San Francisco votes to name sewage plant after George W.
Posted on October 18th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Politics
Dubya is being immortalized with a floating resort, kind of. No beauty shops here. READ THIS
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You know…when I read this I nearly s*it myself! Because on the outset it appears I am the first submitter. So, I get to say: “I always said GW was full of shit.”
However, do you know why I think this is the greatest idea ever? Not as much to publicly disgrace the former First Monkey although that’s a part of it, indeed. No, the main reason is because I have European Friends. Specifically I want to be able to tell them via email we have a s*hit processing plant named after America’s most hated man. Furthermore, when Obama is elected and we are finally a democratic nation with socialistic leanings we will once again be embraced by Western Europe and our economy will rise and we will have more time and money to travel and we will all have nice teeth and healthcare and we will be ale to tell people proudly, “Hey, I’m American! You know from that country with the s*it factory named after the Stupidest Man in the World, give me some hash!” And they will…and it will be a good thing.
ReplyIt’s amazing to think that in a time when Republicans are fighting to enhance Dubya’s public image and legacy that they would have the audacity to turn down ANY kind of recognition he’s offered.
Ever heard of the concept of “all publicity is good publicity”?
Additionally, I have to agree with Sebastian’s sentiment above: I think the idea of naming a shit factory after our nation’s biggest shithead is fitting, to say the least!
ReplyA water treatment plant – how appropriate for the head of the administration that allowed water torture to be used on prisoners.
ReplyYou know what? I don’t understand why everyone is always pissing all over W’s leadership skills.
Over the past 7 years, I’ve learned a lot about life, who the real enemies are, creative ways to entertain myself in the dark when my power gets cut off, and how to make money through an amazing work-at-home biz opp since I can’t afford gas to drive to an office. (Contact me if you’re interested in earning $7,000+ per month.)
Sure, things have gotten a little Iraqward with The War on Terror, but I say we trust The Decider until we win that sh*t!!
ReplyOn one hand, I think this is amazing. They would have to start charging admission. “Now this pipe here is fondly known as Lil Jeb. He can hold up to a half ton of shit!” the tour guide would say, “But kids, you cannot even imagine the amount of shit that comes in and out of Ole Dubya each day!” It would make for a great class trip, and soon the proceeds would turn the whole financial crisis upside down. We’d be at the top once more.
On the other hand, such a name could very well turn out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, and sooner or later the shit would hit the fan. One day there would be a sewage main break, are going to burst and the country would once again be left to clean up Bush’s shit.
ReplyConsidering the economy is in the shits right now and all our money is going down the drain, it only seems fit to name a sewage plant after Bush. I wonder what they’ll name after Sarah Palin.
ReplyI’m actually more excited about the George W. Bush Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University. I hear the place is going to be able to hold up to 12,000 coloring books!
ReplyI think it’s completely and totally appropriate to name a sewage plant after Bush. He’s done nothing but throw garbage and sewage at not only Americans for the last 8 years, but at the rest of the world also. It’s garbage that he’s incompetent. He’s succeeded at doing everything he wanted to do… he got us into Iraq, he’s gotten us into total and surreal debt and he’s managed to subvert all of our liberties in a very short time. He’s the slimiest of the slimey. EVERY sewage/water treatment plant should be named after him. He IS sewage. He and his VP have managed to slime and destroy America’s image in the world and turn potential friends into enemies. He’s managed to get the “bailout” through (but that’s another story) and so when the next President comes in (especially if it’s Obama), there is nothing left to work with. Someone should take him to a water treatment plant and get HIM treated.
ReplyI have to admit, my initial reaction concerning the naming of a sewage plant after “W’ was “yup, makes sense to me.” Still, after circulating the bubbles in my latte, the thought seemed to melt into the grinds.
Yes, I know, this is the same man who turned our surplus into a deficit, thrust us into two wars (one propelled solely by deceit), cheekily placed ideology over competency, implemented cronyism at the expense of ability, cavalierly undermined those who disagreed with his position, blatantly ignored the Geneva Convention guidelines on torture, and the list goes on. Why, oh why, would I care about the standing of someone like this? The short answer is, I do not.
Still, number 2 is number 2, and I do not want sympathy surfacing for someone named after number 2. Simultaneously, we, the people, must recognize our own liability in this mess. A lot of us aligned ourselves with W’s “rancid mentality,” at least at some level (remember “shock and awe?”). It was only after the stick traveled our way that we could discern its smell. I mention this not to condemn but so that we might be more aware the next time around.
So, what is my suggestion? Press Congress to investigate war crimes. “W” will soon be out of office, as well as most of his administration. Perhaps we cannot undo the ineptness during hurricane Katrina or the carnage in Iraq, but we can investigate whether or not crimes took place under this man’s term.
The 43rd president will be etched in the history books for many years to come, likely in an ignoble fashion; maybe the people will not be depicted fondly, either. Still, if you think illegalities may have taken place, then contact your congressman or woman to urge they seek the truth. As the metaphor goes, truth sets us free.
ReplyWell it’s good to know people are still showing him some love before his presidency ends, right?
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