IUC Exclusive: Beyonce targeted to star in Film Version of Gilligan’s Island; Will new film finally out Gilligan?
IUC has learned Sherwood Schwartz, legendary creator of the Brady Bunch, and his son Lloyd are getting all their ducks in place to bring Gilligan and his fellow castaways to the big screen in ‘09. This is not the first time a film has been made about the eccentric old day version of Survivor. Three made for tv films were produced back in the day, including one about the world famous Harlem Globetrotters getting stranded on the Island. Originally, that film was supposed to feature the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, which IUC would have preferred, but it was changed to the Globetrotters because the producers were worried about mass appeal.
Beyonce is the Schwartz’s first choice to play sex kitten Ginger. Michael Cera is frontrunner to play the quirky role of Gilligan, who IUC predicts will be outed as a former gay porn star who got stranded on the island on purpose cause he had a crush on the Skipper. Wouldn’t it be incredible if Gilligan and the Skipper get married and spark new publicity for the never ending debate about gay marriage. Rumor has it they’re trying to get Hulk Hogan of all people to play the Skipper.
IUC’s choice for the remaining castaways is:
Mr. and Mrs. Howell – Posh Spice and David Beckham
Mary Ann – Katie Holmes, (she’d be perfect to fall in love with Gilligan only to find out he’s gay – sound familiar?)
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