Katie Holmes Broadway Debut Receives Scathing Reviews
Posted on October 29th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

Safe to say Katie, Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman should stick to the silver screen. (LA Times)
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Nicole Kidman can act, but like Cher, too much Botox has ruined a good thing. (Although she claims not to have done anything to her face).
Katie Holmes is cute and all but that doesn’t make a good actress, even the guest role she did on Eli Stone was not that great, her acting is just not, well let’s say, just not up to the standards of someone who would be considered to be so much more evolved than the rest of us because they have been poked and prodded or emetered into superiority by her husband’s so called religion.
ReplyNot everyone does everything well. That seems to be the case with Katie Holmes. She’ll just have to go home to one of her many homes and be comforted by her little known husband. Many “regular” people don’t always do as well at something as we’d like, but most “regular” people don’t have a gazillion million dollars to comfort us. While having a lot of money certainly doesn’t take care of everything or comfort hurt feelings, it sure does help. If you’re going to be miserable… at least be miserable in comfortable (well really SUPER comfortable) surroundings.
ReplyBut she was so good in that Batman movie!
Wait–I can’t even TYPE that with a straight face.
Much like Britney’s appearance at the VMAs: I prayed to the baby Jesus for a travesty, and the baby Jesus has given me a travesty. Drinks all around!
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