IUC Exclusive: Vegas Promoter Offers Millions to Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie to finally Meet Face to Face – In The Ring
Will Oprah get the post fight exclusive?
There was the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thrilla in Manila. Now
brace yourself for the Catfight in Sin City.
For years, the media and the public have been speculating about the
encounter of the century – the moment when the harlot and the cuckold
first meet face to face. Time and again, they teased us with the
promise of an imminent meeting. Just last Saturday, the world held
its breath in anticipation at the prospect of Jen clawing out
Angelina’s eyes out at the Night Before the Oscars bash, only to have
our hopes cruelly dashed once again when Brangelina failed to show.
Now IUC learned that a Las Vegas promoter is offering each starlet $5
million to a charity of their choice if they meet each other in the
ring for a celebrity pay per view boxing match at the MGM Grand
reminiscent of the classic bout, Tonya Harding and Paula Jones in
2002. “What better venue for their first ever face to face meeting
than in the ring,” a Vegas source tells IUC. Expect the announcement
of the offer at a press conference next month.
Will the fight ever happen? Of course not. It’s obviously a cheap
publicity stunt. Still, it’s fun to contemplate the prospect of Lara
Croft whipping out her twin magnums and ensure that Brad never gets a
chance to rekindle the old romance. If I’m wrong and the fight does take place, let us know who you think will win.
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- Tags: Angelina Jolie, jennifer aniston
Ian, Angie would knock Jen out in a Las Vegas minute. She’s very fit, strong and dangerous. Have to ask you a question. Is your Sugar Ray the same Sugar Ray from the Bronx who threatened to sue Mayor Bloomberg last year on NY radio for $500 million because of some family dispute. Would be interesting to know.
ReplyKnock Jen out in a minute? lmao. Angie is all skin and bones. Jennifer is the fit and toned one. I would put my money on Jen.
Although this would be sweet to see, I don’t see either of them agreeing to it.
ReplyAn ex-boyfriend of mine told me that when it comes to fights its not how hard you are but how angry you are that is the decisive factor. So in this particular face-off, my money would be on Jen, every time!
Replyi’ve seen a few youtube vids of Tonya Harding’s boxing; this seems to be useful for her for venting purposes
ReplyHi all…Just as an FYI…The term “cuckold” is exclusively used for a male whose wife takes other partners; a woman whose husband strays in such fashion is known as a cuckquean…
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