IUC Exclusive: Lindsay Escapes Warrant; ex male lover “Tim” opens up to IUC, Who do you think “Tim” really is?
Lindsay Lohan caught a break today – (Read This) But She ain’t off the hook with IUC. I interviewed an ex lover of Lilo recently. He refused to have his real name published in fear Lilo might sue. here’s part of the interview:
IUC: Did you sleep with Lilo?
“Tim” - Most definitely, several times.
IUC: Did she use drugs?
“Tim” – none of your fucken business.
IUC: Why? This is important stuff that my readers want to know.
“Tim” – we partied our asses off. It’s easy to figure out the rest.
IUC: Did you fuck her?
“Tim” – Many times.
IUC: How was she in the sack?
“Tim” – She’s a hot number, once you get her going she’s one fucked up horny bitch. She does anything I want. She’s the best fuck I’ve ever had.
IUC: How do I know you’re for real?
“Tim” – Because if you google me asshole it’s easy to prove. I’ve been with her dozens of times.
IUC: Do you think her and Sam will last?
“Tim” – Most definitely, as long as Sam agrees to let Lindsay get some cock on the side.
Who do you think “Tim” is – let us know.
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Callum Best?
ReplyI thought the same as Keane.
Reply@Keane:
LOL that’s my guess! So Ian are you going to reveal who it is?
ReplyI can see the journalism here is … hmmm… classy! Think I’ll make this my first and last visit!
ReplyMeh, could be any douchebag this skank has “dated”, they all seem to treat her with the amount of “respect” she deserves, that of the junkie whore trash that she is. What’s pathetic is that if LL read that, she’d take it as a compliment…”Hell yeah, I’m the best fuck he ever had. Damn right”….
ReplyLL is straight up gay for pay right now. SamRo is the biggest idiot on the planet if she doesn’t see that. Oh well. She gets what she deserves imo. The only skeezer arguably a rung lower on the useless whore ladder is Paris Hilton.
Who else could it be?!
@ Lou Dalziel – it surprises me that you would take the time to register under a username and post a comment to the effect that you won’t be coming here again. When I come across websites that I find so beneath me I tend to click on past without stopping for breath. And yet you went to the trouble of posting that this was the first time you#d visit this site and you won’t be back. If I did that every time I encountered a lame website I would never leave my laptop! Its almost like you have a vested interest in trying to discredit Ian’s stories! Now call me suspicious, but in the light of the rather interesting stories that have been posted here of late, what does anyone think that could be I wonder? (And I keep telling you the clue is in the name, will you ever learn?!)
ReplyThis is rude and crude of you Ian – maybe someone someone should start looking into YOUR life and posting hearsay stuff on the internet about you. I’m done with you, you used to be entertaining, now you are nothing but a cad. A legit journalist . . . doubt it.
ReplyThis site is excellent, authentic and is being widly bitten. Ian, get your attorneys on the job! Time for you to get the credit you so richly deserve.
I linked over from DataLounge, there, a troll is using your blind items as their own insider information.
As for LiLo, there is a coffin looking for a body she’s in pain from being a childhood sexual abuse survior-
Replyall those young Disney stars were din-din for H’wood perverts. Note the Olson Tweeks!
Take a look at “who’s dated who” for Lohan –
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/lindsay-lohan.htm
If accurate, that’s 45 suspects (safe to say Ian, exceptional journalist though he is, does not have the ability to recently interview Heath Ledger, or it would be 46) – it could take years to figure this one out.
ReplyOops make that 40 suspects since Ian indicates “Tim” is male.
ReplyThat little prick Callum Best is british..
Replybut that guy doesnt sound very british to me
Could be any mischievous joker fancying himself as LL’s lover.
“She’s a hot number, once you get her going she’s one fucked up horny bitch. She does anything I want. She’s the best fuck I’ve ever had.”
This hot fantasy is enough to give that guy away. I just don’t buy it.
Besides, why would a consenting and presumably well paid interviewee insult his interviewer all way long? Doesn’t hold water for one sec, sorry.
Reply@ Cherie – nah he was raised in LA. Mother is British I think and George Best was (Northern Ireland), but Callum was brought up in the states and talks with an American accent. He’s done a lot of reality tv in the UK so I’m quite familiar with how he speaks, and its like that.
Reply@ jesushatesyou – to be fair I think there are more than enough real lovers of Lindsay’s out there that Ian wouldn’t need to make one up. And its not exactly a riveting story is it? If I was gonna make up a source and a story I’d say something a little bit more interesting than that!
ReplyEveryone knows Lohan is a party girl so no scoop there. But what this guy says and then Ian reports is a little crass for my taste. The guy is trash no matter who it is.
ReplyHuh? Wait a minute, Halpie… are you actually telling us that Lindsay Lohan is a closeted hetero and Samantha is her beard? What a shock!
ReplyKeane=ass lick
ReplyFrom what I can tell, Tim or whatever his name is aroggant as hell and has no clue about real intimacy between two people. He’s all about himself(”google me”,”do whatever I wanted”). Drunk or high does not amazing sex make. Amazing sex involves two people, giving and receiving for mutual gratification. He can’t be that good a lover if its all about him.
Reply@ Amused – please go fuck yourself dearie.
ReplyTim says, “…if you google asshole…”. Ok then. Let’s all google asshole and see what we get. I bet it’ll be Calum Best. Or even Greasy Bear (sad I forgot his real name). The guy who called her Firecrotch.
ReplyMeh, Linds is one of those celebs who just doesn’t interest me anymore. She’s already hit the heights of druggiedom and skankdom and can’t go any further. Once a celeb has reached their zenith of bad behaaviour I lose all interest (Brit is another example). They’re just washed up, faded old disney tarts to me.
@ TestT – I’ve never heard that before, about Linds or the Olsens, but it figures considering how they turned out. Is that widely rumoured/known? Also wasn’t Jamie-Lynn Spears’ baby supposed to be fathered by one of the execs on her tv show rather than the boyfriend. Its all far too gross – not to mention illegal – for words if true.
ReplySo LIndsay really IS still doing drugs? I was totally buying her sobriety. HA!
Replythis guy sounds like a celebutard douche. it’s either Brandon ‘Greasy Bear’ Davis or Brody Jenner.
ReplyGood one Mimi84 posting on another thread like I suggested, you’re sounding more convincing all the time! Now correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t you say you had something much better to do than following this blog like pissing and shitting incontinently in your garden? Lol. You are a gem.
Reply@Keane:
Could you please stop insulting people gratuitoulsy? How gross. Who do you think you are, the custodian of the temple or what?
Reply@Keane:
@Keane:
Could you please stop insulting people gratuitoulsy? This is gross. Who do you think you are, the custodian of this blog or what?
Reply@Keane:
Could you please stop insulting people gratuitoulsy? This is gross. Who do you think you are, the custodian of this blog or what?
ReplyKeane. Do you own this blog? No, didn’t think so. Why do you think you have the right to say who can and can’t post here? You spend an awful lot of time here for someone who works on documentaries (why do i have the song daydream believer in my head ROFLMFAO)
ReplyBtw you remind me of topbrit for some reason-can’t imagine why.
Aw, leave poor Keane alone. She not right in the head.
ReplyYep Megan hilarious, one of your many alter egos, mimi87876798 was it, already discussed her love of pissing and shitting incontinently, so the insult came gratuitously from you/her! And you obviously were so prooud of that little comment you posted it twice, trouble with the Blackberry again, at least you kept to the same name this time hey, bit of a slip-up with Cookiss/SuzyQ. And anon, another little attempt, sweet! Well babe I don’t recall ever saying anyone could post here or cou;dn’t so nice try but fail again! And keep trying with the reading comprehension hun, I’m not making docs right now, but even if I was I’d always find a little place in my day to come here and laugh at you all. And don’t worry Anon/Megan/whichever name you’re going to use next, I’ll look forward to seeing the next story Ian has up his sleeve to trash you tomorrow. Sleep well bitches!x
ReplySleep well bitches? LOL. If you’re any older than 13 you SERIOUSLY need help.
ReplyIn fact, if it was announced you were a mental patient tapping away from your little padded cell I don’t think anyone here would be in the least bit surprised.
Hi Anon, you already said that one under the guise of “Colleen”. And “Angelina Jolie” resorted to the not so great French just like “Colleen” did too. Quelle surprise and how fucking tedious. And you’ve already accused me of being Kate under the name “Angelina Jolie”, so its no surprise you are now saying I’m also “topbrit” under the guise of “Anon”. Ha ha ha! Unfortunately dear most people don’t have any cause to create multiple identities on the internet, unlike your poor, desperate self! And you’re so right babe, no-one makes films but you do they dear? You’re so special and above us mere mortals right hun? Wrong! Lots of people work in tv and lots of people make films, its extremely hard work for everyone but you spoilt, pampered, overpaid precious actors. But oh no, I forgot, I couldn’t possibly work in that industry cos its only the chosen ones like you who do right? You’re priceless. And as I’ve said many a time your celebrity does not impress me one iota, I’ve met many people as and more famous than you and there is nothing remotely remarkable about them. They are merely people who work in front of rather than behind the camera, big fucking deal! I think you’ll need to go looking more in the impressionable teen category if you want to find someone who will make you feel that you are somehow a special being. You’re not, you’re just as average as everyone else, take away your BS and what do you have, just a lonely, sad little fuck up who hasn’t got anyone to trust or anyone to love her. I feel sorry for you really I do. Now I really must get on with e-mailing these tabs, catch you all (cough, ahem) later bitches!
Reply@Keane:
“Now I really must get on with e-mailing these tabs, catch you all (cough, ahem) later bitches!”
Okay, darling, just do it right now and we’ll see… or we won’t. As far as I’m concerned I don’t care a damn. I’m not a tabloid addict (God knows!), I’m not a celebrity gossip aficionado and I’m just passing through. On second thought, I’m a bit ashamed of my part of responsibility in driving you madder than you already were before I came in. My apologies. I think you’re having a hard time on this blog and I sympathize. I wish you all the best.
ReplyI feel the same as megan and will no longer respond to any of Keane’s comments. It’s making me feel uncomfortable witnessing her gradually losing all grip on reality.
ReplyIan, if you’re reading this please think about how seriously some people take the things you write!
@ megan – oh megan babe, thanks so much for the sympathy, but don’t worry my darlling I’m havign a ball on this blog, there’s nothing more interesting than seeing how utterly stupid someone could be over and over again! You really aren’t anywhere near as clever as you think you are now are you? And no why should you be remotely worried about the British press reading all the Jolie dirt, after all you are just a humble Accountant from Sweden in her 40’s who wishes she was as glamorous as Ms Jolie, aren’t you? Why would it bother you? But Kate, she bothered you didn’t she? Kate and her detailed and categorical assertion that yes SR was definitely referring to dog-fucking. She made you mad huh? No why should you worry about the Brit press, after all, they can’t say half the things that can be said on the internet. But maybe when Ian’s book comes out, they might want to do a little serialisation with him huh, just to make sure it reaches the masses and all. We’re all big Angelina Jolie fans after all, I do look forward to reading about what a great mom, humanitarian and actress she is. Can’t wait!
And its interesting you say that anon/megan/everyone else – because it was you who directed the comment to me, giving up so soon? And you are quite right, people are taking this all VERY seriously aren’t they? Particularly Angelina Jolie it seems with her e-mailed threat of legal action against “Kimmy” and Ian if he reveals details of your threesomes with Brad, Tom, Dick or Harry, cough, ahem. Sounds hot! Well, except for Angelina’s taste in women, come on now, you can do better than that! Anyway, I continue to enjoy our little game of chess and am disappointed that “megan” is leaving and “anon” won’t respond to me any more… but I’m sure you’ll be back with bells on! Mwah mwah x
ReplyOh and I emailed them yesterday doll, no time like the present. Now just thinking who to drop a line to next…
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