IUC Exclusive: A-Rod Becoming Kosher Home Run King

Posted on November 25th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive

A-Rod becoming King of Kosher

A-Rod becoming King of Kosher

A-Rod, who’s been bonking Madonna for months in an orgy of publicity, is preparing for his nuptials with the Material Girl by sampling the best Jewish food NYC has to offer. He’s taken up Madge’s Kaballah faith, praying every day and going to NYC’s top Kosher eateries. Recently, he was seeing downing gefilte fish, borscht and potato pirogen at a Kosher Diner on the Upper East Side. “His appetite is huge,” a restaurant staff member commented. “He requested seconds and thirds. His tipping was also big. He left 40 percent on top of his tab.”

  1. S.Sache said on November 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Well, no wonder his appetite is soooo huge, he’s dating Madona, the love Goddess! I just hope he remembers to rehydrate.
    And now he’s a big spender? He must have heard the news lately that the Material Girl is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
    Well, despite the two destroyed relationships, major heartbreak and familial upheaval, I say, “mozeltoff!” Anytime an older woman, can steal a much younger (by 20 years), married man away from his gorgeous wife needs a standing “O”. Talk about hitting a homerun.

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