IUC Exclusive: Steroids scandal hits Hollywood

All those young heartthrobs you’ve seen on tv bulked up – it’s all because of steroids.  This according to a notorious L.A. drug dealer who has revealed to IUC that he makes a killing selling illegal steroids to young actors.  “They all want to have incredible looking bodies,” he said.  “Steroids gives them the edge.”  The drug dealer said he turned to Hollywood after his dealings to athletes hit a giant roadblock.  “The testing in professional sports has become so sophisticated,” the dealer said.  “It’s impossible to do it without being caught.  In Hollywood, there’s no drug testing at all.  In fact many managers and studio execs have hired me to provide their stars with the right drugs to make them look amazing on the big screen.  Almost all famous actors, men and women, are on steroids.  Even our governor once did them.”  DEVELOPING…