IUC Exclusive: Get Ready for “MADROD”, Madonna and Guy to divorce Friday; A-Rod on deck, Madonna determined to make them modern version of Marilyn and Joltin Joe

Posted on November 20th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Romance, IUC:Sex, IUC:Sports

Get ready for MA-ROD
Madonna is the willing and unwitting leader of pop culture. Now, in the spirit of her notorious mischief, she will finalize her divorce with Guy Ritchie this Friday in London High Court. And anyone who thinks A-Rod is an insignificant presence better take a pill. As previously reported on IUC, the couple have been spending all their free time together. A-Rod has bragged to friends he’s never had better sex. According to a top NYC model/escort, A-Rod remains on the prowl when Madonna’s away on tour. She claims she’s had sex with him behind the Material Girl’s back, including kinky encounters at NYC’s Four Seasons Hotel. Meanwhile, Madonna wants everyone to know her and A-Rod will live together forever, becoming a modern day version of her idol Marily Monroe’s legendary tryst with Joe DiMaggio. IUC predicts “MADROD” will barely last into next year’s post season, when A-Rod is again playing golf. Stay Tuned!!!!!

  1. Thunderpussgeisha said on November 20th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    OH Madge…she loves her some boy toys. I think that she should be happy and single for now…absolutely….no….commitments.

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  2. Laurie G said on November 23rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    “Madonna -the unwilling and unwitting leader of pop culture”??? Madonna’s leadership and iconic stature in pop culture is the DIRECT result of her extraordinary will. I beg to differ Ian…yet again. ;)

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