IUC Exclusive: Can The Can come Back at 49? His Highness prepares to launch multi billion dollar class action suit against Major League Baseball for Fraud

Posted on February 16th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Sports

One of my all time favorites recently announced he’s attempting a baseball comeback at age 49. Oil Can Boyd is a class act who for some strange reason was blacklisted by MLB in the prime of his career.  Now, 18 years since appearing in a MLB game, The Can thinks he still has it.  (READ MORE)

Speaking of MLB, I’m launching a class action suit on behalf of all baseball fans against all owners for fraud.  The fans have been cheated for years by steroid, drug abusing ballplayers.  We the fans have paid hard earned money to attend games that have been determined by the performance of players who for years have been juiced up.  The owners have condemned the players but have taken zero responsibilty for the illegal conduct of their employees.  They think they can get away with it by pleading ignorance, falsely claiming they had no idea it was going on.  Unacceptable!

I’ve been in contact with a top Beverly Hills lawyer who is preparing a case to be launched against MLB and its owners to the tune of $11 Billion.  If you know anyone who would like to join the class please have them contact me here.  They can post their info in the comments section below.

  1. BuffyTheEvilSlutSlayer said on February 16th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    great idea! go for it!

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  2. Stick said on February 16th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    I want to be the very first on the sign up list….I speak for the great Nate when I say: “Pass me the condiments!”

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  3. section9 said on February 17th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Great. Besides bringing back the Oil Can, can you get rid of the DH in the American League, while you’re at it?

    Reply

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