IUC Fashion: From the Birth of Christ to the coming of the Magi…

IUC fashion editor Erin Hershberg put this gem together.  Best version by a Canadian since Bob and Doug.

Angelina Jolie:
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Jennifer Garner:
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Jay-Z:
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Lindsay Lohan:
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Katie Holmes:
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Seal:
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Madonna:
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Victoria Beckham:
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A calorie-less turkey
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Portia DeRossi:
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A fetus in a test tube,
A calorie-less turkey
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Michelle Williams:
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A dose of amnesia,
A fetus in a test tube,
A calorie-less turkey
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Hillary Clinton:
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
A tap at Lewinski,
A dose of amnesia,
A fetus in a test tube,
A calorie-less turkey
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.

Michelle Obama:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave  to me
A terrifying country,
A tap at Lewinski
A dose of amnesia,
A fetus in a test tube,
A calorie-less turkey
A long, steel bat,
One last movie role,
Some really good concealer,
A key to my own house,
A final restraining order,
A free stab at Solange,
A deeper gambling debt,
A ticket to Ethiopia
And another baby.