IUC Exclusive: Michael Jackson has his Butthole Cleaned Every Day
Michael Jackson also needs to get his nose cleaned
Michael Jackson, who is gravely ill with a rare lung disease, has his butthole cleaned every afternoon. This according to one of his close friends. Jackson, the friend said, is afraid to clean his butt himself cause of the possibility of contracting fecal germs. So, he has two male holisitic practitioners come in each day to clean his butthole.
“It’s a pretty sophisticated operation,” the friend said. “It takes about 30 minutes. They use a machine that looks like a mini vacuum to go up his butthole to get all the dirt out. It’s painless but time consuming.”
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Could have gone my whole life not knowing that tidbit of info.
ReplyYour Such A Sick Pervert, How Would You Know That. You Sick Buttholes!!!
Replymichael jacksons nose fall out!!
Replyif he has a disease pertaining to his lungs, i do not understand how his anal (solely part of his digestive area) has to do with the lung problem. go check your source again…noob (don’t medicine or its terms and people, please, don’t fall for falsifiable info like this.
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Replyit is sad how people can be very stupid
guys its fake his music is awsome the song manin the mirror showed kids r starving so shut up
Replyque feo ese hijo de Puta
Replytou fucking ass holes! that is not true!!!!!!!!!! he was a great artist of music that suffered fucking lies like this mother fucker lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replymichael jackson rocks leave him alone loser.
Replyur allllllll said 2 coment
Replybet he likes it (;
ReplyLeave my Idol alone!!! It is not True. Michael can clean his ownself,Just because he’s dead,this gives you the right to talk down to him? get a Life. you did this before. Man,The media is strange and evil.
Replyshut up ROB you r the sick pervert sicko who will enjooy it!!!! and this is all SOO not true!!! who would believ it??? and wat kinda person are you that doesn’t like MJ , HE RULES!!! (POP)
0.0 R.i.P MJ -_-
ReplyTHAT,S NOT FUNNY .I AM NOT LAFFING BECAUSE IT IS UPSETING AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I AM A FAN I LIKE HIM SO MUCH I HAVE GOT HIM ON THE WII ITS COLD MICHAEL JACKSON THE EXPERIENCE IT IS GOOD OK NOW STOP XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX………………………..
ReplySORRY BUT I AM NOT BEEN MENE IT IS SAD AND I DO LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOVE LOVE LOVE I CAN DREM ABAWT LOVE I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
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Replyblatently not true. leave mj alone okay? i bet he can sing better than you!
Replytell them!!!
ReplyTell the fuckin truth yall probably got summin up yallz ass to wann lie like dat. Go 2 hell!
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