IUC Exclusive: Angie to Brad “I’m bored As A Horse That Doesn’t Know it’s Dead”
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are close to calling it quits. A close friend of an employee of the Jolie Pitt household revealed to IUC this morning that it was not a romantic Valentine’s for Hollywood’s most notorious couple.
“It’s been more like World War III around there lately,” the friend of the employee said. “No one knows for certain how it’s going to play out. Angie’s been having terrible temper tantrums. She seems fed up. I’m best friends with one of the couple’s key employees who told me on Valentine’s Day Angie told Brad that ‘I’m bored as a horse that doesn’t know it’s dead.” Developing…
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If she looked after all those kids herself instead of dumping them on nannies she’d be too busy to get bored. Stressed yes, bored no.
ReplyExactly, how can she be bored with all those kids?
ReplyHow do you get bored with all those kids? Maybe she needs to adopt or procreate a few more. She’s a nutcase!
ReplyHe is fed up, now she fed up? huh? Bored? With him? her life? What? What are her temper tantrums over, not getting her Oscar? I listened to the show, late, but did, so I guess if she wanted Brad to promote her six days ago or so and they got into a fight then that was the last week of the big Oscar push . All votes went in yesterday, that was deadline. Sounds like she had some scheme, last ditch effort to get him to help her to win and she put the stops on it. Now what does that say about her looking at him all loving and lust at these award shows, hanging all over him. What a fu*cking fake bitch. So when did they officially begin living apart if they were still together in Valentines,or are the sources contradicting each other? I wondered why she had been stalked old man Eastwood, on to her next victim. Run old man.She is a c with a capital C.
ReplyI’m telling you-she’s dumping the Bradster so she can get into politics.
Look at the grosses of her movies. Yah, she’s the A-List of A-Listers, but she doesn’t pack them in. Tell you rightnow, she’s an extremely shrewd, intelligent woman who is going to start using her money to lay the foundation for a career in politics.
ReplyI believe you section9, sounds perfectly plausible to me. The thing is the reality is she’s never been Queen of Hollywood, she’s only ever been Queen of the tabloids, and her mostly teenage fan base don’t want to see the worthy fare she’s been offering of late. (To be fair they didn’t want to see Wanted either, but that film looked like a pile of shit). It will be interesting to see what her next move will be. I just don’t think she could handle the hard work and long hours of politics (well at least it is in the UK), and having to play even more of a good girl – no drugs, no casual sex – you think she could managet that? I’m highly sceptical.
ReplyJolie in politics? Photo-ops in Thailand or Somalia- yes, but she is uneducated and not so intelligent. Former Italian president Prodi refused to meet Angelina Jolie: Why should he talk to an actress, he said. And he was right. Nobody takes her for serious, except Brad Pitt. Actors are for entertainment only, most of them don’t have any intellectual substance, especially this fake and hysterical Jolie.
ReplyShe will definitely trade up, somehow, someway, if not by marrying into politics, it will be someone connected to world events. She thinks she is above Hollywood and is pissed off she did not get her Oscar and it will be her final FU to Hollywood. My prediction. She has never really thought Brad was good enough, he was just a challenge, take him away from Americas Sweetheart. Bored with that now. On to bigger and better things. Wonder how they will fight over the kids.
ReplyDidn’r she hook up with Brad so Hollywood would take her seriously? Who shall we predict she will hook up with in politics? Bill Clinton or Arnie???
ReplyI don’t think that is why she hooked with him. She saw a challenge, wanted him took him, he was golden boy, daddy for Maddox. Now she is bored. She made a comment a year or so ago that she never thought she would end up with a actor, that she always thought she would be with with a aid worker or a humanitarian , politician, something to that affect. Sounded like something right out of her for “Beyond Borders”. She made that comment about Brad being stupid finacially, just sit and look pretty. I bet she thinks she is smarter than him. If she wanted him to promote her and he refused that just shows where her true priorities are, doesn’t it? Shows what he truly means to her.
ReplyYeah that’s it I think she thought he would be good for her image, that it would help her get that best actress oscar she thinks she deserves and acceptance amongst the Hollywood set who previously rejected her for her wild antics. She wanted to be taken seriously so she hooked up with Hollywood royalty. And he provided her with a few more bebehs along the way. If you look at her previous partners you have to wonder what she saw in Brad. He’s a pretty boy with a decent heart but is totally middle-of-the-road, conventional and completely unexciting. Considering she usually likes playing with knives in bed and butch lesbians it hardly seemed like a match made in heaven to me! There had to be more in it for her than just a love match or a father for her kids. I refuse to believe bitch has feelings!
ReplyI hope she treats Brad with the same cold and cruel manner that he treated Jen, he deserves to be dumped and humiliated. I can’t wait.
As far as he finding another man, I espect her to go full out lesbian. She’s got six kids now and I don’t think any man of any sort of worth will go for that. How Brad has gone downhill is the last few years is enough to scare any man away.
As fas as politics go, I would have thought it plausible a few months ago, but after the Sarah Palin debacle I don’t see it. She’s stupid and America said “no” to stupid. Also SNL is already making fun of her and we know what happened to Palin once SNL started in on her.
ReplyYeah Carrie that’s what I reckon. I think she’d like to go for it but won’t achieve it. American voters seem to be particularly averse to female candidates. They didn’t go for the serious, electable female candidate (HIllary) and they didn’t go for the dumb, beauty pageant winning candidate either (old Palin features of course). And I don’t think it was just because Obama was that wonderful. I think the American voting public are far more receptive to male actors-turned-politicians and far more conservative than recent events would make them seem to be. Men are taken more seriously than women in politics and probably everything else anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if she went for it, but I find it highly unlikely that she’d get it.
Replydream dreamers. this is for you this probably something the jen camp leaking. They are a real realtionship and have been for four years. learn to accept it and move on
ReplyYeah anne, and we all go to sleep licking our effigies of Jen. Why does anything about Brange automatically have anything to do with her? I think you need to move on!
Reply@anne:
ReplyDarling, after all I have learned about Mr. Pitt I hope to God he never looks in Jen direction even for friendship ever again. I almost feel sorry for Jolie, but she brought it on herself. He is a grade A controling lying asshole.
So, where is Brad now? NYC or Los Angeles? That’s not clear where the taxi was – if it’s NYC, then who knows if it’s true.
Reply@anne
Jen and Brad were together for 7.5 years so what’s your point? I know 4 years would be the longest relationship that Jolie has ever had and she couldn’t even hold on to BBT, but 4 years is not some golden anniversary. Just because it’s a milestone for her doesn’t make it some great acheivement to normal people. Besides if Brad hasn’t married Jolie after 4 years (5 if you include the affair) and 6 kids, he’s just not that into her. So sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe you should stop getting emotionally invested in doomed celeb relationships and just have fun like the rest of us.
ReplyROTFLMAO! Excuse me for laughing…but you reported this very same thing, with a different quote about Angie’s boredom level not more than 4 months ago. I mean really…at this point you’re in line wiith those hacks at Bauer Publications and Star magazine for the title of Chicken Little. Anytime the Jolie-Pitts are in LA for longer than a hot second you come up with this BS story. At this point you should realize that NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT PITT & JOLIE THAT THEY DON’T WANT KNOWN! Your batting average is no better than any other gossip on the planet. You’re all Oh-for-eternity with Jolie-Pitt rumors!
ReplySection 9 – You’re beyond crazy, hence the meaning of your name. Everytime Ian puts up one of these “Angie/Brad almost dunzo” posts you claim she’s going into politics. Jolie is NOT going into politics, you moron. In order to do that you have to stay in one place long enough to establish citizenship so you can get elected. Jolie has no interest in living in the USA full-time. A little something that one would think you could remember since you’re one of those people who are always belly-aching about how much Jolie & Pitt travel and take their kids with them.
Reply@Oh Brother!:
ReplyAngie is a citizen of the US, she does not need to establish citizenship. Hillary only had to buy property in NY to run for office, she did not live there. If Angelina wanted to run for office, not saying she would, she could. She owns property in Los Angeles, Lousiana, and in New York. Clint Eastwood ran for Mayor and won, Sonny Bono ran and won, Ronald Reagan became President, we have Arnold who is certainly not qualified. Let’s not forget that idiot that was a wrestler, the list goes on. Don’t think she can’t, she can, and if she chooses the right county, she could win, it just depends on what she runs for. Would she want to, probably not, it requires too much work, but that is not the point. You don’t seem to understand the basics of what is required of a person to even run. She may have little interest living here full time, but she waste no time getting on her soap box inn Washington D.C and telling everyone else how they should do it. Sounds like politics to me.
Brad is going to be so ok if Angie leaves. He wnated his own kids and got three out of the deal which is a lot more than he ever got from soap actor’s daughter.
Reply@Lucyintheskye:
Unless she pulls her mommy and he becomes evil daddy and never gets to see them and they all hate him by the time they are 5 years old. entirely possible.
Reply@Danny:
Thanks for setting the fuckwit straight about citizenship requirement for California State Assembly and U.S. House races.
Jesus. Hey, “Oh Brother!”, Google is your friend.
ReplyI opine that to receive the credit loans from banks you ought to have a good reason. But, once I have got a commercial loan, just because I wanted to buy a house.
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