IUC Exclusive: Angelina Suicidal After Row With Brad

Posted on May 19th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

IUC has learned Angelina Jolie threatened to kill herself multiple times after a row with Brad Pitt a couple weeks back.  According to a source close to Angie, the Oscar winning actress started writing a suicide note.  “Things have not been good,” the source said.  “A couple weeks ago they had a massive argument.  Angelina threatened to kill herself over it.  It was very ugly.  I have never seen her look so frail and desperate.  The kids were within earshot.  I’d be amazed if Angie poses on the red carpet with Brad at Cannes.  For that performance alone she would deserve and Oscar.”   Developing…

  1. cuze said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Isn’t the threat of suicide a standard tactic for master manipulators? Apparently it didn’t work too well because he hasn’t gone back it seems. It seems odd that she’d even consider showing up at Cannes. People are going to talk about it if she goes or if she doesn’t go so QT’s film is going to take backseat regardless. These kids must feel like they are in a battle zone at this point.

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  2. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Wasn’t this was the same tactic she used on previous men to get them to bow to her will? Feel sorry for the kids especially if they heard or saw any of this melodrama.

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  3. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:11 am

    oh my god…. suicide? her children means nothing to her? i now 200% believe how mentally f**k she is…. anjelina jolie makes me want to puke!

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  4. ffleur said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Right away John Lennon’s song MIND GAMES popped into my head: “So keep on playing those mind games”. Her games are cruel to both Brad and the children. She is having a childish tantrum because she can’t get her own way so she will hold her breath until she turns blue. She seem seems incapable of having a mature relationship with anyone. Get thee to a hospital stat AJ.

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  5. LaLaLa said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    @cuze:
    Yes, you’re right. All manipulators use this tactic in an attempt to get/keep what they want/have.
    He is probably not even phased by it because I’m sure she has said it a million times prior to this time.

    @ladybert62:
    I think I have heard her using this tactic before also in prior relationships.

    I too feel sorry for the children with all they must have seen and heard between those two. They are innocent and don’t deserve to be stuck in this mess.

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  6. Mary said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Didn’t she wear that same dress last year?

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  7. cuze said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:15 am

    @Mary:
    This pic is from two years ago at Cannes I believe.

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  8. ffleur said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Also, this seems to be another “oh pity poor AJ” plant by AJ to make Brad look bad just when his movie is premiering at Cannes and to make her look like the victim. She really is a master at PR. When her acting career ends (hopefully soon) she could easily have a successful PR career. But on the other hand, I don’t think her massive ego would allow her to not be in the spotlight.

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  9. LaLaLa said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:18 am

    @ffleur:
    I agree. She can’t have a mature relationship with anyone. I think she is completely incapable of having one. I really hope that she does get the help that she needs because she obviously needs extensive help.

    @sheen:
    I think Brad and the kids are all pawns in her little game. Obviously, if you are willing to take your own life you don’t care about them that much. She needs help….and lots of it!

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  10. Vittorio said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Well somebody tell her to go outside or to the forest so she doesn’t get blood all over the house. It’s a real bitch to get out and makes such a mess.

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  11. Liin said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Any normal couple that didnt get on would have split by now, she should stop being so dramatic and fcuk off and get some help, she cant keep expecting sympathy, she deserves to be ridiculed – JMO.

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  12. Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:31 am

    @Cuze: Yes, psycho’s standard tactic. But in my opinion, this is no threat, but an empty promise. This person will never commmit suicide, she’d rather kill Brad or any person standing in her way, jmo.

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  13. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:32 am

    i agree with all of you about mind games but innocent children gets involve in this is unacceptable! my inner evil says “yeah angie, why dont you?” i’m bad, i know. i just cant help myself.

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  14. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Those poor kids.

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  15. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    @cuze:Ah, the suicide threat is old school. Something she’s threatened so many times before. Back in October after a fight, she begged him to stay and threatened that she had ‘glass wrists’. Or so I hear. LOL. So pathetic.

    I’m not surprised a threat, it was expected actually and I’m surprised it took so long. There will be many more to come, it’s the ultimate manipulation.

    While I’m not at all surprised at the threat, I will be surprised if she goes through with it. She doesn’t have the cahoones.

    @Vittorio:LOL!!!!

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  16. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    @well:

    You hear alot or not? Do you know if she is going to Cannes or not ? What about bp and ja, are they getting back together?

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  17. Peri said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    Ya know, I don’t like her very much, but I don’t want the girl to off herself. If this is true, and she actually wrote a suicide note, why hasn’t someone turned that over to the authorities? Police or medical personell can legally have her committed with proof of self physical harm or witnessed suicide threats. Is no one around her brave enough to get the woman help? Does everyone bow down to A-listers, no matter what harm they might do or what frame of mind they’re in? HW is a sick fuckin’ world to live in, for sure.

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  18. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    BLIND ITEM BY BLINDGOSSIP.COM
    NOT REALLY HARD TO GET WHO THIS IS?

    She Will Use a Friend and a Turkey Baster
    Could it be that a former sitcom siren is desperately seeking a baby? After a number of failed relationships, she’s decided not to wait for Mr. Right and is instead turning to the turkey baster. To fill it, she’s trying to enlist the aid of one of her many gay friends, some to whom she’s been romantically linked. Her most recent breakup led her to forget about chemistry and focus on muddling through solo.

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  19. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    @sama:
    These rumors would be a little more believable if they weren’t lifted from the scripts of this “former sitcom siren’s” TV shows/movies. Baster is obvious. Gay sperm donor? Ever see The Object of My Affection? Next rumor is going to be she’s quitting the movies to wait tables at TGIF.

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  20. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    @Guest:
    Hi Guest! I certainly agree with you – the evil Ms. Jolie would kill everyone else standing in her way or in her proximity before she would kill herself! The evil Ms. Jolie might eventually kill herself but it would probably be accidentally done while she was viciously harming everyone else! The evil Ms. Jolie only loves the evil Ms. Jolie and everyone else in the universe exists to please the Dark Queen of Horrors. :-) (As usual, everything I say, think, do, write or desire about any person, place, thing, or idea in the past, present or future either expressed or implied is always just my opinion forever and ever amen. :D )

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  21. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am

    @sama:

    i’ll say, “GO JEN!” do whatever that will makes you happy…..

    p/s just dont write suicide notes, dont steal someone else husband, dont keep breeding like rabbit, dont do drugs, etc etc etc….

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  22. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    There is something seriously wrong with a woman who would threaten suicide when she has 6 little ones depending on her. If this is true then i am seriously saddened. Sad for the kids. You don’t threaten to kill yourself if you don’t get your way. How can you frighten your children like that? Above post said the kids were in earshot. They are way too young to have to deal with those two clowns problems. For crying out loud, I’m not an AJ fan at all but she needs to get her sh*t together. Once you have kids their needs should come first. These two need to stop thinking about themselves, stop the manipulation, stop the PR machine and figure it out how to deal with whatever situation thay are in. And in doing so I hope they stop to think about the 6 little lives they are impacting.

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  23. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    @sama:Anwering this question literally opens a can of worms for me so I’m trying to find the words, without putting myself out there too much. I’ve known AJ for 11 years…most recently she was trying to contact me through a message board where she found out I was posting. She be-friended other posters and she did manipulate her way into their lives. She even met with a few of them…flew in and had dinner. Anyhoo…she tried to harass and degrade me through there, all while I was oblivious to it because I was still majorly traumatized (that part I’m not getting into).

    So…she posted on that site and then followed me to another site. Brad found out and was angry and she started posting to him there, begging him to forgive her and then posted a picture of a mama lion and a daddy lion with their pride.

    I don’t speak to either of them directly. Haven’t spoke to Brad directly in over 2 years so I don’t know about Cannes or day to day stuff. Just know what I hear from my best friend (who he’s still close to). And he’s mum on the subject lately. But what I hear is that they are ovah, and Brad and Jen are 3/4 of the way of getting back together.

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  24. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    @well:

    Thanks for answering

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  25. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am

    @TobyKat:
    AJ needs to climb down from the cross. We need the wood.

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  26. Mama San said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:53 am

    @Vittorio:
    Mmmm, hmmmm. I second that. IMO I really see her as the murder-suicide type. I hope BP kept the notes, and whatever other EVIDENCE of her craziness to use against her in court for custody. Especially if she is threatening suicide and the kids are witness to this.
    If this is true, he could have,should have used that to call for an emergency hearing, and got the kids away from her. As always JMO.
    She is a repeat-offender, she did the same thing to BBT.

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  27. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:55 am

    @stinky-inky:
    Sorry for the tone. I just reread this post and it sounds kind of bitchy. Wrote it just two sips into my first cup of coffee.

    The suicide threats are a form of manipulation. But one still should take them seriously. As Lalala wrote, it sounds terrible immature. What a mess.

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  28. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:58 am

    She truly is the biggest waste of skin as a human being I have ever seen. I am only saying that because of her actions, her choices. She has chosen to hurt, maim, cripple, batter and crush so many people. All of this pain and hurt she’s caused, all for selfish pursuits.

    Killing herself would actually be a smart move on her part. It would be a great PR move, she’d be canonized as a saint. And since no one says bad things about a dead person…the monster she is would never be made public.

    Actually, killing herself now would be the ULTIMATE PR move.

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  29. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    @Constant Gardner:
    LOL Good Morning CG. You know me, when it comes to kids I’m a softy. Don’t eff up the tots because of your own sh*t

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  30. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    I know that is an old picture but DANG the evil Ms. Jolie’s hairdo in that picture has got to go! Either put it up or put it down but that ‘do’ just needs a good brushing! YUK ;-)

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  31. Mama San said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    @stinky-inky:
    I agree , she has a history of self-harm, cutting, etc., yeah ,on the one hand this should be taken seriously, exactly my point , if this is true, BP has all he needs for custody.
    She is a DRAMA-queen, but she really belongs in the role of “court-jester”.
    IMO, if this is true and if they are still married, which according to IUC they are not, he could have had her ass Baker Acted. She’s a pathological nut-bag, and IMO she is a danger to everyone. As always JMO.
    http://www.psychlaws.org/PressRoom/faqonbakeract.htm

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  32. cuze said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    @well:
    Any guesses on who the “mystery woman” is that Brad’s with?

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  33. Angie's Fax Machine said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Brad should call her bluff and call the men in white coats to pick her up.

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  34. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:06 am

    @TobyKat:
    I know. I feel the same way. This is a selfish narcissist and no one is going to call her out on it. I mean with the suicide threats, CRY WOLF MUCH?

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  35. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:10 am

    @cuze:nope, no idea. If I had to hazard a guess, I would say it’s a business dinner, maybe something press-related. But if it’s not, the cad is slowing down! Last week in NYC he had lunch with 3 women. LOL. Seriously tho, I don’t think it’s anything big.

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  36. sinker said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    @well:
    yes, ultimate PR would be death by some humanitarian-related death. go off to her village of the week, disappear, reports come out that she is dead, then lives a secret life watching how many headlines she makes for a while. just when the stories start dying down, the “is she really dead?” reports will start. she will come back but have amnesia and not remember her former life. i am making myself laugh because that is so farfetched, yet so much of what she has done is hard to believe/stomach. JMO IMO.

    ps i’ve been sans computer for 6 days, so i’m back.

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  37. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:13 am

    No wonder she’s “desperate, sad and confused” as one article said. I guess that maybe she doesn’t know how to deal with it when her manipulation doesn’t work anymore. But I imagine that if you threaten it, you probably aren’t really going to do anything “permanent”, because if you really wanted to off yourself, you would do it in a way so as to not be discovered until too late.

    Monstrous that she (or anyone else for that matter) would say something like that when the kids could overhear. Poor little buggers, they are going to need some serious help at some point in their lives. Brad should have called 911 there and then, and had her get the help she desperately needs.

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  38. Mama San said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:15 am

    IMO, unless she follows through with her “alleged threat”, she just did herself in anyway with BP.
    She just used her “trump card”, their done, IMO, he ain’t having none of that drama, that might haved worked in the beginning, it’s her MO , her wooing act, “I can’t live without you” BS, but doing it now at this stage of their game, it’s OVER.
    As always ,JMO.

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  39. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    @well:

    hmmm… how do you know he had lunch with 3 women? and when? his only whereabout was pictured on friday i think?

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  40. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am

    @sinker:LOL True dat! Humanitarian related death would be the ultimate PR move. BUT if she were to die a broken woman by her own hands, all because the man she loved abandoned her, she could have the added benefit if making him look bad.

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  41. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am

    @well:
    She couldn’t do it now, not when she has a couple of unauthorized biographies being written about her. She’ll want to hang around long enough to control what’s going into those, otherwise she could probably kiss her saintliness goodbye.

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  42. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am

    @sheen:

    I have read that also but i don’t recall where

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  43. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    @sheen:I read it somewhere online, I believe.

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  44. tessouille said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:19 am

    from France. no AJ yet. It seems she doesn’t want to come. It’s not a big buzz in France. Will she come or not : not a big point. We really don’t care!!!!!!!!! Better see JA than tis one!@sama:

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  45. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    @Constant Gardner:
    LOL at myself “selfish narcissist” REDUNDANT MUCH?

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  46. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    @tessouille:
    thank you for the update. really appreciate it.

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  47. joanne said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Sadly my dad always threatened to blow his brains out when things weren’t going his way, I finally told him it he does to go outside and avoid getting blood and brains on the rug. I felt bad afterward but a person can take so much.
    This “caring mother” needs to grow up and get herself admitted. Her kids don’t derserve this nonsense.

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  48. tessouille said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:27 am

    she won’t do it. People who want to kill themselves NEVER tell. THEY JUST DO IT.@Canuck:

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  49. Liin said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    @well:

    I remember your very first post and clearly you were upset with Agelina, can I ask, are you in effect hiding from her, I ask, as you say she is following you through sites, lucky she cant trace you through mutual friends.

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  50. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    @Canuck:yes but if she kills herself now, the biographers will be tempted to be nice, since you really can’t say bad things about a dead person.

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  51. Peri said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    @sheen:
    Supposedly he was seen with Mad and Pax at a movie theater on Saturday afternoon, he took them to see Star Trek.

    So given that Cannes time is what 6, 7 hours ahead of eastern time in the U.S. I’m a little confused as to how he was seen in Cannes having lunch alone at his hotel on Saturday, but yet no pictures.

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  52. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    @Peri:
    i’m confused…. on friday, he was standing alone on a sidewalk waiting for his car. on saturday he took mad and pax for a movie. saturday night he flew to cannes…. (according to just jared) so, when did he had lunch last week? with 3 women?

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  53. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    @Liin:no I’m not in hiding, but I am coming to the end of an extremely painful process of recovering from trauma. Related and unrelated to what she did. Very painful. But I tell ya, I am one tough bitch.

    I’m not worried about her now, all the harm she has done to be has been done – or rather, attempted – and I am safe now because for reasons I won’t go into, she no longer views me as a threat and she is backed into a corner. And I am completely confident that I am safe, which is why I’m posting here. And I’ll be putting some next steps in place, just not sure what they are as of yet.

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  54. tessouille said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    He’s arrived in Cannes saturday evening, about 6/7pm. He went to Eden rock in Cap antibes near Cannes. And french TV settled in Cannes have immediately reported the new. “He came alone without AJ”.@Peri:

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  55. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    @sheen:
    he had lunch with the three woman friends on friday, according to the article. maybe the picture where he was standing alone was later in the day.

    there is no way aj would let him lunch with other women, so i know it is over.

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  56. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    In most states in the U.S. threatening suicide is sufficient to be committed to a psychiatric ward of a hospital for 72 hours obversation. I think Angie more than qualifies!! Just because this threat worked with BBT years ago, doesn’t mean it will work on Brad. In fact, i’d think it would give Brad all the more reason to consult with his attorney about Angie being a danger to herself and mostly the children. If she believes they are more important to Brad than she is, who knows what her sick mind could come up with? Let’s all hope and pray that Brad grows back his balls, and takes definate steps to end this joke of a relationship immediately.

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  57. Liin said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:43 am

    @well:

    Good to hear it…no one should be a victim, especially if made into one by a no-mark like her (OK a no-mark with money). From whatever happened its sounds like your are now getting strong, if so, dont take her shit, if she has nothing on you and you have all the stuff on her, that should keep you strong. You could be the person to finally knock her off her pedastool. Best from of defence is attack! Good luck.

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  58. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    @ceegee:
    ok. understood…

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  59. Peri said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    @sheen:
    I think we’re both questioning the same thing. I think it’s meant to confuse us, the few pics out in Manhattan on Friday, the movie with the boys on Saturday, the reports of him arriving alone in Cannes on Saturday. Keeps the paps hopping and off his back, I guess.

    @tessouille:
    Thanks for that information.

    I’m guessing the reports of him being at the movies on Saturday have to be incorrect if he arrived at that time in Cannes, unless he took them out for a very early movie, which IS possible I guess.

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  60. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @Liin:
    Thanks Liin. Mark my words – Bitch is going DOWN like the SS Titanic.

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  61. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Lmbooooooo! Good one! And how very appropriate!!@Constant Gardner:

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  62. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:51 am

    @tessouille:
    Agreed.

    @well:
    I’m not so sure about that. Often the real dirt comes out once they are dead. And if AJ being a real bitch and having done very nasty things to many people is an “open secret” in HW, I would think that there are dozens of people who would be willing to be interviewed about her, if she were no longer around.

    @Peri:
    Just Jared put up those photos of Brad and the kids claiming at first they were taken on Monday. Now it says Saturday. Yet Brad is wearing exactly the same clothes, right down to the untucked white shirt sticking out the bottom of the blue shirt, that he was wearing in the Friday shots. Methinks that they were taken Friday and for some reason, JJ was instructed to muddy the waters. He’s saying that Brad took the kids on Saturday AND saying that he arrived in Cannes Saturday, which would be pretty much impossible given the time difference. Unless they took the Concorde out again, just for him.

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  63. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    @Peri:
    NY is 6 hour behind France. if he arrived at 6/7pm saturday, he must leave NY saturday morning i think…

    i dont know what i’m doing calculating times difference…. (rolling my eyes…)

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  64. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Even though I support Keane and think she has done an amazing job, I do not put you in the loon category. I am still curious about you; however slightly leery. I still read your posts, I skip over some, and hope that at some point you can feel comfortable enough to give us more. That sounds selfish, but I am also a survivor of some pretty terrible things, and I was able to move forward once I wasn’t afraid anymore. @well:

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  65. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    @tessouille:
    Wasn’t he seen having lunch on Saturday at the Eden Roc on the patio? If he took the 7 pm flight out of NYC, that gets him into Paris at 8:35. A hour for the formalities and luggage and then a private flight out of Le Bourget to Nice would get him to the hotel around lunchtime.

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  66. Peri said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    @Canuck:
    Ah, thanks hon. I’m not sure where I saw the tidbit about the movie with the boys but I don’t recall it having any pictures. I guess it was a feed off the JJ story.

    @sheen:
    *laughing* You’re doing the same thing I am. Hell, I was about to look up the movie times for Long Island and Manhattan, see how early they start showing Star Trek. I need a break and some coffee. *still laughing*

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  67. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:13 am

    @well:
    Staging a murder would.

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  68. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    @liuno:
    Staging a murder would what?

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  69. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    @Peri:
    Yeah, I looked up the flight times for Air France, lol

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  70. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:16 am

    @Angie’s Fax Machine:
    Don’t those types of events have headlines like ……hospitalized for exhaustion, private hospital? Would we really ever know if anyone called her bluff and sent her to the psych ward/baker acted/etc.? I don’t think we would short of it slipping out-I guess what I am saying is for the experts around here, the PR release would not be SHE’S IN A NUT WARD ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!! They would be more along the lines of “extreme fatigue, weight loss, demanding schedule, 6 kids, etc.” What do you think?

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  71. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Angelina Jolie has been pouring her heart out to her Salt co-star Liev Schreiber, according to a new report.

    Jolie has apparently been discussing the problems in her relationship with Brad Pitt; while Schirber has been opening his heart to the Changeling star about the problems he’s having with fiancée Naomi Watts.

    “Angelina handpicked Liev to star alongside her,” a source tells Britain’s Now magazine. “They’ve really gelled.

    “They’re in similar situations romantically. Angie’s having a terrible time with Brad, while Liev and Naomi have also had their moments. They’ve been pouring their hearts out to each other. Angie loves how fondly Liev talks about his kids and says he’s a real intellect.”

    Meanwhile, Jolie is said to be keen to quash rumors her romance with Pitt is on the rocks.

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  72. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    @sama:
    Liev, DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!! We all know where that shoulder to cry on leads to with AJ.

    Where did you get this one from Sama?

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  73. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:21 am

    @tessouille:
    So true.

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  74. sinker said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    another dog hates jolie? (from daryl d)
    “Angelina Jolie just cannot get along with dogs. This column first reported her problems with Bingo, a Golden Retriever, on the set of her upcoming film, Salt. Now, rumor has it that she is battling a very cute and sweet Pyrenees named Angel, whom Angelina reportedly refers to as “Devil.” Yesterday, Angel became so frustrated that she stole a book Angelina was reading called “The Giver.” When Angelina tried to get the book back, Angel viciously growled at her. Anybody who has ever seen a Pyrenees knows that they usually never growl.

    Angel the Pyrenees was a replacement for Bingo the Golden Retriever, another dog that is said to be very sweet, loving, and professional. “I don’t know what Angelina does to these dogs,” the source on the set tells me. “But I think dogs can sense when a human being is fake, manipulative, and doesn’t really care for animals.” The trouble with Angel reportedly started during a chase scene when Angel was supposed to jump on people trying to attack Angelina’s character, Edwin Salt. Instead, Angel jumped on Angelina, who started screaming at the top of her lungs for people to get “this thing” off of her.

    I think that Angelina Jolie should just be thrown in the middle of a dog pound for a day. This way, she will be forced to get used to dogs and not act like a dog herself. Golden Retrievers and Pyrenees are the sweetest animals anybody has ever seen. The fact that Angelina Jolie can’t get along with them says a lot more about her character than it says about the dogs. “

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  75. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    I think it is called a 302 or 304 can’t remember. One is voluntary other is involuntary. However, you can go in on your own and then try to leave, but they may 302 you which means you have to stay. I have to admit I know from experience. I live with chronic pain, spinal cord thus neurological. I have a child who I love more than anything in this world. But I couldn’t cope with the pain, didn’t know how. But I got help and I found a way to live with it although sometimes I find myself creeping back into the black hole. AJ is disgusting in using this because a man wants to leave an unhealthy relationship. I am ashamed of myself for wanting to end my life due to constant unrelenting pain and deformation of my body. And of course my child knew and it breaks my heart everyday knowing that I put her through that. Children know more than we think. They are not stupid and they can sense when things are amok. BP needs to get those kids away from her STAT. Sorry for rambling. Kind of cathartic.@Patty anne:

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  76. robyn said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    To Ian!

    Oh sure! Jolie wrote a sucide note and then she showed it to her nanny and told her to get her ass to a phone and report it directly to Ian! Does this sound beliveable?
    Really Ian do you actually believe your own stories or is this just one bad inside joke?

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  77. Kate said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Last night on the Miss Nines thread Mickey B mentioned that Angie had tried to commit suicide and it was in a tabloid whereever he/she lived but did not have any other information about it. It seems IAN was able to talk to someone who knows more about it and does not think she will go to Cannes. In light of this attempt I can not imagine Brad making a threat to ruin her, so that source had to be full of it, right? Would he do that knowing she was on the edge? naahh..don’t think so.

    I agree, Brad and Jen are 3/4 back on the way , there are too many hints she is dropping. I loved the chicking licking bone lol Pretty funny. She has a great sense of humor. I am sure all of her and his sources will deny it al the way home, they kept their relationship secret the first go round for a long time and I can not imagine they will do it different this time under the circumstances.

    Jolie needs help. She does not need to parade around Cannes. JMO

    Okay I had 3 hours sleep last night, be back later. lol

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  78. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Dang I have led a sheltered life! I just read a little article on the evil Ms. Jolie on the NOW magazine which stated that due to her unending turmoil with the hapless Mr. Pitt, that the evil Ms. Jolie is “bonding” with her co-star Liev Schreiber – who also happens to be having trouble with his significant other Naomi Watts. It seems that they have 2 kids together and Liev Schreiber is so jealous that he cannot breastfeed the newest one that he wants a ‘Strap on nurser” so he can experience breastfeeding as it somehows feeds milk through a tube to the baby? Say what? What ever happened to just holding a bottle with milk in it! (Look out Ms. Watts as it seems the evil Ms. Jolie has her eye on your man!) :-)

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  79. ruby said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Hey ian I actually found your source! Since you quoted the kids I guess it must be Shiloh! Looks like she is angry that her mum has so lttle time for her and now she played a joke on her!

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  80. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    @well:
    I applaud you. I too remember your first post. It’s nice to see you are comfortable. I have been reading for a few months, posted for the first time last week or the week before. I find a majority of the posts good.

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  81. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    @sama:
    that has a little AJ dig in it for pitt…’liev is a real intellect’…ouch

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  82. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    @well:
    Be the ultimate PR ploy for AJ. Hasn’t it been said that she hired (or almost) a hit man to kill her some years ago?

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  83. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:33 am

    ((((( justhelping )))) i’m so sorry for your pain, but proud of you as a person for perservering until you found a way to cope/manage it for your daughter, and for yourself. I might not have met such a lovely, and entertaining person as you otherwise… @justhelping:

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  84. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    A phony suicide attempt/threat for attention / manipulation from/of another is always broadcasted by the one doing the manipulating. Otherwise, what good is it? They certainly don’t intend to go through with it or they’d have QUIETLY DONE IT! Ergo, Jolie had to get someone to inform Brad, and most likely others in the household for it to have any chance of changing events to suit Jolie. When more than one person is made aware of something, other’s will soon find it out as well…..Just more Jolie Drama….from the “HW Garbage Can Va-Ja-Ja”…..run Liev…you may be her next victim@robyn:

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  85. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    @liuno:yes I heard the thing about the hit man. IDK, I just know that she’s capable of anything.

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  86. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:41 am

    @justhelping:
    i’m sorry for what you had gone through… i think you are very brave to even admit it here for your friends to read and i applaud you for your courage….

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  87. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    @sinker:
    if this is true, AJ is not as smart as we think she is… she knows the whole world is watching her. and to steal another woman’s man (with kids! i might add) is gonna be downfall for her. JMO.

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  88. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @sheen:She’s not smart, but what I think is at the root here is that she feels untouchable and can behave anyway she likes without reprecussion. It’s actually quite common with celebrities, so many people kiss their ass, they form their own sense of reality and sense of importance. But you’re right, she is not an intelligent person.

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  89. tessouille said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    i was working when he arrived and it was (french hours) 6/6.30pm. I know that cause i leave my job at 7pm. He landed at Nice near cannes and it has immediately been reported because he came alone . And with all their feuds and secrets meetings with JA, everybody ’s talking about that almost all the time with the Festival!!!!!!!!!@Canuck:

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  90. Liin said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:53 am

    @justhelping:
    I applaud people like you, real people with real problems struggling through, I wish you the very best. x

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  91. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:54 am

    @justhelping:
    It’s natural to be curious, when givin a little it peaks our curiousity. I would like to post my opinions & perhaps I will in the future but I’m not interested in being “jumped” or ridiculed so soon on a site.

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  92. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Thank you ladies. I guess it just struck a cord that AJ would use that when there are so many people suffering, way more than myself. She could have it all if she wanted to. Sure she may have chemical imbalances, who doesn’t. Sure she may have had a shitty childhood, don’t know many people that didn’t. But she is amoral and she will never put the best interest of her child in front of her own.
    Oh, and it felt good getting that out. And believe me, when I or anyone else says the nuthouse, they are not lying. I went voluntarily, and I found they weren’t giving me what I needed. Most of the people in there were addicts looking for a fix. If not, they had extreme mental issues. It was kind of like a place to hang out, not get help. My husband called the health department, and I think the staff realized I was there for help, not to hang out with a bunch of crazies and get wacked out on Oxycontin (bad stuff, stay away if ever offered.) Anyway, AJ could get the best help money can buy. Suicide is serious and not something to throw around during a tantrum. @sheen:

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  93. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Don’t worry about that. I’ve been reading your posts and I like them. Join in. @liuno:

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  94. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    @sinker:
    Attention: Naomi Watts to the set of Salt, pronto. Bring the kiddies.

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  95. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Imo it was a ploy for attention/manipulation of the current situation with Brad. A phony suicide threat is never intended to be kept a secret, or it has no value in changing a situation to suit one’s desired effect. Angie did it once before remember? With BBT? And it got the desired result. He married her. Now she must be sure that Brad and anyone else who may help her manipulate Brad into doing her wish, knows about this threat. She is making the threat, so who would she inform to ensure Brad is told? They would tell someone, who would repeat it to another, and so on. AND, then it gets out to the paps, or a great undercover investigator such as Ian….simple.@robyn:

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  96. pickwick said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    We’ve speculated on a screwed up childhood. People can come out of those and still have normal lives.
    But this is the ‘tell’. How they behave when they are stressed. The person with the difficult childhood will have a much harder time coping.
    Having had a tough childhood myself, I don’t doubt that she could be suicidal—or desperate enough to think that is what she wants to do right now. Her whole life–her image—her persona—the family she’s tried to build in an attempt to have a ‘normal’ life with a ‘normal’ husband—–is all going away. That’s truly scary—no matter how manipulative the person can be in other ways—this is probably true.
    She has controlled everything for years and not had much in her way. It really must be scary to feel this sudden shift.
    She had way too many issues before she put together her ‘family’. I really wish she had worked on them first.
    Now all these kids are involved in this.

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  97. pickwick said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Thinking about it—I’m afraid she could really do it. After all, it would make her a real icon. People who commit suicide or disappear have all sorts of cults and intriguing mysteries around them.
    If this is true, I think she needs real mental help. Honestly.
    I really doubt she has the coping skills she needs to get through this. Probably the fact that she’s filming has helped because she has to take her mind off it for certain times of the day and can’t wallow around in her depression as much.
    I think she’s falling to pieces, but it isn’t Brad Pitt’s fault.
    Probably more of a medical condition.
    In my personal experience, the people around me who have threatened such a thing ended up making real attempts—or they were so depressed they made half-hearted ones in a desperate bid for help. I felt crazy and suicidal for a couple of months when my marriage ended.

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  98. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @justhelping:
    Thanks. IMO well is genuine. I have read several posts where relatively new posters are belittled, berated, questioned up one side & down the other. On this site as in person I’ve often wondered if the person throwing accusations is the person that has something to hide.

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  99. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    @pickwick:
    I have no sympathy for the evil Ms. Jolie – she ruins every life she touchs and now she is going to run the lives of Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts and their kids because the evil Ms. Jolie will not be denied! I am sorry for the pain you have suffered (I have been there myself) but the evil Ms. Jolie does not deserve my sympathy – she willingly brought (and bought) all those children into her crazy life and she should be punished for the harm she has done, is doing, and will always do to them.

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  100. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    This showed up on my yahoo news page. How infuriating.

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/angelina-jolie-watches-child-soldiers-trial/22719

    Guess she’s on her way to Cannes.

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  101. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    This was on Yahoo news….

    THE HAGUE, Netherlands – Angelina Jolie sat in a courtside booth Tuesday at the International Criminal Court and watched the trial of a Congolese warlord charged with using child soldiers.

    In a statement released by the court, Jolie, a mother of six, said the case against Thomas Lubanga is a “landmark trial for children” and paid tribute to the former child soldiers who travel to the court’s seat in The Hague to testify.

    “After watching the proceedings from the viewing booth, I stood up and found Thomas Lubanga Dyilo looking at me,” Jolie said. “I imagined how difficult it must be for all the brave young children who have come to testify against him.”

    Tuesday’s visit was Jolie’s second to the world’s first permanent war crimes tribunal in less than two years. The goodwill ambassador for the U.N. refugee agency UNHCR said children deserve special protection during wars.

    “Using children in conflict is a heinous crime and destroys the very fabric of a society,” she said.

    Jolie also met with the court’s chief prosecutor, Luis Moreno-Ocampo, during her private visit to the court.

    Lubanga, founder and former leader of the Union of Congolese Patriots political movement and its armed wing, has pleaded innocent to charges of recruiting and using child soldiers in tribal conflicts in 2002-2003.

    His is the first international trial to focus solely on child soldiers. It started in January and is expected to continue throughout this year.

    The United Nations estimates up to 250,000 child soldiers still fight in more than a dozen countries.

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  102. sheen said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    @pickwick:

    picwick, i believe every human being has a stamp or barcode (for lack of better word) to make you the person you are today. like yourself, no matter how difficult your childhood was, it’s makes you a better person yourself today. people change, for a better, if they have the right influance in their life. in AJ case, i think she welcome her past and embrace it with an open arms. no matter how hard she try to control her life now, to make it right, she is still strugling from her past. in her demented mind, whatever she does, she thinks its ok, its alright. IMO no matter what, her basic character will never change.

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  103. Heidi said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    @well:

    Do you think she is capable of being a good mother? There must be some good inside her somewhere. Have you ever seen it? Good luck to you. Hope your recovery is near complete.

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  104. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Just catching up after a busy morning gardening. I do think any suicide threat was just a manipulation on her part. If she really intended to commit suicide she would do it/try. The fact that she made the threats with the kids within earshot is horrible. PLEASE PLEASE LET BP’S PARENTS TAKE THE KIDS FOR WHILE!!! All of this is JMHO, but there is a history of suicide in my immediate family and in one case it was the reverse; getting help for the person and they still went ahead with it.

    Not as serious but the pic above really shows how ugly her hands are…now I really see what Keane is talking about when she says ugly man hands! LOL

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  105. SZ said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    @justhelping. I agree w/ the positive posts to you. Living in such pain is something I’ve seen up-close and know how it can bring one to near-suicide. You are brave. An inspiration for others in deep pain — physical or emotional. Continue to take good care of yourself!

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  106. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    @Heidi:I’m not confident whatsoever in her ability to parent. She has too many mental health issues, does not know how to nurture, she is way too selfish and narcisstic and I did once witness her exhibit a lack of judgement with a 3 year old girl. Chastized the little girl for saying something about Brad marrying someone else (someone else in particular)…in a joking, giggling 3 year old kind of way.

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  107. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    @liuno:
    I think I know what you are referring to and I don’t think that would happen to you. The person who has done so much of that questioning had some illegal things happen to her so I think she was naturally being suspicious. None of us know if any other poster is truthful, but frankly life’s too short to make up long fictitious diatribes about of lives; that’s what AJ is for, she is so full of crap and in her own little make-believe world that we can just watch from the side as spectators. You know, like not being able to pas by the crash scene without looking over at it????

    As always this is just my humble opinion and speculation.

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  108. sinker said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    @ceegee:

    ugh. that article makes me sick.. such a PR wh()re. JMO.
    “Using children in conflict is a heinous crime and destroys the very fabric of a society,” she said. ”

    right back at you, AJ, right back at you.

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  109. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    @sinker:Very ironic isn’t it?

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  110. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    If she is in the hague you can bett your money on it that’s she is going to be in Cannes….
    So there is no need for guessing if she will be there or not….
    Prepare yourself for a show….

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  111. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Yah this sounds very much like a “poor Angelina is so frail and desperate if anyone says one more bad word about her she may off herself, and have I mentioned she’s the mother of SIX children” kind of PR story to me. Its that last desperate cry for us to be sympathetic to her, much like the last story from an Angelina staff member. Nope, not buying it at all. I highly doubt she’s suicidal, I bet she’s sat in her hotel suite having a whale of a time with as many animals, vegetables and minerals as she can get her hands on, looking at the millions of dollars she has piled up in her bank accounts and asking her dressing table mirror who is the fairest of them all? A few more glasses of Cristal and it will be telling her exactly what she wants to hear: ONLY YOU QUEEN ANGELINA, ONLY YOU! If this is just PR as I suspect it is, it is an insult to people who are truly troubled with thoughts of taking their own lives, for genuine reasons. It disgusts me.

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  112. sama said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    If and I say IF ja en bp are 3/4 back on there way (i don’t know what to believe anymore) how must ja feel about all this …..

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  113. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    @sama:
    I’m sure JA knows it’s all for the cameras, she understands the PR game since she’s played it for so long herself. She probably knows they’re just playing it out now and that her time is coming.

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  114. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    @ceegee:
    That’s what I thought, and then I thought maybe it’s the anti-Cannes PR play that positions AJ as the serious uber-mamma, who cares for all children and can’t be concerned with frivolous red carpets while the world is hurting, unlike the sensitivity-chip-missing BP, or whatever. It might be part of the Angie-the-earth-mother PR blitz (begun before Mother’s Day) that’s part of a custody battle. After this stunt, if she claims exhaustion and goes back to NYC instead of going on to Cannes, get ready for a battle royal smack down!

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  115. liuno said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    @well:
    Jen & Brad really are going to get back together? As a couple or just close friends?

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  116. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    @Mama San:Maybe he has, we haven’t seen much of the kids in the last couple of weeks.

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  117. Togi said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    IF AJ DID make this threat, and IF the children DID overhear it, OCS the courts would not allow her custody of the children. Slam dunk, case closed. Which is why I am having a hard time believing this to be true. If it were, it would make everything so much simpler … and the kids would be FREEEEEEEEEEE! But … smells like PR stunt to me.

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  118. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    @justhelping:It differs by state, in CA it would be a 5150, referrering to the law that allows it, it must be called the Baker act in another state.

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  119. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    @ceegee:
    “After watching the proceedings from the viewing booth, I stood up and found Thomas Lubanga Dyilo looking at me,” Jolie said. “I imagined how difficult it must be for all the brave young children who have come to testify against him.”

    Hello Narcissist! “He was looking at me”?

    STFU Angie Jo! Obviously he was looking at you my dear because you are God’s avenging angel come to slaughter all the evil of the world. (sarcastic rant over)

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  120. meg said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    In my opinion, AJ will be in Brad Premiere tomorrow because today she was attending a trial at Amsterdam for children rights.

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  121. well said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    @liuno:from what I hear, and just as Ian has reported, they’ve been hooking up. Who knows where it will go…maybe they don’t even know. I think they both have some things to figure out.

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  122. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    @Different Guest:
    shit, maybe we should make her a balsa wood cross for everytime she acts the martyr.

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  123. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Seriously!!!!

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  124. jan said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    evening all. i just want to say that i am sick of females that use the suicide and getting preggies ploy to catch and hold a man. so she shows up at a court to listen to the hearings what good is that why was she not vocal and doing something while all this was happening, to busy buying kids and sleeping with a married man. she made bbt marry her by booking into a clinic and promising to commit suicide and now the same ploy. i donot think her and peewee are done yet and he is a complete moron and will stay awhile longer in this trainwreck for pr and some more kids. jen will not be waiting for him with all his baggage and will most likely have a new love interest by sept. oct 09 hopefully she will find a real man and have a good life with or without kids. jmo people who talk suicide never commit it the silent ones that don’t talk are the ones to watch.

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  125. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Jolie is losing her command of manipulation here; threatens suicide if she dosen’t get her way, then goes to The Hague, and on to Canne? Psycho B*tch in action, she’s all over the place putting out fires isn’t she? If she actually wants to committ suicide why then is she traveling and not planning to carry her threat out? Oh, because no one gave a damn to interact in her new drama? Jolie In Crisis! I would like to see her stripped of her wealth, goods money can buy, and air lifted to Dufar….let her begin at ground zero helping with her hands, feet, what ever she can use to do some actual good for others….without one single reporter with a camera to publish more B.S about what a saint she is…..

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  126. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    @backalleyknees:nah, to quote Constant Gardner (I think) we need the wood.

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  127. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    @Patty anne:Amen.

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  128. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    One question, Who Is Watching The Children???? All we have heard is how exhausted AJ has been filming Salt and that she is staying at a near by hotel while Brad/Brad’s parents/nannies watch the kids. So, she has a few days off and she flys to the Netherlands to watch a trial ( correct that, she flew there to get her picture taken). There is no end to this creatures selfishness.

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  129. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    @TobyKat:That’s why I’m thinking something has been done about the kids, they haven’t been pimped out in a couple of weeks.

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  130. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    He was looking right at her! I had the same train of thought when I read that.

    But you know, maybe I’m wrong and she is not only a humanitarian, top HW star, most beautiful woman in the world but also a saint. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, needed a big laugh after being reminded about the horrors done to the child soldiers.

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  131. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    @Different Guest:
    Yup.

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  132. topbrit said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    @ Different Guest – lol x 2
    @ backalleyknees – lol x 2
    @ patty anne – well said,you took the words right out of my mouth.let the detraction from the ‘vulgar shit’ that is skanks life begin.

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  133. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    @Different Guest:
    there was a picture of brad and the older two boys on friday. he took them to star trek. i haven’t seen brad with the others lately. the niagra was with the two boys also.

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  134. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    @Different Guest:
    yeah, for kindling. Didn’t you know that martyrs/saints were burned at the stake? (wink).

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  135. Outsider said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    @well:
    OH FUCK NO SHE IS NOT IN MY LAND. GTFO! Angelina we hate you in the Netherlands!!!!! Bring back Jen, we have always loved her and Brad here!!!!

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  136. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    @ceegee:Forgot about that. Although I can see taking a kids to a movie as something normal, not like the trip to the stop and shop and niagra falls.

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  137. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    IMO she probably hasn’t bonded with the twins. She isn’t around them enough, the first year is crucial.

    http://www.showbizspy.com/article/185941/angelina-jolie-brad-pitts-kids-running-wild

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  138. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    @backalleyknees:Excellent use!

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  139. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    I’ll probably get a loon telling me: “she would burn herself at the stake if it would help the children! That’s why SHE’S THE GREATEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and then they’d run upstair, turn on the brothers Joni and commence rocking back and forth while chanting some safety prayer for AJ.

    (I don’t know what my deal is today…sorry)

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  140. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    @backalleyknees:You are on a roll today, personally I’m enjoying it.

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  141. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @Different Guest:
    why thank you!

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  142. Outsider said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I am so disgusted that she soiled the land that I live on.

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  143. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    No, please don’t stop, I’m running a little short of snarky comments today and I’m relying on you to help me out!!!! It just wouldn’t be right to let this stuff pass by ‘unsnarked’ …

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  144. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    @Outsider:
    You have my sympathy, but unfortunately we are pretty much stuck with her here. Wasn’t she supposed to go live in Cambodia or France or on the moon or something????? Of course, anywhere we could send her it would probably wreak havoc with the relations between the U.S. and that country…I’m sure wars have started over far less…

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  145. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    If Naomi is a smart girl she’ll reign in her man (if the story is true of course). IMO if i were a woman who’s husband/lover was in a movie with AJ I’d be watching like a hawk. She’d be getting the stink eye from me on a daily basis.
    http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/341932/angelina-jolie-gets-close-to-a-new-man/1/#commentsList

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  146. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    A story of a woman who gave birth to twins who arrived 7 minutes apart and have different fathers. All natural, no in-vitro, just cheating on her guy…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1184028/Meet-million-twin-baby-boys–8211-different-fathers.html

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  147. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    A doc was previewed on TV this morning about some teenagers in the UK going to work in Asia to see how the food we eat is produced and prepared for our consumption. They were working in a fish factory where employees worked to remove tuna steaks from the bones of the fish. It was so hot in the factory and the working condtions were so bad that one of the teenagers immediately fainted. One of the other members of staff said oh its fine we were expecting someone to faint, people faint in here every day, its a very hot place to work. All the staff were known by a number, not their own name. They had to stand at their work station and prepare the fish all day with very few allowances for breaks. If they were ill and couldn’t work they didn’t get paid. They earnt the equivalent of one pound a day I believe. The family the teenagers were staying with ate rice and fish heads (leftovers from the factory presumably) for every meal, every day. They could not afford anything else. Most of the world lives in poverty like this or much, much worse. I just thought we should bear this in mind before contemplating whether we should or should not feel great sympathy for the plight of Ms Angelina Jolie. Just thought I’d throw that into the mix.

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  148. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    @too curious:
    Pressure’s on! Haha! We’ll have to work together my dear. Double the snark, double the pleasure, and double the fun…

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  149. Outsider said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    @too curious:
    The entire EARTH shouldn’t be stuck with such a wretch as Ms. Angelina Jolie Voight. Really, Angelina, stay away from my country. I lounge out in the park where beautiful Jen and Brad had their house (the white one), we always welcomed their sweet nature, yours is dark and hateful and you should NOT be representing children in any way!

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  150. rehab said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    The succubus is looking for pity ah, just shows how soul-less this woman truely is, she can leak something like this so easily,she is amazingly disturbed.

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  151. Lizzieb said on May 19th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    This reminds me of my friend who is a nurse and the tales she told me from A&E (ER to yanks) She thought she had seen it all but was shocked at how many suicide attempts came through the doors when it became quite clear that the attempt was no more than an extreme attention getting exercise. Those who genuinely wanted to end their lives were one thing but rare as they tended to do it where they might not be found in time. However a lot of, in her words, ‘fucking idiotic bits of kids’ would do it to pull a trump card in a relationship. One girl, having had her stomach pumped, and having been told that she had liver damage for life said ‘at least he won’t leave me now’
    I have not doubt that Miss Ange would play any card in the deck to get what she wants and could just see her giving her exclusive interview form her hospital bed,. Like Neely O’Hara in ‘Valley of the Dolls’!! Just my opinion of course.

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  152. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    @too curious:
    she probably thinks she’s Helen of effin’ Troy…maybe that’s why she went after BP after he played Achilles? Sounds odd, but I wouldn’t put it past her. Golden god and his “helen”. JMO!

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  153. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    @ TobyKat – that sounds like another Angie PR story to me. Its all oh well Brad had been hooking up with Jen so this is the last straw with Ange and she is moving on. She has formed a friendship with her co-star because they are having the same marital problems. It has “I was simply a shoulder to cry on” stamped all over it to me. Let’s see where this one ends up shall we? Poor Naomi (eyeroll).

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  154. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    @too curious:
    She admitted she cheated on her husband/boyfriend. The boys don’t look identical or fraternal, the doctors tested her and the boys have different DNA. Very rare to happen.

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  155. TobyKat said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    @Keane:
    I don’t think the majority of people on this site sympathize with her. We feel sorry for the kids, TMO
    I personally do not like her, never have, never will. I use to like BP. I was a big fan. But it’s been years since I’ve seen one of his movies. I just can’t stomach him anymore.

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  156. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    @Keane:
    Good point, although I’m not sure any of us would have sympathy for AJ. If she were truly the humanitarian she claims to be she would actually donate the money she promises to charities instead of “holding off” in the case of the donation around Maddox’ adoption…and she certainly would not choose to make so many movies that glorify violence.

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  157. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Oops, sort of posted that out of context. Ian has reported that a source claims only 2 of the bios are Brad’s, and there are a lot of theories about whether the twins are both his…

    As always, aything I post here is just my humble opinion, pure speculation, etc.

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  158. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Is that the one where one of the twins was white and the other was black – or am I thinking of some other situation?

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  159. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    @ladybert62:
    @too curious:
    sorry ladies! Too curious: I thought you were talking about the mom from Houston who just had a set of “twins” 7 minutes apart, but they have different DNA. LadyB: both boys were African-American. I think I saw the story yesterday. It’s the same story I thought toocurious was talking about.

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  160. DebFrmHell said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @Outsider:
    I have it much worse IMO…I am a native Texan and we are home to GWB! ((hangs head and wonders why he couldn’t find a home in some other state or foreign land))

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  161. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    and just for s’cuz, that loon that posted yesterday, “Jodie” is all over celebitchy. I would highly recommend reading http://www.celebitchy.com/51525/brad_pitt_arrives_in_cannes_without_angelina_jolie/comment-page-2/#comment-318046 this thread and the comments for some cheap thrills. Jodie is off her rocker.

    Canuck are you out there today?

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  162. Sissy said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    I believe AJ appeared at The Hague today.

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  163. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    @Constant Gardner:
    I wonder how she followed any of it, since she doesn’t speak French and that’s what the Congolese speak? God this woman is a phony piece of shit!

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  164. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Yes, I saw Jodie over there. Total Loon

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  165. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    @ too curious and TobyKat – yeah I wasn’t feeling too much sympathy for her I have to admit, but I always think its good to put these things into perspective. While most of the world – the part Ms AJ affects to be trying to help – struggle for survival from one day to the next, we are asked to sympathise with a ridiculously weathy, self-indulgent, manipulative, dceceitful, famewhoring, “difficult” HW actrice with no discernible morals. Uh (mentally weighing those 2 things up while considering response…) nope! Next!

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  166. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    @Outsider:
    She is a posing pathetic useless piece of crap!

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  167. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    @Canuck:
    oh, and you asked on a CB thread if a poster, I think called anonymous1 or something had been talking to you on another site? Call me Angelina Jolie for acting Narcissistic, but were you asking if it was me? I’m asking b/c we had talked about CB on another thread and I told you I posted under a different name. If I’m completely off you can virtual slap me and I’ll never ask again.

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  168. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @Canuck:
    I think they have those translator deals you put in your ears. They have them at the UN so I would assume they have them at the Hague.

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  169. benjaminbutton14 said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    @ceege@sheen:
    bb14. I have just had an email in from Brad Pitt Watch, and she is showing the same picture blue shirt something white hanging out holding a folder of some description. She states that he arrived in Cannes on Saturday.

    This person needs to smell the coffee, she is still going on how the public is releasing all these lies about Brad and Ange I don’t think she has a clue what is going on only believes what she wants to believe and that is they are both still together and madly in love. (give me a break) If I knew her email I would tell her a few things. What a looser

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  170. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    @DebFrmHell:
    Not to worry, we all know he is a phony cowboy from Kennebunkport

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  171. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    @Canuck:
    But her mother was french, bitch!!!!!!lol

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  172. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    No, I was wondering if it was Sugar Ray, because the poster put up his post in Spanish actually :)

    But if it was you, you can ‘fess up here, lol

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  173. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    See any of those in that picture? What a fake!

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  174. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    @Constant Gardner:
    Oh yes, I forgot that you can learn French via distant genetics, lol

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  175. sinker said on May 19th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    @ceegee:
    i could swear i heard the star trek story a week ago (after the weekend of the 9th)? well, maybe he is hanging w/ them every-other-weekend. custody arrangement. JMO IMO etc.

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  176. Constant Gardner said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    @Keane:
    Keane, thank you for putting this kind of crap into context. I believe statistically, it is something like 80% of the world’s population does not have daily access to clean drinking water. I am using that stat from memory so it may be off but it makes the point. Thank you for calling this out.

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  177. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    @Constant Gardner:
    Only something like 5% of the world’s population has the means to actually have a bank account. That leaves about 95% who live hand to mouth.

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  178. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    @Canuck:
    oh my god I’m a narcissist, (hangs head in major embarassment). I posted on there, but it wasn’t in spanish. I’d say my name, but I wonder what wrath I will incur from the loons on that site if they read both here and there…

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  179. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    @ Canuck – and someone told me only 1% of the world has a University education. She was studying at the London School of Economics at the time so I believed her, but it now sounds a bit high in relation to the bank account stat. But anyway ladies and gents, if you have a degree just think how privileged you are. You are part of a very small part of society. So much is taken for granted in the UK it drives me insane. The fuss people make over minor problems makes my blood boil. How would they cope if they had a childhood which involved liviing on a rubbish dump to collect anything they could sell every day of the week just to be able to afford to eat and without enough money for shoes, to have to eat rats when they couldn’t afford to buy anything else, and to have a cardboard box to call home. Reality for a lot of people in India (more people living in poverty than any other continent in the world) and many other places besides. But Angie is feeling suicidal everyone!!!! Watch me weep.

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  180. benjaminbutton14 said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    @sama:
    bb14. I’m sure JA knows exactly what is going on between AJ and BP, It has been stated on this site that they are 3/4 on the way back together and from what I have read here that seems to be the case. I think she is laying low and let this mess sort itself out. Give them time

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  181. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Quote”has learned Angelina Jolie threatened to kill herself multiple times after a row with Brad Pitt a couple weeks back.”UnQuote So, multiple? suicide threats made two or more weeks back? And we still have to put up with her skanky ass? More than one suicide threat is redundant Angie…. I suppose she had to call the desk clerk at her hotel to have a wittness to the threats, as she wasn’t living in the home they rent in Long Island, NY. Perhaps she tried to impress the desk clerk with her command of French language and he thought she was saying “I’m full of caa-caa and need to find the toilet”? That would be a hoot if he replied, “Here, let me help you”….lol. Any wonder Brad and many others are so fed up with her drama. What worked while a fresh ( for Angie anyway) young , single mother of one……will NOT work now. Can you think of what sort of man will be willing to take on psycho-Jolie PLUS 6 kids? Not only has she cooked her goose, she’s eaten it as well…..

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  182. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Well, we’ll wrath them back. There weren’t too many of us over there, so making the connection that you did is perfectly normal. Now I’m going back over there to see if I can figure out who your alias is. LOL

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  183. adtwah said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    @justhelping:
    And believe me, when I or anyone else says the nuthouse, they are not lying. I went voluntarily, and I found they weren’t giving me what I needed. Most of the people in there were addicts looking for a fix. If not, they had extreme mental issues. It was kind of like a place to hang out, not get help. My husband called the health department, and I think the staff realized I was there for help, not to hang out with a bunch of crazies and get wacked out on Oxycontin (bad stuff, stay away if ever offered.) Anyway, AJ could get the best help money can buy. Suicide is serious and not something to throw around during a tantrum. @sheen:

    Well, I guess I qualify as one of the crazies. I was in the hospital because I was very depressed and wanted to kill myself. I benefited from the medications and groups. Sorry the “nuthouse” was not to your liking, and thanks for perpetuating the stigma on mental illness.

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  184. benjaminbutton14 said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    bb14. What is it with AJ everytime she is photographed with Brad her hand is always on Brad’s stomach. Is she holding his stomach in or what. OMG she is so sick,

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  185. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    This is strange….i clicked on “Angelina Jolie” nick 11:17 in red, and it took me to another blog….aka…Gossip Rocks. What gives?

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  186. cynicalone said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I think those links at the bottom of the threads show up when other blogs directly link Ian’s stories. I guess it’s a way to keep track of who is directly pulling his stuff and it makes it easy for us to follow and see what others are saying in response.

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  187. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    @DebFrmHell:

    Deb, I’m in Houston and definitely feel the same pain over GWB.

    And the Mom with twins from different fathers is actually from Dallas.

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  188. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @sinker:
    Wow–I think you’re on to something there. If the only time we’re seeing BP with the brood is on weekends, then it’s probably splitsville and that’s his “time” with the kids. Feel sad for the kids.

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  189. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    @adtwah:
    I don’t see how her comments on HER experience were perpetuating the stigma on the mentally ill. I’m glad both of you received help for your problems, it sounds like she had to have an advocate to help her get the help she needed. Just like there are good and not-so-good people all over the world, there are good and not-so-good facilities, too.

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  190. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    @Keane:
    Maybe she should just get it over with, instead of using the misery of others to boost her public standing. I am seriously disgusted by this one, this c*** using the horrors that these children have gone through (and the rest of the population, the rapes, killings and mutilations) to distract from the fact that she and BP are splitting. Revolting, very simply mind-bogglingly revolting.

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  191. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    @Canuck:
    yay! let me know…

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  192. Vittorio said on May 19th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    @ceegee:
    alert!!!!!!!! Narcissist on the loose!!!! good lord, does the grandstand ever end with that one???????? Fake fake fake!!!!

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  193. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Here it comes: http://www.usmagazine.com/news/angelina-jolie-watches-child-soldier-trial-in-netherlands-2009195
    Angelina Jolie Watches Child Soldiers Trial in Netherlands
    TUESDAY MAY 19, 2009
    Angelina Jolie was spotted at the International Criminal Court in the Netherlands today.

    The actress watched the trial of a Congolese warlord charged with using child soldiers, the Associated Press reports.

    Jolie, a mother of six, called the case against Thomas Lubanga a “landmark trial for children.

    “After watching the proceedings from the viewing booth, I stood up and found Thomas Lubanga Dyilo looking at me,” Jolie said. “I imagined how difficult it must be for all the brave young children who have come to testify against him.”

    The story next to it is how BP took the boys to Star Trek.
    See a pattern? JA is serious. BP is silly. JMO

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  194. meg said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Angelina Joined Brad in cannes this evening. The show must go on…

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  195. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    @stinky-inky:
    why won’t she let him take the girls out? I wonder how Shiloh is? Probably missing her daddy like crazy.

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  196. Vittorio said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    @Keane:
    You’re right. It is total BS and she knows it….and you know it…………..and I KNOW that I know it. I lost the love of my life to suicide. FU little Miss Actress!!!!. Go ahead and good riddance, but i know you won’t. You suck and those kids would be so much better off without you. I’m not even close to kidding.

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  197. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    @ Canuck – and did you notice we are shooting the glamour puss in black and white again, just like the recent repellantly shameless Afghanistan set? Is it to make Ms Jolie look even more alluring, glamorous and iconic? Black and white giving us hints of Hepburn, Dietrich and all that jazz? (I have to say she still looks pretty terrible in that first shot nonetheless). I read some of the comments on the X17 page and a lot of them saw straight through it and the timing of it which is encouraging. Anyone know what the motivation was for promoting this “cause”? Correct me if I’m wrong but if its being dealt with by the Hague’s war crimes tribunal it doesn’t sound like it requires a bit of fluff to draw attention to it. Looks like it already has the attention it deserves. Like so many of her other “humanitarian” exploits you wonder if she volunteered herself rather than being asked, the timing being so very convenient and all. Anyone else?

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  198. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    @benjaminbutton14:
    Maybe she keeps him in line by threatening to undo his zipper and pull out his teeny weenie! Just a little lower with that big hand of hers…

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  199. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    @Keane:
    I totally agree.

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  200. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    The girls are probably too young to be entertained by that movie. But it is kind of weird that it’s always the boys, whether it’s donuts or movies.

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  201. meg said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    @Canuck:There are translators and earphones…

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  202. Vittorio said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    @Constant Gardner:
    I agree. I wouldn’t be surprised if they let her torture the fellows in the Afganistan prisons. Remember the torture reference and she was just over there earlier this year. The guys would really get off on that. They liked watched that unfortunate looking Lindy Englund do it, so can you imagine how much they would enjoy watching her. Quite a show to see no doubt. and seems to be her cup of tea.

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  203. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I was responding to what someone said about a nuthouse. And I was talking about the particular place I went to.Like I said, my husband had to call the health department because they did not offer groups that benefited anyone. And other patients were in agreeance. The nurses all seemed whacked out on meds. It was crazy there. They just allowed people to come in and not treat. I apoogize for not explaining myself correctly. I take 150 mg of zoloft a day and see a psychiatrist weekly.I fight daily to want to be here. Believe me, I know the stigma that will follow me for the rest of my life. Sorry if I offended, just trying to point out money can buy better treatment. And anyway, have you not been following along. How many statements have been made about about the nuthouse? Too many to count. Why pick mine out, I am in the same position as you.@adtwah:

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  204. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    @Keane:
    I’m seething right now. Lived a long time in West Africa and had people from the Congo RDC around our family and who I respected a great deal. This b*tch couldn’t hold a candle to those people. She probably even got a free flight to Europe out of it.

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  205. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    @ Vittorio – yes suicide most certainly is not something to be using in one’s PR arsenal is it? Families are destroyed by it. One very close to me sadly. But I don’t think this woman knows any shame. At least her actions seem to suggest she doesn’t.

    @ stinky-inky – WOW that’s a stunning quote isn’t it? I may just need to repost it:

    “After watching the proceedings from the viewing booth, I stood up and found Thomas Lubanga Dyilo looking at me”.

    Lets all just take a minute to take a good look round that quote for a bit shall we? Anything jump out at you there? Anything just screaming to be pointed out at all? I think you all know what I’m getting at. This woman is truly unbelievable. Its just the same as that piece written by the African writer who talked about how both Angelina Jolie and Anderson Cooper witnessed a child die in Africa and how they retained the only photo of that child, and how they both considered it a life-changing, formative experience – probably more than the child’s parents did the writer suggested. That child’s death was all about them he said, and it sounds like this trial at the Hague is now also about the heroic Ms Jolie, not just those poor, not famous children. Repellant.

    BTW – I totally agree with you re the PR game. I’ve seen a piece in Now magazine I think it was that looked like it came from Ange and described how she advised Brad to go back to his shallow life with Jen and spend his days helping to highlight her hair or whatever. I firmly believe it is her who has put these fallacies about Jen out there, and who has incited the loons to use it as artillery against her. What kind of evil mind does that kind of thing? And why the hell doesn’t Jen fight back??? It baffles me.

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  206. joanne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    So Miss Jolie-Voight stays at a New York hotel because she is to tired to have someone drive her home to her kids but the Netherlands isn’t that far when it comes to mediahoing? She is truly disgusting. Her use of the UN and being a “mother of six” needs to be stopped. How can you trust the UN when they have her as a spokesperson?

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  207. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    @Keane:
    “After watching the proceedings from the viewing booth, I stood up and found Thomas Lubanga Dyilo looking at me”.

    Maybe she’s hot for him and some salt’npeppa action and she was staring at him! LOL

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  208. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    @stinky-inky:
    I followed that link and laughed out loud at the picture posted. She’s standing there with the prosecutor, her forehead wrinkled in thought. So what, is she meeting with the prosecutor to give advice and encouragement on how he should work his case? I’m sure she knows so much better than a prosecutor at THE EFFING HAGUE!! I’m pretty sure he had to go to school to get to that position. I kinda want to hit the hell out of my computer I am so annoyed.

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  209. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    @ Canuck – yes just look at how she places herself squarely in the middle of that groundbreaking war crimes trial. That when she found the perpetrator “looking at” her, she knew how difficult it must be for the children. See what she did there? Is anyone else as flabbergasted as I? It has NOTHING to do with her. Go there, report on it, and leave again if you must. You do not need to write yourself into the story. You weren’t there to witness the act, don’t claim a significance in the proceedings of the trial, it is not about you. Why don’t people call her out on this more? How can one woman delude so many?

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  210. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    @joanne:
    How can you trust the UN anyway? Talk about corruption. What a joke.

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  211. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    @Keane:
    I commented on that quote earlier in the thread. It blew my mind. Narcissist much?

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  212. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    In a war of images on the front page of us, she looks like the intellectual and bp looks like the goof. jmo.

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  213. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/offical-breakup-brangelina-thread-they-have-arrived-pic-t225229.html
    picture of AJ and BP apperently from Canne. I think they are originally from JJ.

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  214. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Maybe she is trying to impress Liev. Isn’t he an intellect? lol@stinky-inky:

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  215. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    @Keane:
    I am as flabbergasted as you. Lucky for her, the botox wore off enough that she can actually wrinkle her forehead a bit so as to look concerned. 100% agree, what involvement has she got with any of this? I don’t recall having heard or read anything out of the mouth of Saint Angelina about the Congolese child soldiers up until she needs to stifle negative publicity about Brangie splitting. Nausea, how can anyone be so cynical as this woman?

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  216. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    @moo:
    Just looked over at JJ and cannot find them over there so I have no idea where these pics are from or where they were taken.

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  217. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    @Canuck:
    She wrote a letter, or gave a speech in regards to child soldiers and the Congo. I believe there was a quote in it about how aid workers were upset to be sending women and children back to places where their tormentors still lived. “No one should have to chose between Justice and Peace” (maybe I paraphrased that).
    It seemed like a very good letter/paper/opinion piece. But her personal actions undermine her “humanitarian” efforts.

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  218. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    @Canuck:
    Good point on the Botox…I knew something about that so obvious pose was off, just didn’t catch what. Sorry y’all, not on my “A” game today!

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  219. joanne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    I agree but sometimes don’t explain myself well.

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  220. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Very telling!! Back in the day….lol…..they would both exit on the same side of the auto, with Brad possessivly holding on to her arm….now though,…they are not only exiting opposite sides of the auto, but looking in opposite directions! Brad is STILL wearing that damn shirt!!!@moo:

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  221. stinky-inky said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    @justhelping:
    Lord help him if he’s the least bit intrigued by her bs.

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  222. Chris G. said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    There are four pictures of them arriving… All pretty much the same (just as they exit the vehicle).

    http://picture.belga.be/belgapicture/editorial/all/coverage/958076.html

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  223. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    http://picture.belga.be/belgapicture/picture/prev/13898590.jpg created 5/19/2009 a class=”replyTo” href=”#comment-25493″>@moo:

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  224. Chelsea said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    on just jared the pics are bigger and they look pissed…and I agree on the not getting out on the same side of the car

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  225. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    @joanne:
    I realized you were asking a rhetorical question after I posted. Sorry if I offended you. And your explanation was just fine!

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  226. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    It’s going to get good now!!!….lol@Chris G.:

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  227. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    someone pointed out that she is wearing the “black moo moo dress to fan pregnancy rumors” again….haha…So many people have her number.

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  228. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Thanks they don’t look happy do they?

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  229. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Ahhhh moo, it’s strictly for business i believe. Brad still in that blue shirt with the white under it sticking out, what is it …. 5 days in a row now? Jolie wearing her “i might be pregnant black moo moo dress?….all for The Brand….they can’t even look at one another…it’s hilarious….can’t wait for more photos….must be the hardest role they’ve ever played!@moo:

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  230. Ray Catone said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    @all – girlfriends, I have a big scoop. Will post by tomorrow morning. Te Amo, SRRC

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  231. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Looking Forward To Updates From IAN Now….On Location In Canne……Ought To Be Some Really Good Information Coming Soon……Go Ian!!!!

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  232. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    @Ray Catone:
    Thank you Sugar Ray! Will eagerly await it…. we have missed you! :D

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  233. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    @Ray Catone:
    So excited!
    @moo:
    They look distinctly unhappy. She has a wicked case of the cvnt face, non?

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  234. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    @ladybert62:
    Hear Hear LadyB!

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  235. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    @moo:
    Wonder what they discussed in the car? The weather? The child soldiers trial? The “divorce”? The threat of suicide? The lovely Ms. Sudanese mystery? Gosh, possibly even the kids? Whoa, ladybert62, that is going too far! Maybe they just did a “BillyBob Thornton” trick or two? :-)

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  236. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    @ backalleyknees – sorry hun didn’t have time to read through all the comments, glad someone else picked up on that outrageous bit of “making the Hague war crimes trial for Congolese child soldiers all about Angelina Jolie” BS. I am stunned and floored by it. I am beginning to think her UN connection is her biggest media weapon and the thing that makes her the most dangerous. No-one should be able to hi-jack such serious events and turn them into a promotional opportunity for themselves. I think we need to get her out of the UN, it is her biggest trump card. I hope Ian can come up with enough goods to depose her.

    And re: her attendance at Cannes, at least it gives Ian and his crew an opportunity to do some good digging on them both. With both of them there it will be twice the fun. And we get to laugh at AJ trying to look in love with BP on the red carpet, ha ha!

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  237. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    @Patty anne:
    probably to take the focus away from the rumours about them splitting up. It seems like she is constantly pregnant but has only ever actually been pregnant twice. I’ve never known another celeb to have as many pregnancy rumours as AJ. I wonder if it’s because it’s harder for the press to be horrible and call out a woamn who could be pregnant?

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  238. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    @Ray Catone:
    Hey Sugar! Are they staying in separate rooms? Hotels? Wish your morning was my morning, lol

    See you manana!

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  239. harikari girl said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Hi All – I’ve been following this site now for a couple of months but have never posted here before. To be perfectly honest, at first I thought Ian might be full of shi*t – conflicting reports, postings that seemed like riddles that the members had to decipher and interpret, etc. But I still kept peeking in, mainly because the comments posted were often very interesting, intelligent and lacked a certain lunacy that usually overwhelms any site that mentions AJ. Then last week, I saw Ian’s IUCTV broadcast and my opinion and doubts regarding him completely changed/dissipated. The way he went through the questions from the members on this board was what cemented it for me. If he didn’t know the answer, he said so. If he believed something to be true, he showed no hesitancy in putting his money where his mouth was AND he acknowledged the contributions of the users of this site and stated that he felt the input and comments from the posters was what really made this site what it is. Needless to say, my opinion of him totally changed from a guy that was exploiting a hot topic subject for gain, to a guy that was straight up, and refreshingly, possessed an irreverence which is all but completely devoid on other sites and entertainment news outlets when it comes to reporting on Angelina Jolie.

    I guess this was completely off topic, sorry about that – but for some reason I felt compelled – probably because I started out as a skeptic.

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  240. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Do my eyes deceive me? I thought he had eliminated that skraggy facial hair? In the picture I looked at, it seems to have re-appeared! Maybe its a double and not really the hapless Mr. Pitt! Run away hapless … run, run, run while you can! :_)

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  241. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Yep it is I don’t know which annoys me the most the cvnt face or the smug face.

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  242. moo said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    @ladybert62:
    Doubt he got the BBT treatment. He doesn’t look a man who as had an enjoyable ride.

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  243. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    @moo:
    Good Point! :-) :-)

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  244. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    @ Patty Anne – hilarious! Where did someone say that? Its good to know more people have their number. We need to link them to here. Yes I noticed that the other day when she was carrying that book to make herself look clever and serious, big black pregnancy dress. So I guess that picture was designed to kill two PR birds with one stone hey? Look heavyweight/clever and look heavyweight/pregnant. Bingo!!!! So I think we have categorically concluded that there is nothing that this woman won’t use to her advantage for publicity: the death of her mother; her children, especially the vulnerable adopted ones; her relationship; her suicide threats; Congolese child soldiers facing their persecutor in the Hague; possilble pregnancies. Wow, that’s quite a list. I guess the most important thing in this woman’s life is her image and fame right? And with all the time she spends focusing on it and promoting herself, one can only assume she is a very lonely human being.

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  245. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    @Keane:
    No worries Miss. Keane! Just wanted you to know that others have the exact same feelings! I posted that @ celebitchy and got reamed. The normal BS, “you wouldn’t know about it if it wasn’t for her”. Actually bitches, I’m well educated and have read about goings on in the world for many years. I try and get my news from something other than Entertainment Tonight. The HW stuff is for fun. (that rant wasn’t directed at anyone on this site).

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  246. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @moo:
    hahahahha! Unless she bit him?

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  247. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @Keane:
    Keane, Keane – how can she possible be lonely when she has a mirror to love! :-)

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  248. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    @ moo – absolutely and she has used that pregnancy/adopting/mother of 6 card to death to protect herself. But she could never stay pregnant or adopt forever, it was always going to have to come to an end some day. And oh dear looks like it did.

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  249. joanne said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    No offense taken.

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  250. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @ladybert62:
    That. Was. Awesome.

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  251. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    That is even a BETTER Idea – laughing my self right off my chair at work picturing that one! She’s got to get her daily dose of blood someway! :D

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  252. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    @ backalleyknees – hm I fear Celebitchy is a lost cause, you are a braver woman than I, I have enough to deal with getting jumped on here!

    @ ladybert62 – its such an appropriate image isn’t it? I can just see her as The Evil Queen gazing in to the mirror asking it to tell her who is the fairest of them all, and then her screams as it cries: Jen Aniston, Jen Aniston, ha ha ha!!!! Cackle cackle. I also love The PIcture of Dorian Gray analogy – I can so see that happening too, he he!

    @ Ray Catone – how delightful, we knew you were up to something good!

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  253. gossipwench said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    @Liin:
    Duh. This is a public forum. If she was “hiding” she wouldn’t be talking about the issue here.

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  254. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    @Keane:
    agreed, its just kind of fun to get them all riled up. JJ is even worse (as I’m sure you know). I just went over there…I love how every argument is “suck it Jen Hens! You are all evil trolls!”. So I started posting just to piss them off. I’ll probably get kicked off, but oh well.

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  255. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    @ladybert62:
    your response just cracked me up. Maybe it flavored her food? Nothing like some warm coppery goodness (blood) as a condiment.

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  256. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    @Ray Catone:
    Yay! Yay! Thank you Sugar!

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  257. Skeletor said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    So, on May 18th amongst unconfirmed rumors that Brad Pitt was already in France, IUC broke the exclusive: “Brad Pitt Seen Dining With Mysterious Lady in Cannes!” and then more than a day later Brad Pitt actually first arrived to France (with AJ)? That’s fascinating.

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  258. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    @ harikari girl – that’s good to know, that is why I have always liked Ian. I think he’s a decent guy who deals with us in as straight a way as he can. And he actually tells us stuff we don’t know and want to hear about as opposed to some regurgitated, PR BS. Of course he makes money from the blog but people don’t seem to realise how much hard work he is doing to keep it going. These stories are not easy to get and take a lot of work to stand up, I reckon he’s working round the clock at the moment. I agree I was also heartened by some of the things he said in regard to the evidence he has for some of the more outrageous and disputed stories (the dog one for one), and it reassured me that it was more than just something someone said to someone who said to someone else etc etc. I think those live chats help because people can see Ian for what he is, a down-to-earth, decent guy who has his heart in the right place, not some lunatic rumour-monger who is making up crap for cash and laughing at all his readers. If I had a pound for every time someone has said that to me (eyeroll)! Anyway, I’m glad you were convinced and hope you will hop on board with the comments section too. x

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  259. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    You are tooo funny today backalleyknees! By the way, if lovely Sugar Ray is also in Cannes – what day/time is it? What does will his/her “morning” start – are they ahead of the east coast in time and by how much? Any ideas? :-)

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  260. harikari girl said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    @Keane: Re: Democratic Republic of Congo (war crimes) — HI Keane, 2 things just jump out at me regarding AJ showing up at the Hague for this specific event. 1) It’s Angie’s PR 101 that she always uses when she feels she might be outed or shown in a negative light publicly. Ex: stole Brad Pitt and then had pictures taken of the two of them in Pakistan(?) lifting supplies for refugees. Basically try to avert any negative attention by tossing in some true and heartfelt humanitarian interest. 2) (this one’s more scary in my opinion) The Democratic Republic of Congo is starting to allow intercountry adoptions and the framework is rather loose as they haven’t figured it all out yet. I know this because my adoption agency is looking into the specifics for me. I wonder if after having been denied in countries that have more established adoption regulations, she used the appearance at the Hague not only to try for positive press coverage when all is OBVIOUSLY not well in Jolie-Pitt land, but also is thinking of trying to STEAL her next kid from the DRC. That’s the thought running through my head and it is CREEPING me out!!!

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  261. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @ backalleyknees – yeah we all had fun with that for a while over at DListed but then the repellant hatred for JA and anyone who questioned the slightest detail of the chosen one drove us all away (that and getting banned obviously, ha ha ha!). They just aren’t worth it to me nowadays, but I think its good that other people are still spreading the word!

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  262. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    @Keane:
    yeah, I just got put into moderation at JJ.

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  263. cuze said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Can’t wait Sugar!

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  264. Alif said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    JMO!
    Certain members of the fourth estate loves to kiss Brangie’s ass(es). So they become bigger asses. That way the press will have still more to kiss!

    Suicide is the ultimate selfish act.
    Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
    Suicide is not painless (”The Producers”); it causes great pain to the survivors.

    A couple of yrs ago, I saw a young woman on a national daytime talk show. The topic was suicide,and those who tried it.
    The young woman said that after she tried to commit the act, she went “to the other side” and was amongst those who had already succeeded in their attempts. She stated that these spirits were walking in endless circles mumbling to themselves. Then all of a sudden, a light came upon her and a voice thundered: Is this what you want for eternity?

    The upshot is, she’s devoted herself to preventing suicide as much as she is able.
    I simply took her word for it because the concept of spirits oblivious to each other doing what she says they were doing, and for eternity, requires something more from me than what I’ve been taught to believe.

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  265. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @Keane:
    The TV thingy and the rerun is crashing my browser (Firefox). I’m going to have to resort to the hated IE, and see if that works for it.

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  266. harikari girl said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @Keane: Thanks Keane, that’s really nice of you.

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  267. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @ harikari girl – that is a terrifying thought. Let’s hope to God she’s not. I definitely think her ambassadorship at the UN is her biggest weapon. Got to get her out of there asap in my view. It would make a huge difference if she wasn’t being endorsed by them any more.

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  268. Canuck said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    @Canuck:
    Nope, the page doesn’t even fully load on IE. I must have some conflict going on. Perhaps AJ can solve it for me, lol

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  269. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    @Alif:
    I liked Angelina’s Trollies the best (as per our naming conversation yesterday)

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  270. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    @Keane:
    Dang – those are brillant analogies Keane! – really started my old brain churning again – the Picture of Dorian Gray is perfect for her and for the hapless Mr. Pitt – you are a genius Keane! That will give me much fun trying to decide which of the evil Brangelina duo is whom in that story! Right now I can see either one of them as Dorian Gray! What fun! :-)

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  271. Patty anne said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    And yet this woman who alledgedly birthed twins just nine months ago…..has spent maybe a grand total of 48 hours with them…..that says a lot more about what sort of woman she is than all the appearances at the Hague…..phoney…complete phony! Her bio children might be considered motherless and possibly fatherless as well, yet she is so “compassionate” as to want to adopt Orphans of the world?….She’s so full of chyt ; a disgusting human being imo@Keane:

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  272. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    @Skeletor:Litttle behind the 8 ball Skeletor, he arrived in France on Saturday, she just arrived, first time they’ve been seen together – try to keep up.

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  273. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    @harikari girl:
    That is a scary thought – is it possible the evil Ms. Jolie just might be able to adopt yet another innocent helpless child into her endless web of narcisstic evil?

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  274. Different Guest said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    @ladybert62:Highly probable unless someone at the State Department grows a pair and says no.

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  275. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    @ladybert62:
    All those children are nothing more to her than trophies! Once obtained – the evil Ms. Jolie might just as well stick their little heads on the wall with identifying names and numbers underneath them so she can remember who they are and in what order they arrived! She is truly digusting to me.

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  276. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @Different Guest:
    I believe Hillary would say No – personally I dont like Hillary and would never vote for her for anything. But if anyone can “grow a pair” – she can – hopefully. :-)

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  277. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @ladybert62:
    She’ll have to decide if that ‘race’ fits in well with her other trophies…

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  278. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    yeah, I just got put into moderation at JJ.

    What does that mean? They won’t let you make negative comments about AJ?? That sounds so high schoolish! I’ll have to check out that site for a laugh.

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  279. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    @ceegee:
    that sight is crazy. I have the same name here as there and it is kinda funny. I’m being told to “go back to IUC and drink the Kool-Aid”. They get so pissed! And didn’t you know, I’m a sad sack troll who can’t get over the fact that Brad and I are never going to be together! Total shock. I know. What’s a mid-twenties girl to do?

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  280. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Really! She has to have them color co-ordinated with the furniture and her clothes! :-)

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  281. Mama San said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    @Ray Catone:
    Hiya Sugar baby, thank you for the two posts today, can’t wait for the mornin’.
    I am besides myself, pinching me with glee at the prospect of some more dirt.

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  282. Mama San said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    @ceegee:
    Us magazine does the same thing at JJ.

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  283. ceegee said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    I see..you’re just jealous of AJ…that’s hysterical!!!

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  284. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    @ceegee:
    Oh God, and apparently I’m from the south where they make moonshine? I am learning so many things about myself today. Great day!

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  285. harikari girl said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    @ladybert62: I don’t know. I hope to God not. I would not have even thought of it if it wasn’t for the fact that we’re looking into the adoption framework of the DRC for our family – I have so many times wished I could adopt from that country and take one little girl out of there as rape is soooooo prevelant and the youngest rape I have heard of was 3 “soldiers” raping a 6 month old girl. I have never been able to forget that.

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  286. Keane said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    @ ladybert62 – I can’t claim the credit for the Wilde one I have to say, someone already mentioned it a while back, but it fits her so perfectly we definitely have to adopt it as the if AJ could be a novel she would be “The Picture of Dorian Gray” type analogy. If she AJ was a DIsney character she would definitely be the Evil Queen in Snow White, and so on. You can all think of some other analogies while I’m a-sleeping. I’m sure we can come up with some great ones.

    @ Patty Anne – yah, but when will the world wake up to this seemingly glaringly obvious fact hm? Are we the only group of sane people living amongst a world of lunatics? Seems like that for now.

    @ Canuck – I wish I could help but computers are far from my strongest point, I would rank them somewhere near the bottom in fact along with anything involving sliding on ice or snow, anything that requires good hand to eye co-ordination (apart from table tennis bizarrely), singing and playing musical instruments. If it was anything other than that I may be able to assist! Those things, no chance!

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  287. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    @Keane:
    Keane! You are so right I could kiss you! She is both of those characters absolutely. WIll laugh all night about those images you have put into my head! :-)

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  288. backalleyknees said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    @Keane:
    They’re throwing your name around on JJ. Specifically gossipwench. Did you know that you are the loon anti-christ? I’d buy you a drink if we were on the same continent.

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  289. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    @harikari girl:
    My god – my stomach just turned over. That is an image I will also have tonight. Horrible, horrible. I want to cry. ;-)

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  290. ladybert62 said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    @ladybert62:
    Sorry – that is suppose to be a frownie face – my fingers got twisted with the horrible image you gave me. Gosh that is terrible.

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  291. too curious said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Sugar Ray just put up new blog entry!!!!

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  292. karenab said on May 19th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Theres a new post up!!!

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  293. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    @Keane:
    Yeah, that was me w/ the ‘Picture of Dorian Gray’ analogy.

    I’m sick, Keane, ’cause I’m at least 6 hours behind you. Got home ‘early’ today which was at 6:30 pm. and I always open up the posts at 6:00 am, so I miss most of what you post until much later. Now it’s got to be almost 1:00 am your time. The only time I get is on the weekeds.

    Listen, I agree with everything you say. Plus, I think you have the ‘patience’ of a saint, responding to all of these morons, but you do take the time (and are NEVER offensive), but MAN you can write and I don’t even know why you bother w/ some of these idiots.

    But, you know what was cool?? That IAN said in his last ‘broadcast’ that you should be a blogger yourself – and that was a HUGE compliment. He LOVES Dawn Olsen @ Glosslip and he said you were ‘better’. Can you get more of a compliment than that!!??? Don’t think so.

    @ well – I don’t agree that AJ should kill herself and I don’t believe that she would think that that would be the best PR that she could get. ‘Cause, if she’s dead, how would she even know that. Listen, I always thought that she may take that route in the future – but AS MUCH AS I CAN’T STAND HER – Wow, I don’t wish that on anyone. Don’t know what your deal is with her or how much you really do know her, but that is kind of ‘way over the top’ for me. Please, do not wish that on anyone.

    Anyhoo, I just got home and saw 303 posts, so sorry if I missed something, ’cause I was just scanning the posts as it would take me ALL night to read all of these.

    So, Keane, keep it up and much appreciated w/ all of the time and consideration you put into your posts. You may not even get this until tomorrow. But, thanks for all your input! XO

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  294. Astro said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    AaaaHHHHaaaaa!…Angie is on trip to Cannes!!!!.

    The big picture tomorrow!!!!!.

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  295. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    @HisHighness:
    Whoa – it really appears that you are ALWAYS on target and well ahead of these other bloggers. This is the ONLY site that I have EVER posted on, and for a good reason. The rest of them just repeat what they see on other blogs. I’m here as long as you are!! XO

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  296. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    @Astro:
    REALLY!!??? Let’s see how ’skinny’ she looks. Can’t wait to see this one if it does really happen. This “B” just wants the ’spotlight’! Should be very interesting. Hmmm.

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  297. Astro said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    IAN/Sugar: OK…The true…Angie is in France!!!

    Brad and Angelina Are A Work Of Art Leaving Michaelangelo.

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted arriving at dinner tonight at Michelangelo restaurant in Antibes, France. The duo stopped and waved to the cameras on their way out afterward. Angelina looked gorgeous in her long Ferragamo dress. At this point, Brad and Angelina seem like the king and queen of Cannes Film Festival and we’re looking forward to seeing what they wear on the red carpet together tomorrow

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  298. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    @Astro:
    GAG me!! Although, not surprised – she want’s the spotlight – can she EVER stay away from it???

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  299. Astro said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    @N’other Name:

    Ah….Come on my friend for everybody here:

    If she is beautiful …she is ugly
    If she is gorgeous….she is ugly.
    if she is thin…she is ugly.
    if she is nice…she is ugly.
    If she is a suicidal woman…she is ugly.
    If she is a mother of one…she is ugly.
    If she is the mother of six…she is ugly.

    I would like to know the opinion about Angie if she weren’t the woman for who Brad dumped Jen.

    But don’t blame her. The commitment for the relationship was between Brad and Jen, it was a Brad decision. Blame Him.

    On the other hand if I were Jen I wouldn’t want the come back of a man that hurt and humiliated me in that way.

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  300. Astro said on May 19th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Arrive Together at Cannes!

    http://www.popsugar.com/3170503

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  301. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    @Astro:
    You are making me laugh here!!! :)

    I’m mot judging AJ re the whole Brad & Jen thing. If he was unhappy w/ JA, so be it!!!

    I, for one, if I were JA, I wouldn’t take BP back no matter what!!!! I think we may be underestimating JA. I think she is a much stronger person and, I personally, WOULD NEVER TAKE HIM BACK. Let’s give JA more credit than that.

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  302. Astro said on May 19th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    @N’other Name:

    OOOKKKKK!!!. That’s ok..That’s ok…AHAAHAH!…I believe you. Take care.

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  303. Cindy Eller said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Click out the picture of Brad and Angie out to dinner that was posted on Just Jared. It looks like he is wearing the necklace that Jen gave him. I am surprised Jolie has not yanked that necklace hard enough to decapitate him. Or she may do that tonight while he sleeps.
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=jolie-pitt-dinner-date&pic=angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-dinner-date-06.jpg

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  304. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    @Astro:
    Astro – you are funny!! Smiles all the way!!! :)

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  305. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Yeah, Assho is a riot. Assho is hung up on the JA and BP thing. I wouldn’t take him back either. Sloppy thirds. @N’other Name:

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  306. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    @justhelping:
    Sloppy Thirds??? Let’s talk about ‘Sloppy 1000’s’!!! Much more like it!!! Whoa, maybe I’m totally wrong here, but, WTF??!!, who on earth would want him back??? I don’t even have an explanation for that. It would be for a ‘professional’ to answer that one! Would you take him back? – not me!! And, I’m thinking, not you as well. JMO!!!

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  307. Cindy Eller said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Maybe a public appearance or two to put an arrow through Jolie’s heart, and then dump him…dump him hard.

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  308. MickeyB said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    ooh this story ( well similar) was published in the aussie Grazia magazine. seems to me the AJ has serious issues and needs help. To even contemplate suicide as a mother who is responsible for so many children is disgusting. ( think I have said this before ) not to mention that this seems to be her way of getting attention and the whole emotional blackmail thing is so 1990’s! she did this with BBT when he was with Laura D. why are these men so pathetic and weak? surely it cant all be about sex or then again…. One of our other mags also published that they spent Mothers day apart so looks like the wheels are falling off. I have to agree with others about BP and JA getting back together, it would be hell for JA and I doubt AJ would allow her to be a co parent. BP is stuck with her whether they are together or not. I dont really have a lot of respect for a man that cheats on his wife and then turns it on her ( the stories that JA wouldnt have his baby even though she suffered a miscarriage not long before he started cheating ) Hope Andrew Morton does do a book on AJ as has been published in Aussie mags, the bodyguards book would be very interesting too. But most of all I would like Ian to do a book! anyhoo, take care. I have to do some work but I shall return x x x x

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  309. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    LOL. Hilarious, yeah I gave too much credit. You got that right, he is despicable.@N’other Name:

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  310. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    @justhelping:
    You know what I love about this site??? That so many of us have a really, really good sense of humor. Was still laughing about your post before. Have a blast w/ you guys who are really, really funny. Still smiling!!! :)

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  311. Illuminati said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Once again you lecherous louts are at it again by gobbling up Ian’s B.S. with a big spoon and spewing salacious sewage about our protege Angelina. Because of this numbskullery nonsense we have activated scalar inteferometry transmitters on our satellites and they are now aiming scalar beams at all of your low class slave hovels and cockroach motels. With a push of a button we can instantly pulverize the melon mush inside of your amoeba celled cerebellums into sloppy serf soup. We are the masters of the universe and hereby command you to bow down to Angelina, Infinite Queen of this little dirtball you catalogued cattle call Earth.

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  312. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Oh shit, the Illunmati is back. We are DOOMED. Damn, my cockroach motel room is going to be invaded and my brains turned to icky goo. Can’t wait. @N’other Name:

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  313. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    @Illuminati:
    Whoa – I think we’re all ‘SHAKING IN OUR BOOTS HERE’!!! Oh, so, so scary!!! DUMBSHIT!

    BTW, this is the LAST TIME & ONLY, that I’ll respond to your idiotic schpeel! UGLY as UGLY does! Get off this site!

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  314. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    @justhelping:
    NO WAY!! This moron cannot even ‘grace’ a roach motel. None of our brains are going to turn ‘icky goo’. I think we’ve already deduced that from that last piece of sh*t. Ignore, ignore, ignore! And, that’s that! The more you feed into these cockroaches, the more they grow. Let’s make a deal – no more responses to the crap of this worlds! Ok??? XO

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  315. justhelping said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    deal. couldn’t help myself. too easy. however, i did just respond to poster on the next post, so just remember i did that before the deal.@N’other Name:

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  316. N'other Name said on May 19th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    @justhelping:
    “K” – I’ll now go to the other post! :)

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  317. Alif said on May 20th, 2009 at 12:30 am

    @backalleyknees:
    Thanks. So you think they’ll read it right? They might think trolleys. Those Kool-Aid drinkers might not have even finished high school.

    So it’s Jolie’s Trollies, or Angelina’s Trollies. Okay, then!

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  318. Z said on May 20th, 2009 at 1:02 am

    @TobyKat:
    “You don’t threaten to kill yourself if you don’t get your way. “…extremely immature….at the very least.

    @well:
    I love it….lookin forward to that!

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  319. DebFrmHell said on May 20th, 2009 at 1:08 am

    @Illuminati:
    Yeah, but will that get me out of having to go to work tomorrow?

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  320. Z said on May 20th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    @justhelping:
    “Children know more than we think. They are not stupid and they can sense when things are amok.” This is so true, I remember this from when I was a kid…and no one talked about anything….but when things are bad, kids know. I hope you are feeling better. Chronic pain and illness is very hard to deal will.

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  321. Z said on May 20th, 2009 at 1:19 am

    @DebFrmHell:
    LOL…Hi Deb…you are funny!

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  322. tessouille said on May 20th, 2009 at 3:10 am

    She arrived in Cannes yesterday night where she had dinner with BP in a fancy restaurant. They’ve been pictured going out of a car and coming into the resto. They didn’t seem in a great mood, like loneliness together. No smile, no touch. We gonna have a really fake couple today night!!! Show can start now!Pffff@sama:

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  323. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 4:50 am

    @well:
    bb14. I think that after all this has died down things will start to workout for them, He still is wearing the necklace that Jen gave him, and from what I have read he hardly takes it off I take it as a sign that he is connected with her. I don’t know if Ange knows where the necklace came from but if she doesn’t I think it is a good thing that she doesn’t know. I believe that in time they will get back together. And I think that will make Jane Pitt and very happy Mother. I know that she has always said that she will never love anybody else like she loves Brad. Even it was stated when she was with John Mayor when they were between the sheets she often called out Brads name. I guess love really does conquer

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  324. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 4:56 am

    @Patty anne:
    bb14. I also noticed that they never got out of the same door. They didn’t look exactly happy either. She looked like she had just sucked a lemon and he didn’t look much better. I guess they have to play this charade for the press he will probably glad when it is over. Maybe he is missing Jen yep, still wearing the same shirt and the necklace. I swear that the necklace is a connection to Jen to keep her close. JMO

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  325. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 4:59 am

    @Patty anne:
    bb14. I don’t get it why would you want to play at being pregnant when she’s not and everybody else knows she’s not. Surely BP must know that she isn’t Maybe he just doesn’t care how he dresses now. I fee a bit for him he has so much on his plate putting up with crazy looney.

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  326. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 5:14 am

    @ladybert62:
    bb14. Maybe they said nothing everytime he opens his mouth she slams it shut. Silence is Golden

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  327. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 5:23 am

    @Chelsea:
    bb14. I saw that as well when you click on the photo to enlarge it they really look pissed off no love lost there. Ian was right Shit will go down.

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  328. benjaminbutton14 said on May 20th, 2009 at 5:26 am

    @Chelsea:
    bbh14. If you enlarge the photo she looks like she bending forward to look pregnant. check it out.

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  329. Keane said on May 20th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    @ backalleyknees – ha ha ha, that is good news isn’t it? I hope I am the loon anti-christ, those people truly disgust me. If I was anything but their anti-Christ I would be deeply traumatised – ha ha ha! Gossipwench is a plant I think, I guess they’re trying to stir up trouble here by going to JJ and getting the loons to come here and do their bidding for them. None of their plants have worked too well on this site for them. The persistence of the plants is truly mind-boggling to me. I find it unfathomable what lengths AJ will go to try to control what people think about her. It is like no negative comment about her is permitted whatsoever. For a woman who has “know your rights” tattooed on her body, it is amazing that she feels we are not entitled to the right of free speech. Or is it, in the mind of Angelina, that everyone should “know their rights” unless those rights could in any way be damaging to her. Maybe she should get that tattooed on to her body as an addendum? Just a thought!

    @ N’Other Name – yeah that was a GREAT analogy, so appropriate, thanks for contributing that, it fits her so perfectly. I’m sure we can think of plenty of other literary examples to fit her too, I’ll have to have a look through my book collection. And thanks so much for your words of support, yes the attacks are irritating and I know I expose myself to the likelihood of it when I expose their plants, but its good to know that I am on to something when they do. I am and have been bashed on a daily basis on this site and my attacks are nearly always in response to that, but unfortunately some people seem to think that I am the perpetrator which nine times out of ten I am not. Its tricky for other people to always see that though when they don’t realise that the vast majority of people I am speaking to in that way are not genuine posters. I find it hilarious though that I bother them so much that they feel the need to attack me every day. I just can’t believe a commenter on a internet blog could possibly be so threatening to them. I guess it goes to show how little the whole of the rest of the media actually dare to comment on them in a negative way. Well I always say if you want something done well, do it yourself, and if no-one else is prepared to do it then I will. I “know my rights”, and I have every right to call people out whose behaviour is far from sincere or to be applauded. BTW were you the one who asked me whether I am a “feminine” one or not? Ha ha! Sorry, didn’t get chance to answer but yes I am, although I don’t wear nipple tassles to bake cakes on most days! That was a little bit of satire for everyone’s entertainment! But yes, I’m not the butch variety that Angie Jo favours ha ha!

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  330. POSTER FROM ANOTHA BOARD said on May 20th, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Just coz they didn’t exit out the same car door doesn’t mean a thing. Why can’t she exit from her door ? I don’t climb over to my husbands side where he’s sitting to get of the car . So was she suppose to be smilin or somethin when she got out of the car waving to the paparazzi ? You can’t tell much from that pic. But, there are other pics showin them going out and he’s older her hand etc. Brad need not wear some necklace to feel connected to Jen Anniston coz if he still wanted her would he have left her in the 1st place ? That just silly. To think Jen would even want Brad back after he had broken her heart, their marriage and publically humiliated her. That’s not really a compliment to Jen to say that she is still wanting a man back that dogged her very coldy to add he’s moved on she has but, now she wants him back . After he has 6 kiddies and a relationship with the woman he cheated on her with . Aint cool as Jen would say .

    You have no way of knowing those posters are plants. Most of them are from other boards . They have been lurking and laughin their asses off like we have . Also SMH at your antics.

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  331. Cindy Eller said on May 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Just saw Today interview with Brad. He said “nothing” about Angelina Jolie even when asked point blank about her. He would answer with the kids, not “family” or Jolie. When asked if he was the happiest he had ever been, is answer was, “Let’s say most on track.” Very evasive about relationship or Jolie. Danced around discussing her like a boxer.

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  332. Keane said on May 20th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @ POSTER FROM ANOTHA BOARD – my mistake PFAB, you know best after all. You have been reading here and posting here every day from when the comments section started up 3 or 4 months ago I’m sure. You obviously have superior knowledge of the whole shebang. I defer to your greater knowledge and wisdom of everything (especially spelling and punctuation).

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  333. N'other Name said on May 20th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    @Keane:
    That’s funny – yeah, I’m the one who asked if you were a ‘femme’ one – WOW, good memory – that was ages ago!! :)

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  334. Z said on May 21st, 2009 at 2:42 am

    @SZ:
    Hey SZ, I may have found you, too…did you go by one name? I hope you start a blog. That would be fun. I’d like to read more about your career, etc. Take care, Z.

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  335. DODY said on August 12th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    WHO IS STUPPID TO TRUST THIS CRAPS. HEY, LET USE YOUR BRAIN. JOLIE LOVE HER FAMILY AND BRAD SO BAD. WHY SHE KILL HERSELF.? BRAD STILL LIVE WITH HER NOW. . BE SMART! PEOPLE. I THINK THIS CRAP CAME FROM CHINIFER MANFACETON’S ASSISTANTS.

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  336. Angelina Jolie: said on May 19th, 2009 at 11:17 am

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