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A hint puritanical? Commitment to passion a dire transaction.
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Cool! Jennie Shimizu is back!
I always knew that in the end, Angie would go crawling back to Jennie and her big, massive harness.
Angie needs a strong butch in her life.
ReplyDoes this mean that Brad really did marry AJ?
A hint puritanical… the straight-laced upbringing that made BP feel it was necessary to marry the mother of his kids.
Commitment to passion a dire transaction… well, commitment is marriage, so he committed to the woman for whom he had passion and it’s turned out to be a dire mistake. Like every other middle aged man who dumps his wife for some “excitement”, imho. Most of them end up regretting it, thinking with your penis is not generally the best way to map out your life.
ReplyCommittment to passion a “dire transaction” Frightning Deal? Coupled with a photo of Angie and Jenny from back when. Hummmm. Angie stated that she and Jenny would be together for life, they’d traded blood to seal the pact. I wonder what else they….traded?
Reply@Patty anne:
ReplyShe’s traded blood with just about every one of her mates to seal their “love”. It’s her shtick. Yet she can’t commit to any one of them. But she expects them to commit to her. JMO.
Given that she’s admitted to using heroin exchanging blood with her could be incredibly dangerous.
ReplyDoes anyone know why every source and journo is threatened by Brangelina’s lawyers? They seem to be able to shut everyone up and buy off those who might talk.Does Jolie’s lawyer, Singer, realize that an actual lawsuit would be a disaster for Joie. Truth is a defense to defamation and anyone sued by Jolie would be permitted to take her deposition under oath. What a trip that would be. Any lawyer would take that case for the publicity and book rights alone. Brangelina have done quite well with a public that doesn’t know its rights. Being sued for defamation by Brangelina could, potentially, be the most lucrative thing to happen to someone. Singer should be careful with his threats to sue. Some media smart person just might take him up on it. I suspect Singer knows he could never actually file a suit with a client like Jolie. Too many skeletons.
ReplyAre you out there Ladybert62. Hope you are feeling well today. I saw you on the last thread. I have never heard of Xenu either. Anyway, what do you think of this? Different Guest, I agree, very dangerous. My brother was a heroin addict. It caught up with him after 7 years and it took for him to go to jail to get his life back together. One thing though. He does not have the overwhelming stress of 6 children, movie career, controlling the media, getting his cockfeelers into politics etc. How could she not succumb? There has been a lot of talk of drugs being involved correct? Either she used or still uses (Harlem). Is there a possibility that AJ acquired something that effected the innocent ones?
ReplyAnd on to this post. Is this a hint that they are married (AJ and BP)? Puritanical means strict to religious or moral matters often in excess. Does Sci have something to do with this?
Commitment to passion could be BP fell hard and fast for AJ, you know the honeymoon period that is eventually over. Or is it her commitment to Schiz, can’t quit her? Anybody out there?
Off topic, but on the more general topic of course, the cover of this week’s UK Grazia magazine has a story entitled “Split Update: Did Angelina Cheat on Brad?”. I didn’t look at the story inside but my main thought after reading this headline was: do bears shit in the woods? I really need to know the answer to this as I feel like I would then have this whole Brangelina debacle sewn up and I need never think about it again. Can anyone help me with this? Bears, poo and woods – ringing any bells with anyone?
ReplyOn topic: hmm…. sounds a bit like she might have given him something to me, and that that “something” might not have been a trendy newsboy cap to add to his extensive head wear collection….! JMO!
Reply@justhelping:
ReplyHI there “just helping” – Yes I am here – was reading, catching up on the posts added to the previous thread and now reading this one.
@Keane:
Replywhy do you think she gave him a disease? I would not be surprised if she (and her birthed children) have diseases such as Hep C and that she has many others as well which she has given to him and anyone else she is boinking – but am curious as to what led you to this thought right now. Thanks
@Keane:
ReplyThe article actually implies that Brad did cheat with the nanny, and then goes on to say that AJ hasn’t been connected to anyone yet, although there are rumours about one of her young costars.
@ladybert62:
Replyoops, forgot the usual disclaimer: everything I say, think, write in the past, present and future here and anywhere else is my opinion for ever more – amen.
OK being literal again – webster (who now sits next to this computer because of this wonder site!) sayd “dire” can mean – a warning of a disaster; “transaction” can mean activity involving two or more that affect or influence each other. So does “dire” refer to the Ms. Jolie’s return to Jenny (as the picture implies) or the return of Mr. Pitt to Ms. Aniston (as the last post implies) – and does the transaction refer to sex, drugs or love?
Reply@ladybert62:
Replyobviously I cant type, read and think at the same time!
Maybe JS called AJ to warn her and they ended up hooking up?
Reply@justhelping:
Replywarn her about what? BP and JA?
Yes, maybe? What if brangiffer is trying to work together to go against Mickey Brett and to fight rumors. Just another thought. Did you all see those postings from John last night about them getting lawyers lined up to fight Brett? Has anyone seen anything else?
Reply@justhelping:
ReplyYes I saw and read those = found them very interesting. By using Brangiffer, you mean that all three of the unholy trinity (JA, BP, AJ) are fighing the Mickey Brett publication?
Friday, April 24, 2009
AP
It could have been a scene from SALT late Friday afternoon, as pandaemonium hit the generally quiet capital city of Albany N.Y. Helicopters flew above the make-shift film set, searchlights ablaze, while swat teams stormed into the three story building at 118 Elm Street. The local gas co. was on red alert.
According to a few witnesses, still standing the incident occurred when the films star Angelina Jolie, let off a powerful expulsion of gas so acrid, her new co-star Angel, a Great Pyrenees, let out a piercing howl, that set off fire alarms. The stunned animal then uncharacteristically backed out of the rear exit with only his large rump to guide him. This had an unfortunate result when the 110 lb beast backed into the 95 lb. actress, and sent her hurdling into a vat of damp manure in the adjacent alley, intended for a later scene.
“I’ve never seen an animal in such distress, and confusion.” said eye-witness Walter Franks, a nearby maintenance worker, who runs a shelter for abused dogs and cats. He could not comment on how much or little distress is characteristic of actresses but added, “Next time maybe they should cast a Pitt Bull.”
In Angel’s defense, owner/trainer Jim Barnett had this to say, “Angel has never done anything like that before, he’s a gentle dog and a pro. I can give you references. It must have been something really bad.”
The actress apparently did herself no favors by adding sonic blast to malodor, when she shrieked for the pound to make quick work of Angel — a dictate heard by Buffalo residents 283 miles away, thanks to Ms. Jolie’s lungs. The local ASPCA has been called in to investigate.
Meanwhile the sheriff’s office is investigating the initial blast, being dubbed, “The fart heard round Eerie.” while unconscious crew members were rush to the local hospital on stretchers, where the Salt actress is being held for observation.
In a radio address Sheriff John Moynihan, assured that the actress is being examined for further gas leaks, as a a precaution, but is stable, and that cast and crew are recovering nicely.
A hospital technician who spoke to us, said, “You can’t be too careful.” So far a fluid analysis (which we are told the star vehemently protested) has turned up a peculiar mix of malted caramel and chocolate, found in the popular candy “Whoppers” and some indecipherable chemicals.
Toxicologist Ziggy Moran concurs, “Whopper farts can be lethal and are always taken seriously, but usually the blast is more contained than this one,” which leads the 20 year veteran to suspect other factors.
“Just be thankful there was no ginger bread involvement.” said colleague Reagan Smith, “Those farts are even more destructive,” citing an incident with a junkie, that set off an electrical fire in Boise, 30 years ago.
Still what could have caused such devastation the the production will suffer a two day delay?
The sanitation department wasted no time cleaning the brownish residue, off near-by streets, from the blast. St. Agnes elementary school was evacuated, amidst gagging children who burst into gales of collective laughter upon hearing detailed accounts of the story, even nick-naming the actress, Fart-Bomb-Lady or just Farty-McFart.
To worsen matters, the ill-fated-film may endure another set-back. The children (ages 6-12), sobered when they heard of Ms. Jolie’s threats against her canine co-star and are planning a vigil in front of the Salt set, after school Wednesday when production resumes. Angel reportedly befriended the local students who pet the gentle giant as he passed by before school in the morning. There were no reported incidents of misbehavior from him.
Needless to say Ms, Jolie’s woes won’t end after she’s released from the hospital. Her reps were not available for comment.
On Monday, a fascinating expose. A Tail of Two Pros: Bingo and Angel – Their story.
ReplyAJ is ugly on this old picture. Did she make a lot of plastic surgery ?
Reply@p:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing from this whole blog! Thanks for the fit of giggles…
**rearranging my tin foil hat**
Reply@section9:
ReplyHi section 9 – what do you mean her big, massive harness?
I’m going to tell you a secret:I can see dumb people!
ReplyI read the entry as meaning: BP is now displaying a new attitude which is a “hint puritannical” (he has reconnected a little to his baptist bible-reared ways) and realizes that his “commitment to passion” (his lust for AJ) was a dire transaction (he sold his soul to her for a few years of extremely intense pleasure and for the obtaining of his innocent children and they all will pay the price for the rest of their lives even if they escape from physically living with her – they will be emotionally tortured by her (in so many ways for the remainder of their lives).
Reply@ladybert62:
ReplyWhere is everybody? Is no one going to rip this to shreds and remind me of my inability to see the forest for the trees?
@ladybert62:
ReplyThat makes sense to me as well. He has been in such darkness and now his parents are stepping in to help pull him out Jen being also part of the light. Oddly there was an article a few weeks ago about him wanting the kids to be raised Baptist, which no one buys that, but that thought must be coming from somewhere. This is titled The Supposition so is Miss Nines just guessing based on something she heard?
Then there is the picture of Ang &Jinny, that must have something to do with this as well, but what?
@ladybert62: . I guess that could be it..BP is feeling more righteous this week and realizing his.lifestyle has/will left/leave, distruction in it’s wake. Or maybe Jenny’s showing a conscience and is threatening to squeal about misdeeds… something AJ’s super-sized libido hadn’t counted on.
Reply@Kate:
One of the strangest occurrences in this little drama was Pitt’s Mom visiting Brad out of the blue on June 16 2007. Reason I bring it up is that was just about 2 yards ago now and Ian’s source said it’s been over for about that long.
Suppose Jen has been working with them all this time?
Replyyears
Reply@Kate:
ReplyYes that picture throws me more off than usual – is it the magician’s misdirection at work or is it really related to the contents of the post. By the way, I did not even recognize Ms. Jolie until someone identified her – how long ago was this picture?
@Kate:
ReplyLast week I predicted Jolie’s latest p.r. ploy would be to appear with a bible to appear as if she has found God. Well, I was a bit off. Instead, she appeared with a book on the Iraq war prominently displayed. Taking the intellectual route I guess. She just needs a pair of rectangular glasses that all the hipsters wear. It appears as if I was a bit off, I guess it’s going to be Brad that finds God. So predictable. Isn’t that the p.r. route of everyone who is looking to revamp an image after an ugly transgression, legal or otherwise?
@DebFrmHell: . ty, btw
ReplyYou know what AJ has really a bad taste with women. That Jenny looks so down, so down. She must be a very cheap informer, Mr. Ian, no? do you know changing drugs against priviledged investigative informations, is illegal?
Reply@Keane:
Keane, I highly doubt you can ever put the Brangie story behind you. Its all you have in your little world and nothing short of an intervention and medication could stop you.
I read this to mean, one of them is sick of the kinky sex with the security in the pool at night.
ReplyIn my opinion only, I think the message means that Jenny and Jolie made a committment, in their passion for each other, by exchanging blood, thereby one gave the other a medical problem.
ReplyCould be altho there was already a medical problem thread no?
Reply@ Liz – how would you know what I have in my “little world” dearie, pray do tell?
Reply@Keane:
ReplyKena – help – there is a brand new post and I dont even know who the pictured/named people are – other than Brnagie!
Angie is a self admitted heroin and other hard drug user. She is highly promiscuous, and Brad was hospitalized not long ago with a released diagnosis of Menengitis. What if……. Angie’s drug usage past and present has exposed her to/ or she has contracted, a fluid born disease and she passed it on to Pitt? And i’m not thinking menengitis. JMO, but i think this would be interesting to research, if at all possible. Brad’s heavy drinking, bloated appearance, highly aged skin tone….so many signs of a man in true distress….physical/mental/…. or both? Ah, where is Basil Rathbone when i need him
Reply@Keane: The same way you know everything about AJ and BP
ReplyWe were talking about Jenny last week and SR or was it Ian, I can’t remember commented that AJ and Jenny did a lot of drugs together, he also said that she did a lot of drugs with BBT. But my point is, funny how last week we were talking about maybe she’s back with Jenny and here’s this pic of them!!
Reply@ladybert62:That is Jenny Shmitzu, (sp) AJ’s openly gay relationship. She has said that she was so in love with Jenny that she would have married her if she didn’t marry her husband, and I think the husband she referred to was Jonny Lee Miller.
Reply@Tamara
ReplyIs that it? Is this about the broken marriage to JLM caused by JS?
In one of her many too honest interviews, Angie stated that the only man who ever satisfied her as another woman could was BBT. It was BBT who supposedly asked AJ not to marry Brad, live with, play with, but promise me you won’t marry him. Angie mentioned that once or twice in the beginning, and you know she never did marry Brad. I read they had one of her weird-azz “committment ceremonies” in a jungle somewhere, but that was it. I don’t believe they are legally wed. I actually find myself pitying this woman who bases all the good things in life by her crotch. Imagine Jolie at 65??
ReplyI just saw something about JS and one of the women from “Workout” are dating. Not married , just dating.
ReplyThe title is “supposition” which is an assumption; doesn’t have all the evidence yet?
ReplyNight everyone
@Patty anne:I doubt she will live that long. She has a history of suicide attempts and hard drug use. She may also have Hep C and she has a maternal link to ovarian cancer. I would be surprised if she lives to see 50.
Reply@carrie:I’m thinking 36. Marilyn, Princess Diana anyone?
Reply@Canuck:
ReplyYou got that right, Canuck!!
@Tamara:
ReplyI read last night that she met Jenny about the time she started seeing BBT…and he was still with Laura Dern.
@Tamara:
ReplyAnd I was just reading about her last night and put a quote from her up on SR’s latest poem post. Both Jenny and Misty said there is no way AJ would stay true to a guy. She loves women. Jenny said she likes the dark side and isn’t the mommy type. She’ll get bored.
@Patty anne:
ReplySo, so true. Alcohol can add the bloat. But I haven’t see that kind of aging in so little time unless it is serious alcohol and drugs…or serious illness.
@Z:
ReplyI think it’s age, man. He’s what… 45 now. It can be a mix of so many things. Can happen to anyone. He has aged rather quickly since AJ, but stress can be a big part of that. Also, he could’ve been lying about his age this whole time. Many HW folks do it. He could be 54 for all we know. If that’s the case… he looks damn good for 54.
@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyYou have a good point…age and stress…but because it happened so quickly I’d say heavy on the stress…and the bloat does look like too much drink (it would have to be a lot, tho).
@Z:
ReplyIt’s nothing that a good exercise regimen and full-body detox can’t handle. He’s a good looking man. Lay low on the beer and drink some red wine as substitute. LOL
Good night Z! I guess we’re the only ones up at this time. I gotta get to sleep. Sweet dreams.
Good night everyone!
Reply@Angie’s Fax Machine:
ReplyNight AFM! I’m on and off tonight. : )
@ Liz – ah so you’re saying that you’re as obsessed with a random commenter on a gossip blog as I supposedly am with the Brange? Possibly not the first person who shld be commenting on who does & doesn’t have a life then! Sucks 2 be u. Next attempt please dearie, I’m glad I’m filling up your sorry little existence.
ReplyAS to Brad getting “something” from Angelina..
If you all remember shortly after these two got together, he ended up in the hospital. It was right after Zahara’s adoption.
Reply@keane:
ReplyJust to be on the safe side- ‘Liz’ is not me!
On topic- I am sick of waiting for this one to blow. I’m guessing it will put Woody/Mia and all the ‘drug hell’ memoirs in the shade. Come on guys, nobody (except some loons drooling into their inco pads) thinks you are any kind of couple, let alone golden, so lets get this scandal started.
@ Keane – another dick (liz) threatened by you i see mate!
Reply@ Lizzieb – that’s ok babe, I didn’t think that would be you. Ange is just getting less and less imaginative with her usernames!
@ topbrit – well I don’t know about that, but its a daily occurrence as you can see, which is why I get so damn pissed off with it. I’m trying to keep my temper now though….. for now!
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