IUC Exclusive: Paris Hilton Suffering from Melancholic Depression and Herpes, according to Close Friend
A close GFF told IUC that celebutante Paris Hilton is battling a severe depressive state called Melancholic Depression. “Paris has had it for years,” the close friend told IUC. “I’m worried about her. 
One of the effects of this disease is extreme weight loss. When I saw Paris a few weeks ago she looked skeletal. She needs help badly but the problem is that she continues to live in denial. She should wake up and take action. Othwerise she’s going to die before she turns 30.” The friend added Hilton’s wild partying lifestyle has led her to contract several sexual diseases, including Herpes. “She has certainly not been responsible and is paying for it,” the friend said. “It has all caught up to her now. She’s in terrible shape.” Developing…
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I’m not surprised about the sexual diseases. Didn’t somebody find a Valtrex prescription in her trash?
She’s probably a little upset because the Paparazzi don’t pay nearly as much attention to her like they used to.
ReplyI really don’t have much sympathy.
it would make sense if she suffers from depression since she is said to smoke a lot o weed (self-medicating, imo). that is a blister on her toe, so not sure why that is highlighted?
i’ve always kinda liked her. she is what she is…
ReplyDear Ian : Paris Hilton is so not interesting; The Hoff is so not interesting. Don’t you have more on the evil Ms. Jolie and the hapless Mr. Pitt? Deviance (picture the evil Ms. Jolie) is so much more interesting than the plain vapid (picture Ms. Hilton) and the plain stupid (picture The Hoff). Thanks for listening …
Reply@ sinker – yeah she doesn’t offend me as much as some celebs, ike you say she never claims to be anything more than she is, and we’ve all seen the video so I think we all know what that is! She’s a famewhore and an attention-seeker and there’s not much going on between her ears, but she doesn’t pretend otherwise or have ideas beyond her station. And she actually comes across as a fairly polite, well-mannered girl. She’s had her 15 minutes of fame on the basis of doing absolutely nothing though so I think its time for her to grow up and do something with her life. Hosting parties, promoting products and reality television can’t last forever!
Reply@ ladybert62 – Lol! But I think Ian is just trying to appease the naysayers who say he is obsessed with Brange and this site is about nothing but them. You can’t please all of the people all of the time hey!
Reply@Keane:
ReplyWell that is not exactly true, you don’t remember her interview on Larry King where she claimed to have been turned around in jail and given her life over to God and she was asked her fav scripture, lol. She did not have one of course, she had all these plans to make something of her life and contribute and that lasted until she got her foot out the door and back inside her bedroom with all her dogs and shoes. Other than that, she does seem like a sweet girl, with idiots for parents. Complete idiots. Long ago I had a dear friend that got entangled with that family, hmm, her ancestors are nothing to be proud of. Apple does not fall far from the tree. They serve one- $$$$$
@Keane:
ReplyI know and I feel Ian’s pain, truly! But this is just so boring – picture me snoring! Back, back, back to the evil Ms. Jolie – please Ian or SR or Ms. 9cent!
@ Kate – yeah I never really count that as claiming to be something she isn’t. I think that was just her publicist feeding her that line in a desperate bid to save her “career”. The moment they saw she still had one I think they dropped that pretence pretty damn quickly! She’s just done a reality show in the UK actually made by a previous employer of mine. I got the job advert sent through to me but didn’t do it thankfully. Although considering the state of the tv industry right now, I will not be turning my nose up at anything, Paris Hilton included!
Reply@ Kate – oh and yeah the whole family sound bonkers, I think she didn’t turn out that badly considering. Didn’t they take her and her sister out to nightclubs at the age of 13 or something? Paris’s house has a whole floor devoted to being a nightclub in it. What kind of a bizarre upnbringing would make you want to have a nightclub in your home?!
Reply@Keane:
ReplyDear Keane – to butress my argument – think of this: I was (am) anv avid fan of Blake’s 7 (I have all of their episodes) – did you ever watch that British show? Anyway, to me the most interesting character on that show was Servalan (another “shape-shifting mistress of deception”) whereas the good and holy Kali was boring beyond belief!
@ladybert62:
ReplySorry for typos today – am trying to type, read, think and do work – way too much multi-tasking for this peanut brain!
@Keane:
ReplyI personally don’t think she’s nearly as stupid as she pretends to be. She gets paid $100,000 to make an appearance at parties and so on (or so I read), and she’s earning that because she managed to make herself famous for absolutely nothing. That’s quite clever, really.
@ladybert62:
ReplyLB62 — how about all the old Montey Python’s Flying Circus episodes??? Now THOSE were funny!!!!
@Canuck:
ReplyHi Canuck: yes it is and I am jealous of her oodles of money but now back to the evil Ms. Jolie! Wish I was in Canada instead of here today
@Togi:
ReplyThey were hysterical and I didnt even understand most of them (so many sly British references that went way over my head) – but what I did grasp, I loved!
I just don’t care for Paris. There’s really nothing I can say nice about her. As far as who I have more respect for; AJ or Paris, it’s a coin toss. Paris has contributed nothing just taken valuable oxygen.
ReplyOh yeah! The Brits poke fun at things that Americans get so indignant about! Like the soldier on the battlefield that always found himself in bits and pieces. I am pretty sure that the Brits have FAR more experience on the battlefield than Americans, and I’m pretty sure they have lost FAR more soldiers to war than we have … And being of Irish decent and from a family that quite LITERALLY put on a smile on our dead father’s face … I totally appreciate humor in even the most awful situations. And by the way, I ADORE British humor!
ReplyJumpin’ Jeebus…Even the tabs are barely mentioning PHilton! The most exciting thing in this thread is that she has an evil bunion from years of strutting around in stillettos! If only that bunion could talk…the stories it could tell. Maybe it has whispered a few things in Toni’s ear about meeting up with Brangie for a threesome. hummmmm.
HAHAHA!
Reply@Togi:
ReplyThose were the BEST! Laugh your ass off funny.
@Togi:
ReplyDitto to all that you sais – and I am Irish/English (I hereby claim my half of Britain – at least all that part that falls under Trafford!)
@bettieboop:
ReplyWhat about that movie Montey Python’s Meaning of Life? Every Sperm is Beautiful! Maybe AJ watched that when she was a kid … and that’s why she is so …um odd. Whaddaya think? JMO.
@DebFrmHell:
ReplyA match made in heaven or hell but a match.
@DebFrmHell:
ReplyFunny” And bunions are hell – I have several! Give up the heels, Paris! Do you think she will listen to me? I could start charging her an “advice fee”.
@ladybert62:
ReplyWow … that is a doosy, isn’t it! That bump actually looks like a cyst! Kinda big for an unruptured blister. Good grief, girl. Take care of those tootsies!
@Togi:
ReplyLOL!!!
@Togi:
ReplyActually, that is where her brain is! Oops, being nasty – will stop now. …..
@ladybert62:
ReplyThe bunion was spotted at the Ivy having lunch on Saturday. The paps were wild over this. (See pics on x17online!) Miss Hilton was sighted arriving five minutes later and after nestling up to it, ordered a round of Chablis for the both of them. I got this from the Examiner. That Daryl is a busy little bee.
I don’t know about this post, if it was someone else, like Lohan or Olson twins I would think this post has been planted to provide a reason besides drugs for her drastic weight loss. But I think PH actually has her priorities in order. Promote herself at all costs, at all times no matter what. She only has a short amount of time left to get paid to party, her time is running out. She should have nabber her billionaire greek boyfriend and had a couple babies by now to secure the alimony for her future. And oh yea, her family is a wack job. Her grandmother spent her life teaching Kathy Hilton how to nab a rich husband that was her life’s mission. Accomplished. Now kathy needs to teach her daughter that fine art before she’s too old to be a tropy. JMO of course. And oh yea btw YAWN!!
ReplyGeez typos galore!! Nabbed, trophy, I think you can figure it out! hahaha
Reply@Tamara:
ReplyCould you really see her as a Mother. Oh hell no. She already is too old to be a trophy. The only thing going for her is money to afford numerous surgeries.
I thought Paris had always claimed to have had only a few sexual partners?
Reply@Jinxy:
ReplyIt probably revolves around her definition of “few” – but consider this: I also have herpes and bunions – perhaps I could be her double if I bleach my hair! Pais Hilton, look out, here I come …..
Well the herpes I think 3/4 of the globe knew about.
ReplyActually, come to think of it, wasn’t her herpes the reason they initially let he out of prison early?
Reply@bettieboop:Well,now that you mention it…I DID hear that she leaves her dogs locked up in closets and then forgets about them while she goes out of town, then comes home to tiny corpses!! SHUDDER!!!
Reply@Jinxy:
ReplyI thought she was supposedly having a melt down, wasn’t she sent to the pschyc ward?
@Tamara:
ReplyYes something like that. I think she’s misplaced a few also.
Personally I don’t think that’s a buniun, I think her herpes outbreak moved futher down south than expected.
Always & forever; JMO & IMO.
Reply@ ladybert62 – no I am totally with you, most celebs don’t drum up so much as an ounce of interest in me, its only people who portray themselves as saviours of the world and selfless, devoted parents when the reality is pretty far from that which makes my blood boil! Hey, who could I be referring to there, I really don’t know!
@ Canuck – true, but I never equate being good at promoting oneself and making a quick buck with intelligence if you know what I mean. Like AJ she is good at selling herself, but I don’t think she’d have a clue when talking about the finer points of say philosophy, politics or art. I know AJ thinks she does but in reality she is pretty clueless. I always think of when she was promoting AMH and at a press conference she said she felt a great responsibility to the Pakistani people to make sure they were represented fairly in the film. When the journo asked her what she meant by that (presumably expecting her to say that she didn’t want them to be demonised or stereotyped as terrorists or whatever), she responded after some thought by saying “well, I really like visiting that part of the world so I wouldn’t want to not be able to do that any more”! I was like, er, so your major concern in how Pakistani people were represented in AMH was to make sure they weren’t offended by it in case you couldn’t go there on holiday any more?! Ha ha! I figure Trevor fed her the first line but forgot to furnish her with some opinions on potential folow-up questions! Paris and AJ = 2 peas in a pod to me.
ReplyI’ve never been very convinced by the “she is very clever…just look at how famous/rich she is” line. I think it all has to do with the talent and hard work of the PR people and very little to do with the stars themselves. I don’t think Victoria Bckham has any more talent than thousands of others (and she certainly isn’t naturally pretty any more) but she has the PR tema behind her to promote her and her brand.
Reply@ladybert62:#
ReplyAre you from Trafford then? Or is that you are A Man U fan? I’m a Manc (currently in exile but I’m a Blue).
@ Jinxy – well my theory is that it does have something to do with the celeb in question. My theory goes like this: the vast majority of the people at the top of the game in the celeb world have basically made becoming famous and staying famous the ultimate goal of their life. They have sacrificed everything that normal people hold dear: family, friends, relationships, time off etc to their ultimate goal. They have, if necessary also sold their soul to achieve this: i.e. sold stories about their personal lives, done photo opps with their children, had fraudulent relationships etc, more than likely banged a few people they needed to bang to get ahead along the way. They are usually quite lonely people because they’ve had to be obsessed with themselves and their career to stay ahead and they don’t have many “peers”. A lot of very famous people come over to me as deeply miserable. So I think it is more than just having a good publicist that makes people without particulalry great talent very famous, its having an extremely driven, tough and self-orientated personality. I think Jade Goody was a classic example. Not very bright, not that great looking, no discernible talent, but an extremely tough, determined, survivor type. Again, I see AJ and Paris Hilton as being very similar to Goody. Intelligence doesn’t really come into it at all, its more just being the most determined person out there. Catherine Zeta Jones is another example I think. She also decribes herself as very tough and her values seem quite superficial. JLo is another one, as is Vicky Beckham and Katie Price. All tough cookies who fought harder than the next girl to get to the top is to me what they have in common, not intelligence, talent or any other “great” quality as such.
Reply@moo:
ReplyI believe so – that is my maiden name – came from my grandpappy Trafford – he was from England so I assume that is where he is from – there are not many of us in the states (at least not that I have found) so I lay claim to everything that has the name Trafford on it!
@moo:
ReplyWhat are you talking about? Is it some kind of team? I thought it meant I was related to royalty – you mean I am related to a sporting event? Shutter, shutter … picture me crying ….
please let her die before she is 30.
Replyplease.
“she doesn’t claim to be more than she is”? HUH? She walks around claiming she is a good person, when she has had dogs die in her closet because they were forgotten! She sells stories about her friends, and sleeps with their boyfriends! This bitch is EVIL, make no mistake. She makes Angie look like the Saint the press has made her out to be for real!
Reply@Keane:
ReplyPlus they all have great bones! (as in beautiful faces)
@ladybert62:
ReplyOh right I thought you was talking about a place in Manchester, England. Trafford is where Manchester United’s ground, Old Trafford is (where David Beckham used to play). The Blues I was refering to are their rivals Manchester City.
@Keane:
ReplyThere are a lot of intelligent people with poor educations.
@OhFuckingPLEASE:
ReplyThank you for being the seemingly sole voice of reason here. She also fucks married men. And isn’t her weight loss more due to her raging coke habit and bulimia as is rumored? Using Tina Fey’s words “She’s a piece of shit.”
Herpes, bunions and sleeping with married men aside…bitch needs to quit the baby talk!!! I swear, I want to jump through the tv and slap her silly when she starts with that baby voice…
Reply@moo:
ReplyOk – thanks for the info – obviously I am clueless about my family history – whew, Manchester England – OK will have to check on grandpappy et al. “Old Trafford” – will have to check on that as well. I still lay claim to anything with it in the name! Ha ha
Keane – I do understnad what you are saying, but what was your take on Parkinson’s opinion on Goody. That she was manipulated and lacked the intelligence or self-awareness to understand that or to take control of it?
Reply@OhFuckingPLEASE:
ReplyAnd she didn’t follow thru with how she was going change after her DUI. I do think I saw a picture of her visit a sick girl, it was idiotic how she was dressed. The only thing she follows thru with is a line of coke. JMO/IMO
Anyone who can do this to an animal should be………………………..well fill in your own blank…..couldn’t be harsh enough punishment in my view. yet there is none. people like that can just keep procuring and killing. That is beyond twisted.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/01/ted-c-blind-item_11.html
Friday, January 11, 2008
Ted C Blind Item
Surprise! Gotcha babes, didn’t I? You probably think this Vice is gonna be about some sexually repressed, hugely successful TV sitcom actor from the ’90s who got caught servicing some random model in the walk-in closet of some Hollywood mansion, right? Well, for a rare change, this little walk-in wondering you’re about to experience is not about fellating some random fella, sorry.
Nope, this sordid story’s about something quite grotesque and hideous. Have you eaten yet? No? Then please, close this item, go get sustenance, wait at least 20 minutes (maybe 30) and then, only then, give things another try.
Ya see, Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s Blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.
And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:49 AM
Reply@ OFP – PSL is that you?!
@ Canuck – hm, I don’t really agree, intelligence always shines through to me, no matter where someone was educated. I went to a couple of ropey state schools and there were more intelligent people there than some of the highly educated ones who made it into Oxford. That always used to get my goat that more intelligent people were rejected in favour of people with better educations. I don’t believe any of the world’s current celebs have great intelligence. Cunning and the ability to manipulate yes, higher intelligence, hm not so much.
@ Jinxy – I’m not a fan of Parkinson at all as a matter of fact and disagree with a lot of what he says. I see him as being very out of touch and quite dated (and for that read possibly prejudiced) in his attitudes towards women. I don’t really believe Jade was manipulated by anyone. I think she had a very tough agent/publicist (the way her ass got protected during celeb BB was eivdence of that) which helped, but I think she was actually a very tough, in control person. I think she had a strong work ethic and had had a life which basically involved looking after people and supporting them (financially and otherwise) most of her life. Her whole family, mother and grandparents included depended on her. That takes some strength of character in my opinion. She also had boundaries in what she did. She refused to do an ad for dodgy diet pills for one even when it would have been easy money and she used her kids a lot less than the likes of Jordan or Brangelina do for publicity. I think she was fairly in control of her life and her career and apart from the ignorance and bullying nature she displayed in BB I had quite a lot of respect for her. That was a person who had never had anyone really to rely on but herself. I know how that feels to a degree so I do empathise with her and I think quite a lot of people did. But again, I wouldn’t call her intelligent, but I don’t think you need intelligence to make money, just a strong work ethic and a desire to do well in life. The only celebs I really view as intelligent are comedians and more serious actor types. The rest are just grafters and tough IMO.
Reply@Vittorio:
ReplyThat’s sick. There are animal cruelty laws & people have gone to jail. But like DUI’S, murder, drug charges, etc…the common folk pay dearly and the “stars” well they have a different set of governing & laws.
Paris doesn’t strike me as suffering from depression. I just don’t see it. I think she might believe she’s suffering from depression. Rather she, like most narcissists, doesn’t know the difference between childish blues over not getting your wants met immediately or not getting the attention you crave and a serious clinical depression. This dumb whore thinks it’s the end of the damn world if her hair doesn’t look like she wanted it to. She doesn’t even have the capacity for a true depression. She doesn’t have the depth for it. If she’s lost weight, it’s to keep up with the skinny bones Joneses or her coke habit, NOT because this slut is in any way clinically depressed. I know a dumb bitch just like her. She has “anxiety” you see… meaning if she doesn’t like her dinner, it gives her “anxiety”…I kid you not! No, she doesn’t have “anxiety”, she has vapidshorebitchitis…for which there is no cure….
ReplyYeah, and the fact she has herpes is like sooooo 2007 IF not 2006 news.
Damn that hoe ugly. Go to this site below and check out Penthouse model Nina Mercedez. She is way much better looking.
Reply@Vittorio: Oh my god. That is my far the worst blind item tha I have ever seen. To torture and kill an innocent life like that is unimaginable. And it is torture for any living thing to starve and thirst to death. Dogs have little personalities and are so very smart. Can you imagine what would be done to her if she did that to a baby? It is not too far off, in my book.
Was there ever any confirmation this was Paris, Vittorio?
I don’t care for this “piece of shit” as Tina Fey so eloquently put it. Despite her upbringing, every human has a choice in what they will be. Certainly, once you are out of your teens, you have no reason to blame your parents for your mistakes. We have all had difficult circumstances to overcome. I doubt that being raised by vapid self-indulgent parents is any more difficult to overcome and be a good person than it has been for all of us who were raised poor, abused, neglected, or without one or more parents. I just don’t buy any excuses for an adult’s behavior. Take responsibility for yourself. Paris is little more than a prostitute. AND I have read countless stories about her “mean girl” behavior towards others. She is not a nice person. Period.
ReplyKeane, ok….I am BUSTED. LMAO.
Reply@Tigerlilly: LOL and I could not agree MORE!!
Reply@ OFP – you should use your real (cyber) name! How are you doing?
Replykeane, I googled my name and got very scared! There are like 50,000 entries! Thought it was time to shut up, which ain’t gonna happen, or switch it up a bit……lmao
ReplyI am great! Sorry about the attacks about Brangie, but I just am not buying into all of it.
The fact that Paris has the herp has been well known for years. The world saw her rx bottle for Valtrex.
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