lack of whoopee…ex Mrs. Pitt no tactile stimulation…neural receptors…every pore every pulse..just like Morrissey…Jen no like fun in the sun…laid bare before us…abstention from the gods…Johnny B. Goode…just like Rock Hudson…no one can enter…not even Cameron Diaz…No triple decker sandwich with Brangie…Jen no reachy out to humans…can’t understand her identity in its own genesis…same emotional [...]

Commiseration pours in…press miscalculated stress couple can bear…Brangie’s desire to go into litigation…bales of documents on their bedroom floor…looks pale drinking Grey Goose…forever in the tracks of terrified children…more barbs than they can carefully count…no friends come and visit…all that glitters is not gold…A pooch’s tongue freed from its palate…just a minor episode in the [...]

Best Oscar show in years.  As predicted here, Sean Penn took best actor for his outstanding performance in Milk.  Congrats to everyone on Slumdog for restoring our faith that good films actually win awards.  Brangelina  jumped the queue at the bar to get a drink. When they realized what happened, they apologized to everyone, looking very [...]

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