IUC Exclusive: All of these Stars Are Gay, except for one – who? Clue#1 – Johnny B. Goode

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   Jamie Bancroft said on February 4th, 2009 at 8:03 pm

   Oprah.

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   section9 said on February 4th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

   Tom Cruise is NOT GAY!!!!

   That’s just a complete lie…..

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   dina said on February 4th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

   Robin Williams?

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   Lindalee said on February 4th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

   Well, we know Jake is because Ted Casablanca outed him as “Toothy Tile” two years ago and just about everybody in Hollywood says that he’s anxious to come out. Oprah and Gayle have been lovers for the better part of two decades. That’s the only one that’s indisputable. Tom Cruise has always been rumoured to be gay but the verdict is still out. His first wife Mimi Rogers said,, “I don’t know if he’s gay or not but he never wanted to have sex with me.” A porn actor claimed to have had sex with him but was later forced to retract under legal threats. We’ll put him in the maybe column. Trebek’s moustache would normally be a giveaway, but he’s been married at least twice and, since he’s not an actual actor, the odds of him being gay are the same as the odds for any Canadian male (about 1 in 10). Robin Williams is supposedly bisexual and is known for the occasional gay romp. So I guess Trebek is the correct answer.

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   section9 said on February 4th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

   Yah, brahs, seriously, Robin Williams an old friend of Elton? No, seriously, the next thing you’ll do is out Jack Webb. So, I take that those rumors about Oprah and Gayle King are lies, …..ALL LIES!!!!

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6. 
   Lani said on February 5th, 2009 at 12:40 am

   Alex-gay
   Jake-gay
   Tom-bisexual
   Robin-? don’t know don’t care
   Oprah-same

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7. 
   Mememe said on February 5th, 2009 at 3:57 am

   Alex trebek-never heard of him so have no idea if if’s he’s gay or not.
   Oprah-not sure. I’ve heard the rumours about her and gayle but I’m not 100% convinced. Her recent proclamation of straightness was a bit suspect though. Kind of ’she doth protest too much’
   Jakey G/toothy tile-DEFINITELY GAY wasn’t he planning to come out as bi on a chat show and then for some reason decided not too? Not that anyone would believe he’s anything other than completely gay anyway. However i don’t believe him and austin nichols have a surrogate baby together.
   Tommy girl-gay but will have sex with a girl if absolutely necessary i.e to procreate
   Robin Williams-can be Uber camp but i think it’s a ruse to lure women into bed! Definitely not gay but wouldn’t suprise me if he slept with men when he’s drunk/drugged up.

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8. 
   Keane said on February 5th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

   I don’t know who Alex Trebek is but all the others have been rumoured to be gay many a time (e.g. Robin Williams) and Jake, Oprah and Tom are obviously gay to all but the dumbest, PR bullshit believers out there. So I vote Alex.

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9. 
   Kris said on February 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

   The clue on the top has Jake’s initials. It’s Jake who is straight.

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10. 
    Keane said on February 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Nah Ian doesn’t make it that obvious, any everyone knows Jakey G is Ted Casablancas’ “Toothy Tiles”. He’s the last one who is straight!

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11. 
    Mememe said on February 5th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    This is really stretching it to fit the clue but Robin Williams was in GOOD Will Hunting and played a character call JOHN in Dead Poets Society

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12. 
    bored said on February 5th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    That would be funny if Tom was NOT the gay one. haha I’ll go with Pat… but i also have a hard time believing Jake is gay.

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13. 
    Kris said on February 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I always thought “Toothy Tiles” was Tom Cruise.

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14. 
    ShyLock said on February 7th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Johnny B Goode, same initials as Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal. Could there be another meaning to it, that everybody except Jake is happy (gay) cause they are not closet cases?

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15. 
    Jimmy said on March 17th, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    Alex Trebek…nice picture !
    How bout showing me some nips.

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16. 
    Tomas Maypother said on September 5th, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    I like Dick!…>Sorry Katie it’s true!….Soorie was conceived in a test tube bottle!

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