IUC Exclusive: IUC Investigation Reveals Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely a Flaming Poofter – Relationship with Reese is Toast
In case you hadn’t noticed, I removed the photo of Jake Gyllenhaal today from my list, featuring a photo of one celeb who is not gay.
Does this mean that I’m outing Jake? Is the Pope German?
The worst kept secret in Hollywood is that for almost four years,
Gyllenhaal has been anxious to break out of the celluloid closet. My
old friend Ted Casablanca has posted repeated notorious blind items
about this since 2005, discussing a mysterious celeb who he dubbed
“Toothy Tile,” documenting Gyllenhaal’s baby steps out of the closet,
only to be shoved firmly back in at the insistence of his publicists
and management who advised Jake that it would be career suicide for
him to take the leap.
This has resulted in the increasingly sad spectacle of Jake hitting
the town with a series of beards in the fine old tradition of
Hollywood. Think James Dean and Nathalie Wood. Or, more accurately
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who used to publicly hold hands and
gaze longingly into each other’s eyes at the Brown Derby restaurant
in Hollywood, as Toothy Tile was said to have done surreptitiously at
a restaurant with his boyfriend in one of Ted’s earliest blind items.
Unfortunately, Ted’s lawyers at E have put a straitjacket on him,
preventing him from releasing the name of the subject of the world’s
most famous blind item (though Ted refused to confirm this to me when
I had him on IUC for a live chat a couple of weeks ago.)
For a complete archive of Casablanca’s four-year documentation of the
increasingly sad Toothy Tile’s revolving closet doors, check out
www.toothytile.com.
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- Tags: Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon





meh… he has really thin lips… just because of that he ain’t hot in my book.
ReplyWoo hoo way to go Ian, Ted has outed Hugh Jackman, now can you tell us, is Angelina Fakey and is Brad Pitt bisexual, that would be very big news , don’t you think, she is parading all over doing her humanitarian thing and Ted says she is still on the stuff (if it is her) and we have Ms Crazy Mom with 14 kids that looks like her bizarre twin, Gosh have you seen their pics side by side, so wierd, didn’t Jolie say she wanted 14 kids? ha ha that Saturday Night Live skit was too funny. Come on Ian, is Brad bisexual or not? yes, no, or don’t know.
ReplyIan, Thanks so much for telling the truth in the middle of a “PR approved only” world. I really appreciate it.
ReplyPlease, tell us more!!!! They are two phonies for selling a lie and using it for publicity.
Wooo! Ian, you rock B-)
ReplyMore about Jake please!
ReplyIan, you are officially my favorite gossip/entertainment blogger on the Internet! (And double bonus points for you because unlike the others in that category, you are a bonafide, full-fledged, card-carrying journalist). Thank you for FINALLY unmasking Ted’s Toothy Tile. Sure, we all knew who it was but we wanted someone creditable to say it!! But I have a question for you: What are you going to do when Reese and Jake’s thuggish, aggressive PR Nazis and lawyers start putting the squeeze on you to shut up? But–again, bravo to you!!! You’re the hero of the day.
ReplyNow watch, to prove Jake is straight and Reese is desirable, PR will order Reeke photo op pics with major PDA, maybe even another Reeke family vacation, probably a big Valentines Day engagement announcement, hell maybe they’ll end up eloping. Reeke is so predictable and pathetic.
ReplyBut what about Baby Tile?
Reply{{{{{{{Baby Tile}}}}}}}
ReplyI am loving this. I hate it when they use this for PR, Jake and Reese are just as bad as Brangelina in my book because she used her kids in the mix too. I hope she takes a backlash in her career for the lying.
ReplyCome out for crying out loud. You can not have it both ways, if you want Prop * voted in then be brave enough to stand up and say you are gay and proud, or bi.
Ian, try to find out more and find some solid proof. Perhaps an independent investigation about this would be very interesting. Don’t fall for the traps of the people with power who will for sure want to silence you and the PR counterattack that will follow for sure after your claim. Thanks for being honest and direct. You are great. Expect a lot of nasty trolling here calling you all sort of names! it happens every time someone tells the truth
Thanks again for your honesty.
Replyif you ask me this whole thing was planned by Jake himself, to finally be able to come out. It’s the only thing that makes sense. Get people used to the idea so that when it actually comes out people just Yawn.
YAWN.
ReplyIt’s sad that Jake chose to be a phony, vanilla, boring, PR manufactured, fake, average tabloid product, instead of the interesting, genuine, beautiful, honest, unique man he used to be who would have been a great artist. A very sad lost.
Replyand with Ted saying very recently that Baby Tile is now old enough to become Daddy Fearest…. it’s all in the timing.
ReplyIt seems like Ian’s exclusive investigation is really Casablanca’s TT BI, there is no independent or new info, he even links to toothtile.com, some investigation Ian, LOL!!! Series of beards?Like who other than Reese? Isn’t this the 3rd time Ted has used an internet blogger to push his shit? First time: Michale D in April ‘06 J. Jaxson in Augl. ‘07 and now you Ian and BTW the lawyers at E do not have a straight jacket on him regarding TT, it’s a BI, Ted has been hiding behind it for 4 years.
PS: You are 4 years too late, sites like Defamer and Gawker have figured out TT was Jake. Hope your “outing” of Timberlake has some original info.
ReplyNah, everyone knows Jake is gay, he told Ted , dared him to out him. I think this is Teds way of doing it and not getting sued. He works for a network, he can only say so much, Ian is a free agent, can say what he wants, his book rocked, could have used less blinds and more names but still, good detective work. If Zulu can not take him down, Jake and Reese sure can not. Besides, you can not be sued for telling the truth, only for lying and making up malicious gossip with the intent to cause grief, he is just doing investigative journalism. What Jake and Reese are doing, is fraud and deceiving the public. I say take them all down that are doing that.
ReplyIan you are wonderful! thanks for this. try to cover your ass from the lawyers and keep telling us more!
Now we’ll have to endure one million of vomit inducing staged photo ops showing how “in love” Toothy and his beard are!
ReplyAnd Ian being a “card-carrying” journalist outing him with correct information means he cannot be sued. If it’s true, they can’t sue. They can only sue for lies. I’ll bet Jake and everyone else is simply relieved. Nothing else.
ReplyPlease tell us more about your investigation. It would be nice to know new things and to show everybody that you really know what you are talking about.
“What Jake and Reese are doing, is fraud and deceiving the public” ITA. Thanks Danny for your words.
Replyso what does this mean for Reese? my bet is asexual.
Reply*rolls eyes*
I’m really sick of gossip columns “outing” people.
I’m a gay man, and I’ve been out since 1997. I came out when I was ready to, at age 28. Coming out is a personal thing, and anyone who is in the closet, is in it for a reason.
Jake says he’s straight. Could he be in the closet? Sure. that’s his decision. When I was in the closet, if someone accused me, I retreated further into it. Let Jake be, and if the suspicions are true, he’ll come out in his own time.
ReplyChuck, when you were in the closet did you have a fake girlfriend and make money off of flaunting the fake relationship? Did you do photo ops so you could be on the cover of magazines so you could sell yourself as a straight man? Didn’t think so. I say when people do crap like that, they deserve to be outed. Plain and simple.
ReplyIan is hiding behind Ted’s TT BI, he has added nothing new to the 4 year old crap and he knows it. If ted can’t be sued, Ian can’t even if he named TT which he has, and J. Jaxson, DeFamer, Gawker, etc. ian is just another in aa long line of gossip bloggers that have named jake as TT and nothing happened to them.
BTw, Will Smith did nothing regarding Will smith and the male escorts. There have been gay rumors about Will for years but I never heard about escorts at least that was original.
ReplyOut me next Ian you stud!!!
ReplyGosh darn it, now who can I fake date so people think I’m a hot desirable woman? Aw shucks!
ReplyChuck, to a point, I would agree, for a private citizen, or a kid,someone under 21 years old. But Jake has taunted Ted, he thinks it is a game, he has sex in public, daring people to out him, he is hardly in the closet. Jodie Foster is not in the closet, she lives with her lover, or did til she cheated. Anderson is not in the closet, he lives with his boyfriend, but they do not acknowledge that they are gay , well Jodie does now. You can only get away with these games for so long.
I agree , gay and proud or not. You want gay marriage passed or not? It is not going to get passed hiding in the closet, that is for sure. Don’t pretend to be one thing, so you can rake in the millions and be a fraud to your fans. Reese imo is even worse than Jake because she pretends to be this almighthy thou righteous mom taking her children to church. What a fake. Poser. I don’t like people like that.
Jake is hardly a ladies man, sorry. Will Smith, he is making millions, he and Jada both swing both ways, why should he care what a madamn says, he is the most successful movie star ever, fianancially. That is why he doesn’t address it, it does not affect his movies. Why should he?
You think people would quit seeing Hugh Jackman movies because he is gay, no, and he lives a fake life, but he does not cram down peoples throat. Jake does, Leo keeps a low profile. I am cool with them not being outed even if they are buy because they do not court the tabloids, but when the call them to see them land In Japan with kids in tow, or in Jakes case, spending time getting to know Reeses kids, that is crossing the line, and they should be outed on whatever the fraud is they are selling. Drugs, gay, opulent lifestyle, ignoring kids, too many nannies, foul attitude, controling, manipulative, bitchy, who knows, maybe now we will get the real reason Reeses marriage fell apart. too bad
ReplyLoL at # 2 thinkning Angelina is fakela. Do you know what Heroin does to a person? I doubt she would be traveling and going on field missions as much as she does. Keep dreaming.
ReplyLMAO I can imagine it now… “S..ave the refugeees” *nods out*. rotflmao….
ReplyIn this day and age, nobody should be in the closet. We need to declare open season on the closet!
ReplyPoor Kate is mad at jake,LOL!!! Jake won’t address this like he has ignored Ted for four years and that clown JJ in ‘07. But, but Ian has cred, he has written best selling books, he called Jake a poofter, LOL!! Ian is a tool, toothytile. com a site put together by a bunch of tinhat, slash fag hags and Ted readers.
How’s Will’s Madam doing Ian?
ReplyAngie is Fakey – how do you think she gets so thin. And she is not an East End type addict who does it all the time. She does it recreationally and goes off it when pregnant and nursing. Keith Richards (I admit looks awful) but he was a hard-core heroin user for years and was productive and not fired from Rolling Stones. He finally got off the stuff and is still alive. Don’t make the mistake of thinking heroin users are rolling in the gutter. There are many functioning addicts out there who you would never know were using.
Bravo Ian for your bravery. For definitive proof you could look for the West Hollywood police report made when Jake and bf were arrested for having sex in a public parking lot about 4 – 5 years ago.
For proof of Will Smith’s sexual orientation. I believe Tyson (the model guy) filed a police report against him when rough sex resulted in Tyson needing hospitalization for a torn rectum (ouch).
I think Reese saw how Jennifer Aniston was treated by the press after Brad left and decided she would not go that route. Jake needed a beard, and Reese needed an immediate escort post-break up with Ryan P but didn’t want to get emotionally involved so soon, so she and Jake struck a deal. It worked for both of them.
Frankly I don’t think it would be career suicide if Jake came out. Neil Patrick Harris is doing just fine as an out actor. He plays a straight guy on “How I met your mother” and is doing just fine.
ReplyIan ain’t brave, he is just re-hashing his pal’s Ted’s TT’s Bi’s. And don’t bother checking for a police report Ian, JJ looked and couldn’t find one, you see he wasn’t arrested, just warned. How convinient when you are writing fan fic, no documentation to back up the gossip, LOL!!
ReplyMad, lol, I don’t give a rats about Jake, never played the TT thing, don’t care about him at all, he is a boring actor, not all that good looking, don’t see what the big deal is on him. Reese though is another story, she pisses me off, acting like a tight up goody two shoes mommy . a complete fraud. I don’t care if little jakey does it in the street, I do care that Reese paints herself as the girl next door when she is as calculating as they come and involves her kids, and while hubby may have cheated he at least had the decency to lay low with his twat til the divorce was long final, unlike Brad Pitt who had to shove it in every ones face with his W spread. no class at all. He is a fraud as well, playing the good ole aw shucks guy, do gooder while he smokes as much pot as anyone and lets the women in his life take all the hits , including Jolie. Have a little honesty and decency and own up and be a man, Hollywood is extremely forgiving, as are fans.Ryan has to even cover Jakes fraud, ‘nice guy glad she is happy and all that bull”. I expected more out of Reese, and while I always knew about this, I am just glad that Ian had the rocks to post it. it gets old watching Ted spin around in circles. Good Job Ian.
And it is brave, because now, ever actor in the closet that is a fraud and courting fans with a lifestyle that is not who they are (and I don’t mean just gay) is going to be checking this site, and wondering if they are next) LOL
While some of you are getting so defensive, just remember Jake and the others are not in a recession, they pull down 10+ million dollar paychecks. They get no sympathy. They are where they are, because they want to be there.
Keep them coming! Perez backed down, Ted can only do so much, go!!
ReplyDid others flock to j. jackson’s site when he “outed” jake and others? ‘outed” Jake using Ted’s fanfic/TT BI’s? The same Ted BI’s “brave” Ian is using? Ian doesn’t have “rocks” for posting another gossip bloggrs dusty BI’s and naming him, it’s been done before. Yes it does get old reading about Ted’s BS over and over again but it’s laughable that when others decide to post about i and they use Ted’s crap as proof. And Ian linking to toothytile.com? LOL!!! How lame,you cl that investigative reporting? I bet Ian is doing his pal Ted a “Favor” by “covering” his stale BI. I bet Jake is shivring in fear, just like Will Smith, LOL!!
Poor Kate sounds jealous and BTW, Abby Cornish is a big ole dyke, there is no relationship with Ryan!
Reply“Slash fic” is a Babbler/Jake is Straight PR proponent. Funny how worried they are having to post arguments and calling everything “laughable, crap, lame” and trying to discredit Ted and saying that if you don’t adore Reese and whatever she does, then that means you’re jealous. LOL
ReplyI see Reese’s number one psycho fan has showed up. Seriously, why are you so invested in Reese’s romantic (fake or not) life? Are you living vicariously through her, pretending Jake is your fantasy bf because your life is such a mess? Take some meds. Reese doesn’t care about you–you’re a non-entity–today, tomorrow and forever to her. You’re not her and never will be. She’s a zillionaire who can fool stupid, pathetic people like you and you…are just a stooge for her to fool. (The idiotic reference to Abby Cornish, the girlfriend of Reese’s ex, who he cheated on while he was married to Reese, is a surefire clue to your sad and warped psycho fantasy state).
ReplyParading a hetero normative for money and fame is disgusting. These “couple” of fakers deserve to be outed!
ReplyI thinks its great Ian is calling Jake out. Too bad the people who run DC Forum, which originally started as a Brokeback Mountain site, are so homophobic they can’t even deal with having the issue of Jake being gay mentioned on their site.
Reply“Hundreds of teenagers kill themselves every year because they are gay and tens of thousands more are suicidally depressed because they are afraid to come out, which disgusts me. If people knew that people like Jake Gyllenhaal, their role models (actors, athletes, politicians) were gay, it would do a lot to get rid of the homophobia that plagues the world. Ever since I went undercover in Scientology and discovered the lengths people go to hide or change their sexuality, I have been on a mission. Simply put, there’s no excuse under the sun in the year 2009 that can justify why powerful, rich celebs remain in the closet.”
ReplyIan you know you pushed a button with Jake Gyllenhaal’s PR when his so-called “fan sites” delete any mention of you outing him, a link to your blog, whatever. Even sites that promote his gay cowboy movie cannot handle the truth. Thank you, Ian.
ReplyOh I firmly believe Jake is Toothy and the thing with Reese is for the build-up to this Disney “classic”. Poor Jake, trying too hard to be everything to all people and himself. Look at the roles he’s taken, gay cowboy alongside macho straight marine, geek, nerd, loner alongside composed journalist. CIA man and now a dubious white “prince of Persia”, yet more excuse for Disney to pimp a film with highly dubious stereotypes of middle eastern people. Jake the white prince rescues the white princess in a sea of dark-skinned extras. Such typical Hollywood bullshit, and poor Jake’s whole acting existence has probably been working up to this very moment for YEARS. So, yeah, of course he needs a beard for a Disney “classic”. As if they’re gonna hire a single man with no lady to flash on his arm at premieres. I feel sorry for him some. I think he’s a better humanist than an actor. Be better off coming out and freeing himself from stupid Hollywood. He’d make a better human rights lawyer!
ReplyBoo-hoo the brokies are now pissed at Dave Cullen!!! It looks like Ted has gotten another blogger to name Jake yet again, I guess it happened when Ted appeared on Ian’s chat. Ted can’t do it at E because the deal was that it wold remian a BI, so when Ian, J. Jaxson, Defamer name him and still trace it back to Ted and TT, Ted is in the “clear”. Ted still hasn’t learned anything has he? Why doesn’t he just quit E and start his own blog where he can out everyone. Oh, yeah he need a steady income for rehab!
Reply@Slash fic:
Oh lol, such bitter cynicism but for what? Is Jake going to come and reward you for your staunce defense? Do you get a good Saturday rate? Or do you troll the net for free out of loyalty or love?
It’s kinda funny you show up everywhere and ceaselessly follow The Gay around. You must be terrified. Lol, well …there’ll be more to come I’m sure! Once gay, they tend to stay that way. Enjoy!
ReplyIan, you know you have arrived if you’ve got the gays and 2 slashies from wft2 spewing hate because JaKE
ReplyI think coming OUT is, and should be a personal choice. Ask Ellen, Rosie, NPH, Clay Aiken, Ian, McC. All of then chose to come out when they were ready, although most knew they were or thought they were gay. I don’t think JaKW is straight, but it’s his decision when he feels it’s right, just as the other mentioned. Absolutely noone touches George Clooney. And he beards. Will and Jada can and will do their thing. Most who love outing people would probably rather they chose a team to play for, but no go. They are saying fuck all of you, and just as Angelina has said, they are sexual. Most do believe will and Jada are bisexual even before my attention was there. Franco, for the most part he gets a pass. A lot of posters are mad at Jake and want him outed at all cause because they seem to think he owes them something, and this is coming mostly from gay fans who thought he would be out by know. How is this? Noone was pushing for Rosie or Ellen to come out. Noone is pushing for George to come out. It’s a good thing to be out and proud and the gay people who came out early in life are mostly the ones who had no choice because everyone knew they were gay and they embraced it and are proud. This is not to say that the gay people who don’t look gay such as Goergoe in my opinion, should hide, no that’s not it, but there are some things in people lives that they have to deal with and some are confused. And all of this takes time. For some, it’s in their early 30’s. So before the outing Jake lynch mob regroup, I’ll say, those who are out and gay, continue to embrace your life and who you are and have patience for those who are not there yet just as you did for Ellen, Rosie and NPH and the whole host of others you personally know. And while you are at it, if you are gonna break down the bearding wall and Out people, let’s go for broke. Let’s go for the Athletes and the coaches Male and female and the Music artist and the other hollywood actors who are in the closet and the limelight. You hear that George? Outing just Jake will not get a Thankyou and an invite to dinner with a kiss..
ReplyJake deserves to be outed because he is bearding and lying. If he would have been private and not participating in the fraud that is every detail of his “relationship” in the tabloids to gain publicity and money, things would have been different.
Ian, it would be great if you do a follow up of this story, bring some proof or news or story that shows you know what you are talking about. Some witness must be willing to talk, some pic must exist. Don’t let your case turn into another Jonathan Jaxson’s story about Jake that faded into thin air.
Thanks for the honesty.
Reply“Ian, it would be great if you do a follow up of this story, bring some proof or news or story that shows you know what you are talking about. Some witness must be willing to talk, some pic must exist. Don’t let your case turn into another Jonathan Jaxson’s story about Jake that faded into thin air.”
It’s the issue!! Where is the proof ???? I need something else than Ted story to really believe!
ReplyBesides I am waiting for outing georges too .
“Jake deserves to be outed because he is bearding and lying.”
And George is NOT??? hmmmm Why does everyone including Gossip sites, fans, and the press always give George a pass.
Replyoh, I forgot, read somewhere George’s people breaks legs, or in Ted’s case, China patterns.
“And George is NOT??? hmmmm Why does everyone including Gossip sites, fans, and the press always give George a pass.
oh, I forgot, read somewhere George’s people breaks legs, or in Ted’s case, China patterns.”
Agree
ReplyInteresting what you say about E! having Ted in a straightjacket. It seems like Ted tries to get around this as much as humanly possible, and has all but revealed this is Jake. What I don’t understand is, what really are the consequences if Ted did reveal TT is Jake? Would Jake really sue – wouldn’t this draw unwanted attention for him? And it would be pretty hard to prove what Ted says is false. Also, Jonathan Jaxson revealed on his blog Jake is gay, and gave a lot of the same story as Ted. So if Ted revealed now, he wouldn’t be the first to publish this info.
BTW, why do you say James Dean and Natalie Wood? I know Dean was bi (though I saw a bio on him saying he slept with certain men to get ahead – out of ambition rather than desire… I’m no Dean expert so I don’t know how true this is), but I didn’t think he dated Natalie Wood. I know she had a crush on him and he was hung up on Pier Angeli. Maybe there were studio-arranged dates, but that wouldnt be serious beardiing, more just typical film publicity. Tab Hunter on the other hand was gay and a relationship was fabricated between him and Natalie Wood for the teen magazines , as well as the studio pairing them up in several films. It was an aggressive campaign to make them THE darling screen and real-life couple of the time, at the expense of giving Wood the better projects she deserved.
Also to a certain extent Wood qualifies as a beard for Robert Wagner, known to be bi. Though he did seem to love her, I think he used her to a degree to hide his bisexuality. He kept carrying on with men without her knowledge. When she found out, she left him but protected his secret.
Reply“What I don’t understand is, what really are the consequences if Ted did reveal TT is Jake? Would Jake really sue – wouldn’t this draw unwanted attention for him? And it would be pretty hard to prove what Ted says is false. Also, Jonathan Jaxson revealed on his blog Jake is gay, and gave a lot of the same story as Ted. So if Ted revealed now, he wouldn’t be the first to publish this info.”
If Ted follows his own BI , he would out Jake saying he is in couple with a boy and hides a baby!!!
It’s what JJaxson did on his blog and it was a fiasco !! the national Enquirer made fun of this story assuming it’s was total BS. One month later , jj said “by accident” he may has mistaken about this “revelation”!
On his last gay stars list , Jake wasn’t on it!!!!!
So I don’t see Ted doing that!
ReplyNOW LETS START FROM THE TOP. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK JAKE IS GAY AGAIN?
IS IT BECAUSE HE PLAY A GAY CHARACTER IN A FILM? (WHICH HE PERSONALLY QUOTED HOW HE WAS HOMAPHOBIC WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER)
HE IS AN ACTOR
WILL YOU ALL JUST GROW UP YOU WORTHLESS SHALLOW IGNORANT RATS.
Reply@LmboredAO:
Actually, heroin is one of those drugs that you can maintain a semi-normal life on. If you Google heroin and its background/history, you’ll see that a lot of well known people throughout the years were able to live a functioning life while addicted to heroin. Having said that, doesn’t mean I’m advocating use of heroin. But it would be very easy for Ms. Jolie to maintain a life going ’round the world for the UN and still be a herion user, if she is, indeed, as alleged, a heroin user.
Replyhahaha, you are all crazy, how can u take this ALL as gossiple truth….what a bunch of half witts!
ReplyIM FROM EUROPE AND I LOOK AT THE PHOTOGRAPHS OF JAKE?. AND I SEE MANY DIFFRENT TYPES OF MEN IS THERE A GROUP OF THEM. IF SO THATS COPY RIGHT …………..OW IM A VEGY I READ THEY LIE ABOUT THAT AS WELL THEY LOST MY SUPPORT AND MANY MORE PEAPLE LIKE ME THINK LIKE THAT IF YOU THINK IM BUYING INTO LIES THINK AGAIN OW IF HE WANTS TO SUE TELL HIS LAWER TO LOOK AT HIS PICTURES ONE HE HAS BLACK HAIR ONE HE HAS BROWN WHAT IS HE MERLIN THE GREAT HUH. NO I DONT TRUST THE USA AND HEAR IS ONE REASON WHY……….
ReplyWHERE IS WHT I WROTE
ReplyWHICH ONE IS GAY THEN?. I RECKON THE BROWN HAIRED ONE NO IT COULD BE THE BLACK HAIRD ONE. I GIVE UP………………..
ReplyAll of you who speculate on or think they have any right to weigh in on Jake Gyllenhaal, or anyone’s orientation is a fuckass. First off, poofter? Really, this sounds completely credable. And even if he WAS gay, its not like anyone on the internet of all places has an opinion on it thats worth a damn. He can act. Damn well, and thats what he does. Everything he does off set is his business and his business alone. So you all can go suck a fuck. Good day.
Reply@bored:
ReplyCome On He’d be hot if he had brown eyes
I hate to break this to you but, Ian offers absolutely nothing here that you won’t read on Waiting For Toothy, Oh My Godot, or the message board over at The Awful Truth. The same idiots who visit those sites have come here, because this article was linked to those sites, and are now they are spinning cartwheels over literally nothing. They’re spinning cartwheels because they know they have nothing else.
That’s how desperate they are, they know no one believes them and they are thrilled that someone has said what they believed, even if it’s a notorious liar/douchbag like Ian Halperine and even if he doesn’t have anything new to offer. The one thing these Ted Casablanca-loving tin foil hat wearers don’t seem to realize is that THERE IS NO NEW INFORMATION HERE. It’s not like he uncovered some smoking gun or anything.
You people are insane. That’s about all there is to it.
ReplyThat little skunk bag better stay AWAY from my jake!
ReplyInteresting read, perhaps the best article iv’e browse today. We learn everyday cheers to you!
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