IUC Exclusive: Britney’s Doc Puffed Up with BS; I might change the name of my book to “Stalking BS”

Posted on December 1st, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Music
Britney the Queen of B.S.
Britney the Queen of B.S.

Britney is the consummate profressional spin doctor.  Years ago, she told the world she was a virgin when in fact she lost her virginity at age 16.  Now, in her new documentary “For The Record” she renegs on her promise to tell all.  Basically, it was a puffed up promo piece for her upcoming “tell all” book.  Britney has the right initials – B.S., which is what her and her spin doctors have been shoving down the throats of her loyal fan base for years.  In the doc she tries to elicit sympathy by telling lies that are easily proveable.  For instance, she refuses to explain why she shaved her head that memorable night in L.A.  Truth of the matter is she needed to do that cause she was scheduled to take a drug test a few days later and feared her hair samples would show traces of cocaine and other drugs.  A positive drug test would have taken away her kids permanently.

I’ll postpone the release of my book till after her book is published.  That way, I can debunk all the B.S. in hers and give her fans the real facts they’ve waited so long for.  (L.A. Times) 

  1. section9 said on December 1st, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Years, and I do mean YEARS ago there was a rumor of an affair Britney had with Porn Empress Jenna Jameson. Confirm or deny?

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  2. HisHighness said on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Don’t have a shed of proof on this one Section. She was also linked to several other women, including Paris Hilton and Kate Moss .

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  3. section9 said on December 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Thanks. It was only a rumor; they met in Vegas years ago, and that Jenna tried to make a go of a relationship after a one-night stand. Nothing came of it because Britney knew it would make her toxic in a publicity-way. This was before the K-Fed days and the disposable kids. Now she’s trying to remanufacture herself a la Madonna. Bet she ends up like Michael Jackson.

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  4. Fresh said on December 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    I thought you LOVED her. Dyck. Should have known when you began with Geraldo Rivera for damage control.

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  5. Fresh said on December 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    You’re the liar. You are postponing your book because you were counting on suicide.

    Rewrite the end dyck head.

    You used her pitifully.

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  6. Fresh said on December 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    No. You are postponing your book because you expected special treatment? A special, “Thanks Ian?”

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  7. HisHighness said on December 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Fresh, I can accept fair comment but yours are filled with hatred and false pretense. Please, stick to the facts. Peace!

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  8. Thunderpussgeisha said on December 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Ahahahhaha at the BS correlation! I had not thought of that. All I need to say is that obviously this girl is still not the sharpest tool in the shed. For me, my favourite part of the documentary was when she spoke with Madonna (yes, I know I am bias). It just reiterated to me how very incapable BS is at being the next M. I can’t imagine what a book would look like if BS wrote one, or even attempted to. Poor ting.
    Signed,
    The Dyke

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  9. Fresh said on December 5th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Not hatred Ian. I am feeling wounded from believing you would defend her.

    Also if you checked with Sean you would know I believed in you.

    Am I angry? I guess not. You’re not who I thought you were. Geraldo was not an amateur’s mistake.

    You couldn’t be more seasoned. Am I mad at you? Yeh. You’re taking down our girl.

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  10. Fresh said on December 5th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Angry and mad. Degrees of separation.

    I was angry before. Now I am resolute and accepting.

    Please don’t go after the girl.

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  11. Fresh said on December 6th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Sean Frasier.

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  12. Quinn said on December 11th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Oh come on Ian not only are there numerous spelling errors but your post is inelligible what BOOK is she publishing – you were talking about a DOCUMENTARY?! Like what the f are you on about??
    Coming from a British Journalism student myself, as you supposedly were(hmmm), I think you could have made some more effort.
    That thing about hair is BS as hair is not used in drug tests…
    Oh and I honestly think you’re NOT getting your book published maybe because of libel situations huh?

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