IUC Exclusive: Hollywood Madame says Jack Nicholson requested lewd sex acts with Male Escorts

Posted on October 23rd, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Gay, IUC:Sex

Madame says Jack Nicholson like to perform lewd sex acts
Eager to name names as well as their sexual proclivities, Madame Renata dissed the dirt to me on another of her clients – Oscar winning actor Jack Nicholson, considered one of the greatest Hollywood superstars in history. She said Nicholson requested the most lewd sex acts of any of her celebrity clients.
“He liked to be pissed on, shitted on, the whole works,” Madame Renata revealed. “A male always serviced him, but I don’t think he’s queer, he’s just adventurous.”
Her explanation just did not make sense to me. Nicholson has long been known at the top of th list of Hollywood’s greatest womanisers.
“You see, you have to understand the life of somebody like that,” she explained. “He spent the last 40 years being worshipped and adored wherever he goes. People like that have so much money and so many things, they’re not necessarily closeted but they want a new adventure.” Though she hastened to add that’s not to say the majority of male actors who hire the gay male escorts are straight. Far from it.
“I’ve got two gay escorts working for me at the moment, one Black, one Italian. They work every single day and one out of five of their calls is from a celeb.”
She proceeds to name about 15 regular famous clients who each request the male escorts. Most of the names surprise me. STAY TUNED FOR MORE

  1. Pamela Stewart said on October 23rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Now I know where Jack got that shit eating grin from and it ain’t pretty.

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  2. Madeline Barbara said on October 23rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    I’m not usuall into this, but I find this hysterical. JACK NICHOLSON likes to be humiliated like that by male escorts. I don’t know why I find this so funny… maybe it’s because of his SOOOO macho image and womanizing. I do know from someone who can’t be named, but was a famous attorney, said that a lot of judges really liked to be humiliated by male escorts. Maybe it does have to do with having a lot of power in their “real” lives. In their “private” lives, they want to give up control and want to be humiliated. From the judges’ standpoint, maybe it’s because they humiliate people every day as part of their job. Humiliate in the way that they have total control and authority as judges. As far as Nicholson, womanizing is really a form of control and treating women (who are actually other human beings) as objects. So maybe he likes some “objects” like piss and shit being thrown on him. Hystercal!

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  3. Ryan Murphy said on October 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    All work and no gays makes Jack a dull boy.

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  4. Jonathan said on October 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Oh Jack. The funny thing is this doesn’t change my impression of him at all. This could have said almost anything and it wouldn’t matter. Ya think when he pulls out his Johnson he shouts “Here’s Johnny”?…

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  5. Alicia Butler said on October 24th, 2008 at 1:33 am

    All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy…

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  6. John S. said on October 24th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    You guys, there is one very easy explanation for this that you’re all overlooking.

    Lara Flynn Boyle.

    Think about it. You date her for several years. She weighs 67 lbs and shatters into trillions of tiny bone fragments if you touch her without gloves made of rabbit fur. Then, you break up, and you’re finally free. Now that you can finally f—, by God, you’re going to KICK UP YOUR HEELS AND F—. Enter gay escort, pee-pee, poo-poo, and any other accoutrements to make the experience as down and dirty and UN-wafer-thin-washed-up-TV-star as possible.

    It’s really very simple.

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  7. section9 said on October 25th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    So, uh, got anything newsworthy, like…I hear Condi is gay?

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  8. Brady said on October 27th, 2008 at 3:47 am

    Ohhh so Jack likes to be shit on. No wonder he starred in The Bucket List then. The critics were lining up to shit on him after that one.

    I think this revelation along with his aging hearing is the real explanation as to why he starred in “About Schmidt.” He couldn’t wait to sign on after his agent told him the title over a bad cell phone connection…

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  9. Erin Hershberg said on November 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Jack Nicholson enjoys plain omelets, tomatoes instead of potatoes, wheat toast, hookers (male or female), piss and shit. And if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be the greasy-haired, smarmy, son of a bitch that he is, and what would be the fun in that? If Jack Nicholson poo-pooed being pooed on then I would poo-poo him.

    The fact that Nicholson – at one time the brutal picture of raw masculinity – has a proclivity for commingling defecation and desire means one thing – letting someone shit on you is manly. So manly is this behaviour of Nicholson that it excuses him from taking part in such limp-wristed films as Bucket List and Something’s Gotta Give and it even turns homosexuality (a tendency to which Jackie boy leans occasionally) on its pansy-assed head. If I were Nicholson I’d wear my skid marks like a badge of honour and thank Madame Renata nightly for letting me be the fetid, raunchy, man I am.

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