IUC Sports: NFL Stars Line Up to play in Pokey

Posted on December 13th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Sports

Two recent developments keep the IUC sports rumor bin flowing. Hey has anyone seen Mark Ingram? Former New York Giant receiver   was supposed to show up to prison in Kentucky earlier this week. Beginning a 7 year sentence for bank fraud and $ laundering. Doggie Style GridironNow hes on the lam..to be honest I don’t think I would show up either..sad situation, his son is a star at Alabama, maybe he’s waiting till after the bowl games so he could at least watch his kid on TV..
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-lidate105959277dec10,0,6489289.story

Once Ingram gets comfortable in the pen he and his pen pal mentor OJ “slasher” Simpson can compare notes on how to stay alive and avoid being raped in prison. Michael “doggie style” Vick has managed to survive pretty well so far in Leavenworth state penitentiary by actually playing football a la Longest Yard>
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2008/04/05/2008-04-05_michael_vick_playing_prison_football.html

In Dallas cry baby Terrel Owens is having issues with his quarterback Romo of the Broken Pinkie and tight end Jason Witten, small brained Owens thinks there is a conspiracy theory where Romo and Witten plot to keep the ball away from Owens during games.
How pathetic and distracting to the fading Cowboys…
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2008/12/11/2008-12-11_report_terrell_owenstony_romo_rift.html

Football seems to produce the strangest and most bizarre characters. I will rent North Dallas 40 tonight….

(IUC Sports Contributor Fleeze)

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