IUC Gaydar: (oops the previous headline was incorrect – this is the good one)Only Three Top Action Heroes Not AS Bent As a Nine-Bob Note – Who?

Posted on February 24th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Which trio here is not Gay?

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Bubba said on February 24th, 2009 at 9:38 am

I would like to pick:-

Van Diesel
Jackie Chan
Wesley Snipes

I bet the others are probably bi anyway,
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JustGuessing said on February 24th, 2009 at 10:15 am

Vin Diesel
George Clooney
Wesley Snipes
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Keane said on February 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am

Mr T
Vin Diesel
Stephen Segal or Bruce Willis
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Bob in Austin said on February 24th, 2009 at 11:08 am

Vin and Jackie Chan are for sure so that only leaves one more.
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Cherie said on February 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am

Vin is for sure. but heck no way is Jackie Chan one.
he’s well known to be a playboy in Asia.
check out all the sweet young things in his chinese movies.
he casts them for mostly one reason
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VancouverHigh said on February 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

By gay, does that include bi people too?

Which Batman is that? If it’s Clooney, then there’s one gay person, ‘tho Bale is allegedly bi.

Diesel is apparently gay.

Spiderman – Tobey Maguire’s had rumors following him around for years that’s he’s gay.

Jolie – bi.

There was a rumor that Bruce Willis has dabbled in same sex lovin’.
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Kate said on February 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

All of them.
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section9 said on February 24th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

WWTPBD?=”What Would The Pit Bull Do?”
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dina said on February 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Hmmm….I would guess:

Steven Segal
Vin
Sigourney
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egm said on February 24th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

I just wonder how “progressive” someone can claim to be if they call gays “bent as a nine bob note”.
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Keane said on February 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

egm – I think its tongue-in-cheek, I’m gay and I don’t personally find it offensive and I would use these expressions myself for comedy value or emphasis!
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Lindalee said on February 24th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

@Bubba:
Huh? He’s not asking for who is gay. He’s asking for who’s not. Vin Diesel is the most obvious one of all. He is definitely gay. So is Jackie Chan.
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Lindalee said on February 24th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I assume Billy Bob is gay. He acted as the beard for Angelina after the scandal about her consensual incestuous relationship with her brother threatened to kill her career and she needed a boyfriend in a hurry who wasn’t related to her. It’s possible that Billy Bob agreed to the job because it would help his own career, but usually the beard is gay, so it’s mutually beneficial for most parties.
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Kate said on February 24th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

okay since it is reworded I will try to play-
Sean Connery
S. Weaver
Mr. T
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Keane said on February 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Ah yes I was confused about that, I thought there were more gay ones than 3! Three that aren’t, well the mind boggles again but I think Billy Bob is straight (a randy goat) so I’l go:

Billy Bob
Sean Connery
Kiefer Sutherland?

Which if I’m right would make Lucy Liu gay – if so, good! And Sigourney Weaver – interesting!
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Keane said on February 24th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

@ Lindalee

SO the general consensus is that Angelina did have an incestuous relationship with her brother then? Has this been talked/heard about much before then?
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JustGuessing said on February 24th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

I completely missed out. Thought it meant which 3 WERE gay. Guesses as to NOT:

Sean Connery
Bruce Willis
Billy Bob Thornton
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Alif said on February 24th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Jackie Chan
Mr. T
Steven Segal
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ffleur said on February 24th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

Bond, James Bond did body building ages ago. I’ve seen pictures of him posing and his hairy chest & back are shaved smooth. Can you imagine the mountain of hair after that? Anyroad, that could mean he dabbled a bit.

Not gay:
Keifer (my sweetie) Sutherland
Jackie Chan (just a quess, don’t really know)
S. Weaver (I can’t spell her first name! – but truly – its actually “Susan”)
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mookie said on February 25th, 2009 at 7:49 am

straight: Jackie Chan, Mr T, Steven Seagal, possibly Billy Bob Thornton and Kiefer Sutherland
gay: Vin Diesel
bisexual: Angelina, Bruce Willis, Sean Connery, Sigourney, Wesley Snipes, Bruce Willis
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Bubba said on February 25th, 2009 at 8:33 am

Lindalee – sorry, I think I’m still reeling from the fact nearly everyone appears to be gay or bi in Hollywood, I wasnt expecting it to say ‘not’ gay….
OK my 3 new nominations for being no gay are:-
Steve Seagull – like the ladies far too much or not as the case may be (knocks them about!)
Bruce Willis – although by rights he should be at least bi
Lucy Lui – just cos I cant pick anyone else
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GlamarousAmazon said on February 25th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

My guess would be: Steven Seagal, Sean Connery & Wesley Snipes
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Keane said on February 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Bubba – there are always gonna be a higher proportion of gay people in the theatre/film than there are i n real life. It just attracts gay people and it always has. I always find it hysterical how most people accept that you get a lot of gay people in theatre, but that most film actors are straight! They’re the same type of people, just crossing from one medium to another. Are they suppsoed to have got a sexuality transplant on the way?! Anyway, not laughing at you sorry, just the strange mentality of people in general!
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