IUC Interview Week: Angie’s ex lover “Kimmy” Spills Beans to IUC (Part I)
In honor of all our loyal readers, who really are the site’s main contributors, I’m posting transcripts of interviews with lovers of Hollywood’s elite I interviewed over the past few months. Thanks Keane, Kate, Dina, Section 9 et al for your incredible support.
IUC: Can you prove you slept with Angie?
Kimmy – Are you kidding me? If you’re going to start doubting my story I’m out. You know well Ian that I was lovers with her. Why bring me here and ask me such nonsense.
IUC: Do you still see Angie?
Kimmy – It’s a dead issue as far as I’m concerned. She doesn’t return my calls anymore. Nothing I can do, really.
IUC: Do you miss her?
Kimmy – Yeah, big time. She’s the best lover in the world. Despite all her craziness and recurring misbehavior I still love her to death. Angie, if you’re reading this, I love you babe. I dream of you every night.
IUC: What do you think Angie would say about you?
Kimmy – hmmm, mostly good things. I bet she misses being with me every night. My life’s a constant struggle without her. We really know how to please each other. When we’re together it’s euphoric, it’s orgasmic, it’s heaven.
IUC: What do you think of her and Brad?
Kimmy – not much. She used him for her own purposes. It worked. Nobody is better than Angie at positioning, in more ways than one.
IUC: What’s your favorite part of Angie’s body?
Kimmy – her boobs. She’s got the hottest boobs in the world. They’re delicious. She’s delicious, everywhere she’s delicious. I could go on for hours.
IUC: So, what happened in the end.
Kimmy – It was complicated. O.K., I admit it. She ditched me cause I was too hot for her to handle, especially with Brad in the picture now. I miss her…she was into anything. Loved to explore, was wild and very sexy.
More Later…
Important Update: “Kimmy” just sent me an email saying this: “Ian, Angie just sent me an email saying if I mention threesomes we had with a certain actor she’s going to sue both me and you. Just wanted to let you know”.
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I am sure this is jenny shimizu who was also having sex with madonna at the same time at some point in relationship,i think perhaps madonna is the infamous popstar jolie got with,shimizu being the common denominator could have definetly set it up jmo
ReplyDelicious? Gross is much more appropriate if you look at Angelina Jolie. ‘Kimmy# probably hasn’t seen her for a while.
Reply@ topbrit – the infamous pop star was supposed to be Queen Latifah. I believe Madonna and AJ hate each other. And besides Madge looks like the walking dead these days, would you fancy that?!
@ aha – ITA, what’s delicious about breast implants, they’re gross in my opinion. Her lovers really like to talk her up don’t they, they’re all loons! Angie uses sex to control people, and they seem to fall for it hook, line and sinker. But she really does nothing for me. Too thin, too haughty, too brittle. Not my idea of sexy at all!
ReplyWhy is Jenny Shimizu always running her mouth about the women she has slept with? That’s so unbecoming. When you love a person you don’t go around telling anyone who’ll listen how the sex was. That’s so high school.
And I wouldn’t doubt if it was Madonna the pop star that Angie allegedly slept with. This could have happened before the adoption criticism. Either way, whatever this person has said in this interview has been said before.
Reply@ Guest – i agree 100 %
Reply@ Keane – would queen latifah be seen as infamous,i don’t really have a clue who ‘pop-star’ was just having a guess with madge,and no Keane i wouldn’t with yours haha
More interesting than this wh***s sex life is her and her boyfriend’s hypocrisy. They should be exposed for what they really are. Overrated and overpaid puppets working for TPTB and playing their roles to distract the dumb public from real problems.
From the stressblog:
http://thestressblog.com/2008/12/16/peace-not-on-their-watch/
Peace: Not on Their Watch
By Angela Keaton ⋅ December 16, 2008
Filed Under Darfur, Interventionism
Where does Hollywood get its reputation for lefty Lucies? Neo conned artiste Ron Silver? Academy Award winner turned professional war party shill Jon Voight? Add Don Cheadle, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt to your list of war mongers and thieves.
George Clooney whose credits include NBC series The Facts of Life and best known for hiring beards breaking hearts “engages in robust international advocacy designed to pressure governments and intergovernmental bodies to take immediate action to end the crisis in Darfur.”
Forget the role of the artist as teller of courageous truths. Forget the role of the press to employ cynicism in the face of foolish earnestness who have given this organization a pass even in the wake of what presumably must have of mandate for anti-interventionism. Buzzle.net notes, “Mr [John] Prendergast sees the surge of interest in Darfur as the result of three years of classic grassroots activism, of hard work mobilizing support in church groups, synagogues and universities. Others, less charitably, point to the US’s imperial misadventures as one of the causes of the swell of sympathy for Darfur and the Bush administration’s forthright comments. What better way to forget the disaster in Iraq than to seize the moral high ground in Darfur?”
Reply@ Guest – I figure Jenny Shimizu is an aging and so now out of work model. The models of her generation are used to making shitloads of cash for doing very little, and I think it comes as quite a shock to them when they don’t get the jobs any more and realise how much work you have to do to make the kind of money they were making before (plus what are they qualified for?). Some of them also have expensive habits to support, and considering her association with Jolie, it wouldn’t surprise me if Shimizu did too. Naomi Campbell and a Brit model called Sophie Anderton are both rumoured to work as high class escorts nowadays to make the money to pay for their coke habits. Well Sophie Anderton was caught on video in the NOTW offering sex in return for cash and snorting coke so she is confirmed, but Campbell is also rumoured to have been doing it for a long time (and possibly with her mother, ugh!). These people don’t get any modelling work any more but still live the life of a high;y paid supermodel, how is that? Well, for some its prostitution but for people like Shimizu I guess its cashing in on their associations with people like Jolie. Plus if you get dumped and cut out of someone’s life I guess you may want revenge.
@ topbrit – Ian and a few others have said QL, I thought Pink, but I highly doubt Madge, think she’s more A-list than in-famous, but who knows?
@ Ian – thanks for the shout out and if that is really the reason Ange got with Brad that is truly disgusting. She brought 2 damaged children into that relationship, as well as had biological children of her own, and she was just using him to raise her profile. It is hard for me to believe that any person could be that cold, desperate for fame and manipulative that they would use not only a man but 6 innocent children to achieve it. If its true this woman truly does not have a heart for anyone but herself. She disgusts me.
@ Kate – hun, it looks pretty like Ian has been doing research for a tell-all on Ange and I don’t think this has got anything to do with a creative writing class. If you had the option of writing a tell-all on the world’s most famous and controversial woman and allowing your site to be used for some bizarre academic study which would you choose? One could net Ian millions, the other diddly squat. And I think this helps to explain why we’re getting so many attacks from Team Ange, I bet they know Ian has a book in the works and they’re trying to do anything they can to discredit him now. Why don’t you e-mail Ian and ask, I miss you!x
ReplyNaomi Campbell doesn’t get any modelling work? Do you live under a rock?
ReplyJenny S is not the person to talk about Angie. There was Misty Cooper, too.
ReplyThe people from those creative writing class should go over to FF and read the B&A thread and do their
experiment there. Cults, voodoos, CIA, NWO, Angie’s fake pregnancy, FEMO coffins.. take your pick.
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This sounds like Shimizu, who was always very, very opinionated and screamed “Top” whenever you read her text.
I suspect Ian is using this site as an idea sounding board, to allow him to consider which avenues to consider and which to dump as blind alleys. Should be fun when it comes out.
ReplyWho in the world talks like that? ….”I was too hot for her to handle”.. come on, delusional much?????
ReplyHonestly, some days I think it’s John Mayer and his minions that are putting the stories out there. That’s what first came to mind when someone mentioned a creative writing course. He has this thing he calls “Battle Studies” that is supposedly an album but who knows? I also think Sugar Ray may be more than one blogger.. more like a collection of stuff. I still don’t believe the bestiality stuff. That’s a serious mental condition and I don’t think she’d be a functional person if she was into stuff like that.
Reply@ azzy – totally or maybe any site dedicated to 9/11 conspiracy theories or the existence of alien testing centres in top secret US govt sites etc. There’s about a million times more BS written on the internet to keep many thousands of creative writing classes going for many a year before they happened to stumble upon this one. Perhaps they might want to go away and re-think that idea!
This female lover stuff is interesting, but I’m slightly confused as I believe Ange said that she’s only slept with four people in her whole life, or was that just the men? (Cough, bullshit t, ahem).
Reply@azzy: I found this one on FF, on the ‘UNVOLUNTARILY Sacrificed’ THREAD:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/unvoluntarily-sacrificed-t192272-1155.html
“Angie & Brad have doubles, replacements, whatever you want to call them. The question is, why, and how often, and where do they go when the “doubles” come into play. What are they up to? Why does Angie go from looking like a 50 year old hag, to beautiful, from round skull to elongated, from cat eyes to round eyes, from short to tall, veins, no veins, from waxy silly putty skin to real skin, and Brad from young to old to young, within WEEKS. Doesn’t make sense. No amount of surgery can do this, and this extreme surgery, so frequently applied, would kill them. Look into the themes of their movies, Angie’s sudden fascination with being a mom & UN/CFR member, Brad’s attempted entree into politics, the coded messages they send through their jewels, numbered hats, the stalkers, the camouflage photographers being arrested on their property, their neighbor in LA being killed, whatever, and one begins to wonder who they really are. Are they Angie & Brad, or Fangie & Frad, at any given moment in time, and where did they really come from?”
Reply@ cuze – that’s the thing though, Ange has suffered from serious mental illnesses. Her mother admitted her to a mental hospital against her will in the pre-Brad days and her father has publicly urged her to seek help for her “serious mental illness”. He’s been painted as a bastard by Ange but maybe he was just genuinely concerned. And after watching the doc that was tranmitted on Channel 4 in the UK about bestiality I wouldn’t say you had to be seriously mentally ill to do it, just a bit of a sexual deviant. These people were odd, but they weren’t certifiable, I know I’ve met plenty of people who are. According to a poster called Lindalee who was posting a while back bestiality is practised by up to 10% of the population in rural areas of America. She said she did a college paper on it. Bestiality os taboo, but that’s not the same as saying it does not go on.
Reply@ annonymous – that’s hilarious and fairly conclusive in proving this site is not a study on gossip. That and the fact that someone decided to let us in on that fact too was a bit of a giveaway – not too much for anyone to study now!
Reply@ Keane.. I suppose that could be true. I’ve only know three people, not personally but indirectly, who engaged in such an act and all three of them were “certifiably mental”. Along with the bestiality was delusions and hallucinating. All three believe the animals spoke to them and one thought the animal was his girlfriend. My knowledge on the subject is limited but still.. think about it.. if you walked inside and saw your spouse having oral sex on an animal what would you do? I suppose some may ignore it like Pitt supposedly done but someone would spill the beans, and would had done so long before now. If for no other reason than their concern for the safety of the children. I can almost guarantee you this.. even if Pitt did witness it and chose to keep it quiet no way in hell is he that stupid that he would go on and have other children with her. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not stupid people and neither of them grew up in a culture where such a thing is considered acceptable. I do believe that Angelina has a problem.. but I thought her problem was more of a personality disorder such as a histrionic personality disorder or such. I think that kissing episode with her brother was merely an attention seeking thing that was taken too far.
ReplyIn fact, I think most of her attention seeking crap is taken too far but she has managed to keep it subdued while with Pitt.
About Misty Cooper:
http://www.flynetonline.com/2008/02/angelina-jolie-seduced-me/
ReplyThis is a comment left on Flynet about that whole Misty Cooper business.
Bella says:
Thursday – February 21, 2008 – 8:32 PM
Ok. This was emailed to me. I worked as a PA on that film and let me tell you this woman is a fraud. Angelina was so messed up at that time. Production on numerous occasions had to be stopped. That Asian lesbian model visited her a couple of times and she was a drug pusher. Jolie was in bad shape back then but this person claiming this is just that bs. After this film, Angie cleaned herself up and got that Asian person out of her life. She didn’t get involved with BBT until 2000. This girl is lying through her teeth
And this comment from the same post (it’s too funny):
humanliedetector says:
Thursday – February 21, 2008 – 9:30 PM
Jolie is who she is. If you are a fan, then BE her fan and love all of her. Ms. Warts n All. Plenty of people love the fact that she is a total wild bi-beasty-woman, and that she will do ANYTHING, taste ANYONE. Why wouldn’t she have hooked up with this woman? I’m sure there are plenty more where she came from – SO WHAT??? Jude Law was doing the plain jane nanny, for god’s sake! That’s what sex maniacs do. They DO anyone! That’s why you love her! Take her as she is or STFU. But PLEASE, for God/dess sake, don’t be painting her up with pink sugar frosting and trying to make her into something she’s NOT. She’s NOT normal, she’s NOT like anyone else, that’s why you love her, isn’t it? She’s totally NOT anybody’s suburban housewife. So get over yourselves and this baloney about how she’s Miss America now.
DAYUM you people are stupid.
ReplyStill nothing surprising or scandalous. I was too hot for her? Sounds like high school. Next!
ReplyI wonder if AJ is like Vivian Leigh who was bi-polar. One of the manifestations of the disorder is an unquenchable sex drive, which controls some sufferer’s lives. Leigh reportedly picked up random men in public parks and had sex w them. Along w insulting Olivier’s less than energetic style as a lover to house guests — in ear shot of the poor guy. That’s based on some of Ian’s and SR’s accounts as well as her father’s emotional if inappropriate public pleas.
Reply@ cuze – yeah I used to think AJ did all that stuff for attention and was just playing the part of the crazy badass to get attention. I just thought she was one of those typical fame/attention whores. To be honest I never really paid a great deal of attention to her pre the whole Brad saga so I just took things at face/her PR value. But Kate’s view of AJ is very different to that surface view and based on documented facts. Apparenlty AJ wrote and published a lot of diaries prior to the Brad days and was a completely open book about herself. She described her mother admitting her to a mental hospital against her will and how she knew she had mental health probs from as early as the age of 10. Kate’s son and husband both work for major HW studios so she is privy to quite a lot of info from people who know these people. She says there were rumours about Jolie’s relash with her brother for a long time and that AJ thought people may accept a consensual incestuous relash(!). In addition to the photo of her kissing her bro she was rumoured to have been seen around HW doing a lot more than that with him. AJ also said in an interview that she had a live-in lover from the age of 14 but refused to say who it was – who would you think that could be? After the photos of her and JH at the Oscars her career was apparently all but dead in HW, she was referred to as “that incestuous whore”, but managed to draw attention away from it with her kooky relash with BBT. I think the reality of AJ is that she was and possibly still is a severely mentally disturbed person. Certainly if she was having an incestuous relash with her bro as young as the age of 14 she has reason to be. And if you look at the rest of her behaviours, the crazy octo-mom style adopting and producing of kids, then you certainly build up a picture of someone who is seriously mentally unstable and much more so than just a personalitu disorder. Not to say this beatiality stuff is necessarily true but if you look at it in the context of her behaviours, its not so shocking. (There are loads of other things that point to her mental illness, her dad, the interview with BBT where she talks about killing her pet rat or something according to Kate and then taking out a hit on herself and then changing her mind, BBT says in the interview that she is “batshit crazy” apparently, how she got chosen for the part in Girl Interruptd cos she was similar to the part). If you look at that link to that Misty Cooper person and the photo of her on Gone in 60 Seconds, look what a totally different person she looks. Like the comment above says, she’s not the America’a princess type people think she is, the earlier version of Ange is totally different. Then there is the knife-play during sex, writing in blood on her t-shirt when she married Jonny Lee Miller, need I go on?
Reply@Keane:
Hello Keane, okay let me try to explain. First I am not paranoid. I have a very valid reason for thinking the way I do. I will start with explaining my comments about the email address. I think I mentioned my daughter and her husband are both lawyers. My son works in this business as well as my husband. You are right, I do post on message boards much, so I am not that familiar with trolls etc, but when I do post I am careful out of respect for my husband.
When you sign up on a message board, whether it is here, Perez, Dlisted, Eonline , the website owner/admin can see everything. They can see who is visiting, what sites you came from, where you went, so if you came from Dlisted they know that, if you claim you never read at Perez but just came from there, they know you are a liar,lol. They know what country you are in, and to an extent what state, sometimes what city. IP’s are complicated, I won’t get into that. One can use things to block them anyway and mine show various places that are never correct.
Now lets say you sign up to a place like Eonline, with your real email address. Now that admin, has your name, your real name. If you were stupid enough to also sign up there using your same password, that person or someone on staff can now get into your email, read everything in it, change things , look at any bills you pay, etc. They can use your email address as they wish. Even if you are smart enough to not use the same password, you have still put yourself out there because once a person has your real name in combination with your IP address, both the Static and dynamic it is not all that hard for a nutcase to find you. For that reason alone, one should not be posting on message boards with their real email address. It is just not smart. You have given up your privacy at that point. I am not saying I think this applies to this board, just explaining what I meant by “no one uses a real email” . I am surprised to hear that some of you do.
Next, I was not taken Liz at her word, I was considering what she was saying as a possibilty because of a seperate incident that backs this up. I am still looking into that. It is not about being paranoid, more about being annoyed that we would be set up, punked ,research material…and not by Ian..let me make that clear. He is not the one who I was thinking of, but one would need his permission, unless he has a partner to this blog.
If I could ask you one question privately and if the answer to that was no, then I would know I am right about this. That said, I will leave it alone for now.
Thank you Ian for the shout out to let us know you are working still around. Would like to known when this went down, don’t think it is JS, the opening convesation validates that.
ReplyI remember an interview with Jenny Shimizu with almost the same, exact wording. Even the comments about her boobs are identical.
Reply“She ditched me cause I was too hot for her to handle” = LAME.
ReplyKate how about I e-mail Ian with and ask that he passes my contact on to you. You can e-mail me and ask me then and we can clear it up once and for all. I know you’re an intelligent woman and that you will have some reasoning behind what you were thinking. That thread is full of Ange’s bitches though coming up with one new username after another and they are always directed at me, nobody else. Its a targeted campaign against me cos I’m the one getting in the way of their attempts to discredit Ian and his forthcoming book no doubt. Despite all this I really don’t take any of this shit that seriously, its just one of the many ways of distracting myself from doing the extremely dull things I have to do on my laptop right now. So if it all turns out to be some hoax/fraud/whatever after all, it won’t be any less of a time waster for me than FaceBook, Dlisted, the usual suspects! I’ll e-mail Ian now.
Reply@ Kate – so I’ve done that, so hopefully he’ll pass it on to you in time, along with my real name, duh duh duh!!! I have to say though I have no idea what you mean about not using your own e-mail account, how would you use someone else’s? I only have one I have to say!
ReplyI don’t get your point, guys. On this board you’re not obliged to give a valid e-mail address, did you notice that? It’s merely the reason why so many trolls are using multiple identities ad libitum, just to get your goat. My 2 pence here.
Reply@Keane:
You make up dummy accounts, I am sure Ian has many for investigative purposes. Most PI’s do. Reporters do. Even lawyers. lol I have a friend on the east coast that is a writer who has several dummy accounts, I know her personally and the books she has written. She never put her real name on a book for years, or a email,and when she did no one knew she wrote the other books, all good books. No fluff or porn. How do you think these actors contact their drug trans on the side, hook ups. One of them screwed up one time and used his real email address, lol, Ted wrote a blind on him, I think I know who that is.
Okay I will check.
ReplyAm I the only one who took “She ditched me cause I was too hot for her to handle, especially with Brad in the picture now” as meaning that the presence of a female lover could be a media hot potato, especially at the beginning before she had Brad totally hooked?
Keane, sign up for gmail or hotmail or yahoo and use that. Less spam on your normal account too that way.
Reply@Fan:
Replyyes true, sorry we are side tracked it has nothing to do with this board something else.
Angelina was having an affair with a woman for two years , the same woman that alledgedly Kate Winslet was havining an affair with. This was revealed by the EL on CDAN on 1-31-08 so if anyone balks you can go look it up. He came right out and outed Angelina, he gave hints to Kate, but in the end, the final hint was tied to her name and movie. Thinking the woman lives in New York City. Wonder if this could be Kimmy.
ReplyKate, wasn’t there speculation that the other woman could have been Katie Holmes?
Replymeant to add… instead of Kate Winslet.
ReplyFunny, BBT said screwing Angie was like screwing a couch. I guess she can only really get into it with the girls. I doubt she and Brad are getting it on anymore.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyOoooh, remember when KW referred to AJ as “the other one” when she accepted her Golden Globe? AHAHAHAHAHA!
@cuze:
February 18, 2008
Quite honestly this is one of the best pieces of gossip I have heard in the past six months. I actually heard about it on Friday and was so jazzed by it that I almost posted over the weekend because I didn’t want to wait until today.
These A+ list female film actresses (when I say A+, there is no wishy washy, they are A+) are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. A woman. That’s right. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister is, or would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be magnificent or beautiful or extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two A+ listers have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind. That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.
One of the two is Angelina Jolie
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM
Labels: blind items revealed
That was the original blind with the reveal that Angelina was one woman, the other A list he outed when he used the movie “The Holiday” as a clue, and there was another clue that narrowed it to Winslet, forgotten what it was. It was pretty blatant.
Reply@Tigerlilly:
Replylolll oh my that is right, now that gives new meaning to some of the things she has said as well. Now they were not a three some, the were seperate affairs. But interesting…certainly would give KW some campaign info wouldn’t it.. ha ha
@Kate
I tried to look it up but I can’t find it. When I click on the tag AJ and scroll trough older posts, the posts I can find are dated 24-1-2008 and 04-02-2008. Nothing in between. Just wanted to get know more details
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ReplyNvmnd ^^.
ReplyI would like to go back and explore Angelina’s latest conquest and compare that to what Kimmy is saying-
Here is her experience with Bunny. I think I saw a comment where someone said they thought the piss and poo was in relation to Brad talking about that on Oprah in realtionship to the kids, do you really, read what Sugar Ray says again about that-is there any way to really misunderstand one line, that does not sound like SR is talking about Brad Pitt talking about his children and Bunny maybe getting the goods on him..I just do not see any other way to interpret that but the way it was meant.
worse than Debbie does Dallas…pretty girls making pee and poo during moment of passion
BUNGIE 2/27/09
Children capering around…trying to get mommy’s attention…looking at the frazil ice…dreams of warplanes…irresistible underground steam…marriage to her seems commodious enough…they like to leave each other alone…but not always in solitude…introducing Bunnyboo…Angie’s female companion picked up at a bunny bar in NYC…crop fields are fenced in…BP deposits Bunny in Angie’s room…pole dancing at 5 a.m…Angie works pole better than Bunny and les Folies Berges put together…moves like a snake in heat…she makes a move to stay the night…hubby nowhere to be seen…a mouth that enjoys it, sulky and proud…drinking vodka like h2o…party line paperhangers…spray bottle of chanel on the side…bearskin rug on the vanished floor…two bodies pouring it on like in a women’s prison…biting, smacking, pulling each other’s hair…better than Carmen Electra…worse than Debbie does Dallas…pretty girls making pee and poo during moment of passion…palm to rhyme with lamb…stripped and cleaned…she sat on her face in stone…they sang a hymn of love…like Peaches and Her(b)…guess it wasn’t on tv…heavy metal background…new dancing queens…cough was under control…oh, what avails…swimming in white light…fuck me boots against the door…fluffy hair, slim figure…Brangie now “Bungie”…and it feels good, like they knew it would…clever, whacked out…like Lindsay and Sam…flowered petals scatter around the bed…wet satin for cruel little buttons…Bungie counts sheep…
Reply@Kate:
ReplyI’m thinking if the rumor is true that KW’’s “the other one” comment might have been a double burn, like “Bitch, we may have shared the same ho, but you was ‘the other one’, OKKKAAAAY???? And bitch we might be both nominated up in here, but you still ‘the other one’….AHAHAHAHAHA! If that’s true, how boldly bitchy of Kate and I LURVES her for it!!!!
I mean both the alleged lover and the award was letting Angie know the was “the other one”…I hope so, that would be SO AWESOME!!! That uppity whore needs to be “the other one” for a change, no?
ReplyThis is what Enty wrote on the July 4, 2008 reveals:
“P.S. She’s British. Kind of fitting if you think about the holiday and all.”
Kate Winslet
ReplyOh shit, did you guys see this? It’s in the previous Angie thread about the tell-all:
Angelina Jolie said on March 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@Keane:
How much do I owe you for that marvelous publicity campaign? Would you like to join my staff? I’m
Reply@Guest:
Replyhe he yes that is it. Now that just makes her acceptance speech golden doesn’t it?
@Kate:
Reply“and it feels good like they knew it would, clever, whacked out”. Yeah, I think possibly they had planned to piss Brad off or something. I did read what you wrote about the rest of the story on the original thread and I have to say, you sounded pretty convincing. I think “satin sheets for cruel little buttons” might mean she didn’t get up to change one of the kids (or babies) and they laid in urine. Of course I don’t know for sure what any of it means but I do like dissecting it and reading others opinions.
@cuze:
You are giving her too much credit, SR writes with many science terms. You have to understand those to understand what he is saying.
Children are leaping about in a playful manner trying to get mommies attention.-looking at the frazil ice( ice crystals that cause blockage, so in other words, there is sort of a wall between them, icy,between them), she is dreaming of danger (warplanes, she is bored), irresistible underground steam (passion is building for the risky, illicit, what she really wants to do, get it on with Bunny, now remember, she has already been with her one time) , marriage to her seems comfortable and useful enough,they like to leave each other alone, but not always in solitude, introducing Bunnyboo…Angie’s female companion picked up at a bunny bar in NYC (stripper) crop fields are fenced in (normally done to protect from the pests outside,so this may be the children, Brad put them to bed before getting Bunny) Brad deposits Bunny in Angies room, she is still pole dancing at 5:00 am, she does it better than anyone,Bunny moves like a snake in heat and moves to stay the night, Brad is no where around, he is drinking with like a fish, enjoys it, with a bunch of people who are hanger ons, not intelligent,paper hangers is an name that people use to call those who were not as arty, original, or intellectual as they, also they used their hands more. I could not decide here if he was hanging with just those who hang on him, or if these might me some gay friends, because of the line “a mouth that enjoys it” that may be the vodka, or it could be ahem.) spray bottle of chanel on the side…bearskin rug on the vanished floor, …two bodies pouring it on like in a women’s prison…biting, smacking, pulling each other’s hair…better than Carmen Electra…worse than Debbie does Dallas…pretty girls making pee and poo during moment of passion, well now that is self explantory.
The rest of it sounds like they were just so caught up in the moment they did not hear the knock at the door, the metal , the fuck me boots on the door, sounds like Brad was pissed, and Ian already told us in the chat this was the breaking point, they are done here, hence the Bungie not Brangie anymore. I personally think the whole Nanny story was released by Brad to make Angelina look violent, slapping him silly in the twins room, it gives him a out, she looks out of control, and makes people think they are still together. I don’t think they are, not as a couple. I think he looks happier and that is because they are done. jmo though It would be nice if Sugar Ray would help us out.
ReplyKate.. do you think Sugar Ray Ramone Catone the “bi blogger” could be more than one person? I loved the way you broke it down, btw.
ReplyRut roh.. Ian just updated this blog. Angie’s got more secrets it seems. I don’t know why she don’t just out with it and get it over with. Shit, the reality of it can’t been any worse than the shit we are imagining, eh???
ReplyLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Important Update: “Kimmy” just sent me an email saying this: “Ian, Angie just sent me an email saying if I mention threesomes we had with a certain actor she’s going to sue both me and you. Just wanted to let you know”.
This is hilarious. Now Angelina, is he one of the four men?
Reply@cuze:
ReplyYou think the dog was a boy dog or a girl dog? hmm, what do you suppose Brad said to her when he walked in, serious, what do you think he might have said, this was 2006 after Shiloh was born one would presume?
@cuze:
Replyyeah, sometimes I do. Very talented, and smart,
@Guest:
ReplyI wonder if Angelina will come on here and comment on this. That would be interesting. Kimmy , so would she be the common denominator between KW & AJ.
I still do not think that Angelina was having oral sex with a dog. I think pitbull meant bodyguard…. most likely Mickey or Chisel.
ReplyI think this “Kimmy” person is basically a nitwit. She has said nothing other than she slept with Angelina and that she was still in love with her but yet, Angelina dumped her. Sounds like someone wanting their 15 minutes of fame by bragging about sleeping with a celebrity. Ian, where did you get these fools????
Replyyknow this whole thing cld just be bull.
i AM a fan of this website, but aftersince the angelina jolie stuff came up..
im really startin to doubt it..
i need some proof dude.
Replyan online interview doesnt count for much
Kimmy cherie, I still love you too and I miss you. Come visit me when I’ve finished shooting Salt and we’ll do dirty things with dildos and dogs. There’ll be liquids and powders too, I promise. Yours lovingly.
ReplyA.
Oh and people, don’t pay attention to Halperin’s shameless bluff. I never sent Kimmy any threatening email. She can spill the beans all she wants, as I said elsewhere, all publicity is goo publicity.
Reply@Angelina Jolie:
ReplyWell that would certainly be easy easy enough to prove, all he has to do is post a copy of it, header and all lmao do you know anything at all about computers dear? Now you of course u r a fake because AJ cares very much about bad publicity which is why she made her lawyers take the fall in 2007 for tacky contracts she had drawn up for the press to sign, didn’t work so well and it took her nearly a year to recover from that stupid stupid move, not so media savvy after all, eh Bradley? I really doubt very much Colin Powell and Hill & Bill and her friends at the CFN would be very impressed with her lovemaking skills with the family pet, and I can promise you that PETA would not. If that is not enough for you darling, let me remind you miss fake Ang, that is happens to be against the law in the United States. So,considering you could be prosecuted and be locked up and therefore documenting your demented mind and lack of respect for the land I think all adoption prospects would end right there. Next time you decide to pretend to be someone you are not you might try and remember to get all the facts about what you are going to say first. You might also like to take note that it is also a internet crime to pose as someone else, so if the real Ms Jolie decided she wanted to get a warrant and track your ass down and sue you sweetie for pretending to be her and admitting and planning a illegal act on the web she could so do do. If you are not sure if that is true, there sis an entire division at the FBI headquarters set up for Internet fraud and crime. You can not go around impersonating someone else and copping to doing something that is illegal so you just keep typing, because “us people” are the least of your worries. lol Better yet you just knock yoursekf out, because Mr Halperin has a team of lawyers to make sure he does not stumble into the quicksand you just did. LOL You go girl.
@cuze:
ReplyKimmy – It was complicated. O.K., I admit it. She ditched me cause I was too hot for her to handle, especially with Brad in the picture now. I miss her…she was into anything. Loved to explore, was wild and very sexy.
IF she said the above meaning that she waas dumped because Brad was the “actor’ that was part of the threesome and she Kimmy was too hot to handle then this is more than just a tale of her sex with AJ. That alone would make it worth the read. The time frame on this is important, we need to know at the very least the year that she was Jolies lover.If it was not in the last 5 years ago it will be a big so what..unless..she also has tales of dogs, and the actor is someone married or a VIP. There has to be a catch somewhere or there is just no point at all to Kimmy. She does sing Jolies praises a bit too much so already some on other boards are thinking she is a plant from Jolie herself to bolster her sexy image. I doubt that, but with Jolie anything is possible. Heck if she would hire a hit man, why not a lover. lol I am sure Ian will reveal more that will answer to some of this.
@cuze:
ReplyNot likely, go back and read that one, it is clear, and I asked SR if he meant a animal because I wanted to make sure there was no misunderstanding on it, and his answer was , yes a big dog. He was very clear, and I listed several types of animals. Not only that I don’t think Brad would still be traumitized over walking in on her with another man, angry, yes, and that early on he would have left.jmo
– She does sing Jolies praises a bit too much so already some on other boards are thinking she is a plant from Jolie herself to bolster her sexy image.
Well of course, Kate (or is it Keane’s clone? their logorrheic speech and typography are so suspiciously similar). And if I am not THE Angelina Jolie actually, then neither are my alleged previous avatars on this blog (ie Rhea, Elizabeth XR, Colleen, Miranda, etc.). Just be logical, for once. Oh and don’t worry about legal issues. I’m feeling totally safe about that: Halperin is entirely responsible for everything happens on his blog, including the contributors’ comments, see. Thanks for your concern, anyway.
ReplyAm on my blackberry so can’t say much but I am glad AJ has picked up a few techniques of linguistic analysis from me! Nope kate and I aren’t the same person, we don’t even live on the same continent. I’m afraid u have more than 1 frenemy my friend. And BTW KW is a friend of an old friend, may have 2 look her up and get the goss on that! And hi kate x
Reply@keane:
Kate W. is bi ?! Does Sam Mendes know? You guys are just incredible and this is the wildest gossip blog I’ve ever seen on the internet.
ReplyThis is the only time aside from here I’ve read anything about the nanny slapping incident. I copied it before it disappeared from the Daily Mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1162719/Angelina-Jolie-slaps-Brad-Pitt-sacks-nanny-walking-bedroom-hug.html
Reply“It’s alleged the argument took plays in the days after they appeared together at the Academy Awards in February.”
Took plays! Those tab hacks can’t even spell properly.
ReplyKimmie, don’t be intimated. The information is as much yours as it is hers (unless you signed some agreement).
Reply@Angelina Jolie:
ReplyYou are wrong about that. You are liable for what you put on here not Ian. I suggest you call someone who deals with Internet law , and don’t forget to ask them if it is illegal to portray yourself as someone else with the intent to deceive, and, now pay attention …admit to planning a crime. This is really not funny and I and amazed that some troll would take such a risk for a little childish fun. It is one thing to playfully say you ate her and post or another star but when when you post a plan to have sex with animals knowing it is illegal you are just asking for trouble . If you think u are not responsible check the court cases honey. They are there.
Hey Ange fans, how’s it hanging? I’m glad AJ has picked up a few linguistic analysis skills from me but malhureusement she hasn’t quite mastered them yet! Kate and I live on different continents so r unlikely 2b the same person! The horrifying fact of the matter is u may have more than 1 adversary in the world, shocking but true! Anyway am out now but will b back soon 2 join in the fun! Much love x
Reply@keane:
ReplyHey Keane, remember we decided that Brad would use In Touch and L& S and Ang would use her OK, well…this week has OK saying Ang is alive and well trying to get pregnant and adopt (translate, relationship is strong) while I T and L &S both have on their cover :How Brad caused the split with Jen?John…ha ha see what is coming here…or so it seems right now..
@cuze:
I am going to post a couple of quotes from the past about the dog just to clarify so that if in the future there is any confusion we can go back to this and ask…this was Ian commenting on the dog sex.
IUC Exclusive: IUC outs Angelina Jolie as Being Quadsexual
Posted on February 22nd, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive
This is one woman with zero boundaries. No secret Angie’s into men, women and, according to blogger Sugar Ray Catone, animals. IUC confirmed Jolie adopted a pit bull a couple years back but after people voiced concern about the welfare of her children, Angie spun it around, saying it was an employee of hers who adopted the dog
ReplyKate.. he still did not come out and say that AJ had sex with a pit bull.
Replypit bull….meaning a dog.
ReplyThough it does seem to be implied and leaves one to make that conclusion it is not stated as a matter of fact.
Reply@Kate:
ReplyKW??? What about Sam, she made him look like a fool.
@cuze:
Yes he does, and it may be removed from this site, but it has been copied all over the internet, and her it is: Feb 21, 2009
Here is his original comment-
“Brad never got over the time he entered the bedroom, catching Angie slurping the balls of a pitbull on her lap dance after he had been wounded in her wild rodeo”
I was not sure what SR meant by that so on Feb 22, 2009-
Kate said on February 20th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Cat, darling, could you for us mere mortals, please come back and tell us in plain ole english -
1-is Bangie done kaput split
2-is Jen dumping John contract over
3-are you saying Angie babie , damn I don’t even know how to guess, is into animals, dogs, donkeys
what? Man we know BBT has a honker and Braddy has a teeny weeny, but 3 years ago, that was
when she was pregnant with Shiloh
4-Just english please, we do not speak the bronx LOL
R. Catone said on February 21st, 2009 at 1:05 pm
just got to L.A. – each year attend an Oscar Tranny Party at the home of a producer who’s more crossover than anyone I know. Goddam roots are deep. Kate, you are divine – everyone else in here tries to arouse my emotions the wrong way. I appreciate your balance Kate.
1) Brangie is as alive as George W. is as President
2) Johniffer is a hoax – they’ve never even slept together. Not enough room in their bedroom closet.
3) Angie’s into humans, animals and lots of toys. She loves oversized doggies.
4) Si, Si, no speaka englis. Thig crioch air an t-saoghal, ach mairidh gaol
te amo, RC
Reply
Do you see answer # 3, my question was -
are you saying Angie babie , damn I don’t even know how to guess, is into animals?
And his answer was-#3-
3) Angie’s into humans, animals and lots of toys. She loves oversized doggies.
Does that leave any other interpretation for you, because for me , it does not. In addition to that on the same day he posted that “only a lucky dog can move with her fantasy” that was in his blog, referring to BBT, and later he mentioned that BBT was also aware she is into dogs, “just ass BBT”
Sugar was very good about helping out in the beginning until Jolie got nasty with him. If you go back and follow what has happened, you will see what I mean. He offered her a chance to bury the hatchet, she refused, so …lol
Reply@Kate:
D’ya know what, granny? Shut the f*ck up and go back to your knitting. I give you the finger.
ReplyThis is from SR’s blog on Feb 20th, Brangie Oscar Angie vs Jen Fright Night-
…speaking of dogs, angie swings lots of ways…Angie heavy petting with a pitbull three years ago…The Queen of L.A. Bestiality…Just ask Billy Bob…Just ask JFriends…
This was what came right before the other story about Brad walking in on her in the bedroom…
Still think it is not a pitbull?
Reply@Angelina Jolie:
ReplyI do not engage in childish internet games. Not as old as you may think, and at this point, smarter.
AJ – read what I said on the other thread and don’t be a bitch now, its not helping your cause.
Reply@Keane:
Va donc te faire enculer chez les Grecs, lamentable connasse!
Reply@Keane:
“That thread is full of Ange’s bitches though coming up with one new username after another and they are always directed at me, nobody else.”
Surely you jest, you wackadoodle
Reply@ Kate – whether you think that is really Angelina or not depends entirely on whether you think all the other posters I pointed out were her too. Like she said, if you do then she is too. I’m sure all those people I pointed out were on Team Ange for all the reasons I’ve stated before. This “Angelina Jolie” poster appeared only after I made a threat that if she didn’t stop being such a bitch under the other usernames I would spread these stories a wee bit further than just the internet. (And I do have those contacts so it’s no empty threat). Then “Angelina Jolie” popped up and tried to suggest everything I’ve said was actually working in her favour thinking that would make me stop. But the reality is, I’m not doing this because i have a malicious intent towards her. There are an awful lot of things that I dislike about her granted, but that’s not my motivation. I just like to know the truth about anything and that’s why I’m here, and her little games only make it all the more intriguing to me. So, no, I don’t think its someone impersonating Ange.
Re: KW – I remember very clearly how my friend and her BF hated her. They used to rip the piss out of her mercilessly. They thought she was pretentious and also a fraud for playing the “fat girl from Reading” card over and over again when the reality is she’s very far from that. My friend dated one of KW’s first boyfriends who sadly died of cancer very young. Her BF was his cousin. That was the connection. So yeah I think KW is a bit of a fraud too. And the story about her is funny because I was only thinking recently that her and Sam Mendes must be one of the few HW cples who aren’t unfaithful to each other. And then I thought about it again and I thought, everyone’s at it in HW, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were no exception. And KW was recently quoted in the press as saying she was married to the perfect person or something. Damage control??? All these celebs have their little PR fraud operations going on don’t they now?
Reply@Keane:
ROTFLMAO
YOU KILL ME!!!!!!
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Keane–I always got the impression from your comments on Dlisted that are a little on the “intense” side. But now I am convinced that you are certifiably insane, Oxford degree and all your connections be damned!
ReplyKeep it up.
You FASCINATE me…babe.
@Kate:
“You are liable for what you put on here not Ian.”
Really? Well if so you have much to worry about… “granny” (lol) – because you’ve been spreading on this blog all the most defamatory rumors you could pick in the most stinking sewers of the internet, and I think you have a lot of nerve to lecture that poster (whoever he or she may be) while you yourself are breaking the law so indecently. Clean up your own mess before trying to clean up someone else’s.
Reply“So, no, I don’t think its someone impersonating Ange.”
I’m doubling with laughter. How easily manipulated you are, poor girl.
Reply@Keane:
I remember when he died, very sad story. KW, well no big surprise she is bi , she has done bi movies too and she is not shy about anything so not sure why anyone would consider this an assault against Sam, after all he knew who he was getting.
Did you happen to see the headline about “Is Jon Voight responsible for the death of Angelinas’s sister?” that is on one of the tabs this week? I had heard she had a sister, but did not know for sure if that was true.
I don’t think it is Jolie, she does not write like that or speak that way. She isn’t that articulate. Have you listened to her on tape when it has nothing to do with movies, or watched her when she is thrown a curve ball. lol no, maybe a minion from her camp, but not her. PA maybe.
Reply@ Angelina Jolie
Oh dear bitch, you’ve really gone and fucked yourself now. Game on then! You’ll get everything you deserve and more you pitiful, fucked up little whore. You had an out there and you chose not to take it, and now I have absolutely no sympathy for you whatsoever. I will enjoy watching your fraudulent little sham of a life implode. I hope Ian fucks you in the arse, over and over again. And if he needs me to do anything I can to help him I most certainly well. Dropping a line to the right people tomorrow. You dumb, arrogant bitch, reach for the pills.
ReplyOh “megan”, here we fucking go again. Do you never quit bitch? It took you to fuck the dog, Kate is merely picking her way through the dirtiest of your dirty laundry babe.
ReplyWhoever it is they’re all the same person and they’re on Team Ange. Look how “Angelina Jolie” has gone back to speaking French like the lovely Colleen did? I’m figuring its a bit of a team effort. And for those of you who don’t speak French she told me to go and get myself fucked in the arse and that I was a lamentable cunt. And there was I being nice to her, well that’s me done there.
Unfuckingbelievable – as much as I’m sure you’d love for me to say that that devastated me, I really couldn’t give a fuck and have no interest in making friends and influencing people on the internet. I’m just here for my entertainment and mine alone. Oh and if you’ve read me on Dlisted what is your username on there as I’m sure I’ll be familiar with it. You could of course have just made that up as I’ve said many times on this site the things you just said in your post. If you can tell me your username then I’ll know you’re legit.
Reply@megan:
Replyyes but mine are my opinions, I do not claim to be an insider, nor do I claim to be someone else, nor have I taken over their name, so therin lies the difference. It is called Free Speech. Now If I claimed I was her or he brother or Brad or worked in her home or had facts that would be different, but I have always made it clear that I don’t have any inside information, I post “what I think” or what I have read somewhere else and that is all. I know the boundaries.
@Keane:
“Do you never quit bitch?”
Same question to you. Can’t you just shut your piehole sometimes, when you’ve really got nothing to say? You and Kate are utterly exhausting… and you must be exhausted, too. A little holiday together would do you good, lol.
Reply@ Kate – yeah lesbianism and bisexuality is very common amongst actresses, I’ve always said there are far more gays in the theatre than anywhere else. And KW is not what she seems to be. But hey at least she stole the Oscar from “he is not mah son” lame-ass actress and reknowned dog fucker Jolie! Game on!
ReplySeriously bitch don’t even bother with this you’ve tried it so many times, it gets you nowhere. Before I was sympathetic to you but you’ve fucked that up completely and now I hope you get what you deserve: fucked over like you fuck over everyone else. And your endless personas get less convincing the more you dream them up, you can’t stop what Kate and I are saying here as much as I know you are desperately trying too. You had an out, you fucked yourself in the ass you sorry old cunt and now I’ll look forward to each new story that comes out and exposes you as the bitter, twisted fuck-up that you are. Good luck with your life babe. Careful with those pills now.
ReplyAnd again you stupid fucking twat, you use the same language from one post to another to give yourself away like a fingerprint every single fucking time. First “Angelina Joie” called Kate a “granny” and now Megan, quelle surprise. Your are categorically the worst actor/faker in the history of fakery. Now fuck off before you make life even worse for yourself. I’m dropping a line to the UK tabs tomorrow, just want to make sure they’re all reading this too. Up yours bitch.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyThanks Keane, but I am not bothered by the team efforts of who ever this is, and I feel it is a waste of time to really give them any bandwidth unless Ian identifies one of them as someone in her camp. Riling you up is exactly what they want. It gives them pleasure. Ignoring them pisses them off, so..lol..if they can not make you respond they will eventually go away or they can just talk among themselves here, which is fine too, and be ignored. No harm done. It is clear what is going on.
Game on indeed. Keane is pissed! I can feel it all the way in Virginia.
ReplyYeah its cool, its all a bit too tiresome for words now. Problem is, as I said in the other thread, I had sympathy for Jolie in certain ways and I don’t wish harm on anyone. But that’s all gone now. Read the end of the other thread and you’ll see why I’m angry. If she wants another enemy then she’s got one.
ReplyYeah I don’t think it gives them pleasure so much as they’re just desperate to discredit me and you (surprisingly more than Ian or SR). And having not been around for most of today and reading through your posts I can see why. You in particular are explainng everything SR has said in black and white in an abolutely categorical way so it can’t be misinterpreted. It is probably more powerful than Ian’s and SR’s posts – its making it all sound much more plausible and real. I can see why she/they would hate you. Good work! As for me its just cos I can spot a fake a million miles off, and this fake smells like Holie snatch to me.
Reply@Keane:
Huh, are you sure you’re all right, Keane? I began to suspect you were a bit perturbed when I read the Lindsay Lohan thread, but believing every new poster is your “behated” Ange and spitting empty threats and curses against a person who’s definitely out of your reach and about which you know NOTHING basically… well, sorry but this is just beyond insane. Believe me, Keane dear, all you need right now is a good shrink. Take care.
Reply@Keane:
“First “Angelina Joie” called Kate a “granny” and now Megan, quelle surprise.”
I called her so because I found it funny. Repeating it was mean, I admit.
Reply@Keane:
“I’m dropping a line to the UK tabs tomorrow, just want to make sure they’re all reading this too.”
Well, no doubt that the hacks will be grateful to you for one helluva laugh, but I’m afraid it might be at your expense.
ReplyThis is really completely pathetic and tiresome and I have no idea what you think youre achieving. Maybe you think if you keep at it for long enough then we’ll go away but your only a mild irritant. You think up a new name every few hours and introduce a new character who mysteriously knows everything there is to know about this site, Kate and I, and all the threads in detail so far without ever having cared enough to post before. Crap and dull.
Thanks babe, but I am fortunate in that I have never suffered from any mental illness but you and your crew would know all about mental health treatment and “shrinks” so its no surprise you bring it up. I think we’ve been down this road a few too many times already with Colleen in fact. Its obvious to everyone you’re just the same person, making up new names and saying the same thing in different posts under different names. You’re really crap at it. And as much as you’d like to believe my threats are empty I’m afraid I will be carrying them out tomorrow. And no my friends at The Sun, The Mirror, the NOTW et al will not laugh in my face but hopefuly they’ll get a great deal of amusement out of you! Hell, maybe they’ll even drop Ian a line and do a nice story on him, I’m sure it would be of interest to their millions of readers. And if they don’t want to go to press with it quite yet, I’m sure they’ll like to store it all up for future big splashes and exclusives when you’re fighting it out in the courts for custody of the kids. Yep that’s what I think I would do if I was them. And sweetheart, as much as you’d like to believe that I know no-one and am just making this up to scare ya, I made a documetary with the Managing Editor of The Sun, I know him personally. Asta la Vista bitchface!
Reply@Keane:
” I’m just here for my entertainment and mine alone.”
All very fine and good, however, I’m just sayin’, I also find you extremely entertaining.
My username on Dlisted is Mix Well
Reply@Keane:
“they’re just desperate to discredit me and you”
discredit you…WTF, discredit you with who? The other wackadoodles?
ReplyCool Mix Well – I think you’ll find that I’m pretty far from insane babe, astute and not easily duped yes, but insane no. Take care x
Reply@megan:
“Believe me, Keane dear, all you need right now is a good shrink. ”
AND A WHOLE LOTTA XANAX!!!!!!!
Reply@Keane:
“I made a documetary with the Managing Editor of The Sun, I know him personally. ”
REALLY?!?!?!! Tell me more!!!
Reply*pulling up chair, getting comfortable*
@Keane:
True, you’re not so much insane as you are out of your fucking mind!!!!
LOL!
Reply@ Mix Well – its been going on for a while, people coming on to defend poor defenceless Ange or say how boring these stories of bestiality are, just stuff that loons wouldn’t say in a million years. These people are not familiar with gossip sites. They target Kate and I over and over again because she translates SR’s posts and makes a very convincing case for what she’s saying, me cos I call them out all the time and show how obviously created they are by somone on Ange’s payroll. Ian’s source for his stories is a member of their staff, prob a nanny I would have thought, she reported back to him that AJ is obsessed with the site and petrified about what stories are going to come out about her next. She esp hates SR as he did the bestiality story and whoever he is, he knew her personally. The staff member said AJ had started posting on here and people called out who these posters were from word go. Its a very tiresome saga as they never give up – too much at stake! I didn’t know why they were bothering so much until I read some of Kate’s stuff today and realised what she (and probably me) are writing is making it sound more believable than just the posts alone. If I were on Team Ange I would just get a cease and desist and sue but she hasn’t done that, (has posted various lame excuses as to why, which are utter BS) and just carries on with this. Read the top of the story where the female lover said AJ e-mailed her today to say if she talked about the threesomes with presumably Brad, she’d sue him and her. That’s the gist. But no, I still don’t know why they’re so desperate to stop me and Kate, except maybe its the only thing they can do considering its prob all true.
ReplyKeane, I love it when you call me “babe.”
ReplySigh.
I’m good Mix Well and no I don’t want to tell you any more about the doc cos it will give away my real identity except to say it was on a very serious subject matter not to be joked about and was potentially highly explosive in a number of media and political circles. It was part of the most reputable channel in the UK’s most reputable strands. But I honestly don’t give a fuck what you think. Ta ra.
ReplyJust fuck off Mix Well, I don’t remember you ever saying anything remotely worth reading on Dlisted and the same is true now. Goodbye.
ReplyMy mind asking too many questions again. So, if Kimmy is saying that Angelina does not return her calls and this is dead issue, interesting that Angelina would have her email address still. Must not be all that far back in Angelina’s past.
Angelina sends a email threatening to sue if Kimmy reveals threesome’s (plural) with a “certain” actor. Now I find it curious that she did not threaten to sue Kimmy for revealing -lol-pardon me for laughing but this is kind of funny , the rest of this, and Lordy Lordy who knows what else, maybe a few other kinky things. She only threatens one thing, and that is “a certain actor”..must be a pretty important certain actor. So-that leads me to believe that it is also not all that long ago, like maybe when this “certain actor” was married to America’s Sweetheart. he he I bet Bradley thought he hit the jackpot. Damn, no wonder Miss Kimmy got dumped, he was (and I say was because after a few Pitbulls and plants and brothers, and pole dancing strippers he probably can’t feel anything) probably jealous, and sent her on her way. She was just too hot for him to handle, or too hot for him to watch his Ang handle. ha ha.
Ian , can I have a grade here please. If I am still in Creative Writing 101 do I get a F for that for being so off, or am I still in Writing 101 and then well I will just take a B.
or whatever you want to bestow.
he he I like this college class.
ReplyImportant Update: “Kimmy” just sent me an email saying this: “Ian, Angie just sent me an email saying if I mention threesomes we had with a certain actor she’s going to sue both me and you. Just wanted to let you know”.
Okay, I thought I posted this, so if this shows up twice, oh well. Does it seems strange to anyone else that Kimmy considers this a “dead issue” because Ang will not return any of her calls, yet when Ian posts this conversation she asap sends her a email telling her not to reveal the “certain actor”..
Just how far back could this really be if Ang has Kimmys email handy? Not that far back..certainly not years and years. Is is not a bit odd that Ang did not also threaten her to cease and disist with ANY info on her, like the kind of kinky sex they may have shared, any personal info, when this happened, but NO, all she is worried about is ,”do not reveal that we had threesomes (plural) with a “certain actor”..now why would that be so important and not anything else?
Could it be because that certain actor was married to America’s Sweetheat at the time? Did Kimmy get the boot because she was just too hot for him to handle, well not him, but too hot for him to watch her handle, just a bit jealous maybe..not now of ocourse, not after tryst with pitbulls, and her pole dancing sweetie slipping and sliding in the poo and piss, and well according to some of the blogging on here, is maybe ever her bro.
So why, is this such a big deal? So what everyone knows they cheated? So they had threesomes. Oh my I guess the kids don’t. hmmm. I guess the adoring public would be shattered to think Romeo and Juliet were not so oh in love.
OR if it is not Bradley, what other “certain actor” would be so important that would cause her to freak..anyone, at all? I can’t think of one, even if married. Come on Kimmy, give us a hint.
I wonder what Mama and Papa Pitt must think of all this. Bradley must feel like sticking his head in a cave somewhere and never comining out at this point. He is in for a humilitating year. He is done be oh so proud of his baby mama. JMO of course.
ReplyThis should make Keanes day- busy little man isn’t he?
This was on March 17-LOL
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/03/brad_pitt_appears_in_downtown.html
Movie star and social activist Brad Pitt made an appearance at Newark City Hall today for a private meeting with Mayor Cory Booker, city officials said.
The discussions centered around Pitt entering into a possible partnership with the city, said officials, who declined to provide more details.
The actor, who received an Academy Award nomination for his performance in, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” was later spotted on Halsey Street, near the Coffee Cave, one of the city’s newest cafes. Booker helped to promote the establishment when it opened in November.
The city also has made recent deals with basketball star Shaquille O’Neal’s development partners to buy the city’s only major movie theater and more than 41,000 square feet of nearby land.
O’Neal, a center for the Phoenix Suns, and a Newark native, also is partnering in a downtown development project to convert the city’s former science high school on Rector Street into a residential high-rise with 150 units.
ReplyI really can not stand this snooty witch Lainey , if nothing else it will be worth it to watch her go down in meltdown when her Pitt Porn melts away- here is her report today-
Pitt & Portman!
Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally!
Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. And with my girlcrush too? Oh la.
I know what you’re thinking, and you know what you’re thinking, and I’m thinking it too…but it’s a fried rice day, which means it’s a good day, so let’s not rile up those Brangelunatics. They can be so ultra sensitive, you know.
Pitt seems super busy for a dude trying to manage 6 kids. Many projects in the works – acquiring, producing, acting, click here for all the details, which totally means they’ll either adopt or get pregnant again.
As for those ridiculous reports that Angelina is throwing him out or they’re breaking up and Jennifer wants him back…
Right now, word is they are solid. Tight. Not splitting. Given that they tabloids have already called for their separation 9 times this year, you might want to choose from the opposite buffet table, non?
So according to HER sources they are tight, no split on the horizon. LOL is this the war of the sources. no she has crappy sources imo, but I do find it interesting that nothing Ian has reported has made it over to her. Nothing. She is oblivious to it. She idolizes them. I wonder if she is on payroll.
ReplyKeane said on March 18th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
. . .when you’re fighting it out in the courts for custody of the kids.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Excuse me but who are you addressing here? You really think you are talking to either Brad PItt or Angelina Jolie? Seriously?
ReplyNot long ago, there were many reports of Angelina Jolie quitting the acting business. That was music to my ears! But it was a lie! However, I will not put my money at the boxoffice for her films. Not after reading that dog story.
That is beyond deviant! Anyone who reads that and accepts it, seriously needs to reassess their spiritual path. Because they are way, way off center!
Brangeloonies remind me of Charlie Manson’s “family”. The things they were willing to do for him. And when he was incarcerated, sources from the jail informed us that he was getting bags and bags of fan mail. Mail from fanatics made him feel untouchable! And that’s just one case of fanatics willing to follow evildoers at any cost!
ReplyThis bit of info is available at many news sources.
@ Kate – yes I expect they’re keen to court Pitt and his money, its understandable. To be honest he offends me much less than she does. If he has aspirations to get into politics it wouldn’t bother me half as much as if he took that calculating, arrogant, egomaniacal witch with him. A screwed up fuck up who is prepared to exploit not only her partner but her children to get herself fame, money and power needs to stay the fuck out of politics as far as I’m concerned. Our world is twisted and fucked up enough already. And yes Lainey is definitely on the payroll, people like Perez and her write stories which are actually paid advertisements all the time. Advertising is abandoning tv for gossip blogs these days, hence the tv industry going into a tailspin in the UK right now. Some bloggers are more dishonest about it than others though.
@ Liz E. – come on bitch, you think I can’t remember you? You’re one of them babe. You can keep trying to catch me out but my memory is borderline photographic so you’re going to have to try a teensie but harder than that. Dumb bitch.
And quelle surprise, megan disappears the moment she realises I’m not making idle threats about spreading these stories a little further and wider than they are already. Silly, silly girl to fuck with people you don’t know on the internet. Now, the only question is, which one to call first?
ReplyIAN,- when do we get Part 2 on Kimmy and will it include the “certain actor” …tap tap tap….
and maybe the year this happened although since Jolie has Kimmy’s email handy I am guessing it was not way back prior to 2005…but still a confirmation would be nice..
Reply@Keane:
“@ Liz E. – come on bitch, you think I can’t remember you? You’re one of them babe.”
Welcome to the club, Liz!!!
“And quelle surprise, megan disappears the moment she realises I’m not making idle threats about spreading these stories a little further and wider than they are already.”
Sorry to disappoint, darling, Unlike you, I just had a very busy day away from my computer and from your cheap tabloid fantasies.
“Now, the only question is, which one to call first?”
Try The Lancet, they might be interested.
Reply@megan:
Replyor the British Journal of Psychiatry
@Keane:
Keane said on March 18th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
“Just fuck off Mix Well, I don’t remember you ever saying anything remotely worth reading on Dlisted and the same is true now. Goodbye.”
Well, I remember YOUR dlisted comments because they were almost as funny the bullshit you write here.
ReplyNow where did you get your degree again? I keep forgetting.
Call me, babe!
@ megan – long day filming was it? Thanks for the advice about the publication, but I think I’ll pick myself and I’m pretty sure which one to go for now. Will put in the call tomorrow “Megan”. And as for those “cheap” fantasies you were talking about now, the only “cheap” person I can think of is the one who was fucking the dog and indulging in a spot of pissing and shitting with the stripper…. no who was that again? I’ll leave you to ponder on that one, see if you can recall it in your memory now, hopefully the drugs haven’t blocked too much of it out! Have a great day filming bitch, mwah mwah.
UFB – yada yada yada. I know where I got my degree, where’d you get yours?
Reply[ Important Update: “Kimmy” just sent me an email saying this: “Ian, Angie just sent me an email saying if I mention threesomes we had with a certain actor she’s going to sue both me and you. Just wanted to let you know”. ]
Here’s a guess at who the ‘actor’ in the threesome is:
Okay, let’s assume that “Kimmy” is Jenny Shimizu. Further, let’s assume the actor in the threesome is male, and from one of Angelina’s movies, around the time she was with Jenny, in 1995 (according to who’s dated who). Also, we’ll have to assume it would be someone embarrassing to hear about, i.e. a well-known actor, but somehow a source of chagrin, whether or not they are attractive. Those are some big assumptions, but what the hell, we aren’t trying to solve cold fusion here or anything.
Jolie movies from 1995-1996: Without Evidence; Hackers; Love Is All There Is; Mojave Moon; FoxFire
We’ll drop ‘Without Evidence’ since it may be pre-Shimizu and has no famous male that I can spot, and drop ‘Hackers’ since Jonny Lee Miller was in that one and why would it be a shocker for her to be in a threesome with him? Here then are the well-known or semi-well-known males from the remaining movies:
* Love Is All There Is: Joseph Bologna, Dick Van Patten, Abe Vigoda, Paul Sorvino
* Mojave Moon: Danny Aiello, Michael Biehn, Alfred Molina, Corin Nemec, Peter MacNicol
* FoxFire: Peter Facinelli
Before you rule out the old guys, remember Jolie eventually married creepy old man Billy Bob Thornton.
I don’t know about you folks, but I’m hoping it was either Abe Vigoda or Dick Van Patten . . because that would be just so damn funny!
Source links:
Replyhttp://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/angelina-jolie.htm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/
Just a guess… Kimmy is really Jimmy (James Haven). The other actor???? maybe Brad Pitt
Reply@ cuze – now that WOULD be scandalous wouldn’t it? And just a bit too sickening for words. I think the person in question here is a woman though. And I think for now James Haven is on Ange’s side, not that he always has been I doubt. I’m pretty sure he makes money out of leaking info about her or details of her and Brad’s whereabouts to the press now and again. I mean what does he actually do for a living? I’ve never heard it said that he does anything….
ReplySomeone pinch me, please. I’m a humble little accountant in a small Sweedish town. I’m in my late forties and I wish I were as glamorous as miss Jolie, but no. I’m a dog lover though, if that can please you, but that “love” remains within strict limits, lol.
ReplyAs for “mysteriously [knowing] everything there is to know about this site, Kate and I, and all the threads in detail so far without ever having cared enough to post before”, with all due respect I can’t see what’s so mysterious about it. It just takes reading the threads before posting, which by the way I haven’t been brave enough to do, but your numerous recaps were very helpful, thank you.
“A real person would say I’m a 39 y/o credit controller from Michigan and I’m married with 3 children or someting, not that baloney.” – me, yesterday, on the SR thread.
“I’m a humble little accountant in a small Sweedish town. I’m in my late forties and I wish I were as glamorous as miss Jolie, but no.” – Megan today!!! Ha ha ha ha!
You really are hilarious ms msytery person, you copy my Guide to Sounding Like a Convincing Poster” to the letter, you’e a great student! And you even tried to make her sound like a loon too with the “I wish I were as glamorous as Miss Jolie” stuff which I explained for you in the same post – brilliant! You slipped up again though with the “I’m a humble accountant” business. Accountants aren’t “humble” you arrogant twat, they’re about 100 times more educated and trained than you! An Accountant is a well-paid, highl respected profession, unlike movie starlet and tabloid favourite! But to you an Accountant is just a “humble” little job isn’t it hilarious hey? And as for knowing everything that has gone before, you knew “Angelina Jolie” called Kate “granny” and you repeated it didn’t you, why may I ask, why would you insult this woman so? Isn’t being a “grandma” a great thing to be admired and respected? I believe the great and “glamorous” film star Jolie said she wants to quit acting (cough, bulshit, cough) and stay “home and become a grandma” (ha ha ha ha!). Or so she said in a recent interview anyway! And Swedish are you now? Funny that you’re not using any Swedish dialect or grammatical constructions then isn’t it, almost like English/American is your native tongue! And so strange how you never mentioned you were Swedish yesterday…. And BTW idiot, there aren’t too many Swedes called Megan!!!! Keep it up though you’re efforts are hilarious if totally pointless. And BTW…. the tabs loved it!!!! xx
Reply@I’m on the bidet:
ReplyDidn’t she also date Timothy Hutton when she was very very young? They were in a movie together. She was really cute then, btw.
@ I’m On the BIdet – I get the impression that this is not from some time ago otherwise why would she be so petrified about it getting out? Everyone knows she was wild back then and she openly bragged about being bisexual, using knives in sex, being great in bed etc it was USP. If it was from back then then it wouldn’t matter because it would have been the supposed “old Jolie”, the one who changed the supposed error of her ways when she met the “love of her life” Brad or so the PR myth would have us believe. My suspicions is the male actor is either Brad or AN Other from the time she’s been with him. She’s been rumoured to have been cheating on him with men and women all this time so it could be anyone that she’s met socially, not necessarily worked with.
And as far as the “love of her life” PR myth goes, I would say she used that to save her career from utter destruction for stealing another popular celebrity’s (and an “America’s Sweetheart”-type one at that) husband. It was the only course of action to save herself then but it has wound up creating her more problems in the long-run. If she’s never sold herself as the perfect partner and mother she wouldn’t be getting all the flack now. Its because she’s lied so much about who she really is that things have got so sticky for her. But I guess what choice did she have, it was either lose her career then or lose it, to a degree, now. I think the Brangelina phenomenon has backed them both into a corner so much now that neither of them can get out of it without getting an awful lot of egg on their faces. They were so stupid to think it was going to last forever when they got together and started the baby-making/adopting after they’d only known each other such a short time. And they were even more stupid to sell themselves as the perfect family when the relationship was based on such shaky ground. Plus ultimately I think they were both greedy and thought they could milk it for all the money and fame they could get. But that was such a bad idea cos now they’re quits they’re going to look ten times worse than if they’d kept it low-key. Sack the PR I say!
ReplySO many typos in that, hope you got the gist!
Reply@Keane:
ReplyThe other person in the threesome could’ve been Brad, but what if it was another co-star of hers? A married co-star. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t want it to get out. I’m just speculating here. She has made a few movies after M&MS.
Clint Eastwood anyone?
Reply@Keane:
Well, in the Cambridge Online Dictionary, the first meaning of humble is “not proud or not believing that you are important”, which is exactly what I meant.
ReplyMegan is not my real name of course, and I’ve been living in the States for quite a while when younger (I married an American actually, hence my americanisms). But why waste my time trying to convince you? I have a funny feeling that with you it’s always “damned if you do and damned if you don’t”. You’re deluded, stubborn and at the end of the day, a dreadfully tiresome person to deal with. I’m done with you.
@ megan/Mimi84/SuzyQ/Cookiss/ElizabethRX/Liz E/Colleen/Rhea ad infinitum – right back at you babe! And you always have some explanation up your sleeve to explain away all the holes in your story don’t you, shame that not a single one of them ever has the remotest ring of truth to it! Your like a child who has been caught out lying trying to convince the adults that what they’ve said is true. Its so embarrassingly bad I don’t know why you bother! But you did get one thing right I am extremely stubborn and it will definitely take more than childish excuses to change my mind. But deluded I most certainly am not, although I have to admit I am as bored of you as you are of me. And now you are going to scurry off like every one of your creations has done without ever having displayed a definite reason for or purpose for being here or wanting me to shut up so badly. So strange, almost like you…. well I’m sure we all know the score by now! Fare thee well Megan, and I eagerly await your next invcarnation. Much love x
ReplyJust a helpful note, for those who think this might be JS, see this opening commnet?
IUC: Can you prove you slept with Angie?
Kimmy – Are you kidding me? If you’re going to start doubting my story I’m out. You know well Ian that I was lovers with her. Why bring me here and ask me such nonsense.
JS and AJ had a very public affair, there was no doubt in anyone’s mind they slept together, certainly not her husbands at the time JLM. This is someone who Ian is asking, “How do I really know for sure you have had sex with Angelina Jolie” he is trying to authenticate the source. He would not need to do that with Jenny. Also Jenny made a comment not ever two weeks ago that she had no interest in Angelina anymore. I think this person is someone that she met long after JS. Since she would call Angelina (still has her phone number now? even though she is with Brad and he has changed just about all the locks lol) and she look how quickly AJ responded to her ONCE it was posted on here. Just pulled that email right up, didn’t she. Just a feeling that this person is not that far back in her past. FWIW
We need part 2. to really be able to discuss this one..not enough info here.
Reply@Keane:
ReplyGranny does not bother me, as I said, I started early, too early, long before HS graduation, still went to college , as did my children (went to college, not started early, I do not have grand kids yet, they are dedicated to their professions right now) I am younger than Brad Pitt, but I suppose that is pretty old. LOL
@Don’t have a name yet:
ReplyWhy can’t it be Brad, lol, sure it could. Think how pissed off he would be.
@Kate:
ReplyI’m not saying it can’t be Brad. I’m saying that it can also be any of her other married co-stars since Brad. Since it sounds like this Kimmy situation is recent.
@ Kate – I know hun, and I figured you were in the mid-40’s age category as well, I remembered what you said about having kids young, and you sure did! I have no idea how you got through college with children, its bad enough without. A TV Exec I know put herself through Oxford with a baby in tow, but then she is unbelievably hardcore! No I just pointed out the “granny” comment because “Angelina Jolie” used it, then it was swiftly used again by entirely new but oddly just as angry poster “megan”. Whoever is doing this is not concentrating on it one bit, they can’t comment without making a slip-up! And megan was so angry that I might want to call up a few journo friends and show them what an interesting gossip site I’d found. I just can’t imagine why that would bother anyone who wasn’t closely associated with Ms Jolie herself? And we all know it couldn’t possibly be someone like that could it cos Angelina is so above all this. Oh yeah there was that email to “Kimmy”, oh well, maybe she isn’t then. Go figure!
ReplyI suppose it could be someone other than Brad, but why be so upset to sue..without more info this is sort of a dead issue right now I guess.
Just ignore the rats, they usually leave when there is nothing to feast upon.
Reply@Keane:
“Fare thee well Megan, and I eagerly await your next invcarnation.”
How presumptuous! Just like AJ I’m afraid you have more than one frenemy, my friend. Just face it.
ReplyDid anyone notice that this story says “Kimmy” spills the beans to IUC (Part 1)? I didn’t notice that before, I wonder how many parts there are going to be? No wonder Angelina is shitting herself!
ReplyOh Ange love, you can’t just keep repeating everything I say like a parrot! I mean I know you’re only good at reading lines and speeches that other people have written for you but surely you can think up your own comment to make on a message board! The drugs can’t have fucked you up that badly surely! Lightweight! Yeah I have more than one enemy, its Ange and her multiple personalities and the voices in her crazy little brain, just like the Director of Girl Interrputed said, she’s just like her character in the film, utterly cuckoo! Still shagging your brother since you were a teen (allegedly, cough, ahem!) would do that to a person I would wager. Let’s hope she’s not so stupid to go back to him again. I mean, apart from anything, just imagine the press!
Reply@Keane:
ReplyHe is a VERY SUCCESSFUL Mary-Kaye representative which has earned him a pink Vespa, btw….;-)
@Don’t have a name yet:
ReplyYep, she dated Hutton, from 1998-1999, at least according to “Who’s Dating Who”
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/angelina-jolie.htm
@I’m on the bidet:
ReplyNot sure I ma understanding why someone from 10 years ago would be significant? Kimmy is still calling Jolie and Jolie still has Kimmys email, (Jolie emailed Kimmy, then Kimmy emailed Ian) so that is not from 10 years ago. The certain actor is of no consequence unless it is recent, in the last 5 years…imo. I would think it is from somewhere around 2004 and on. Oliver Martinez, Ethan Hawke, who cares? Honestly, does anyone? It has to be more important than that to count. jmo
If Kimmy started her relationship with Jolie pre Brad then it is not likely she has any kind of contract at all. Nothing to stop her from talking. Brad is the one that brought that onboard. AJ can not sur Kimmy for revealing her own lover lol. No. It got everyones attention though, didn’t it?
Reply@Keane:
What I got from the interview about the interviewee was 1) female, due to style of speaking and the name ‘Kimmy’, and 2) the person had been in a long-term relationship with Jolie, i.e. it was more than one encounter.
Only two females, Jenny Shimizu and Misty Cooper, are listed as dating Jolie at “Who’s Dating Who”:
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/angelina-jolie.htm
Shimizu seems to have had the longer relationship with Jolie (with complications from Madonna?); Misty Cooper seems to have been a one-time thing (though the way she talks sounds like the interviewee):
http://www.theradreport.com/2007/01/13/supermodel-angelina-jolie-and-madonna-were-both-my-lipstick-lesbians/
http://www.celebitchy.com/9540/movie_assistant_claims_angelina_jolie_seduced_her_almost_10_years_ago/
There’s an outside chance it was Karolina Kurkova:
http://famousignoramus.blogspot.com/2007/05/brad-angelina-in-threesome.html
Or, it could be someone else completely . . . those are the candidates I could find for now. If its not Jenny or Misty or Karolina, all we can do is look to Jolie’s apparent pattern – picking up women she works with on movie sets for sex. Unfortunately IMDB doesn’t include ‘lesbian’ as a database field.
What threat the actor in the threesome poses is interesting: is it a threat to her propagated image of an idyllic family/relationship, would it embarrass her or the actor or both, or maybe he would somehow connect her more strongly to rumors that she is ‘Fake a la Ferocity”? Hard to know – once you’ve admitted to everything, how can anything be a threat, and what hasn’t Jolie admitted to?
At least three people know the reason, and the only one talking to us is Ian . . . our curiosity will have to await his benevolence.
Until then, I still say ‘ABE VIGODA FTW’!!!
ReplyI don’t get one thing: how AJ never had some STD? Alos, I don’t get how can someone share a lover with that woman? the same goes with Brad Pitt, even a bathtub of bleach would never disinfect all the dirt.
Reply@Kate:
Hi Kate. I can think of a few reasons an older relationship could still be damaging, as below, but you are right, any of those reasons would have more impact if was recent instead of some time ago.
1) Jolie claims to honor the relationships of others, out of seeing the damage her father’s behavior caused her mother, i.e. she claims she didn’t interfere in the Aniston-Pitt relationship because she believes that is wrong
2) Jolie claims concern for children, such that she uses her resources to adopt and provide for many children not birthed by her
If for example the threesome included people who were presumably happily married, but none to each other, would be damaging to premise one, and two premise two if the families of the married person(s) included children. Honoring your condition of 2004 or later, try looking for married people with children on one of her movie sets, but that’s pretty hard to do. If one adds that protecting Pitt is part of her motivation, maybe look for people he presumably knows, because betrayal by a friend would make it hurt that much more.
Taking in consideration that Ian now says Jolie and PItt are breaking up, I have to conclude though that what I’ve listed above is largely irrelevant, why would she care except maybe for positioning herself legally for the breakup? I really don’t know.
For now I still like option 3), ‘just plain embarrassing’. Again using 2004 or later, one can only guess . . . maybe Colin Farrell during the movie ‘Alexander’ – he was considered hot at the time, but now his image seems a bit more seedy, so she wants distance? Again, I really don’t know.
If the relationship is a recent one, we should get Jolie to run the CIA, because everything she does nowadays is photographed by at least 10 paparazzi and talked about by another 10 snitches who are highly motivated to catch her in a scandal – if she can get herself into a threesome under those circumstances, and not be caught, the girl has serious skillz.
Reply“I cannot look at myself in the mirror if I slept with a married man”. Well, SKANK, you sure have not looked in the mirror in almost 4 years!
ReplyMangelina and James are back together. How sick is that. It’s a love triangle Brad, Mangie, & James. Stu-Pitt better work overtime.
ReplyClint Eastwood would be a scandal.
Reply@I am not surprised:
ReplyHe would definitely be a scandal. LOL I thought about him. yuk now that would make Kimmy pretty recent though , yes. Unless it happened while she was filming but she was pregnant then, and before she was pregnant she looked like a skeleton, but Clint just fawns over her.
Ian needs to give up part 2.
ReplyI love this site. Those of us who see, believe, and live the truth are awesome!
Reply@Sammy:
ReplyHere here, me too, with you on that one. Now, who is the certain actor, and who is Brad’s producer friend, and who is the person one of them is involved with..we have 3 riddles to solve…
@Kate:
ReplyDidn’t she get pregnant while she was filming with CE?
Re: Clint Eastwood, not only did he gush about how gorgeous she was, “the most gorgeous face in the world” – and I know he was trying to promote his movie but even for that it seemed over-the-top and insulting to his wife – but Ange was pictured kissing his wife on the lips, eyes closed, at The Changeling premiere. Not the first way I would greet my boss’s wife! The mind boggles with them really: threesomes, foursomes, wife-swapping, who knows what they got up to if they did…. and yeah AJ bedding one of America’s all-time Movie heros would be scandal indeed. Enough to wreck her career for good if it was true.
ReplyThe most gorgeous face in the world? Someone, please, stop me from being sick. I like Clint Eastwood but he has horrifying taste in women.
Reply@Nancy:
ReplyAnd then some….wasn’t BBT married..oh, he was engaged, right?
@Kate:
regarding “Is Jon Voight responsible for death of Angelina’s sister?” if this headline existed, it was sure brief and was quickly killed. I have been all over the place googling. can’t find much. couple of wild ideas i found by some “riddle solving” by some commenters out there. these are in no way being claimed to be true! just wild guesses…
- if A was impregnated by her bro, and JV insisted upon termination, it could have been a girl – AJs daughter and sister.
- if JH was born w/ ambiguous gender, JV wanted a boy, “death” of sister.
Reply