile , and none that would not let up for weeks and weeks and weeks and made a target of certain posters like this. It is destroying the board. I can not be a part of it when I tried for so long to build it up. I want things to be like it was. I know that sounds childish, but …

Nite, thanks again, Cheers, Kate.

I can’t just be a target day after day , if this was my child, and it could not be resolved, I would say get off the playground, you know, come to think of it, I did,

kaene

Just had a funnty thought before drifting off…….. : Sometimes I think that the worst torture one could devise for these freaks would be to lock them in a room all alone for about three days. After about an hour, they would probably have their socks on their hands like puppets, just to have someone to lie to.

@Kate:
Kate…… my heart is breaking for you… and you are right, to take a break from all of this for a little while……let others handle it ……. I wished the world had more raw diamonds like you …… but honey, naivite killed the chicken-in-drag ….. the fox was wearing rawhides in the leather bar …

Kate, Ian told me he will start banning the hate mongers. He’s just been swamped the past few weeks. Please stay. To all his detractors, check out the review of his book in the world’s best English language newspaper The London Times, Check it out.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/non-fiction/article6723354.ece

@R. Catone:
R.Catone…….. thanks for stepping up to plate …. we girls need to be there for one another……. we love love…… there is no room for hate mongers….. IAN GO … GO IAN !!!

Ian…

…. we girls are counting on you…. envied , thrashed and copied by many….we are thrilled ! …..Hate Speech …… needs to be banned… thank you hon…

Keane….. thanks for all the wonderful amusing postings…… ….. thanks for making my day (again and again)….. needed to say this before passing out….. lol…..

@Ms Agatha:

Ha ha, no problem, it is my pleasure! Hope you don’t have too much of a sore head today! Lol x

@R. Catone:
Sugar, Ian told us you were ill, are you alright hunny bunny? You have no idea how much we’ve missed you and worried about you. We haven’t heard from you since Cannes!! First of all just get better! Second of all, give us a puzzle please! hahaha xoT

@Ms Agatha:
Agatha – off topic, are you going to register at gulldang? Send me an email at gulldanglady@yahoo.com if you want to become a member, we are closing the blog to the public and keeping it private so we can discuss without loon attacks. And ladies, that goes for any of our regulars too!! Thanks!

@Kate:
I understand and that’s why I’ve not been posting either. It is too stressful and they just never let up.

@Vittoria:
Vittoria – good morning! Send me an email hun, so I can give you permissions to gulldang. xoT

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Sue me! I’ve been offended on the internetz of all places!!! Oh no! Call the police! Alert the media!

@Vittoria:
Good morning Clittoria!

@R. Catone:
Great news Sugar darlin. So looking forward to posters being forced to accept responsibility for their horrendous behaviour. Makes me ill to watch such vileness spewing over us all.
I’ve put in for the book, and have informed my daughter’s book club as well. Happy to know there are investigating reporters out there who also print the good with the bad and the ugly.
Welcome back, be well, we missed your wit and enticing poems….

@Vittoria:
I agree wholeheartedly with you Kate. Sometimes it’s better to avoid places where you know you will be harrassed and treated with such degrading rudeness and threats than to subject yourself to them just to be there. I hope IAN does truly begin banning those who come here for evil pleasure of harming others, either emotionally, or threatening to physically…..enough is enough. Thank goodness the U.S. is enacting laws to deal with such things now. The teenaged girl who was driven to suicide by the adult mom of a rival using internet bullying is what created this uproar against such criminal acts. About time i say! Internte communicating is so new relatively , that it takes law time to catch up ….same as with telephone, etc. I’m expecting Federal laws to be enacted, and possibly overseen by the Federal Communications Commission…..but, i’m still awaiting news of updates from my granddaughter the public defender.

My Cat usually sleeps all day, hmmmm

@Vittoria:
Thanks!

@Keane’s Cat:

It’s not about offensive comment KC, well it is in part, but it is also about persistent abusive, threatening behaviour which you have been coming very close to. Ever wondered why I keep answering back to you? Sometimes people’s motivations aren’t always as clear as they seem. But I know you’re a highly intelligent and educated person who is well versed in internet law and knows exactly what is and isn’t considered illegal activity. Seeing as you have been coming very close to that lately with your threats to DG and to me I know you must have taken the sensible decision from word go of using a fake e-mail account to post here. If not, Ian has your details and would be obliged to pass them on to posters and the police should charges br brought against you. I’m sure you think I’m bullshitting you here but I’m afraid to say I’m not. If you think the behaviour of people on the internet is not governed by law then I’m afraid you are sadly mistaken. Why not take a few minutes to look it up and inform yourself. It might be useful to prevent any future prosecution being brought against you either here or on any other site. This is a friendly warning KC because deep down I feel very sorry for you and your condition. I hope you keep sleeping well.

Kate – you wrote a beautiful and truthul missive to those girls, I could tell the way you were writing that you were baring the truth right from the heart. And while some seemed to want to bury the hatchet it only took a few posts later to be right back to the hate. It made me feel so sad, especially after the effort you obviously put into it. Then when I read the Obituary to Sugar Ray by Ian I got so upset I almost cried and I thought ENOUGH! This feud really needs to end. I have tried, you have tried and others have tried. We are all on the same page, why can’t we pool our resources and share our thoughts and opinions with each other. Why don’t they see the sense in that?

On another topic:

Keane – maybe if you were to ignore the cat she would get bored and go away. As any cat would do she will keep batting at you if you wriggle in front of her. I totally respect you for defending yourself, if it was me I would have grabbed my ball and gone home a long time ago. And I ALWAYS enjoy reading your clever posts, you really do have a way with words that I find so entertaining and yet IMO you have both pretty much said everything you have to say to each other. You, KC, and I would venture to say everyone else on this board, knows where you both stand and at this point maybe the ignore button would be the best way to handle it. Just so you know, I am asking you to be the one to push the ignore button as you are the one I consider a friend, not the Cat. In advance I apologize if I’ve stepped over the line here. As always, JMO. xoxoxoxxoxo

@Tamara:

Of course not, I adopted the principle of ignoring for a long time but unfortunately that did not do the trick. I usually find the best way to get rid of these people is ridicule. They come on here to try to make themselves feel better about themselves by abusing others, so giving them a taste of their own medecine usually tends to have the desired affect of making them run home with their tail between their legs to lick their wounds and soothe their humiliation. However, KC is slightly more persistent than others and seems like she will cling on to the bitter end until something more decisive intervenes. What that may be is entirely up to her basically. I have explained the law to her and how she is violating it. I am more than happy to take action against her if she is more than happy to continue demanding it. It is very naive to believe the internet is not covered by law, it most definitely is. I have already had one crime committed against me by someone ignorant of the law on this site. Had they been traceable through their IP address they would have been prosecuted. However, I am sure KC has not been so stupid as to have used her real e-mail address to post on this site. If she has, we’ll been getting a whole lot more acquainted with each other than we are already. It will be interesting to discover the face behind the bile.

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
You know what, actually I don’t think it matters re the fake email address. Her location can be discovered by her IP address, unless she is using an internet cafe under a fake credit card then yea it would be untraceable. But if she is using the PC in her home or office it can be tracked down via the IP. And I haven’t researched this but I’m pretty sure a complaint can be made to the FBI who I think is in charge of internet harrassment.

Internet bullies IRL are meek cowards who, yes, you’ve guessed it, live in the lowest floor of their mothers residence. Sad.

TO EVERYONE – I apologize for the long post but read this:

from emails can I find their IP address, and then maybe their actual address so then I can find their phone number?

I’ve been getting abused over the internet and was wondering if I could find out where they live through their IP address…

I was wondering whether a person could be tracked after posting on a forum. After all, most sites record the visitors IP address.

I need someone to track down this IP address…

As you can see, this is a question I get a lot. It’s a very serious issue for some people.

Unfortunately, though I’ve answered this question a few times in a few ways, I keep getting various versions of the same question almost daily: “Can I find out who’s at a particular IP address?”

No, you cannot.

Here’s why and what it really takes …

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I’m going to say this a few times because people don’t seem to get it when I’ve said it in the past, so please bear with me:

No, you cannot get someone’s name, phone number or specific location from their IP address.

I’m not trying to be a smart-ass or intentionally mean but please, read that sentence again. I’m trying to be as clear as I can be so that people will get the answer.

Now, you can’t do it, but the police (or law-enforcement in general) can. But for some reason people think that because the police can, anyone can. That’s just not the way it works.

Here’s what I believe it takes to track someone down by their IP address:

Contact law enforcement. If no laws have been broken or if the police don’t have the resources or interest to help you, then you can stop right here. I don’t know of anything else you can do.

The police use public information to locate the ISP who owns the IP address. You can do this yourself using the whois tool at arin.net. For example, you can look up Ask Leo!’s IP address and you’ll see that the owner of the IP is Rackspace, my hosting service.

The police then get a court order. I’m no lawyer, but the way I understand it is that this implies the police have enough evidence to believe that a crime has been committed and can convince a judge of that.

The police present the court order to the ISP who can then search their records for information relating to the specific IP address.

The ISP identifies the user of the IP address. Note that even if you get this far, depending on the type of IP address, the information provided to the ISP by the customer, and the length of time that’s passed, the IP may not be able to provide any helpful information anyway. I’d expect that typically they can, but there’s no guarantee.

It’s actually even worse in some cases. If the IP resolves to a company or other organization, then it could be any employee at that company. If the IP is shared, perhaps by a NAT router, then there’s often no way to tell which computer sharing the IP was being used. If the IP is dynamic, then the IP address could indicate one computer one day, but another on another day.

Oh, and if the IP address resolves to an ISP in a different country, then things get even more complicated, as other countries may not care or may not have the resources or expertise to help.

So, no, you cannot get someone’s name, phone number or specific location from their IP address.

It takes the help of the law enforcement, the courts or whatever legal system applies in your country to get the information from the ISP that owns the IP. And even then you could be out of luck.

@HisHighness:
))))))))))))))))))))))) HAPPY DANCE (((((((((((((((((((((((((

@Tamara:
Oh wait! I guess that means you are blocking her IP address and not just Keane’s Cat? We don’t want her to leave a litter of kittens behind her

@HisHighness:

Oh what a shame, just when we’d all grown so fond of the gay-bashing, abusive, inordinately offensive, threatening Keane’s Cat. Still all good things must come to an end I suppose. Care for a final “You’re a racist c*nt and if I ever see you I’ll knock you out you see if I don’t” or a “Didn’t I tell you to quit that fag talk” for old times sake? Yes, best not hey. You never know who might be calling the authorities to take it further I guess, best not give them any more ammo hey? It was wonderful knowing you KC, just wonderful. Goodbye.

@Togi, send me an email to gulldanglady@yahoo.com so I can give you permissions to the site. Thanks!

At Section9, Mama, Constant Gardner, TobyKat and any of our other regulars please feel free to email me too! I haven’t seen a lot of you in a long time so if you are reading just email me! Thanks!

The site is now officially blocked from the public, one must be invited first because the site won’t even open up til you enter your password.

Congratulations, Ian! I am looking forward to more posts, when you get time!

OT – what’s the deal with Holly and Ang anyway? When did she quit working for her, and why? Was it right after the twins were born or was it a couple months before?

@Tamara:

No she still works for her to my knowledge. There was some story about her being sacked after twingate but I’m not sure whether it was true or if it was how long it lasted. There was also some story that Holly was quiting to spend more time with her “husband”. Smokescreen to quell any potential rumours that might be swirling about perhaps?

@Tamara:
bb14. Hi Tamara, I have sent you an email about joining also. Hope that you will accept me.

@benjaminbutton14:
Thanks BB!! I will add you right now!

@benjaminbutton14:
you’ve got mail

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Well, ET broke the news and Holly confirmed around May 30th. The Brange had given birth to twin girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The Brange camp issues statement that it’s not true and lawyers renounce the Holly impersonator. Fast forward 6 weeks, Dr Sussman confirms birth of a boy and a girl on or around July 14th. And then IMDB lists The Changeling as the last work she did for Jolie in 2008. Sooooo what’s the story?

I”m wondering why no one has seen/heard/read anything about Holly Goline’s baby after it’s birth? Invisable hubby and child(ren)? Or – cover for The Brandge? Holly announces the birth of twin girls, one with the name Marcia Lynne gave herself when she became an actor , Marcheline, and the other certainly not named Knox (male). A few weeks later on, twins are announced by The Brandge directly, BUT, suddenly they are male/female rather than female/female. The first names ring true to me with that original announcement as Jane is Brad’s mother’s name, we all know the story behind Marcheline as a name, but Amelie is a family name in Angie’s family as well, although not well known. Something definately stinks. The entire Holly & Angie thing smells of duplicity. Hopefully we will discover the truth soon, as i have seen this false couple falling apart before the media eyes for the last six months….the truth always comes out, eventually.

Curiorsier and Curiorsier. I just reopened Jon Vincent Voight’s bio on wikipedia and guess what? It’s been “Updated”. Now, insted of mentioning his THREE children in acting business (Wheels being the missing child ), it states only Angie and James and addded now is the family Angie and Brad amassed. Definately been altered. Hummmmmm ?!?!

@Patty anne:
I’m hoping this comes out in the book! I can’t wait to read it!! What is it like 5 months til it drops?

Brangelina & Kids Hit McDonalds Brangelina & Kids Hit McDonalds

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/brangelina-kids-hit-mcdonalds

IAN: I think that Brangie is playing with the crazy media about them, including you. They are enjoying the spectacule around them behind the fence. JaJaJa. Happy, Happy Family.

Singing: Ding Dong the CAT is Dead! The CAT is Dead! The CAT is Dead! Ding Dong the Wicked CAT is deeeaaaaaad!!

@Tamara:
I sent you mail…

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

…… I am holding a candle virgil …….requiem for a cretin

@Astro:
Does anyone hava a better picture? Seriously you can’t even tell it’s AJ or BP. The paps should have got a better shot. Not sure I’m buying this is the dynamic duo…….

@Astro:
….. OK, so you are saying that the bald guy sitting next to the driver is Angelina Jolie ??? ….. interesting….

@HisHighness:
A sheynem dank

@backalleyknees:
Done! You’ve got mail…

@Tamara:
You got Mail ! lol

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
…haha… classic case of Aspirin abuse this morning…… but was worth it …lol

MJ’s nose is missing ……..

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/jacko_fake_nose_missing_from_corpse/celebrity/67014

@Ms Agatha:
So do YOU! haha

Thank you soooooo much IAN! Peace at last!

@Tamara:
I am IN !

@Tamara:

I just emailed you for the scoop on becoming a gulldang lady!

bb14. We had a teenage girl in Melbourne Australia I think she was 14 she committed suicide because of Internet Bullying. She was such a lovely girl, she was a cheer leader for the Australian Rules Football. How sad.

@Tamara:

What did I miss? Ian wrote an obituary to Sugar Ray??? Where??

@Kate:

Kate, I hope you will come back now that Ian is banning the cretins. I, and probably others, would very much like to lend support to you as you deal with your Mom’s illness. All the best to you both.

bb14. Hi Tamara, I don’t have a google account. So when I sign in do I use the same password for IUC and benjaminbutton14.

@Watching and Waiting:
bb14. I had a look and tried to work it out, I’m not sure if it is them either.

i just want to say love the book “unmasked” i’ve always been a mj fan thanks for uncovering the truth bout money hungry people. I will always love MICHAEL J. JACKSON FOR LIFE!

bb14. I went over to FF to see if they had any photos of them at McDonalds. It sure looks like them looking all happy and smiling they had a few more photos of the big day.
What I want to know is how did the Paps know they were there, is this them notifing the press that they are out together?

bb14. I have been over at FF and surfing thru their posts.
I don’t know about this but one poster there says that Brad and Jen are back together, but have not made it public and have been for awhile. They are both wearing the necklaces which they both gave each other, and even to the extent of wearing the same clothes both wearing white tee-shirts and khaki baggy trousers. Any ideas?

Reading the book now. Heard you on Stern and you sold me on it. Actually glad I didn’t hear the entire interview because at the end they were saying you were giving a lot of the book away. No matter, I have it now and figured I’d stop and check out your site since you mentioned it in the intro.
Congrats

@benjaminbutton14:
Ben

NOTHING they do is without ulterior motive… ever !…… NOT to call the paps is as foreign to them as it is for you and me CALLING the paparazzi every time we go to Fast Food Heaven …..

@too curious:
Oh! It was a really sick article that one of the posters made up about Ian talking about Sugar Ray’s death and how much he was going to miss him that kind of thing. At first I was so upset because I thought it was a cut and paste then I realized it was satire, but it did upset me!!@benjaminbutton14:

bb14. Apparently Brad was in NYC on Sunday 26th. So who was at McDonalds?

@benjaminbutton14:
You will have to create a google account I think! Or, just use the email you used for the invite and see if you can log on that way.

@Ms Agatha:
You made it to the inner sanctum! LOL Good night Ladies! xoxoxT

*********BREAKING**************

Police hunt for Michael Jackson’s doctor’s aide
By Kate Mansey 26/07/2009

Michael Jackson’s personal doctor Conrad Murray was plunged further into the centre of the “homicide” riddle last night as detectives began searching for his assistant.

Emails written by Stacey Howe were seized by police in a criminal investigation into the singer’s death.

Two messages sent from Ms Howe’s email account are now being examined by detectives trying to find out why Jackson was prescribed lethal doses of prescription drugs.

The latest development comes amid reports that documents at a storage centre and a lock-up owned by Dr Murray were destrodestroyed as Jackson lay dying – with suggestions of a possible cover-up.

Police also revealed that Dr Murray, who could face manslaughter charges, confessed to keeping a secret drugs cupboard at Jackson’s mansion.

A search warrant filed with the Los Angeles courts on Thursday formally names Dr Murray as the key suspect in a manslaughter investigation into Jacko’s death.

This just keeps getting worse and worse for this doc and his accomplice.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/07/26/police-hunt-for-michael-jackson-s-doctor-s-aide-115875-21548216/

@Tamara:
Have a good night…. see you tomorrow ! Thanks again…:)

***********BREAKING*************

27 July 2009

Britney Spears will kill herself says doctor

Jadyn Cassidy

A doctor who briefly dealt with Britney Spears while she was forcibly committed in Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles has broken his silence on the affair and expressed concern over Britney’s current regime.

Dr Martin Chan was working in the Psychiatric ward of the hospital as an on duty GP when he was temporarily asked to observe Britney.

‘She was totally imbalanced and seemed seriously disturbed’ Chan noted.

‘I don’t believe for one minute that such systemic and at that time serious embedded mental issues could have gone away in less than two years. Now she is back on the gruelling concert circuit and this seems highly irresponsible and dangerous. There is no way her emotional condition could is really yet strong enough for this regime’ Noted Chan who now works in NYC.

‘I fear if she is allowed to continue touring her she will again experience a breakdown. She might end up being the next Michael Jackson: this could kill her. We should not allow that to happen again’ concluded Chan.

Chan, an immigrant from China also commented that ‘In China we give our celebrities more space and treat them with more humanity’.

http://www.allnewsweb.com/page7937935.php

@John:
What Chinese celebrity ? …… you can give them the whole People’s Republic of China for space as far as I am concerned ….. this is like comparing apples and oranges … However, on BritBrit he has a point , absolutely….. this is going to be (another) very sad story

@Tamara:

Thanks for the info – as you can see the mention of it freaked me out, especially with a comment by Ray.

Night all!

@R. Catone:
Hi There Mr Ray Catone!Nice to hear from you dear, thank you for helping out , very much, and hope when you can you will come back and join us.

Great article, sounds like possibly IAN will may be able to expand on his book with everything that is going on, thanks for sharing that .

@HisHighness:
IAN , thank you for taking care of this , it helps us all and hope we can get things back on track . I really really do appreciate it, peace and love, Kate

@Kate:
AAAahhhhhh. Isn’t the lack of the screeching cat GRAND?????? I just spent a quiet and peaceful weekend at our little cabin and returned to find, to my utter JOY, that KC would no longer be antagonizing our friends. Whoot, whoot! Glad you’re back Kate!

@Kate:

I am glad you are back too…… let’s do another puzzle please ….. from the past……. can you think of one ? Let’s have some fun….

@Togi:
Hey Togi how are you, Z asked me to pass a “hello” along to you. Nice to see you also.

@Tamara:
I did it! I sent you an email! LOL Go ahead, laugh at the pictures. You may get the idea that I just MAY like cats! Well, NICE cats anyway. No offense, Keane … but YOUR kitty wasn’t very well behaved!

@Ms Agatha:
Do you remember the Brangie Bunch one, at first I thought that sounded incestous but I don’t think that was the intent at all, it would not make sense . I am referring to the title, Bobby. Peter etc so I think those three have to represent someone else just as Alice was maid, but that probably meant nanny.

So who would those 3 be?

@Kate:
Ooooohhhh Z!!!! HOW IS SHE???? I miss her … she was so nice! If you “chat” with her again, please tell her I miss her. xoxoxoox

By the way, I’m RIGHT WITH MS. AGATHA!!!! Let’s have some fun for a change! It’s been a long time … and the meanies have been really a bummer! It’s really quite a relief to read that IAN still cares about us. LOL

@Kate:
What about Bobby being Billy Bob?

@Togi:
Sheesh. I’m going to have to go back and revisit it because I can’t remember that far back! Haaa haaa! Seriously, though … I’m going to go back and get it!

Okay. Here’s the Brangie Bunch.

Dust the grit…James looked offended and tickled…felt like a maid…checkered band and lace-up boots…blood vial biological…dust off the bible…like lamb’s wool…Jesus had hair…lips look like black plum…Jame’s snake crossed her path…head to foot…like a death rattle…Braddy fights daddy…a little wine…here’s the story…of a man named Braddy…the youngest one in curls…the Brangie Bunch…the Brangie bunch…that’s the way they became the Brangie bunch…butterfly light on the rail…eyes filled with tears…appliqued figures…peach, plum and cherry…nice bright Sunday…rosed red and pink…tap-tap tapping on the gravel…patterns on the sacks…naturally clammed…ride and drive…tongue on the boots…dream of murder or wake…smuggle in a file…big bridge…blow the whole thing to kingdom come…good prisoner…best con…sucks in her breath…looking wild with a bad wandering eye…witch hazel and needles…colored tendant…two little slits for eyes…the two driving the mules…thump, thump, thump…nottiest, kinkiest and undernourished…Liepstacoq Bua…Hari Ibu…Shubo Matri Dibosh!

OMG … I think I am officially a SERIAL poster! Baaa haaa!

Kate….. this was posted before my time…..so I don’t know, what you guys have come up with so far…. here is what I know so far….(maybe you can post full text of riddle)

Peter: He has a NON-RELATED TWIN named Arthur Owens (also played by Christopher Knight), who is shown in the episode “Two Petes in a Pod”. Peter= reference to the twins ?

Bobby: Always phantasizing about having various adventurous lifestyles…later joining Peter in a business venture. Bobby: AJ ? Phantazising of different life …… remember she once said…sje always wanted to be somewhere else…. and had window tattoo on arm…. so she ‘ could look out ‘….because she felt trapped

Alice: Alice had an IDENTICAL COUSIN, Emma . Emma once filled in for Alice when Alice traveled out of town. Alice : Reference to the twins ?

Or Alice could be reference to Holly….

It’s about the twins… AJ …. and Holly…. the whole story ???

@Togi:
hehehe Togi…. thanks for posting so quick ….lol

@Togi:
LOL very good you read my mind I was thinking it has something to do with him

Alice had an IDENTICAL COUSIN, Emma . Emma once filled in for Alice when Alice traveled out of town. Alice =Holly….filling in for AJ …. ( giving birth, traveling=decoy)

I think the youngest one in curls could be a reference to Shiloh not Viv just because this seems to indicate that Brad ask someone to to take a Dna test and finds out he is not dad to someone.

@Ms Agatha:
Wow I never knew that so that could point to Holly as a surrogate.

@Kate:

hmmmm….the youngest one in curls = reference to Cynthia “Cindy” Brady = Shiloh …….Cindy frequently liked to snoop and share secrets she had found out …… either there is secret about Shi … or she has been snooping and run into something secretive ……

peach, plum and cherry ……. 3 stone fruit trees = 3 fruits = 3 kids . 3 kids are questionable

@Kate:

@Kate:
butterfly light on the rail ……. butterfly lights are lights used in kids’ rooms ….. something happened there…eyes filled with tears…..

…..naturally clammed : Race quote from The Color Purple : Well, say Sofia, I was so use to sitting up there next to her teaching her how to drive, that I just naturally clammed into the front seat. …

@Ms Agatha:

I went back to read and refresh my memory. This is the one that is based on The Color Purple, IAN came on and said that, and also that it was AJ favorite book. There are alot of phrases in it from the book. The first part of the riddle is about Brad approaching James , a dna test, James having sex with Angelina, Brad fighing with daddy, who is that? then someone crying over the crib, then it changes to a gathering with red and pink roses, the top of the riddle had a heart with red flowers and a vine in the heart, so that could be a wedding, or something else. a funeral. that was a week after Easter , Bright Sunday.

Then it goes into something illegal, someone is in jail, smuggles a file, on drugs, sucks it in, dreams of murder, the mules refers to her not carrying the twins, Youngerst one in twins is Shiloh , and I think the fact that she was the uniting child and how they came to be that is what refers to the Brangie Bunch, they were the perfect family, and of course they are not. There are some other good points made by many others , but that is the gist. In the Color Purple Celie is raped by her father who is her step father really and has two childrem, and finds her only true love with a woman.

@Kate:
Well GULL DANG! I am soooooooo convinced that Shilo looks like Braddy! A lot. Through the eyes, same slant to the brows and all. Hmmm. I know it’s been debated, but to me, at least, Shilo looks too much like BP to NOT be his. JMO

@Ms Agatha:
What do you think the blood vial biological means, that Shiloh is his, or that she is not his? or does it have nothing to do with her, and mean something else?

What is the con, that she did not carry the babies? Why would it blow anything to kingdom come, lots of people use surrogates, so what? has to be something more.

@Togi:
It is so hard to say, I think she does to, but more like Jon Voight than Brad. There is a post on FF where someone called paidtohush or ? says that Angelina carried one baby and Holly carried the other but they are both Brads and Angelinas but that Angelina did it behind hid back, that she had eggs and sperm on hand (how does that work and why?) anyway, that they were born sickly, that Holly is attached to the baby but it is not hers, and that one is okay now but not the other one. That of course contradicts the other two insiders that say he is not the father of the twins, and maybe not Shiloh.

@Kate:
…”then it changes to a gathering with red and pink roses, the top of the riddle had a heart with red flowers and a vine in the heart, so that could be a wedding, or something else. a funeral.”….

Normally this is a Mom banner …….thinking more in terms of funeral….. in connection with red stained boxes ?

@Kate:

Bye for now…. bedtime …. look forward to continue tomorrow….good to have you back here have a good night !

Thank you, Ian.

@Kate:
last one for tonight….. I agree, she looks a lot more like JV ….

@Ms Agatha:
Ohhhhh … the Mom Banner. Kate … that banner was in honor of Mother’s Day. SR even wrote Happy Mother’s Day at the end of the riddle. Although EVERYTHING means something when it comes to this site!

@Ms Agatha:
Really? I’ve heard other people say that, too. Guess I’m going to have to look at some pictures of JV (when he’s NOT old, of course).

@Ms Agatha:
Thanks so much, nice to be back, so glad IAN stopped by to and RAY, maybe at some point we can all meet in the forum for a book discussion. I am not done yet though. Nite Ms A

@Alif:Alif

Alif thank you for your support in cleaning up this blog!!! Cheers!

@Kate:
…. if she used not BP sperm but somebody else’s ( it’s suggested here to be JH ?) … and didn’t tell him (BP)….. and she had Hollie to carry ( and maybe 2nd surrogate) …. I do not believe she was actually pregnant..JMO …. and DNA testing showed twins have immune or other irregularities due to inbreeding …That would certainly blow up the brand from here to eternity…….. I can’t believe I am still writing while in bed already … lol

@Kate:
Holy cow … the things this woman is “rumored” to have done! If even a portion of the rumors is true …
Ugh.

@Togi:
Did you see those pics of her coming out of the dance studio a few weeks ago, she looks so much like her grandfather,the older she gets. That is where it will just be undeniable , at some point one of them will have to look a little like him, or …

@Togi:
sarcastic Happy Mother’s Day…..

Congrats Ian!

Ian, congrats on your book reaching #1! I still need to pick it up. I would’ve already gotten it but I’ve been uber busy.

@Ms Agatha:
Except … but, but, but … DOH! Okay. If AJ didn’t carry the twins, there’s NO WAY BP wouldn’t have known about THAT! So, if that’s the way of it, and surrogates were used, why would BP NOT have opted to be the father of those babie? Why would AJ have to TRICK him by having some “stuff” on the side? That doesn’t make sense to me. But NONE of what these people do makes sense to me, so what the hay!

@Ms Agatha:
LOL I am sitting in bed watching Army Wives. I can’t sleep , the nurse is downstairs in my moms quarters but I am still at unrest because she was not breathing well today, so here I sit , fortunately hubby is a nightowl too.

IDK do you think it means she useds James sperm, or that James is Shilohs father, I could not quite figure that out, who would be so stupid to intentionally do that, by accident I could see how it could happen, but to plan it???? There was a post on FF on the same thead with the paid to hush that said wait until everyone finds out that Knox has hemophillia , does that mean what I think it does?

@Kate:
No. I haven’t seen any pictures of the kids (except Madd with AJ) in a long time. I guess it finally sank into their thick skulls that peddling the kids was NOT good for their image! Any links on the pics? I’d really like to see her.

@Kate:
Ahh… one more…..witch hazel and needles …… refers to shooting heroin and witch hazel is used to reduce inflammation of skin (abscess due to shooting with needle)

@Kate:
Kate, I haven’t even commented on your mom. I’m really sorry to hear about what’s going on with her. Fortunately, you have your faith in the Lord. She is in the very BEST hands … no matter what! I pray for your peace of mind and for your mother’s comfort. I lost my dad 21 years ago. He was only 56 years old and about as full of life, love and FUN as anyone I have ever met. He died at home with all of us present, which was a HUGE blessing (abundantly better than the impersonal hospital setting). Now, my mom has Old Timer’s (Alzheimers) and no longer recognizes the me or my younger brother and sister. She does recognize my three older brothers, which kind of shows us the progression of the disease. But oddly, she doesn’t remember our dad and her husband of 35 years. So, I do understand the internal struggles you have been combatting! Peace and love to you, Sister!

@Kate:
So sorry about your mother…. but at least she is out of hospital and under your watch now

I have a 2 day break ahead of me…. and I decided to enjoy every minute of it lol…..watching TV too ….AMC

IMO JH is father ….. his sperm….her eggs …. either in vitro …. (technically no incest ) or de facto (incest) …. why Shi name on his car plate when he has 3 nieces ? Obviously he has special connect to her…. all her quotes on her love for her brother….. their tongue kissing like lovers….. strange to say the least….. maybe BP sperm not potent …. remember one riddle talking of ‘ cringles’ ….

@Togi:
Just Jared has all of them, just click on her pic at the top and scoll lol

@Ms Agatha:
Maybe, but Iam not convicned that Brad can not have children. So how would that work, she and Brad hook up and she plans a baby by IVF and they have not even publicly announced that they are dating?

@Togi:
I am sorry you are going through that Togi, that is extremely difficult. Yes, it is very very hard to watch our parents slip away. I will not even tell you guys about my dad, my life is crazy right now, but thankfully we have been blessed and can take care of our family and our children are also very devoted.

@Ms Agatha:
So that is about heroin, who do you think is in jail, remember the other one sais something about the state troopers rushing in and ruining things for politics and Cambodia?

@Kate:
…she wanted him at all costs…. and knew to get him hooked is by producing babies ….. she got pregnant before they publicly announced they were dating…. that’s a fact….. IVF or not…… these are not the type of people who are exchanging engagement rings first….. I think she had a plan….. she was after him for some time…..all nicely planned….

@Kate:

…maybe her dealer ….. ?

my last post either got cancelled or getting posted later…. disappeared….

@Ms Agatha:
I basically said that she had to give up H during 1st pregnancy and to do replacement… she didn’t want to do procedure again…. hence surrogate… this is very much about H addiction IMO

@Kate:

Really Kate I don`t get what exactly makes think SR`s puzzles are the epitome of truth! You treat them like a crossword puzzle but for Christ`s sake how can you as a mother enjoy discussing claims about i.ncest, b.estiality and the d.eath of children?

What if some of your neighnours made up such a sick riddle and enjoyxed speculting about your kids would you encourage them too? Whould you join them and see it as a great way to spend your free time? Were is your motivation in this?

@Ms Agatha:
Sounds like someone is saying -they just shut up or were told too , just go for the ride, they were theatened to expose the whole thing, and someone felt vengeance, and then yes she was on drugs, and the files. The Bridge ? Have to think on this tomorrow, so Bobby, Peter, the other one.. Billy Bob, Oliver Martinez, and who? or are the other two connected to BBT also? Why use the three boys?

@mia:
We are discussing herioin addiction.

@Kate:

Your post I was referring to did NOT deal with heroin addiction.

@Ms Agatha:
totally Ms Agatha, and i believe that Angie only wanted to “get” Braddy because he was someone elses hubby. She loves a challange, or what she perceives to be a challange, and to “win” over another female who is adored by fans would be considered quite a coup to Angie. Her entire life is spent proving herself to be Alpha Female, it is of dire importance to her emotionally. However, Brad is easy, so very easy, and no prize. Took Angie long enough to discover that her bar of gold is actually a lump of coal, and now she want’s shed of the embarrassment of his wandering ways. No doubt at all that Shiloh’s conception was a planned thing, a trap such as in the 1950’s. Give Him A Kid And He Will Follow sort of crapola. For a long time they both enjoyed the adoration their publicity machines created with the obsessive fans, they rode high on it, on every magazine cover, etc., until their warped HW minds began to buy into that lie, which i feel began their individual downfalls…..and now….the end is near

@HisHighness:
Thank you Ian!

@ladybert62:
Did you have a nice Sunday relaxing and reading your latest novel?? New information on GULLDANG, check it out when you have a chance, I think you’ll be interested! SAMCC

@Tamara:
…good morning all…. going over there to read

@Tamara:
HI Tamara – I looked at your site early this morning when I got to work (6:15 pacific time) – yikes you are a busy bee! I had a bad migraine yesterday and mucho pain in hands, back and left knee (this is a new one for me) so I did morning chores and just lazed the day away – sleeping on the couch with lady and bert in a darkened room with ice pack on head and TENS unit on back! Didnt read very much either as even the kindle was too heavy yesterday! Am gonna end up fatter than I am if I keep that type of activity up! WIll try to read more on your site today at work during the slow time!

@ladybert62:
I’ll talk to you later over there – try and take it easy today!!

@ladybert62:
Hi Lady B…… take it easy today…. hope you feel better

@Ms Agatha:
Hi Ms. Agatha – I have a question for you as I was thinking about our converations about spy novels and mystery books – why is it I can 9 out of 10 times figure out a mystery book but 10 out of 10 times cannot figure out what is going on in a spy novel? This is a puzzlement (as Yul Brunner as the King of Siam would say “The King and I”). Any ideas?

@Tamara:
Hi Tamara – thanks! Ian has an interesting signature (Am assuming that is his signature on the “collector’s edition” of the MJ book added to this post at the beginning). I have a handwriting analysis book at home and if I remember I will look it up to see what his signature reveals about Ian! Will talk to you later on your lovely blog which I could easily find this morning when I searched for it!

@ladybert62:
Hm hmmm … thinking…
…it may have to do with mystery plot being rather local, not global; the characters are intimate and reader feels more a part of lives of protagonists …. and the point is to solve a puzzle, not save the world. Mystery readers feel that they are in control of the threat…. thriller readers want to live in suspense…..spy novel global setting…. unfamiliar plots… saving the world …. ideology ( not so nail baiting)
versus whodunit … ( usually the gardener lol) …..

@ladybert62:
The “I” is unique isn’t it? I’ll be interested to see what you find out. I imagine it will be something like “artistic” as he is a writer and a musician both.

@Ms Agatha:
Really? I thought it was the Butler haahaha

@Tamara:
… gardener = country setting
…butler = London home

@Tamara:
Hope I still have the book and that it survived the last purge I did when cleaning out bookcases! WIll check tonight when I go home – yes, it is the I and H that immediately caught my attention!

@Ms Agatha:
Interesting analysis – will keep it in mind next time I attack a spy novel (have one waiting to be read!)

Just ignore me, testing……HEROIN

@ Agatha – Tee Hee!!

@Tamara:

@ladybert62:

Hi ladyb, hope you feel better today.

Yesterday in the Houston Chronicle there was a sports article with a headline about the Mets making the Astros hapless – couldn’t help but think of you! See what you have started…this could be turning into a hapless movement of some kind?! SAMCC

@Watching and Waiting:
@Ms Agatha:

Your Pictures.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-mcdonalds-pit-stop-216119/

@Astro:

I see two people in dark car who BOTH happen to wear white t-shirts …what a coincidence….. so I can make them better out ….just in case a paparazzi would be happen to be around that particular spot at that particular time ….. as far as I am concerned they could be talking to JA sitting in the back …

@too curious:
Hi too curious! Wish I could trademark that word! It certainly is a good descriptive one!

@Ms Agatha:
X17online has a really clear picture of them sitting in the front seat, don’t see the kids at all! So I would venture to say that X17 was one of the Paps they alerted to their divine presence

@too curious:
That IS funny! I was saying last week that the TV Guide describes BP character in Burn After Reading as a Hapless Gym Employee! LOL Ms Hawk calls em as she sees em!

@Tamara:
NOTHING these two do is without a script……co-parenting ……. Sunday kid-hand-over-day ?

I have known women who started out doing sperm donation and/or IVF as single women (Octomom comes to mind) the embryos are frozen and then meet someone and goes the usual route or do IVF with that partner. If AJ wanted all along to have at least one biological child she could have stored eggs and or embryos prior to ever meeting Pitt. JMO she pulled out the oldest trick in the book to snare him (jmo he’s at heart a good midwestern baptist boy) only it wasn’t happening in the usual manner so she resorted to a backup she already had.

@Togi:
@Kate:
… good prisoner…best con = prisoner on best conduct … snitch ?…shared info to get out early

sucks in her breath…looking wild with a bad wandering eye……. sniffing/snorting H
two little slits for eyes……. somebody spying …. through walls/ etc. … witnessing drugs …. or somebody OD’ed

@Different Guest:
DG… IMO you a right on….

@Ms Agatha:

The Sunday switchover ocurred to me, too!

@Different Guest:

I totally agree!

Uh-oh, I’m a serial poster now!

I also think AJ concocted the twin pregnanc/scheme/whatever to hang onto BP. You know that logic, when things get rocky, add a baby (or two) to bring the couple closer…

Ladies of Gull Dang, you MUST go to the site to see a pic of one our regulars. Will only be up for today and then Im taking it down as requested. xoT

@Tamara:
Hi Tamara … how do I log in???? What password would I use? Duh.

bb14. Hi Tamara, I’m in the same boat as Togi. I don’t know how to log in either or what username or password to use. Help

bb14. Idon’t know whwther that is Brad at McDonalds or not. Some-one wrote over at FF that they saw Brad in NYC on July 26th apparently after Jen.

@Togi:
I just sent you an email with directions – see you there!

I was waiting in line at the grocery store and flipped through one of the tabloids (can’t remember which one) – the cover said something about AJ telling BP to stop spending so much money. Anyway, the article says that although they own 5 homes and a private jet, AJ really is frugal, and showed two pics of her in that long strapless black dress (you know, the casual one she wears a lot). Frugal???? 5 houses, one of which is a chateau in France with its own winery? And didn’t she wear hundreds of carats worth of emeralds to the Oscars?? After all of her travels as a humanitarian she just can’t bear to lavish money on material things for herself…

That $60 million those two spent on the house in France would help a whole lotta people…and no, having five houses is very frugal – its not even one house per kid!!!!

Made me wonder if AJ planted this item since a while back one of the websites showed pics from many years apart of Jen in the same pants with a comment about her being a recessionista…

@benjaminbutton14:
I sent you an email from gulldang with an invite did you get it? Follow the directions

@too curious:
…frugal up my …buttocks …lol . since she hooked up with BP for brand marketing …. she made millions and millions……. her pockets are full … every photo taken by professional papps … they get a cut from the photo agency…..they call them…. they show up… they split the money paid by mags…. that drive-by gourmet food stop was a well paid photo op……little extra income

@benjaminbutton14:
There is a picture on X17 that is very clearly the two of them, no doubt. But….you cannot see the kids in the back seat so who knows if they are really there or not. X17 says their bodyguards had the whole drive through blocked off so they could order their happy meais in peace LOL

@too curious:
IMO this is part of her image overhaul. She’s a humanitarian first, not a fashionable hollywood movie star. I’m sure when they finally announce the split it will be because they do not have the same “priorities” in life. She’s working it, down to the plain jane clothes she’s been wearing lately.

@Watching and Waiting:
Good point W&W: I think you hit the nail on the head!

@too curious:

She defintiely reads her own press and has been taking up the advice gleaned from comments on this site for sure. We’ve all called her out for dressing up to the nines with a full face of make-up (this has been done in the mainstream media too though to be fair although it didn’t stop her doing it) while posing with refugee “extras” in exotic locations. For the first time, on her most recent trip to Iraq she wore jeans and a top and a very un-glam cap which I have never seen her in before in my life. That item was all over the UK news and it made me want to barf. We also said she looks ridiculous dressed up to the nines to go to the toy store. Cue the pics of her in dressed down, frumpy/casual dress taking the girls to dance class. May I present the post-Brangelina split Ms Jolie ladies and gentlemen, she is a reformed character! We have also discussed at length her lavish lifestyle and the millions she makes off of whoring the kids out, now we have the Angelina Frugal-is-my-new-middle-name Jolie PR BS. The only problem with the new humble Jolie is that she is not looking too hot in her photo opps any more, and this is really what she sells herself on. Without those skin-tight outfits and butt and hip pads she looks very manly and androgynous to me, not at all the femme fatale effect she has striven for in the Brangelina period. I don’t think its actually going to work too well for her. I don;t think she realises that people don’t care too much about what she says, they just want her to stand there and look hot in a variety of outfits next to pretty boy Brad and their beautiful mutli-ethnic family. I thin k she is making herself look way too ordinary and that does not a megastar make IMO. She’ll lose that sexiest female alive crown to Megan Fox any day soon if she carries on like this I reckon.

@Tamara:
Well it would not be realistic for them to actually mingle with the great American unwashed public – even in a drive through where you stay in the car! Perhaps if they put some refugees in a line to MacDonalds then Holie-Jolie would decide to bless their presence and actually mingle with that public!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Hi Keane! I think she has already lost that title to Megan Fox – everywhere I see a Megan Fox picture, the screen practically smolders into a mass of hot ashes but the “new” Holie-Jolie doesnt even start any tingles that I can see!

@ladybert62:Don’t give her any ideas ladybert, her next business venture MickeyD’s franchises in refugee camps.

@mia:
Oh, sorry, which one are you talking about then? Was it last night?

@Different Guest:
There’s a scary thought DG! I was just looking at those “surprise visit” pictures again and why doesnt that car have a license plate on the front? I didnt see a picture of the back so perhaps it is there – I thought in CA we were required to have plates in front and back!

@ladybert62:
rofl.rofl…rofl…rofl…rofl… HELP !

@too curious:
When I see Holie-Jolie shopping at the Dollar Store or Wal-Mart then perhaps I will believe that she is frugal!

@ladybert62:
…not if you borrow the car from the movie studio for a ride…. they messed up making the prop look real… lol

@ladybert62:
Maybe I should make a Citizen’s Arrest! Then I could interrogate Holie-Jolie and hapless in my basement and get the truth so I could finally solve Sugar Ray’s puzzles! Ha ha

@ladybert62:
…. or paying with coupons…

@Ms Agatha:
or food stamps!

@ladybert62:
…just give her some sniffs…. and she will share voluntarily…lol

@Ms Agatha:
Oh you are good Ms. Agatha – of course that is the answer, never crossed this dullard’s mind!

@Ms Agatha:
Dang, I ran out last week and I simply have not had the time to replenish my stock!

Wonder what happened to her house in Portugal? That was all over the news there for a bit, in their local news- now that he has seemed to have worked things out for Moneyball, where does that leave her? The Berlin Premier is this week, isn’t?

@ladybert62:
… ohhh… you know… ome glue will do…. HAHA

@Kate:
….. the location of the fake house hunt has changed…. they are chasing golden eggs now in NY ..lol

@ladybert62:
Too Curious mentioned that about the license plates. We think they rented the Family Vehicle for the day to improve the photo op! A gas guzzling Chevy Suburban of all things. Shouldn’t they be driving a hybrid?

@Tamara:
Oh no wait. This is the same woman who spread millions of gallons of diesel fuel into the atmosphere so she can get the flying the plane photo op, disregard that post about the hybrid! Disgusting!!!

@Tamara:
..and all to fly around in a circle for 20 min….

@Tamara:
bb14. I have just sent you an email asking you to send me directions on how to get into the site. I have never received any instructions.

@benjaminbutton14:
And you are missing all the FUN gull dang it!! hahaha You should have another email go check it now

@Kate:
You’re more than welcome!

Hmmmmmmm, its a bit of a ghost town in here tonight!

I’m having my computer room remodeled, so i’m only able to get to the danged thing a few minutes at a time around the carpenters…lol. Yep, i missed y’all, and had to get online somehow! I was about to email my photo to Tamara, but alas….i have NO clue how i did it, but i lost my photo, so when i’m completely set up again, i’ll take one and send it on….What a bunch of attractive ladies we all are!!!!

***BREAKING********

Report: Dr. Conrad Murray Gave Jackson Powerful Drug Before His Death

AP source: Jackson doc gave him drug before death
By THOMAS WATKINS (AP) – 1 hour ago

Dr. Conrad Murray gave the late Michael Jackson the powerful drug that authorities believe killed him, claims a new report.

LOS ANGELES — A law enforcement official with knowledge of the investigation into Michael Jackson’s death says the pop star’s personal doctor administered the powerful drug that authorities believe killed him.

Jackson regularly received the anesthetic propofol (PROH’-puh-fahl) to go to sleep. The official, who requested anonymity because the probe is ongoing, told The Associated Press on Monday that Dr. Conrad Murray gave Jackson the drug the last night of his life.

Murray was with Jackson when he died June 25 and has been identified in court papers as the subject of a manslaughter investigation.

Murray’s lawyer has said the doctor didn’t prescribe or administer anything that should have killed Jackson.

http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/07/76899/

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iMkoNA7ANMxeUu2iZ9hdf_Vr1FfQD99N2B100

The Berlin Premier is coming up so I am sure there will be plenty to discuss very soon, lol.

Anyone think she will not be there. Can not imagine she will not, got the lips done, check, made the humanitarian trip, check, made the family outing “we are the world (oops Pitts) check , definitely, everything seems to be in place.

@Kate:
… his architect male friends are there … waiting …so is the beer lol

Are some of you crazy? Those twins and Shiloh look so much like Brad and the pictures that have been published of him as a baby. No way he isn’t the father.
Ian just has a hard on for them.

@Kate:
yes and the fact that neither of them went to the London Premiere, they waited for Berlin so they could go together. I imagine they will be on their very best behavior, looking drop dead gorgeous, no snarling or fighting in public. They have to do this to override their behavior during Oscar week and then Cannes. Their star really started falling at a lightning speed after their Oscar antics. I also think they will bring all the children to Berlin and stage multiple photo ops before and after the premiere. Didn’t they once say they were looking at houses in Germany? Now is the perfect time to resurrect the family unit and GASP! unveil the twins???

@Patty anne:
I’m looking forward to it! Lucky you living through a remodeling job LOL Fun fun fun hahaha

@Tamara:
BP has huge beautiful penthouse in Berlin…. not a place for kids but for great lifestyle…wouldn’t be surprised if they move on to France from Berlin…..plenty of photo ops possibilities

@Tidbit:
But of course do the kids look their daddy ….

@Ms Agatha:
yea, its just a hop and a skip isn’t it, and have they even been to that castle since the twins were born?

@Tamara:
nope…. I have heard ( hearsay) that the place had to be remodeled … the place got thrashed so badly, the actual owner ( BP has lease of some sort ) had his legal team sit down with theirs……

Lady B…knees….thank you

Congrats on the book Ian. Hope everyone is well, has anyone heard from Linn? the posts have been huge and too many for me to read! The worst part is I know I have been missing out!! LOL.

@Tidbit:
I was just going by what a Insider said over at anotherForum, said Brad was not daddy to any of the bios.
Don’t shoot the messenger. They swear by it. Didn’t come from here.

ladies – Hi and I hope you are well. I’ve left a message for you all you-know-where. back soon.

http://www.examiner.com/x-14188-Cleveland-Literature-Examiner~y2009m7d26-Amy-Winehouse-wants-to-adopt-a-child-and-shes-working-on-a-childrens-book-to-improve-her-image

Funny article ….

Real funny SATIRE – BIG LAUGH

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/06/court-stops-madonna-adopting-jolie%E2%80%99s-african-orphan/

@Kate:
Help … she is going to Berlin…

” Angelina will only have a short time to spend with baby-daddy Brad Pitt when she arrives at their Los Feliz home today, as he’s scheduled to fly out in a few days for the Berlin premiere of his new film, Inglourious Basterds on Monday night.”

http://www.okmagazine.com/2009/07/angelina-jolie-arrives-in-la-pulls-fast-one-on-photogs/

All German newspapers reporting BP on way to Berlin for premiere of IB….not a word about her coming …lol
guess she likes the suspense…. we will know by tomorrow lunch time….

@Ms Agatha:
I would be very surprised if she did not show up, but then it is much easier to make a McDonalds run thatn to spend a whole night at a Premier. lol

@Kate:
I bet she will show up and give us a show for our money …..classic black dress, hair up-do ……string of pearls
holding hands while looking into each others eyes while slowly strutting down the red carpet……waving hands a la the Queen …. (you know… like screwing bulb into holder)

@ladybert62:
bb14. I had a thought about the missing number plates in the front anyway. Maybe they didn’t have them so they couldn’t be traced. Just a thought

I found a pic that proves that AJ was pregnant with Shiloh at least!

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-quote-6-11-07.jpg

@MickeyB:
Welcome back! Haven’t seen you in awhile!

@ladybert62:
Are we required to have front plates? I thought we could get away with back plates only…? For some reason I think “official” vehicles don’t have to have a front plate…or at least “special” vehicles don’t.

@R. Catone:
thanks for checking in ladies and gentlemen. We’ve been grasping at straws…thanks for coming back. I’m sure I will be made fun of, but whatever, thanks for showing your lovely faces.

Have you ever seen a more miserable couple go through McDonalds? And with such coordinated outfits? Must say that is a nice emerald ring she has on stuck up in his face, although she is probably telling one of the kids the shush. lol, ya think Brad could have maybe forced a smile or something, the looks so uncomfortable. The cameraman had to be standing right there be the guy getting ready to hand out the food. lol What a set up!

OT, but maybe when things are ultra quiet, and someone wants to try a new site, here’s one:

http://www.nndb.com/

It covers a wide range of topics.
Just one that is discussed: Carol Channing gives her blessings to Johnny Depp in a proposed portrayal of her in a future film.
No comments are solicited; it’s just news with a wide spectrum of subjects.

@Alif:
Soooo … Johnny Depp is going to be portraying Carol Channing? How the heck am I supposed to NOT comment on that one, Alif???? That guy’s a RIOT!

@Togi:
Well of course men have portrayed womens’ roles since the beginning. It’s only later on that people influenced by the Puritans and the Victorians became like philistines. jmo!

I should add that the site is focused on international news. Some of it is quite amusing, actually. There’s all kinds of stuff, including sports.

Well, it’s after 2 a.m. Have to start playing my trivia games that lull me to sleep.
Cheers!

Dr. Conrad Murray will go down as the Opportunistl the ONE WHO BROUGHT DOWN MICHAEL JACKSON

MONEY, POWER AND A FEAR OF LOSING THAT LIFESTYLE caused his situation. The caption is soon to read; Michael Jackson murdered by his doctor(s), and with that, the scrutiny of docs to the stars who give these people the drugs they have been to keep them under their control, to get a piece of the pie, will soon be coming to an end. The law is coming down much more seriously against these doctors, although, I think the term opportunists, drug pushers would be better words to describe them.

John said on July 28th, 2009 at 5:37 am ****SORRY MEANT TO SAY

Dr. Conrad Murray will go down as the Opportunistl the ONE WHO BROUGHT DOWN MICHAEL JACKSON

MONEY, POWER AND A FEAR OF LOSING THAT LIFESTYLE caused his situation. The caption is soon to read; Michael Jackson murdered by his doctor(s), and with that, the scrutiny of docs to the stars who give these people the drugs they have been to keep them under their control, to get a piece of the pie, will soon be intensified. The deceit, the manipulation, the illegal activities of these docs will soon be coming to an end – or at least made so difficult with the highest penalties paid for getting and administering these drugs to their clients. The law is coming down much more seriously against these doctors, although, I think the term opportunists, drug pushers would be better words to describe them than doctors.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32177870/ns/entertainment-celebrities/
As Travolta and Preston get their foot out of the $cientology door, their “publicist” (they have a few) says they’re still in the cult! more info plz!

BP at L.A> airport on route to Berlin ALONE

http://www.popsugar.com/3608138

@MickeyB:

Hiya Micky b, How you doing? really wierd for you to post I was just thinking the same, there were a few of us that hadn’t posted in a while….Still here… been lurking, had some unsavoury gatecrashers our little community over the last month, so kept quiet, although Keane, bless your heart for your determination to put those morons in their place, or at least persuade them to get some help! LOL.

Hi to everyone else.

Just waiting patiently for some decent gossip!

Take care peoples.
xx

BP just arrived for photo op in Berlin…….. http://www.gossipcenter.com/brad-pitt/brad-pitt-and-diane-kruger-inglourious-basterds-photo-call-345062

BP …looking duhh …. Diane Krueger looking beautiful…

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/features/article_1492384.php/In_Pictures_Inglourious_Basterds_Photocall_in_Berlin

@liin:

Ha ha, thanks! I believe the psycho has moved on to pastures new and says she’s happy as a clam about it although she is apparently still after all our IP addresses which she thought she would be able to obtain from the girls at FF somehow(?!). We always knew she was bright! I wonder what she’s doing now, plotting to nuke the entire interwebs perhaps cos someone called a spade (her) a spade (that’s actually being kind to her in fact, she was most definitely more of a sh*t-shovel!). Still, I best not give her any more motivation for her desperate stalking missions. I wish her the best of luck in finding a life in the real world and god bless her and all who sail in her – ha ha! Hope to see you and MickeyB back more when Ian blesses us with an actual story!

@liin:
HI liin: how are you today? Seems quiet here – not too impressed with hapless Mr. Pitt in the photos provided courtesy of Ms. Agatha! I am sure Holie-Jolie is busy taking care of all of her children in hapless’ absence!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
seems she thinks that a few of the posters on her (along with Ian) all share the same Ip address……

@mooki:
HI Mooki – how are you today? Thanks for that article. I wonder if JT is really leaving the COS? JT really is a nice guy – my husband used to be the Chief Building Engineer of a building part of which has a hotel that stars such as JT used to stay at. Hubby told me that JT was always approachable by regular people (unless Holie-Jolie) and that JT would go outside of the building and just talk to the people passing by! I cant image Holie-Jolie doing that without a ton of press people around her – JT didnt do that – just went out and talk to the people in the area!

@ladybert62:
Oops – typo warning: “unless Holie-Jolie” should read “unlike Holie-Jolie”.

To BenjaminButton14: Did I just talk to you on the streets of SF? I went outside for my morning break-walk and gave directions to a young Augtralian couple who were looking for Union Square! If it was you, I hope you found it. You said you were going to be in the states around this time so I was just curious if it was you!

@ladybert62:
Oops – typo warning #2: “Augtralian couple” should read “Australian couple” – fat, stiff, finger typing today – sorry.

@John:
Hi John – thanks for that article. I just read somewhere that MJ used that drug regularly to sleep – he would have someone administer it to him continually throughout the night, then to wake him up, they would stop the IV of the drug – that is when he woke up! That sounds like serious malpractice (at the least) to me – should be interesting to see what criminal charges will result and to whom.

@d:

But how would anyone at FF know anyone’s IP address, Ian included? Is she that stupid? Ok, don’t answer that!

@Togi:
Hi Togi – this just seems strange to me even though I agree with Alif that men have historically portrayed women on the stage since the beginning of time – but Johnny Depp to me is rather manly and Carol Channing to me is such a ditszy feminine thing that it seems incongruous. I have never been a fan of men playing women as I think it usually looks ridiculous so should be interesting to watch if this does ever come about. Just cannot picture it in my mind!

@Ms Agatha:
oh good grief did you read that caption, his romantic luncheon at McDonalds, the man looked like he was chained inside the car and told not to say word, it reminded me of a movie I saw recently where someone was being kidnapped, and they pull up to a gas station, and the guy walks up to the car, and the driver tells the victim , “you better not try and scream” Did you guys see that sequence of pictures, he did not even blink.Now look at him, practically skipping to the plane. samcc

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
They would not, Ian would, except for those who use proxies.

@Kate:
How does one even use McDonalds and romantic in the same sentence???

@Vittoria:
HI Vittoria! You have been quiet lately! Hay, my hubby and I frequently romanticize at McDonalds – especially when we are broke, starving and/or en route to/from Oregon! Of course, unlike us, Holie-Jolie and hapless have alternative modes of travel – so maybe they were practicing for a new movie – “You and Me and McDonalds makes Three” or some such nonsense! She has been practicing her thrifty ways lately – except that gas guzzler they were in puts an end to that idea! Just joshing around today!

Hmmm. Well Pitt is in Berlin sans AJ. What’s up with that?

@d:
LOL That’s because she thinks Ian IS EVERYONE on this board and he’s just posting to himself to build up hits! hahahahah

@ladybert62:
I think it depends on HOW he plans to play her. Is he going to play her straight, meaning so people will try to believe it’s really her, or is he going for the funny like Tootsie or Mrs Doubtfire?

@ladybert62:
Anywhere can be romantic if you’re in love, but with them…..hmmmmm.don’t think so. It sounds ridiculous that they can write this with a straight face. Romance in the drive-thru at McDonalds sounds really stupid as if the public is supposed to just say awwwwww…..how sweet! good grief!

As for being quiet, ye ma’am. Did you read my post over there explaining that?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can someone please tell me what SAMCC means? Suddenly everyone has started saying it and I have no idea what it means!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
SAMCC at Keane hahahaha

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
J/K – how often do you actually roll around the floor laughing? Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say you were sitting at your computer chuckling?

@Vittoria:
Would you please re-post that? I think it was important and Im really sorry it’s gone!!! Pleeeeze!!

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/movies/features/article_1492384.php/In_Pictures_Inglourious_Basterds_Photocall_in_Berlin

@Tamara:
Tamara made it up I think: sitting at my computer chucking (I think).

@ladybert62:
Haa haaa! He does look kinda like a dork, doesn’t he! I like dorks, though, so that doesn’t say anything negative about him at all! What I DON’T like is that stupid interview he did where he said he was 20% athiest and 80% agnostic. He was raised a Christian … I’ll bet his parents are DYING! If I were him, having the personal morals he and his lovely lady have, and was living the lifestyle he is living (which I am NOT, obviously), I would certainly HOPE???? the most societies were wrong and there WASN’T a god … and there WASN’T hell. I mean WOW!

Hello All – I love this blog. Totally addicted…. Love Keane (Cyber Queen Supreme), Kate, Patty Ann, Tamara, HKG …well everyone (except the haters)… So interesting. Wish there were more riddles… love your interaction w/ each other… Live in SC… But born in Portugal… Here is the latest update on, “Hapless Pitt”http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202752/Brad-Pitt-adds-motorbike-collection–metal-seat-comfortable.html

@Tamara:
I LOVE Mr. Depp. He is so funny. I’m thinking he’s going to be goofy, if he plays a woman. Why in the world would the waste his comedic talents? I think it would be a hoot.

@Kate:
..skipping…..dancing… one happy guy … you should see the photos coming in from Berlin the way he googles Diane Krueger …lol
BTW …. he is moving next door to JA ???? http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272627142.shtml

BREAKING BP in SUIT !!!!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/28/brad-pitt-berlin-basterd/

….BP looking tipsy … Diane Krueger wearing same color dress as AJ … but a lot shorter and better lol

@Ms Agatha:
He still looks skuzzy with that awful facial hair! Yuk. (And personally I like facial hair as hubby has beard and mustache) – hapless’ just looks – say it with me now – hapless! Get a shave-skuzz-face!

@d:
…some people need to let the cows do the thinking….lol

@Ms Agatha:
Wow. Diane K. looks beautiful. I loved her in the National Treasure movies. I don’t think anyone could blame BP for looking at her, that’s for sure!

@Togi:
2o% atheist and 80% agnostic makes as much sense as 20 Kilo atheist and 6 Stones agnostic…… lol

@Togi:
… we will see if looking is all he does at after party…. the beer is flowing…. they say the press is on every one of his moves tonight…lol

@ladybert62:
haha Lady B …. you make me lol …. who likes the coarse hair which grows out of a man’s nose ?

@Ms Agatha:
“who likes the coarse hair which grows out of a man’s nose ? — Okay! Now who is making WHO laugh? That is just hysterical! Especially when it’s really cold outside and there is ICE hanging from it! Baaa haaa haaaa!

@Togi:
Perhaps he has succeeded where MJ failed – you know – transplanting the pubic hair to his face – I read somewhere that was what MJ tried to do and failed (it is too gross to even think about without cringing) – but hey, hapless is up for anything it seems – why not that!

@Togi:
S T O P……HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@ladybert62:
H E L P….HAhahahahahaah Baaaaaaaaa

@Ms Agatha:
Oh and poor little Holie-Jolie is sitting at home with the babies – perhaps she is knitting or crocheting as we speak! Being her new thrifty self, maybe she is going to make clothes for the kids!

@Ms Agatha:
Or maybe Holie-Jolie wants him to prove his love for her so she has put her pubic hair there and told him he cannot shave it off or he dies! The reverse of the sweet Jen pinkie necklace! The hex hair!

….knitting for the refugees of the world……..fingers getting bloody….day & night spinning at the wheel lol

@Ms Agatha:
There you go! What a public relations picture that would be! Holie-Jolie at the spinning wheel making hats, socks , shawls, sweaters, burquas all in her trademark black! Then she could have long lines of people kissing her hands and feet as she hands them out to the downtrodden of the world!

So were the twins getting a day trip out to Maccy D’s? Those babies are 1 year old toddlers now I daresay, and still they get left at home on every day trip! Poor things, what’s up with mom and dad? Is it age before cuteness in that household or something? Seems very unfair to the little ones if you ask me, the only ones who ever get to do anything are the older ones. Isn’t that strange ladies?!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
(1) I think the twins dont exist; or (2) I think the twins dont have any legs; or (3) I think they rent the twins for photo shoots and they havent been available lately!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme: LOL there were no kids in that SUV… maybe too much wacky weed made them hungry!

@Rori:
there you go Rori! Thats the best idea yet! Give Rori the Gold Star!

@ladybert62: heeeeeee thanks… love u 2

@ladybert62:

But if the answer was 1, what the hell do they plan on doing in the future? What happens when the twins are supposed to be 2 or 3 or 4, and they still don’t get taken out in public or even to school? There would be no way of disguising it, no possible way. Unless this was the motivation behind Angelina’s “I’m going to take my SIX kids far away to another country where the prying eyes of the paparazzi can’t find them….” BS?! Will they be permanently hidden/home schooled? How could they possibly keep it quiet?

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Hi Keane – Holie-Jolie will simply have them pass away! After all, they have been quite ill for an entire year – n’est pas?

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

…. or ask the Jackson Family for Blanket’s blankets …… haha

Ha … look what I found…..The neighbor of BP is talking:

The 45-year-old is reported to have moved into a separate two-bedroom house from the rented family home he was sharing with Angelina Jolie and their six children in Beverly Hills.

He is said to be having problems in his relationship with actress Angelina.

A neighbour of his lodge-style home told Grazia magazine: ‘He only moved in quite recently. There have been a couple of nights when we’ve heard him playing Nick Drake quite loudly.’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202752/Brad-Pitt-adds-motorbike-collection–metal-seat-comfortable.html

@Kate:
Speaking of “romantic meals” at MickeyD’s…..my EX….i repeat EX told me he was taking me out to dinner to celebrate our 10th anniversary. He siad to dress up nicely and we’ll make a night of it….you guessed it! He pulled into McDonalds!! I decided right then my marriage was over….lol

@ladybert62:
hahaha… nonexisting, legless , rentable twins…..lol

@Rori:
Welcome to the group Rori! I came , saw how nice many are ( except the loonie-toons who are now gone for the most part) and stayed too. The chat is fun, enlightening, and something i look forward to while i drink my hot tea with milk…..

@Ms Agatha:
…hiding under Blanket’s blankets forever…..

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:

I agree… she can’t pull a femme fatale stunt any longer….. she is more the CD/TV type …. bad hair, too much lips and bony legs ….(sorry girls) lol

Yippeeeeee, I see we’ve got some new kids on the playground to play with! New kids = new toys! LOL Welcome all you newbies and newly “out” lurkers! hahaha Rori, LMC123. And, Liin and MickeyB, looking forward to getting to know you all!

@Tamara:
The cat is gone … the mice will play ….

@Tamara:

why thank you, and on that note, in my first post, i want to know more info on travolta/preston stepping out of scientology, as i read above
ps, just love reading the posts here, have been for quite a while

http://www.mysweetlife.net/will-john-travolta-renounce-the-church-of-scientology-scientology.html

well i found this, brb, looking for more
thanks

Phew! Out of breath, just took my doggies for a long run. They love love love the basketball, they play soccer with it, zig-zag it back and forth across the yard all the way to the bottom, I kick it and they start all over again. My sheltie uses her nose and balances the ball on the tip of her nose and throws it up in the air! Truly a site to behold! hahaha My little one just chases behind her! LOL

@Ms Agatha:
I know, it’s like everyone was hiding and now the Cat’s gone everyone can come out again! She was such a dark cloud, no, make that a tornado or a tsunami and sent everyone scrambling for cover. So glad she’s gone!

@Tamara:
who got quite some dogs there…. bet they like to chase any cat down… lol

LOL moved in quite recent , ha ha, well that is the way he wants it reported anyway, he moved out there when she showed up more like it, jmo of couse. I can not wait to read the real account of how he leeched all over DK like he did at Cannes. I wonder how this meshes with the story that he is back with Jen, I guess it is okay to look. lol she is a pretty young thing. okay just kidding, if that insider turns out to be truthful I guess everyone will be bowing at her feet,:)

@Kate:

It’s 1 am there now…. guess the party is still on… we will -hopefully- see the photos tomorrow …. BP having bottles of beer hanging out his back pocket – remember that ? Like to know what’s going on with house down the road from JA…. very interesting….

@Tamara:
I recapped in brief with a link to the other bit. Not a big deal. just wanted to slightly explain my angst.

@Patty anne:
Don’t blame you PA, that would have done it for me, heck at least a picnic with a nice wine lol

@Tamara:
If ever a man could pull it off, he would be the one! I think he’s lovely and he supposedly had nothing to do with that Christian Bale when they were making Dillinger. That says a lot to me because I think he is completely real. It’s kind of if my son/dog (who’s sadly passed on) doesn’t like someone I trust his judgment.

@Ms Agatha:
You mean the one that was reported he looked at? Next to Alan Sorkin? The small one that would not be big enough for more that 2 kids lol? that one

@Togi:
Lets give the lad a break on this one. If I had endured 5 years with that shrew I too would disavow the the existence of God!

@Tamara:
I remember a few , so welcome back to some and welcome aboard to newbies! Slow right now, which is actaully very nice .

@Ms Agatha:
Okay, I read the stuff…you know MK, etc. Here’s what I think. I can see CIA mind control things sure, but they seem to think most of the whole world are devil worshipers. According o the stuff I read, in their opinion even Queen Elizabeth is a satanist and they all have sex slaves. Sounds like cheap porn that a guy would think up. That’s what I think after reading and I cannot even write those words about QE2 without chuckling. Hell druids and everyone are satanists. I guess I’m a satanist too. Who knew!

@Vittoria:
I saw it and ITA with you!!!! She needs our help now and then, nothing wrong with that!

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I hope they aren’t giving those babies chicken nuggets or cheeseburgers. If they weren’t dead before that will surely choke and kill them.

@Kate:
No… not that one ! Talking of beautiful big place ….

quote: …

L&S reports, “Brad’s not spending his time off just taking the kids in for health checkups. He’s also been browsing local houses for sale in the LA area. On July 15, one particular place caught his eye: a $3.9 million four-bedroom mansion formerly owned by Cleon Knapp, publisher of Architectural Digest.”

The magazine can’t pass up on this delicious nugget adding, “Another notable fact about the pad: It’s a mere 1.2 miles away from the home of his ex, Jennifer Aniston.” Everyone says LA is a small town. While it’s still unclear if the former couple will soon be neighbors, an insider says Brad and Angie would be crazy to pass on the property. “The house is absolutely amazing,” the insider says, according to the report.

@Vittoria:
WOW… are you talking about the National Ledger ? I never read anything there other than AJ/BP related when the links come up….. sounds super wacko … checking under my bed for cute little devils lol

@Vittoria:
… since nobody can cook in da house…. you are raised on FaFo …. those babies I am sure already have their fav meals …..

@Ms Agatha:
No sweetie….remember the reading links you gave me?

@backalleyknees:
@liin:
@ladybert62:
Hello! I really have been missing out! I simply dont understand why people come to this site to be nasty – they never win as there are too many like minded people on here and we all support eachother. Its been a little difficult to read all the posts as we are renovating our house and there are tradies everywhere! I have certainly missed the humour of people like Miss Ladybert – twins for hire? lmao. I saw pictures of AJ and BP at maccas getting the kids’ dinner and dont they look the picture of togetherness? Mind you the line at our maccas is usually pretty long (which is why we hardly go) and I never look happy to be there. However I never ring the paps to let them know I am there so really would a smile on her face kill her? or maybe the rumours of BP having bad body odor are true and she was ready to pass out! lol. Oh I wish they would hurry up and split for good. Anyway didnt she find his sex diary where he wrote that he cheated on her and JA at the same time? good ol’ karma. Hope everyone is well and hope the haters get their own site!! x x x x

@MickeyB:
Lady has a really wry sense of humor, she’s so funny! Her sayings: The Evil Ms. Jolie, the Hapless Mr. Pitt, Billy Goat Thornton are just a few of them! LOL

@Ms Agatha:
That is it. same house, 3.9 mil is nothing there..

@Vittoria:
Yeahhh…. of course…. THAT STUFF !!!!.. brrrrrrrrrrr…… total kaka you are right

@Kate:
haha… wished I had that little nothing in my bank account… thanks for clearing that up..lol

@Tamara:
LOL I just got on JJ and left a message under AJ and Maddox returning to LA- it will upset the AJ fans but truly the woman should not wear lycra! her vajayjay is on show (yet again) and it is just disgusting! I also think that next time they stop at maccas AJ should order herself some food and fill that vajayjay out a little – I think it has been overworked and could do with a holiday! oh how I have missed this site!

@MickeyB:
I am just curious, why would you do that?

@MickeyB:
Haha…. I could do with some holidays too…

@Kate:
Oh darling Kate, I wasnt nasty just stating the obvious. The AJ fans think she looks wonderful and I think she is extremely underweight and simply not a good example for young women. I would never lower myself to the hateful behaviour of the AJ fans but I do feel she is in need of a darn good feed! I also believe that a little mystery is key and that a woman should cover her bits and have some class. Lycra doesnt look good on most people and Saint AJ is definately one of them! I understand that some women have the same body shape and that there is nothing they can do about it however there is no need to put all on show for the whole world to see. I also remember AJ being of fuller figure when doing the Lara Croft movies so I dont feel that this is her normal weight. I hope this explains my comments and that you are not angry with me.

@MickeyB:

lol….. agree… a lady has no business wearing Lycra………and then for the whole world to see…. tse tse… you have a good eye Hun ….

@Ms Agatha:
Sadly I have seen pictures of her wearing the lycra pants before and it was a natural reaction to look at that region again. surely the woman reads her own press? what about all the friends she has? haven’t they told her to cover up? I know my mates wouldn’t let me leave the house in that condition! I think that as a service to mankind I shall buy her a mirror for Christmas. or maybe a hessian sack? lol. Oh it must be true that money doesn’t buy class lol. Gosh I hope I haven’t become obsessed with her nether region rofl x x x x

Hi MickeyB, angry, of course not, why would I be angry? I just thought it was a little odd ,since we don’t run back and forth to JJ and post anything. You opened with “I simply dont understand why people come to this site to be nasty – they never win as there are too many like minded people on here and we all support eachother” which could also be applied to you doing just that to the people over at Just Jared it had me a little bit baffled. Seems a little contradictory. I

I don’t really remember you , I do remember MickeyB from back when the Air France flight went down, I believe that poster use to be an investigator for the military and had a great deal of compassion, they only posted one time, and were on the chat once. Maybe the other girls do, I have not been around much for the past month since my parents have been out of sorts. Maybe this would be better directed at those who are here more.

I don’t think we ever posted together so while I would like to welcome you to the board MB (hey when is that book coming out lol ha ha ) , it is a bit early to call me darling, if you don’t mind, that is reserved for my hub. wink wink

@MickeyB:
lol… now, don’t get me wrong … nothing wrong with a little bit of tight this or that …and showing off some goods…. but pleazzzzz… in your own boudoir of course…..I so agree with you…. class… you either have it or not…. and don’t think too much of her nether region any longer…..lol

bye all…got to run

@Kate:
Hi Kate, Sorry to have upset you. I have posted here for a while and yes that Air France post was me. I have to agree that posting on JJ was a contradiction and I dont normally post anywhere else but for some reason I felt I had to express my opinion on her weight etc due to the pedestal they put her on. As I said before I dont feel I was nasty to her fans but they dont like anything negative even if it is true. I havent posted here in a while due to renos at our home and reading back it is clear that you have your own dramas and I would like to express my hope that things improve for your mum and your family. Oh and the darling thimg is an aussie thing – where I am from we call everyone darling or love – I have no idea why I guess its just a way of being nice and to show that we mean no harm. I certainly didnt mean to step on your hubby’s toes! lol. Anyway I hope that we can be mates and there is no hard feelings, unfortunately my sense of humour is an aquired taste but I usually dont mean to offend anyone. Once again I hope everything is ok for you and your family

@Ms Agatha:
Bye Ms Agatha, till we meet again, take care x x

@MickeyB:
Hi MickeyB. Welcome back. I only kinda remember you (and you probably don’t remember ME LOL). Still, it’s nice to have another person to chat with.

Soooooo . the picture you sent to JJ … I haven’t seen it. But I can imagine it is quite a sight. One I could certainly pass on, that’s for sure!

Hey Kate. Are you around still?

Congrats on the success of the book Ian! Making the NYT bestseller list is very impressive! – IOTB

@Togi:
Hi Togi, How are you? Of course I remember you! without you I would never understand Sugar’s puzzles. I didnt send a picture to JJ, I just posted in regards to pictures of AJ in lycra ( well, extremely unforgiving pants if not actually lycra). I vaguely remember someone here posting a thread of her in similar if not the same pants and it was a sight that has given me nightmares! sadly I am useless at putting the threads up otherwise I would share the vision! eewww is all I want to say about those pants! As I said to Ms Agatha I think that since seeing the first pictures of the vajayjay pants I am drawn to the nether region of AJ which is creeping me out! I am going to knit her a very long jumper to hide the cavernous region. oh i need a change of subject lol. Hope all is well for you Togi, I love reading your posts x x

@MickeyB:
upset me lol you did not upset me, nope not at all.

@Kate:
Oh good! the relief of it all! I really dont like upsetting anyone unless I mean it! Lol. Oh and as far as the haters getting on here, I think anyone should be able to express their opinion I just dont like the personal attacks etc if they state their case in an intelligent/thoughtful manner and move on thats ok but not when they are mean to Ian and to the people who post here. Most of us use this as a bit of fun and a way to meet new friends with the same opinions/beliefs. Anyway, enough of my ranting, I truly hope all is well for you. You and your family will be in my prayers x x

a class=”replyTo” href=”#comment-43438″>@MickeyB:</
Haters, that is a strong word, nonsense. There is a fundamental personal liberty involved here, the right to free speech. One has the right to not like someone, of course we are not talking about the right to stalk or the right to make threats, that would be a violation of internet law. There may be a unsettled period for awhile when IAN reports on a story that some may not agree with, but he certainly does not need any of us to legislate with the intent to protect his feelings. If you have been around I am sure you saw his formal and gracious reply to Keane’s Cat. Thank you though for your warm thoughts for my family, very kind of you.

@Kate:
Well said Kate. I have always enjoyed reading your posts, so I thank you for your conversation. I hope to talk to you again as I find you intelligent and mature minded. I usually just dribble and act the fool when Im on here so I have really appreciated the depth of our chat. I wish you and the others that post well x x

@ladybert62:
bb14. Hi ladybert62. No it wasn’t me I don’t leave Australia until the 10th August. I will be in San Francisco from the 29th August, till the 2nd September. Maybe you know the Hotel where I’m staying it’s called the Renoir Hotel it’s in McAllister Street. You never know I may run into you.

hi kate sorry to hear about your mom, but you have my respect for looking after her and seeing to her needs. my mom suffers from a mental disorder since the age of 39 years and it is sometimes difficult for a younger person to understand. she is sunshine and fantastic one minute and a real class act the next, but as a only daughter it is my duty with love to look after her. today is the day my dad pasted away 3 years ago and i think she misses him as he was the easy and kindest person in the family. as for the jolie/pitts i think we still have a few more years of togetherness for them so the trainwreck has not hit the station yet.
as for the religious comments of peewee he should thing of what impression his words make on the youth and rather leave that subject alone, as it offends alot of people in different ways, and i don not want to be in his shoes in the next world and he has to face the one he does not believe in. jmo

@ladybert62:
bb14. I have been saying all along I don’t believe there is any twins either. I’m with you ladybert 62

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
i’m guessing she put a tracer on …..i’m not that technical but it can be done. You can search an IP

Dawn Olson’s great article on Travolta:
http://glosslip.com/2009/07/28/is-john-travolta-fed-up-with-scientology-leave-john-fans-got-your-back/

@orbison:
Hi Oribson – nice to meet you. Do you think JT is leaving COS?

@Patty anne:
Patty Anne -
Thanks for the warm welcome and sorry for the late response. I’m at work (horrid office) , must leave at 5 p.m., while the going is good!!! Reading everyone’s ideas, makes my day go faster… I look forward to all the intrigue/brainstorming. I don’t enjoy when some loonies target others with such ferocity… But like the way you all (not originally from the SOUTH) stick up for each other. Keane reminds me of a big (protective) sister I never had! Kate is so patient (hope it rubs off on me)… Have fun today.. will be lurking….quietly ………

@MickeyB:
HI MickyB! Nice to meet you – thanks for the recommendation – can I use you when I apply at Comedy Central? I am trying to think of ways to pay for the water well we just drilled in Oregon and the super/dooper/pooper/scooper sewage system that is coming next week! Since the Jackson Estate continually questions my claim of being Blanket’s mom and refuses to send me any monthly checks to keep my mouth shut, guess I will also have to look into publishing (Ian are you listening – ha ha!). ENjoy the fun we have here joshing each other and all the pathetic celebs who would not exist if it was not for the great American public that evil Ms. Jolie can’t abide unless they are buying her pap-snapped pictures!

@Kate:
Hi Kate: Must be a dump if it is ONLY 4 bedrooms and NOT EVEN 1million per bedroom – he must be slumming!

@benjaminbutton14:
HI BB14 – McAllister and which cross street? Have you been to that hotel before?

@ladybert62:
HI BB14: Ok I found the hotel – it is on McAllister and 7th Street – I ask again, have you stayed there before?

@benjaminbutton14:
We are probably in a minority about the phantom-twins! But I think Holie-Jolie would be flashing them at every opportunity if they were real! (I am keeping to my bargain with Mia not to use the evil Ms. Jolie so I have replaced that with Holie-Jolie!)

LMAO! The old boy just can’t hang anymore!!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/07/beat-brad-pitt-catches-rest-berlin

@ladybert62:
to Mia – oops, sorry, I used the “evil” phrase when I promised I wouldnt. I owe you one insult – so toss it to me! Peace.

@LMC123:
HI LMC123! How are you doing today? I think he was “passed out” instead of sleeping! What do you think?

@ladybert62:

Hi right back atcha!! He’s totally passed out. I’d like to know what time that photo was taken.

@ladybert62:
Sad, my heart truly aches for him and his wife. i hope they get the help they need to survive their son’s death.

@Watching and Waiting:
Hi W&W: How are you today? Yes I feel for JT and his family – and from the article, I conclude that he is feeling some guilt since he stopped the medication based on the COS “instruction” re purification instead of medication – his guilt and his anger at the COS I think will drive him away from the COS. He seems like such a decent man and to be really suffering from this loss.

One incriminating photo and People Mag IMMEDIATELY puts out a story about how Pitt doesn’t party past 6:00 p.m. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

@LMC123:
So I wonder how hapless is doing with his so-called “rehab” stint that was discussed on this site some time back – my guess is – he has fallen off the wagon! Ha ha

@LMC123:
Doesnt party past 6:00 p.m.! Thats a joke – I can hardly swallow my morning hot chocolate for laughing at that one – at my ancient age even I party past 6:00 p.m. – maybe not past 8:00 p.m. – but hey I get up at 3:30 a.m. the next morning and I bet hapless doesnt!

@ladybert62:

It’s just sooo obvious anymore the whole People mag azz sucking of all things Brangie. Did you see the shots of AJ and the girls at Toy’s R Us today?? Geez. You can almost set your watch by their predictability.

oh could this be true?? Please, please!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202752/Brad-Pitt-adds-motorbike-collection–metal-seat-comfortable.html

@mooki:

Great article as always, there only seems to be Dawn who continues to get at Scientology, all the others seem to have gone quiet.

I was hoping John would have ‘blown’ by now, IMO Kelly (his missus/beard) seems quite a strong person, as long as she is with John, she will stop him doing anything ’stupid’….. I was really hoping that from the tragedy of Jet dying, scientology would suffer, it appears we still have to wait.

Where does David Misfit-miscaveage reside, is he holed up in the scio place at Hemet – HRH – Ian do you know?????? what are the rumours??

xx

@LMC123:
NO I missed that one! Did she have the phantom-twins?

@ladybert62:

Nope. Just the girls (Zahara and Shiloh). Of course Z’s hair looks just horrid and poor Shiloh looks like a little boy. (X17)

@LMC123:
Isnt it just amazing how the paps are so incredibly lucky – just think, they were probably driving around Hollywood – wondering where to go, what to do today – when out of the blue, jumps Holie-Jolie and two of the 6 – just happen to be shopping at Toys R Us when the paps drive by and have their cameras handy! I wonder if Holie-Jolie does like MJ did and closes the store to the rest of the world while they stop and shop!

@ladybert62:
It’s hard to stay up past 6:00 pm when he starts at 8:00 am! LOL

@LMC123:
Poor lilttle Z! AJ did say she didn’t know how to do her hair, but you would think she’d have learned by NOW! Poor darling. Why does Shiloh always look sooooo unhappy? They just spent an hour in the toy store. I’d be skipping to the car if it was me and Im a grown up! LOL

@Tamara:
Hi Tamara – lovely Shi looks so unhappy because Zahara just spent the entire Toys R Us time beating her up!

@Tamara:
It could be that Holie-Jolie’s nannies do Zahara’s hair and then Zahara has a temper tantrum and throws herself on the floor and totally messes it up again! Maybe they should just cut it real short!

@ladybert62:</a

Yes. Cutting her hair very short would be very cute. I wonder why they don’t just do that? Anyhoo. ITA that for some reason ($$$) X17 has been awfully lucky when it comes to getting “Exclusive” shots of this bunch.

Kinda new here. What did I do to make my text red and appear to be a link?

@LMC123:
Is that the name of the magazine X17? Gosh do you think Holie-Jolie has some type of arrangement with them – she tells them in advance, they show up, take pics, sell pics, pay Holie-Jolie? She of course does not keep the money but buys more yarn for the burqas and sweaters she is knitting for the refugees!

@LMC123:
I dont have a clue as it has happened to me also! Probably someone else here will advise you (and me)!

@LMC123:
I think x17 is on their payroll now, they have been extremely lucky with their pap shots. They are the only ones I saw that actually got the close up of them in the car at Mooki D’s . And, it was x17 who said the bodyguards had the whole drive through area blocked off to protect them from the great unwashed public!

Lady – X17online.com

@Tamara:
OK! thanks – I will look it up as I never heard of X17 before!

@ladybert62:
Lady, what do you think about the rumor that Blanket and Omar are brothers (same mom, same dad)? Omar seems to have come out of the dark on us too, i had no idea that MJ had a son that old….

@Tamara:
Tam, my take is that as there is so much in-fighting between the child-collective, that Shiloh gets the brunt of Z’s temper as we saw much earlier in photos. I read that Mad wants to be Alpha male of the pack, but that when he gets physical with Pax (lol, means Peace), Pax retaliates and wins! I think Jolie could walk away from all but her precious Maddox. I wonder if they don’t keep moving so much in order to keep Child Services from being called in ??

Sigh i miss Keane’s Cat……at least she kept this site interesting.

@Patty anne:
From the pictures I have seen, they do look similar! I find it hard to believe that MJ had a “one night stand” with any female – let alone one that seemed to be older than him (I am totally guessing here) – the whole story is strange to me. The last article I read, I walked away wit h the idea that Omer was more like some kinda lover than son – it all sounded creepy to me. But then, I am usually guessing about all of these Hollywood people anyway! What do you think about it and how is your back feeling?

@d:
HI d – well the rest of us dont miss KC! Perhaps you could help and contribute some ideas to keep the conversation interesting to you and us! What do you think of Brangelina and MJ? Peace.

@ladybert62:
I saw some of MJ’s home videos on one of the tv magazine shows last night, ET or something, when Prince was maybe a year old and Omar was there. It was XMas and the kids were really comfortable with him which led me to believe that he was familiar to them, he seemed very much like one of MJ’s children, an older brother to the little ones. They say Omar is now with the Jackson family.

@d:
What?? Are you effing kidding me??? Put up your dukes! I’ll meet you outside at dawn! Choose your weapons! hahahaha KC was vile. Sorry the board is so boring to you without the horrific addition of the Smelly Cat…geez…

@Patty anne:
Oh I agree that Mad would be the only one she would take if she had to choose. I know he is her pride and joy, and I almost miss the days when it was just them. I think he would have had a much better life.

@Tamara:
So maybe mysterious-Omer is really one of MJ kids? Did Ian mention him (Omer) in his book?

@ladybert62:
Hmmmmm, I don’t know! Omar is now with the Jackson family so they obviously accept him as their kin, and have most likely known him all along, but everyone kept it on the DL. But Ian DID say the child molestation charges are bogus and I believe him. I never thought MJ wanted children for sex but rather companionship, fun, innocence. A re-creation of his lost childhood perhaps, Peter Pan syndrome. (is that a real syndrome or did I just make it up? LOL)

@d:
If you really miss her, perhaps she has landed at Female First – you could try over there. But perhaps, you were just joshing with us!

@ladybert62:
Yes she has most definitely landed on her feet at FF. Hissing about a cat having nine lives, and posting Sugar Ray like puzzles to amuse the masses. Perhaps that is more to your liking???

@d:
HAHAHAHA!! And now, I’ll bet you are wishing there was an alarm on the submit comment button that says: You are about to cause a furor, do you really want to submit this comment? hahahahah

well THAT livened things up

@d:
You got that right! Just play nice with us, please!

@ladybert62:

This day just gets better by the minute!

http://www.celebitchy.com/62840/brad_pitt_enjoys_the_fine_german_beer_until_2_am/

@ladybert62:
Hi and Happy Wednesday ladies! That red stuff happens when you get messed up in the beginning of the reply. in other words if the curser isn’t in the right place under the return reply line.

@Tamara:
I agree. How does a child come out of the toy store so sad? That is extremely strange. I have rarely if ever come out with my daughter when she was small without her clutching something new and I don’t have disposable income like she does. Maybe she made them pick out stuff to send to refugees for her next photo op. Whatever, her photo ops seem to be backfiring on her, at least to those of us with open eyes.

@d:
Then trot back on over to FF.

She must be resorting to Plan A again – pimping out the kids for photo ops. It does seem odd she hasn’t trotted out the twins. Or trotted out everyone together.

@Vittoria:
gee and y’all wonder why people left in droves……its HUMOUR people look it up

@d:
There is nothing funny about the incredible amount of non-stop abuse that has been taken BY US. That is not even remotely funny.

@Vittoria:
i can’t even be bothered to address the lunacy in that.

@LMC123:
WHOA – we are talking trashed! Hapless looks so drunk he probably had to have help peeing! So much for his “rehab” and partying stops at 6PM – sure, hapless, sure! Thanks for sharing that picture LMC123 – it is a hoot!

@Vittoria:
Hi Vittoria! Thanks for the info! So I have to be careful about where I start my entry or I get the “Redline” hex post! Ha ha

@ladybert62:
yah at FF they’re trying to say its because today would’ve been his 9 year anniversary with aniston so that’s why he drank………yup that makes total sense

@Different Guest:
She can’t trot out the phantom-twins – they are only in her imagination! She can’t have all of the brood at once as there is nonstop hitting and kicking (The Brangelina version of Three Stooges!). ha ha

@d:
Hapless doesnt need a reason to get trashed anymore – if the sun rises, the earth turns or the wind blows – he is sucking it down! The man is on the road to alkie-prison – sweet Jen should be glad she is rid of him! I guess FF is entitled to their opinion although it seems to be a strange one! Peace.

@ladybert62:
oh they are crazy over there for sure !!

Dean Ian – this thread is v e r y slow in loading (unlike hapless who is very fast at getting loaded!) – could we have a new one to continue discussion on a topic of your choice. Cheers to Ian, Sugar Ray (are you feeling better) and Ms. NineCents (where are you?) Thanks.

@d:
See “d” thats why we are all here – we are not crazy (yet) and just enjoy making fun of the celebs who live for our attention rather than making fun of each other! More Brangie bashing please Ian – deviance is so much more interesting than us! Peace.

@LMC123:
lol well I would say that rehab did not work out so well, must be harder than he thought to get that ball and chain off. Seriously for a man who is so image conscious you would think he would not allow himself to be photographed looking so bad. A beer or two , sure why not, it is his party after all. He just flew across the pole and he is doing a turn around, probably kicked his butt. Still, to be seen passed out in the back of the car. lol no no no.

@Kate:
Hi Kate – yes he has turned into a drunken sod and the “little misses” is home baking cookies, taking the kids to the toy store, knitting clothes for the refugees – certainly makes him look like a loser in comparison and if they should have a custody battle, gosh, guess who the judge is going to prefer!

@ladybert62:The halo would certainly be dented if there was photographic evidence she couldn’t control her brood.

@Kate:

My thoughts as well. This is not the first time he was photographed completely wasted at a post party. I think the last set of drunken photos came from Cannes. Now he’ll come back to the states and we’ll be bombarded with a ton of image saving pr BS.

@ladybert62:Bill and Jane Pitt

@d:
d, you have always been a @d:
No that is not true, that is like saying all redheads like grapes. jmo

@Vittoria:
Oh Im sure they got lots of toys but they would have been loaded into a car by her bodyguards, but yes, wouldn’t she at least be clutching one toy to hold onto?? She just looks so sad all the time, poor thing.

@ladybert62:
I think he looks like he smoked a ton of weed with QT then drank a ton of strong german beer. But they are saying he showed up to the photo call with a serious eye infection! LMAO Spin spin spin

@Kate:
meant to say d, you have always been such a nice poster , never seen ypu be one to stir things up.

@Tamara:Have we ever seen a photo of any of the children holding a toy? Most young kids have a favorite toy that goes everywhere with them.

@Kate:
LOL glad you cleared that up! I was thinking what is she trying to say?? hahaha

@Different Guest:
That is an excellent point DG – one that I had overlooked and does explain the lack of “we are family” photos of all kids together with the “little misses” mom!

@Different Guest:
I think that is an excellent idea DG – take all of them from Mr and Mrs. MisFits and give them to two mature responsible adults – as in – DG gets the BINGO award and gives it to Jane and Brad Pitt! Excellent idea!

@Different Guest:
Yes I have seen pictures of Shiloh (and possibly Zahara) holding “giant baby dolls” – I think this was a picture of when hapless was taking them to see Holie=Jolie in the hospital just before giving birth to the phantom-twins! But Shiloh never, ever, ever looks happy to me – ever. Does she know how to smile? Sad little mite.

@Different Guest:
pic of Shiloh with her doll on gulldang. Z likes her blanket

@ladybert62:
Maybe she’s just frightened of the paps!! Which then makes me think, then why the heck do they whore her out for photo ops if it scares her? Z just plays with the paps, makes faces and stuff haha Cheeky little bugger

I wonder if he will ever go back to looking clean. Should be place bets? His old rumored architect lover (from his house) had a ole scraggly beard. hmm , not that I really believe that, the guy was pretty old, and totally out of shape.

@Kate:
In my opinion, he has lost his self respect – thats why he looks like a bum most of the time. Once he gets that back (if ever and it seems it helps if he has a sane partner), then he will clean himself up – until then, he will continue to look like a bum on the street asking for a handout and some pity! Hapless gets nothing from me but ridicule!

@ladybert62:
Lady you get up at 330 in the AM? What time do you go to bed? Have you always been a morning person like that? The only time I get up at that time is when my whorecat (said with love) decides its a great idea to get rambunctious, go after my feet and harass my sweet old dog. She gets kicked out. I finally smartened up and started shutting my bedroom doors…then she figured out how to pop them open.

@ladybert62:
bb14. No I haven’t even been to SF before the girl I’m going with tells me it is a beautiful city so looking forward to seeing it on one of our many States travelling around the US.

@backalleyknees:
I have two alarm clocks – lady and bert! I get up at 3:30 and leave the house at 4:45 – then I walk about 3 miles and catch muni (hopefully it is working etc) and t hen get to work at 6 or 6:15 a.m. – then I work until 4: 15 or 4: 30 and then go home, relax and usually in bed by 8:00 pm to start my exciting, fun filled life for another day of adventure – look what hapless has missed in his life by going for Holie-Jolie instead of me! (What drives me crazy is that bert and lady do everything possible they can dream up to be sure I am up at 3: 30 then they go back to bed as soon as I am dressed – very annoying. Tried shutting the door – could not stand the pounding on it! ha ha )

@benjaminbutton14:
It is indeed a beautiful city – be sure to bring good walking shoes (SF has hugh hills that you will end up walking), warm clothes (summer in SF doesnt start until about mid-sept). Are you going to be with a group of people or just the 2 of you? The hotel you are staying at is at a borderline area of t he city (McAllister and 7th) – so when you sightsee do NOT go into the area that starts at about 9th – instead choose the lower numbers and you will be safe. I am sure you will use common sense in that area at night – there are nightclubs, vagrants and homeless starting around 9th street – thus, the warning. Just try to ignore these types of eyesores etc and you will enjoy yourself and be safe. (Homelessness is epidemic to the city and has been for 10 years, sadly).

@Patty anne:
I know a (white) woman who adopted an African-American boy and she has done everything in her power to have him connect with other African-Americans. She realized that she had no idea how to deal with African hair and asked me if I knew any hair places in the downtown area that would help her get him braids. Hair styles seem to have great relevance in the African American culture, I would think since AJ is so concerned with each child grasping their roots she would have at least checked it out or tried to educate herself enough so she could try and do Z’s hair.

I think if any of the kids had a harder time fitting into their family it would be Pax. He was taken from his orphanage at 3 and RE-NAMED. WTF was she thinking? There have been various tidbits since they adopted him that he gets very angry and lashes out frequently. That would be consistent with certain disorders that are found with children who are adopted later in life and weren’t given the human touch they needed when they were babies.

I’m sure I’ll get reamed for bringing up the kids, but behavior like Pax’s is more common than you would think with children adopted from Eastern Bloc(former Soviet Union) countries, or any place that has more children than nurses.

Brad is going to have a drinker’s nose sooner than later. Mmmh, broken veins are so sessy!

@ladybert62:
You must be quite fit Lady. Do you have a lot of hills to climb in the morning?

@ladybert62:
Hi Lady: ….. Hapless not partying after 6 pm ? …..of course they must be talking Berlin time which would translate to 12 midnight …… which is still bull…..I think they mean he is done warming up for partying…lol

@backalleyknees:
…. he already sports the red eye…. hence the collection of sunglasses he wears after 6 p.m. …lol

@backalleyknees:

The story in the press at the time was that Pax cried and screamed when Angelina tried to take him away from the orphanage, according to one of the staff members that worked there. Presumably the journo then asked her how AJ reacted to him screaming and crying and they said “oh Angelina was very moved”, but the upshot was that he was taken away anyway. Then after that AJ openly talked in interviews about how he cried all night and she had to sleep with him in his bed to comfort him every night. I’m sorry, but coming from a woman who has at least one nanny per child I find it very hard to believe that St Angie Jo made that kind of effort for her child. Also, I would assume that the reason Pax cried and screamed so much was because AJ had probably been in the country for about 2 days and he had next to no idea who she was or where he was going. Can you imagine how scary that would be for a 3 year old, and a 3 year old orphan at that? This was one of the first things that alerted me to what kind of person AJ was. No-one should remove a child from somewhere against its will no matter what the circumstances. In countries where there are good adoption laws and practices in place, it would never have happened.

…. as predicted…. more photos of BP drunk in Berlin
http://www.okmagazine.com/2009/07/brad-pitt-enjoys-the-berlin-nightlife-maybe-a-little-too-much/comment-page-1/#comment-48691

I just wanted to re-post a post of d’s from the bottom of the other thread just in case anyone missed it. I think she states her views on us and her reasons for being here pretty clearly. Just in case there was any confusion amongst us!

d said on July 29th, 2009 at 10:52 am
@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
because it amuses me so much to follow how into the site you and the other koolaid drinkers are…..its like a psychology experiment – seeing how Ian manipulates his readers by feeding them tidbits of information and watching the posters spawn off ridiculous theories thinking they’re solving a scotland yard case. Its like conspiracy theory overload. So i follow and laugh my ass off ……

oh BTW shouldn’t the SUdanese model be giving birth soon …….oh right she didnt’ exist ….sorry. Another breaking news story that went no where

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
completely agreed. And then she had the photographers from People there to document the whole thing. Didn’t she take Madd and Z with her for the introduction? I’m not really sure how to go about introducing a newly adopted child into the family so I can’t be too fast to judge…but I do know that I wouldn’t do it in the manner she did. No wonder Maddox is so pissed. I’m sure he would have been much happier if it had only been him, Z, and shiloh after her birth. I wonder how good Maddox is with sharing his mom? I also wonder if he remembers when it was just the two of them?

@Ms Agatha:
The red eye from weed? Alcohol? Or just the “get me the eff away from her” stink eye?

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
At least until she had spent some time with him, let him warm up to her. Cos after he got pulled from the only home he’d ever known he then had to go in a car to a hotel, with a bunch of people who didn’t speak his language, then get on a plane and a new house with a house full of kids and all the crazy people chasing him with cameras and light bulbs going off in his face and paps shouting Angelina! Show us the kid!!! And THEN: he got his first taste of McDonald’s and decided life was pretty good after all! LOL Just a joke to lighten it up, sorry! hahaha

@backalleyknees:
…. all of the above, yes ? lol

@Ms Agatha:
good call. Good lord he danced to her tune. I can’t wait for the books down the line to be written and uncover what is going on. I wonder if she really does love him or has just convinced herself that she can’t lose him. Is it business at this point or can she not stand the idea of being without him? She needs this to be finished on her terms, that’s the only way it can go down. No one leaves AJ, she leaves you…and then calls you for sex when she needs to.

Kool aid hmmmm

For any of you parents out there. At what point in your child’s growth did you stop wearing see through sleepwear in front of them? If you are a mom and had a son…or if you are a dad and have a daughter….? I was just wondering because I have the W issue with BP’s AJ pictures and there is this one that struck me as odd when I first saw it. The one where she is wearing gossamer and is with Maddox. Not trying to stir shit up. I have no problem seeing my mom naked but at age 7 I didn’t want my dad to see me naked and I certainly didn’t want to see him in his birthday suit.

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
I was on the wrong thread and was surprised by those comments… Oh well… Don’t understand the need to criticize others for enjoying this site…Peace….

@Tamara:
some guys at work drink kool aid for the sugar high…………..Not me….. prefer sugar free…lol

@backalleyknees:
Oh yes, hills and then more hills. And for my morning break in an effort to strengthen my back which I injured in my last working-vacation trip to Oregon, I make myself walk up the California Street hill – that one is a KILLER – it is one of the cable car hills. I have only managed to go 4 blocks so far, (it is practically vertical) and by the third block, I am out of breath – it is a struggle. But I have been doing it every workday for 3 weeks and my back is MUCH better. Yes, I am a walker – no running – no gyms etc. I do my best thinking (and fuming) when I am walking!

@backalleyknees:

Yep, I believe she told the paps not to take pics of him because it would frighten him then sold the pics for millions of $$$$$$$ to People or which ever mag it was the next day. That’s our Angelina!

@Rori:
Me too, I can’t stand sweet tea, but I like diet cokes! haha Go figure

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
lol

@ladybert62:
What’s the name of the street that zig zags with all the flowers in the middle and is always on tv? Is that California St?

@backalleyknees:
Dear Ms. Knees – your last line is absolutely right on – I have been saying that one for a while – no one leaves AJ every again (after pappa Voight did that) – she sets the terms of every relationship and it is over when she wants it to be over, how she wants it to end and where; hapless is hopeless against her – someone here (I forgot who) called her cunning rather than smart and that is absolutely also a perfect description of Holie-Jolie!

@backalleyknees:
OK… if you get the same post 4 times…. it’s just me lol

…. actually she is hard to get rid off…. do you remember BBT running off without telling her his whereabouts…she finally traced him down and camped outside his new home where he was living with new girlfriend already ?

@Tamara:
No that is the famous Lombard Street supposedly the crookest street in the world – and you could not pay me to live on that street – with the tourist buses and cars and motorcycle every day, all day and night.
(And no offense meant to any tourist – it would just be extremely difficult for me to live with that much activity all the time right on my doorstep.)

@Tamara:
Sadly it is that time again… Must log off, rush home to my little doggies…Hope everyone has a great chat! Haters stay AWAY…. Peace out….

@Ms Agatha:
Right – see, you dont leave her – she leaves you! If you try to leave, she turns your live into a hell!

@ladybert62:
…. yeah … a real cutie ….. you better get into the witness protection program haha

@Rori:
Bye Rori – talk to you tomorrow! Give your doggies our love and kisses!

@Tamara:
Lombard street. My brother lives about 5 blocks from there. Right on the Cable Car line.

@Ms Agatha:
That wont work either with her “friend in high places” now in the government! The best thing is to never get involved with Holie-Jolie to begin with!

@too curious:
Hi too curious – if I recall, that was not Ian – that was Ms. SZ (a past poster here) who now visits Female First and was exercising her satirical writing skills, if I recall correcly.

@backalleyknees:
California street huh? I won’t even drive stick on that street. The last time I tried I burned my clutch. Never. Again. Do you ever go to the Ferry Building for the farmers market? I wonder if I have seen you in SF before? It wouldn’t surprise me at all. The world is actually quite small.

And as to where my brother lives. The cable car is cool of you’re a tourist, but to wake up somewhat groggy and hungover to the damn clanging and people yelling is my least favorite part about where he lives.

@backalleyknees:
Really? Does he live in the beautiful North Beach or Marina District? (I didnt want to mention the street that I actually think he must live on.) That is a very nice part of town! Doesnt the noise from the cable cars (especially the bell ringing) drive him crazy?

@ladybert62:
Ho Jolly …….. ‘ friend in high places ‘ …. enjoying it in ‘ lower places ‘ ….. lol

@ladybert62:
That last comment was meant for you.

@backalleyknees:
Of course! Pax was older, and wiser in the evils of the world when he was collected by Jolie, most likely he considered himself to be “captured by enemy” rather than adopted into a loving home. Jolie never stayed home to help him adjust to family life with them, or to learn English or even to attempt to learn some of his words to ensure he felt loved, wanted, and welcomed. To me, that was abuse. As for Z…. If Jolie truly loved that little girl, she would as you said , make the effort to educate herself in ways of braiding her hair, grooming her, and understanding how to deal with her emotional outbreaks in a positive manner. Shiloh is forgotten; she never suffered, just was born into privledge so says Jolie (Yawnnnnnn) My threory on that is that Jolie can’t spin the “saviour” image if the child has been born to privledge rather than in an orphanage, of living on the streets, etc. IMAGE control again, therefore the child has no “value” to Jolie. Maddox is Jolie’s one true love imo. Jolie would toss all the rest to the lions to keep Mad, in fact, i think she is planning a future for the two of them (remember this is one sick puppy) Where is Family and Children’s Services???? So sad, all those little rich kids…..Momma mental, Daddy drunk.

@backalleyknees:
Yes the farmer market area on the embarcadero is quote beautiful – I also walk down to the ferry building and then if I have time (and energy) over to the Giants ball park or the other direction and over to Pier 39. The walk along the Embarcadero is fantastic!

@Ms Agatha:
Ms Agatha – you have quite a way with words!

@Patty anne:Perhaps why they keep moving. I just hope her adoption days are over.

Okay ladies. Was just visiting Ted C (alright, I admit it … I STILL LOVE TED!) and here’s a little tidbit for y’all:

Dear Ted:
Why is it that the Brangelina twins are rarely photographed, while the other four are on constant display?
—Gserniak

Dear Hidden Babes:
It couldn’t be Brangie has something to hide, could it? Could it? Suri, you’ll remember, was tucked away for months, and there wasn’t a thing questionable about that birth.

@ladybert62:
Otherside of the tunnel from North Beach. We have to walk up an endless amount of stairs to get from North Beach to the other side. He lives in a very nice area at the corner of two major streets…one has the cable car and a lot of restaurants. I think he has just tuned out the clanging. What gets me is the car noise going in and coming out of the tunnel. So loud.

@Patty anne:
Good recap Ms. Patty anne! Especially loved the “Mommy mental, Daddy drunk”. I also felt sorry for Pax as I thought he was probably traumatized by the suddenness of his change in life and wonder about the everlasting effect it is having and will have on him: your phrase of “captured by the enemy” – sounds like a good title for the autobiography that he will probably write!

@backalleyknees:
Dang, how does the boy sleep?

@ladybert62:
usually with a female companion.

@Togi:
Hi Togi – I dont read Ted C very much – was he being funny about the Suri comparison? Meaning that there was something suspicious about Suri so therefore there is something suspicious about the phantom-twins?

@Keane Cyber Queen Supreme:
Keane, have you ever seen a show called “Shameless”? It had James McAvoy and Anne Marie Duff in it.

@ladybert62:
Oh, Ted is very MUCH being a smarty Marty. Thus the repetition of the question “Could it?” I’ve been reading Ted for years and honestly, he isn’t wrong very often! LOL

@backalleyknees:
Thats one way to forget about the street noise!

@ladybert62:
LOL. Yup.

@backalleyknees:

WOW! If you go the E homepage there is a story about Brad’s drunken night and they have that horrible picture up where he’s just standing there looking drunk and stupid. I’m really surprised because I thought E kinda kissed Brangies butt too.

@LMC123:
That picture is all over. HaHa. He looks sotally tober. Bet that hangover sucks. Although, a private plane might help make it less painful. Being squished into the cattle section of a plane while hung over= hell on (above) earth. I wouldn’t recommend it. I speak from experience.

@LMC123:If they’ve been played for fools over the twins, bet they come out swinging.

@backalleyknees:
Well Knees, next time you are in that situation – just dont put up with the cattle – do like Brangie – hire a private plane – go first class! Life is short, its only money! (This advice from someone who is trying to devise ways to pay for a water well and super/dooper/pooper/scooper sewage system!) Ha ha

@Different Guest:
Was E the one that payed those beaucoup bucks for the first pictures? I would think that they would have kept tabs on those moneyball darlings so they could have had the 1st anniversary pictures – that was party why I was so surprised when there was absolutely nothing, anywhere, about the phantom-twins!

@ladybert62:
I don’t think they’ll accept my personal check. It doesn’t have gold leaf on it.

Well they have to bring the twins out at so