IUC Exclusive: Prince Harry wants to be male version of Jackie Collins

Posted on November 24th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive
Prince Harry likes sexy and steamy romance
Prince Harry likes sexy and steamy romance

Prince Harry would trade everything he has to be the next Jackie Collins, a close friend of the Prince recently told IUC.  Self admittedly a talentless writer who dreams of a great career, Prince Harry has been a huge fan of Collins for years.  He told his friend he is bored of the military and would love to write “sexy bestsellers”

Prince Harry Obsessed with Jackie Collins
Prince Harry Obsessed with Jackie Collins

like his idol Collins, who has sold over 400 million books.  Harry told his friend he is drawn to Collins for her mind and her vast attractiveness to be able to project sexual fantasy and pleasure in a way that reinforces how important sex still is in a world dominated by technological sophisticated communication.

How adroitly is Harry divided?  According to the friend, he is dimly aware he has a sense of telling a story.

“Plain and simple, Harry’s bored with all his military endeavours,” the friend said.  “He’s great at telling a story but does not even realize his potential.  It’s a confidence thing he lacks.  But I’ve heard him at the local pub tell his friends stories – sexy and steamy stories.   I told him if he ever wrote a novel it would fly off the shelves.  The Royal Family would freak out if he ever tried something like this.  He’d probably be blacklisted, just like his mother was before she died cause it’s not something the Queen would want her grandson to do.” 

  1. section9 said on November 24th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Jeezus effing Christmas! See what happens when you have a Glorious Revolution and you import a family of Germans to run your Monarchy? They go to seed! Good God, his father was a halfway decent pilot, his grandfather a decorated naval officer!

    This clown wants to write sexy novels for people like my wife. Christ! Send him back to Afghanistan. Now!

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  2. Thunderpussgeisha said on November 24th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    All Hail Britain! Oh what would Dirty Harry’s mama think of this? Poor English Rose. I suppose he got the apt for ass from his papa. We all recall “Camilla I want to live in your panties,” right? That sounds like a bad line from a Collins book. Father like son! All Hail Britain!

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