IUC Exclusive: Mike Myers ain`t no Love Guru in real life according to close aide

Posted on November 11th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

Love Guru needs more love
Mike Myers ain`t no Love Guru in real life
A former employee of Mike Myers has revealed to IUC that the man now known as the Love Guru is the most bitter person he`s ever worked for. He claims Myers has become a huge control freak, firing staff if they so much as look at him or try to shake his hand. `Mike has totally lost his mind,`the Myers employee said. “It was most apparent in the making of the Love Guru when he fired actors for looking at him on set. They were warned in advance not to look at him, not to talk to him and not to stand within distance of him unless they were in a scene with him. And still they were warned not to have eye contact with him. No wonder the film bombed – how can you act without making eye contact.“
The Myers employee went on to say, “the Love Guru ain`t no Ghandi. Unfortunately, today he`s more like Saddam Hussein meets Idi Amin – and that `s being polite.“

  1. Sebastian Fort said on November 11th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Well…I’m just glad to know he’s NOT gay! Hahaha!

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  2. Sebastian Fort said on November 11th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    …wait! In retrospect if he was having an affair with his petit co-star as seen above I may have to pee myself!

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  3. Tswagg said on November 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Celebritys and thier bullshit!!!…there problem is everybody around them is scared to call them on thier bullshit.They are like babies..desprete for disipline.He needs to be humbled if this is in fact true.The people around him need to grow a pair.

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  4. Danny Las Vegas said on June 3rd, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    That’s sad… especially since he’s a fellow Canadian and we pride ourselves on being quite a friendly people. People like him don’t deserve to have the fame and fortune they are privileged with.. when all they do is treat other people, including the people who helped them to get to where they are, like complete shite. Here’s someone who benefits from the love of people (his fans) but in return gives back hate. Ironic, really.

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