Angelina and Brad are so in love, their body language in whole shows that. I’m just wondering why you chose three pictures out of 70 to show them apart or not smiling? How about posting the six pictures of them looking so lovingly into each others eyes while holding each other. But wait then you’d have to back up the lies you’ve been spewing, bwahahaha. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
@I lust Angelina:
lol right do you see that first picture dear, the one where it says Brad is drawing her near, the one where her right arm is just hanging there like it is dead limp tissue , the one where for the first time in history her eyes are wandering, the one where for the first time in history HE is the one pulling her in, the one where the first time in history she is not engulfing him like a freaking ocotopussy?
Looks like she has had some more face work done – maybe just botox or something, face very flat(no lines) and shiny. I really think its all for show, the novelty seems to have worn off, just a ‘normal’ couple now but I cant pick up any signs of any major rift between from of all the pictures all over the web. Also did you see the interview on the red carpet, Brad saying he liked being at cannes and referred to Ange something like ‘with this lovely lady’, a little bit sick came to my throat. Do you think they have brushed up on their acting lessons?!?
when a man is drunk he can be a total tool and yes they have the porn pictures but she does not look that into it. maybe he is saying one more for old times. not that i blame her a drunk is not some one you want to take home to bed. and please no god bless these two do not believe in god so please stop the god blesses. and i hope they stay together so that nobody else has to be tramatized by having a patner like them.jmo
@meg:
wow, you seem to be a true believer, isn’t an adultary and unmarried couple in total contradiction with your religious value ? and for the pix you should compare to the ones he did with aniston at the same events, you’ll see that he actually did look in love and that it didn’t prevent him for screwing around. so… once a cheater always a cheater, it’s in your nature or not. when you have crossed that moral bondery once, it’s way too easy to find excuses to do it again. and to me they don’t look in love.
@meg:
Actors Meg, their actors.
Go back to JJ with your slavish devotion, it’s too early in the morning for this kind of star-lust. @sama:
Thxs for the pic’s Sama, look at her pupils, they look dilated and she’s sweaty looking, IMO I think she’s on something. Pic’s 2-5. As always JMO.
My first post got lost, but Im gutted as although they are not as loved up as the seemed to be previously, I couldn’t spot any major signs of a rift , do you think they have had extra acting lessons?!?
@Liin:
Morning all,
I agree with another point, we’re all sinners, I think the big difference between us and her is, she revels in her sin, and flaunts it, no remorse ,no regrets, amoral peopel like AJ don’t see the error of their ways.
Isaiah 5:20
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
As always my humble opinion.
@chris:
1.all the men look around even they are married. And i have a scoop for Brad is a MAN!
2.About aniston. Yes it i bad to cheat our partner. It is our human nature. My only one religion is love. Were you always correct with your lovers? Nobody is perfect.
in fact, if you take all the pictures of this event, except some rare ones, they mostly don’t look at each other. it’s something i’ve found weird since a long time now. especially when i recall how aniston and him always seemed like if they were alone in the world.
The more I look at the pic’s of them AJ&BP at Cannes the more I’m convinced she’s on something, her eyes in at least three of the pic’s, Chris posted her eyes look black. JMO
I saw those, what I did notice (I think someone else spotted this too) Brad seems to be the stronger one now, it seemed that Ange always pulled him around, but now especially in one of those pic, she looks like a little girl, she touches Brads leg, she still seem to be tactile, but he doesn’t. My gut feel is they will be together for a while yet.
@Mama San:
Hi Mama San,
Your are right, if religious, everyone would be a sinner, I personally am an aethiest, but I believe everyone has to do or believe in what they have to to get by in this nasty old world. In my world there is good and bad – and she is very bad. JMO.
@meg:
Are you now saying that Brad is getting his cajones back because he hasn’t acted like a real man in the last four years? Are you in a relationship that means looking is the equal to “doing the wild thing” with another while still married? Loose morals are NOT a part of human nature. Pittiful loon.
@meg:
yes i’ve always been, and it’s really simplictive to say that all men or all women are the same. all men don’t have the devil in their pants. i use to be in the army so i’ve been able to observe a lot of men’s behaviour, and they may be joking around about girls without smoothness, but most of them were faithfull. and no, i’m not ugly, far from that, and trust me, we really were not many girls so in barracks we all are alive temptation. so i think i know what i’m talking about.
and i confirm, nobody is perfect, the proof is that you still post on a board that don’t like your fake idol.
@Liin:
You said it sister, she is very bad, to the ninth degree.
ITA, I think the power has shifted between the two, BP looks more into his game than his has lately, and AJ still look desperately clingy.
@Mama San:
Clingy – thats the word I was looking for, so from that, is it believed that he did tell her to get her ass to Cannes? Its just with that hearing in the Netherlands (i think, sorry if wrong) she was over in Europe anyway.
They look pretty together to me. Maybe they are drunk or something. Or maybe all of the reports of trouble in paradise are just crazy fights but they haven’t split. I don’t know, but they look like a couple in those pics.
The one thing I do questions is how we almost never get pics of parties like this. That is the one thing that makes it look like a pr set up. Since when do paps get into star parties? However, they look drunk and sloppy and hanging on each other.
@Liin:
That maybe true, about making her go to Cannes, but I still think that at least for now until all the dust is settled between them, they have obligations to abide by for their BRAND. IMO.
Good Morning…….These people don’t even look like the KNOW each other……their body language says that they’re strangers…….That nude color was a big mistake IMO…..She has n color but the blood red lips of a vampire…….
@Mama San:
Yes, I saw that one. He didn’t actually say he smoked, just “woke up with a smoking apparatus, don’t know what that’s about” or something along those lines. Good thing the nannies were on duty that day though
@Mama San:
well let’s be objective here, BP is a a-lister since what, 15 years or so ? AJ was know but she’s a star only since the rumors about pitt and her started so she has everything to loose. and like pickwick said on the previous post about her personnal experience, the second BP stopped loving her she lost all her power.
This page is all about hating Angelina Jolie. I guess that a woman that beuatiful, rich and successful AND together with Brad Pitt (Who she stole from another woman)! is a bit too much for some people.
I´ve seen a lot of other pictures from the same occasion in Cannes and in most of those pictures Angelina and Brad looks very much in love.
And by the way Angelina even looks pregnant to me.
@ all, does anyone else think that after yersterday’s interview on the Today show, Ann Curry has now officially crossed over to Brangeloonieville? I think she was drunk? JMO
@Canuck:
Don’t forget the 5 (!) empty wine bottles! I thought he said that line, not as an inhouse joke, but as a way to distance himself from the horrid reviews that film is getting. I think it will not do well. AND I couldn’t be happier thinking that!
@omgwtflol:
actually she’s after him on the pictures, more he does, in my opinion she’s afraid that he decides to stop, if she loses him, she loses everything. she needs him more than he needs her.
LMAO, I know , I went there ,I’m sorry, once in a blue moon , D-bag Perez has a dinger.
I haven’t seen this bit anywhere else, on the QT angle why he{BP} took the role.
@sama:
To me, she looks upset in the first picture where it looks like they’re about to kiss. Her brow is furrowed.
Later on in the series, he has his back completely turned to her. She is super animated talking to some one with her hand on his back. The next two photos she looks pretty drunk, but sometimes photos catch you in mid-blink and you can look toasted. Seems like BP always has a glass of water, not the usual beer bottle.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 7:49 am
@Mama San:
I’m just yanking your chain over Perez. It doesn’t surprise me that that’s how they decided to work together. QT is a party animal and a total goofball.
@DebFrmHell:
That occurred to me too. But I think he said it in an interview before he actually saw the film. Supposedly, this is the first time any of them had seen it, other than QT of course.
@Mama San:
Hmmm. Interesting. Perez is outlet for AJ PR. So even though they are lovey-dovey in Cannes, her minions have orders to start slinging the mud.
It really is a beautiful dress. I didn’t “get it” when I saw AJ wearing it. I think because she wore her hair down. But it really is a beautiful dress. Obviously the model and AJ have very different body types, so it looks different on AJ.
@stinky-inky:
Hiya stink ITA, your right some article that was posted yesterday made a ASSumption that he {BP} was drinking champange at the sit-down of the premier, it was later recalled that it was Perrier, IDT he’s drinking again, or at least I hope not until after he gets away from Gorgon, then he has something to celebrate. JMO.
That’s what it reminds me of exactly…….too far apart and absolutely no chemistry…..In all the pics I’ve seen not one spontanious moment of fun or love…@JinxyGal:
Look, IMO AJ isn’t any different than any other celebrity when it comes to PR famewhoring, they ALL do it and most likely they have to in some degree as it’s the nature of the business, its cutthroat and most of them have had to scratch and claw their way to the top. And Im pretty sure that AJ isnt the only wierdly dark, narcissistic, freakazoid in HW, if thats what you are then Hey go for it, no problems. My problem with AJ is the exploitation of her family for her own PR advancement. I really believe that she loves having babies because they love her unconditionally but when they grow up she will see them as competition. IMO if she really wanted us to believe her happy family spin then she would keep her word, take a couple years off to be a MOM, raise her family in a stable environment in ONE home, let them go to school and make friends and then come back after they are grown. I don’t particularly like Demi Moore but at least she did just that. She moved her children to Idaho, gave up her career to be a Mom, raised her girls outside the glare and influence of HW and then came back years later to start over in HW.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
i think the slit of the dress worn by the model was not high up to her waist. and there’s many layer of material around the waist. wonder why… maybe the material is sheer thin…
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
What Perez isn’t the hard hitting journalist that I took him for WTF? lol. @Constant Gardner:
Good call, trippin’ trippin, or X X X X Xcstasy!! @stinky-inky:
ITA, where else did that article come from ?
@Mama San:
it’s okay. i’ll get over it. i think.
the dress would be nice if she was wearing a bra, if it didn’t open so high on her thigh, and if it was another colour.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 8:06 am
@sheen:
I think because the model is super super skinny so the dress just hangs on her. On AJ it’s a little more snug. AJ has wider hips and waist compared to the model. That’s probably why the slit seems so much higher on AJ. It’s just a matter of different body types. I knew there was a reason it reminded of that green JLo dress; they’re both Versace. Very attention-getting dresses.
@chris:
Her dresses lately are a ill-fit for her. It is beautiful dress, but I would fire the seamstress or something, everything either hangs on her, or it’s not cut right for her figure, personally I think she looks like she’s playing dress-up with the big girl’s clothes.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 8:08 am
@Mama San:
Perez broke my gossip blog cherry. I won’t knock him too much. I had no idea what a blog was… nevermind a gossip blog. I saw an interview of him on a Spanish show and got curious. I went to his website and the rest is history. If it wasn’t for Perez’s site, I would not have found Dlisted.
As for the pics, its just another PR spin day in the world of the JP’s. They are ACTORS, they are putting on a show for the world to promote IB and the Salt. I believe Ian when he says they are split, this red carpet event is just like the others, done in the spirit of promoting the Brand.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
True that, if it wasn’t for PH, I would not have found IUC.
I started on his site too, but I could not take the viciousness that was directed at JA, or the brown-nosing on PH’s part.
@Mama San:
really ? i think she chose to wear it this way to look naked. that’s why it’s too tight on the skirt part and too broad on the top part. this way all we can see is her breast through the tissue.
@chris:
The upper part of the dress is too loose, it’s doesn’t hang well, she is not wearing a bra doesn’t help either, but this is not the type of dress not to wear a bra, I say it’s a fashion No-No.
The rest of it hangs beautifully, the color IMO would have been much more vivid and flattering to her skin color{zombie white} if it was a rose color, darker than a blush, JMO.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
I’m right there with you AFM. I found all my current gossip sites thru Perez’s site including IUC. I have totally abandoned his (Perez) site though. He is so one sided and I can’t stand the way he trashes people. Now I think Michael K is hilarious, just love him!
@Mama San:
She does look toasted in those pics to me as well. I think the whole dress thing is about her flaunting herself. Look at all the others who want me even if you don’t sort of thing. She looked eff’d up and ready to get nasty in my view (IMO). She’s pulling the already barely there dress back like “come on”. In another, he looks similar to the way you look when you’re pulling your child along. You know, in the store when they keep dawdling and you have to drag them down the aisles to get done.
@sinker:
ITA. @Vittorio:
She has the look of desperation, she is totally doing “the come hither” look, and as always they are never really looking at each other, in the eyes, there is a misfire with their body-language.
He almost has the look of humoring her, yes like an unruly child. I think at least in these pic’s she’s losing it, and she knows it.JMO
Definately appears to have had more “work” done on her face. One photo i saw of her reaching out to touch Brad’s arm showed a very thin arm, but with Flesh Hanging Off The Arm Bone from the wrist to mid arm. What the hell is that? Usually you only see that in a formerly obese person with a sudden huge weight loss…but on anorexic Angie? They are performing, it’s clear to anyone who is not locked into a certain mind set. Brad is bored beyond belief, Angie is bored beyond belief, neither is showing grand passion for the other, although Brad has a reputation for being a horny-dog, so perhaps he did relieve himself with her that night, IF she didn’t leave immediately as her two days off had already been three….over, done, finished. Nothing left between them, and we all know Angelina Jolie require excitement, adventure, risk.@Liin:
With her history of known drug abuse, and working in NYC time zone, then flying to Europe….isn’t there a huge time difference , like 7 hrs between EST and Canne? I think you are correct in the drug she appears to be on in these photos. She looks like she is totaly out of it, on remote control. Her body is there, but she left her brain in NYC@Mama San:
@chris:
Lol, a fashion no-no means , no, you don’t wear it , or no, you’re wearing it wrong , or no, it’s a fashion disaster. Anythig pertaining to making a mistake in fashion choices, clothes, colors ,accessories , things like that. Here in the states a fashion no-no, for example , would be wearing the color white before Memorial Day.
@Canuck:
lol, seriously, english is not my first language as you’ve all been able to notice, and i really don’t know what it means. i’m a little confused
@Patty anne:
Hiya Hon,
Yeah there is something up, I saw another pic’ of her and BP , from Germany { I think} a couple of years ago and she had the same look. I will find it to compare. JMO, she’s on something for sure. No one elses’ pupils in the room are dilated, it’s not the lighting either, she’s pale and looks sloppy, a half-assd attempt to look sexy. JMO .I’ll post it here in a few, brb, ciggy break.
I’d read a review saying it was the worst acting of Brad Pitt’s career…..said his phony southern accent, and set-in-concrete side jaw clench was cartoonish…..lol BOMB for sure@Kikumon:
@Patty anne:
She looked like a bitch in heat, lol, you maybe on to something, I was totally taken aback with her non-professionalism, he looked pained, like “Dear G-d, not you too”, JMo.
Deliberately i bet. Knowing full well that Brad is a sex addict….her ploy to try to get him “reintheused” with her sexual turn ons? Won’t work, once you fall out of love, it’s forever.@chris:
@chris:
I was joking… a fashion No-No is what happens when what you are wearing is NOT well put together, or too small, or you don’t have the right underclothes and you have lines all over the place because of it, or you have no underclothes and your shirt is transparent etc. A fashion mistake, a fashion error… having short heavy legs and wearing gladiator sandals.
@Mama San:
I suspect that it has to do with a military (British colonial) tradition. The police in Egypt have white uniforms in the summer and black in the winter.
Hi Everyone,
I’ve been reading this website for the last month, but this is my first time commenting. I’ve throughly enjoyed reading everyone’s comments and thought it was time to pipe up with my own. Re: Brad and Angie’s body language in the Cannes photos – several commenters upthread mentioned that Angie is the one making the overtures in the pictures, not Brad. I agree. For me the photos bring “Bennifer” to mind. Anyone remember their red carpet photos? Jennifer leaning into Ben gazing up adoringly into Ben’s eyes while he gazes off into the distance with hands in pockets. Ben always looked trapped to me and Brad gives off the same vibe.
@stinky-inky: Ruching hides a less than desirable stomach. My guess is that her stomach is flabby, and having chiffon pulled tight across it would look like sh@t! The most beautiful goddess and sexiest in all the world can’t have that, can she?!
@chris:
Here are the rules as I understand them: White-white is for summer. And in the US, that’s sort of defined between Memorial Day, May 31 or there abouts and Labor Day, the first Monday in September. So you don’t wear white-white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day. Then you take a break from whites for a while. Winter white (ivory) doesn’t have set dates, but I’d say from Thanksgiving (last Thursday in November) through February (as long as you’re not on a cruise). You can wear linen from Easter through Labor Day. You can velvet from November 1 through St. Valentines (February 14).
A few years ago there was a red carpet awards event in August. Many of the woman wore dark colored velvet, which was really rushing the season. One actress, I don’t remember who, wore a bright summer color in silk and I remember Tim Gunn calling out that her dress was the most appropriate for the season. Something like, “it’s still summer, people!”
@Chris -In those pics they look pretty lit up to me. Angie’s face looks like it’s been dipped in baby oil . But, don’t see where they appear to be a unhappy couple . Angie’s fivehead steals the show in those pics. LOL
omgwtflo- ITA . They definitely had too many glasses of Dom P. I have seen pics in the past of Colin Farrell and the cast of Alexander at a party, getting sloopy drunk . But, your right. I don’t see too many pics inside parties attended by celebs.
What are we suppose to be seeing in the pics Ian posted ? I did get a better glimpse of Angie’s heels .. I wonder if she’s wearing Christian Louboutin . I heart Chrisitan Louboutin !
I have to echo what someone else posted above. Since WHEN do papparazzi get into private parties for the stars of a film? Generally there is a no paps rule, because celebs want to be able to have private moments, to drink and act silly away from the prying lenses of the paps. Think about it, the ONLY time you ever see these types of pics are at the Oscars and they are sanctioned, posed pics with the stars acting very composed. There is a REASON these “lovey-dovey” drunken pictures of Brangie at the party desperately hanging on each other are splashed all over the internet. It is because it was PLANNED, they want us to see it, they want to keep their brand alive a little longer, to make money, or just to twist the knife in to Ian.
Sigh….as much as I hate to admit it….this site has been a total waste of time. They look very much together judging from the after party pics. Suckage.
@stinky-inky: Ha! You’re right, as compared to the model she looks so heavy in the middle. She is definitely apple shaped – gains all her weight in the middle and the arms and legs are very skinny. Most women are “pear” shaped. I think this is why she keeps herself so painfuly thin – bc if she didn’t she would have a gut.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 9:02 am
@Nicole:
I think we’re supposed to be seeing the lack of passion. In the “old days” (LOL) they were all over each other and practically humping on the carpet. In these photos (the middle one especially), they just look like blah. To be fair, there were a ton of photos taken.
@LurkeyLoo: I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet. Where there is smoke there is fire. There is a reason why almost every mag has been getting sources who have leaked there are major problems and/or they have split. And contrary to what the loons say, it isn’t just bc they sell magazines. These stories started in earnest over the past couple of months.
Also, look at Guy Richie and Madonna. Showing up together for the sake of his movie and her tour. They had split a year prior. Hollywood is full of fake posing between couples for the public – look at all the gay stars (Will Smith, TC, etc.) who act all lovey dovey when the cameras are around!!
@Nicole:
“What are we suppose to be seeing in the pics Ian posted ?”
The happiness is not exuding through your screen? The loved-up “so-glad-we-are-together” looks that they constantly share? Or maybe it is the come-on-bitch-there-are-cameras-around-so-we-must-put-on-a-show-for-the-unwashed-masses? There is more passion during spawning season in the cold waters of Alaska! LOL
@sama:
The first photo looks exactly like the beginning of the sex scene that mama san posted from MAMS.
So we know she can fake that look.
It’s over-the-top for a crowded room, and his body language says he’s not into it.
If it was real, he would be leaning into her; his body would be facing hers.
They look so stiff.
On other sites people say they look like wax museum specimens.
@Angie’s Fax Machine: Actually, I am too! And I do work out like a fiend to keep myself looking good, and I eat very carefully. I have never chosen to go the Angie route — a diet of drugs and starvation! She woudl really look so much better if she woudl get on a workout regimen, and build some muscle in her arms and legs and do cardio to keep her mid-section under control. Instead, she ends up looking like a bloated, malnourished refugee.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 9:08 am
@Nicole:
I tried to watch that movie, but could not get into it at all. I had heard so many good things about it; so I tried to watch it. I was like ‘I don’t get it’.
@they don’t look broke up to me:
I think you should believe whatever makes you happy and comfortable. If it gives you some measure of comfort and stability in your life that these two are together and happy, then you should just go with that.
The photo that you linked to says something a bit different to me. He is attempting to keep his body still, but he cannot keep his head from moving away.
Ahh the “old days “…I do remember seeing Brad’s hand firmly planted on Angie’s ass. If there is one back there. But, your right there were a ton of pics taken . The drunk pics show them being a bit more relaxed. JMO The “old days” got me thinking of Angie and BBT. Never any lack of passion there. Let it go Nicole ! lol
@Susanna:
She needs to take better care of herself.
After a certain age, skinny arms, skinny legs and a barrel stomach mean one thing: too much alcohol, not enough food. I used to see it all the time when I worked in restaurants. Well-to-do middle-aged women dressed to the nines, who would have three cocktails before the entree and then once you served the meal, they would just push the food around their plate. No appetite, except for the booze.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
That was a bad movie, but I just saw “The Village” and that was a doozy. I kept expecting the robot from Mystery Science Theater to comment.
In some ways it’s worse than “Manos Hands of Fate” because it was in earnest.
That M. Knight Shamalyan guy really needs to hire good writers and stop trying to do the writing himself.
I’ve heard that the “Lady in the Water” is worse, and “The Happening” is worse than that.
Oh, and “Inglourious Basterds” sounds like it’s going to take it’s place among these winners.
Right! That proves she’s losing muscle mass from her structure. A sure sign of aneroxia and/or drug abuse which replaces any hunger pains….@DebFrmHell:
@Susanna:
Being a pear isn’t any fun, either.
I work out, too, and still have a gigantic rear end.
Kim Kardashian makes hers look good, but I don’t know how she does it.
@pickwick:
I love MST3K! I miss MST3K so much!
The Village was just silly. The bad color! The bad color! I was howling.
I kind of liked Meet Joe Black. It was a remake of Death Takes A Holiday with Frederick March. I thought the interaction between Pitt and the girl’s fiance (he now plays P. Arquette’s hubby on Medium) was the best part.
@stinky-inky:
I got to thinking about what you are saying when you posted yesterday and I realized that you’re right.
I do think that the women I’ve known who are in their 50’s start really showing their alcohol use in their faces and their stomachs. Men, too. Bloated faces and bellies with very little fat.
But she’s early 30’s.
Do you think that’s a little young?
@Patty anne:
I agree, her face seems like it has had recent work, esp after some of those bad early photos off the Salt set. The body language is not good overall- Brad normally appears not interested apart from a few seconds here or there, when she clutches at him. Looks like they’re definitely on the way out. Have to say that she does potentially look preg though- but the ruching on the dress is certainly purposefully accentuating it. I think the pressure was really put on that she appear, plus it was a way to dispel some of the bad rumours from Salt.
Honestly, the neglect of the little kids is just jawdropping. Twins under a year old! When did Brad last see them? And Jolie working for months now. If she is preg again it is hands down the most selfish thing i have heard of. When do those twins get held by their mummy? ( yeah i know…maybe she isn’t the mum…but what if she is? Heartbreaking).
True Angie, and remember, she performed that same act on the red carpet with BBT….”we just had sex in the limo on the way here”…?? hanging on to BBT as if she’d fall on her face if she let go, gazing into his eyes adoringly, biting his earlobe for the cameras? It’s SHOWTIME!!!….lol@Angie’s Fax Machine:
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
he did worse than that movie, but he’s not that good in acting if you think about it, most of his movies that had success it wasn’t because of him. when i think at joe black i think about anthony hopkins, interview with a vampire : i wanted to slap him as hard as i wanted to slap angel in buffy, legends of fall: oh again anthony hopkins, seven : morgan freeman and kevin spacey, fightclub : edward norton, ocean’s 1-2-3 : clooney, and i could go on and on… he’s mostly very good at chosing his films and co-workers. but of course it’s just my opinion.
I’ll tell you what I think. I think she is definitely on something. Very dilated eyes and sweating up a storm. In several of those pics, the sheer is sticking to her skin, starting with the first one. Ever been around people on things like X. They get a layer of sweat over every inch of their body.
PARIS – French police say British actress Lucy Gordon, who appeared in “Spider-Man 3,” was found dead in her Paris apartment after apparently committing suicide.
An official with the Paris police headquarters says an autopsy has been ordered to determine the cause of death. The official said Thursday it appeared to be a suicide, but gave no details.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of police agency policy.
Gordon, 28, appeared in a dozen films, including as reporter Jennifer Dugan in “Spider-Man 3.” She portrays British singer and actress Jane Birkin in the upcoming biopic “Serge Gainsbourg (a heroic life)” by Joann Sfar.
@stinky-inky:
As soon as it started, I knew it was the present, because of the cut of the men’s coats! Adrien Brody was wearing a green velvet coat in a modern cut in the first scene.
And the attempt to write an in an old-English style was ghastly.
And the scene of Adrien Brody dressed like a porcupine/hedgehog laying at the bottom of the hole!!! What a hoot! Even he looked like he was laughing.
Nice that they wouldn’t let the strong Joaquin go into the woods for medicine but they send the blind girl! Her dad says he is ready to sacrifice everything. Except his own skin.
And all that It-who-can’t-be-named.
And the ridiculous explanation for why no jets (birds that can’t be named) flew overhead.
South Park should spoof it. Or the Simpsons.
Wow that was bad.
To quote one of my favorite comedienne’s Chris Farley, AJ reminds me of a “smelly pirate hooker”. @pickwick:
I’ll take some of that hienny off your hands hon, I lost mine after my son was born.
@pickwick:
She’ll be able to get away with it for a while. Then boom–40 hits! If she can’t resolve the body shape issues because she won’t eat right and exercise, there’s always surgical solutions, but that makes you look unnatural. In some of these photos, JA looks younger the AJ because she’s in better shape.
Hi everyone, I’m on for literally a second! But you have GOT to read these CRAZY ASS comments about AJ and BP here…they….are…..BEYOND…creepy!!!! I’m hoping it’s a sarcastic blog but I think these people are expressing honest feelings about these two….happy reading and laughing! One of my favorites is:
“Adam says:
When two Angels collides – you get Angie and Brad. All the best wishes for these two beautiful souls. Never let go of the one you love. All the best wishes. Adam “J” ”
@stinky-inky:
Perfect example of what drugs and alcohol can do to one who is older, Brigette Neilson comes to mind, she looks better now that she has kicked the habits and the work of a good plastic surgeon. She looked rough for awhile.
@rotorua:
I wonder if either of them have spent an entire day with the twins—just them and no nannies.
These babies won’t bond to them if they don’t spend time with them.
I’ve never really heard of having newborns and then just dropping them off for someone to take care of—well, aside from fairy tales when kings and queens did it because they were under a curse and wanted to hide their baby from a witch.
Her face is very puffy, in fact appears to be quite bloated as i am guessing her belly is also, therefore the rouching around the middle on that dress…an effort to hide the alcohol gut, and with the way the dress wrapped around her hips, trying to give her the effect of a waist as well. What might have been a gorgeous dress turned into a “Look at me! Don’t i look sexy and naked?” moment into a joke all around. She’d have been better off in her Hague suit, or the black leather pants and shirt get up. The flesh colour drained all colour from her skin tone, the hair colour was weird, and her hair is thinning badly….anorexia? The blood red lips were so out of place in a nude dress. All in all, she gave the appearance of someone who had no idea they would be walking a Red Carpet and had to settle for what dress was available at the time.@liuno:
@CC:
I’ve had a rough night.
I think I’ll pass on the angie-love.
But thanks for warning me!
If it’s any consolation, some popular gossip blogs are starting to get negative comments directed toward these two. I thought the day would never come.
I can’t decide what was worse “Lady in the water” or “The village”. My friends and I went to see LITW an I should have known better that it would be lame. But, I dragged them to go see it anyway. I kept thinking “when are we gonna get to the scary stuff” ? When the movie was over people were throwing popcorn and cursing becasue that’s just how dumb it was .
@CC:
Hiya hon, I know your only here for a sec, one thing about the article, I usually believe people should work it out, but in this case I don’t think they should and IMO it would be better for the kids for them to split up.
@chris:
Seven–Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey were typically amazing. But that scene at the end where BP opens the box and goes from rage/vengeance to despair/collapse and back again a few times convinced me he could really act.
@Patty anne:
Patty-anne, I’m with you. I’m stuck on her bloated face. Her cheekbones are gone and her face is round. Someone mentioned plastic surgery gone wrong and maybe that’s a possibility. Maybe thyroid? IMO, something is wrong physically.
She needs a doctor.
Maybe she has been on prednesone? Doesn’t that give you a moon face and bloating?
@Nicole:
Throwing popcorn? That’s bad. I’m going to have to see it for a bad movie night. Along with Lindsey Lohan’s stripper movie “I know who killed me”. They need to bring back the guys from MST3K for these movies!
I read that people are walking out of “Inglorious Basterds” at Cannes.
@Patty anne:
I noticed all the sweating. Something is really wrong with her IMO.
Why don’t they get her to a doctor?
The weight loss, the sweating, the moon face, the hair loss and fading, the bloating.
@pickwick:
funny, really, but kings and queens actually used to send their children to be raised away from the court. and our minister of justice rachida dati came back 3 days after giving birth, so much for all the women that fought for the right to maternity break.
@stinky-inky:
he can, but most of the time, he doesn’t. in my opinion for that scene he had an epiphany or they put the corpse of his dog/cat in the box !
Oh Jeez, HELP, totally off topic, I knocked over a candle and got red wax on the carpet{IT’S BEIGE], does anyone know how to get this shit up? I cannot believe I did that,lol I can always blame it on the kids, or the ghost “NotMe”.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 9:50 am
@chris:
It was supposed to be Gwyneth’s head in that box. That’s why he goes nuts. It was the seventh deadly sin and Kevin Spacey was the sinner. I forget what it was… Envy I think. Kevin Spacey was envious of Brad Pitt and Gwyneth’s love in that movie.
watched a cannes video of red carpet. JMO: all AJ / BP arrival, photo ops, everything very planned, very organized, very business-like. Quentin probably did not want the “where’s AJ” to over-ride the rest of the party. AJ was in her place and more than just BP made it happen. must have been some business negotiation that made that happen. and she did look very sweaty and very stiff.
It was pretty bad. I was so disappointed in MKS. Something told me “IngloriousBastards” would be a snoozefest.
I can’t bare the courage to rent Lilo’s stripper movie. How bad could it be ? lol
@Patty Anne and Pickwick- think I will settle for another Ocean’s movie ! What number are they on now ? Twenty ? lol
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
“Once they reach the outskirts, a van appears and Somerset stops it. The driver claims someone paid him $500 to deliver a box at this place and time. As Somerset opens the box, he recoils in horror from what he sees inside. As he screams to Mills and instructs him not to listen to Doe, Doe admits to Mills that he admires Mills’ life, to the point of growing jealous of his wife and the love they share. He states that he tried to “play husband” with Tracy that day but it didn’t work out and he took a souvenir instead: “her pretty head”. It was Doe’s plan that Mills kill him, as he was guilty of ENVY. He also reveals to Mills that Tracy was pregnant. Mills, despite the pleading of Somerset, is too shocked into tears by his wife’s death and the knowledge that she was pregnant and empties his gun into Doe. Mills, by killing Doe in vengeance, comes to embody the sin of WRATH.”retrieved May 21, 2009- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/synopsis
YES! These series of photo really make that obvious! Her black eyes, totally dialated by drugs, her excessive sweating although she is extremely skinny, wearing a very thin dress and others in heavy suits are not showing one bead of sweat?…These photos are evidence for Pitt in a custody dase imo@liuno:
@chris:
Granted he’s not DeNiro. I think someone mentioned this a fews days ago about Sleepers. The scene where Jason Patric tells DeNiro’s priest about all the horrors and abuse the kids endured. You see DeNiro go through a range of emotions–from disgust to sympathy to anger–but it all happens in his eyes.
@liuno:
The thing about what AJ needs to understand about her image, not everyone likes her, and there are going to be the few pap’s that will get the “real” shot, the candid ones, that IMO she will not be able to control or spin her way.
@Patty anne:
And they are in a room filled with their peers. She is no longer in controll. That’s bad because for the most part controll is what she’s been strong with.
@Patty anne:
ITA, forget my dislike for her, say I never even saw this woman, no bias, I come across these pic’s and IMO I would still say she ’s on something. Shes’ rolling on X, JMO, or crank, which can be snorted, not just smoked. She’s HIGH, HIGH, HIGH!!! As always JMO.
@Mama San:
So true. It’s my opinion her following are down to just the “fans”. No what I mean? Perhaps there were other reasons Brad insisted she be there. ???? Granted he couldn’t be sure about her behavior or maybe he could.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
I have to admit there are a few movies I like of BP’s , “Fight CLub” is another one, I cannot stand his “fluff” roles, “LOTF” and “Meet Joe Black”, I had to stop watching MJB because BP acting like a doofus, eating peanut butter for ‘Death’s first time made me hate peanut butter, he is so awful in that movie. Blecch!
Se7en was crazy, smart and disturbing my fave’ type of movie.
Yeah, but AJ’s has that weird section of fabric gathered across her tummy – looks much btter w/o it in my opinion. Of course, either way the dress looks better w/o AJ in it for sure
@liuno:
Good call, BP maybe smarter than he looks, set-up, maybe?
Bottom line, I know a user when I see one, a pooper, crack-head, doper, smoker{midnight toker}, it’s like an unspoken language between users, and yep how I know, I am an advocate of the “green,#1.
#2 , I’ve worked in the club scene, believe you me, you know. As always JMO.
hi everyone,
i found this article written about Brangie Feb 2009. A light finally went off in my head. I asked Ian last night why are these 2 still together if they indeed are done. I think this article explains allot of it. They are no longer individuals, they have morphed into a brand. The brand is the “uber family” do good samaritans that can do it all. Fly around the world spreading their magic while picking up some orphans along the way. IMO It is all about the IMAGE, the carefully crafted image. If the couple breaks up what happens to the brand, the image? IMO that is why AJ and BP POSED for all of the pap pictures in Cannes. http://www.welt.de/english-news/article3247900/Brad-and-Angelina-get-on-everyones-nerves.html
@Susanna:
I have never seen pictures of the after-party and you know they knew they were being photgraphed. It was definitely planned and part of the PR machine. They are such posers…
In all the pictures I’ve seen, she looks like she is desperate for his attention and he is completely uninterested in her. I don’t think she’s that good of an actress. I think he is leaving her and she is falling apart. Otherwise, why would she look so haggard and horrible. If she were the one in control, she would be glowing, not sweating.
@Mama San:
Yes Mama I know what you mean; you know one when you see them. Mannerisms, movements speak loudly for themselves. Let’s say Brad’s getting HIS head together, coming out of the clouds. For six beautiful children I hope so.
Angelina looks stoned and just “there”. Brad looks like he’s not into her. I never did see the appeal of this couple and used to enjoy reading People magazine before it became obvious they have been up Brangelina’s (especially Angelina’s) arses for a while now. It’s sickening.
@Patty anne:
Dang – she looks panicked – she is saying ‘Get me out of here” and he is saying, “You stay until I tell you to go bitch!” Yikes, what a happy loving couple – NOT!!!
@ceegee:
“If she were the one in control, she would be glowing, not sweating.”, ITA, with this added point, if she was truly in love and happy, she would not be sweating either, nor have an issue with control in a relationship, JMO.
Google Hints from Heloise and I bet there will be something to do. I think you are supposed to use ice to make it harden and then scrape off what you can, but I don’t know the rest…and of course it it RED, never fails, does it, the hardest color to deal with!
@pickwick: I love, love, LOVE MST 3000!!!! Manos Hands of Fate….I cried with laughter! Lady in the Water was the abslute WORST movie!!!!!! So was the Village!
@liuno:
Good point, IMO from looking at these pic’s, IDT he is under the influence of anything, drinking included, if anything he looks tired, but together, this is business IMO to him, he’s getting the job done at a minimal.
I agree with @Jaguar: too, that he is not interested in her. After party pictures seem to be more candid IMO, than the staged photo’s for red carpet and such.
@too curious:
I know, lol, I would knock over a red candle, it might as well have been a black one. TY for the tip, I was going to cut it out with scissors, I think I’ll try the ice first. , ha, ha.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover of ‘People’ magazine following the birth of their twins
You can’t even take their meek complaints about being followed by paparazzi seriously anymore. Even when there is no photographer present, Brad grabs the camera and takes a couple of happy-snaps of Angelina breast feeding for a U.S. fashion magazine. Are there any photos like that of Johnny Depp’s children?
I thought the point about Johnny Depp was a very good one. He would NEVER do this to his kids. He talks about them, but I’ve never even seen a photo of them up close. There was one snap from a street away once when he was with his partner and kids.
I’m sure he’s thinking of their privacy and the possibility of getting some crazy kidnapper focused on them.
Can you IMAGINE Johnny Depp selling photos of his kids to People for millions of dollars?
@LurkeyLoo:
I’ve GOT to see “Lady in the Lake” now. That’s two people here who’ve told me it’s bad.
I love to have a bad movie night with the family.
I remember that some woman who had worked for years for the movie studio where Shamalyn (sp?) worked got fired for daring to make notes that he needed to make changes on “Lady in the Water”. She has been proven correct, but I doubt that is much consolation after losing your job.
Guess nobody is allowed to give that guy any input.
It’s a relief to see some reporters printing the facts and the truth of a situation without giving up their integrity to kiss ass to a pair of narcissistic child buyers. Loved this article! And it hits the nail on the head! @TobyKat:
Very true. Angie is used to being the one in power, the one other’s feared. She is little more than a characture of what once was, now a joke, rediculous joke. The cracks are showing, soon the Brand will crumble into a pile of doo doo no one wants to step in@liuno:
Gawd! You are right! Since the Academy Awards show to now (Canne Film Festival) she has changed in appearance 1,000%! Her face has ballooned into a moon shape, and seems as if her entire head is now twice normal size, aka…Bobble Head toy…yes. Her fivehead is three times wider and taller, her skin is like dipped in Crisco…huge square jaw in a round moon face….holy cow….what happened??@liuno:
@stinky-inky:
to me, an actor is supposed to make me believe the story, i mean, he needs to make me forget who he is and only see the character. de niro does that if you except that last awfull movie with pacino. another who does that is mads mikkelsen. i saw what, five or six movies with him, he’s an entire different person every time. to me THAT is acting. there are too many people in HW who are just playing themselves over and over. i’m not impressed. acting is a gift, we have an expression here that you can translate by “there are a lot of wanabe but a few elected”
Wasn’t there supposed to be a blockbuster this week?
I agree with the poster who said that the Ann Currey interview was very telling. I think it’s hard to judge the status of their relationship by looking at the photos. In some of the after party photos they look close. You wouldn’t know they were seeing other people. And in other photos they look miles apart from one another. But again, some couples become less touchy feely the longer together so it’s hard to read anything into them. I would like to know if Brad was drinking at the after party. I doubt they got laid. Especially if they are seeing other people.
EPIC FAIL. Can’t wait until Cannes 2010 when they will STILL be together, and the same handful of self-proclaimed experts here will STILL be insisting that it is all an act while psychoanalyzing their every expression from a couple random still photos.
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
@Mama San: there are a couple of things you can do, depending on what kind of carpet you have – it it’s nylon based (did it melt when the wax hit it?) apply ice to harden it and then use a knife to scrape off as much as possible, then take layers of paper towel and an iron on low to blot up what’s left – check frequently to make sure you are not melting the carpet.
The Daily Mail wrote this article with detset imo, the title tells you that-’the award winning display of affection” + best acting job of their careers. lol, just as IAN said.
Next, they later added the pic of Brad on the sofa with the other woman kind of mocking Ang, “go get your man”
Event Coordinators ae allowed to have photographers take pics in the parties, and then they must sign in blood to never release them to the public in case a star is scratching their butt, picking their nose, or snorting a line, just the way it goes. Total BS that these pics are out and I can not believe anyone would believe they are the real deal. The first picture alone is funny, it reminds me of the one on 2007 when she was dressed as big bird on the red carpet and she went in to fix his tie and he pulled back like she was going to hit him, same body language. Look at her face, lol, her limp arm, is that the Jolie we know? Hell no. Whos is your Daddy now, well Braddy was that night. “Behave little girl, or I will ruin you”
lmao, bet she never thought she would get a taste of her own viciousness. Coming around Angie darling, those chickens are roosting. Brad looked in contol to me, not like he was drinking, but could have been.
Her face, night and day from when she was in Amsterdam to these pics, what happened in just 48 hours? She met them at the restaurant for dinner, so that was her arrival. Brad did not pick her up. Bet she did not expect to sit down and have to stare at that gold chain around his neck all night. Now she has moved on, so does her heart care, I doubt it, but her ego sure as hell does, she knows there are going to be pictures. I would bet they were fighting, she was in a emotional meltdown and that is why she is drugged out , sweating like a pig, and pancaked out to try and hide it. Hmmm, let’s see, back in 2004 at Cannes, Brad and Jen were there, and so was Jolie. Jen was seen crying, why, because Ocotopussy was not humble enough to keep it under wraps according to those who were there. Gee, again it is coming around the tracks…something she knows about..the tracks I mean.
Enough of this silly PDA, who was the mysterious woman he had dinner with? Who is he involved with that had to stomach this crap?
@pickwick:
i respectfully disagree. i find that pacino only plays pacino, at least since the movie with keanu reeves (sorry but i don’t know the english title “the devil’s associate” maybe ? i just translate the french title). no matter if he plays good guys or bad guys, he always plays them the exact same way. i don’t mean to offend you in any way, espacially if you’re a fan, but that’s how i feel about him. the only movie i liked since the one with reeves and theron is insomnia. but il was more because of the story. don’t get me wrong, i truly enjoyed a lot of BP’s movies too, but never because of his work. but as you know, we’re all different, we all love different things and that’s a good thing.
@Kate:
“Hmmm, let’s see, back in 2004 at Cannes, Brad and Jen were there, and so was Jolie. Jen was seen crying, why, because Ocotopussy was not humble enough to keep it under wraps according to those who were there. Gee, again it is coming around the tracks”
Brilliant woman! Do you think that’s what he meant by “on track”? Was derailed for a while, and is now on track again. Nice symmetry if it is a Cannes 2004 through Cannes 2009, isn’t it?
@chris:
Give me Depardieu or Jean Reno any day. Those guys could do whole films without ever speaking a word.
By the way, did anyone else notice that she didn’t get her highlights touched up beforehand? She’s got about 6 weeks of roots showing. And as Constant Gardener or maybe Mama San (someone here anyways) pointed out, no manicure either. Hardly the actions of someone who gives a shit, or perhaps someone who didn’t plan on coming.
@Canuck:
I think he is definitely done with he and he is on a new plan, Brad is a planner, and once he executes it he goes with it full force, just like he did when he left Jen. Hell, even wacko Lainey could see through this. Notice the comments about who got into the party, and who the Pitt Porn makes happy–case in point, Brad is wheeling and dealing, just not on the golf course he holds so much contempt for.JMO
Lainey-
It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering.
This is the show they put on last night.
A show in colour. The Jolie loves colour in Cannes. Bright yellow, bright green, last night it was pink. Looks more nude and muted in photos but in person this Versace had some pop. She had some pop. From head to toe. No conservative black. Instead, gauzy, drapy, sexy, and a very naughty slit.
Someone was sending a message: Brad Pitt is not leaving this.
And he didn’t.
Even while she waited graciously as he posed for cast photos, dutifully playing the supportive partner, he seemed to look back always to check, then as soon as he was done with his Basterd colleagues, he’d return right away to take her hand. And then all the usual moves: whispers, giggles, giddy smiles at each other… they brought out the A game.
PS. Do you see Angie’s fullback underwear line? Hee.
PPS. The dress is not a favourite. Hate the shoes. But it’s a departure for her. Let’s take it.
Once inside the palais, while completely stopped because of the backlog (everyone else had waited just inside to watch their arrival), she stood in front of him with his arms around her waist, and his chin on her right shoulder, and she was laughing because his stubble was tickling, her hands on top of his hands on top of her belly, as he was overhead saying – we need a drink! So they drank!
After the premiere it was off to the afterparty. Super tight security. Sniffing dogs all day around the venue, his people personally approved every single name on the list, they had the last word above Weinstein, above everyone, they were brought through the underground tunnel, and they stayed long, longer than anyone expected, not leaving until around 2am. Which is late for them. The Brange don’t normally linger very long.
But the kids are not here. And it was a free night. And while I don’t have children, I’d imagine, if there are 6 of them, you take advantage of the free night. You stretch the free night as far as it’ll go. Hell yes.
@Canuck:
for depardieu i’d say that not speaking could only make the film better. and reno it really depends on the movie. i’m sorry, i know i’m supposed to defend them with my teeth and nails because we’re from the same country but most of the french actors suck. they act in movies like if they were on stage and that’s a very different work. they also are really bad at “doubling” (i really hope that’s the right word) at least for tv shows, that’s why my husband and i watch most of them in english. the doublage kills most of them. csi is well down, so does house (except for the way they prononce house, it kills me each time) but they totally ruin shows like bones (it looks like it’s the same actor who makes all the voices, and he does it with no intonation at all), or the big bang theory (they don’t sound too smart, they sound like dumb & dumber), or supernatural (they gave jensen ackle the voice of a 14 years old… it kills most of what’s hot in that boy) and i could go on, and on… they also censure the dialogues when they translate, so friends for exemple is really better in its original version. in france we had two versions of friends, the one for the public channel, and the one for the cable that was less censured. for movies they’re better, but we go more and more often watch them in subtitled english, like ocean’s thirteen for the american cultural references that are always changed in the translation, or like juno. the trailers are usefull to see wich ones are good in french or not. but like i said, we all love different things but at least, we’re plain in disliking the brange LOL
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Party Until 1:45 a.m. in Cannes
Thursday May 21, 2009
May 20, 2009
Celebrityvibe.com CelebNews@Usmagazine.com! – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Party Until 1:45 a.m. in Cannes ShareThisAfter the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were ready to celebrate.
See more photos of stars who can’t get enough of each other.
The couple arrived at Baoli — a club on the beach by the Croisette in Cannes, France — at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday, shortly after director Quentin Tarantino and costars, Mike Myers, B.J. Novak and Diane Kruger, who arrived with boyfriend, Joshua Jackson.
Pitt and Jolie were flanked by eight bodyguards — who, at times, linked arms to form a chain around them — as they held court in the VIP section.
Look back at Brad and Angie’s most romantic moments.
Although the couple appeared affectionate in photos and remained at each other’s side, the source tells Us they spent most of the night chatting up their fellow guests.
As servers dressed in World War II army gear passed around drinks, Jolie was “laughing and smiling and enjoying her conversations,” a source at the party tells Usmagazine.
See Brad and Angie’s family album — including adorable photos of their baby twins.
“Brad was also smiling, but not laughing,” the source tells Us. “He looked tired … he seemed more reserved than Angelina.”
Meanwhile, Tarantino remained at the opposite end of the “French Parisian” party, which was lit up with tiki torches.
“He spent a lot of time dancing on the dance floor by himself,” the source says. “They played lots of cheesy party music as well as popular songs from his movies like Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction.
Although the source tells Us the fete was less glamorous than the actor’s Cannes party last year, Pitt and Jolie didn’t leave the club until 1:45 a.m.
@Kate:
Fuck, he doesn’t like golf? Dirtbag!!! LOL
I mostly noticed that it’s unlikely that a paparazzi would get in without being authorized first. So who took those pix?
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
@chris:
I love Depardieu, he’s larger than life and that’s not a crack at his weight. Hell, he even made those spaghetti commercials irresistible and he didn’t say a word. He talks with his eyes in a way that few actors manage. Reno, not to the same extent, but he’s got presence, charisma. Neither of them are beautiful, but they both manage to take over the screen when they are on it.
As for the “doublage”, dubbing in English, there are a lot of things that do get censured, I remember seeing a Nicholson film and reading the English subtitles and thinking “that’s not quite what he said!” At the same time, they do a much much better job at dubbing than in North America where usually the mouth is still moving by the words have finished 5 seconds ago. Not perfect and there are a lot of cultural things that don’t translate well. Les Visiteurs bombed in Quebec even though it’s the same language because they don’t have the whole aristocratic/bourgeous framework which was the base of most of the jokes.
Anyways, I’ve made it a rule that if it’s a book or film that came out in French, then that’s what it gets read/seen in if at all possible. Ditto for English, there are a lot of nuances that don’t carry over from one language to another.
Sorry Ladies, LT crapped out on me @Deeca:
I liked “the Sixth Sense ” too, it reminded me of Hitchcock films, I think with MNS he tried to hard to be clever. I saw his latest “The Happening”, I like Mark W., especially in “The Departed”, he couldn’t save this thin -ass rip off IMO of the film {”Day of the Triffards”}, he borrowed to much, plants killing people, he could have done it better. @Different Guest:
Thank you for the tip, I am going to try them all, I’m just too lazy at the moment , I had to take the trash to the landfill, and man is it hot TODAY.
and lol, yes AJ is what I call a party pooper. Her career , body ,butter-face, all in the pooper, JMO.
Crying all night would balloon up her face, however, her eyes would be mere slits. Excessive water retention would do it, but why just her face? I’m as shocked as the rest of you, the difference between the very put together, attractive looking Angelina at The Hague and one day later Angelina at Canne is like twins; one evil, one good…..She definately was NOT into being at Canne.@liuno:
I kind of got the impression that she was trying to do a ’summertime’ look. Minimal makeup, nude colors, and highlights. Her hair has really thinned out a bit. I figured she had got rid of the extensions. Other than that, I didn’t see anything wrong with her. To be honest, I think I liked her better during this event than any other I’ve ever seen. She didn’t try to upstage the other actors and that smug look was gone.
@Canuck:
“there are a lot of nuances that don’t carry over from one language to another.”
i totaly agree with that. but i have to say that the origin of the book or the film doesn’t influence the way i look at it. films, tv shows, books can come from any culture, if i like the summary, i’ll read/see it. and by the way, i’ve laughed a lot watching le coeur a ses raisons, especially the scene with becky’s answering machine.
Angie's Fax Machinesaid on May 21st, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@Kate:
I love this post. What a difference 5 years and 5 children make. I just wonder where Jen is hiding . I wonder if there’s a Pollo Loco in Cannes LOL
@Kate:
Hiya Kate
” And then all the usual moves: whispers, giggles, giddy smiles at each other… they brought out the A game.”
I will say this much to Lainey , she got this part right,.. usual moves, and A game,….. can I get an Amen.
@Mama San:
Could be. Her face looks very different, but aside from the bloatedness, I’m having a hard time pinning it down.
@backalleyknees:
Monica Belucci is head and shoulders above AJ, even though they have the same sort of general allure. Belucci is stunning yet doesn’t come across as a man-eater, is obviously at ease with herself and her attractiveness in a way that AJ is not and probably never will be. She’s got that Sophia Lorenish thing going where she’s a full blown seductive woman who has no fear of that and doesn’t need to compete with anyone to prove it.
So IAN…..any word on Jennifer Aniston now that she’s been given time off her movie set due to “exhaustion”?? The timeing makes one wonder…..did she not want to be easily attainable in NYC during the big moment of Angie and Brad at Canne? or, some rumor says she’s prego and not feeling well, or did she fly to Canne to be with Brad secretly? We never did get the big blockbuster from Jennifer’s side of this story…
@chris:
I meant that if generally I try to read it/see it in VO if I can. Maybe it’s just me, but the same English written book in English that makes me cry, won’t in French. Stephen King doesn’t scare me in French, but he sure does in English.
@Canuck:
about belucci i’ll add that she didn’t run to her surgeon to hide the fact that she’s more than 40, she didn’t seem less confident when she took weight, and she stopped acting for something like 2 years (i think i’m not sure about the duration) when she had her daughter. and here, where she works a lot and is really really really famous, we don’t see her in our mags unless she has a movie to promote. she seems to be a private person.
@Canuck:
okay, i didn’t understand you well, i admire you for the reading, it’s more difficult for me to read english than to hear it, don’t ask me why !
oh and still about belucci, i forgot to say that i find she ages really gracefully but i can’t say anything against her, she looks just like my mom ! (yes, i do have a very beautifull mom, who is very classy too)
@Patty anne:
I wonder where Jennifer is in all this also. Ian has always maintained that Brad and Jen are not getting back together but I have noticed that he does post about Jen and Brad getting back together so who knows.
@Patty anne:
Derailed was a movie JA made right after or during the divorce. I remember seeing an interview with her and Clive Owen on Larry King. JA and CO kept trying to talk about the movie and LK kept asking her about BP and AJ. It was still a very touchy subject. She never lost her cool and I remember the look on Clive Owen’s face was amazement that she could hold it together as well as she did. He seemed to be thinking, “I don’t know how she’s doing it.”
IMO they “got back together” the night of the dinner. I think, the red carpet and what followed, is a result of what took place the night before. It will take time for Brad to finally break the bond that keeps him coming back, as she will try to lure him back, over and over. The seductress tactic is a powerful one and one she obviously knows very well. I’ll bet that when she had him alone, she started kissing him as if nothing ever happened. That’s what it looked like to me in the “kissing” photos at the restaurant or wherever it was. It will be only a matter of days before there is a major blow up again, and they will be apart again. It’s a really crazy cycle. In reality, Brad is stuck until he finds the strength to finally walk away for good. But it is tough and very painful, especially with kids involved. In a spiritual sense, Brad is in “bondage” because you are a slave to that which controls you. Been there, done that. JMO.
@cuze:
if she knows it’s just for pr, she may have been watching it with popcorn just to see how the future-ex handdles it. or maybe she’s here, posting, maybe she’s keen, or kate, or maybe she’s… you ! for sure she’s not me, i’d sail my soul to have her body without having to workout and eat everything i want (i’m just kidding, angelina, if you read this, don’t come take my soul) lol
@Mama San:
She’s playing a blonde for her part in Salt, so maybe the eyebrows were lightened for that. And lighter, thinner eyebrows would make one look older. Her face is puffy though, the laugh lines a little too pronounced for 33 years, and she’s a little jowly in some of those pix. But then, lighting is everything. Maybe the whole look–dress, hair, make up–was thrown together in a hurry, as some have speculated. But I think the hard-partying life of drugs, sex and rock and roll is catching up to her.
Do any of you remember the interview he gave where he didn’t want to talk about his family because he thought it trivialized them, and because when people know too much about you, you can’t do your work in movies because they will always see you as Brad Pitt, not the character he is in the movie?
@backalleyknees:
Are you talking about the interview he gave with Ann Currey in November last year. He was on location with her talking about the MIR foundation. Yes, he did say he didn’t want to talk about his family.
@cuze:
I think it was before that. That interview was the “I;m playing this close to the chest”. I want to say it was around the time of Shiloh’s birth…I’m trying to find it inbetween work phone calls.
@TobyKat: Thanks for the link. Very interesting article. I never really thought about them in such a concrete, lucid way — until recently. The way in which the article was written was so concise, organized, and to the point. Excellent perspective. I do wonder, however, if the initial baby (S) pics were done not just for $, but also because TomKat were also courted by media to see/sell pics of “their” (or at least K’s) own “S.” A very quiet competition exists between BP and TC. (More on TC’s end to BP.)
@backalleyknees:
He mentioned in the interview with Ann Curry..”there’s some things I’d like to keep close to the chest”. Other than that I have no idea what other interview he said that in.
@backalleyknees:
Ok, but they got home at about 2 am after a long dinner and after her having flown into Amsterdam and personally managing the war crimes trial before flying into Nice. She must have been doing some sort of stimulant to manage to stay awake after all of that, or she’s superwoman.
@Canuck:
oh absolutely! but I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to work her snatch magic on him the night before. She looks effed up in a lot of those photos. She has the thousand yard stare people get when they are high on an amphetamine.
@cuze:
I can’t find it. I swear it was before Shiloh was born. I think the tabs were running stories around that time of them disagreeing on their exposure level. He didn’t like it at all. He thought it could ruin your career because you become so oversaturated in the market that no one wants to see you on screen when they see you on the cover of magazines every day. I am so annoyed that I can’t find it. Maybe it was with Diane Sawyer? IDK. What jogged my memory was when a critic was discussing “State of Play” and how BP was originally supposed to play Russel Crowe’s character but one reason they cut him is because they knew the viewers wouldn’t be able to see BP as a lonely shlump who didn’t have a whole lot going on in his life and being jealous of an MP who had a beautiful wife/life. The Beast that is The Brand got out of control awhile ago and IMO will be the end of their lucrative careers.
@sama:
bb14. I think this would be their best performance yet, he looks drunk to me his eyes look glassy, and in a lot of the shots he has a glass in his hand as for her she looks crap anytime.
It really would’ve been so much easier for her not to have gone. I think they would’ve gotten more sympathy if Brad had said something along the line of “She’s busy filming Salt and was gracious enough to let me come here for my professional duties while she stays at home with our kids who we love so much blah blah blah”. Why was it so important for her to be there? IMO they both played this in a way that’s bad for business. They could’ve dropped a line to the press that she wasn’t going to be there before the festival even started. They both feed on the insanity in a strange way. Actually, in a narcissitic way for sure.
@Frida:
bb14. Ange has been pregnant that many times this year no-one can keep up with her. Pregnancy is when you show her bumps go up and down with every picture you see her in. JMO
@Kate:
“PS. Do you see Angie’s fullback underwear line? Hee.”
oh lainey… this is the tack of pointing out her flaws before someone else does. in this case, before we mention that she’s wearing her butt pads again.. JMO
@ KATE, lol, love your description. They cant even act well enought to look in love. At E we all called that they would make out and pretend to be together but they sure wont win an Oscar for tht one.
Is this invasion of loons or the one thats left with multiple personalities and names? Thats what they do at E as well, silly loons.:p
@ Section 9 – you think she had a cheek job like Jenna? We always debate this.
@ TobyKat – you hit the nail on the head there my friend – its all about perpetuation of the brand for as many profitable months as it has left. Celebs suffer in the credit crunch too, now is not the time to be dissolving the world’s most successful couple brand. They’ll milk it for a few more million dollars yet, no question.
@ Kate – exactly – films are now being sold on the myth of Brangelina. If everyone’s making the $$$$ who cares if they’re really together or not. If I was investing in or producing a film, I sure as hell wouldn’t. Just as long as they show up, look purdy, act hot for one another (or hot enough for the masses to buy it) and stick to the script. All is well, we’re all making money and we can all retire to our respective multi-million dollar compounds and count our pennies now can’t we? Bingo.
I must admit that there has been a change in the reporting of this red carpet outing.
Lots of references to “acting” like they are in love and putting on a “show” of their love. Lots of fubtle references that, whilst the writers are follwing the line, they do not altogether believe the relationship anymore.
@Mama San: Another way to get wax out of a carpet (or any material except silk), is to use a hot iron. Place a thin crappy (but clean) rag over the wax, then place the iron over it and iron for a moment. The wax usually adheres to the rag/material and, voils! All is gone.
@ Different Guest – I don’t know, I had a quick look at a London free paper today and it said there appearance quashed any rumours of a split, the media seem still to be pandering to them, I’ve not read any other accounts of it yet though, the public appearances don’t interest me that much. I had a quick look at Grazia magazine and it had AJ in that old yellow Cannes dress on the cover. The inside story was hilarious. Said Ange had a meltdown about BP’s meeting with JA and ended up throwing things at him like the kids’ toys, kitchen utensils and ancient wooden wall carvings(?!) in rage while shouting “stupid, stupid, stupid”!!!! I was laughing my ass off, can you imagine Ange in a furious rage throwing kids toys, spatulas and wood carvings at Brad without even uttering one swear word??? It was ridiculous! And it was the typical of course Ange knew that nothing could possibly have happened but she was just angry with him that it would look that way to other people. So she’s determined to turn up at Cannes and say he’s mine etc etc. Its this bizarre little triangle story they use all the time to explain every thing that happens. Its like the PR thinks that the public will only understand things in relation to it. It also mentioned the Morton book and how Ange had her lawyers on to it and was determined to keep her private life as private as possible. There was something about her maybe having had some sort of sex dungeon in a former home and a cupboard full of sex toys. The mention of Morton and the supposed contents of the book make me think she might be in on it. Plus it seems to very much be focussing on her life before Brad, maybe to deflect stories of what she’s been up to lately and keep plugging the “reformed character” image. Just a theory.
My other thought re: Brange putting on a show of togetherness for a while longer yet, was wondering if this could have been instigated and forced by Brad so he and Jen can figure out whether they want to get back together or not without the media glare on them? It would buy him the space and privacy he needs to keep it all on the downlow and keeps up appearances for business purposes. Just another theory!
@Keane:
Can you really see Angie putting up with that? You think for one second she would be willing to play happy families with Pitt in order for him to have more time to work things out with Jen in private?
@ JinxyGal – I think he might have her over a barrel to be perfectly honest. I think he might have been gathering the goods on her for some time – the sex, the drugs, the what-the-hell-ever. I think he might be in control of it now and she is having to play ball. Ms Manipulator of everyone and everything around her I think has had its day. JMO
Perhaps you are right, but I still think those pictures are a little TOO good for there to be any real hatred or loathing between them. They are not great actors, lets be honest.
However, I do think that Jen requiring a few days off set has come at a very strange time. I think there may be more to that than we will find out through the popular press.
@Keane:
Isn’t that interesting? “Stupid, stupid, stupid!” is an odd thing to scream if you’re really concerned about your boyfriend/husband talking to/making up with an ex. Not “how could you do this to me!” or “I can’t trust you!” or “you’re using me!” or something along those lines.
Now, if you are a brand manager and your ABM just did something that might impact the value of the brand negatively, I can see screaming stupid, stupid, stupid.
@Keane:I can’t quite articulate this, but it’s a sense of looking at different websites and papers, people who used to defend her aren’t anymore. I think some of it has to do with the kids getting older and not being in school or in a settled place. The young mothers no longer think she’s god’s gift to motherhood.
Yep, she looks too skinny, very tired from filming and jet lag, and like she had more work done. Don’t see anything about anyone having anyone over a barrel or drugs or cheating, and I especially dont see any evil or conspiracy.
@Keane:
Did you see the Schweppes ad in that Grazia? I wish I had a scanner, I’d have posted it for everyone! LOL, unbelievable… Page 119 if you didn’t get that far through the mag.
OMG! Her famous “FLAP”….good grief Charlie Brown, looks as if her past lovers have been horses or rhinos to leave her “flappin” that way! How grose@Vittorio:
HaHaHa, it’s such a teeny weenie that he had no problem hiding it between his legs….love the dance move, or is he balancing on a tightwire?@justhelping:
@ Different Guest – that’s interesting and encouraging, I tend not to read the mainstream press much any more because it rarely does more than tow the party line, good to hear you’ve noticed a shift in perception though.
@ Canuck – didn’t get to see that ad, I will try to check it out next time I see a copy, perhaps Ian should post it on here, its SO appropriate.
@ Stinky-inky – there is that yes, it is appropriate in the light of what we’ve heard huh? But I think that was probably just the PR trying to make Angie not sound like a foul-mouthed, raving, foaming-at-the-mouth maniac, it was like all she did was shout “stupid, stupid, stupid impotently” – yeah, cause she’s not a violent, crazy bitch at all right? Ha ha!
@ Caribsmom – could be but I think there might be issues there that might prevent it. Not sure what but I’m sure there is something up with those twins, we have only ever seen them twice and the second time was at a long distance. Plus I think people might catch on to the famewhoring a bit more then. I think they know they’ve flogged that horse one too many times for a lot of people’s liking.
@ Meah – yeah I definitely read that in the pictures, it was something to do with the way he looked at her botox-plumped visage, it said to me, “see this frozen-faced wonder, she is now my bitch and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to stop it, bwahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!” (evil, dastardly grin etc). Yep, that’s definitely where I’m getting it from.
@cuze:
The resume is about the fabulous parties given by the owner of the “Cirque du Soleil” that last for days, sex, drugs, party, entertainment, over the top, the guests being treated as if nothing is too good for them, every desire looked after and thought of in advance…
What About Jennifer Aniston’s Side Of This Story? I’m Being Very Patient, However, I’m Tiring Of The Will They Or Won’t They Stuff……I Want Jennifer Information….paleeseeeeeeeee???
Anyone catch this tidbit from the Daily Mail article?
“The security for the bash was similar to that for a presidential visit – all of the Pitt/ Jolie minders are rumoured to be former CIA agents, and there were several on the roof of the venue.”
@Keane:
I’ll check around and see if anyone that I know here has a scanner on hand. I think these are only published in the UK, the previous ones of the series dealt exclusively with UK politics and politicians, so I’m guessing they are locally targeted. It will probably show up online at one point.
@Gitano:This book is about the CduS not just the parties but isn’t the founder/promoter involved in a really ugly custody battle?
@Keane:I think the shift changed with the taking the floor at the hospital, they obvious pimping the kids visiting Mommy and then $14 million for the pics – it doesn’t seem like it set very well – and then the fact that contrary to her claims she has not been a stay at home Mom. JMO but I agree, I think there is something up with the twins – oh that was another shift the Japan airport pics, it was the young Moms who pointed out that one or both of the twins had not been properly placed in the baby carriers.
@cuze:
She is the Canadian Jolie lol sex lies and murder, ha ha
Cuze we can do that on the forum for the books.
Anyone think Jolie got herself a part in a Tarantino film while she was in Cannes. Tarantino did not seem to be all that into Brad , just an observation. Maybe he ditched Brad to dance with her. ha ha
So Brad is drinking vodka again? Well alot of good that spiritual advisor for rehab did him, if in fact that is true, looked like water to me,nor did he look drunk. He looked in control. What do you guys think?
Now honestly, how is it that anyone can really believe that these two had any make up sex the night before, can you not see the contempt in her face in that first pic where he pulls her in to kiss her?
No cupping her butt, nope, no sex. Brad likes the butt, he likes to hold and touch the butt, did the same with Jen. Put a fork in it.
Those body language explanations are funny. Think that person does not like them? lol the look of love, now that is some acting. They have used that pose at every even too lol, if you really want to see the look of them being into each other, go rent MAMS and watch his face when they are dancing , he practically ejaculates.
All I see now is daddy dragging her around, and her not really giving a shit.
Okay, so just to clarify, was her being at Cannes the Blockbuster, or is IAN working on more because I thought he told LB that the first part was coming soon and then he posted this about Tarantino, so I am wondering if he has something else for us soon? Did he make another comment, anyone know?
@Constant Gardner:Totally off the subject CG but did you see on the news today re:swine flu, turns out something similar was floating around 1918-1957, now hypothesizing that’s why it’s not taking out the over 50 crowd as expected because they may have an immunity.
@Constant Gardner:
The security for the bash was similar to that for a presidential visit – all of the Pitt/ Jolie minders are rumoured to be former CIA agents, and there were several on the roof of the venue.”
And yet a photographer managed to sneak in, lmao , gee did anyone else get their picture taken?
@Kate:
I don’t think there was any fireworks for the Jolie Pitts either, at least not with each other. Wasn’t Clinton supposed to be staying at the same place they were at and at the same time? Now, he might have gotten lucky with Jolie. I was wondering about the drinking also. He didn’t look drunk from the pics I’ve seen either so I don’t know. I”m hoping Ian let’s us know what went down for sure. I thought someone had said on another forum that AJ had left already and Brad had some more press stuff to do this morning but who knows? I haven’t heard anything about him doing any more press.
@ esmerelda – those pics were great, Ian should have used those ones, they look oh so coupley and matched in terms of body language huh?!
@ JinxyGal – just had a look at those Daily Mail pics as I didn’t bother to look before. I have to disagree I can’t see any where they are remotely affectionate or look like a couple. They are just sat next to each other on a couch, she has her hand on his knee and he’s talking to someone else! He looks about as close to her as he is to the other girl with her baps hanging out. The kiss one just looks like the peck on a cheek you would give to someone you don’t like very much when you say goodbye. I can’t see anything remotely “together” about them in those pics to be honest. And I agree with Kate, it is most unusual to have pics released from the inside of the bash. Wonder why that could have been hey? And I have to say they may help to smother rumours of a split, but its not doing too much for their image, she looks horrendous. Not quite the polished red carpet images we normally see. And what is with her face? She must have had more work done right? Her facial features seem to be rapidly disappearing, has she had another nose job or something done around her jaw/chin? She is looking more and more like just a generic model type with just an exceptionally large but definitely reduced mouth!
@Kate:
Kate said on May 21st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@cuze:
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So Brad is drinking vodka again? Well alot of good that spiritual advisor for rehab did him, if in fact that is true, looked like water to me,nor did he look drunk. He looked in control. What do you guys think?
I meant does anyone believe that Brad was drinking, not that he was in rehab.
@Patty Anne
I hear ya, I wonder too why there is no information forth coming about Jen. Maybe IAN has made a deal not to release anything. Remember back when he was going to have the “Jen Day” he said “we will prevail” and then nothing happened. He was having a glitch of some kind, and then we never heard what that was all about. Was it legal, a deal brokered? I know someone ask each day about it but no answer so it maybe he is under a gag order not to discuss it.
@Keane:I don’t think they’ve smothered the rumors, I think they may have fanned the flames. Anyone actually paying attention to the body language can tell the relationship is strained to say the least.
@ DG – yeah I think so too but I’m not sure that the wider public will feel that way. I think we are so clued up on it that we see it in a very different way to most people. Most people really just skim the surface with these things and don’t read too much into it or analyse it too much. Others just think what they want to believe (loons and the like). I hope what you say is true though, and I defo agree that there is a change in tone in the press. Its definitely about a “show of togetherness” rather than “here’s a couple in love and laughing at those split rumours”. I think most people in the press already know and are just chancing their arm with the reporting. A “show of togetherness” is a subtle way of saying they may look like they’re still together but its all for show I think. Maybe they’ve all been reading here, I’ve done my best to spread the word – ha ha!
@Kate:
Don’t know about this particular party but like the VF bashes, they have their own still photographers in the crowd to take pictures for later publication in their mags. In film credits, I often see Still Photographers listed as they chronical the progression from start to finish. Maybe this includes post film parties and whatknots. Probably the photos are released with some kind of the stars approval to generate interest in the film. Just a guess on my part might I add.
@Keane:
No, I don’t think so because IAN was pretty upfront about it and he did say he ran into a glitch with it, I think there was a legal problem that prevented him from putting the “Jen Day” story up.
@DebFrmHell:
Have you ever seen any after party photos like this before? not me. Vanity Fair is different, they are hosting a party and naturally they would want to put it in their magazine. This is a Premier party, now every now and then there will be a few pics, but I am talking about the kissy face, we are talking about Brad Pitt, who always pushed her away when a camera is on him and she tires this. Total set up. jmo
i think peewee was definitely drinking and he looks nice and tipsy at the after party. i really don’t care if they are together or not i just love watching this train wreck in the making. i will say that she looks totaly depressed and unhealthy , in my opinion peewee has gotten the upperhand in this relationship now and she is the submissive little wifey that he wanted all along he has her now in a vice she will tow the line or he walks in alot of the pics he has this smirk on his mug that says who’s the daddy now beetch toe the line or else. jmo i think jen will not and never has let him take over he tried and she did not break like the oh so strong independent lady miss jolie. why should he leave when she is now the puppet and will pop out little peewee’s at his command. she is stuck and one of the days she will completely break as i say don’t wish for something you may get it. jmo
@justhelping: Someone over at FF photo-shopped a diaper on this pic of BP you provided.. Not sure the name of the “story” or else I would send it to you.
@jan:
IAN said Brad had to “beg” her to go “beg”, that does not sound to me like he has her right where he wants her. They are living seperate lives and she did not want to go, had no plans to, and he threatened to ruin her if she did not go, so she did. This is coming from a friend of Pitt’s, so sounds to me like he needed her to be there and he was prepared to destroy her if she did not show. He was nice to her because he was grateful she did show, she was cold because she did not want to be there. jmo
@Kate:
I just think the photos are in too good of shape to be the paps. Does that make sense? Maybe it is because there is only three or four released, out of gawd knows how many taken, and I am willing to bet that those three were released on purpose and with the stars approval. Just seems too “hired gun” in my opinion. Real, no, but the loons put out the cash for the rags that buy these kind of shots. Staged for the benefit of the unwashed masses, yes. A picture of Diane Krueger and Joshua Jackson is not going to put anyone kid thru college the way that a great LOVESBRANGIE picture would…lol!
The picture that has been floating about with thier hands around each others neck makes me think they want to choke each other down. Not make out. The opposite of what they intended to say the least.
Yes, yes but what do people think about what work she has done recently???? Its got to be something more hasn’t it? Her face seems to be losing its features day by day. Her face is becoming more and more flat and generic looking no? Is she trying to ef-face herself??? Boom boom.
Off topic, did anyone else hear that terribly sad news about the young Brit actress found hanging in her flat in Paris? I didn’t know her by name but she was so beautiful, it is really tragic.
@Keane:
She didn’t look like that in the pix from the Hague. She looked pretty much as always. Do you think she had work done in Cannes, or maybe she had taken/eaten something that made her bloat like that? I can’t see anyone having fillers and so on put in on the same day as they need to make an appearance, that sounds a bit risky to me. Doesn’t that sort of thing make you bruise for a while?
@ Canuck – yes but there was only that one shot of her face though, where she was frowning and it was in B/W, maybe it didn’t show so much. I believe they have people on hand to top them up with botox every day – Madge certainly does anyway, well let’s face it that face is barely holding together as it is! Maybe it is botox making her face look more smoothed out but it looks like she has had more bone removed to me, off her nose and/or her jaw/chin, its like the face is fading away. I need Section to come back and give me his assessment!
Jolie’s face now reminds me of the old scarey Vincent Price movie, House Of Wax. There was a huge fire, and the faces of the characters began to melt away. Jolie’s face at Canne looks that way to me….disappearing, just sweatting away….Also, I noticed in several photos of the cast of the IB movie, the others were happy, laughing, looking at one another and standing close while Brad was off the the right of QT with a Hey! Look At Me Here!! expression….also ( yes, another also) i posted a photo up here much earlier of Brad coming up behind QT , wrapping his arms around QT and hugging the chyt out of him….hummmm, weird? I’d say!@Keane:
@Keane:
I love reading your theories and comments on this blog. I think that you are really the greatest. And I do believe that a lot of your theories are right on. I think that I mentioned on here awhile back somewhere that Brad had asked her permission to move some of his stuff in to her house that he had collected from some of his homes and of course she agreed. It was also stated that once he’s back in HW full-time next year they can start a friendship again and take things from there. Do you think there is anything to that??
@ DebFrmHell – well we have one enormous vein in her arm, a tattoed upper arm, bright red lipstick, ratty hair and a dress that is entirely see-through all the way up to her hips. That’s one class act there!
Thank you! But the one i saw her arm was extended toward Brad in a horizontal position, you couldn’t fail to notice the loose skin hanging off her lower arm bone….horrible! Like an obese person who’d lost a lot of weight and had sagging skin left over….very weird. This is a good shot too ….if they hired photogs, they certainly didn’t look at the results closely or they’d not have passed these on@DebFrmHell:
@Kate:
My opinion about the mystery woman I really don’t know I don’t think there was one we’ve never seen any photos and that is strange unless Ian has one. Maybe it was some-one from IB could have been anybody and meant nothing.
@Vittorio:
Hilarious! How can anyone still think she is the most beautiful woman in hollywood? Ugh, she has lost her looks IMO. You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig. Give her a few more months and she’ll be looking like Amy Winehouse.
@ Patty Anne – I am totally with you on the House of Wax reference, its like the skin on her face is slipping away from her skull – I reckon she’s had too much bone taken off and there’s nothing left for the skin to cling too, gross! And on QT, I always kind of assumed he was gay but had big crushes on what he considered his fantasy woman to be, you know someone out of his nerdy comic books or whatever in human form. I always assumed he’d be more into Brad than Ange!
@ BB14 – ah thanks hun (that is a term of endearment in the UK BTW, in case that gets lost in transatlantic translation!), that is nice of you. I think I must be IUC’s equivalnt of marmite! (Only Brits will get that reference!). I honestly haven’t got a clue about Brad and Jen right now to be honest, it would almost be too neat in a way if they did get back together, too straight out of a HW script to be real. Maybe it will but I reckon we’ll be waiting a couple of years at least for that announcement. I reckon we’ve got roughly another year of Brange and then they’ll probably take it slowly both in private and in public. I don’t know too much about their relationship and don’t have strong feelings either way about them getting back together, but at this stage I’m hoping they’re just friends or casually dating. He needs to get his head straight first before he dives back into that. I would hate to see Jen hurt again.
@DebFrmHell:
Hi DebFrmHell: That dress also looks like it was a “see-through” – gross! She should start wearing long gloves – the kind that go from fingers to elbow to cover up her ugly hands! She also needs a decent hair wash, cut and styling – looks like something I would do if I had long hair and the evil Ms. Jolie has certainly more money than I do!
Well, comparing the pix from the film set to the Red Carpet pix, her face looks swollen, bloated, puffy. She may or may not have been getting fillers, since we haven’t been seeing any photos from the set of her film since that Niagara weekend. I’m not sure if that would be allowed during the course of a movie shoot though, I would think it might be a problem. Then again, she’s playing a spy in disguise, so perhaps they can work it into the film. I guess we’ll see in the next pix if her face is still so puffy. She looks like she’s had way too much salt at the wrong time of the month, LOL. Very strange.
@Keane:
I’ve only ever seen veins like that one on person, a woman who was either anorexic or very very ill (I was far too polite to ask). At any rate, no body fat whatsoever and the veins were laying on top of what was left of the muscle everywhere, arms, legs etc. AJ’s arm veins look just like that, horrific.
I agree with everyone who says she looks wierd. Bloated, waxy, pasty, shiny, kind of out of it, It is hard to believe that she is only 34 years old, she looks so much older. At her age she should be wearing pretty miniskirts and halter tops and boots or cute sandals, or at least some cool skinny jeans. She just looks soooooo OLD
@Canuck:
Gee, is it bad of me to wish that she spent the night on the couch crying her way thru a bottle of Grey Goose and that is why her face is puffy? Darn it.
Maybe for her next red carpet appearance, she could just be naked except for long gloves (to hide her ugle hands) and boots (to hide her ugly toes) and the paps could just photoshop what they want her to wear! I think she probably likes being naked and having everyone look at her so she would be in her element then!
@ DebFrmHell – ha ha! I’m not sure quite what’s going on there but I think she may need to go back to the shop for a bit of rewiring. It looks like them there cutlets might be heading for her jaw bone, so not a good look! Too much plastic surgery fucks up your facial structure forever, she should have just left well enough alone. She wasn’t the most beautiful woman in the world but she had her own look going on. Now? Generic work of a plastic surgeon’s gruesome imagination. She’s a Stepford Wife with tats and suspiciously glassy eyes….. she’s making me think of Julianne Moore in Safe – anyone seen that film?
@DebFrmHell:
Hopyfully crying or maybe she was snorting something and did tooooooo much and thats why her face looks so strange – she should just wear sunglasses and save us all from having to look at her puffy eyes!
She goes to Cannes in May in a hideous BLACK dress! Why wouldnt she wear a pastel silk slip dress with sandals and maybe a flower in her hair with some coral pastel lipstick. She is such a GOTHIC Evil Queen even in Cannes for eff’s sake!!
@Patty anne:
Dang, Patty Anne, the hapless Mr. Pitt looked happier grabbing the disgusting Mr. QT then he did in any of the photos I saw of him and the evil Ms. Jolie! Maybe Hapless was trying to demonstrate to Disgusting how to tickle the evil Ms. Jolie’s disgusting toes!
Someone might remember a photo of AJ and BP when they were stil filming MAMS, it was a CANDID shot of them and she was wearing a beautiful cream flowered sun dress and looking at him with such LONGING on her face. Back in the day when she was trying to convince him that she is just sweet Angie. Does anyone remember this?
Poor BP must be wondering what happened to that exciting woman who would race him on her own motorcycle to Ralphs, who would fly her own plane. Geez…
@ OY VEY – someone posted that one above, on second look I thought I was looking at a modern day Miss Havisham from Great Expectations, you know the old cow who wore her wedding dress for 30 years or somat and left the banquet table untouched in her dining room and the clock stopped at the time she was supposed to be married and got stood up…. ah, I’m loving these literary analogies!
Another big problem is the presence of Angelina’s brother, James Haven, in their lives.
The pal adds: “Angelina depends on James and it drives Brad nuts.
“Tensions came to a head when he moved into the couple’s mansion in Long Island. Angie made him the unofficial nanny to the kids. Brad didn’t like it and it led to a lot of arguments.”
Frustrated Brad took off for a break in California to clear his head a couple of weeks ago. Thanks Sama, this explains a lot about his rushing off to California….so Angie moved Jame in to the Long Island home to be nanny to the kids….hummmm @sama:
@Patty anne:
Maybe he took a break to CA to remove his stuff from the Malibu House. It is for sale but he has filed plans with the city for some exterior improvements. Sort of like he removed his stuff from the French mansion, if those stories are to be believed. ((blushes)) I believed the French mansion one.
@Keane:
bb14 I see your point. Down here in Australia we really don’t get much info on these two and I rely on everybodies comments and sort of learn from them as to what is going on. But I can tell you I am learning fast. I don’t know some of the words that shortened but I guess as I go along it will come to me. Thanks for your comments I appreciate it. But I can tell you one thing I can’t stand that AJ. Someone gave me a copy of MAMS I tell you I can’t even watch it it makes me sick to my stomach.
@sama:
Sama, thanks for posting that. So Angie is putting it out there that Brad is a complete boring beer drinking dumbass that wants to live in LA with Jen, and she the superior wants to stay in the East Coast with James.
@Unfuckingbelievable:
AHAHAHAHAHA! Many Americans know what marmite is cuz we can find it in our regular grocery stores (NOT specialty shops). No, I reckon Keane is more like chitlins….(not double slung if you catch my drift)….
@justhelping:
Below is an exerpt from the article justhelping was refering to. So, JH can’t find a woman because he already has the perfect woman, Angelina. Um, i wonder what he means by perfect in EVERY way…..
James adds, the reason for which he is still single is because he’s still too influenced by Angelina to make his own mind about his perfect woman. While he says that she is not a control-freak or some authoritative figure, as she has been described in the press, Haven openly admits to being 100 percent under his sister’s power.
‘Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister. I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that. I go to Angie for advice and won’t do anything without her because we were so close as children’, James tells the newspaper.
How pretentious of you to verbally assult Keane for word usage when you yourself do it. So what if we do or don’t know what marmite is….how many Brit’s know what grits is? Its the difference in us all that make the human race what it is…learn tolerance my friend.@Unfuckingbelievable:
@Caribsmom:
I couldn ‘t agree with you more. The exploitation of her fam is unimaginable. Everyone talks shit
about Katie Holmes but you always see her with her kid and she is a mother to her daughter. Other
stars drop out to the limelight for a sec to be with her kids (i.e. Julie Roberts, Matt Damon etc). This
famewhore can’t go a minute without being on a red carpet or making a movie. She has the money to take a long break, like she says she wants to do.
IMO, Brad is getting what he deserves. He is an A-lister who wanted another A-lister to have his babies. Jen wanted kids with him, but after Friends she wanted to have a movie career (she said so in an interview back in the 90s with Diane Sawyer). Brad wants his b*tch barefoot and pregnant, being a good old boy from Missouri ( he broke up with Gwen Paltrow cause she wasn’t ready for marriage and babies). Now he found his women to have an litter of babies for him. Its too bad she won’t stay at home and take care of them. Can we say karma. I hope Jen is not seeing him. She needs a real man (with a bigger pecker).
Hello everyone. Just wanted to update you all on what Aussie mag “WHO” has published this week. As usual AJ and BP are on the cover with it screaming about their sexy reunion (eww) then in the article they make mention of Ian. And I quote ” Among the most outlandish claims are those of US blogger Ian Halperin, who says Jolie,33, has already left Pitt,45, because “he’s become an old coot” and initiated a “vicious custody battle” This mag is the aussie version of People and has been bought out by AJ. Never any negative stories in this once great mag. Also I seem to be missing something – when did Ian use the words old coot? looks like the plants are hard at work. Not to mention all the loons that have worked out how to use a computer! But dont worry the kids were expected to be flying in at some time. But they are such good hands on parents…. Hi to Liin, Togi, Joanne and Z thanks for making me feel welcome on this site , I dont know why people have commented that this is like the school playground. Oh and Kate I am a she and my name was an old dj one. Just dont want you to be confused as to my gender! Have a great day guys and I will let you know what the other mags say when they come out on Monday ( its Friday here ) but no doubt will chat more over the weekend. Oh Kate – do you know anything about AJs female fancy after having first bio baby? could it be Fergie?? the plot thickens – love to you all x x x x
So…..Angie left Canne right after the Red Carpet event, and Brad stayed behind….for? And, where is Jennifer? There must be a story in this, but where is it?
Who are the other people that Brad and Angie are involved with now?
Where is Jennifer Aniston now that she’s taking off time from the film?
Who has the children, brother James?
Did Brad boink QT to get the role that is reputed to ruin his acting reputation?
Does anyone know for certain what drugs Angie was using in Canne?
Did Brad get drunk on Vodka while in Canne?
What happened with Brad’s rehab?
Huh?
LMbooooo @ Black Hole Vagina….you have no idea how true that is. Someone here posted a URL earlier which showed Angie’s legs and torso in tight leggings….the article refered to her famous “FLAP” Amazing how wide open her lips are flapped! Damn Grand Canyon down there!!! Poor Braddy and his teenie weenie @DebFrmHell:
The Hollywood hunk led us by the hand into the VVVIP area of his premiere after-party in Cannes and opened his heart about 33-year-old Angelina. He even admitted that, far from splitting up, they plan to extend their brood.
Brad, 45, told us: “I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
Swoon! Well, it’s not every day that you have Brad Pitt whispering sweet nothings into your ear – even if they are about his girlfriend.
US reports claimed Brangelina are heading for a bust-up, but no one seemed to have told them. On the red carpet on Wednesday for Brad’s latest film – director Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds – Hollywood’s top A-list couple were more touchy-feely than ever.
At one point, Brad started snogging Angelina in front of celebs including Quentin, David Furnish, and footballer Steven Gerrard. During their marathon kiss, Angelina tenderly ruffled his hair. Ahh!
When Brad eventually came up for air – and we were waiting quite some time – he then parked himself next to us to continue our chat.
He said: “We’re having a great time tonight, it’s been a whirlwind trip. I love hanging out with my friends. Quentin just gets so excited and passionate, it’s hard not to enjoy it all.”
Brad then began tucking into the incredible spread at the Red Bull bash. We do like a man with a healthy appetite and, while Angelina made do with strawberries and champagne, he scoffed mini burgers, deep fried mozzarella balls, potato wedges and mini pizzas – all washed down with Vodka Red Bulls and cans of Heineken. Burp!
Re-energised after his feast, Brad leapt up to request Kanye West’s Gold Digger. Then he and Liverpool skipper Stevie G began high-fiving and giving each other man-hugs… http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009 … -21378637/
@Patty anne:
Not sure if this is double posting, but here is the latest-
The Hollywood hunk led us by the hand into the VVVIP area of his premiere after-party in Cannes and opened his heart about 33-year-old Angelina. He even admitted that, far from splitting up, they plan to extend their brood.
Brad, 45, told us: “I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
Swoon! Well, it’s not every day that you have Brad Pitt whispering sweet nothings into your ear – even if they are about his girlfriend.
US reports claimed Brangelina are heading for a bust-up, but no one seemed to have told them. On the red carpet on Wednesday for Brad’s latest film – director Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds – Hollywood’s top A-list couple were more touchy-feely than ever.
At one point, Brad started snogging Angelina in front of celebs including Quentin, David Furnish, and footballer Steven Gerrard. During their marathon kiss, Angelina tenderly ruffled his hair. Ahh!
When Brad eventually came up for air – and we were waiting quite some time – he then parked himself next to us to continue our chat.
He said: “We’re having a great time tonight, it’s been a whirlwind trip. I love hanging out with my friends. Quentin just gets so excited and passionate, it’s hard not to enjoy it all.”
Brad then began tucking into the incredible spread at the Red Bull bash. We do like a man with a healthy appetite and, while Angelina made do with strawberries and champagne, he scoffed mini burgers, deep fried mozzarella balls, potato wedges and mini pizzas – all washed down with Vodka Red Bulls and cans of Heineken. Burp!
Re-energised after his feast, Brad leapt up to request Kanye West’s Gold Digger. Then he and Liverpool skipper Stevie G began high-fiving and giving each other man-hugs… http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009 … -21378637/
@cuze:
Not me. I tried to post his interview to the lady he was sitting on the sofa, guess it is lost in cyber space, but basically he said he is in love and may have another baby in London, has a beautiful split,seems odd but he was drinking vodka, and was making alot quite a bit from the sounds of this with Angelina, so who knows what the hell is going on with him. This is odd .
Firm no on my behalf…Not only do I not like BP enough to blow $10, I cannot stand QT’s films. Too violent for me. If I am in the mood for violence, I watch the news…
No. From what i’ve gleened from those at the screening in Canne, it’s a huge bomb. References were made to the horrible Southern accent Pitt speaks with throughout the film, as well as his “cement clenched jaw while off to the sides during long speeches”….sounds to me like he’s been badly influenced by Jolie’s form of horrendous accents in acting.@cuze:
Out of boredom, i paid FF a short visit. Seems now someone is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been locked up in his apartment since she got time off her movie set…ewwwwwww….@Kate:
@DebFrmHell:
Buy off. He sat his butt there and said-
“I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
We need some serious updates from Ian….is it all falling apart now? Did the Black Magic Coochie snag Brad back from freedom? Did Jennifer break down and allow John The Womanizer back into her bed? Will the sun rise tomorrow…wait! That’s a different show
@Patty anne:
PA, I will give you my opinion of what is going on and maybe IAN will weigh in and give us a shout out.
At the PC in the pink suit, Brad and cast and QT were all lovey dovey, happy as little clams, then he gave his Ann Curry interview and pissed off QT when he refused to talk about Angelina and sent the masses into a tailspin about them splitting.
QT pulled his ass aside and told him , you best not fuck up my film, pull it together or else. So he did, and he laid it on thick. At the premier QT ignored him for the most part, and Brad was behaving odd. He was restrained on the RC, the pics look forced, he does look a littled blitzed in some, so I would guess he is drinking, but I would bet he said all this to get everyone off his back.
The Sun article is closer to the truth, Brad is going off to do a movie and that they are going to be apart fpr months. just as it says. After IB premiers, who knows, maybe he will split.
Will they have another one, I hope he is not that stupid, but I would be she has some on ice. If they are still involved with others then no.
Now this is what I think, but IDK, so maybe things have changed, and in that case we need IAN to tell us so.
Your messages finally showed up from cyberspace. Scroll up. And thanks for relaying the info. BTW, I think your take on why Brad gave that interview has merit.
Hi all, and for those who live in the States, enjoy your holiday weekend.
Brad and Angie are in new relationships with others
Will Angie attend the Red Carpet at Canne? YES
Brad professes his love of Angie and states there will be an addition to their family
Jennifer Aniston suffers exhaustion and takes time off filming The Baster in NYC
Angie leaves Canne shortly after the festival Red Carpet event to return to NYC
Brad stays behind to do some photo shoots, etc.
Okay….they have me thoroughly confused now. Looks to me that Brad and Angie will continue together, but not “together”….i saw on one video where she tried to curl up into him for a sexy hug, and he turned from her and moved away. Body Language! The Brand. As Tom Cruise once said, Follow The Money. Both will present a united front for the purpose of milking the public of their hard earned cash for more horrendous movie failures? Arghhhhhhhhh. Ok, i’m done. My brain is tired.
@Patty anne:
I love new words. I found one the other day—’breastsummer’. It’s a beam in the front of a house.
I wish we could bring back the word ‘fortnight’.
@Patty anne:
The part of this I do not quite get is the anullement. If they are going foward with the Brand for another year, why bother getting the marriage annulled right now? What possible difference does it make?
Well, and the rehab, all that and then goes to Canne and gets blitized, what a waste.
Do you know if this was a real interview?? This sounds like one of those where they cobble together bits of old interviews – why is he suddenly talking about how beautiful Zahara is but nothing about the twins?????? Very odd in my opinion…
@Kate:
Something smells fishy. And I’m not talking about Angelina. The pictures of them kissing looked so fake and forced. In most of the red carpet pictures they seem distant and reserved with one another. No butt grabs or her draping herself all over him…… I’m not buying the i’m so happy, i so in love crap. of course all the above is my own opinion
I wonder if somehow Angie managed to work out an agreement with Brad to stay together. Using the kids as leverage? If they went through with an annulment, which i don’t understand as i read their committment ceremony wasn’t a legal marriage, why? Each involved with others? Wanted to be free to persue another relationship? Then the confusing message of being together. And why is Jennifer taking cover during this period? I had thought immediately upon reading she had time off The Baster due to exhaustion, that she was going to lay low during the big blow up. Now i’m not sure what to think
I’m not sure if this was mentioned before, but Lainey has a poll on her website right now regarding the status of the Brange. Everyone should go and vote for the ‘they’re over’ category as it’s trailing behind! (But if you don’t want to support her dilusional beliefs with hits to her site, this is understandable..)
@too curious:
The writer said they had it first hand out of his mouth, and it reads like she is the one sitting with him on the sofa with her tits hanging out. The caption reads, “Angie go get your man”, she looks as though she may be from India, so the language is off, but yes it sounds like she is quoting him to me.
I have never seen one interview, either print or video where he has openly discussed his relationship with Angelina Jolie, especially one that seems as “intiment” as this one seems. It is not his MO.
@too curious:
I was googling the phrasiology to see if I could peice together what old interviews they were splicing together and double checking dates. I could not find anything that matched other than the Mirror.
Maybe this will help put things in perspective. In June 2004 the Vanity Fair article came out where Brad declared he did not believe in two love forever. Oprah uprising. Now here is something else he said in that interview-
The previous week, while we were talking about his 40th birthday and how he feels these days, he’d said, “I’m happier than I’ve ever been.” But his tone was mocking, as if making fun of the inevitable tabloid headline. “Don’t write that,” he added, pointing a finger at my notebook.
Now I’m preparing to leave, and Brad walks me to the front courtyard, where my car is parked. Jen comes downstairs to say good-bye as well. He slings his arm around her shoulder; she curls hers around his waist. Behind them, the beautiful house glows in the twilight.
“I’m happier than I’ve ever been,” Pitt repeats. His tone is still light and sardonic, but this time he doesn’t tell me not to write it down. VF June 2004
Now I only give you that because that interview was done around April 2004, he already had filmed with Jolie .
Now for your reading pleasure, and remember, according to IAN’s source, Brad had been shagging Jolie for over 15 months by the time he gave this next interview-
Mad about Brad
When Brad Pitt told Oprah Winfrey he wasn’t sure every marriage could last forever, it sparked a storm about the strength of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. But with fatherhood beckoning, he assures Bruno Lester, he is now happier than ever, both professionally and personally
(Marie Claire, September 2004)
The latest damage-limitation exercise occurred when reports surfaced that Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting intimate on the set of Mr & Mrs Smith. They play a bored married couple whose relationship is invigorated when they discover they’re a pair of assassins who’ve been hired to kill each other. At the same time, Pitt appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and made his famous remarks: ‘There is so much pressure from day one to be with someone forever and I’m not quite sure if it’s really in our nature to be with one person for the rest of our lives.’ Cue shots of Pitt and Aniston walking hand in hand in Rome while he took a break from shooting Ocean’s Twelve. ‘The rumours are just rubbish,’ he said of those linking him to Jolie ‘and it’s hardly worth dignifying them by discussing them. I don’t care. In the end, people will believe what they want to believe anyway.’
MC: So, do you believe relationships can last forever?
BP: Well, some relationships just run their course, you know? You’ve got to be realistic about that. I don’t believe in looking at every previous relationship as a failure. All mine were great, but they just came to a natural end. Jen and I may not stay together forever, although I hope we will; but if we break up, it won’t be to do with Hollywood or the press.
What would make you break up?
If it stops working for us and it isn’t going to be so healthy in the long run. I think it takes courage to face the fact that something should end. In many ways, it’s easier to keep things going. But Jen and I are rock-solid right now.
Is married life everything you hoped?
It’s better. It’s great. I like being married. I especially like being married to Jen
Any plans for kids?
We’re still in rehearsals for that [laughs]. I’m almost ready. But I’m still a little too selfish. I want Jennifer to myself for a little while longer.
Would you make a good dad?
Yeah, I think so. Family would make everything complete.
Complete the phrase, ‘Love is…’
Oh, I can’t do that. Your ideas of what it is change as you get older. You thought you were desperately in love when you had the little girlfriend in sixth grade. Everything then was about the way you felt, right there, the quick hit. Now, what’s important is how intimacy changes, develops, matures. It’s about making a life with someone and compromising and empathising in order to accommodate them. It’s romance as well as love. And I currently have it the best I’ve ever had. Romance is cool. And love should be kept creative.
@Kate:
“as he was overhead saying – we need a drink! So they drank! ”
So much for rehab. And they look wasted in those pictures. I hope Pitt knows that when you quit drinking, you actually need to quit. Maybe he forgot that part.
@OY VEY:
Great article!!! Just LOVE the ‘body language’ analogy here. JMO, I think AJ must be going ABSOLUTELY CRAZY that he is now on the way out of this relationship. And, I believe, she knows it and doesn’t have the ‘control’ that she used to have over him.
I think it was TobyKat who gave us that ‘tremendous’ video of BP & AJ in Cannes – where they are at dinner and her effin spidery fingers are ALL over him, but he just keeps ‘eating’. It looked like he wasn’t even paying attention to her. I believe that she ‘realizes’ she has lost ALL control. ‘Cause if you look at the media and this whole ‘Brangie’ name brand that they have created, she realizes that it will ALL blow up in her face. I think that she knows that she has lost all control over him. Otherwise, why ‘pretend’ and ‘LOVINGLY’ stroke his hand, etc.
BTW – it’s been my experience that anyone who ‘threatens’ suicide is looking for attention and help. I really wish I didn’t know this ‘first hand’, but I do, unfortunately. Had a roommate that attempted suicide 3 times while I was living with her, however, everytime she tried it she knew I was there. My moher was a physician and she TOLD ME TO CALL 911 immediately and to keep her awake after (and this was the last of the 3 times) that she admitted to swallowing a whole bottle of a ‘controlled’ substance. Got her to the hospital, her stomach pumped, etc.
On the other hand, in the last 2 years, I had 2 good male friends, who just shot themselves in the head and, of course, died. No warning, no threats, etc. When you really want to go, you just go! But it is just SUCH a devastating effect for the loved ones remaining. So, so sad. But, there also seems to be a period of ‘euphoria’ for them after they have decided what they were going to do and, they appear fine, ’cause they have already decided that the pain is going to end for them. This is something that I really wish I didn’t know. But, I know the families and they are just ’stricken’ with guilt and grief.
If you see any one of your friends or family that you think may need help – do your best to help them. It may be that you cannot even do anything about it. OK, WOW, this is bringing back too much.
BUT, what I am trying to say here is that AJ is a manipulator to the extreme. If she wanted to to commit suicide she would just do it. No threats, no nothing. Just my experience! Sorry for this ‘downer’ of a post. XO
@Z:
You know when you think about it Z, not just the drinking, but everything that he has done over the last 2 months to distance himself from her, he just flushed right down the toilet in one evening , a few PDA’s, a few drinks, and few declarations of love, and all that he had achieved to get away from her is gone. He has to start over , at least in the publics eye, and maybe in her eyes too. One never knows. He just validated her in from of the masses. All that we have followed for months and months he in one night just swooped it away. That is what they do. That is what IAN probably expected, but what the hell was it all for, he looked miserable all this time, crying on his parents shoulders and Jens and now he is right back where he started. I really do not understand his logic. I get the taking her, I get a few fake poses, but he took it a bit too far, way over the line. Talking about having another baby in London, declaring his love, he is brain dead , honestly the guy needs to be slapped, he definitely needs to hire a publicist. He is coming off as arrogant, when he did have the public’s sympathy. Hard to grasp what he is doing as far as PR is concerned. It does not make business sense to me. I understand that the studios like to have them as a package to draw interest, but then the films tank. Where is the balance? Something is wrong. Someone has the wrong strategy.
Angelina I believe put that out that she is intelligentand he likes to drink beer and watch football, she likes the east coast he likes the west coast. They will be apart as he works and she stays with the kids, now that is a first. lol. She is much smarter than he is when it comes to PR, I will give her that, and she defintiely did not look like she wanted to be there, nor did she look like she wanted to be kissed. lol JMO
Interesting that one account said he was more tired and quiet, smiled a bit, that they were talking more to other people , she laughed alot, and yet this account has them practically shagging on the floor.
I wonder if IAN can find out if this is fabricated for us. I wonder if he had a spy there, or something.
IAN, and chance you know if this is a fake article?
@Kate:
Kate: Something just dawned on me: Ian made a lot of allegations that are not only embarrassing for Brangelina but for other very powerful people as well. Maybe the demand that Jolie get her ass to Cannes and keep the Brand looking alive came from one of those powerful people, i.e., Trevor Nielsen or his ilk (he’s her “political advisor”). Remember, Ian said Jolie was screwing with a powerful politician, i.e., WJC. Those people don’t play softball. Maybe there were orders that the Brand look like they are together to dispel all talk of a split and the idea that maybe some of what Ian posted is true. Funny how Pitt’s interview with sycophant Curry was very non-committal about Jolie. Then, suddenly, there is a Mirror interviewer that is reporting the opposite. Also, had did some low-level Mirror reporter infiltrate the 8 bodyguards they had surrounding them at the party? I think more is going on than meets the eye?
@Patty anne:
How reliable is this source? Is this like the batboy pub? It sounds a little fake. He wasn’t willing to say anything like that to Today Show. Maybe it’s all true, who knows.
I forget who said it earlier, I don’t want to go back and find the comment, but it was something like I don’t care if he gets back with Jen, I just want to watch the train wreck. ITA
One more thing: the whole story that Tarantino wanted Jolie there so there would not be a focus on a possible split seems dubious. It was very clear that Tarantino was completely indifferent to Jolie’s presence in Cannes. He seemed to ignore her, even. Something is rotten in Cannes.
@Kate:
Hey, Kate, I wonder what your take is on this video @ Cannes on youtube. Sorry, I couldn’t get this so that you could just click on this site. But if you put that on ‘google’ and cut and past you will get straight into the youtube video. The two of them are at ‘Tatou’ w/ Clint Eastwood, etc. Man, it looks like she is all over BP and that they are a loving couple, however, she is more aware of the paps and sometimes looking straight at them.
Hey, I’m not the one who initiated this video, my recall it was TobyKat, could be wrong tho about the original poster. But would LOVE to hear your take on this if you have time. Yeah, and if BP was really in rehab, hmmm, he didn’t stay there long, but would love to hear your opinion on this one! xo.
@Kate:
I was thinking the same thing Kate….esp. with the Curry interview he was so careful not to say anything about her or them. He was obviously hedging. “Er…er….”. “Where are you going with that (twice)”….and then that later interview, he sweeps it all away (maybe because he had one too many?)…and if she is still interested (?), she must have hope now…unless it was all a game – which it possible. And she may be through with him? Very hard to say….except with the Curry interview, when he may have been sober, he was very careful. Or maybe the Mirror article is a fake, as some have been saying.
“but he took it a bit too far, way over the line.”…you know, I really believe he is an alcoholic (in a bad way)…and sometimes when alcoholics get drunk, they do things they regret. Big time. It may be as simple as that. ?
He IS brain dead….lol. And addicted….he needs some steady help, not some spiritual advisor. He needs long term meetings and rehab and support. He isn’t going to get it from a drug addict….who probably enables him and sabotages. jmo.
So maybe AJ has the PR help and he doesn’t…and she is probably smarter about it. Like making Pitt believe that he came up with the idea to sell Shiloh’s photos (I read an article that the idea came to him – his quote)…yeah right! She was already doing this with Maddox…she is very manipulative…she is probably great at fooling the public & Pitt.
@N’other Name:
Hey N’other name. : ) One thing about this video is it’s old. It was put up on youtube last September and she’s pregnant (?)…so it was probably last year at Cannes…sorry if you knew this already…and you were just asking…: )
I read this also at jennifer center that a castmember has said that jennifer was done filming (that was the day in the park with the kids, she hugged the directors on that day to maybe that was to say goodbye) so somebody has a story madeup that she is sick and that story comes wright before Cannes (i wonder who)
From MSN Movies Entertainment and Gossip
May 21, 2009
Has Jennifer Aniston come down with a bad case of the most infectious (and suspicious) of all celebrity illnesses? The London Sun claims the healthy glow-emitting star was forced to stop production on “The Baster” due to “exhaustion.”
When we contacted Aniston’s spokesman about her supposed film fatigue, he labeled it “nonsense.” “Jennifer wrapped her work on ‘The Baster’ as scheduled,” the rep assures us. “She is not suffering from exhaustion.”
One more final note. What made me think what I wrote above is b/c the Brand hightailed it out of Cannes before the big AIDs benefit and WJC would be there. Maybe they were purposely avoiding it due to Ian’s revelations? Just a theory.
@Kate you can also think that a lot what was said here isn’t true…… a thought….. i don’t believe he was in rehab.. i don’t believe jennifer wants him back….. i don’t believe that they are over yet…. a lot what was said here doesn’t make sense…. maybe we will see ….
@Z:
OH, NOOO!! What the HEY!! Man, I just took the word from (ok, I’m not sure, even if I was, I wouldn’t say) because I believe the post was in good intention. YIKES!!! Thanks for that info, for sure!! I’m an idiot – but thanks, Z, I am just laughing hysterically right now, ’cause WOW, I do trust all of IAN’S fans and I truly believe that everything that his fans are posting are in good intention. The REST OF THE LOONS, Forgeeet about it. Hey, thanks for that piece of great information!!!
@sama:
I think that whether he was or wasn’t in rehab, he needs it bad. In many interviews for years now he is drinking far too much. And he admits it. I just wonder how low his bottom is.
I just wrapped up a bible sized post on why I believe we are on the right tract and that the Mirror is a red herring. Hit post and boom…internet malfunction.
@N’other Name:
I watched it and thought it was recent until I saw Clint…then it dawned on me! And I watched more and she was huge, so….and then I looked at the date and had a Doh! Moment….lol.
@Z:
FUNNY, Z, I’m still laughing about this. What an idiot I am. I really, really have to look at dates, etc. Giggling right now! Whoa, what a waste of post that I made. But, seriously, I really do believe that the original post was made in good intention. Man, I can’t stop laughing here. I just really get onto these posts way too late because of work and cannot possibly read all of these by the time I get home. Thanks, tho, Z, for correcting me on this one. Much appreciated!!! xo. Feel free to correct me at anytime!!!!
Why I still believe that they are done and have been…
After filming SALT for months, living in a hotel, while spending a small fortune renting the mansion under the guise of keeping the family together while she is filming, away from the children while only an hour drive by limo, no less, granted two days off from the SALT executives, Angelina goes to the Hague and kills a day there in a stellar PR move guaranteed to show her in a positive light. Not zipping off to see her “soulmate”. They were together for less than 24 hours and most of that was spending the day and night until 2am surrounded by people to talk to other than each other, according to reports. I think they narrowed down their timeframe of togetherness to avoid the kind of breakdown that would resut in yet more speculation. They cannot stand to be in each others company IMO. The Mirror’s red herring got me thinking about have we EVER heard, read or seen Pitt gush so enthusiatically about his private life? Even Pittwatch was amazed at his verbage about Jolie.
Pitt states that he promised his (not their) children he would see them on Saturday. So it is off to Dunkin DOnuts or off to lunch and a movie. Typical visitation rights kind of thing we have been seeing for months from him.
Other than the Academy Awards where they were seemingly detached under the explanation it was out of respect for his former wife. HA! They have never shown the slightest regard for the feelings of JA. Jolie seems to have enjoyed twisting the PR to Jen was such a bad wife and she wouldn’t consent to ruining her perfect figure by bearing the love of her life a child. Oh, yes, I forgot the *coughcoughgrocerystoretripcoughcough*
He has two movies up for filming starting this summer. They don’t have to be in each others company for months if they work it right…
Ian’s revelations? what revelations he hasn’t proved anything for someone who has sources? restraining orders, bitter custody battle, beastiology, incest, break up, in-law hate, sudanese pregnant model, mystery woman at lunch. Geez wake up people. Where is his scope from cannes? he was there right? while you are spewing your hate, Brad and Angelina are on a private jet, having the time of their lives.
@DebFrmHell:
Oh, wow, totally agree with you on every point here. Right on target – please. at the Acadamy Awards, it had nothing to do w/ JA. They just were not in ’sync’ with each other and EVERY one of my friends (and believe me, we are on the phone at EVERY commercial break) we are like ‘did you see the two of them, they do not even look like they are together.” That’s only ONE of your many points I agree with.
Hey, P.S. Do you see the post below you from “Turkana”?? WTF – this thing is on this site at this late time and she has to ‘vent’?? Loon-e-toon. If this “B” thinks we are so ‘crazy’ and full of ‘obsessive hate’ why is this thing on here. I wouldn’t even bother!!
But, thanks for your insights re this whole thing, ’cause you are right on target!! Best!
I think there’s an easy answer to all of this: Brad is a complete alcoholic – so the minute he started downing thoses redbull vodkas was the minute he probably lost control of all the resolve he’s tried so hard to build in the last several months. Separations are sticky and difficult and tumultous, Esp. with children involved. Angelina is used to operating “under the influence”. Brad doesn’t have the same handle on it as she does. Sad — there’s nothing more pitiful than a middle aged alcoholic.
@harikari girl:
She was the one photographed with a wineglass in her hands…buh-bye preganancy runors! Besides the last I heard you actually have to be getting laid to get knocked up!
@Turkana:
“beastiology, incest, break up, in-law hate, sudanese pregnant model, mystery woman at lunch.”
I never said I believe everything written on here much to the chagrin of some of the other posters. When things are too outlandish for me to believe, I simply don’t post on that thread. Why add to hits just for infighting with the others. Pointless.
It is called being a responsible poster. You should give it a shot sometime.
@DebFrmHell:
Oh, and, another one – TurkiMORON, was apparently on the ‘flight with them on a private jet having their life of their time with them”! Huh, Hmmmm!!? No wonder Keane goes out of her mind w/ these morons. Yeah, turkimoron – how would you EVEN know? Don’t answer, ’cause your nuts!!
@sama:
Kate you can also think that a lot what was said here isn’t true…… a thought….. i don’t believe he was in rehab.. i don’t believe jennifer wants him back….. i don’t believe that they are over yet…. a lot what was said here doesn’t make sense….
I do believe they are over, I do believe Jen wants him back, , and I believe he took a stab at rehab. I think what you are not seeing is that Brad did exactly the same thing with Jen, exactly. I posted an interview he gave in Se
Pop Culture News and Views by Journalist Ian Halperin
I am curious what everyone is thinking of this pictures (kate i know your opinion thanks for that)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1185269/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-crush-rumours-rift-award-winning-display-affection.html
ReplyAngelina and Brad are so in love, their body language in whole shows that. I’m just wondering why you chose three pictures out of 70 to show them apart or not smiling? How about posting the six pictures of them looking so lovingly into each others eyes while holding each other. But wait then you’d have to back up the lies you’ve been spewing, bwahahaha. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
Replyhttp://www.popsugar.com/3173555?page=0,0,22
Replyanother one http://www.popsugar.com/3173555?page=0,0,22
ReplyShe seems very sweaty for someone wearing next to nothing
Reply@I lust Angelina:
lol right do you see that first picture dear, the one where it says Brad is drawing her near, the one where her right arm is just hanging there like it is dead limp tissue , the one where for the first time in history her eyes are wandering, the one where for the first time in history HE is the one pulling her in, the one where the first time in history she is not engulfing him like a freaking ocotopussy?
Yeah, that one. Definitely in love. lol
Reply@I lust Angelina:
Replyah ah ah, 70 pictures and they can take the “i love you so much” pose for only six of them ? thanks for the tip, you rock !
Yes, I love Angelina and Brad very muchGod bless them!!!
Replythese pix do not translate that they do not love each other! Jealous!!
Replyhow about this one…..http://www.popsugar.com/3173555?page=0,0,22
Replyhow about this one http://www.popsugar.com/3173555?page=0,0,22
ReplyThey have problems of couple as everybody except that for them it takes place in worldvision! I hope they’ll stay together!
ReplyLooks like she has had some more face work done – maybe just botox or something, face very flat(no lines) and shiny. I really think its all for show, the novelty seems to have worn off, just a ‘normal’ couple now but I cant pick up any signs of any major rift between from of all the pictures all over the web. Also did you see the interview on the red carpet, Brad saying he liked being at cannes and referred to Ange something like ‘with this lovely lady’, a little bit sick came to my throat. Do you think they have brushed up on their acting lessons?!?
Replywhen a man is drunk he can be a total tool and yes they have the porn pictures but she does not look that into it. maybe he is saying one more for old times. not that i blame her a drunk is not some one you want to take home to bed. and please no god bless these two do not believe in god so please stop the god blesses. and i hope they stay together so that nobody else has to be tramatized by having a patner like them.jmo
Reply@meg:
Replywow, you seem to be a true believer, isn’t an adultary and unmarried couple in total contradiction with your religious value ? and for the pix you should compare to the ones he did with aniston at the same events, you’ll see that he actually did look in love and that it didn’t prevent him for screwing around. so… once a cheater always a cheater, it’s in your nature or not. when you have crossed that moral bondery once, it’s way too easy to find excuses to do it again. and to me they don’t look in love.
@jan:
Reply“and i hope they stay together so that nobody else has to be tramatized by having a patner like them”
excellent !!! that’s funny
@meg:
ReplyActors Meg, their actors.
Go back to JJ with your slavish devotion, it’s too early in the morning for this kind of star-lust.
@sama:
Thxs for the pic’s Sama, look at her pupils, they look dilated and she’s sweaty looking, IMO I think she’s on something. Pic’s 2-5. As always JMO.
Any true religious believer would say Ange was a Sinner, funny how religion gets twisted to suit peoples opinions!
Reply@Liin:
Replyi couldn’t agree more !
My first post got lost, but Im gutted as although they are not as loved up as the seemed to be previously, I couldn’t spot any major signs of a rift , do you think they have had extra acting lessons?!?
Reply@Liin:
Morning all,
I agree with another point, we’re all sinners, I think the big difference between us and her is, she revels in her sin, and flaunts it, no remorse ,no regrets, amoral peopel like AJ don’t see the error of their ways.
Isaiah 5:20
ReplyWoe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
As always my humble opinion.
here there are pictures of the party after the projection :
Replyhttp://www.purepeople.com/article/brad-pitt-et-angelina-jolie-apres-un-tapis-rouge-glamour-c-est-operation-calins_a31734/1
the article talks and talks about all their cuddlings and how focus on each other they were but looking at the pictures i’m not convinced
@chris:
ReplyGood catch Chris, I’m not convinced either.
@chris:
Reply1.all the men look around even they are married. And i have a scoop for Brad is a MAN!
2.About aniston. Yes it i bad to cheat our partner. It is our human nature. My only one religion is love. Were you always correct with your lovers? Nobody is perfect.
in fact, if you take all the pictures of this event, except some rare ones, they mostly don’t look at each other. it’s something i’ve found weird since a long time now. especially when i recall how aniston and him always seemed like if they were alone in the world.
ReplyThe more I look at the pic’s of them AJ&BP at Cannes the more I’m convinced she’s on something, her eyes in at least three of the pic’s, Chris posted her eyes look black. JMO
Reply@chris:
I saw those, what I did notice (I think someone else spotted this too) Brad seems to be the stronger one now, it seemed that Ange always pulled him around, but now especially in one of those pic, she looks like a little girl, she touches Brads leg, she still seem to be tactile, but he doesn’t. My gut feel is they will be together for a while yet.
@Mama San:
ReplyHi Mama San,
Your are right, if religious, everyone would be a sinner, I personally am an aethiest, but I believe everyone has to do or believe in what they have to to get by in this nasty old world. In my world there is good and bad – and she is very bad. JMO.
@meg:
ReplyAre you now saying that Brad is getting his cajones back because he hasn’t acted like a real man in the last four years? Are you in a relationship that means looking is the equal to “doing the wild thing” with another while still married? Loose morals are NOT a part of human nature. Pittiful loon.
sorry about spelling, cant type and eat crisp at the same time – yuk greasy keyboard.
Reply@meg:
Replyyes i’ve always been, and it’s really simplictive to say that all men or all women are the same. all men don’t have the devil in their pants. i use to be in the army so i’ve been able to observe a lot of men’s behaviour, and they may be joking around about girls without smoothness, but most of them were faithfull. and no, i’m not ugly, far from that, and trust me, we really were not many girls so in barracks we all are alive temptation. so i think i know what i’m talking about.
and i confirm, nobody is perfect, the proof is that you still post on a board that don’t like your fake idol.
@Mama San:
ReplyYes, there is one on the couch where her pupils are HUGE.
@Liin:
ReplyYou said it sister, she is very bad, to the ninth degree.
ITA, I think the power has shifted between the two, BP looks more into his game than his has lately, and AJ still look desperately clingy.
@Canuck:
ReplyTotally, I’m going there with a guess, if she is on something IMO, it’s an amphetamine, or coke, it’s definately a stimulant, JMO.
@Mama San:
ReplyWell, if she is, then hopefully we can rule out her being pregnant.
@Mama San:
ReplyClingy – thats the word I was looking for, so from that, is it believed that he did tell her to get her ass to Cannes? Its just with that hearing in the Netherlands (i think, sorry if wrong) she was over in Europe anyway.
@chris:
They look pretty together to me. Maybe they are drunk or something. Or maybe all of the reports of trouble in paradise are just crazy fights but they haven’t split. I don’t know, but they look like a couple in those pics.
The one thing I do questions is how we almost never get pics of parties like this. That is the one thing that makes it look like a pr set up. Since when do paps get into star parties? However, they look drunk and sloppy and hanging on each other.
ReplyDamn the loons for getting up so early…LOL! I swear they site check more than I do and I am adicted to this site!
**adjusting tin foil hat for remainder of a long day**
Reply@Canuck:
Replyhttp://perezhilton.com/2009-05-20-brad-has-weed-to-thank-for-new-film#respond
Check out this article on Perez Hilton, interesting , the drug angle is about BP, we already knew he has a penchant for The Weed,{can’t say I blame him}, but to admit to such, I am surprised at him.
@Liin:
ReplyThat maybe true, about making her go to Cannes, but I still think that at least for now until all the dust is settled between them, they have obligations to abide by for their BRAND. IMO.
@Canuck:
ReplyGood golly, If she spawns again I’m getting my tubes tied, lol.
Good Morning…….These people don’t even look like the KNOW each other……their body language says that they’re strangers…….That nude color was a big mistake IMO…..She has n color but the blood red lips of a vampire…….
Reply@Mama San:
ReplyYes, I saw that one. He didn’t actually say he smoked, just “woke up with a smoking apparatus, don’t know what that’s about” or something along those lines. Good thing the nannies were on duty that day though
@Mama San:
Replywell let’s be objective here, BP is a a-lister since what, 15 years or so ? AJ was know but she’s a star only since the rumors about pitt and her started so she has everything to loose. and like pickwick said on the previous post about her personnal experience, the second BP stopped loving her she lost all her power.
@Mama San:
Replyi thought of it too. her eyelids was droping in many pic. when its wide enough, its glassy. i think she’s stone.
@Mama San:
ReplyLet’s start a fund to get Brad’s tied LOL
This page is all about hating Angelina Jolie. I guess that a woman that beuatiful, rich and successful AND together with Brad Pitt (Who she stole from another woman)! is a bit too much for some people.
ReplyI´ve seen a lot of other pictures from the same occasion in Cannes and in most of those pictures Angelina and Brad looks very much in love.
And by the way Angelina even looks pregnant to me.
@ all, does anyone else think that after yersterday’s interview on the Today show, Ann Curry has now officially crossed over to Brangeloonieville? I think she was drunk? JMO
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyLMAO
@Mama San:
ReplyDamn you Scuba Steve!! You made me click on Perez hahahaha!
@Canuck:
ReplyDon’t forget the 5 (!) empty wine bottles! I thought he said that line, not as an inhouse joke, but as a way to distance himself from the horrid reviews that film is getting. I think it will not do well. AND I couldn’t be happier thinking that!
@chris:
ReplyYes, ITA her magical Poontang lost it’s power, so much for “Pussy Control”.
@omgwtflol:
Replyactually she’s after him on the pictures, more he does, in my opinion she’s afraid that he decides to stop, if she loses him, she loses everything. she needs him more than he needs her.
@Mama San:
ReplyI think she and Lainey are walking through golden fields under rainbows and skittles all the while holding hands. Oh and they’re skipping.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
LMAO, I know , I went there ,I’m sorry, once in a blue moon , D-bag Perez has a dinger.
ReplyI haven’t seen this bit anywhere else, on the QT angle why he{BP} took the role.
@sama:
ReplyTo me, she looks upset in the first picture where it looks like they’re about to kiss. Her brow is furrowed.
Later on in the series, he has his back completely turned to her. She is super animated talking to some one with her hand on his back. The next two photos she looks pretty drunk, but sometimes photos catch you in mid-blink and you can look toasted. Seems like BP always has a glass of water, not the usual beer bottle.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyDon’t forget they both pee cream soda and their poop smells like roses. La La la , la la………la.
@Mama San:
ReplyI’m just yanking your chain over Perez. It doesn’t surprise me that that’s how they decided to work together. QT is a party animal and a total goofball.
@Canuck:
ReplyDefinitely tripping.
When Madonna and Guy were breaking up, and they did those staged photos, it was obvious to everyone that there was distance between them.
In thee pictures Bard and Angie go a little too far with the “show” for it to be simply for keeping the split story at bay for a little longer. JMO.
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyThat occurred to me too. But I think he said it in an interview before he actually saw the film. Supposedly, this is the first time any of them had seen it, other than QT of course.
@Mama San:
ReplyWHAT ? they don’t pee champagne ?!!! i’m so disappointed
@Mama San:
ReplyHmmm. Interesting. Perez is outlet for AJ PR. So even though they are lovey-dovey in Cannes, her minions have orders to start slinging the mud.
So I stopped by FF and saw a pic of “the Dress” on the runway.
http://stylefrizz.com/img/angelina-jolie-versace-nude-dress.jpg
It really is a beautiful dress. I didn’t “get it” when I saw AJ wearing it. I think because she wore her hair down. But it really is a beautiful dress. Obviously the model and AJ have very different body types, so it looks different on AJ.
Reply@stinky-inky:
ReplyHiya stink ITA, your right some article that was posted yesterday made a ASSumption that he {BP} was drinking champange at the sit-down of the premier, it was later recalled that it was Perrier, IDT he’s drinking again, or at least I hope not until after he gets away from Gorgon, then he has something to celebrate. JMO.
@chris:
ReplyWord, my bad, LOL.
Don’t know much aboutQT but that stupid dance he did was a real stomach turner….He’s gross…..@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Replyi wonder what happen to BP in between morning and evening. he looks quite good and happy in the morning but gloomy in the evening…
ReplyThat’s what it reminds me of exactly…….too far apart and absolutely no chemistry…..In all the pics I’ve seen not one spontanious moment of fun or love…@JinxyGal:
ReplyLook, IMO AJ isn’t any different than any other celebrity when it comes to PR famewhoring, they ALL do it and most likely they have to in some degree as it’s the nature of the business, its cutthroat and most of them have had to scratch and claw their way to the top. And Im pretty sure that AJ isnt the only wierdly dark, narcissistic, freakazoid in HW, if thats what you are then Hey go for it, no problems. My problem with AJ is the exploitation of her family for her own PR advancement. I really believe that she loves having babies because they love her unconditionally but when they grow up she will see them as competition. IMO if she really wanted us to believe her happy family spin then she would keep her word, take a couple years off to be a MOM, raise her family in a stable environment in ONE home, let them go to school and make friends and then come back after they are grown. I don’t particularly like Demi Moore but at least she did just that. She moved her children to Idaho, gave up her career to be a Mom, raised her girls outside the glare and influence of HW and then came back years later to start over in HW.
ReplyYup and is he going to have to go back to re-edit this awful movie…..Most reviews say that is is just plain boring…..@Canuck:
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Replyi think the slit of the dress worn by the model was not high up to her waist. and there’s many layer of material around the waist. wonder why… maybe the material is sheer thin…
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyWhat Perez isn’t the hard hitting journalist that I took him for WTF? lol.
@Constant Gardner:
Good call, trippin’ trippin, or X X X X Xcstasy!!
@stinky-inky:
ITA, where else did that article come from ?
@Mama San:
Replyit’s okay. i’ll get over it. i think.
the dress would be nice if she was wearing a bra, if it didn’t open so high on her thigh, and if it was another colour.
@sheen:
ReplyI think because the model is super super skinny so the dress just hangs on her. On AJ it’s a little more snug. AJ has wider hips and waist compared to the model. That’s probably why the slit seems so much higher on AJ. It’s just a matter of different body types. I knew there was a reason it reminded of that green JLo dress; they’re both Versace. Very attention-getting dresses.
@chris:
ReplyHer dresses lately are a ill-fit for her. It is beautiful dress, but I would fire the seamstress or something, everything either hangs on her, or it’s not cut right for her figure, personally I think she looks like she’s playing dress-up with the big girl’s clothes.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyThat or she’s just airing out her va-hoo-hoo, just sayin’.
@Mama San:
ReplyPerez broke my gossip blog cherry. I won’t knock him too much. I had no idea what a blog was… nevermind a gossip blog. I saw an interview of him on a Spanish show and got curious. I went to his website and the rest is history. If it wasn’t for Perez’s site, I would not have found Dlisted.
As for the pics, its just another PR spin day in the world of the JP’s. They are ACTORS, they are putting on a show for the world to promote IB and the Salt. I believe Ian when he says they are split, this red carpet event is just like the others, done in the spirit of promoting the Brand.
Reply@Mama San:
ReplyHotter than a whore in church.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyTrue that, if it wasn’t for PH, I would not have found IUC.
I started on his site too, but I could not take the viciousness that was directed at JA, or the brown-nosing on PH’s part.
@Mama San:
Replyreally ? i think she chose to wear it this way to look naked. that’s why it’s too tight on the skirt part and too broad on the top part. this way all we can see is her breast through the tissue.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyLOL, she looks hotter than a whore on dollar day, that or she just washed her face with a glazed donut.
@Mama San:
ReplyI think I smell Tuna Fish thru my monitor now…LOL!
ThankYouVeryMuch
she looks like a freakin’ zombie. a sweaty wax figurine. drugs. JMO IMO
Reply@sinker:
Replyand what if brad is pulling her around / pulling her in for pics because she’s wasted out of her mind. JMO IMO.
@chris:
ReplyThe upper part of the dress is too loose, it’s doesn’t hang well, she is not wearing a bra doesn’t help either, but this is not the type of dress not to wear a bra, I say it’s a fashion No-No.
The rest of it hangs beautifully, the color IMO would have been much more vivid and flattering to her skin color{zombie white} if it was a rose color, darker than a blush, JMO.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyI’m right there with you AFM. I found all my current gossip sites thru Perez’s site including IUC. I have totally abandoned his (Perez) site though. He is so one sided and I can’t stand the way he trashes people. Now I think Michael K is hilarious, just love him!
@Kikumon:
Yes, he only had 3 months to do the editing, so maybe this time he’ll take his time and do it right.
@sheen:
ReplyMaybe it’s higher because they altered it with the ruching at the front, which the other one doesn’t have
@Mama San:
ReplyShe does look toasted in those pics to me as well. I think the whole dress thing is about her flaunting herself. Look at all the others who want me even if you don’t sort of thing. She looked eff’d up and ready to get nasty in my view (IMO). She’s pulling the already barely there dress back like “come on”. In another, he looks similar to the way you look when you’re pulling your child along. You know, in the store when they keep dawdling and you have to drag them down the aisles to get done.
@DebFrmHell:
ReplyLMAO, oh Deb, I love it.
@sinker:
ReplyITA.
@Vittorio:
She has the look of desperation, she is totally doing “the come hither” look, and as always they are never really looking at each other, in the eyes, there is a misfire with their body-language.
He almost has the look of humoring her, yes like an unruly child. I think at least in these pic’s she’s losing it, and she knows it.JMO
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyInteresting. They ruched around the stomach for AJ. I wonder why. I looks much better flat.
Definately appears to have had more “work” done on her face. One photo i saw of her reaching out to touch Brad’s arm showed a very thin arm, but with Flesh Hanging Off The Arm Bone from the wrist to mid arm. What the hell is that? Usually you only see that in a formerly obese person with a sudden huge weight loss…but on anorexic Angie? They are performing, it’s clear to anyone who is not locked into a certain mind set. Brad is bored beyond belief, Angie is bored beyond belief, neither is showing grand passion for the other, although Brad has a reputation for being a horny-dog, so perhaps he did relieve himself with her that night, IF she didn’t leave immediately as her two days off had already been three….over, done, finished. Nothing left between them, and we all know Angelina Jolie require excitement, adventure, risk.@Liin:
Reply@Mama San:
ReplyIf he’s not drinking, good for him. That’s some amazing will power.
@Mama San:
Reply“it’s a fashion No-No”
sorry i don’t know what that means.
@chris:
ReplyYeah, I’ve never made one either, LOL
With her history of known drug abuse, and working in NYC time zone, then flying to Europe….isn’t there a huge time difference , like 7 hrs between EST and Canne? I think you are correct in the drug she appears to be on in these photos. She looks like she is totaly out of it, on remote control. Her body is there, but she left her brain in NYC@Mama San:
Reply@chris:
ReplyLol, a fashion no-no means , no, you don’t wear it , or no, you’re wearing it wrong , or no, it’s a fashion disaster. Anythig pertaining to making a mistake in fashion choices, clothes, colors ,accessories , things like that. Here in the states a fashion no-no, for example , would be wearing the color white before Memorial Day.
I think Ann Curry was horny for Brad now that she’s heard he’s available…she wanted to be near the head of the line….wink!@Mama San:
ReplyCan you guys click the first pic in the header? I can click the other two but I want to enlarge the first one. Is it just me and my PC giving me fits?
Reply@Canuck:
Replylol, seriously, english is not my first language as you’ve all been able to notice, and i really don’t know what it means. i’m a little confused
@Patty anne:
ReplyHiya Hon,
Yeah there is something up, I saw another pic’ of her and BP , from Germany { I think} a couple of years ago and she had the same look. I will find it to compare. JMO, she’s on something for sure. No one elses’ pupils in the room are dilated, it’s not the lighting either, she’s pale and looks sloppy, a half-assd attempt to look sexy. JMO .I’ll post it here in a few, brb, ciggy break.
@Mama San:
Replythank you, but, why don’t you wear white before memorial day ?
I’d read a review saying it was the worst acting of Brad Pitt’s career…..said his phony southern accent, and set-in-concrete side jaw clench was cartoonish…..lol BOMB for sure@Kikumon:
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyShe looked like a bitch in heat, lol, you maybe on to something, I was totally taken aback with her non-professionalism, he looked pained, like “Dear G-d, not you too”, JMo.
Deliberately i bet. Knowing full well that Brad is a sex addict….her ploy to try to get him “reintheused” with her sexual turn ons? Won’t work, once you fall out of love, it’s forever.@chris:
Reply@chris:
ReplyHold on hon, I’ll brb, it’s a tradition of sorts, I’ll look it up and post it for you, and the pic for Patty anne.
@chris:
ReplyI was joking… a fashion No-No is what happens when what you are wearing is NOT well put together, or too small, or you don’t have the right underclothes and you have lines all over the place because of it, or you have no underclothes and your shirt is transparent etc. A fashion mistake, a fashion error… having short heavy legs and wearing gladiator sandals.
@chris:
ReplyA fashion no-no = a fashion faux pas
@Mama San:
ReplyI suspect that it has to do with a military (British colonial) tradition. The police in Egypt have white uniforms in the summer and black in the winter.
@Patty anne:
ReplyI saw the picture in question on FF. It was a true WTF moment in time. Saggy skin on the FOREARM?! Bat wings I understand but there?!
@Canuck:
Replythank you i get it, but please don’t use to many exemples like that one, i have the image in my brain now, berk.
Hi Everyone,
ReplyI’ve been reading this website for the last month, but this is my first time commenting. I’ve throughly enjoyed reading everyone’s comments and thought it was time to pipe up with my own. Re: Brad and Angie’s body language in the Cannes photos – several commenters upthread mentioned that Angie is the one making the overtures in the pictures, not Brad. I agree. For me the photos bring “Bennifer” to mind. Anyone remember their red carpet photos? Jennifer leaning into Ben gazing up adoringly into Ben’s eyes while he gazes off into the distance with hands in pockets. Ben always looked trapped to me and Brad gives off the same vibe.
@stinky-inky: Ruching hides a less than desirable stomach. My guess is that her stomach is flabby, and having chiffon pulled tight across it would look like sh@t! The most beautiful goddess and sexiest in all the world can’t have that, can she?!
Reply@chris:
Replyhehehe
@chris:
ReplyIt’s like saying something is a ‘faux-pas’. It’s something that you just don’t do or shouldn’t do.
@chris:
Here are the rules as I understand them: White-white is for summer. And in the US, that’s sort of defined between Memorial Day, May 31 or there abouts and Labor Day, the first Monday in September. So you don’t wear white-white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day. Then you take a break from whites for a while. Winter white (ivory) doesn’t have set dates, but I’d say from Thanksgiving (last Thursday in November) through February (as long as you’re not on a cruise). You can wear linen from Easter through Labor Day. You can velvet from November 1 through St. Valentines (February 14).
A few years ago there was a red carpet awards event in August. Many of the woman wore dark colored velvet, which was really rushing the season. One actress, I don’t remember who, wore a bright summer color in silk and I remember Tim Gunn calling out that her dress was the most appropriate for the season. Something like, “it’s still summer, people!”
Reply@Chris -In those pics they look pretty lit up to me. Angie’s face looks like it’s been dipped in baby oil . But, don’t see where they appear to be a unhappy couple . Angie’s fivehead steals the show in those pics. LOL
omgwtflo- ITA . They definitely had too many glasses of Dom P. I have seen pics in the past of Colin Farrell and the cast of Alexander at a party, getting sloopy drunk . But, your right. I don’t see too many pics inside parties attended by celebs.
What are we suppose to be seeing in the pics Ian posted ? I did get a better glimpse of Angie’s heels .. I wonder if she’s wearing Christian Louboutin . I heart Chrisitan Louboutin !
Reply@Susanna:
ReplyI know–but it created the opposite effect. It looks like a pouch.
I have to echo what someone else posted above. Since WHEN do papparazzi get into private parties for the stars of a film? Generally there is a no paps rule, because celebs want to be able to have private moments, to drink and act silly away from the prying lenses of the paps. Think about it, the ONLY time you ever see these types of pics are at the Oscars and they are sanctioned, posed pics with the stars acting very composed. There is a REASON these “lovey-dovey” drunken pictures of Brangie at the party desperately hanging on each other are splashed all over the internet. It is because it was PLANNED, they want us to see it, they want to keep their brand alive a little longer, to make money, or just to twist the knife in to Ian.
ReplySigh….as much as I hate to admit it….this site has been a total waste of time. They look very much together judging from the after party pics. Suckage.
Reply@stinky-inky: Ha! You’re right, as compared to the model she looks so heavy in the middle. She is definitely apple shaped – gains all her weight in the middle and the arms and legs are very skinny. Most women are “pear” shaped. I think this is why she keeps herself so painfuly thin – bc if she didn’t she would have a gut.
Reply@Patty anne:
Nothing could be craptastic as Joe Black .
Reply@Nicole:
ReplyI think we’re supposed to be seeing the lack of passion. In the “old days” (LOL) they were all over each other and practically humping on the carpet. In these photos (the middle one especially), they just look like blah. To be fair, there were a ton of photos taken.
@LurkeyLoo: I wouldn’t jump to conclusions just yet. Where there is smoke there is fire. There is a reason why almost every mag has been getting sources who have leaked there are major problems and/or they have split. And contrary to what the loons say, it isn’t just bc they sell magazines. These stories started in earnest over the past couple of months.
Also, look at Guy Richie and Madonna. Showing up together for the sake of his movie and her tour. They had split a year prior. Hollywood is full of fake posing between couples for the public – look at all the gay stars (Will Smith, TC, etc.) who act all lovey dovey when the cameras are around!!
Reply@Susanna:
ReplyI’m an apple shape and it sucks big hairy ass. I have to work harder to keep it in control, especially after pregnancy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
Replyhttp://ecstasy.org/qanda/whatise.html
I think she is on XTC, some combinations of this drug have derivatives of opium, LSD, and heroin.
This would seem more likely IMO, than her being on meth or something else.
@ Chris, there is some difference of the days when to wear white, some say after Memorial Day, some say after Labor Day.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/33056
@ Patty, I’m still looking for the photo.
@Nicole:
Reply“What are we suppose to be seeing in the pics Ian posted ?”
The happiness is not exuding through your screen? The loved-up “so-glad-we-are-together” looks that they constantly share? Or maybe it is the come-on-bitch-there-are-cameras-around-so-we-must-put-on-a-show-for-the-unwashed-masses? There is more passion during spawning season in the cold waters of Alaska! LOL
@stinky-inky:
Replyok, so it’s just because white is a summer colour. i thought there was another meaning behind it. thank you for surching for me.
@sama:
ReplyThe first photo looks exactly like the beginning of the sex scene that mama san posted from MAMS.
So we know she can fake that look.
It’s over-the-top for a crowded room, and his body language says he’s not into it.
If it was real, he would be leaning into her; his body would be facing hers.
They look so stiff.
On other sites people say they look like wax museum specimens.
@Angie’s Fax Machine: Actually, I am too! And I do work out like a fiend to keep myself looking good, and I eat very carefully. I have never chosen to go the Angie route — a diet of drugs and starvation! She woudl really look so much better if she woudl get on a workout regimen, and build some muscle in her arms and legs and do cardio to keep her mid-section under control. Instead, she ends up looking like a bloated, malnourished refugee.
Reply@Nicole:
ReplyI tried to watch that movie, but could not get into it at all. I had heard so many good things about it; so I tried to watch it. I was like ‘I don’t get it’.
@Nicole:
Replyi still find she seems after him but he looks like he doesn’t care to me.
@they don’t look broke up to me:
I think you should believe whatever makes you happy and comfortable. If it gives you some measure of comfort and stability in your life that these two are together and happy, then you should just go with that.
The photo that you linked to says something a bit different to me. He is attempting to keep his body still, but he cannot keep his head from moving away.
But that’s my opinion. To each his own.
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Ahh the “old days “…I do remember seeing Brad’s hand firmly planted on Angie’s ass. If there is one back there. But, your right there were a ton of pics taken . The drunk pics show them being a bit more relaxed. JMO The “old days” got me thinking of Angie and BBT. Never any lack of passion there. Let it go Nicole ! lol
Reply@Susanna:
ReplyShe needs to take better care of herself.
After a certain age, skinny arms, skinny legs and a barrel stomach mean one thing: too much alcohol, not enough food. I used to see it all the time when I worked in restaurants. Well-to-do middle-aged women dressed to the nines, who would have three cocktails before the entree and then once you served the meal, they would just push the food around their plate. No appetite, except for the booze.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyThat was a bad movie, but I just saw “The Village” and that was a doozy. I kept expecting the robot from Mystery Science Theater to comment.
In some ways it’s worse than “Manos Hands of Fate” because it was in earnest.
That M. Knight Shamalyan guy really needs to hire good writers and stop trying to do the writing himself.
I’ve heard that the “Lady in the Water” is worse, and “The Happening” is worse than that.
Oh, and “Inglourious Basterds” sounds like it’s going to take it’s place among these winners.
@Mama San:
ReplyShe looked like an idiot. What was with her hand to his face????
Right! That proves she’s losing muscle mass from her structure. A sure sign of aneroxia and/or drug abuse which replaces any hunger pains….@DebFrmHell:
Reply@Susanna:
ReplyBeing a pear isn’t any fun, either.
I work out, too, and still have a gigantic rear end.
Kim Kardashian makes hers look good, but I don’t know how she does it.
@liuno:
ReplyA desperate idiot.
perhaps she was going for the kangaroo effect?….lol, i know,….. i’m bad@stinky-inky:
Reply@pickwick:
I love MST3K! I miss MST3K so much!
The Village was just silly. The bad color! The bad color! I was howling.
I kind of liked Meet Joe Black. It was a remake of Death Takes A Holiday with Frederick March. I thought the interaction between Pitt and the girl’s fiance (he now plays P. Arquette’s hubby on Medium) was the best part.
Reply@stinky-inky:
ReplyI got to thinking about what you are saying when you posted yesterday and I realized that you’re right.
I do think that the women I’ve known who are in their 50’s start really showing their alcohol use in their faces and their stomachs. Men, too. Bloated faces and bellies with very little fat.
But she’s early 30’s.
Do you think that’s a little young?
@Patty anne:
I agree, her face seems like it has had recent work, esp after some of those bad early photos off the Salt set. The body language is not good overall- Brad normally appears not interested apart from a few seconds here or there, when she clutches at him. Looks like they’re definitely on the way out. Have to say that she does potentially look preg though- but the ruching on the dress is certainly purposefully accentuating it. I think the pressure was really put on that she appear, plus it was a way to dispel some of the bad rumours from Salt.
Honestly, the neglect of the little kids is just jawdropping. Twins under a year old! When did Brad last see them? And Jolie working for months now. If she is preg again it is hands down the most selfish thing i have heard of. When do those twins get held by their mummy? ( yeah i know…maybe she isn’t the mum…but what if she is? Heartbreaking).
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyHahah! LOL–where’s the joey, mate?
Lol…..that post of mine was a quote from a movie reviewer, my personal opinion will have to wait until i see some movie clips….@Nicole:
ReplyIMO they are so not into one another. Ange looks awful, something is wront with her face. Is it too much make-up trying to make her look good?
ReplyTrue Angie, and remember, she performed that same act on the red carpet with BBT….”we just had sex in the limo on the way here”…?? hanging on to BBT as if she’d fall on her face if she let go, gazing into his eyes adoringly, biting his earlobe for the cameras? It’s SHOWTIME!!!….lol@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Replyhe did worse than that movie, but he’s not that good in acting if you think about it, most of his movies that had success it wasn’t because of him. when i think at joe black i think about anthony hopkins, interview with a vampire : i wanted to slap him as hard as i wanted to slap angel in buffy, legends of fall: oh again anthony hopkins, seven : morgan freeman and kevin spacey, fightclub : edward norton, ocean’s 1-2-3 : clooney, and i could go on and on… he’s mostly very good at chosing his films and co-workers. but of course it’s just my opinion.
@sama:
I’ll tell you what I think. I think she is definitely on something. Very dilated eyes and sweating up a storm. In several of those pics, the sheer is sticking to her skin, starting with the first one. Ever been around people on things like X. They get a layer of sweat over every inch of their body.
ReplyHoly cow! Sad news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090521/ap_en_ot/eu_france_obit_gordon
PARIS – French police say British actress Lucy Gordon, who appeared in “Spider-Man 3,” was found dead in her Paris apartment after apparently committing suicide.
An official with the Paris police headquarters says an autopsy has been ordered to determine the cause of death. The official said Thursday it appeared to be a suicide, but gave no details.
The official spoke on condition of anonymity because of police agency policy.
Gordon, 28, appeared in a dozen films, including as reporter Jennifer Dugan in “Spider-Man 3.” She portrays British singer and actress Jane Birkin in the upcoming biopic “Serge Gainsbourg (a heroic life)” by Joann Sfar.
Reply@stinky-inky:
ReplyAs soon as it started, I knew it was the present, because of the cut of the men’s coats! Adrien Brody was wearing a green velvet coat in a modern cut in the first scene.
And the attempt to write an in an old-English style was ghastly.
And the scene of Adrien Brody dressed like a porcupine/hedgehog laying at the bottom of the hole!!! What a hoot! Even he looked like he was laughing.
Nice that they wouldn’t let the strong Joaquin go into the woods for medicine but they send the blind girl! Her dad says he is ready to sacrifice everything. Except his own skin.
And all that It-who-can’t-be-named.
And the ridiculous explanation for why no jets (birds that can’t be named) flew overhead.
South Park should spoof it. Or the Simpsons.
Wow that was bad.
To quote one of my favorite comedienne’s Chris Farley, AJ reminds me of a “smelly pirate hooker”.
Reply@pickwick:
I’ll take some of that hienny off your hands hon, I lost mine after my son was born.
@pickwick:
ReplyShe’ll be able to get away with it for a while. Then boom–40 hits! If she can’t resolve the body shape issues because she won’t eat right and exercise, there’s always surgical solutions, but that makes you look unnatural. In some of these photos, JA looks younger the AJ because she’s in better shape.
Hi everyone, I’m on for literally a second! But you have GOT to read these CRAZY ASS comments about AJ and BP here…they….are…..BEYOND…creepy!!!! I’m hoping it’s a sarcastic blog but I think these people are expressing honest feelings about these two….happy reading and laughing! One of my favorites is:
“Adam says:
When two Angels collides – you get Angie and Brad. All the best wishes for these two beautiful souls. Never let go of the one you love. All the best wishes. Adam “J” ”
http://www.examiner.com/x-7494-LA-Gossip-Examiner~y2009m5d21-Angelina-Jolie-and-Brad-Pitt–Still-pretending-to-be-in-love
Reply@stinky-inky:
ReplyPerfect example of what drugs and alcohol can do to one who is older, Brigette Neilson comes to mind, she looks better now that she has kicked the habits and the work of a good plastic surgeon. She looked rough for awhile.
@rotorua:
ReplyI wonder if either of them have spent an entire day with the twins—just them and no nannies.
These babies won’t bond to them if they don’t spend time with them.
I’ve never really heard of having newborns and then just dropping them off for someone to take care of—well, aside from fairy tales when kings and queens did it because they were under a curse and wanted to hide their baby from a witch.
Her face is very puffy, in fact appears to be quite bloated as i am guessing her belly is also, therefore the rouching around the middle on that dress…an effort to hide the alcohol gut, and with the way the dress wrapped around her hips, trying to give her the effect of a waist as well. What might have been a gorgeous dress turned into a “Look at me! Don’t i look sexy and naked?” moment into a joke all around. She’d have been better off in her Hague suit, or the black leather pants and shirt get up. The flesh colour drained all colour from her skin tone, the hair colour was weird, and her hair is thinning badly….anorexia? The blood red lips were so out of place in a nude dress. All in all, she gave the appearance of someone who had no idea they would be walking a Red Carpet and had to settle for what dress was available at the time.@liuno:
Reply@CC:
I’ve had a rough night.
I think I’ll pass on the angie-love.
But thanks for warning me!
If it’s any consolation, some popular gossip blogs are starting to get negative comments directed toward these two. I thought the day would never come.
Maybe people just have to worship something.
Reply@pickwick:
I can’t decide what was worse “Lady in the water” or “The village”. My friends and I went to see LITW an I should have known better that it would be lame. But, I dragged them to go see it anyway. I kept thinking “when are we gonna get to the scary stuff” ? When the movie was over people were throwing popcorn and cursing becasue that’s just how dumb it was .
Reply@CC:
ReplyHiya hon, I know your only here for a sec, one thing about the article, I usually believe people should work it out, but in this case I don’t think they should and IMO it would be better for the kids for them to split up.
@chris:
ReplySeven–Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey were typically amazing. But that scene at the end where BP opens the box and goes from rage/vengeance to despair/collapse and back again a few times convinced me he could really act.
@Nicole:
ReplyI have to go with “The Village”, I love me some Joaquin, MNS, best movie IMO was “Signs”.
@Patty anne:
ReplyPatty-anne, I’m with you. I’m stuck on her bloated face. Her cheekbones are gone and her face is round. Someone mentioned plastic surgery gone wrong and maybe that’s a possibility. Maybe thyroid? IMO, something is wrong physically.
She needs a doctor.
Maybe she has been on prednesone? Doesn’t that give you a moon face and bloating?
@CC:
ReplyA MAN WROTE THAT? What is this world coming to?
Look at this photo….Brad looks as if he’s desperately informing Angie to get a hold of herself!!! And Angie is covered in sweat…her right arm has a huge wet spot where the fabric is adhearing to her skin….pathetic , drug abuser, totally out of reality.
Replyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1185269/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-crush-rumours-rift-award-winning-display-affection.html
@Nicole:
Throwing popcorn? That’s bad. I’m going to have to see it for a bad movie night. Along with Lindsey Lohan’s stripper movie “I know who killed me”. They need to bring back the guys from MST3K for these movies!
I read that people are walking out of “Inglorious Basterds” at Cannes.
Reply@Patty anne:
I noticed all the sweating. Something is really wrong with her IMO.
Why don’t they get her to a doctor?
The weight loss, the sweating, the moon face, the hair loss and fading, the bloating.
That first photo is really weird.
Reply@pickwick:
Replyfunny, really, but kings and queens actually used to send their children to be raised away from the court. and our minister of justice rachida dati came back 3 days after giving birth, so much for all the women that fought for the right to maternity break.
@Patty anne:
Replyi love how they caption it “he draws her in for a romantic kiss” LOL
@stinky-inky:
Replyhe can, but most of the time, he doesn’t. in my opinion for that scene he had an epiphany or they put the corpse of his dog/cat in the box !
@Patty anne:
ReplyHoly Shit. She is so fucked up. Sorry for the bluntness but…. Her face, eyes,……
Oh Jeez, HELP, totally off topic, I knocked over a candle and got red wax on the carpet{IT’S BEIGE], does anyone know how to get this shit up? I cannot believe I did that,lol I can always blame it on the kids, or the ghost “NotMe”.
Reply@chris:
ReplyIt was supposed to be Gwyneth’s head in that box. That’s why he goes nuts. It was the seventh deadly sin and Kevin Spacey was the sinner. I forget what it was… Envy I think. Kevin Spacey was envious of Brad Pitt and Gwyneth’s love in that movie.
@liuno:
ReplyShe’s got a black hole for her right eye in pic #2.
watched a cannes video of red carpet. JMO: all AJ / BP arrival, photo ops, everything very planned, very organized, very business-like. Quentin probably did not want the “where’s AJ” to over-ride the rest of the party. AJ was in her place and more than just BP made it happen. must have been some business negotiation that made that happen. and she did look very sweaty and very stiff.
Reply@pickwick:
It was pretty bad. I was so disappointed in MKS. Something told me “IngloriousBastards” would be a snoozefest.
ReplyI can’t bare the courage to rent Lilo’s stripper movie. How bad could it be ? lol
@Patty Anne and Pickwick- think I will settle for another Ocean’s movie ! What number are they on now ? Twenty ? lol
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyHis sin was “envy” {KS} and he wanted BP’s charecter to become “wrath”.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Replyi remember the scene, i was just jocking about how far they must have been to make him play it well.
Rub the area with ice cubes to freeze the wax in the carpet, then you can scrape it off gently@Mama San:
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Reply“Once they reach the outskirts, a van appears and Somerset stops it. The driver claims someone paid him $500 to deliver a box at this place and time. As Somerset opens the box, he recoils in horror from what he sees inside. As he screams to Mills and instructs him not to listen to Doe, Doe admits to Mills that he admires Mills’ life, to the point of growing jealous of his wife and the love they share. He states that he tried to “play husband” with Tracy that day but it didn’t work out and he took a souvenir instead: “her pretty head”. It was Doe’s plan that Mills kill him, as he was guilty of ENVY. He also reveals to Mills that Tracy was pregnant. Mills, despite the pleading of Somerset, is too shocked into tears by his wife’s death and the knowledge that she was pregnant and empties his gun into Doe. Mills, by killing Doe in vengeance, comes to embody the sin of WRATH.”retrieved May 21, 2009-
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/synopsis
@Mama San:
ReplyShe is a MESS. I wonder who the brunette with the blue dress is? Brad looks like he is really listening to her.
YES! These series of photo really make that obvious! Her black eyes, totally dialated by drugs, her excessive sweating although she is extremely skinny, wearing a very thin dress and others in heavy suits are not showing one bead of sweat?…These photos are evidence for Pitt in a custody dase imo@liuno:
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyOh Thank you, your a peach.
@chris:
ReplyGranted he’s not DeNiro. I think someone mentioned this a fews days ago about Sleepers. The scene where Jason Patric tells DeNiro’s priest about all the horrors and abuse the kids endured. You see DeNiro go through a range of emotions–from disgust to sympathy to anger–but it all happens in his eyes.
@liuno:
ReplyThe thing about what AJ needs to understand about her image, not everyone likes her, and there are going to be the few pap’s that will get the “real” shot, the candid ones, that IMO she will not be able to control or spin her way.
@Patty anne:
ReplyAnd they are in a room filled with their peers. She is no longer in controll. That’s bad because for the most part controll is what she’s been strong with.
“I had sex with my brother but I don’t feel guilty” — It’s the title of the article. I didn’t sleep with my brother LOL.
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article4332635.ece
Reply@Mama San:
ReplyYes yes yes!! Brad was supposed to be wrath. Forgot that part. And gwynnie’s character was preggers too, so it was a double whammy.
@Patty anne:
ReplyITA, forget my dislike for her, say I never even saw this woman, no bias, I come across these pic’s and IMO I would still say she ’s on something. Shes’ rolling on X, JMO, or crank, which can be snorted, not just smoked. She’s HIGH, HIGH, HIGH!!! As always JMO.
@Mama San:
ReplySo true. It’s my opinion her following are down to just the “fans”. No what I mean? Perhaps there were other reasons Brad insisted she be there. ???? Granted he couldn’t be sure about her behavior or maybe he could.
My God. That face! I think of one of the character actors from Michael Palin’s Brazil.
What has she done?
Jenna Jameson did the same thing, you know. She never recovered her original looks.
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyI have to admit there are a few movies I like of BP’s , “Fight CLub” is another one, I cannot stand his “fluff” roles, “LOTF” and “Meet Joe Black”, I had to stop watching MJB because BP acting like a doofus, eating peanut butter for ‘Death’s first time made me hate peanut butter, he is so awful in that movie. Blecch!
Se7en was crazy, smart and disturbing my fave’ type of movie.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Yeah, but AJ’s has that weird section of fabric gathered across her tummy – looks much btter w/o it in my opinion. Of course, either way the dress looks better w/o AJ in it for sure
Reply@liuno:
ReplyGood call, BP maybe smarter than he looks, set-up, maybe?
Bottom line, I know a user when I see one, a pooper, crack-head, doper, smoker{midnight toker}, it’s like an unspoken language between users, and yep how I know, I am an advocate of the “green,#1.
#2 , I’ve worked in the club scene, believe you me, you know. As always JMO.
@Mama San:
ReplyHa Ha, I meant popper{ as in pills}, not pooper.
@liuno:
What a mess and only 33. They aren’t very good actors, I expected better. She looks desperate.
Reply@another lurker:
ReplyI agree. Here is a link to the weather for the month of May so far. Don’t see how you could sweat witt a high of 73 degrees F.
http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/monthly/FRXX0023?from=yest_topnav_business
hi everyone,
Replyi found this article written about Brangie Feb 2009. A light finally went off in my head. I asked Ian last night why are these 2 still together if they indeed are done. I think this article explains allot of it. They are no longer individuals, they have morphed into a brand. The brand is the “uber family” do good samaritans that can do it all. Fly around the world spreading their magic while picking up some orphans along the way. IMO It is all about the IMAGE, the carefully crafted image. If the couple breaks up what happens to the brand, the image? IMO that is why AJ and BP POSED for all of the pap pictures in Cannes.
http://www.welt.de/english-news/article3247900/Brad-and-Angelina-get-on-everyones-nerves.html
@Susanna:
I have never seen pictures of the after-party and you know they knew they were being photgraphed. It was definitely planned and part of the PR machine. They are such posers…
In all the pictures I’ve seen, she looks like she is desperate for his attention and he is completely uninterested in her. I don’t think she’s that good of an actress. I think he is leaving her and she is falling apart. Otherwise, why would she look so haggard and horrible. If she were the one in control, she would be glowing, not sweating.
Reply@TobyKat:
ReplyWow, good catch TobyKat, ouch what a “biting” article.
@CC:
Thanks, CC, I was hoping for a reason to feel nauseous today!!!
Good Heavens those loonies need to get a life!
Reply@Mama San:
ReplyYes Mama I know what you mean; you know one when you see them. Mannerisms, movements speak loudly for themselves. Let’s say Brad’s getting HIS head together, coming out of the clouds. For six beautiful children I hope so.
@TobyKat:
ReplyVery interesting article – thanks TobyKat!
@meg:
@I lust Angelina:
@they don’t look broke up to me:
It’s official, JustJared has invaded IUC.
Angelina looks stoned and just “there”. Brad looks like he’s not into her. I never did see the appeal of this couple and used to enjoy reading People magazine before it became obvious they have been up Brangelina’s (especially Angelina’s) arses for a while now. It’s sickening.
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyDang – she looks panicked – she is saying ‘Get me out of here” and he is saying, “You stay until I tell you to go bitch!” Yikes, what a happy loving couple – NOT!!!
@ceegee:
Reply“If she were the one in control, she would be glowing, not sweating.”, ITA, with this added point, if she was truly in love and happy, she would not be sweating either, nor have an issue with control in a relationship, JMO.
@Mama San:
Google Hints from Heloise and I bet there will be something to do. I think you are supposed to use ice to make it harden and then scrape off what you can, but I don’t know the rest…and of course it it RED, never fails, does it, the hardest color to deal with!
ReplyOh yeah, and someone needs to get Angelina some Nioxin or Rogaine, ASAP. She’s above and beyond surpassed Rihanna’s fivehead.
Reply@pickwick: I love, love, LOVE MST 3000!!!! Manos Hands of Fate….I cried with laughter! Lady in the Water was the abslute WORST movie!!!!!! So was the Village!
Reply@liuno:
ReplyGood point, IMO from looking at these pic’s, IDT he is under the influence of anything, drinking included, if anything he looks tired, but together, this is business IMO to him, he’s getting the job done at a minimal.
I agree with @Jaguar: too, that he is not interested in her. After party pictures seem to be more candid IMO, than the staged photo’s for red carpet and such.
@too curious:
ReplyI know, lol, I would knock over a red candle, it might as well have been a black one. TY for the tip, I was going to cut it out with scissors, I think I’ll try the ice first. , ha, ha.
@TobyKat:
I pulled this out of tobycat’s article:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover of ‘People’ magazine following the birth of their twins
You can’t even take their meek complaints about being followed by paparazzi seriously anymore. Even when there is no photographer present, Brad grabs the camera and takes a couple of happy-snaps of Angelina breast feeding for a U.S. fashion magazine. Are there any photos like that of Johnny Depp’s children?
I thought the point about Johnny Depp was a very good one. He would NEVER do this to his kids. He talks about them, but I’ve never even seen a photo of them up close. There was one snap from a street away once when he was with his partner and kids.
I’m sure he’s thinking of their privacy and the possibility of getting some crazy kidnapper focused on them.
Can you IMAGINE Johnny Depp selling photos of his kids to People for millions of dollars?
Reply@LurkeyLoo:
I’ve GOT to see “Lady in the Lake” now. That’s two people here who’ve told me it’s bad.
I love to have a bad movie night with the family.
I remember that some woman who had worked for years for the movie studio where Shamalyn (sp?) worked got fired for daring to make notes that he needed to make changes on “Lady in the Water”. She has been proven correct, but I doubt that is much consolation after losing your job.
ReplyGuess nobody is allowed to give that guy any input.
@TobyKat:
ReplyThanks for sharing.
@Mama San:
ReplyI thought so, but pooper made me laugh.
Can someone post a picture from one of the award shows so it can be compared to what she looked like in Cannes.
Something about her face is truly odd.
Reply@Mama – put a piece of brown paper over the wax and then lightly iron the paper, the paper will absorb the wax, it works!! Try it
ReplyIt’s a relief to see some reporters printing the facts and the truth of a situation without giving up their integrity to kiss ass to a pair of narcissistic child buyers. Loved this article! And it hits the nail on the head! @TobyKat:
Reply@TobyKat:
ReplyTobyKat, thank you for the link. i like the article. no ass kissing.
Very true. Angie is used to being the one in power, the one other’s feared. She is little more than a characture of what once was, now a joke, rediculous joke. The cracks are showing, soon the Brand will crumble into a pile of doo doo no one wants to step in@liuno:
Reply@Mama San:
I LOVED Signs and The Sixth Sense. Unbreakable was decent.
Hated The Village and Lady In The Water!
Reply@they don’t look broke up to me:
Shouldn’t you Brangeloonies be working on more youtube tributes and adding pictures to your shrine?
Reply@Deeca:
Replyhttp://www.usmagazine.com/news/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-arrive-at-the-oscars
Her face is so much rounder/wider. Is her head look bigger because she’s so much thinner? Or something else? She looks like one of those toys where the head bounces around. What’s it called?
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/87872683.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19375C05EF07E24E8D6FA703BFA64DA71B0E30A760B0D811297
Oh Geeze!! Brad comes up from the rear of QT and “man hugs”? QT…..quick, give me an upchuck bucket!
ReplyGawd! You are right! Since the Academy Awards show to now (Canne Film Festival) she has changed in appearance 1,000%! Her face has ballooned into a moon shape, and seems as if her entire head is now twice normal size, aka…Bobble Head toy…yes. Her fivehead is three times wider and taller, her skin is like dipped in Crisco…huge square jaw in a round moon face….holy cow….what happened??@liuno:
Reply@stinky-inky:
Replyto me, an actor is supposed to make me believe the story, i mean, he needs to make me forget who he is and only see the character. de niro does that if you except that last awfull movie with pacino. another who does that is mads mikkelsen. i saw what, five or six movies with him, he’s an entire different person every time. to me THAT is acting. there are too many people in HW who are just playing themselves over and over. i’m not impressed. acting is a gift, we have an expression here that you can translate by “there are a lot of wanabe but a few elected”
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7974/spl101835037.jpg
ReplyWho are you looking at Brad?
@Patty anne:
ReplyIt’s almost as if she’s had an allergic reaction to something. Her face looks very strange compared to even the day before.
Also, she was showing the same amount of tummy at the premiere for Benjamin Button, so it’s not weight gain.
Replyhttp://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/12/09/brad_aamp_angelina_at_benjamin_button_pr
Wasn’t there supposed to be a blockbuster this week?
I agree with the poster who said that the Ann Currey interview was very telling. I think it’s hard to judge the status of their relationship by looking at the photos. In some of the after party photos they look close. You wouldn’t know they were seeing other people. And in other photos they look miles apart from one another. But again, some couples become less touchy feely the longer together so it’s hard to read anything into them. I would like to know if Brad was drinking at the after party. I doubt they got laid. Especially if they are seeing other people.
ReplyEPIC FAIL. Can’t wait until Cannes 2010 when they will STILL be together, and the same handful of self-proclaimed experts here will STILL be insisting that it is all an act while psychoanalyzing their every expression from a couple random still photos.
ReplyTalking about looks….and ‘jelly haterz’
A 52 minute clip from the red carpet at Cannes
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/mediaPlayer/10005.html
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
http://www.ischiamondoblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/maria-grazia-cucinotta-picture-1.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/CucinottaMG155060699.jpg
Reply@Ian No stories ?????
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyWhat a world of difference in her appearance between the photo you posted of BB premiere and the Cannes photo.
@chris:
ReplyPacino was amazing in “Dog Day Afternoon” and “The Godfather”. I think he’s a better actor than DeNiro.
@Patty anne:
ReplyNow I have to take up for Angie a bit. We’ve been discussing her stomach but we’ve been giving QT a free ride. He’s pretty round himself.
@liuno:
ReplyI don’t know. She doesn’t look well at all. I think her appearance is alarming.
Talking about looks….and ‘jelly haterz’
A 52 minute clip from the red carpet at Cannes:
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/mediaPlayer/10005.html
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
http://www.ischiamondoblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/maria-grazia-cucinotta-picture-1.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/CucinottaMG155060699.jpg
Reply@pickwick:
ReplyYes, it’s very noticeable.
@Mama San: there are a couple of things you can do, depending on what kind of carpet you have – it it’s nylon based (did it melt when the wax hit it?) apply ice to harden it and then use a knife to scrape off as much as possible, then take layers of paper towel and an iron on low to blot up what’s left – check frequently to make sure you are not melting the carpet.
Reply@pickwick:Lol Pick, however QT isn’t rumored to be pregnant…
ReplyThe Daily Mail wrote this article with detset imo, the title tells you that-’the award winning display of affection” + best acting job of their careers. lol, just as IAN said.
Next, they later added the pic of Brad on the sofa with the other woman kind of mocking Ang, “go get your man”
Event Coordinators ae allowed to have photographers take pics in the parties, and then they must sign in blood to never release them to the public in case a star is scratching their butt, picking their nose, or snorting a line, just the way it goes. Total BS that these pics are out and I can not believe anyone would believe they are the real deal. The first picture alone is funny, it reminds me of the one on 2007 when she was dressed as big bird on the red carpet and she went in to fix his tie and he pulled back like she was going to hit him, same body language. Look at her face, lol, her limp arm, is that the Jolie we know? Hell no. Whos is your Daddy now, well Braddy was that night. “Behave little girl, or I will ruin you”
lmao, bet she never thought she would get a taste of her own viciousness. Coming around Angie darling, those chickens are roosting. Brad looked in contol to me, not like he was drinking, but could have been.
Her face, night and day from when she was in Amsterdam to these pics, what happened in just 48 hours? She met them at the restaurant for dinner, so that was her arrival. Brad did not pick her up. Bet she did not expect to sit down and have to stare at that gold chain around his neck all night. Now she has moved on, so does her heart care, I doubt it, but her ego sure as hell does, she knows there are going to be pictures. I would bet they were fighting, she was in a emotional meltdown and that is why she is drugged out , sweating like a pig, and pancaked out to try and hide it. Hmmm, let’s see, back in 2004 at Cannes, Brad and Jen were there, and so was Jolie. Jen was seen crying, why, because Ocotopussy was not humble enough to keep it under wraps according to those who were there. Gee, again it is coming around the tracks…something she knows about..the tracks I mean.
Enough of this silly PDA, who was the mysterious woman he had dinner with? Who is he involved with that had to stomach this crap?
Reply@Mama San:Isn’t AJ a pooper too?
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyShe looks disgusting. I can’t imagine what could do that. Does anyone have any idea?
@pickwick:
Replyi respectfully disagree. i find that pacino only plays pacino, at least since the movie with keanu reeves (sorry but i don’t know the english title “the devil’s associate” maybe ? i just translate the french title). no matter if he plays good guys or bad guys, he always plays them the exact same way. i don’t mean to offend you in any way, espacially if you’re a fan, but that’s how i feel about him. the only movie i liked since the one with reeves and theron is insomnia. but il was more because of the story. don’t get me wrong, i truly enjoyed a lot of BP’s movies too, but never because of his work. but as you know, we’re all different, we all love different things and that’s a good thing.
She looks like she is one of the zombies on MJ’s “Thriller.”
ReplyHmm, loons out in force, serious trouble in paradise.
Reply@Kate:
“Hmmm, let’s see, back in 2004 at Cannes, Brad and Jen were there, and so was Jolie. Jen was seen crying, why, because Ocotopussy was not humble enough to keep it under wraps according to those who were there. Gee, again it is coming around the tracks”
Brilliant woman! Do you think that’s what he meant by “on track”? Was derailed for a while, and is now on track again. Nice symmetry if it is a Cannes 2004 through Cannes 2009, isn’t it?
@chris:
ReplyGive me Depardieu or Jean Reno any day. Those guys could do whole films without ever speaking a word.
@chris:
ReplyAnd Vincent Cassel, who has the good fortune to be married to one of the world’s most beautiful women, a real one.
By the way, did anyone else notice that she didn’t get her highlights touched up beforehand? She’s got about 6 weeks of roots showing. And as Constant Gardener or maybe Mama San (someone here anyways) pointed out, no manicure either. Hardly the actions of someone who gives a shit, or perhaps someone who didn’t plan on coming.
Reply@Canuck:
I think he is definitely done with he and he is on a new plan, Brad is a planner, and once he executes it he goes with it full force, just like he did when he left Jen. Hell, even wacko Lainey could see through this. Notice the comments about who got into the party, and who the Pitt Porn makes happy–case in point, Brad is wheeling and dealing, just not on the golf course he holds so much contempt for.JMO
Lainey-
It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering.
This is the show they put on last night.
A show in colour. The Jolie loves colour in Cannes. Bright yellow, bright green, last night it was pink. Looks more nude and muted in photos but in person this Versace had some pop. She had some pop. From head to toe. No conservative black. Instead, gauzy, drapy, sexy, and a very naughty slit.
Someone was sending a message: Brad Pitt is not leaving this.
And he didn’t.
Even while she waited graciously as he posed for cast photos, dutifully playing the supportive partner, he seemed to look back always to check, then as soon as he was done with his Basterd colleagues, he’d return right away to take her hand. And then all the usual moves: whispers, giggles, giddy smiles at each other… they brought out the A game.
PS. Do you see Angie’s fullback underwear line? Hee.
PPS. The dress is not a favourite. Hate the shoes. But it’s a departure for her. Let’s take it.
Once inside the palais, while completely stopped because of the backlog (everyone else had waited just inside to watch their arrival), she stood in front of him with his arms around her waist, and his chin on her right shoulder, and she was laughing because his stubble was tickling, her hands on top of his hands on top of her belly, as he was overhead saying – we need a drink! So they drank!
After the premiere it was off to the afterparty. Super tight security. Sniffing dogs all day around the venue, his people personally approved every single name on the list, they had the last word above Weinstein, above everyone, they were brought through the underground tunnel, and they stayed long, longer than anyone expected, not leaving until around 2am. Which is late for them. The Brange don’t normally linger very long.
But the kids are not here. And it was a free night. And while I don’t have children, I’d imagine, if there are 6 of them, you take advantage of the free night. You stretch the free night as far as it’ll go. Hell yes.
So they did. Both were chatty and friendly and sociable, never far from each other. Almost always touching – click here to see photos http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1185269/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-crush-rumours-rift-award-winning-display-affection.html – or nuzzling or sharing private jokes, and making Harvey Weinstein very happy. Everyone stayed because they stayed. The investors stayed, the money stayed, charmed by the Brange, intoxicated by the Brange, seduced by the Brange…
Pitt Porn is a dealmaker.
Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com and Gettyimages.com
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyI noticed that also. She definitely didn’t go all out. Looks like the butt pads are missing too.
@Canuck:
ReplyDerailed. Hmmm.
@Kate:Wonder what Lamey’s going to do when they split? Implode – one can only hope.
Reply@Canuck:
Replyfor depardieu i’d say that not speaking could only make the film better. and reno it really depends on the movie. i’m sorry, i know i’m supposed to defend them with my teeth and nails because we’re from the same country but most of the french actors suck. they act in movies like if they were on stage and that’s a very different work. they also are really bad at “doubling” (i really hope that’s the right word) at least for tv shows, that’s why my husband and i watch most of them in english. the doublage kills most of them. csi is well down, so does house (except for the way they prononce house, it kills me each time) but they totally ruin shows like bones (it looks like it’s the same actor who makes all the voices, and he does it with no intonation at all), or the big bang theory (they don’t sound too smart, they sound like dumb & dumber), or supernatural (they gave jensen ackle the voice of a 14 years old… it kills most of what’s hot in that boy) and i could go on, and on… they also censure the dialogues when they translate, so friends for exemple is really better in its original version. in france we had two versions of friends, the one for the public channel, and the one for the cable that was less censured. for movies they’re better, but we go more and more often watch them in subtitled english, like ocean’s thirteen for the american cultural references that are always changed in the translation, or like juno. the trailers are usefull to see wich ones are good in french or not. but like i said, we all love different things but at least, we’re plain in disliking the brange LOL
US WEEKLY
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Party Until 1:45 a.m. in Cannes
Thursday May 21, 2009
May 20, 2009
Celebrityvibe.com CelebNews@Usmagazine.com! – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Party Until 1:45 a.m. in Cannes ShareThisAfter the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were ready to celebrate.
See more photos of stars who can’t get enough of each other.
The couple arrived at Baoli — a club on the beach by the Croisette in Cannes, France — at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday, shortly after director Quentin Tarantino and costars, Mike Myers, B.J. Novak and Diane Kruger, who arrived with boyfriend, Joshua Jackson.
Pitt and Jolie were flanked by eight bodyguards — who, at times, linked arms to form a chain around them — as they held court in the VIP section.
Look back at Brad and Angie’s most romantic moments.
Although the couple appeared affectionate in photos and remained at each other’s side, the source tells Us they spent most of the night chatting up their fellow guests.
As servers dressed in World War II army gear passed around drinks, Jolie was “laughing and smiling and enjoying her conversations,” a source at the party tells Usmagazine.
See Brad and Angie’s family album — including adorable photos of their baby twins.
“Brad was also smiling, but not laughing,” the source tells Us. “He looked tired … he seemed more reserved than Angelina.”
Meanwhile, Tarantino remained at the opposite end of the “French Parisian” party, which was lit up with tiki torches.
“He spent a lot of time dancing on the dance floor by himself,” the source says. “They played lots of cheesy party music as well as popular songs from his movies like Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction.
Although the source tells Us the fete was less glamorous than the actor’s Cannes party last year, Pitt and Jolie didn’t leave the club until 1:45 a.m.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/brad-pit … es-2009215
Reply@Kate:
Fuck, he doesn’t like golf? Dirtbag!!! LOL
I mostly noticed that it’s unlikely that a paparazzi would get in without being authorized first. So who took those pix?
@cuze:
They aren’t actually, you can see the ass padding here: http://www.dlisted.com/node/32146/images/spl101835_004.jpg
@stinky-inky:
ReplyLOL, didn’t think of that…
For the loonies:
Talking about looks….and ‘jelly haterz’
A 52 minute clip from the red carpet at Cannes:
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/mediaPlayer/10005.html
Now THIS is one drop-dead gorgeous woman (women COULD be jealous of), an Italian actress, Maria Grazia Cucinotta (she gave an interview on the red carpet):
http://www.ischiamondoblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/maria-grazia-cucinotta-picture-1.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/CucinottaMG155060699.jpg
Or Monica Bellucci:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Monica%20Bellucci-1.JPG
My comment didn’t show up, next attempt with new mail addy and name.
Reply@pickwick: It is excruciating to sit through….good luck on movie night. ;o)
Reply@chris:
I love Depardieu, he’s larger than life and that’s not a crack at his weight. Hell, he even made those spaghetti commercials irresistible and he didn’t say a word. He talks with his eyes in a way that few actors manage. Reno, not to the same extent, but he’s got presence, charisma. Neither of them are beautiful, but they both manage to take over the screen when they are on it.
As for the “doublage”, dubbing in English, there are a lot of things that do get censured, I remember seeing a Nicholson film and reading the English subtitles and thinking “that’s not quite what he said!” At the same time, they do a much much better job at dubbing than in North America where usually the mouth is still moving by the words have finished 5 seconds ago. Not perfect and there are a lot of cultural things that don’t translate well. Les Visiteurs bombed in Quebec even though it’s the same language because they don’t have the whole aristocratic/bourgeous framework which was the base of most of the jokes.
Anyways, I’ve made it a rule that if it’s a book or film that came out in French, then that’s what it gets read/seen in if at all possible. Ditto for English, there are a lot of nuances that don’t carry over from one language to another.
ReplySorry Ladies, LT crapped out on me
Reply@Deeca:
I liked “the Sixth Sense ” too, it reminded me of Hitchcock films, I think with MNS he tried to hard to be clever. I saw his latest “The Happening”, I like Mark W., especially in “The Departed”, he couldn’t save this thin -ass rip off IMO of the film {”Day of the Triffards”}, he borrowed to much, plants killing people, he could have done it better.
@Different Guest:
Thank you for the tip, I am going to try them all, I’m just too lazy at the moment , I had to take the trash to the landfill, and man is it hot TODAY.
and lol, yes AJ is what I call a party pooper. Her career , body ,butter-face, all in the pooper, JMO.
Crying all night would balloon up her face, however, her eyes would be mere slits. Excessive water retention would do it, but why just her face? I’m as shocked as the rest of you, the difference between the very put together, attractive looking Angelina at The Hague and one day later Angelina at Canne is like twins; one evil, one good…..She definately was NOT into being at Canne.@liuno:
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyI noticed that she{AJ} has her eyebrows lightened that might be another reason why she looks “off” other than the obvious.
@Canuck:
ReplyNow Monica Belucci is worthy of the World’s most beautiful woman. She looked ethereal on the RC. That red dress! Bellissima!
My computer’s acting all funky again. What did I miss?
ReplyI kind of got the impression that she was trying to do a ’summertime’ look. Minimal makeup, nude colors, and highlights. Her hair has really thinned out a bit. I figured she had got rid of the extensions. Other than that, I didn’t see anything wrong with her. To be honest, I think I liked her better during this event than any other I’ve ever seen. She didn’t try to upstage the other actors and that smug look was gone.
Reply@Canuck:
Reply“there are a lot of nuances that don’t carry over from one language to another.”
i totaly agree with that. but i have to say that the origin of the book or the film doesn’t influence the way i look at it. films, tv shows, books can come from any culture, if i like the summary, i’ll read/see it. and by the way, i’ve laughed a lot watching le coeur a ses raisons, especially the scene with becky’s answering machine.
@Kate:
. I wonder if there’s a Pollo Loco in Cannes LOL
ReplyI love this post. What a difference 5 years and 5 children make. I just wonder where Jen is hiding
Was “derailed” for awhile, back on tracks again…..what does this mean? @stinky-inky:
Reply@Kate:
ReplyHiya Kate
” And then all the usual moves: whispers, giggles, giddy smiles at each other… they brought out the A game.”
I will say this much to Lainey , she got this part right,.. usual moves, and A game,….. can I get an Amen.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyMines been acting shitty all day too, it pops off when it feels like it.
Be right back.
Reply@Mama San:
Could be. Her face looks very different, but aside from the bloatedness, I’m having a hard time pinning it down.
@backalleyknees:
ReplyMonica Belucci is head and shoulders above AJ, even though they have the same sort of general allure. Belucci is stunning yet doesn’t come across as a man-eater, is obviously at ease with herself and her attractiveness in a way that AJ is not and probably never will be. She’s got that Sophia Lorenish thing going where she’s a full blown seductive woman who has no fear of that and doesn’t need to compete with anyone to prove it.
@Canuck:
ReplyITA she’s absolutely stunning & elegant, compared to AJ , a woman that comes across very comfortable in her own skin.
@chris:
Oh, I like Pacino but I’m not a huge fan. I like Jack Nicholson more.
But I mostly enjoy older movies.
If you had said something bad about Tarkovsky, though…..:)
ReplySo IAN…..any word on Jennifer Aniston now that she’s been given time off her movie set due to “exhaustion”?? The timeing makes one wonder…..did she not want to be easily attainable in NYC during the big moment of Angie and Brad at Canne? or, some rumor says she’s prego and not feeling well, or did she fly to Canne to be with Brad secretly? We never did get the big blockbuster from Jennifer’s side of this story…
Reply@chris:
ReplyI meant that if generally I try to read it/see it in VO if I can. Maybe it’s just me, but the same English written book in English that makes me cry, won’t in French. Stephen King doesn’t scare me in French, but he sure does in English.
@Mama San:
ReplyExactly
@Canuck:
Replyabout belucci i’ll add that she didn’t run to her surgeon to hide the fact that she’s more than 40, she didn’t seem less confident when she took weight, and she stopped acting for something like 2 years (i think i’m not sure about the duration) when she had her daughter. and here, where she works a lot and is really really really famous, we don’t see her in our mags unless she has a movie to promote. she seems to be a private person.
@Patty anne:
ReplyIan, Ian!!! LOL
@Canuck:
Replyokay, i didn’t understand you well, i admire you for the reading, it’s more difficult for me to read english than to hear it, don’t ask me why !
oh and still about belucci, i forgot to say that i find she ages really gracefully but i can’t say anything against her, she looks just like my mom ! (yes, i do have a very beautifull mom, who is very classy too)
@Canuck:
Replyhttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3110/3217042883_cb37e0f3b5_o.jpg -Monica
http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Sophia_Loren/Sophia_Loren_13.jpg -Sophia
@Mama San:
ReplyClassico italiano bellezze
@Patty anne:
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Story?id=813282&page=1
he seems to use the “on track” theme pretty frequently. I believe the quote is on the second page of this article.
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyI wonder where Jennifer is in all this also. Ian has always maintained that Brad and Jen are not getting back together but I have noticed that he does post about Jen and Brad getting back together so who knows.
@Patty anne:
ReplyDerailed was a movie JA made right after or during the divorce. I remember seeing an interview with her and Clive Owen on Larry King. JA and CO kept trying to talk about the movie and LK kept asking her about BP and AJ. It was still a very touchy subject. She never lost her cool and I remember the look on Clive Owen’s face was amazement that she could hold it together as well as she did. He seemed to be thinking, “I don’t know how she’s doing it.”
IMO they “got back together” the night of the dinner. I think, the red carpet and what followed, is a result of what took place the night before. It will take time for Brad to finally break the bond that keeps him coming back, as she will try to lure him back, over and over. The seductress tactic is a powerful one and one she obviously knows very well. I’ll bet that when she had him alone, she started kissing him as if nothing ever happened. That’s what it looked like to me in the “kissing” photos at the restaurant or wherever it was. It will be only a matter of days before there is a major blow up again, and they will be apart again. It’s a really crazy cycle. In reality, Brad is stuck until he finds the strength to finally walk away for good. But it is tough and very painful, especially with kids involved. In a spiritual sense, Brad is in “bondage” because you are a slave to that which controls you. Been there, done that. JMO.
Reply@cuze:
Replyif she knows it’s just for pr, she may have been watching it with popcorn just to see how the future-ex handdles it. or maybe she’s here, posting, maybe she’s keen, or kate, or maybe she’s… you ! for sure she’s not me, i’d sail my soul to have her body without having to workout and eat everything i want (i’m just kidding, angelina, if you read this, don’t come take my soul) lol
@chris:
Replylol
@Mama San:
She’s playing a blonde for her part in Salt, so maybe the eyebrows were lightened for that. And lighter, thinner eyebrows would make one look older. Her face is puffy though, the laugh lines a little too pronounced for 33 years, and she’s a little jowly in some of those pix. But then, lighting is everything. Maybe the whole look–dress, hair, make up–was thrown together in a hurry, as some have speculated. But I think the hard-partying life of drugs, sex and rock and roll is catching up to her.
BTW–who is minding the brood?
ReplyDo any of you remember the interview he gave where he didn’t want to talk about his family because he thought it trivialized them, and because when people know too much about you, you can’t do your work in movies because they will always see you as Brad Pitt, not the character he is in the movie?
Reply@a friend:
ReplyI agree. They probably had a heated argument/make-up whatever session the night before the RC.
@backalleyknees:
ReplyAre you talking about the interview he gave with Ann Currey in November last year. He was on location with her talking about the MIR foundation. Yes, he did say he didn’t want to talk about his family.
@cuze:
ReplyI think it was before that. That interview was the “I;m playing this close to the chest”. I want to say it was around the time of Shiloh’s birth…I’m trying to find it inbetween work phone calls.
@TobyKat: Thanks for the link. Very interesting article. I never really thought about them in such a concrete, lucid way — until recently. The way in which the article was written was so concise, organized, and to the point. Excellent perspective. I do wonder, however, if the initial baby (S) pics were done not just for $, but also because TomKat were also courted by media to see/sell pics of “their” (or at least K’s) own “S.” A very quiet competition exists between BP and TC. (More on TC’s end to BP.)
Whatever, again, good link.
Reply@backalleyknees:
ReplyHe mentioned in the interview with Ann Curry..”there’s some things I’d like to keep close to the chest”. Other than that I have no idea what other interview he said that in.
@backalleyknees:
ReplyOk, but they got home at about 2 am after a long dinner and after her having flown into Amsterdam and personally managing the war crimes trial before flying into Nice. She must have been doing some sort of stimulant to manage to stay awake after all of that, or she’s superwoman.
@Canuck:
Replyoh absolutely! but I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to work her snatch magic on him the night before. She looks effed up in a lot of those photos. She has the thousand yard stare people get when they are high on an amphetamine.
@cuze:
ReplyI can’t find it. I swear it was before Shiloh was born. I think the tabs were running stories around that time of them disagreeing on their exposure level. He didn’t like it at all. He thought it could ruin your career because you become so oversaturated in the market that no one wants to see you on screen when they see you on the cover of magazines every day. I am so annoyed that I can’t find it. Maybe it was with Diane Sawyer? IDK. What jogged my memory was when a critic was discussing “State of Play” and how BP was originally supposed to play Russel Crowe’s character but one reason they cut him is because they knew the viewers wouldn’t be able to see BP as a lonely shlump who didn’t have a whole lot going on in his life and being jealous of an MP who had a beautiful wife/life. The Beast that is The Brand got out of control awhile ago and IMO will be the end of their lucrative careers.
@sama:
Replybb14. I think this would be their best performance yet, he looks drunk to me his eyes look glassy, and in a lot of the shots he has a glass in his hand as for her she looks crap anytime.
It really would’ve been so much easier for her not to have gone. I think they would’ve gotten more sympathy if Brad had said something along the line of “She’s busy filming Salt and was gracious enough to let me come here for my professional duties while she stays at home with our kids who we love so much blah blah blah”. Why was it so important for her to be there? IMO they both played this in a way that’s bad for business. They could’ve dropped a line to the press that she wasn’t going to be there before the festival even started. They both feed on the insanity in a strange way. Actually, in a narcissitic way for sure.
Reply@Frida:
Replybb14. Ange has been pregnant that many times this year no-one can keep up with her. Pregnancy is when you show her bumps go up and down with every picture you see her in. JMO
@Kate:
“PS. Do you see Angie’s fullback underwear line? Hee.”
oh lainey… this is the tack of pointing out her flaws before someone else does. in this case, before we mention that she’s wearing her butt pads again.. JMO
Reply@ KATE, lol, love your description. They cant even act well enought to look in love. At E we all called that they would make out and pretend to be together but they sure wont win an Oscar for tht one.
Is this invasion of loons or the one thats left with multiple personalities and names? Thats what they do at E as well, silly loons.:p
ReplyHey y’all, how you all doing?
@ Section 9 – you think she had a cheek job like Jenna? We always debate this.
@ TobyKat – you hit the nail on the head there my friend – its all about perpetuation of the brand for as many profitable months as it has left. Celebs suffer in the credit crunch too, now is not the time to be dissolving the world’s most successful couple brand. They’ll milk it for a few more million dollars yet, no question.
@ Kate – exactly – films are now being sold on the myth of Brangelina. If everyone’s making the $$$$ who cares if they’re really together or not. If I was investing in or producing a film, I sure as hell wouldn’t. Just as long as they show up, look purdy, act hot for one another (or hot enough for the masses to buy it) and stick to the script. All is well, we’re all making money and we can all retire to our respective multi-million dollar compounds and count our pennies now can’t we? Bingo.
Reply@Patty anne:
Here’s a link to some real beauties. The camera’s not loving it!!!!!!!
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/post2766243.html
Reply@Keane:Except I don’t think the masses are buying it anymore. The loons yes, masses no.
Reply@Susanna:
Replybb14. Yes, you nailed that one right on the head. A very excellent possibility.
Hee hee
http://jezebel.com/5264681/body-language-expert-weighs-in-on-brad–angie
ReplyI must admit that there has been a change in the reporting of this red carpet outing.
Lots of references to “acting” like they are in love and putting on a “show” of their love. Lots of fubtle references that, whilst the writers are follwing the line, they do not altogether believe the relationship anymore.
Reply@Mama San: Another way to get wax out of a carpet (or any material except silk), is to use a hot iron. Place a thin crappy (but clean) rag over the wax, then place the iron over it and iron for a moment. The wax usually adheres to the rag/material and, voils! All is gone.
ReplyOn page 17 of this thread is the photo of AJ and BBT at the concert with Pitt next to them. Wondered where that was. Never met before hugh?@Vittorio:
ReplyAccording to the Daily Mail, all that “water” BP had in his glass at the afterparty was actually Vodka neat because the club had run out of champagne.
Replyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1185772/No-room-Hotel-Du-Cap-Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie–Bill-Clintons-town.html
@esmerelda:
ReplyThat’s hilarious!
@ Different Guest – I don’t know, I had a quick look at a London free paper today and it said there appearance quashed any rumours of a split, the media seem still to be pandering to them, I’ve not read any other accounts of it yet though, the public appearances don’t interest me that much. I had a quick look at Grazia magazine and it had AJ in that old yellow Cannes dress on the cover. The inside story was hilarious. Said Ange had a meltdown about BP’s meeting with JA and ended up throwing things at him like the kids’ toys, kitchen utensils and ancient wooden wall carvings(?!) in rage while shouting “stupid, stupid, stupid”!!!! I was laughing my ass off, can you imagine Ange in a furious rage throwing kids toys, spatulas and wood carvings at Brad without even uttering one swear word??? It was ridiculous! And it was the typical of course Ange knew that nothing could possibly have happened but she was just angry with him that it would look that way to other people. So she’s determined to turn up at Cannes and say he’s mine etc etc. Its this bizarre little triangle story they use all the time to explain every thing that happens. Its like the PR thinks that the public will only understand things in relation to it. It also mentioned the Morton book and how Ange had her lawyers on to it and was determined to keep her private life as private as possible. There was something about her maybe having had some sort of sex dungeon in a former home and a cupboard full of sex toys. The mention of Morton and the supposed contents of the book make me think she might be in on it. Plus it seems to very much be focussing on her life before Brad, maybe to deflect stories of what she’s been up to lately and keep plugging the “reformed character” image. Just a theory.
My other thought re: Brange putting on a show of togetherness for a while longer yet, was wondering if this could have been instigated and forced by Brad so he and Jen can figure out whether they want to get back together or not without the media glare on them? It would buy him the space and privacy he needs to keep it all on the downlow and keeps up appearances for business purposes. Just another theory!
Reply@Vittorio:
ReplyLove the pictures – told you she was a praying mantis! Great picture of her as it!
@Vittorio:
ReplyWow! There are so many pictures in there I have never seen. The finger-licking pictures are in there too. Thanks for the link
@Keane:
ReplyCan you really see Angie putting up with that? You think for one second she would be willing to play happy families with Pitt in order for him to have more time to work things out with Jen in private?
@ JinxyGal – I think he might have her over a barrel to be perfectly honest. I think he might have been gathering the goods on her for some time – the sex, the drugs, the what-the-hell-ever. I think he might be in control of it now and she is having to play ball. Ms Manipulator of everyone and everything around her I think has had its day. JMO
Reply@all – the first of my three new books hits stores in the next couple of weeks. here’s a preview (in French) of the first one: http://www.lactualite.com/editorial/article.jsp?content=20090520_135311_6192
I really enjoyed researching this one. Hope you all enjoy.
Replycheers,
i
Perhaps you are right, but I still think those pictures are a little TOO good for there to be any real hatred or loathing between them. They are not great actors, lets be honest.
However, I do think that Jen requiring a few days off set has come at a very strange time. I think there may be more to that than we will find out through the popular press.
Reply@Patty anne:
Replybb14. Definately not at ange
No Sudanese/Denise attacking or embracing Pitt on the red carpet or at the afterparty? I guess those eight body guards kept her out, eh SRRC/Ian!
ReplyOh, goodness. Saw this before, but so funny.
Replyhttp://skinindex.com/archives/brad-pitt-nude%203.php
@Keane:
ReplyIsn’t that interesting? “Stupid, stupid, stupid!” is an odd thing to scream if you’re really concerned about your boyfriend/husband talking to/making up with an ex. Not “how could you do this to me!” or “I can’t trust you!” or “you’re using me!” or something along those lines.
Now, if you are a brand manager and your ABM just did something that might impact the value of the brand negatively, I can see screaming stupid, stupid, stupid.
@Keane:I think there’s still some money to be made off the twins, maybe the 1 year b-day
Reply@Keane:I can’t quite articulate this, but it’s a sense of looking at different websites and papers, people who used to defend her aren’t anymore. I think some of it has to do with the kids getting older and not being in school or in a settled place. The young mothers no longer think she’s god’s gift to motherhood.
ReplyYep, she looks too skinny, very tired from filming and jet lag, and like she had more work done. Don’t see anything about anyone having anyone over a barrel or drugs or cheating, and I especially dont see any evil or conspiracy.
Reply@esmerelda:
ReplyROTFLMAO!
@Keane:
ReplyDid you see the Schweppes ad in that Grazia? I wish I had a scanner, I’d have posted it for everyone! LOL, unbelievable… Page 119 if you didn’t get that far through the mag.
@Gitano:
ReplyYeah, I’d like to know how that went. Wonder if she meant with him at all.
OMG! Her famous “FLAP”….good grief Charlie Brown, looks as if her past lovers have been horses or rhinos to leave her “flappin” that way! How grose@Vittorio:
Reply@HisHighness:
ReplyAhh, this is the forbidden one, can’t wait to read this! In english of course, lol, I do not speak or read french.
@Kate:
ReplySame here, Kate and I am interested in knowing what it’s about. Is this the one that is supposed to raise some eyebrows?
It would be nice if we could get some type of book discussion group going on here when they come out so we can discuss his books. Just a thought.
Reply@HisHighness:
ReplyThat looks like it’s going to be a really fascinating read. And how do we get invited, even if he has cut back a bit? LOL
Congratulations HH. That is very exciting. Will we see on you out on a book tour? Good luck!!!! @HisHighness:
ReplyHaHaHa, it’s such a teeny weenie that he had no problem hiding it between his legs….love the dance move, or is he balancing on a tightwire?@justhelping:
Reply@ Different Guest – that’s interesting and encouraging, I tend not to read the mainstream press much any more because it rarely does more than tow the party line, good to hear you’ve noticed a shift in perception though.
@ Canuck – didn’t get to see that ad, I will try to check it out next time I see a copy, perhaps Ian should post it on here, its SO appropriate.
@ Stinky-inky – there is that yes, it is appropriate in the light of what we’ve heard huh? But I think that was probably just the PR trying to make Angie not sound like a foul-mouthed, raving, foaming-at-the-mouth maniac, it was like all she did was shout “stupid, stupid, stupid impotently” – yeah, cause she’s not a violent, crazy bitch at all right? Ha ha!
@ Caribsmom – could be but I think there might be issues there that might prevent it. Not sure what but I’m sure there is something up with those twins, we have only ever seen them twice and the second time was at a long distance. Plus I think people might catch on to the famewhoring a bit more then. I think they know they’ve flogged that horse one too many times for a lot of people’s liking.
@ Meah – yeah I definitely read that in the pictures, it was something to do with the way he looked at her botox-plumped visage, it said to me, “see this frozen-faced wonder, she is now my bitch and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to stop it, bwahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!” (evil, dastardly grin etc). Yep, that’s definitely where I’m getting it from.
Reply@HisHighness:
That links to a book about the Cirque Du Soleil. Don’t think that’s it, Ian.
Reply@cuze:
ReplyThe resume is about the fabulous parties given by the owner of the “Cirque du Soleil” that last for days, sex, drugs, party, entertainment, over the top, the guests being treated as if nothing is too good for them, every desire looked after and thought of in advance…
@Canuck:
ReplyMakes a ball at the Pyramids look like some piddly little kegger, LOL
What About Jennifer Aniston’s Side Of This Story? I’m Being Very Patient, However, I’m Tiring Of The Will They Or Won’t They Stuff……I Want Jennifer Information….paleeseeeeeeeee???
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyOk.. thank you for that. No wonder Ian enjoyed researching it. lol.
@Gitano:
Sorry, Ian. Didn’t read the fine print. Sounds great from what I can understand of the French.
ReplyAnyone catch this tidbit from the Daily Mail article?
“The security for the bash was similar to that for a presidential visit – all of the Pitt/ Jolie minders are rumoured to be former CIA agents, and there were several on the roof of the venue.”
My, my, my. Hmm.
ReplyI follow this website daily but am beginning to have my doubts, How do you explain this Ian?
http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/05/brangelina-get-smoochy-at-the-cannes-film-festival/
Reply@Keane:
ReplyI’ll check around and see if anyone that I know here has a scanner on hand. I think these are only published in the UK, the previous ones of the series dealt exclusively with UK politics and politicians, so I’m guessing they are locally targeted. It will probably show up online at one point.
@Constant Gardner:
ReplySounds like a potential conspiracy theory to me, lol
@backalleyknees:
ReplyWow. Power has its privileges, huh?
@Gitano:This book is about the CduS not just the parties but isn’t the founder/promoter involved in a really ugly custody battle?
@Keane:I think the shift changed with the taking the floor at the hospital, they obvious pimping the kids visiting Mommy and then $14 million for the pics – it doesn’t seem like it set very well – and then the fact that contrary to her claims she has not been a stay at home Mom. JMO but I agree, I think there is something up with the twins – oh that was another shift the Japan airport pics, it was the young Moms who pointed out that one or both of the twins had not been properly placed in the baby carriers.
Reply@cuze:
She is the Canadian Jolie lol sex lies and murder, ha ha
Cuze we can do that on the forum for the books.
Anyone think Jolie got herself a part in a Tarantino film while she was in Cannes. Tarantino did not seem to be all that into Brad , just an observation. Maybe he ditched Brad to dance with her. ha ha
So Brad is drinking vodka again? Well alot of good that spiritual advisor for rehab did him, if in fact that is true, looked like water to me,nor did he look drunk. He looked in control. What do you guys think?
Now honestly, how is it that anyone can really believe that these two had any make up sex the night before, can you not see the contempt in her face in that first pic where he pulls her in to kiss her?
No cupping her butt, nope, no sex. Brad likes the butt, he likes to hold and touch the butt, did the same with Jen. Put a fork in it.
Those body language explanations are funny. Think that person does not like them? lol the look of love, now that is some acting. They have used that pose at every even too lol, if you really want to see the look of them being into each other, go rent MAMS and watch his face when they are dancing , he practically ejaculates.
All I see now is daddy dragging her around, and her not really giving a shit.
Okay, so just to clarify, was her being at Cannes the Blockbuster, or is IAN working on more because I thought he told LB that the first part was coming soon and then he posted this about Tarantino, so I am wondering if he has something else for us soon? Did he make another comment, anyone know?
Reply@Constant Gardner:Totally off the subject CG but did you see on the news today re:swine flu, turns out something similar was floating around 1918-1957, now hypothesizing that’s why it’s not taking out the over 50 crowd as expected because they may have an immunity.
Reply@Constant Gardner:
The security for the bash was similar to that for a presidential visit – all of the Pitt/ Jolie minders are rumoured to be former CIA agents, and there were several on the roof of the venue.”
And yet a photographer managed to sneak in, lmao , gee did anyone else get their picture taken?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI don’t think there was any fireworks for the Jolie Pitts either, at least not with each other. Wasn’t Clinton supposed to be staying at the same place they were at and at the same time? Now, he might have gotten lucky with Jolie. I was wondering about the drinking also. He didn’t look drunk from the pics I’ve seen either so I don’t know. I”m hoping Ian let’s us know what went down for sure. I thought someone had said on another forum that AJ had left already and Brad had some more press stuff to do this morning but who knows? I haven’t heard anything about him doing any more press.
@ esmerelda – those pics were great, Ian should have used those ones, they look oh so coupley and matched in terms of body language huh?!
@ JinxyGal – just had a look at those Daily Mail pics as I didn’t bother to look before. I have to disagree I can’t see any where they are remotely affectionate or look like a couple. They are just sat next to each other on a couch, she has her hand on his knee and he’s talking to someone else! He looks about as close to her as he is to the other girl with her baps hanging out. The kiss one just looks like the peck on a cheek you would give to someone you don’t like very much when you say goodbye. I can’t see anything remotely “together” about them in those pics to be honest. And I agree with Kate, it is most unusual to have pics released from the inside of the bash. Wonder why that could have been hey? And I have to say they may help to smother rumours of a split, but its not doing too much for their image, she looks horrendous. Not quite the polished red carpet images we normally see. And what is with her face? She must have had more work done right? Her facial features seem to be rapidly disappearing, has she had another nose job or something done around her jaw/chin? She is looking more and more like just a generic model type with just an exceptionally large but definitely reduced mouth!
Reply@Kate:
Kate said on May 21st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@cuze:
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So Brad is drinking vodka again? Well alot of good that spiritual advisor for rehab did him, if in fact that is true, looked like water to me,nor did he look drunk. He looked in control. What do you guys think?
I meant does anyone believe that Brad was drinking, not that he was in rehab.
@Patty Anne
I hear ya, I wonder too why there is no information forth coming about Jen. Maybe IAN has made a deal not to release anything. Remember back when he was going to have the “Jen Day” he said “we will prevail” and then nothing happened. He was having a glitch of some kind, and then we never heard what that was all about. Was it legal, a deal brokered? I know someone ask each day about it but no answer so it maybe he is under a gag order not to discuss it.
Reply@ HH – congrats on the book Ian, hope it is well received x
Reply@Keane:I don’t think they’ve smothered the rumors, I think they may have fanned the flames. Anyone actually paying attention to the body language can tell the relationship is strained to say the least.
Reply@ Kate – maybe he is holding it back for the book?
Reply@ DG – yeah I think so too but I’m not sure that the wider public will feel that way. I think we are so clued up on it that we see it in a very different way to most people. Most people really just skim the surface with these things and don’t read too much into it or analyse it too much. Others just think what they want to believe (loons and the like). I hope what you say is true though, and I defo agree that there is a change in tone in the press. Its definitely about a “show of togetherness” rather than “here’s a couple in love and laughing at those split rumours”. I think most people in the press already know and are just chancing their arm with the reporting. A “show of togetherness” is a subtle way of saying they may look like they’re still together but its all for show I think. Maybe they’ve all been reading here, I’ve done my best to spread the word – ha ha!
ReplyJM–Is that you?
Replyhttp://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/05/19/Police-Naked-burglar-sought-Jen-Aniston/UPI-80221242761632/
@Kate:
ReplyDon’t know about this particular party but like the VF bashes, they have their own still photographers in the crowd to take pictures for later publication in their mags. In film credits, I often see Still Photographers listed as they chronical the progression from start to finish. Maybe this includes post film parties and whatknots. Probably the photos are released with some kind of the stars approval to generate interest in the film. Just a guess on my part might I add.
@Kate:
ReplyHe looks a little bloodshot in that last photo, but she looks fried in some of the shots that daily mail article.
@Keane:
ReplyNo, I don’t think so because IAN was pretty upfront about it and he did say he ran into a glitch with it, I think there was a legal problem that prevented him from putting the “Jen Day” story up.
@DebFrmHell:
Have you ever seen any after party photos like this before? not me. Vanity Fair is different, they are hosting a party and naturally they would want to put it in their magazine. This is a Premier party, now every now and then there will be a few pics, but I am talking about the kissy face, we are talking about Brad Pitt, who always pushed her away when a camera is on him and she tires this. Total set up. jmo
Do people really believe these are real?
Replyi think peewee was definitely drinking and he looks nice and tipsy at the after party. i really don’t care if they are together or not i just love watching this train wreck in the making. i will say that she looks totaly depressed and unhealthy , in my opinion peewee has gotten the upperhand in this relationship now and she is the submissive little wifey that he wanted all along he has her now in a vice she will tow the line or he walks in alot of the pics he has this smirk on his mug that says who’s the daddy now beetch toe the line or else. jmo i think jen will not and never has let him take over he tried and she did not break like the oh so strong independent lady miss jolie. why should he leave when she is now the puppet and will pop out little peewee’s at his command. she is stuck and one of the days she will completely break as i say don’t wish for something you may get it. jmo
Reply@justhelping: Someone over at FF photo-shopped a diaper on this pic of BP you provided.. Not sure the name of the “story” or else I would send it to you.
Reply@jan:
ReplyIAN said Brad had to “beg” her to go “beg”, that does not sound to me like he has her right where he wants her. They are living seperate lives and she did not want to go, had no plans to, and he threatened to ruin her if she did not go, so she did. This is coming from a friend of Pitt’s, so sounds to me like he needed her to be there and he was prepared to destroy her if she did not show. He was nice to her because he was grateful she did show, she was cold because she did not want to be there. jmo
@Kate:
I just think the photos are in too good of shape to be the paps. Does that make sense? Maybe it is because there is only three or four released, out of gawd knows how many taken, and I am willing to bet that those three were released on purpose and with the stars approval. Just seems too “hired gun” in my opinion. Real, no, but the loons put out the cash for the rags that buy these kind of shots. Staged for the benefit of the unwashed masses, yes. A picture of Diane Krueger and Joshua Jackson is not going to put anyone kid thru college the way that a great LOVESBRANGIE picture would…lol!
The picture that has been floating about with thier hands around each others neck makes me think they want to choke each other down. Not make out. The opposite of what they intended to say the least.
Reply@esmerelda:
That is hilarious!!!
Reply@Kate:
Reply…and she killed a day at the Hague so that she wouldn’t have to spent her two days off with him for company!
Yes, yes but what do people think about what work she has done recently???? Its got to be something more hasn’t it? Her face seems to be losing its features day by day. Her face is becoming more and more flat and generic looking no? Is she trying to ef-face herself??? Boom boom.
ReplyOff topic, did anyone else hear that terribly sad news about the young Brit actress found hanging in her flat in Paris? I didn’t know her by name but she was so beautiful, it is really tragic.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyShe didn’t look like that in the pix from the Hague. She looked pretty much as always. Do you think she had work done in Cannes, or maybe she had taken/eaten something that made her bloat like that? I can’t see anyone having fillers and so on put in on the same day as they need to make an appearance, that sounds a bit risky to me. Doesn’t that sort of thing make you bruise for a while?
Yes I saw that one. Poor chap. How are you today? Is there any talk of JA being in your neck of the woods? @SZ:
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyOh I agree, Brad hired them, absolutely. lol
@HisHighness:
Congrats on the book release! I don’t know more than a few words of French but will be looking for the English version.
Reply@ Canuck – yes but there was only that one shot of her face though, where she was frowning and it was in B/W, maybe it didn’t show so much. I believe they have people on hand to top them up with botox every day – Madge certainly does anyway, well let’s face it that face is barely holding together as it is! Maybe it is botox making her face look more smoothed out but it looks like she has had more bone removed to me, off her nose and/or her jaw/chin, its like the face is fading away. I need Section to come back and give me his assessment!
Reply@Keane:
I totally agree that her face looks different and very odd; I’m not good at that kind of stuff so I can’t figure out what changed.
ReplyFor Patty Anne
ReplyThe gawdawful arm picture…
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/angelina-brad-party-5209-3.jpg
@ too curious – its like she’s morphing into Kristen Scott Thomas, you think she is her new muse?!
ReplyJolie’s face now reminds me of the old scarey Vincent Price movie, House Of Wax. There was a huge fire, and the faces of the characters began to melt away. Jolie’s face at Canne looks that way to me….disappearing, just sweatting away….Also, I noticed in several photos of the cast of the IB movie, the others were happy, laughing, looking at one another and standing close while Brad was off the the right of QT with a Hey! Look At Me Here!! expression….also ( yes, another also) i posted a photo up here much earlier of Brad coming up behind QT , wrapping his arms around QT and hugging the chyt out of him….hummmm, weird? I’d say!@Keane:
Reply@Keane:
ReplyI love reading your theories and comments on this blog. I think that you are really the greatest. And I do believe that a lot of your theories are right on. I think that I mentioned on here awhile back somewhere that Brad had asked her permission to move some of his stuff in to her house that he had collected from some of his homes and of course she agreed. It was also stated that once he’s back in HW full-time next year they can start a friendship again and take things from there. Do you think there is anything to that??
@ DebFrmHell – well we have one enormous vein in her arm, a tattoed upper arm, bright red lipstick, ratty hair and a dress that is entirely see-through all the way up to her hips. That’s one class act there!
ReplyThank you! But the one i saw her arm was extended toward Brad in a horizontal position, you couldn’t fail to notice the loose skin hanging off her lower arm bone….horrible! Like an obese person who’d lost a lot of weight and had sagging skin left over….very weird. This is a good shot too ….if they hired photogs, they certainly didn’t look at the results closely or they’d not have passed these on@DebFrmHell:
Reply@Kate:
ReplyMy opinion about the mystery woman I really don’t know I don’t think there was one we’ve never seen any photos and that is strange unless Ian has one. Maybe it was some-one from IB could have been anybody and meant nothing.
@Vittorio:
ReplyHilarious! How can anyone still think she is the most beautiful woman in hollywood? Ugh, she has lost her looks IMO. You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig. Give her a few more months and she’ll be looking like Amy Winehouse.
@Kate:
ReplyIts stories like this that made me see them in a new light, this couple and their loon fan are nauseating.
@Patty anne:
I honestly thought it was part of the dress for a moment…HAHAHA! Flesh colored indeed!
@Keane,
Replyya thinks her cutlets have changed time zone on her face? Brings to mind Simon and Garfunkels “Slip Sliding Away”!
@ Patty Anne – I am totally with you on the House of Wax reference, its like the skin on her face is slipping away from her skull – I reckon she’s had too much bone taken off and there’s nothing left for the skin to cling too, gross! And on QT, I always kind of assumed he was gay but had big crushes on what he considered his fantasy woman to be, you know someone out of his nerdy comic books or whatever in human form. I always assumed he’d be more into Brad than Ange!
@ BB14 – ah thanks hun (that is a term of endearment in the UK BTW, in case that gets lost in transatlantic translation!), that is nice of you. I think I must be IUC’s equivalnt of marmite! (Only Brits will get that reference!). I honestly haven’t got a clue about Brad and Jen right now to be honest, it would almost be too neat in a way if they did get back together, too straight out of a HW script to be real. Maybe it will but I reckon we’ll be waiting a couple of years at least for that announcement. I reckon we’ve got roughly another year of Brange and then they’ll probably take it slowly both in private and in public. I don’t know too much about their relationship and don’t have strong feelings either way about them getting back together, but at this stage I’m hoping they’re just friends or casually dating. He needs to get his head straight first before he dives back into that. I would hate to see Jen hurt again.
Replyhttp://jezebel.com/5264681/body-language-expert-weighs-in-on-brad–angie#viewcomments
have a sense of humour people.
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyHi DebFrmHell: That dress also looks like it was a “see-through” – gross! She should start wearing long gloves – the kind that go from fingers to elbow to cover up her ugly hands! She also needs a decent hair wash, cut and styling – looks like something I would do if I had long hair and the evil Ms. Jolie has certainly more money than I do!
Well, comparing the pix from the film set to the Red Carpet pix, her face looks swollen, bloated, puffy. She may or may not have been getting fillers, since we haven’t been seeing any photos from the set of her film since that Niagara weekend. I’m not sure if that would be allowed during the course of a movie shoot though, I would think it might be a problem. Then again, she’s playing a spy in disguise, so perhaps they can work it into the film. I guess we’ll see in the next pix if her face is still so puffy. She looks like she’s had way too much salt at the wrong time of the month, LOL. Very strange.
@Keane:
ReplyI’ve only ever seen veins like that one on person, a woman who was either anorexic or very very ill (I was far too polite to ask). At any rate, no body fat whatsoever and the veins were laying on top of what was left of the muscle everywhere, arms, legs etc. AJ’s arm veins look just like that, horrific.
the body laungage gal from the above link must have visited this sight and is doing a spoof lolololo love it!!!
Reply@liuno:
Replybb14 Its called a BOBBLE
I agree with everyone who says she looks wierd. Bloated, waxy, pasty, shiny, kind of out of it, It is hard to believe that she is only 34 years old, she looks so much older. At her age she should be wearing pretty miniskirts and halter tops and boots or cute sandals, or at least some cool skinny jeans. She just looks soooooo OLD
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyGee, is it bad of me to wish that she spent the night on the couch crying her way thru a bottle of Grey Goose and that is why her face is puffy? Darn it.
Maybe for her next red carpet appearance, she could just be naked except for long gloves (to hide her ugle hands) and boots (to hide her ugly toes) and the paps could just photoshop what they want her to wear! I think she probably likes being naked and having everyone look at her so she would be in her element then!
Reply@ DebFrmHell – ha ha! I’m not sure quite what’s going on there but I think she may need to go back to the shop for a bit of rewiring. It looks like them there cutlets might be heading for her jaw bone, so not a good look! Too much plastic surgery fucks up your facial structure forever, she should have just left well enough alone. She wasn’t the most beautiful woman in the world but she had her own look going on. Now? Generic work of a plastic surgeon’s gruesome imagination. She’s a Stepford Wife with tats and suspiciously glassy eyes….. she’s making me think of Julianne Moore in Safe – anyone seen that film?
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyHopyfully crying or maybe she was snorting something and did tooooooo much and thats why her face looks so strange – she should just wear sunglasses and save us all from having to look at her puffy eyes!
She goes to Cannes in May in a hideous BLACK dress! Why wouldnt she wear a pastel silk slip dress with sandals and maybe a flower in her hair with some coral pastel lipstick. She is such a GOTHIC Evil Queen even in Cannes for eff’s sake!!
Reply@OY VEY:
ReplyThe article is hilarious and some of the comments even more so. LOL
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/87872683.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19375C05EF07E24E8D6FA703BFA64DA71B0E30A760B0D811297
The Brad Hugging QT From Behind Photo…lmbooooooo
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyNo, why do you ask? lol
@Keane:
ReplyIf the cutlets moved more to the side she could become a stunt double for QT! HAHAHA! Gees, I crack myself up…
@Caribsmom:
ReplyFish belly white skin?
@Patty anne:
ReplyDang, Patty Anne, the hapless Mr. Pitt looked happier grabbing the disgusting Mr. QT then he did in any of the photos I saw of him and the evil Ms. Jolie! Maybe Hapless was trying to demonstrate to Disgusting how to tickle the evil Ms. Jolie’s disgusting toes!
@ladybert62:
ReplyI always think of Penelope Pittstop and Dudley Do-Right when you start on the “Hapless” and “Evil Ms. Jolie” thing, LOL
@Canuck:She could have opted for the golden glow spray tan!! Although AJ with a TAN might set the world of its axis
ReplyOK, bed for me, maybe IAN will have posted something new by tomorrow my time. Night all xx
ReplyOkay, someone earlier posted something about a brother and sister in love. I came across this article were JHV states AJ has complete power over him, 100%. Maybe they see nothing wrong with it and they believe we are sick for turning into something perverted like the brother and sister. JMO.
Replyhttp://news.softpedia.com/news/Angelina-Jolie-039-s-Brother-Chooses-Her-As-the-Perfect-Woman-50549.shtml
Someone might remember a photo of AJ and BP when they were stil filming MAMS, it was a CANDID shot of them and she was wearing a beautiful cream flowered sun dress and looking at him with such LONGING on her face. Back in the day when she was trying to convince him that she is just sweet Angie. Does anyone remember this?
Poor BP must be wondering what happened to that exciting woman who would race him on her own motorcycle to Ralphs, who would fly her own plane. Geez…
Reply@ladybert62:
I had the same thought about BP huging QT!!
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyYea – Dudley Do Right was and still is one of my heroes! I take your comment as a compliment!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2442346/The-Sun-looks-at-the-problems-facing-Brad-Pitt-and-Angelina-Jolies-relationship.html
Reply@cuze:
Replybb14 somethings he likes to keep close to the chest? Maybe he was referring to Jens necklace JMO
@ OY VEY – someone posted that one above, on second look I thought I was looking at a modern day Miss Havisham from Great Expectations, you know the old cow who wore her wedding dress for 30 years or somat and left the banquet table untouched in her dining room and the clock stopped at the time she was supposed to be married and got stood up…. ah, I’m loving these literary analogies!
ReplyAnother big problem is the presence of Angelina’s brother, James Haven, in their lives.
The pal adds: “Angelina depends on James and it drives Brad nuts.
“Tensions came to a head when he moved into the couple’s mansion in Long Island. Angie made him the unofficial nanny to the kids. Brad didn’t like it and it led to a lot of arguments.”
Frustrated Brad took off for a break in California to clear his head a couple of weeks ago. Thanks Sama, this explains a lot about his rushing off to California….so Angie moved Jame in to the Long Island home to be nanny to the kids….hummmm
Reply@sama:
@Patty anne:
ReplyMaybe he took a break to CA to remove his stuff from the Malibu House. It is for sale but he has filed plans with the city for some exterior improvements. Sort of like he removed his stuff from the French mansion, if those stories are to be believed. ((blushes)) I believed the French mansion one.
@Keane:
Replybb14 I see your point. Down here in Australia we really don’t get much info on these two and I rely on everybodies comments and sort of learn from them as to what is going on. But I can tell you I am learning fast. I don’t know some of the words that shortened but I guess as I go along it will come to me. Thanks for your comments I appreciate it. But I can tell you one thing I can’t stand that AJ. Someone gave me a copy of MAMS I tell you I can’t even watch it it makes me sick to my stomach.
@Keane:
“I think I must be IUC’s equivalnt of marmite! (Only Brits will get that reference!). ”
Keane, you supercilious toad.
ReplyI know damn well what marmite is and I’ll bet lots of other Yanks do too.
@Unfuckingbelievable:
I thought it was a monkey of some sort…oh, nevermind. That is a marmoset.
Have you thought of getting a boardectomy because the one you have up your ass must be getting a little splintery by now. It is making you cranky.
Reply@sama:
Sama, thanks for posting that. So Angie is putting it out there that Brad is a complete boring beer drinking dumbass that wants to live in LA with Jen, and she the superior wants to stay in the East Coast with James.
LOL okay , got that.
ReplyWhy….oh….why can’t Brad and Angie have THIS kind of love for one another?
http://www.holymoly.com/news/paris-hilton-goes-kill-cannes13360.html
ReplySo what press did Brad do today that he needed to stay for? Anyone know? This seems like a pretty boring Cannes so far , doesn’t it?
SUGAR RAY, did those spies come up with anything interesting? Something exciting and fun we can yak about? lol
Reply@Unfuckingbelievable:
ReplyAHAHAHAHAHA! Many Americans know what marmite is cuz we can find it in our regular grocery stores (NOT specialty shops). No, I reckon Keane is more like chitlins….(not double slung if you catch my drift)….
@Keane:
Replymmmm, marmite on toast or a ‘jacket potato”. yum.
@justhelping:
Below is an exerpt from the article justhelping was refering to. So, JH can’t find a woman because he already has the perfect woman, Angelina. Um, i wonder what he means by perfect in EVERY way…..
James adds, the reason for which he is still single is because he’s still too influenced by Angelina to make his own mind about his perfect woman. While he says that she is not a control-freak or some authoritative figure, as she has been described in the press, Haven openly admits to being 100 percent under his sister’s power.
Reply‘Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister. I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that. I go to Angie for advice and won’t do anything without her because we were so close as children’, James tells the newspaper.
How pretentious of you to verbally assult Keane for word usage when you yourself do it. So what if we do or don’t know what marmite is….how many Brit’s know what grits is? Its the difference in us all that make the human race what it is…learn tolerance my friend.@Unfuckingbelievable:
Reply@Caribsmom:
I couldn ‘t agree with you more. The exploitation of her fam is unimaginable. Everyone talks shit
about Katie Holmes but you always see her with her kid and she is a mother to her daughter. Other
stars drop out to the limelight for a sec to be with her kids (i.e. Julie Roberts, Matt Damon etc). This
famewhore can’t go a minute without being on a red carpet or making a movie. She has the money to take a long break, like she says she wants to do.
IMO, Brad is getting what he deserves. He is an A-lister who wanted another A-lister to have his babies. Jen wanted kids with him, but after Friends she wanted to have a movie career (she said so in an interview back in the 90s with Diane Sawyer). Brad wants his b*tch barefoot and pregnant, being a good old boy from Missouri ( he broke up with Gwen Paltrow cause she wasn’t ready for marriage and babies). Now he found his women to have an litter of babies for him. Its too bad she won’t stay at home and take care of them. Can we say karma. I hope Jen is not seeing him. She needs a real man (with a bigger pecker).
ReplyHaHaHa, acording to BBT, they must have, since Angie gives the best blow job BBT ever had….bet that’s why those lips are so puffy@CC:
ReplyHello everyone. Just wanted to update you all on what Aussie mag “WHO” has published this week. As usual AJ and BP are on the cover with it screaming about their sexy reunion (eww) then in the article they make mention of Ian. And I quote ” Among the most outlandish claims are those of US blogger Ian Halperin, who says Jolie,33, has already left Pitt,45, because “he’s become an old coot” and initiated a “vicious custody battle” This mag is the aussie version of People and has been bought out by AJ. Never any negative stories in this once great mag. Also I seem to be missing something – when did Ian use the words old coot? looks like the plants are hard at work. Not to mention all the loons that have worked out how to use a computer! But dont worry the kids were expected to be flying in at some time. But they are such good hands on parents…. Hi to Liin, Togi, Joanne and Z thanks for making me feel welcome on this site , I dont know why people have commented that this is like the school playground. Oh and Kate I am a she and my name was an old dj one. Just dont want you to be confused as to my gender! Have a great day guys and I will let you know what the other mags say when they come out on Monday ( its Friday here ) but no doubt will chat more over the weekend. Oh Kate – do you know anything about AJs female fancy after having first bio baby? could it be Fergie?? the plot thickens – love to you all x x x x
ReplySo…..Angie left Canne right after the Red Carpet event, and Brad stayed behind….for? And, where is Jennifer? There must be a story in this, but where is it?
ReplyWho are the other people that Brad and Angie are involved with now?
Where is Jennifer Aniston now that she’s taking off time from the film?
Who has the children, brother James?
Did Brad boink QT to get the role that is reputed to ruin his acting reputation?
Does anyone know for certain what drugs Angie was using in Canne?
Did Brad get drunk on Vodka while in Canne?
What happened with Brad’s rehab?
Huh?
All this time, I thought that James Haven couldn’t find the perfect woman ’cause no man comes with a black hole vagina…
**slaps forehead and wishes for a V-8**
ReplyNoticed Jenny Shimizu is on The Fashion Show on Bravo television. She appears to be one tough broad, just like Angie
ReplyLMbooooo @ Black Hole Vagina….you have no idea how true that is. Someone here posted a URL earlier which showed Angie’s legs and torso in tight leggings….the article refered to her famous “FLAP” Amazing how wide open her lips are flapped! Damn Grand Canyon down there!!! Poor Braddy and his teenie weenie
Reply@DebFrmHell:
@Patty anne:
ReplyLike throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway!
@Patty anne:
okay …here is the latest-
The Hollywood hunk led us by the hand into the VVVIP area of his premiere after-party in Cannes and opened his heart about 33-year-old Angelina. He even admitted that, far from splitting up, they plan to extend their brood.
Brad, 45, told us: “I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
Swoon! Well, it’s not every day that you have Brad Pitt whispering sweet nothings into your ear – even if they are about his girlfriend.
US reports claimed Brangelina are heading for a bust-up, but no one seemed to have told them. On the red carpet on Wednesday for Brad’s latest film – director Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds – Hollywood’s top A-list couple were more touchy-feely than ever.
At one point, Brad started snogging Angelina in front of celebs including Quentin, David Furnish, and footballer Steven Gerrard. During their marathon kiss, Angelina tenderly ruffled his hair. Ahh!
When Brad eventually came up for air – and we were waiting quite some time – he then parked himself next to us to continue our chat.
He said: “We’re having a great time tonight, it’s been a whirlwind trip. I love hanging out with my friends. Quentin just gets so excited and passionate, it’s hard not to enjoy it all.”
Brad then began tucking into the incredible spread at the Red Bull bash. We do like a man with a healthy appetite and, while Angelina made do with strawberries and champagne, he scoffed mini burgers, deep fried mozzarella balls, potato wedges and mini pizzas – all washed down with Vodka Red Bulls and cans of Heineken. Burp!
Re-energised after his feast, Brad leapt up to request Kanye West’s Gold Digger. Then he and Liverpool skipper Stevie G began high-fiving and giving each other man-hugs…
Replyhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009 … -21378637/
@Patty anne:
Not sure if this is double posting, but here is the latest-
The Hollywood hunk led us by the hand into the VVVIP area of his premiere after-party in Cannes and opened his heart about 33-year-old Angelina. He even admitted that, far from splitting up, they plan to extend their brood.
Brad, 45, told us: “I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
Swoon! Well, it’s not every day that you have Brad Pitt whispering sweet nothings into your ear – even if they are about his girlfriend.
US reports claimed Brangelina are heading for a bust-up, but no one seemed to have told them. On the red carpet on Wednesday for Brad’s latest film – director Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds – Hollywood’s top A-list couple were more touchy-feely than ever.
At one point, Brad started snogging Angelina in front of celebs including Quentin, David Furnish, and footballer Steven Gerrard. During their marathon kiss, Angelina tenderly ruffled his hair. Ahh!
When Brad eventually came up for air – and we were waiting quite some time – he then parked himself next to us to continue our chat.
He said: “We’re having a great time tonight, it’s been a whirlwind trip. I love hanging out with my friends. Quentin just gets so excited and passionate, it’s hard not to enjoy it all.”
Brad then began tucking into the incredible spread at the Red Bull bash. We do like a man with a healthy appetite and, while Angelina made do with strawberries and champagne, he scoffed mini burgers, deep fried mozzarella balls, potato wedges and mini pizzas – all washed down with Vodka Red Bulls and cans of Heineken. Burp!
Re-energised after his feast, Brad leapt up to request Kanye West’s Gold Digger. Then he and Liverpool skipper Stevie G began high-fiving and giving each other man-hugs…
Replyhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009 … -21378637/
@Patty anne:
ReplyLOL are we getting frustrated?
@DebFrmHell:
ReplyLOL! that was very well put. I think I will have the giggles all day due to you. Thanks x x x x
Anybody here plan on watching Pitt’s movie? I’m sort of on the fence about it.
ReplyDayam, what’s this?
Replyhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009/05/22/brad-pitt-kills-off-rumours-of-rift-with-angelina-jolie-by-declaring-his-love-115875-21378637/
Lol…yes, a wee bit@Kate:
Reply@cuze:
Not me. I tried to post his interview to the lady he was sitting on the sofa, guess it is lost in cyber space, but basically he said he is in love and may have another baby in London, has a beautiful split,seems odd but he was drinking vodka, and was making alot quite a bit from the sounds of this with Angelina, so who knows what the hell is going on with him. This is odd .
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2009 … -21378637/
ReplyFirm no on my behalf…Not only do I not like BP enough to blow $10, I cannot stand QT’s films. Too violent for me. If I am in the mood for violence, I watch the news…
ReplyNo. From what i’ve gleened from those at the screening in Canne, it’s a huge bomb. References were made to the horrible Southern accent Pitt speaks with throughout the film, as well as his “cement clenched jaw while off to the sides during long speeches”….sounds to me like he’s been badly influenced by Jolie’s form of horrendous accents in acting.@cuze:
Reply@Unfuckingbelievable:
ReplyDear God. Are we fighting about marmite now? Snap out of it!!!!!!!!!
@Patty anne:
I tried to post that 3 times, did, and it never showed up here, lost in cyber space I guess.
Yeah, odd isn’t it. They are quoting him, so now what? He is drinking heavy as well. So drunk,
in love, and wants to have another baby.
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyWhat??????? Something positive and sweet? Did the Brand buy off another mag?
LMbooooo @ Snap Out Of It…..reminds me of Cher in a scene from Moonstruck@Vittorio:
ReplyOut of boredom, i paid FF a short visit. Seems now someone is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been locked up in his apartment since she got time off her movie set…ewwwwwww….@Kate:
Reply@DebFrmHell:
Buy off. He sat his butt there and said-
“I am in love and I have the most beautiful family – what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world.
“They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
ReplyWe need some serious updates from Ian….is it all falling apart now? Did the Black Magic Coochie snag Brad back from freedom? Did Jennifer break down and allow John The Womanizer back into her bed? Will the sun rise tomorrow…wait! That’s a different show
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyThey are as crazy as the loons, he is gay, she is not now and was never with John Mayer
Thank You Kate! Whew, what a squeeker! So some are making up stories of Jennifer’s whereabouts…hummm, wonder where she is?@Kate:
Reply@Patty anne:
PA, I will give you my opinion of what is going on and maybe IAN will weigh in and give us a shout out.
At the PC in the pink suit, Brad and cast and QT were all lovey dovey, happy as little clams, then he gave his Ann Curry interview and pissed off QT when he refused to talk about Angelina and sent the masses into a tailspin about them splitting.
QT pulled his ass aside and told him , you best not fuck up my film, pull it together or else. So he did, and he laid it on thick. At the premier QT ignored him for the most part, and Brad was behaving odd. He was restrained on the RC, the pics look forced, he does look a littled blitzed in some, so I would guess he is drinking, but I would bet he said all this to get everyone off his back.
The Sun article is closer to the truth, Brad is going off to do a movie and that they are going to be apart fpr months. just as it says. After IB premiers, who knows, maybe he will split.
Will they have another one, I hope he is not that stupid, but I would be she has some on ice. If they are still involved with others then no.
Now this is what I think, but IDK, so maybe things have changed, and in that case we need IAN to tell us so.
ReplyThe pictures tell nothing. They look like a couple. This post was WORTHLESS.
Reply@Kate:
Your messages finally showed up from cyberspace. Scroll up. And thanks for relaying the info. BTW, I think your take on why Brad gave that interview has merit.
Hi all, and for those who live in the States, enjoy your holiday weekend.
ReplyBrad and Angie are in new relationships with others
ReplyWill Angie attend the Red Carpet at Canne? YES
Brad professes his love of Angie and states there will be an addition to their family
Jennifer Aniston suffers exhaustion and takes time off filming The Baster in NYC
Angie leaves Canne shortly after the festival Red Carpet event to return to NYC
Brad stays behind to do some photo shoots, etc.
Okay….they have me thoroughly confused now. Looks to me that Brad and Angie will continue together, but not “together”….i saw on one video where she tried to curl up into him for a sexy hug, and he turned from her and moved away. Body Language! The Brand. As Tom Cruise once said, Follow The Money. Both will present a united front for the purpose of milking the public of their hard earned cash for more horrendous movie failures? Arghhhhhhhhh. Ok, i’m done. My brain is tired.
@Patty anne:
ReplyI love new words. I found one the other day—’breastsummer’. It’s a beam in the front of a house.
I wish we could bring back the word ‘fortnight’.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i53565
Jenny Shimizu Says She Forced Angelina Jolie To Be A Man In Their 10 Yr Long Lesbian Affair
ReplyMmmmm. i like the sound of that….breastsummer….sort of sexy if you ask me…Good thing i’m not male, it might give me a woody!….lol…j/k@pickwick:
ReplyYano…..woody….beam?
Reply@Patty anne:
The part of this I do not quite get is the anullement. If they are going foward with the Brand for another year, why bother getting the marriage annulled right now? What possible difference does it make?
Well, and the rehab, all that and then goes to Canne and gets blitized, what a waste.
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyThat is fake. Just for laughs.
@Kate:
Do you know if this was a real interview?? This sounds like one of those where they cobble together bits of old interviews – why is he suddenly talking about how beautiful Zahara is but nothing about the twins?????? Very odd in my opinion…
Reply@Kate:
ReplySomething smells fishy. And I’m not talking about Angelina. The pictures of them kissing looked so fake and forced. In most of the red carpet pictures they seem distant and reserved with one another. No butt grabs or her draping herself all over him…… I’m not buying the i’m so happy, i so in love crap. of course all the above is my own opinion
I wonder if somehow Angie managed to work out an agreement with Brad to stay together. Using the kids as leverage? If they went through with an annulment, which i don’t understand as i read their committment ceremony wasn’t a legal marriage, why? Each involved with others? Wanted to be free to persue another relationship? Then the confusing message of being together. And why is Jennifer taking cover during this period? I had thought immediately upon reading she had time off The Baster due to exhaustion, that she was going to lay low during the big blow up. Now i’m not sure what to think
ReplyUntill the morrow, sleep is calling me….fortnight….that’s two weeks isn’t it? Niters all
ReplyI’m not sure if this was mentioned before, but Lainey has a poll on her website right now regarding the status of the Brange. Everyone should go and vote for the ‘they’re over’ category as it’s trailing behind! (But if you don’t want to support her dilusional beliefs with hits to her site, this is understandable..)
Reply@too curious:
ReplyThe writer said they had it first hand out of his mouth, and it reads like she is the one sitting with him on the sofa with her tits hanging out. The caption reads, “Angie go get your man”, she looks as though she may be from India, so the language is off, but yes it sounds like she is quoting him to me.
@Patty anne:
Woody…Allen? LOL.
I have never seen one interview, either print or video where he has openly discussed his relationship with Angelina Jolie, especially one that seems as “intiment” as this one seems. It is not his MO.
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyLOL intimate…sorry watching TV and typing don’t mix well.
@too curious:
ReplyI was googling the phrasiology to see if I could peice together what old interviews they were splicing together and double checking dates. I could not find anything that matched other than the Mirror.
Brad and Angelina Had To Leave Canne Early On A Private Jet To NYC
Replyhttp://bazblog.dailymail.co.uk/2009/05/cannes-2009-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-leave-early.html
This woman has a lot to say about AJ.
Replyhttp://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2006/10/skankelina_of_a.html
Maybe this will help put things in perspective. In June 2004 the Vanity Fair article came out where Brad declared he did not believe in two love forever. Oprah uprising. Now here is something else he said in that interview-
The previous week, while we were talking about his 40th birthday and how he feels these days, he’d said, “I’m happier than I’ve ever been.” But his tone was mocking, as if making fun of the inevitable tabloid headline. “Don’t write that,” he added, pointing a finger at my notebook.
Now I’m preparing to leave, and Brad walks me to the front courtyard, where my car is parked. Jen comes downstairs to say good-bye as well. He slings his arm around her shoulder; she curls hers around his waist. Behind them, the beautiful house glows in the twilight.
“I’m happier than I’ve ever been,” Pitt repeats. His tone is still light and sardonic, but this time he doesn’t tell me not to write it down. VF June 2004
Now I only give you that because that interview was done around April 2004, he already had filmed with Jolie .
Now for your reading pleasure, and remember, according to IAN’s source, Brad had been shagging Jolie for over 15 months by the time he gave this next interview-
Mad about Brad
When Brad Pitt told Oprah Winfrey he wasn’t sure every marriage could last forever, it sparked a storm about the strength of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. But with fatherhood beckoning, he assures Bruno Lester, he is now happier than ever, both professionally and personally
(Marie Claire, September 2004)
The latest damage-limitation exercise occurred when reports surfaced that Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting intimate on the set of Mr & Mrs Smith. They play a bored married couple whose relationship is invigorated when they discover they’re a pair of assassins who’ve been hired to kill each other. At the same time, Pitt appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and made his famous remarks: ‘There is so much pressure from day one to be with someone forever and I’m not quite sure if it’s really in our nature to be with one person for the rest of our lives.’ Cue shots of Pitt and Aniston walking hand in hand in Rome while he took a break from shooting Ocean’s Twelve. ‘The rumours are just rubbish,’ he said of those linking him to Jolie ‘and it’s hardly worth dignifying them by discussing them. I don’t care. In the end, people will believe what they want to believe anyway.’
MC: So, do you believe relationships can last forever?
BP: Well, some relationships just run their course, you know? You’ve got to be realistic about that. I don’t believe in looking at every previous relationship as a failure. All mine were great, but they just came to a natural end. Jen and I may not stay together forever, although I hope we will; but if we break up, it won’t be to do with Hollywood or the press.
What would make you break up?
If it stops working for us and it isn’t going to be so healthy in the long run. I think it takes courage to face the fact that something should end. In many ways, it’s easier to keep things going. But Jen and I are rock-solid right now.
Is married life everything you hoped?
It’s better. It’s great. I like being married. I especially like being married to Jen
Any plans for kids?
We’re still in rehearsals for that [laughs]. I’m almost ready. But I’m still a little too selfish. I want Jennifer to myself for a little while longer.
Would you make a good dad?
Yeah, I think so. Family would make everything complete.
Complete the phrase, ‘Love is…’
Oh, I can’t do that. Your ideas of what it is change as you get older. You thought you were desperately in love when you had the little girlfriend in sixth grade. Everything then was about the way you felt, right there, the quick hit. Now, what’s important is how intimacy changes, develops, matures. It’s about making a life with someone and compromising and empathising in order to accommodate them. It’s romance as well as love. And I currently have it the best I’ve ever had. Romance is cool. And love should be kept creative.
http://bradfans.net/articles/2004/marieclaire.php
Reply@Kate:
“as he was overhead saying – we need a drink! So they drank! ”
So much for rehab. And they look wasted in those pictures. I hope Pitt knows that when you quit drinking, you actually need to quit. Maybe he forgot that part.
Reply@OY VEY:
Great article!!! Just LOVE the ‘body language’ analogy here. JMO, I think AJ must be going ABSOLUTELY CRAZY that he is now on the way out of this relationship. And, I believe, she knows it and doesn’t have the ‘control’ that she used to have over him.
I think it was TobyKat who gave us that ‘tremendous’ video of BP & AJ in Cannes – where they are at dinner and her effin spidery fingers are ALL over him, but he just keeps ‘eating’. It looked like he wasn’t even paying attention to her. I believe that she ‘realizes’ she has lost ALL control. ‘Cause if you look at the media and this whole ‘Brangie’ name brand that they have created, she realizes that it will ALL blow up in her face. I think that she knows that she has lost all control over him. Otherwise, why ‘pretend’ and ‘LOVINGLY’ stroke his hand, etc.
BTW – it’s been my experience that anyone who ‘threatens’ suicide is looking for attention and help. I really wish I didn’t know this ‘first hand’, but I do, unfortunately. Had a roommate that attempted suicide 3 times while I was living with her, however, everytime she tried it she knew I was there. My moher was a physician and she TOLD ME TO CALL 911 immediately and to keep her awake after (and this was the last of the 3 times) that she admitted to swallowing a whole bottle of a ‘controlled’ substance. Got her to the hospital, her stomach pumped, etc.
On the other hand, in the last 2 years, I had 2 good male friends, who just shot themselves in the head and, of course, died. No warning, no threats, etc. When you really want to go, you just go! But it is just SUCH a devastating effect for the loved ones remaining. So, so sad. But, there also seems to be a period of ‘euphoria’ for them after they have decided what they were going to do and, they appear fine, ’cause they have already decided that the pain is going to end for them. This is something that I really wish I didn’t know. But, I know the families and they are just ’stricken’ with guilt and grief.
If you see any one of your friends or family that you think may need help – do your best to help them. It may be that you cannot even do anything about it. OK, WOW, this is bringing back too much.
BUT, what I am trying to say here is that AJ is a manipulator to the extreme. If she wanted to to commit suicide she would just do it. No threats, no nothing. Just my experience! Sorry for this ‘downer’ of a post. XO
Reply@justhelping:
LMAO! This is one of the comments from that website:
Posted by: lonewolf [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 13, 2006 04:09 PM
Angelina Jolie is mentally ill and I do not find her at all attractive.
Her own father has said his daughter has serious mental problems and she has not talked with him since they made a movie together.
Why the public pays to see this tramp is beyond me. She is a lousy actress and has zero morals.
I would not be surprised if we are told one day that she had sex with farm animals.
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyThat’s funny – ’sex w/ farm animals’!! LMAO
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
Replylol yes, Debbie hates her. I use to read her things.
@Z:
You know when you think about it Z, not just the drinking, but everything that he has done over the last 2 months to distance himself from her, he just flushed right down the toilet in one evening , a few PDA’s, a few drinks, and few declarations of love, and all that he had achieved to get away from her is gone. He has to start over , at least in the publics eye, and maybe in her eyes too. One never knows. He just validated her in from of the masses. All that we have followed for months and months he in one night just swooped it away. That is what they do. That is what IAN probably expected, but what the hell was it all for, he looked miserable all this time, crying on his parents shoulders and Jens and now he is right back where he started. I really do not understand his logic. I get the taking her, I get a few fake poses, but he took it a bit too far, way over the line. Talking about having another baby in London, declaring his love, he is brain dead , honestly the guy needs to be slapped, he definitely needs to hire a publicist. He is coming off as arrogant, when he did have the public’s sympathy. Hard to grasp what he is doing as far as PR is concerned. It does not make business sense to me. I understand that the studios like to have them as a package to draw interest, but then the films tank. Where is the balance? Something is wrong. Someone has the wrong strategy.
Angelina I believe put that out that she is intelligentand he likes to drink beer and watch football, she likes the east coast he likes the west coast. They will be apart as he works and she stays with the kids, now that is a first. lol. She is much smarter than he is when it comes to PR, I will give her that, and she defintiely did not look like she wanted to be there, nor did she look like she wanted to be kissed. lol JMO
Interesting that one account said he was more tired and quiet, smiled a bit, that they were talking more to other people , she laughed alot, and yet this account has them practically shagging on the floor.
I wonder if IAN can find out if this is fabricated for us. I wonder if he had a spy there, or something.
IAN, and chance you know if this is a fake article?
Reply@Kate:
ReplyKate: Something just dawned on me: Ian made a lot of allegations that are not only embarrassing for Brangelina but for other very powerful people as well. Maybe the demand that Jolie get her ass to Cannes and keep the Brand looking alive came from one of those powerful people, i.e., Trevor Nielsen or his ilk (he’s her “political advisor”). Remember, Ian said Jolie was screwing with a powerful politician, i.e., WJC. Those people don’t play softball. Maybe there were orders that the Brand look like they are together to dispel all talk of a split and the idea that maybe some of what Ian posted is true. Funny how Pitt’s interview with sycophant Curry was very non-committal about Jolie. Then, suddenly, there is a Mirror interviewer that is reporting the opposite. Also, had did some low-level Mirror reporter infiltrate the 8 bodyguards they had surrounding them at the party? I think more is going on than meets the eye?
@Patty anne:
How reliable is this source? Is this like the batboy pub? It sounds a little fake. He wasn’t willing to say anything like that to Today Show. Maybe it’s all true, who knows.
I forget who said it earlier, I don’t want to go back and find the comment, but it was something like I don’t care if he gets back with Jen, I just want to watch the train wreck. ITA
ReplyOne more thing: the whole story that Tarantino wanted Jolie there so there would not be a focus on a possible split seems dubious. It was very clear that Tarantino was completely indifferent to Jolie’s presence in Cannes. He seemed to ignore her, even. Something is rotten in Cannes.
Replyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCe4W50iP0&feature=related
@Kate:
Hey, Kate, I wonder what your take is on this video @ Cannes on youtube. Sorry, I couldn’t get this so that you could just click on this site. But if you put that on ‘google’ and cut and past you will get straight into the youtube video. The two of them are at ‘Tatou’ w/ Clint Eastwood, etc. Man, it looks like she is all over BP and that they are a loving couple, however, she is more aware of the paps and sometimes looking straight at them.
Hey, I’m not the one who initiated this video, my recall it was TobyKat, could be wrong tho about the original poster. But would LOVE to hear your take on this if you have time. Yeah, and if BP was really in rehab, hmmm, he didn’t stay there long, but would love to hear your opinion on this one! xo.
Reply@Kate:
I was thinking the same thing Kate….esp. with the Curry interview he was so careful not to say anything about her or them. He was obviously hedging. “Er…er….”. “Where are you going with that (twice)”….and then that later interview, he sweeps it all away (maybe because he had one too many?)…and if she is still interested (?), she must have hope now…unless it was all a game – which it possible. And she may be through with him? Very hard to say….except with the Curry interview, when he may have been sober, he was very careful. Or maybe the Mirror article is a fake, as some have been saying.
“but he took it a bit too far, way over the line.”…you know, I really believe he is an alcoholic (in a bad way)…and sometimes when alcoholics get drunk, they do things they regret. Big time. It may be as simple as that. ?
He IS brain dead….lol. And addicted….he needs some steady help, not some spiritual advisor. He needs long term meetings and rehab and support. He isn’t going to get it from a drug addict….who probably enables him and sabotages. jmo.
So maybe AJ has the PR help and he doesn’t…and she is probably smarter about it. Like making Pitt believe that he came up with the idea to sell Shiloh’s photos (I read an article that the idea came to him – his quote)…yeah right! She was already doing this with Maddox…she is very manipulative…she is probably great at fooling the public & Pitt.
Reply@N’other Name:
Ok, Kate, I’m wrong, you can actually click on the link directly! Don’t need to cut and paste and go onto google. Just hit the site.
BTW, I am behind everyone else ’cause I get home so late. So sorry if this is just redundant!!! xo
Reply@N’other Name:
ReplyHey N’other name. : ) One thing about this video is it’s old. It was put up on youtube last September and she’s pregnant (?)…so it was probably last year at Cannes…sorry if you knew this already…and you were just asking…: )
I read this also at jennifer center that a castmember has said that jennifer was done filming (that was the day in the park with the kids, she hugged the directors on that day to maybe that was to say goodbye) so somebody has a story madeup that she is sick and that story comes wright before Cannes (i wonder who)
From MSN Movies Entertainment and Gossip
May 21, 2009
Has Jennifer Aniston come down with a bad case of the most infectious (and suspicious) of all celebrity illnesses? The London Sun claims the healthy glow-emitting star was forced to stop production on “The Baster” due to “exhaustion.”
When we contacted Aniston’s spokesman about her supposed film fatigue, he labeled it “nonsense.” “Jennifer wrapped her work on ‘The Baster’ as scheduled,” the rep assures us. “She is not suffering from exhaustion.”
ReplyOne more final note. What made me think what I wrote above is b/c the Brand hightailed it out of Cannes before the big AIDs benefit and WJC would be there. Maybe they were purposely avoiding it due to Ian’s revelations? Just a theory.
Reply@Kate you can also think that a lot what was said here isn’t true…… a thought….. i don’t believe he was in rehab.. i don’t believe jennifer wants him back….. i don’t believe that they are over yet…. a lot what was said here doesn’t make sense…. maybe we will see ….
Reply@Z:
OH, NOOO!! What the HEY!! Man, I just took the word from (ok, I’m not sure, even if I was, I wouldn’t say) because I believe the post was in good intention. YIKES!!! Thanks for that info, for sure!! I’m an idiot – but thanks, Z, I am just laughing hysterically right now, ’cause WOW, I do trust all of IAN’S fans and I truly believe that everything that his fans are posting are in good intention. The REST OF THE LOONS, Forgeeet about it. Hey, thanks for that piece of great information!!!
@N’other Name:
Kate, sorry, IGNORE, my last post! Man, I was wrong about that one and thanks to Z for illuminating that info for me!!! XO to the both of you.
Reply@justhelping:
ReplyThis is GREAT!
@sama:
ReplyI think that whether he was or wasn’t in rehab, he needs it bad. In many interviews for years now he is drinking far too much. And he admits it. I just wonder how low his bottom is.
I just wrapped up a bible sized post on why I believe we are on the right tract and that the Mirror is a red herring. Hit post and boom…internet malfunction.
**slits wrists**
Reply@N’other Name:
ReplyI watched it and thought it was recent until I saw Clint…then it dawned on me! And I watched more and she was huge, so….and then I looked at the date and had a Doh! Moment….lol.
@DebFrmHell:
ReplyMaybe it will show up…sometimes they don’t for a while….
LOL! Angie has hacked into my Time Warner….
Reply@Z:
ReplyFUNNY, Z, I’m still laughing about this. What an idiot I am. I really, really have to look at dates, etc. Giggling right now! Whoa, what a waste of post that I made. But, seriously, I really do believe that the original post was made in good intention. Man, I can’t stop laughing here. I just really get onto these posts way too late because of work and cannot possibly read all of these by the time I get home. Thanks, tho, Z, for correcting me on this one. Much appreciated!!! xo. Feel free to correct me at anytime!!!!
Why I still believe that they are done and have been…
After filming SALT for months, living in a hotel, while spending a small fortune renting the mansion under the guise of keeping the family together while she is filming, away from the children while only an hour drive by limo, no less, granted two days off from the SALT executives, Angelina goes to the Hague and kills a day there in a stellar PR move guaranteed to show her in a positive light. Not zipping off to see her “soulmate”. They were together for less than 24 hours and most of that was spending the day and night until 2am surrounded by people to talk to other than each other, according to reports. I think they narrowed down their timeframe of togetherness to avoid the kind of breakdown that would resut in yet more speculation. They cannot stand to be in each others company IMO. The Mirror’s red herring got me thinking about have we EVER heard, read or seen Pitt gush so enthusiatically about his private life? Even Pittwatch was amazed at his verbage about Jolie.
Pitt states that he promised his (not their) children he would see them on Saturday. So it is off to Dunkin DOnuts or off to lunch and a movie. Typical visitation rights kind of thing we have been seeing for months from him.
Other than the Academy Awards where they were seemingly detached under the explanation it was out of respect for his former wife. HA! They have never shown the slightest regard for the feelings of JA. Jolie seems to have enjoyed twisting the PR to Jen was such a bad wife and she wouldn’t consent to ruining her perfect figure by bearing the love of her life a child. Oh, yes, I forgot the *coughcoughgrocerystoretripcoughcough*
He has two movies up for filming starting this summer. They don’t have to be in each others company for months if they work it right…
ReplyYou people are crazy, you’ve got to be otherwise how do you explain this obsessive hate?
ReplyIan’s revelations? what revelations he hasn’t proved anything for someone who has sources? restraining orders, bitter custody battle, beastiology, incest, break up, in-law hate, sudanese pregnant model, mystery woman at lunch. Geez wake up people. Where is his scope from cannes? he was there right? while you are spewing your hate, Brad and Angelina are on a private jet, having the time of their lives.
Reply@DebFrmHell:
Oh, wow, totally agree with you on every point here. Right on target – please. at the Acadamy Awards, it had nothing to do w/ JA. They just were not in ’sync’ with each other and EVERY one of my friends (and believe me, we are on the phone at EVERY commercial break) we are like ‘did you see the two of them, they do not even look like they are together.” That’s only ONE of your many points I agree with.
Hey, P.S. Do you see the post below you from “Turkana”?? WTF – this thing is on this site at this late time and she has to ‘vent’?? Loon-e-toon. If this “B” thinks we are so ‘crazy’ and full of ‘obsessive hate’ why is this thing on here. I wouldn’t even bother!!
But, thanks for your insights re this whole thing, ’cause you are right on target!! Best!
Reply@N’other Name:
ReplyeLoons, you are a genius! Bwahahahahahaha!
I think there’s an easy answer to all of this: Brad is a complete alcoholic – so the minute he started downing thoses redbull vodkas was the minute he probably lost control of all the resolve he’s tried so hard to build in the last several months. Separations are sticky and difficult and tumultous, Esp. with children involved. Angelina is used to operating “under the influence”. Brad doesn’t have the same handle on it as she does. Sad — there’s nothing more pitiful than a middle aged alcoholic.
Reply@harikari girl:
She was the one photographed with a wineglass in her hands…buh-bye preganancy runors! Besides the last I heard you actually have to be getting laid to get knocked up!
@Turkana:
“beastiology, incest, break up, in-law hate, sudanese pregnant model, mystery woman at lunch.”
I never said I believe everything written on here much to the chagrin of some of the other posters. When things are too outlandish for me to believe, I simply don’t post on that thread. Why add to hits just for infighting with the others. Pointless.
It is called being a responsible poster. You should give it a shot sometime.
Reply@DebFrmHell:
ReplyOh, and, another one – TurkiMORON, was apparently on the ‘flight with them on a private jet having their life of their time with them”! Huh, Hmmmm!!? No wonder Keane goes out of her mind w/ these morons. Yeah, turkimoron – how would you EVEN know? Don’t answer, ’cause your nuts!!
@sama:
Kate you can also think that a lot what was said here isn’t true…… a thought….. i don’t believe he was in rehab.. i don’t believe jennifer wants him back….. i don’t believe that they are over yet…. a lot what was said here doesn’t make sense….
I do believe they are over, I do believe Jen wants him back, , and I believe he took a stab at rehab. I think what you are not seeing is that Brad did exactly the same thing with Jen, exactly. I posted an interview he gave in Se