IUC Exclusive: Sex Pill more Powerful than Viagra invented for Fidel Castro 30 years ago

Posted on October 31st, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Politics

Fidel Castro slept with over 35,000 women

Here’s the story from PR Web:

New York, NY (PRWEB) October 31, 2008 — On his popular website www.ianundercover.com, NY Times best selling author and award winning journalist Ian Halperin interviewed a top Cuban official who said former President of Cuba Fidel Castro boasted about having slept with more than 35,000 women over a four decade period. Now, the close Castro aide alleges the Cuban dictator had a Cuban doctor invent a sex pill for him more than thirty years ago that is more effective and works twice as fast as Viagra.

“Fidel needed a drug to facilitate his huge sexual appetite,” revealed Ramon Lopez, a long time Castro aide. “So, he asked a Cuban scientist to invent for him the world’s best sex pill. And it worked. The pill allowed him to keep an erection for twelve hours straight.”

Lopez told Halperin Castro should now release the secret sex pill to the masses to help fuel the struggling Cuban economy. “I don’t know why he does not put it on the market,” Lopez said. “It would make billions. It lasts much longer than Viagra, has less side effects and takes only 10 minutes to kick in.” (Viagra takes 30).

Halperin travelled to Cuba last year, interviewing hundreds of Castro’s close confidentes and friends.

Halperin, a renowned award winning filmmaker, is directing a tell all documentary about the Cuban leader called “Cubano Castro.” It will be released for major distribution in 2010. His current film about how he posed undercover as a gay actor infiltrating the world of Hollywood and The Church of Scientology recently made world headlines. For more visit www.superdupa.com

  1. MajesticNegress said on October 31st, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Wowwww….All I had to do was look at those atrocious teeth of his and the jig would be up!…Horrible mouth hygienie indeed!

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  2. anon87 said on October 31st, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    ^^^^^ I couldn’t agree with you more….

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  3. Madeline Barbara said on October 31st, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Atrocious teeth or not… he’s still an attractive man. I was in Cuba many years ago. The people were poor, but very clean and had a lot of pride in their country. I don’t think it’s all that good an idea to have on the market a pill that’s even stronger than viagra giving men continuous erections. I think there’s enough men throwing their “private parts” on the table to compete with each other. I think that’s one of the causes of a lot of the problems in the world. Maybe it would make billions for the Cuban people, but, again, we should let each country make their own decisions. I think it would be really great and help the world (and the Cuban people) even more if they found a pill that could help women be multi orgasmic. That’s what the world needs now, more female orgasmic energy.

    Also, there are tantric methods that can assist men in a healthy way maintain erections and ALSO circulate healthy orgasmic energy through their bodies to the women they’re with. Because a man can have endless erections doesn’t necessarily add much good to the world. It’s kinda like a wmd… the LAST thing certain men need is an endless erection. Gotta be careful whose hands a pill like this could get into… There are a lot of male predators out there who would have a field day with something like this. And not in a good way.

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  4. Pamela Stewart said on October 31st, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    A 12 hour erection could have it’s drawbacks. I mean, let’s say you met some babe and took her back to your place after the bar closed, so you pop a pill at 2 or 3am and have a great night of sex but then you have to go to work with a hard on. How do you explain that to your boss? “Just happy to see you.”

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  5. Gwen Cooper said on October 31st, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Ay, dios mio! Cuando estoy borracha, me gustan mucho las erecciones continuales!

    En Cuba no falta nada…viva la Cuba libre!

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  6. Mark said on October 31st, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    No wonder America still has sanctions on Cuba…*ucking cock blockers! LOL

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  7. Lisa Wright said on November 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am

    This story is obviously false. If Cuba had such a pill, it could have solved their financial crisis overnight. Sounds like an urban legend in the making to me.

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  8. Art Ruggiero said on November 1st, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Hey Madeline Barbara,

    Where you sober when you wrote: ‘Fidel is an attractive man…there’s enough men throwing their “private parts” on the table and it causes alot of problems of this world… It’s kinda like a wmd” If so, contact me quickly, before it is too late. I know many Cuban doctors that can help you!!! They will surgically remove your head from your rectum at no charge.

    Art
    (917) 299-XXXX

    P.S. Maybe it’s time to think about A.A.? Also, you haven’t reproduced yet, have you? If not, maybe these doctors might be willing to keep your problem from ‘multiplying’.

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  9. Art Ruggiero said on November 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    What da you know, the first time post a comment I spell the first word wrong! Hey, guess who is being laughed at now?

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  10. Laz said on November 1st, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Man, what you want to do is make money with this false and ridiculous story. Or Castro’s corporation paid you to talk about this fantasy.

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  11. Sebastian Fort said on November 4th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    I wonder – given the size of his Communist Regime – why hasn’t Kim Jong-il invented a height pill? I would buy that!

    (Ahem, I mean body height…not you know, Viagra height! I am quite content!)

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