IUC Exclusive: Member of Madonna’s Staff spills beans – Madge Wants kids with A-Rod

Posted on December 10th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

My latest source in Madonna’s camp is one of her staff members.  This just in how she overheard Madge on the phone with A-Rod a couple nights ago.  “You’re the sexiest and most delicious man I’ve ever known,” Madge told A-Rod, according to the staff member.  “I want to suck everything on you, your body, your heart and your toes.  And I want to have your babies.”  At 50, Madge better take some good fertility supplements to get the process going. 

Meanwhile, an old teammate of the Yankee slugger thinks A-Rod has gone off his rocker.  “I think he’s completely lost his mind hooking up with Madonna,” he said.  “We all know how A-Rod has a different woman in every major league and probably minor league town.  He swings his cock the same way he swings his bat – like a champ.  And the women just can’t get enough.  A-Rod being monogomous would almost be like saying Martina Navratilova is straight.”   Developing…

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