IUC Poll: Which snake does Angie prefer – Brad’s, Billy Bob’s, Her Brother James, or the one in the photo? let us know…

Posted on February 22nd, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Bits

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Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 am

Well since Brad says he is hung like a hamster and BBT is hung like a horse, and this beastility stuff is a little hard to believe without any proof, eww, let alone incest, and she has been talking to BBT I will say him.

Although, if she is whacked as Sugar Ray says, how would we ever know?

Needs to be committed. Poor kids. Hope they are not next. JMO
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just saying said on February 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 am

Another vote for BBT. Brad is supposed to be rather small.. and my mind just won’t allow me to go there with the snake..sooooo…BB it is.
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Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 am

Well she did say he was the biggest she ever had and the best, lol.
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just saying said on February 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 am

oh, and I wanted to add… I give James more credit than that..
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Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 am

I suppose, who knows what went down years ago. I am a little surprised that Brangelina has not shut this down yet, I keep waiting to pull this site up and it be gone. lol
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just saying said on February 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 am

Jlo doesn’t look like such a bad idea for Brad now , eh?
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Kris said on February 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 am

man, she is really twisted. she has always creeped me out because she morphs into a totally different person every few years.

i keep thinking the same thing kate does: everytime i sign on to the site, i’m expecting it to be taken down or something!
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luna said on February 22nd, 2009 at 6:16 am

Well you can wait forever until this site gets shut down. On the internet everyone can accuse anyone of everything with having to fear legal consequences.
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petra said on February 22nd, 2009 at 7:08 am

@Luna- thank God for that, there aren´t enough whistleblowers in the world so far, and mainstream media is usually to frightenend to give them enough space
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sammy said on February 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 am

keep this site going. all these lies are fucked up, but kinda funny that any-one believes this shit!
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Keane said on February 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 am

Re: James Haven, I just keep thinking of his statement to the media that “Angelina Jolie and I love each other”, which is a very bizarre thing for a brother to say about his sister. He could say, “hey, we’re brother and sister, we love each other” and that would sound normal, but to call her by her full name as if they aren’t even related is really odd. Then there was the fact that she wanted him to be at the birth of the twins but Brad wouldn’t allow it… (Who else did she want there? Jenny Shimizu, BBT, the pittbull…. the mind boggles!). The fact is incest does go on, there are plenty of publiicised cases in the media between brother and sister, especially if they didn’t grow up together. Its quite a well-known “condition”. I’ve even read a story about a father and a daughter who he didn’t raise himself. If this number of cases are prepared to go public, then you have to wonder how many there are who keep it secret?

Another thing that occurred to me last night. I was watching a bit of a Clint Eastwood film and remembered that photo of Angelina kissing his wife on the lips at the premiere and how Clint didn’t stop gushing about how attractive she was, the most beautiful woman in the world or something. Since we are learning that this woman may not have any limits, I just thought, please don’t tell me anything went on between those three… mind you in the light of what is being alleged, that would actually be pretty conventional for her! Ugh, I need a really long shower now, its all too much!
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Keane said on February 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 am

And re: the post, I vote all of the above, at once!!!
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JustGuessing said on February 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm

This woman doesn’t have a single boundary. Which means that she’s either a totally depraved sociopath or nuts. Either way she shouldn’t be caring for or giving birth to children.

It’s always been impossible for me to believe that she was into blood jewelry and freaky behaviour and then suddenly becomes Mother Theresa and a UN representative.
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Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 3:12 pm

So did we all guess BBT, LOL , is there going to be a reveal. Is he going to be her date tonight?

I seriously don’t think I can look at her or Pitt now, he bought her a dog to fuck? He hires her a stripper to fuck? He finds guy to fuck cause she wants a chick instead of him? Is this man that desperate?

He looks dead inside. He needs to walk away before she kills him.
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Kick said on February 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm

ok so here is the thing: if there are no legal ramifications to reporting anything on the web, how do we know this stuff is true then? I guess you could make up all sorts of stuff and post it, right?

Don’t get me wrong, I think she is seriously fucked up and is a sociopath at best, but some of this stuff is making me doubt it’s validity.

It is interesting that neither one of them has any friends.
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Keane said on February 22nd, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Kick – doesn’t Brad have George Clooney, kinda, or he did before Ange. Apparently Ange’s main buds were her-ex JLM and her PA, until the PA quit cos she needed time for herself. If an ex and your paid help are your best buds I don’t think it says too much about you as a person obviously…. I think most women would have a problem being friends with Ange for the obvious reason you couldn’t trust her not to go after your man. So I think mainly lesbians or women who are so infatuated with her they would be prepared to lose their man for her would be her only option. And I’m not sure she could be friends with a man without trying to fuck him either!
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Imelda Bootstross said on February 22nd, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Seriously, whether she fucks dogs or not, her earlier interviews are cringe worthy. Even the you tube of her in the drug den. She seemed like the kid who wanted to be involved with the cool kids and said things to appear to be bohemian and intelligent. She came off as desperate.

I don’t believe she’s mother theresa. There are plenty of stars who donate more than she has (and apparently she didn’t pay up to a few – so the donation amounts are skewed on promises) and adopt a classier method of doing so. She’s publicity whore personified. She’s trying to be enigmatic. She’s just coming off as an arse. Much of her ramblings are drug induced anyway. Brad’s so drunk these days he’s not father of the year material either.

She needs to go away and look after her brats, but when a woman is desperate enough to hang onto a man by giving him children, it’s not easy to predict what the batshit princess will do next.
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Keane said on February 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Imelda Bootstross – yeah but I think she’s also like Octomom in that respect, I think she keeps having/collecting kids cos she’s batshit crazy. She also only sees things I think from the perspective of what is good for her, without being capable of understanding the needs of the children or that these should come before her own. But yeah she defo kept having the bio ones to keep Brad, I hear she wasn’t bonding too well with the twins and Brad was concerned. Probably didn’t help that she spends next to no time with them. She likes getting orphans cos it makes her feel like God I think, she’s that egocentric, and she doesn’t think about their welfare (i.e. she took Pax away from his orphanage after having spent next to no tiem with him and when he couldn’t speak any English, who could do that to a child?).

And yeah I always thought all the drugs/knife-play/bisexual badass stuff was done for effect and to try to be cool and in with the cool crowd. I knew a girl at college exactly like her, she told everyone about her bisexuality and drug use within half an hour of talking to her. My sexuality and drug use is personally the last thing that I would tell someone on meeting them! She did it to show off and be cool though. She later went on to work as a lapdancer (while studying at Oxford!) and had to simulate lesbian sex during her shift so obviously didn’t have normal sexual boundaries either. Its sad cos like Angelina she was also beautiful, but utterly fucked up.
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Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Brad, I hear she wasn’t bonding too well with the twins and Brad was concerned…

It should be the other way around, he should keep her the hell away. Damn, maybe she will be into doing babies next. Remember that story of her renting a hotel room to take a shower with Maddox when she lived a mile away, and I can not forget the c**K sucking the icecream off the hand of one of the kids. Disgusting. She really needs some counseling. Wonder if she was raised in that mess that we were talking about with River.
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Keane said on February 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm

Eh no I didn’t hear that story at all, what on earth was that about? And yeah she would seem like a prime candidate for that cult wouldn’t she, but unfortunately we can’t even explain it away with that!
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Kate said on February 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm

It was sometime after her and Pitt got together, she stopped somewhere outside I think Santa Barbara to shower, him in tow, but the house was just a not that far away so many wondered about it. I never did until now.

The picture though of her sucking her kids hand, that was always disgusting.

I am sure the kids are off limits, Pagans don’t believe in that, but she is whacked and it was not that long ago she announced to the world she was sexual in pre-school or kinegarden Brad must have been going out of his mind with some of the shit that comes out of her mouth. I am sure she meant innocent experimentation, or I was then, but she has been f**ked up since she was a little girl.
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