IUC Father’s Day: How To Be A Dad Like Brad; Prince Harry Knows His Real Father Ain’t Chuck; Wacko Jacko New Book Father’s Day Gift From IUC
- People Magazine published this piece on Brad Pitt’s exemplary papa skills. 
Funny how they didn’t do the same for Angie on Mummy Day. (People)
- Don’t think Prince Harry will be sending his eccentric, queer friendly “dad” any wishes today. A source close to his ex squeeze Chelsy Davy told IUC that Harry believes James Hewitt is his biological pop. Btw, the friend added the main reason Chelsy and Harry split was due to Harry’s “addicition to prostitutes who look more like Charles than Diana”.
- Happy Father’s Day to one of the world’s weirdest human beings – Michael Jackson. Speaking of Jacko, my tome on him comes out in less than two weeks. That’s my gift to Wacko Jacko. Preorder now here (amazon)
- An A-list hunk was not allowed to spend father’s day with his kids because he was caught having sex with a 23-year-old stripper last week. Can you guess who it is?
- 42 Comments
- Tags: Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, Prince harry
A-list hunk = Cruise. Let me guess, the stripper was a dude/tranny….
ReplyWOO HOO new thread…
Replyok A-list hunk w/ 23 yo stripper – Id guess Ben Affleck.
Hmmm, first person who popped into my head was Mark Wahlberg
ReplyAnd BTW, I do think that Brad seems like a much better, say more natural parent of the two of them
Reply….would love to know, what cannon balls Jacko’s people are shooting at Ian right now …. can’t imagine, they take it laying down …. maybe one day Ian will share some, same for AJ/BP …
ReplyHappy Father’s Day, Ian. Same to all the dads who post here.
ReplyOH yes Ian – what is going down right now ?? Post to us. Maybe give us an excerpt.
ReplyHey, didn’t Ted or somebody have a blind item about an a-list married hunk who was actually in love with a stripper?
Reply….“addicition to prostitutes who look more like Charles than Diana”. …..Wow, does this mean, what I think it means ? Trannies ?
ReplyOr…male prostitutes ?
ReplyOff Topic :
http://i28.tinypic.com/2nst46t.jpg
The big fat guy behind BP is Holli’s husband, Mark, and Hollie is right behind him…no wonder Hollie spends so much time with AJ…..
Reply@unknownxcat:
ReplyThat was my first thought as well. It was just this week it came out right?
@Ms Agatha:
ReplyI can’t believe how much he has aged in just a couple of years. Was that picture taken around the time they adopted Pax? I ask only because they are obviously in Vietnam.
And that People article was piss poor. AJ didn’t need a People article, she got that vomit inducing one from the “feminist” Naomi Wolfe.
Reply@backalleyknees:If you are refering to the above picture, no it’s recent, Shiloh was only 8 or 9 months old when AJ bought Pax. I think that photo was the photo op at The Little Mermaid on Broadway February maybe?
Reply@Ms Agatha:Really don’t think they have any left. Or they are going to use it to cancel all his shows.
Bet Harry is more worried that Charlie IS his father.
Reply@Different Guest:
ReplyI’m thinking maybe it was when he took the kids to see jolie in the hospital when she was having the twins. She has a summer dress on with summer sandals and I think they went to the theater in NY, didn’t they? I’m not sure. But if they did, and it was February, she would be dressed warmer. But the picture with her carrying the doll just makes me think of the picture in France.
@Different Guest:
ReplyOh thanks, but I was refering to the one that Ms. Agatha had linked.
@magnolia:
Reply(I have no life and a wicked ability to remember inane shit) but the picture above was taken in Cannes last year when the family was staying at Paul Allen’s place. I believe both he and AJ were out shopping with her that day. I remember because I had the thought “what a beautiful baby” when I saw these pictures.
bb14. Whats this Fathers Day?????
Reply@benjaminbutton14:
ReplyA celebration of Fathers. We have mother’s day as well. You are supposed to honor/celebrate a mother/father/aunt/uncle/grandparent on these days. Oh and thanks for answering my question about Australian weather (I know it was a few threads ago). I will completely use the dumb yank card for that one. I still have the naive idea that it is constantly warm in Australia, even though that idea is ridiculously wrong.
@backalleyknees:
ReplyDo you know what happened to the Koala that had her feet burned in the fire? And how are the survivors of the fires faring? I live in California and the fire season here is getting into full swing. The pictures that came out of Australia looked like a war zone.
So Prince Harry believes James Hewitt is his father, according to a close source to Chelsy Davy.
What a load of tosh.
Reply@backalleyknees:
ReplyYes, it was a throwaway article. Rehashed stuff. Did People have an advertiser that backed out, and they needed to fill space ? lol
For being AJ haters, you guys have the pics memorized, lmao. Just an observation…
ReplyAnd on the prince harry thing – you KNOW he’s had to have picked up a mag or two and seen the speculation – my god, he looks JUST LIKE HEWITT – hes got a great wild card: if the royal family become a royal pain in the ass, he can just say … OK IM DONE. NOT MY DAD, NOT MY PROBLEM. lol. COME TO AMERICA, HARRY.
@backalleyknees:
ReplyNot sure when it was taken, but you are absolutely right, he aged fast ….. looks very bloated now, bags under eyes…
To me, THIS is evil…
Replyhttp://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/22/chris.brown.hearing/index.html
testing – as I have had trouble posting this morning.
Reply@unknownxcat:
Replyno, this is:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/article1012148.ece
http://www.tampabay.com/news/article1012234.ece
(pt. 3 coming tomorrow!)
@mooki:
ReplyHI Mooki – thanks for these articles which I am going to read. I dont know if you say my thank you on the other thread. But thanks for the info you provided re COS – I did indeed read the book Hollywood: Satanists, Scientology & Suicide by Jerry Staton. What an eye opener that was! and it backs up everything you and the other posters told me re the “Church” of Scientology – scary stuff! Thanks again.
@Tamara:
ReplyAgree, agree, agree.
@mooki:
ReplyOH yes, I read that yesterday – I agree. Lots of evil disguised as “good”.
Slow board this morning.
I watched a good movie yesterday, if anyone is interested – Insomnia. Its an older one, with Al Pacino. NOT the Stephen King book.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/angelina_jolie_more_kids_anderson_cooper_360_brad_pitt/celebrity/66851
did anybody see Angie on Anderson Cooper? MORE KIDS!??!?!!?!?!?! Where next Lara Croft, Womb Trader?
Replythe Enquirer is on fiyah:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_kennedy_jr_planned_divorce_when_died_ten_years_ago/celebrity/66834 (JFK Jr. planned to divorce Carolyn Bissette)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tom_cruise_katie_holmes_caught_up_in_charity_scandal_pbs_memorial_day/celebrity/66837 (Tom Cruise “Charity” Scandal)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/jackie_keenedy_half_brother_kiddie_porn_john_kennedy_jr/celebrity/66832 (Jackie O’s Pervy Half-Bro Eyed JFK Jr. for Porn)
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_travolta_blakmail_plot_sting_exclusive_documents_jett_death/celebrity/66841 (Travolta Blackmail Plot = Fair Gaming?)
wow, the Enquirer suddenly became credible
ReplyJust read the People article that Ian mentions above re hapless Mr. Pitt. Laughed out loud about hapless giving his costar in Inglorious Basterds, personal hygiene clues in light of the many posts/articles we have had here about hapless’ own personal hygiene defects! Funny ….. made my day with that one Ian!
ReplyStill fighting the flu, but had to comment on the news today that Columbia Pictures has pulled out of making Moneyball, and Pitt and someone, sorry, i did say i’m ill, are shopping for new company to film this. It was mentioned that this is rare to happen to an A-List Star…lmao
ReplyOkay, i found the URL to the story about Columbia Pitcures pulling out of making Moneyball just days before it was to begin shooting…..awww, poor Braddy
Replyhttp://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090622&content_id=5466236&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
From what I understand, the financier did not like the script – when it was presented, it was nothing like she had expected. This is why she pulled out. I don’t think it had anything to do with Brad Pitt.
ReplyBusy with Father’s Day so made no comment but here’s a belated, heartfelt thought. Dear ol’ Bradley, don’t you worry your empty little head. Soon someone will invent ‘Orphan Purchase Holder and Sperm Donor Day’ and you won’t feel so alone.
Reply@mooki:
I also thought it was hilarious that she said she thought it was such a wonderful thing to be a journalist! Except when they’re asking you questions or publishing stories about you that aren’t quite on brand right? Ha ha!
ReplyA list hunk. That could be anyone, except whose babymama is only going to slap daddy’s hand and say not chocolate cake for you on your special day and ice cream with the kids? I can only think of a handful that would let it go that easy.
ReplyDoes this mean that People has decided to choose sides and Brad won?
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