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Posted on May 11th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Rhinoplasty, Blepharoplasty, other surgeries integral part of Camp Brangie!

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  1. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Rhinoplasty = nose surgery
    Blepharoplasty – eyelid surgery

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  2. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:30 am

    In my opinion, she also had the cheeck bones heightened, the jaw squared and I know I read someplace that she had a boob job to make them bigger (before Lara Croft movie) and then a boob job to make them smaller (after Lara Croft). Of course these are the obvious. So what other surgery is integral part of Camp Brangie which includes the hapless Mr. Pitt, horrible brother James and the kids????? (Usual disclaimer, everything I write, say, do or think about anyone, place, thing or idea in the past, present or future, expressed or implied, is just my opinion forever and ever amen.) :-)

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  3. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:33 am

    No matter how many plastic surgeries Angelina has, it will never fix EVIL………..

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  4. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:34 am

    @ladybert62:
    Thanks, ladybert, you saved me a Google!

    Hmm…so the plastic surgery was not only to make her look like her Mom but also to make her look less like her real father? I can see the idea behind it but I’ve never been good with the “so and so has her Mom’s eyes and her grandfather’s elbows, etc.” stuff…

    By the way, Marcheline was born in Illinois and has some French in her background so she “French”. My father-in-law has creole and cajun and I have a French last name so am I French, too? LOL

    As always, JMHO, blathering speculation, etc.!

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  5. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    @DonnaInMichigan:
    Excellent point. She will never be able to fix or even HIDE evil…jmho, of course.

    And I truly believe that while maybe people are messed up in psychological terms from life experiences, have mental illnesses, etc. I also believe that some people are just born evil and she is one of them. JMHO.

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  6. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    @DonnaInMichigan:
    Truer words were never written! :-)

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  7. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:40 am

    @ladybert62:
    And you know what’s funny? We hear ad nauseum about Nicole Kidman’s high forehead but never about AJ’s – what’s up with that?

    I think you nailed the plastic surgery she has had.

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  8. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:44 am

    Ha ha! Yes I always thought she had had her eyes done, and at least 2 nose jobs. One since she hooked up with Brad (it is noticeably bigger in their first W magazine spread) and one when she was with BBT I think (it was much bigger, more bulbous and more natural looking during that infamous “we just fucked in the limo” red carpet appearance). I always figured the scars behind her ears were to do with making her eyes more narrow, rather than a facelift. If you pull the skin on your cheekbones back towards your ears you will see what I mean. Celebs do have facelifts young to retain a youthful appearance though so it may have been that or maybe she had her ears pinned back. It looks to me that she had something done around her jaw/chin area as it was initially much more prominent and is now more dainty and feminine. I’m not sure on the cheekbone implants though, there was one picture of her on the set of salt where they looked quite obviously fake, but other times I just wonder whether its because she’s lost the puppy fat in her face (this has happened to me, I used to have a fat face like young AJ too, its now much thinner!). And we know from SR she has had a recent boob job and it’s quite well-rumoured that she had one around the time of Tomb Raider. It wouldn’t be that shocking, virtually all HW actresses seem to have them, even the ones with smaller boobs. If you’ve seen that David Lynch film Mulholland Drive where Naomi Watts and the other actress have that lesbian love scene, they are both quite obviously feeling each other’s breast implants, its hilarious!

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  9. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    @Keane:
    Hi Keane – what is your translation of the rest of Ms. 9cents: “..other surgeries intergral part of Camp Brangie”? (1) Did hapless Mr. Pitt have any? (Can you have that done to enlarge the you-know-what)
    (2) Were the twins “surgeries” (3) were there surgeries (abortions) while with hapless Mr. Pitt or with horrible brother? What do you think.

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  10. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5729/joliefacezr2.gif
    This is the best example of her plastic surgeries i’ve found. Photo morphs into the pre surgeries to post. It’s obvious the upper lip has been pumped up, and her chin has an implant now to make it more prominent, the eyes of course and the nose refined and narrowed at the pre-surgery bulbous tip

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  11. guest said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:59 am

    @DonnaInMichigan: I second that.

    @ladybert62: It is rumoured Pitt had an eyelift.

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  12. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    I believe part of the mystery surrounding the birth of the “twins” was due to angie having a tummy tuck and breast lift after. I’m curious to see a current photo of her lower belly now, to see if her infamous tattoo is still just above her pubic area….”That Which Nurishes Me Also Destroys Me”

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  13. sinker said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am

    @too curious:

    i am starting to wonder if she just “born evil” myself. i think the same as you…. her past/upbringing could account for some, or she was just born wrong. i have sensed evil coming from a complete stranger i was passing on the sidewalk before – on more than one occasion. i bet she would set off my evil alarm big time. JMO IMO etc etc

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  14. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:02 am

    @guest:
    Thanks guest!

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  15. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    @Patty anne:
    But, but Angie doesn’t care about her looks, right? She’s a saint, and a humanitarian, and a political force, and an intellectual…ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

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  16. Mememe said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    How many celebs haven’t had surgery? You could probably count them on one hand.

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  17. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:06 am

    @Patty anne:
    HI PattyAnne – that is a good one! You can definitely see the changes to her nose, eyes, area above the upper lip and chin! Thanks. :-)

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  18. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    @ too curious
    SHE thinks that she is above all! Sign of psychotic behavior is inflated ego, feeling of superiority. It’s time Mz Jolie Voight came to her senses and owned responsibility for her actions. Everything about her is phony, which, if that was all she was about, so what; however, it’s her actions against humanity in general that upset me…she cares about no one but Angie and Jame. She uses poor, sick, hopeless peoples of countries around the world to inflate her self worth ( in her eyes), she uses her children for publicity to encourage the world at large to fall for the lie that she is generous, kind, compassionate and caring individual, when in fact she is none of those things. She uses anyone, anything that makes her feel better about herself….period. Angie only loves Angie, and perhaps a little bit spilled over for her other half; Jame

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  19. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    @sinker:
    I am just not sure if someone is born evil – some days I say “yes” (they are born evil because of brain chemical inbalances or brain deformities or brains just different) and some days I say “no”. The physical and chemical composition of the body and the brain cannot be ignored – the question is to what extent can a person rise above it or succumb to it. The eternal nature versus nuture question. However the evil Ms. Jolie was born (nature) (and I read somewhere that mystery Mr. Voight said she had mental problems as an infant) and because of her immoral environment when raised (nuture) (by whomever did the raising), she has become what she is now- evil personified.

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  20. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:13 am

    @Patty anne:
    I agree with all you said.

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  21. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    @Patty anne:
    ITA

    It just amazes me the degree to which she fools some people. As for journalists not exposing her, well, unless one is an independent like Ian, they have to answer to editors and publishers who are still kissing her ass because putting her pic on the cover sells magazines…

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  22. OhFuckingPLEASE said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    yes to nose job, but the boob pics? Please, she is 15 in the first picture, and the 3rd is CGI.

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  23. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:31 am

    @ too curious
    It appears to me that her real boon to manufacturing her celebrity persona and Listing as an actor is due mainly to her partnering with a successful ( at that time) actor, Brad Pitt. He was one rung on her stepladder of life. She stepped on him, used him, and now feels he isn’t necessary to her anymore. Her major success’ to that point were her portraying herself ( Girl Interrupted) and the action figure Lara Croft ( grossly over-acted in my opinion, in fact one of her co-stars in that second film stated he had to “act down” to play in that role with her) She had remained to that point in her career The Joke Of HW. She cleverly realized she needed to do something bold to create the image she desired with the public and ensure her status. It may have fooled some for awhile, but her Ivory Tower is now crumbling before her very eyes. Hooray!!

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  24. rotorua said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Juts wanted to mention that ted c has posted an item about Brange… a very weak one after he was a bit pointed and nasty last week.
    http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b123086_angelina_jolie_tell-allsmdashare_they.html

    Methinks that the good folks at e ( or Brange’ s lawyers) came down mighty hard on him again. Compare to his post last week, where he is quite pointed about her “nasty secrets”…without mentioning Fakey, but hinting at it.

    http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/b122358_Morning_Piss__Who_Should_Write_Angelina_Tell_All_.html

    Ciao everyone. It’s late here!

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  25. sinker said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    other surgeries “integral” cesaerians (due to herpes?) abortion? just thinking out loud.

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  26. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    I believe, personally that some ppl are just born w/o a soul

    Without a conscience. And that is what renders them evil.

    Take for example, 2 parents, 3 kids. All kids are raised in the same environment, however 1 of those 3 kids, are evil. Seriously evil. They turn out to be murderer’s, rapists, etc. Now the other 2 children, grow up and become responsible, caring adults, that haven’t given their parents a moment of concern, but that one, that one child, who ends up in trouble constantly, where the parents keep asking themselves, what did WE do wrong with that one? Well it isn’t the parents fault, it’s because that child was just BORN that way…

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  27. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    http://education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Jolie,_Angelina
    Make Me Heal is a site pertaining to celebrity plastic surgeries. This is the article about Angie, and reference to Brad having his ears pinned back also…

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  28. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Very interesting interview with James Haven Voight in UK immediately after the death of his mother Marica Lynne Bertrand. Calling Jonathan Voight “Manipulative” Hummmmmm??

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  29. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am

    http://www.popcornnation.com/news/jon-voights-other-embittered-kid-dishes-it/
    sorry….lol

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  30. jeannie said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    If you’re going to use a screencap of a “before” breast shot, you should post the one from Taking Lives. I remember being excited to see her boobs–and then they were soooooo saggy (especially for someone who had never had kids.) I wonder if the “other surgeries” are her getting her vag tightened or something. Cuz we all know Pitt likes em young!

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  31. Liin said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:03 am

    @Patty anne:

    Cheers for that Patty Anne – I needed a laugh………

    favourite bit:-
    “Try to imagine. You go to Beverly Hills High, one of the wealthiest High Schools in the nation. Even the cheapest car that anyone has is brand new. All my friends are well off. I have a movie-star father and no car.” “It was debilitating.”. Wow – hard life, he ’s got everything in perspective then.

    This just proves that these two idiots are just spolied brats, but AJ, probably being the brightest (cough, cough) went down the real evil route. ALL JMO.

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  32. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:08 am

    http://www.truveo.com/Sexy-Angelina-Jolie-in-Taking-Lives/id/330269034
    It’s a video clip, and one must wait for the “sex scene” , but it clearly shows her with pendulous breasts, no doubt at all that she’s had breast surgery now…thank you Jeannie

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  33. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    OMG! sorry , i had no idea the video would go on to the complete “sex scene” with Jolie…but….strangely she was “acting” exactly as she did in MAMS with Pitt….guess any stud will do

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  34. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    “I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that”–James Haven

    That is just to freaking eerie. Wrong on so many levels. Any SANE woman wouldn’t need to compete with her man’s sister…of all things!

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  35. Liin said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    @DonnaInMichigan:

    I just wanted to vomit at that part.

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  36. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    What exactly does James Haven do? OR does Angelina support him financially?

    I know he’s gotten bit parts in her movies…but other then that, how does he support himself?

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  37. Liin said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    @Patty anne:

    I think you guys had already established her acting is limited to :-
    pout, hard stare, squint eyes, hard stare with twinkle (this is at men before sex scene, with an extra full pout.

    Have a good day guys – TTFN.

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  38. Guest said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/gallery/uploads/1203791441/gallery_2777_11_3417.jpg

    Nose, chin, jaws, cheeks, eyes,…..?

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  39. Jaguar said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    @Patty anne:

    I wonder if her tattoo “that which nourishes me also destroys me” is referring to her heroin habit?

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  40. dina said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:46 am

    I don’t think Angelina is attractive at all. With all those plastic surgeries, she is slowly morphing into Jocelyn Wildenstein(the cat woman).

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  41. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Actually, judging by the location of that particular tat, her pubic bone area, i feel it relates to her thirst for kinky sex with whomever , like a sickness she’s acknowledging , i am waiting to see a photo of her lower body nude, to see if indeed a tummy tuck was performed after the so called “twin” birth..@Jaguar:

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  42. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    http://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/medium/RS%201965%20%20Mick%20Jagger.jpg
    Photo of a young Mick Jagger. Thought it would be good to compare with Jolie’s pre-plastic surgeries photo…. i wonder though, if she isn’t actually fathered by the same man as Jame since they share so many features.

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  43. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    http://www.people.com/people/news/category/0,,personsTax:BradPitt_2,00.html
    Jagger’s Joke
    Originally posted 02/09/2009 05:45AM

    Mick Jagger delivered the top prize – to the evening’s big winner, Slumdog Millionaire – and the best line of the evening – about Brad Pitt – at Sunday’s 2009 British Academy Film Awards.

    Explaining what he was doing at a movie event the same night as the Grammys, the Rolling Stone said he was part of a rock star-movie star exchange program.

    “Sir Anthony Hopkins is in the recording studio with Amy Winehouse,” joked Jagger, “and we are hoping that next week Sir Brad and all the Pitt family will be performing The Sound of Music at the Brit awards.”

    I thought this to be interesting considering some feel Angelina Jolie Voight may actually be Angelina Jolie Jagger….wink!

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  44. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    @ ladybert62 – sorry I had to go out, I don’t like to mention it now cos that’s when the fakes strike ha ha! But yes probably to all the above!

    @ Patty Anne – from the images you linked to I would say she has also had a neck lift – see how that flap of skin disappears. I could do with one of those I have to say, oh to have the means to spend hundreds of thousands on plastic surgery like Miss so-above-it-all-natural-beauty-humanitarian-screen-goddess-world-saver-etc! BTW ITA with everything you said, exactly my problem with her too.

    @ too curious – that’s what I feel too, I think journalism is really failing with regrad to Ms Jolie, its reason for existence is to expose manipulative frauds like her not big them up. At the very least someone needs to call her out on carrying those books around all the time for the paps to see. Just some kind of comment to the effect that for all Ms Jolie’s millions she seems unable to afford to buy a bag to put her books in, maybe all us mere mortals should club together to buy her a book bag so she won’t have to tote them around in her hands all the time? Just a thought….

    @ Mememe – but the difference with AJ is that she is lauded as the most beautiful woman in the world and most people are under the illusion she is “completetly natural”, when in fact she probably has had more done than a lot of celebs put together. I think she has literally had everything done, I don’t think any of her face or body is natural any more. Kylie Minogue in the UK is the same, but they are sold as all natural which means that they are setting an impossible and artificial standard for other women to live up to. No-one really looks like either of them except the very top models in the world. The karma for them though is once they age it all starts to fall apart very quickly and they spend their 40’s onwards looking bizarre. Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue are both evidence of this IMO.

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  45. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    I wonder who the “major special guest” is? Anxiously awaiting

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  46. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    @Jaguar:
    because of its location (pubic area I think), I say it refers to her sexual appetites! :-)

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  47. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    @ Liin – you forgot the one raised eyebrow expression (used in both Gia when she was inviting the ke-up artist to take part in her naked photo session and MAMS when she was about to blow Brad up or something). Its a definite one-size fits all type of acting that is practised by la Jolie!

    @ Patty Anne – I’ve never seen Taking Lives and now you’ve shown me that clip I know not to bother! Can’t Jolie even manage passion convincingly? For someone who claims to be the most sexual person on the planet, that sex scene was about one step above the most low-rent of pornos. She’s just dead behind the eyes, there’s no emotion or feeling or connection with what she’s doing at all. She just goes through the motions and does her best smouldering pouty face. The one with Banderas is even worse, so choreographed and awkward looking. Why is this woman famous again?

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  48. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Oh and whoever said about JH and AJ being spoilt HW brats – ITA!

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  49. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    I just had a hilarious thought! Can you imagine Angelina Jolie, the gorgeous, natural beauty ( humph!) at age 60? Tattoos on her pubic bone, and entire body and all? Karma!!@Keane:

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  50. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Imagine Angie Seducing Brad: Angie looks into Brads eyes, with one raised eyebrow in a “come hither” glance. Brad complies, they fall to the bed, Angie says, one minute Braddy, and stands in front of her dressing table. She first removes her wig, then the false eyelashes, out come the laminates on her horse teeth, she then takes out the pushem up bra liner, undoes the laced corsett to give her body feminine defination, sprays feminine deoderant on her nether regions, turns to Braddy, and he is gone! What Could Have Been!!! HaHa She’s a phony joke

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  51. Rox said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I always thought the brother ways gay. Is he trying to say that he’s straight–c’mon!

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  52. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    @ Patty Anne – oh don’t worry it will happen much, much faster than that believe me. Look what’s happened to Kidman and Minogue, both originally pretty women who fucked with themselves so much on a quest to be a raving beauty that their faces are now falling apart. They are only around the age of 40. I think when a face has had extensive plastic surgery it doesn’t age naturally and people need to have more and more surgery to maintain it. And they all end up looking completely bizarre. I think if people want to have surgery the key is to have a few things done in a subtle way. Once you start having everything done your face loses its natural structure and things start falling apart. I mean, do these chicks all want to look like Michael Jackson or something?!

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  53. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    @ Patty Anne – you forgot the butt and hip pads and the spanks for the stomach girth. She never goes out without them – sexy!

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  54. krys said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    hi everybody, i’m reading this blog since a few week and that’s my first post. don’t ask me why now, i don’t know !!!
    i’m like you, i don’t like her, i think she’s fake since she started to buy credibility by adopting after LC. but i disagree on some points, i don’t think she did surgery to look more like her mom, or less like her dad, i think she did it because before she was just pretty and now she’s beautifull. for a man. but i love men so… i don’t think she did something with her lips. i use to have bigger lips when i was a teen, they get thiner when you age it’s normal. for her breast, i have a big breast and if you don’t hire a surgeon, it tends to fall, espacially after kids, so i’m confident she did it, as for the rest. for the c-section i have to say that most of the time we read that “stars” do it. i don’t know why, it hurts like hell. but i agree whith you, you can’t say about someone who had done such surgery that she’s the most beautifull woman on the planet, it is totally unfair for the woman who are naturally beautifull. even if i’m not sure there’s one in hollywood ! like you say, jmo !

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  55. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    If it weren’t for the heartless, vicious , cavalier manner in which Brad left his wife and posed as a family with Jolie publicly, i’d pitty the “ignorant bastArd”….as it is, i feel he deserves all this and more. He and Jolie are now publicly back-alley cat fighting like the low life they are. Koodos for Jennifer for showing them what class is

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  56. dawn said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    doesn’t surprise me. who in hollywood hasn’t?

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  57. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Any Brits in the house? Heard about the split of Katie Price and Peter Andre???? Not a big surprise after the row they had on their reality show this week and this must have been filmed some time ago. I’m so sad for the kids though, they really are the most adorable things. And Pete’s such a nice person too, its her that’s the horror.

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  58. Togi said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Exactly, Patty ann — this is the picture I was referrancing in my MJ IS AJ’s DAD (to CMA it is JMO) post back on the MJ thread. (how’s that for using a bunch of initials??). She looks almost exactly like him, with a few “tweaks,” of course.

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  59. Diplomat said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    @Guest:
    The lower lip is supposed to be 1 and half times bigger than the upper lips. In the photos that you posted, it is clear that AJ’s lower lip is bigger than the upper lip.
    In the last years, we can see that her upper lip is now bigger than the lower lip (which is not possible by nature) and it has changed in size (not possible in adults as well). On top of everything, she has work done in her lips.

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  60. Diplomat said on May 11th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Wow, i swear I can see Jolie in that face.

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  61. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    @Diplomat:
    I agree – I am still backing my opinion that he is her pappa! :-)

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  62. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    @ Diplomat – the lip thing is odd though. If you back at tapes of her when she was a bit more real and at times clearly a strung-out junkie, her lips looked huge, repulsively so. They really were ugly. I don’t think I have ever seen another human being with lips that large. I have also seen an interview with her from a couple of years ago where her lips were just as enormous. They looked really odd and it was very ugly, she looked deformed. On neither of these occasions though did they look the same as the standard appearance of collagen or restylane lip injections that a lot of celebs have. Those injections make the skin above your upper lip look more pouty – which sometimes makes the lips look like a trout – and is really easy to spot on celebs. Her lips don’t look like that to me. I wonder whether she had very big lips naturally initially but they weren’t a very attractive shape. If anything it looks to me like she has had them reduced to look a prettier shape and to take some of the tissue away. I might be wrong but I think it is a difference in shape and she has made them smaller. But it may be that they were made bigger initially by some form of injection and they got so grossly big that she had to have surgery on them. All this sounds so painful and uncomfortable, you wonder why anyone would want to put themselves through it all.

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  63. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    @sinker:
    I would definitely agree with the bad seed theory, here….and the upbringing didn’t help.

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  64. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    @Patty anne:
    They sure do look alike….pre-PS (of course)…..it’s strange. But then she and James do, too….we need some facts! Doubt we”ll see any about this though.

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  65. dina said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Any word on the special guest yet?

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  66. Mememe said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @Keane yeah, heard about jordan and peter andre earlier. I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner. From watching their tv show i don’t know how he put up with her for as long as he did. I suppose it was for the kids.
    She seemed to be putting him down and throwing accusations at him constantly. Poor bloke! He seems like a really good dad too. Much more attentive to the kids than her.
    Imo she has psychological problems on par with ms Jolie and she does seem to be a bit obsessed with her. She’s even starting to look like her&has said she wants to adopt a few kids. There were some pics of her in the times where i mistook her for AJ. I’ll find a link.

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  67. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    @ dina – ok let’s start guessing. I’m thinking Ian’s gone big with this one, splashed the cash. My money is on Jen or Brad – ha ha!

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  68. Lizzieb said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    U lot are just jellus h8ers. Go to Just Jolie and you will see proof that she is the most beautifulliest girl in the world and is all natural. She is a goddess, a social hero and she loves Brad and does it with him all the time. So there. U lot must all be ugly and Brits all have bad teeth so they are jellus of her natural smile. Ya boo and sucks to U!

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  69. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    @Keane:
    Her eyes are much narrower….when she was younger they were rounder like James’. That is really obvious, to me…..and the chin/jaw, too. And, of course, the nose.

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  70. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    @Lizzieb:
    Is this a joke?? Hahahaha….it is so obviously typical of a loon that is sounds like satire.

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  71. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Hilarious! ~ thanks for the comedy act, it was a perfect imitation of the ignorant Brangaloonies ( still laffin)@Lizzieb:

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  72. Lizzieb said on May 11th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    It is a joke. I would not piss in the Holy one’s ear if her nose job was on fire. I have a bad habit of reading loon stuff- if the wind changes I’m fucked.

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  73. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    @ Mememe – well I was watching their show last night cos there is literally nothing on TV right now and they had their first, big, nasty row on it on camera. She made herself look like a complete idiot and she knew it I think. The previous serieses have very much shown her to be in control of the relationship and treating him like shit. He seemed to be very in love with her – which she knew and played on – and was basically just her whipping boy (sound like someone we know?). Thing is with these situations is people do not put up with them for long, kids and joint career or not. This series he has seemed far more confident and unwilling to be pushed around. She on the other hand has come across as insecure, paranoid (said she thought he was having an affair) and really childish (something she said in front of the children made me particularly angry, tried to get them to say something mean to him or something, it was so immature and unkind to the kids). And I just thought, well what do you expect when you routinely treat someone like shit? Not really a great surprise if one day they have enough and quit your ass. I just feel sorry for the kids though cos they are adorable, especially Junior (surely the funniest kid on the planet), an dyou’re right Pete is lovely with them.

    And yeah she is totally one spoilt, self-obsessed, career-obsessed, narcissistic, jealous bitch. I honestly think most of these women are. Like AJ she has sold every detail of her personal life and exploited her kids for financial gain, left, right and centre. She also has very few friends and they are generally her employees and are gay men. Women and non members of staff don’t seem to be so keen! Her only slight defense in that comparison is that she does not claim to be a saint or of great intellect, have any aspirations to power or any ideas much beyond her station. Nor does she (hopefully!) have quite such a sordid love life. God knows what will happen to them now though, it will be interesting to see how it pans out.

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  74. cynicalone said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    @Patty anne:
    LOL. Your description reminds me of a scene from a book that I was forced to read in college. Anyone read Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy? AJ is Arabella!

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  75. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I think what is different about the eyes in comparrison to her natural eyes is that she’s had an eyelid reduction , thus removing excess puffy eyelids she had naturally, and with a slight pull ( lift?) at the ears, making them more almond shaped than round as they are naturally. If you pull a pony tail tightly, you get the effect. Of course she’s also had an eyebrow lift, i understand it’s minimaly invasive as it’s just two surgerical cords underneath the forehead which are pulled tightly into the scalp area for the brow lift.
    The chin is much more defined , implant i’d guess, as her natural chin is too small in proportion to the size of her eyes / lips. We all know about the three nose surgeries, and someone noticed she’s most likely had her neck firmed. Combine that will her breast augmentation / lift (pre surgery saggy breasts are pictured in one of these posts ) and there you have “the NATURALLY beautiful Jolie” What a joke/fake/lie

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  76. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    @ Lizzieb – I was reading over at JJ the other day for kicks cos I was wondering how they could possbly still be buying that they are together considering all the stories of a split, and yes it is very much as it always has been. One thing that made me laugh out loud though was one poster who thought she was above all the usual loon abuse. She said that when encountering any given situation she always thought to herself “what would Angie do?” and she believed in this instance (arguing with anti-Ange Jen Hens) one should rise above it and spread the love cos that’s what Angie would do herself! Little do they know….. ha ha ha.

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  77. another me said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Have only skimmed the comments, but has anyone considered the possibility of plastic surgery on any of the bio’s to make them look more like brad, or less like someone else…???

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  78. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    @ Patty Anne – exactly – let’s add in to that the lip work (maybe initial injections which made them too big hence the need for a reduction); I would say 3-4 boob jobs (one before Gia, one before Tomb Raider, one to have them out again, and then the $15K recent one SR talked about); a tummy tuck after Shiloh and most likely lipo (everyone has this); botox; possible cheek implants, jaw work (she used to have a very square, prominent jaw, it has been made for feminine) and there you have one extremely natural beauty!!! Joan Rivers has nothing on this chick! JMO!

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  79. moo said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    @Lizzieb:
    Classic LOL

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  80. Mememe said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    @Keane have searched and searched but can’t find those pics anywhere online. Interesting if you google her name there’s lots of articles saying she’ll be as famous as AJ one day. They should hook up-start their own little coven LOL

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  81. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    @Lizzieb:
    LOL…..that is funny…I was going to do that the other day and then figured I’d catch hell (didn’t want to rile anyone up….but mostly myself)…lol. Cracks me up, though…jellus h8ers….lol.

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  82. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    @cynicalone:
    Was that made into the movie w/ Kate Winslet? Jude?

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  83. too curious said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    @another me:
    Good point…maybe why the bio kids weren’t seen for chunks of time. I would hope not but wouldn’t put anything past these two freaks.

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  84. JinxyGal said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I’m not convinced she has had anything done to narow her eyes. If you look at her make up it always tries to make her eyes more almond shape. The night she was in the grey gown is a good example of this, the make up was very strong and defined. I think she has had a few nose jobs too and something to her chin. I remember seeing a few interviews of her before Tomb Raider and she really does almost ugly.

    As for Katie & Peter I disagree slightly about their argument on camera. She was trying to engage in conversation with a shop assistant and he was being rude. She went completely overboard & quite nasty to him afterwards though. She comes across as heartless and almost afraid to care about anyone.

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  85. cynicalone said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    @Z:
    Yeah, I guess it was. I’ve never seen it though. I absolutely hated the book so had no interest in seeing the movie.

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  86. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    JJ has a message from Katie posted where she says how wonderful jj’s site is. they aren’t mean and don’t make people cry….lol@Keane:

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  87. Guest said on May 11th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    @Diplomat: I agree, and her mouth is wider now.

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  88. JinxyGal said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    This is what I mean about the makeup
    http://fileserver.glam.com/glampress/beauty/slideshows/Angelina-Jolie-Cat-Eyes.jpg

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  89. dina said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    @Keane:
    LOL! That would be sweet! I’m guessing it might be SR.
    Ian, you should have Dawn on again. She’s the best!

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  90. backalleyknees said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I am so naive. I thought that tattoo had to do with food (and have since I was a teenager who was awed by Miss. Jolie’s behavior). Not awed anymore, just disgusted.

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  91. backalleyknees said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    If anyone asked La Jolie about her plastic surgeries her quote would be the same as with the “in-vitro” for the ‘twins”. “It was a total surpirise for us. Of course, if we’d used in-vitro, we would be completely open to talk about it”. BS bitch, you sold that bag of goods just like everything else. It really irks me that she tries so hard to come off as just another joe schmo when she is pulling the strings the way she does.

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  92. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    @Patty anne: . Yea the eyes definitely look reshaped, like fat was removed, maybe skin, and pulled up at the sides (is that possible?). And the chin looks more pronounced now, the nose refined. It’s tough to pin point every detail because A) lighting and angle differences, and B) you lose facial fat after your teens, so some oif it may be aging but certainly not all of it.

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  93. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    @p: . Oh and the shape of the lips look refined but I’m not exactly sure how.

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  94. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    @Guest:
    Wow, the third pic down (from the top) where she has no make-up…she looks like a regular person.
    Can’t have that! ; )

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  95. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    @backalleyknees:
    Yep, pretty infuriating! What a false, fake, counterfeit, deceitful, disingenuous, devious, deceptive, insincere, unreal, faux, phony, hypocritical, hoax of a human being.

    Well you all get the point…lol.

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  96. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    wow Guest and Z, i pulled this up….YouTube compilation of clips from ETonight in which she made life style statements over a long period of time. Show’s her changing ideals, and her looks…interesting
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZtRhF8YukA

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  97. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    http://www.wutheringjolie.com/nuke/modules/Gallery/data/media/479/Access%20Hollywood%200013.jpg
    Amazing….i enlarged this photo to 200% and it looks like this woman could be a cousin of Jolie and not the actual Angelina! There’s none of the real person left

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  98. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    @p:
    Hey P, yeah, as people age, I think cheeks can get more hollow…or narrow….it looks to me like the whole shape of her face has changed, though. Like in those profile photos….her chin/jaw is way different.

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  99. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    The only photo i could find of the real Angie, pre plastic modifications…she was around 14 y/o here
    http://www.beautychatblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/angelina-jolie-ba-pic.jpg
    Nice, cute , normal girl…..nothing outstanding, but not unattractive either

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  100. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    In my post at 4:15 the left photo shows the real Angelina. Notice her eyebrows are not severely arched, but rather horizontal on her face. Her eyes are more round, not cat-like ( yes, there is a plastic surgery procedure to pull the skin up to the ear area and tighten it for defined cheekbones, elongated eyes) Her nose is wider at the bridge, and more bulbous at the tip, the upper lip is different from now too. It’s a real shame actually, she was a lovely looking normal young woman…..But then Frankenstein was normal at one point prior to his master’s creating skills too

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  101. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I remember seeing that about a year ago…and being astounded at how different she looks through the years…..huge facial differences. And then there is the interview on there where she says Maddox made her a woman. The interviewee seems uncomfortable with that and said “made you a MOM”……….she also called herself and Mad “mates’…..inappropriate, imo. Very weird.

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  102. HisHighness said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    @all – I will announce the two major guests I have lined up before 7pm tonight. Hope you all tune in Wed. night.

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  103. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I know….that why it really irks me when people like Clint Eastwood say she has the most beautiful face in the world. I mean come on!!!!!!!!!! I don’t think that much stock should be put into appearances anyway (HW is so overboard!!), but does it really count if the “most beautiful face” is all fake. I really think not.

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  104. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    @ HH – I will stay up for once to honour these top guests – it will be the midnight to 1am shift but I will sit in bed with my laptop and contribute. Oh whoops, I forgot I am you aren’t I? Guess I’ll be there on screen with you then (eyeroll)!

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  105. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    @HisHighness:
    This will be my first IUCTV experience! I’m looking forward to it!

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  106. ladybert62 said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    @HisHighness:
    unfortunately I will still be at work! is there a replay?

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  107. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    @ Z – check out the websites of the top modelling agencies in Paris, London, Milan and New York. Those are the most beautiful faces in the world, rare, exquisite creatures. And primarily natural, not the entire work of a surgeon. Do you guys know who Sophie Dahl is? She has a crazy, beautiful face. It is literally unreal. The biggest eyes you ever saw with the tiniest nose and the biggest cheekbones, and she has always looked like this. She is like a character out of her grandfather’s books. And she comes across as nice and with talents other than what she looks like. Aj’s “beauty” doesn’t even come close.

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  108. jeannie said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    I can tell you guys that lips do thin out as you get older. Mine were the same size as Jolie’s in her 20’s (we’re almost the same age) and I was actually thankful to her for making big lips sexy and desirable cuz mine had always brought ridicule and made me feel like a freak prior to her fame. Of course, people started accusing me of having fake lips who hadn’t known me as a child but oh well. My lips have really lost some of their pouty-ness now that I’m in my 30’s. The upper lip looks downright thin in pics now. I can’t say I’m disappointed by it though. I was tired of the accusations and they were a little bizarrely large. People literally told me I had the biggest lips they had ever seen. And I am white btw.

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  109. jeannie said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    @Z:
    That’s interesting, because my ex said that Jenny Shmizu and Maddox look exactly the same. He said he thought maybe she adopted Mad cuz she would want him to be her boyfriend later.

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  110. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    @Keane:
    I’ll look her up – Sophie Dahl. AJ must be obsessed with being beautiful….it really can’t be taken any other way…like many people in HW…that look like freaks as they age.

    @jeannie:
    Brooke Shields did the same thing for brows! I was grateful for her for that. We are almost the same age, too…when she started modeling, etc, all of the sudden my brows were A-OK….lol

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  111. HisHighness said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    @Keane:
    awesome – and yes folks, the show will be replayed all week. I do hope most of you make it live so you can ask questions. I have two great guests this week – heavyweights in the world of gossip.

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  112. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    @jeannie:
    Oh boy….that poor kid. AJ better watch it…..she is going to end up with some very bitter children and no one to protect her. : (((( But they do look alike…Mad and JS.

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  113. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    @HisHighness:
    Fun!!!!! Thanks, Ian.

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  114. Diplomat said on May 11th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    @Keane:
    Hahaha, spread the love. Jesus, what is up with these people? I cannot wait for the moment that all Miss Jolie’s lied will come out in the open, and then finally people will see her real self.

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  115. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    @ Diplomat – go to the site and have a read, its an education in Brange’s fans and the mentality they have pojected on to them. That was a rare nice, sweet post from a loon. Most of them are deeply hateful. Say anything negative about the Brange – even something as little as that pap shot with the kids is staged – and you will be called a whore, a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing heiffer, a 200lb whatever, trailer park trash, you know all the intelligent stuff! Anyone who has anything remotely negative to say about Ange is automatically a Jen Hen Maniston fan who they hate with a fervour normally confined to paedophiles and serial killers. Anything she ever says or does is totally destroyed; she is accused of being obsessed with her looks but ugly or a man at the same time; only cares about herself and her career; can’t get a man and can’t get over Brad; is a sad, pathetic excuse of a human being because she is 40, not considered as good-looking as AJ and has selfishly not had any children yet; and is wallowing in self-pity. John Mayer by association is also derided. They call him peeboy because he was once wearing stonewash jeans that were slightly darker in the crotch area therefore he had obviously pissed himself. They project this hate day after day after day. It really is an education to read it. I wonder where they get their charming love of their fellow man from hey? Well, whoever it is she walks on water and is untouchable and also superhuman. She is unlike any other normal human being. Shes single-handedly raises 6 children, acts in films, looks hot in outfits and saves people’s lives (yes they do think she does this, they say it all the time). It is surely only a matter of time before they anoint her as Queen of the World and the new messiah. I gave them about 3 days in fact, unless one of them already has. I kid you not, check it out, it is highly informative!

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  116. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    @ jeannie – I would agree with you but she had enormous lips again, bizarrely and unnaturally so when she was supposedly pregnant with the twins. She was being interviewed at Cannes and she looked like a monster they were so enormous. It could not have been natural, I have never seen another human being of any race with lips that big and such a strange shape – kind of rectangular, not curved. I think she has recently had them tucked up into a smaller more attractive shape. Maybe too many injections made them go a weird shape?

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  117. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Or too much fellatio? Sorry, I could not resist that! Just joking folks! Lol

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  118. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Lol Keane, maybe she dosen’t understand the mechanics of a “blow job” she takes it literally and blowssssssssssss

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  119. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Me Bad

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  120. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    The thing that bugs the shit out of me about this, adding to the fakeness of AJ is that when she had a pre-Oscar interview in 2005, she went on about how, when SHE was invited to be one of the presenters, she had just gotten back from a trip to a third world country. She went on to explain she had become so enlightened that she actually felt compassion and pity for the poor unconscious plebeian-women in attendance, who struggled in preparation for the event, with make-up, wardrobe and hair and were so nervous. Never mind that in the documentary category there are often humanitarian types that spent 2 years of their lives in the Peace Corp, living in real deprivation, NOT in 4 star hotels, after photo ops.

    The women is so clueless and has such a need to aggrandize about her superiority over… for instance… those image conscious wretches at the Oscars (which apparently is every woman but her), she only served to underscore her own ignorance. Not only that but 2005 was the year Philip Seymour-Hoffman did his spectacular turn in Capote. Did Jolie even mention what a thrill it is to honor such a titanic performance? Nope. Maybe she didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that PSH is not all that glamorous himself, which might have dampened her cause a bit.

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  121. Meah said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    OMG OMG OMG OMG Ian you rock! You busted a Hollywood actress for having plastic surgery!!!! You can die a happy man!!!

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  122. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    @Keane:
    The thing that is so ironic is they call anyone who has the slightest negative thing to say about AJ the haters. Everyone else is a hater…when they truly are dripping venom. When I first started noticing them around I was completely taken aback…I could not believe how mean & vindictive they were. And the name calling! They are insane, I’m afraid.

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  123. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    @ Meah – and you could simply just die! Lord strike me down for being so bitchy, I am being a bad Keane today. I will repent of my sins tonight and come back tomorrow a changed woman. (There’s that pig flying again…oh well!).

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  124. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    @ Z – ditto and it was one of the things which made me start to feel strong dislike for AJ as a matter of fact. I think she has orchestrated that venom with her little PR game. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in my view, or, in other words, AJ’s fans tell you all you need to know about her.

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  125. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @Keane:
    As she ages she must have more crap injected….as Jeannie said, lips do tend to shrink w/ age….I’ve noticed that on myself.

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  126. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    @ Patty Anne – yeah there’s definitely something amiss there, you think maybe the men are just too polite to say AJ, I’m sorry, but who taught you to do it like that? Mommy’s boyfriend? Ha ha! God there really is endless material for jokes around this woman isn’t there? Like shooting fish in a barrel.

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  127. Meah said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    @Keane:
    ROFLMAO OMG OMG OMG The amazing keane just told me to f off… I better run.

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  128. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    @ Meah – oh and Meah, if this post is so beneath you, maybe you could give us a hand on the sex tape or incest ones? We are still so confused about those. I’m sure you’ll be able to tell us what they means in two seconds flat…

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  129. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Interesting, but i am unable to verify, perhaps another can?
    BuzzFoto BI Reveal: Brad and the Babysitter(s)
    by Guest on Mon May 11, 2009 9:40 am

    The BuzzFoto site occasionally does reveal their blind items. Check this out:

    “Buzzfoto Blind Item #50: Babysitter’s Club
    February 9, 2009
    This A list Film and sometimes Television Actor has hooked up several times with the Babysitter of his children. The mother of his child/children has no idea, but has been suspicious a few times. Whenever she begins to question his love, he takes her on a shopping spree. Sadly, that seems to do the trick and she stops asking questions.

    REVEAL: Brad Pitt”

    The basic site is http://www.buzzfoto.com, but as another page tells you, the BI’s have moved to: http://mybuzzfoto.com/blog

    There’s a club you have to join there to get the Friday reveals. (I gather they’re not posted publicly; you have to join to read. I got this

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  130. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    @Keane:
    Exactly! It’s why I found this site, actually…it was a relief knowing they weren’t going to pop up and if they did they’d get slammed (that’s how my Ian addiction started anyway…lol). I really quickly got sick of the loons (at other sites) and they made me angry….cussing out people for no reason….ridiculous! Yeah, AJ, I think, is a master at the manipulation of people and PR….I agree she is pulling those strings.

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  131. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    @ Meah – no don’t run, we need you to tell us what went down in the incest and sex tape/orgie posts, we are stumped on these ones. Please be a dear and help us, I’m sure you know exactly what went down. I won’t tell you to die any more, I will promise to lick your laced-up boots forever and ever muah muah, smooches.

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  132. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Now we know why Braddy took Jolie and kids to the grocery store…SHOPPING….lol

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  133. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    @ Patty Anne – I wonder if that is 1) the sudanese 2) mommy #2 3) AN Other?

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  134. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    @ Patty Anne – you think he wooed her with a range of phallic-looking vegetables for her later amusement? They sure as hell weren’t buying diapers!

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  135. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Wow, will you look at that…an actual reveal. That is very cool……at least it looks that way. Hmmm, but why can’t AJ just go shopping herself? Well, she probably does. Didn’t anyone ever tell them money can’t buy you love?

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  136. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    @Patty anne:
    lol….maybe he bought her some beef jerky or pork rinds.

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  137. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    HaHaHa Keane at the phallic-looking veggies! Any woman who confesses to carnal knowledge of PLANTS is beyone help in my opinion….
    And yes Keane, i am wondering about the identity of the “babysitter” myself. That “blind item” reveal makes me wonder if she is the new love in his life…..

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  138. joanne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    @Z:
    Sadly these loons took over the gossip sites, back in 2004 I was banned from aol, tmz and of course JJ. Dlisted was the only blog that let me post anything (I love that site and glad I found it!). If a post happened to make it, I would be insulted and the post would vanish but the insults continued on my behalf and I was unable to respond.

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  139. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    @Patty anne:
    Well, she does animals, why not plants…I think nothing is sacred.

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  140. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Z, as for the Loonie’s and the names they call those who are in disagreement with their belief in Saint Angie, i say this; Name calling is the last resort of the idiot, the last resort of the person who has no solid argument to b ack up his/her beliefs….so be it@Z:

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  141. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    @ p – I can only conclude that she is not a bright spark and fails to see her own ignorance and hypocrisy. Stupid people are often very confident in their own opinions because they do not have the intelligence to understand the limitations of what they are saying. They are simply not clever enough to reflect on and analyse their own thinking and behaviour. But yes you are right, every public appeerance has been about aggrandizing herself in the past few years. If she was being overshadowed by other actors in the awards stakes then she made sure she was pregnant or at least looked like she was. Top it off with a smug grin and she walks away the winner no matter what.

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  142. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @joanne:
    Geez, Louise. I just started noticing it last year. But I wasn’t on many sites until then. But starting in 2004?? Yikes. What is this doing to the development of those young loons. They will be warped for life.

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  143. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    @Z:
    Well, maybe they were warped to begin with….actually.

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  144. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    @joanne:
    I totally understand what you are saying here. I am fairly new to these “gossip sites” and i was stunned when i first made a comment about how i question Jolie’s methods of hooking up with a then married man. I can not say how agressively i was attacked en force , with nothing being moderated to quiet it down, rather the sites seemed to encourage it for hits. It was anything goes, and it did much of the time. Actually what it did accomplish was not what anyone would wish for imo….a group of psychotic, mental cases banded together in their fantasy belief that they were the God appointed protectors of their Sainted Family. Aren’t there people in prison for acts done with this same belief? I think the Jolie/Pitt/whomever bunch would be terrified out of their wits to meet with anyone who considers themselves such a “fan”…very scarey. The Dark Forces Draw Like Kind To Themselves.

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  145. Angie's Fax Machine said on May 11th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    *****IUC UPDATE***** Get ready for the hottest night ever of Celebrity Gossip – Special guests are Paula Froelich of Page 6 (She has a new book coming out) and Noah Levy Senior Editor of In Touch Weekly. Wednesday night, 7pm est. More Details tomorrow!

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  146. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    @Patty anne:
    This is so, so true. The rage is still remarkable, though. Like Keane said, you’d think that would be reserved for serial killers and child molesters….that kind of crazy, uncontrolled anger.

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  147. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    The rage is most definately remarkable. Most difficult for a mentally healthy person to comprehend the venom and sheer hate for anyone who disagrees with their beliefs. It’s as if all those sites were taken over by the populace of all the mental institutions of the world! If i were in the shoes of the Jolie/Pitt/Whomever She Is, i’d ber hiring all the body guards in the world to protect me from MY FANS

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  148. Keane said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    @ Patty Anne – yup I agree, and I think it is a phenomenon that deserves more wider reporting in the media actually. Having fans like that does not reflect too well on their idols (mainly her though BTW, I think Brad just exists to confirm how wonderful she is, if and when she gts shot of him he’ll get thrown under the bus like everyone else….).

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  149. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    @Angie’s Fax Machine:
    This should be fun!!! I hope SR is on someday.

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  150. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    @Patty anne:
    “It’s as if all those sites were taken over by the populace of all the mental institutions of the world!”….I so, so agree here!! This is what I thought when I first started noticing them…they are truly RABID FANS. I would be very afraid. With that type of person who knows what you might do to turn them on you…run away…far away!!

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  151. benjaminbutton14 said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    bb14. Seems to be problems between Brad’s family and James Haven. Read in magazine that he told Jane Pitt that her son was a kidnapper for taking the kids to Niagra Falls. Then apparently Doug Pitt got on the phone to James and told him that he was a sleeze and the obsession of being in love with his sister. Also Brad has offered to sell his Malibu home to Jen as she hasn’t a LA base or something to that effect. Brad has been seen sporting a necklace given to him by Jen a symbolic gesture that’s led many to believe Brad wants to show his emotional connection to his exwife.

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  152. benjaminbutton14 said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    @Angie’s Fax Machine:
    bb14 Hope you relay the gossip on here, we Aussies won’t get to see it. So will be relying on you people to tell us all about it.

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  153. joanne said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    @benjaminbutton14:
    I think Pitt knows a lot of people were upset over his treatment of his ex. A lot of Hollywood people divorce but AJ and BP dragged her over the coals for no reason.

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  154. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    @joanne:
    Yes, exactly…and the infamous W spread that just rubbed her face in it. Mean-spirited.

    @benjaminbutton14:
    Hey, BB14, I didn’t know that about James and Brad’s family – so you are getting some news before me, anyway…lol …go Doug Pitt! I wonder what James said to that…lol.

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  155. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    The thought that perhaps Doug Pitt was one of the “insiders” passing on information has crossed my mind more than once. If indeed he did, then i say congrats for having the balls to speak up and make a positive difference in a very bad situation

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  156. Sheriffe said on May 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    @benjaminbutton14:
    BB14, on the top right of the page there is a banner “I want to see ICUTV” – goes to here: http://iuctv.com/

    Go watch it at 7pm EST Wednesday – you’ll just need to convert it to our time, which I think will be 9am Thursday AEST … I’m pretty sure that’s right but if anyone is better at converting international time I am happy to be corrected.

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  157. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    @Patty anne:
    I agree, Patty Anne. I wonder if his family is trying to help the situation w/o hurting Brad…which would be understandable…to help your loved ones.

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  158. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    @Sheriffe:
    Hi Sheriffe, So do you know if you just go the iuctv.com…or do you have t o log in or something? I don’t have Skype…so I’ll just be watching.

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  159. Sheriffe said on May 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    @Z:
    Pretty sure you can just go to that link and watch – you don’t have to participate using skype but I gather you can observe whatever is going on. I think the skype bit is just an additional feature for those users who have it… but the other users who saw the first webcast or HH could confirm this?

    The beauty of technology like this is that we can all view it, no matter where we are. Ian has embraced teh technoligarrrr.

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  160. justhelping said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    here is what someone is reporting, bp made aj a mother’s day gift: a book of the kids drawings.
    http://anythinghollywood.com/2009/05/angelina-jolie-got-book-of-letters-for-mothers-day/

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  161. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    @Keane: . Yes a big red flag imo is no camaraderie with her peers, we ALL have camaraderie with our peers, it’s nice to hear “well done mate!” but most of us also like to say it. It’s partly what makes it seem like a cult. Nothing has any value or importance, save the cause, ie “us.” And the smug “it’s all about us no matter WHAT”… is enough to make you want to pop them one.
    @joanne: . Yea not so much the divorce, face it, half of all marriages end in divorce and a lot of couples stay together bc of complacency or practical reasons, BUT the callous way it was done was shocking and unacceptable.

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  162. Patty anne said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Those were all old photos. Braddy seems to like to leave em with a sense of still being on friendly terms, so this is something more for his children than for his mistress imo IF it is true and not more Jolie B.S. @justhelping:

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  163. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Everyone thinks that it is James Haven giving out these insider tips….or Brad Pitts brother Doug.

    Yet no one questions whether or not, Brads sister, Julie might be giving out info. Or helping Brad re-connect with Jennifer.

    After all, Julie was/is quite close to Jennifer Aniston, there is a “sister” bond there, that wasn’t broken with the divorce of Brad and Jen….and well….I don’t think there is any love lost between Julie and Angelina. Much to Angelina’s angst. She can’t stand the fact that she can’t control these people..and not to keep a friendship with Jennifer, going.

    Why, you have to ask yourselves, that the Jolie-Pitts NEVER go to Brads parents home, for any holidays after the first Christmas they went there? Because Angelina doesn’t “fit” into that family. And Brads sister, can’t stand Angelina. Where Jennifer was welcomed with open arms, and they all still LOVE her.

    You now see, the elder Pitts, around their son Brad…….this is right after James Haven traveled to NYC, around the time of the rumors they were breaking up….after it was reported that Angelina found Brad in the bedroom w/ the Nanny. And James is staying on the set of Salt and w/ Angelina at the hotel.

    So Angelina brings in her reinforcement, James..and Brad one ups her and brings in his family reinforcement, his parents. Now the line in the sand has been drawn……….

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  164. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    @justhelping:

    Letter’s from the kids? Viv and Knox can write??
    I don’t think Brad did this..it was probably one of the 10 nannies that thought this one up…
    And it was the KIDS who gave it to her.

    But…Angelina had to put it out there, it was a gift from Brad.

    I call it BS.

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  165. Astro said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie most powerful celeb couple

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5297996/Brad-Pitt-and-Angelina-Jolie-most-powerful-celeb-couple.html

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  166. justhelping said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    oh i agree. was bs.@DonnaInMichigan:

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  167. justhelping said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Gotta get one in every thread hugh Assho, I mean Astro.@Astro:

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  168. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    @p:
    Grrr, that is so disgusting. That woman is unbearable. Absolutely amazing how she puts herself on a pedestal. It’s even mind-rupturing….hard to fathom that she would actually say such things!

    Philip Seymour-Hoffman is such a great actor! He has been impressive in every film I’ve seen him in. Capote was incredible…and I just watched The Savages recently and he was so good in that. An actor that can actually act. And the focus isn’t on his appearance…extremely refreshing.

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  169. Astro said on May 11th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    @justhelping:

    Hey partner: Are you drunk?

    LOL

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  170. Jaguar said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    @Astro:

    Which will make it even more laughable when the world figures out they’re not a couple at all. Saint Bobble Head will bear the brunt of the downfall of the “power couple”, but then again Karma’s a bitch. Look at that photo in the link you provided, Brad yet again barely can fake a smile. He looks just as miserable in every other photo I’ve seen him in over the past year.

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  171. Z said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    @DonnaInMichigan:
    I was wondering about Julie earlier today. That is interesting about the family dynamics. I didn’t know much about that. It really makes sense, with Jolie’s lack of friends…or any healthy relationships it seems, that’s she would not get along with Pitt’s family – or sister. And interesting, also, how they are hanging with their own families. Very telling.

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  172. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    @Z: . Well that’s exactly what I mean. That year had some particularly strong performances and that performance in particular. How come she talked about everything under the friggin’ sun but acting. And of course the possible idealistic documentarian (word?) in the audience who invested more of his/her time and sweat living in filth than Jolie ever did. All she cared about was patronizing some panic-stricken hopefuls.

    And now here we are looking at Ms-above-it-all-(I-hate-dogs)-AngelinaJolie’s various surgery incarnations. Harummph!

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  173. p said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    @Z: . .btw Z, that’s a great term…”mind-rupturing.”

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  174. justhelping said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    doesn’t doug work with JH on some humanitarian projects? @Z:

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  175. Astro said on May 11th, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    @Jaguar:

    Ok Partner. I respect your opinion….Take care.

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  176. DonnaInMichigan said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    @justhelping:

    I work with people that I wouldn’t have a friendship….outside the office.

    Jolie: Supports her brother James
    Pitt: Supports his brother Doug

    They both work on their various foundations…which are just nothing short of tax exempt/tax shelter farces, to keep $$ out of hands of the IRS.
    Sure they give 100 grand here and there, but nothing HUGE, the 1% give away required to keep their 503(c) status as a charitable foundation with the IRS… Still like to know where exactly that WHOLE 14 million + dollars went that People paid the Jolie-Pitts for pics of the twins……that was supposedly going to “charity”. I bet an investigation into these various foundations will show that most of the money is spent on “administrative costs”, such as paying Doug and James a salary…..

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  177. Sheriffe said on May 11th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    @DonnaInMichigan:
    I actually think a lot of that 14 million bucks went to Holly Goline as payment for baking those twins.

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  178. benjaminbutton14 said on May 12th, 2009 at 12:26 am

    @Z:
    OMG don’t tell me us Aussies have news that you people didn’t know about. I read a bit further on and it said. James wants Brad out of her life so he can play Dad to her brood of kids. He keeps telling everyone that him and Ange are moving to France to raise the kids together. It’s clear he wants Brad gone, he also hopes that Ange gets full custody of the kids. Brads brother Doug was that furious that’s when he made the phone call to James. Apparently James really upset Jane and that’s why Doug took it into his own hands to phone James, I 2nd that Go Doug,

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  179. Z said on May 12th, 2009 at 1:18 am

    @p:
    “I-hate-dogs”….yes, so funny how she is just hating those dogs on the set of Salt. Very interesting, huh? Well she always makes a big show of everything…..whether it’s true or false.

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  180. Z said on May 12th, 2009 at 1:26 am

    @p:
    Thanks, P : )……yes, about the other post…it is so ironic that she is so above all the beauty regimes of getting ready for the Oscars and she feels so sorry for the people who do them, but she is as fake as they get and obviously extremely worried about what she looks like. AAaaaack.

    @benjaminbutton14:
    Well, at least I hadn’t heard of it. : ) But yeah! Good for Doug. And the whole idea of her and James raising those kids………I don’t even want to go there.

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  181. DonnaInMichigan said on May 12th, 2009 at 8:02 am

    Of course Angelina Hates dogs..

    Dogs have natural instincts. They know when they are around evil, and react on those instincts.

    That’s why that dog on the set of the Salt movie, refused to work w/ Angelina.

    The dogs handlers were amazed, the dog acted out the way he did, especially when the dog, never acted like this around any other actor or actress.

    It’s a no brainer, really.

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  182. Keane said on May 12th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    @ DonnaInMichigan – I think that story was a cover-up to try to disguise the fact that Angelina actually likes dogs very much indeed. Whether they like her or not, is another matter entirely….

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  183. justhelping said on May 12th, 2009 at 9:20 am

    I just came across this article. That doesn’t even look like her in the pic. Maybe my eyes are deceiving me. Anyway, one of the posters wrote about a benefit for AIDS in which JH and Doug P. were speakers. They call them “The Brothers.” Also, I noted that DP is a photographer. hmm
    http://www.usmagazine.com/Brad-Pitt-Spends-50K-on-Art-the-Day-Before-Angelina-Jolies-B-Day?page=3
    @DonnaInMichigan:

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  184. Patty anne said on May 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Oh yes, i too think she protested too loudly and too long about “hating dogs” Cover Up for what came to light about her licking an injured dog’s balls perhaps? Good grief! How could anyone want to be with such a perverted woman?@Keane:

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  185. Keane said on May 12th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    @ Patty Anne – what do you make of this most recent story hun? I am very concerned about it. If these people were in the UK I would be calling Social Services to tell them about this and to hand it over to them to investigate. This is how it works in the UK and people do not hesitate to report their concerns. How does it work in the US (I assume you are from there)? This is not something that I could just let go like that. It is far beyond “gossip”.

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  186. I lust Angelina said on May 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    This woman is so f**king hot! LOVE HER

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