IUC Breaking News: Madonna Louise Ciccone Pitt?
This just in – Madonna and Brad Pitt have been in contact recently. Last week a source told IUC that Madonna and Angie had been in touch about adoption issues. But today we learn this from a source inside Camp Madge:
“She’s obsessed with Brad,” the source said. “After losing A-Rod and Jesus Luz she’s decided to finally find the right man for her clan. Brad is the perfect fit for her. She’s obsessed with him.”
Isn’t Brad Pitt sort of friends with Guy Ritchie? I wondered why Madonna copied the W magazine spread when she divorced Guy. Well, that would be an interesting hook up, eh?
ReplyOh dream on Madge, your way past your prime. As if he would go for that! Ange maybe, Brad surely not!
ReplyLOL can you imagine his parents on this one? ha ha ha ha no fucking way. who the hell is she kidding, she probably thinks, “I am only 5 years older than him” sorry Madge, he likes “young ems”
ReplyOh the cheek bone implants, the cheek bone implants, Madge what were you thinking? It is the worse decision you’ve ever made, worse even than that camel-toe revealing leotard, and snogging the bipolar girl at the mtv awards. Get them taken out, stat!
ReplyA-Rod and Jesus Luz? Weren’t they just playthings? Why would she be all broken up about these two losers? I don’t believe this story… sorry.
ReplyAs if Madonna would consider either A-Rod and Jesus Luz the right man for her clan, they were just playthings. Obsessed she may be with Brad but the thought of the two together is kinda gross for some reason. Just can’t see him hooking up with her.
ReplyShe probably had a threesome with Pitt and Jolie. Now she’s obsessed. LMAO. On Mon – Wed- Frid she likes Pitt , on Tues and Thursdays she wants Jolie and on Sat & Sun. they share the “family” bed together! Give me a break. Sorry, I find the obsession with him hard to believe. His looks are average at best these days and he’s a mouth breather for Pete’s sake!
ReplyMadonna won’t ever really respect a man that she can control. There is no way she would “obsess” about Pitt, who handed his testicles to Jolie for at least 3 years. He has perhaps now reclaimed them, but fundamentally, he’s weak.
ReplyOMG ROFLMAO. This would be quite the circus extravaganza for us, but please, can Madge really be THAT conniving vis a vis who to hook up with. Of course Madge is a total narcissist, just like Ange (and also Brad, but he’s not as smart as either of these two women). But really, at some point, even a huge narcissist has to stop and consider what is a rational human next best step here….don’t they? I mean, imagine the media circus that this hook up would bring? Doesn’t a mom just want a little normal romance and not a huge mess of an international situation? Don’t know. It’s totally possible that Madonna’s fame whore brain is working overtime. That would be the IDEAL LOVE TRIANGLE. (And gets relatively normal Jen out of the mix, which I’m sure she would like) I’m still laughing at this….Madonna and Brad. Too funny.
ReplyWell, he’d just be changing faces cuz the egos are just as unbelievable. Going from a sack of bones to a ‘roid crotch with some sinew…. neither seems appetizing to me. If this is true, Madge must be needing the ego boost and validation that only bringing down the “sexiest” baby collector could give her. If any of this is true, I think it’s more of a duel between Vadge’s ego and Scrangie’s “goddess” status than anything really to do with Pitt Stain.
ReplyNow if this occurs, I’m gonna start the “Jen and Guy” hook up campaign. Way more normal match than any that have been paired up yet. lol
ReplySNORT ROFL
Reply@knowone:
ReplyI’d buy that T-shirt, LOL
Wow…she should lay off the plastic surgery. Well, nothing could make me dislike BP more than if he hooked up with Vadge. I have disliked this woman since her sleezyness broke on the scene in the 80’s. Blech!!!
Reply@K2:
ReplyShe looks worse, tho. I can’t imagine him going for her…even if she is obsessed. Oh yuck…just so yuck!!!!
Remember when I wrote about Jolie cuckolding Michelle Obama?
Think about this as the Mother of All Cuckolds. Problem, of course, is that is the absolute worst cheek job since Jenna Jameson’s. Jesus, Madge? WHYYYYYYYYYY (screamed Nancy Kerrigan).
However, I think Brad would hit that just so he could tell his friends he hit that.
Reply@section9:
Oh hell no, she would beat him to it and tell everyone and he knows that. Madge is a dog and he is not going there, she maybe have told someone she wants to do him but that is as far as it will ever go. jmo I bet he id getting a good laugh out of this.
Brad , did Mad google this site for you ? lol
ReplyYah, but figure that Madge might want cuckolding rights over a rival female, one whose cinematic success outshines her own. Despite Jolie’s limited cinematic success, she is on the A-List and no one ever accused her of co-starring in “Dick Tracy”.
ReplySo, she’ll tie one of those red strings on Brad’s pecker and lead him to her “piece of gristle”?
ReplyWhere does Gweneth Paltrow fit in the mix here? Isn’t she and Madonna BFF? Surely, Gweneth has an opinion on this.
ReplySo, will we now have BRADONNA?
ReplyThis is crap. Madge and Angelina hates each other and Brad is close friends with Guy. Paltrow is friends with Madonna. Ian you need to drop this sources, they are jerking you around.
ReplyLook at Madonna in that shot. I mean HOW can Brad resist that?
Reply@Keane:
ReplyKeane… her skin is stretched so far with those big ass cheek implants that her face would literally fall if she had them taken out. You know it’s a sad thing really. She truly is a talented singer imo, especially in her prime, but she’s going to go out like a freak show. She has no dignity.
if vadge has been contacting pitt could it be so he and palthrow could reconnect,just saying cos i remember a comment by ted casablanca saying how pitt was pining over a ex girlfriend who had recently become single.i’m not good with the details so do any of you guys remember this.could she be the intellectual with ties to DC?
Reply@topbrit:
ReplyYou lost me at the “intellectual” part.
@ cuze – haha sorry don’t really know palthrow – obviously
Reply@topbrit:
ReplyPaltrow isn’t single though.
Paltrow and intellectual should not be used in the same sentence.
ReplyRe: the Paltrow connection, could be. Her and Chris Martin’s marriage is finito. And I did hear that BI too. And she is intelligent enough and more classy than Ange. Personality-wise though? I think her and Ange are on a parr.
Reply@topbrit:
ReplyI remember him saying BP was still deep down pining for Paltrow and Lewis, didn’t see the recently single part. A long time ago TC said that Pitt was still hurting for Gwyneth tho. I take it that ended badly.
thanks for your comments guys,i knew you would all have facts and tidbits to verify what i think i remeber.
Reply@ canuck – jmo but i think she is and not announcing it
The ex pining away is Ben over Jho
ReplyThere was some ahem insider on DL that said Pitt and GP had a one nighter about two months ago when she and CM were separated but nothing came of it, just old times sake and that is why CM can not shut up about Brad but this is from DL …someone posted it at FF that is where I saw it.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyPaltrow is supposedly having an affair with the son of Mort Janklow, the famous literary agent.
@ Chris – hm, I heard that she was having an affair with a much older man, maybe based in Monaco or somewhere and the marriage to CM was dead. I knew about that but don’t think that would rule out a hook up with Brad, I think he will go for someone new though to be honest. I don’t think he’s the type to go back to old relationships like Ange.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyI don’t think he will ever go back to GP, maybe for sex, that would be it, if that. But I could see him going back to Jen at some point in his life because she is stability and the guy at some point will return to where he started. I can see her going back to him though, can not see why she would want too, she is doing so well without him. Looks great, making millions, she does not need that slug of a mental mess around her neck. Brad otoh has been whacked out the past four years by this mental case, he got much more than he ever imagined when he tapped that skank. IF he does get custody of any of the kids, he HAS to live with them at least part of the week to retain custody, he has to normalize his life somewhat. He can not keep behaving this way, which means he has to find someone else to put up with all this mess. Now who is going to put up with that , a new person is going to want to play step mother? If skank is on meth she is not going to get the kids. No possible way. Even if she gets clean it is doubtful she will ever stay clean and she will be watched under a microscope. If he does not use this to get the kids, then he does not give a shit about the kids, and just wants his freedom back to be another George Clooney. JMO
Bollocks.I am no Madge fan but I think any new man would have to be beautiful or clever. An aging dumb as rocks himbo attached to a mental case is not an alluring prospect. If brad was allowed to keep the brown babies maybe but we all know he’ll be stuck with Blobella and the Clomid twins.
Reply@ Kate – and yes that I suspect could be the case. I don’t think he ever wanted 6 kids, a few maybe, maybe more in time as long as the relationship was going well, but not so many so quickly, and after a few years, probably not with her really. She knew on what side her bread was buttered and kept having them. It is rumoured that Sadie Frost did the exact same thing to keep Jude Law when he was being unfaithful to her with everyone and anyone left, right and centre. I don’t think he does want to be tied down by the kids, I think he’s shown that from when he’s tried to escape with Clooney etc. He’s not the mature, responsible man their PR sells him to be IMO. I think he’s a spoilt young geezer who by his own admission “got away with too much for too long” and is still getting away with it in my opinion. He’s had a midlife crisis and the last thing he wants now is to be a single parent with 6 kids, full-time. He still wants his freedom, to go out on his motorbike and play with GC I would wager. I think the illusion of the happy family scenario he thought he would have with Jolie crumbled when she proved to be a mental case. He was getting the best of both worlds for a while: the hot sex and the family. Now he’s getting the worst: a mother for his children that he doesn’t want to be with any more. Disaster for him. What an idiot, do none of these people ever think these things through? Its like they have no concept of consequence at all.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyDoes any man going through a mid-life crisis have any concept of consequence? I don’t think so. For the vast majority of them, ten years down the road they have the exact same life they had at 40, only with a different woman and half as much money.
@Keane:
ReplyLOL I have to laugh, I wonder what he thinks when he showers and looks down at the awful mess of a tatoo across his abdomen with her birthday scrawled in some script , it is thick and ugly but clearly her birthday and it so massive it would hurt like hell to have that lasered off. Anyone else falling in love with him would be like, “I am not going down there as long as that is there!” dumbass lol
Some time ago, I read in a flattering article about Madonna, that her siblings “affectionately called her ‘Smells’”. That was during the time she was selling sex! sex! sex!
Later, I read several different reports that mentioned Brad Pitt’s body odor. This was around the time he was labeled “Sexiest Man Alive” by PEOPLE ragazine.
Yes, I did the math!
ReplyHave to say that is the WORST picture of Madonna EVER! OMG … she looks like a hag! And what’s up with her tricep??? In all my days of lifting I’ve never seen anything quite like THAT. Ewwwwwww.
Replywow jolie and madonna & co – that would be full score tilt explode on the narcissist-meter!
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