IUC Exclusive: Michael Jackson has his Butthole Cleaned Every Day
Michael Jackson also needs to get his nose cleaned
Michael Jackson, who is gravely ill with a rare lung disease, has his butthole cleaned every afternoon. This according to one of his close friends. Jackson, the friend said, is afraid to clean his butt himself cause of the possibility of contracting fecal germs. So, he has two male holisitic practitioners come in each day to clean his butthole.
“It’s a pretty sophisticated operation,” the friend said. “It takes about 30 minutes. They use a machine that looks like a mini vacuum to go up his butthole to get all the dirt out. It’s painless but time consuming.”
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Could have gone my whole life not knowing that tidbit of info.
ReplyYour Such A Sick Pervert, How Would You Know That. You Sick Buttholes!!!
Replymichael jacksons nose fall out!!
Replyif he has a disease pertaining to his lungs, i do not understand how his anal (solely part of his digestive area) has to do with the lung problem. go check your source again…noob (don’t medicine or its terms and people, please, don’t fall for falsifiable info like this.
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Replyit is sad how people can be very stupid
guys its fake his music is awsome the song manin the mirror showed kids r starving so shut up
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