Sugar Ray Ramone Catone: Beauty And The Beast

Posted on February 22nd, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

Still bouncing from the Night before…raunching and rheuming in the star studded orgy…a tree outside…Angie Jolie smooth as a plasterer…saw Jen, no sign of Brangie…War&Depression there…only a lucky dog can move with her fantasy…the hick with intellectual yearnings…her brow furrows when she thinks too hard…Brad’s latissimi dorsi muscles not enough for beatific looking Jolie…trouble at the barn…transcendent b.s. from this toothbrush couple…more manana after the tranny Oscar party I’m attending…

                                                                             Te Amo, Sugar Ray RC

Beauty and The Beast Update:                                   

  1. Kick said on February 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    what?

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  2. Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Still bouncing from the Night before (has a hangover)

    …raunching and rheuming in the star studded orgy (the pre Oscar party)

    …a tree outside…Angie Jolie smooth as a plasterer – ?????????????????????????????????????????

    …saw Jen, (she was there)

    no sign of Brangie…War&Depression (Brangelina did not show due to fighting and depression)

    …only a lucky dog can move with her fantasy (a guy that can put up with her weird sex and taboo way of life mental state)

    …the hick with intellectual yearnings… (Billy Bob Thornton)

    her brow furrows when she thinks too hard…(?????????????????????????????????????????????)

    Brad’s latissimi dorsi muscles not enough for beatific looking Jolie- (not quite sure here, those muscles wrap around the heart, they are the ones body builders work to get the V shape. Beatfic can mean Saint Angelina or the joyful, happy, peaceful, lots of things…) ?????????????????????????????????????????

    …trouble at the barn…transcendent b.s (still fighting beyond comprehension)

    . from this toothbrush couple (got no idea what a toothbrush couple is) ????????????????????????????????

    …more manana after the tranny Oscar party I’m attending…

    Best I can do- Kate

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  3. Cathy said on February 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    wtf is he sayin…
    I think he is full of sheet. sorry.

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  4. Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Sugar Ray is saying that he went to the pre Oscar party, that Jen was there, that Brangelina did not show up, they are fighting like in war, and they are depressed (before she said WW# and she was depressed) that the only man that is lucky enough to handle Jolie the( BEAUTY )and keep her with the fantasies and mental weirdness she has and drugs and crap is a redneck hick with the intellectual desire to impress her is Billy Bob Thornton (THE BEAST) , that there is so much bullshit fighting going down at the Jolie Pitts that it is beyond comprehension, and I am not sure but I think she is saying that she is trying to make a decision to stay or go , that Brad does not have what it takes to keep her there.

    That is what I get from it.

    Sugar Ray how did I do? Is Ian right, BBT and Jolie are a done deal, Brad is out and the Beast is in?

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  5. Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    @Cathy:

    Then just skip this site. That is why I skip the frauds at Data Lounge. :)

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  6. Kick said on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:02 am

    @Kate:
    You are the BEST! You totally translated it and made it make sense to me ! I think “toothbrush couple” may be two people who live together but not married? Am I close?

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  7. Kick said on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 am

    There was NO affection between them tonight. they didnt even hold hands when they were announcing the nominees for their categories.
    she looked pissed off and unhappy on the red carpet and he looked like he was trying to put on a good act but she kept walking away from him.
    during the show, when penelope cruz won, angelina stood up and brad didnt, and she leaned down as if to say “stand up!!!!” and all of a sudden he jumped to his feet. he was about the only one left not standing.
    what a prickish couple. i’m glad they didnt win.

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  8. ffleur said on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 am

    I thought “toothbrush couple” meant people who put on a big white smile to pretend all is well, when in fact, it is not.

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  9. TBanks said on February 23rd, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Did you happen to see Brad & Angie sitting next to each other at the Oscars, and her arms were crossed in a position of ‘don’t touch me!!!’ There was absolutely NO affection between the two. They were just there to show up. Quite a difference between Diane Lane & Josh Brolin – affectionate and hoding hands. Among other couples. Brangie is OVER!!! Poor kids of theirs. Karma is a ‘B’… And they’ve got it – only a matter of time when it officially ends. Jennifer – even tho I’m not crazy about her, will WIN!!!!!

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  10. kick said on February 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 am

    @ffleur:
    That makes more sense regarding a toothbrush couple and it sounds just right for bp and aj.

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  11. Kate said on February 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 am

    @Kick:

    I noticed that he leaned into her instead away from her alot, even when Jen was right in front of them, and even though they didnt touch they talked quite alot during the show, him to her, and there are several pics of her hanging all over him like she always does, but he is still. Lainey of course has them on a honeymoon.

    So who do we believe at this point, are they in or are they kaput?

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  12. kick said on February 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    @Keane:
    I think the leaning in and talking was all staged. Their body language said it all to me. They didnt even hold hands during the introduction of their nominations. No love at all. Remember, they were in the front row and all cameras were on them most of the night. They put on a good act but there was something “off” about them on the red carpet.
    I am talking to a friend tonight in LA who may be able to give me more info! :)

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  13. Kate said on February 23rd, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    @kick:
    I looked at all the pics and I see what you mean, she was deliberately holding herself away from him, her eyes have bags under them, he seems kind of animated though. He and she have said in several interviews he is the planner and she just puts on her boots and goes. If he and Jen coordinated the who pre Oscar thing it would not surprise me what he may be planning now. He will never let this take him down. He is far too obsessed with his image.

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