IUC Exclusive: Get Ready for “MADROD”, Madonna and Guy to divorce Friday; A-Rod on deck, Madonna determined to make them modern version of Marilyn and Joltin Joe

Madonna is the willing and unwitting leader of pop culture. Now, in the spirit of her notorious mischief, she will finalize her divorce with Guy Ritchie this Friday in London High Court. And anyone who thinks A-Rod is an insignificant presence better take a pill. As previously reported on IUC, the couple have been spending all their free time together. A-Rod has bragged to friends he’s never had better sex. According to a top NYC model/escort, A-Rod remains on the prowl when Madonna’s away on tour. She claims she’s had sex with him behind the Material Girl’s back, including kinky encounters at NYC’s Four Seasons Hotel. Meanwhile, Madonna wants everyone to know her and A-Rod will live together forever, becoming a modern day version of her idol Marily Monroe’s legendary tryst with Joe DiMaggio. IUC predicts “MADROD” will barely last into next year’s post season, when A-Rod is again playing golf. Stay Tuned!!!!!