IUC Exclusive: Next up to the divorce plate is Katie Holmes who has been so unhappy, confused and heartbroken over Tom Cruise and his Gay Past
IUC has learned Katie Holmes has been following religiously today details of Madonna’s plan to divorce. Katie, who wants to leave L.A. for NYC for good, also wants to dump Tom Cruise. She’s grown tired of all his weirdo Scientology friends, according to a friend close to the couple. As for Tom, IUC recently learned that he definitely has a gay past, including a string of male lovers from his days as a late teen to his mid 20s. A top Hollywood reporter recently sat down with IUC and dished out all the dirt on Tom’s past, including details of how he had male lovers in his trailer during breaks on the set of his 1983 breakout flick Risky Business. Apparently, Katie has been very concerned about her husband’s notorious gay past. DEVELOPING…
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Saying that we all saw this coming is stating the obvious.
But, it does give a whole new credence to that whole “Chris Klein is the REAL baby daddy” rumors.
Tom needed a trophy wife to prove to the world he wasn’t gay, and Katie needed a legitimate dad for her little “accident”. It was a win-win situation for both.
And of COURSE she’s getting sick of Scientology. Who would want to give up a religion where you can sin as much as you want and be forgiven once a week?!
ReplyNot gonna happen. Missy Cruise had her sign a nine year, eleven month contract at the outset. If she’s truly upset about anything, it’s that the promised boost her career would get – ala Nicole Kidman – has failed to happen.
Hang in there, Katie! Only seven more years or so to go and it’s PAYDAY!
ReplyThere’s no way Tom Cruise is gay. A real gay man would have removed his shoes before jumping all over Oprah’s couch.
Replythank the lord jesus. there is a god in heaven. felt soooo bad for katie. trapped with that blankin’ lunatic. still don’t know how lauer didn’t deck him that day. i only hope she escapes before (is tom reading this?) he finds out. be like one of his thrillers (which totally suck) and he slams the door as its opening. dungeon, chains, whole nine yards. locked away for weeks. nah who am i foolin’. he wouldn’t do that with the kid around. would he?
ReplyBecause our favorite Dawson’s Creek celeb and the one and only Tom Cruise decided to get together for a very head turning publicity stunt, we all knew that things really weren’t “Until Death Do US Part.”
Sure, there is a spawn involved. And yes, she will have a very confusing life because of her mother needing to oblige the Scientology Laws (I am referring to the placenta drank at birth). But we all love to love her while we pick her parents apart.
Cruise has a gay past? Haven’t we all had a bit to much to drink and woken up the next day and brushed it off? Katie, it’s Hollywood baby. Being with a man doesn’t make you “Gay” it makes you more experienced.
ReplySuri sure looks like Tom, so what is she, a turkey baster baby? Poor Katie, Tom will get the kid in the divorce, it’s like Rosemary’s baby, the child belongs to the church. I know plenty of men who have been tourists in gayville or even decided to stay for a while but have had sex with lots of women. Hollywood isn’t Palin territory, he shouldn’t have to hide or try to change his sexuality, no, he should fully express and embrace it.
He should get together with that other Scientologist supposed gay man, Travolta and together they can fight for change in their church, kind of like some Catholics fight the pope on birth control and other issues.
I invite him to come here next year to Toronto for Gay Pride Day where we have one of the largest gay pride parades, not to mention legal gay marriage and we will not only accept him, but allow him to dance naked on one of the floats, or he can wear leather chaps or something. I can see it now.
ReplyWell, it turns out David Duchovny and Tea Leoni were next up to the divorce plate…. but I suspect we all saw that one coming.
ReplyI wonder what L. Ron Hubbard would say about all this! C’mon everyone…our gaydar went off when Tommy boy slid across that hard wood floor in nothing but high socks and tighty whities. Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of…but hiding it because you think it would be shameful if it came out is. Lets be honest though…think about the women he’s dated in the past. With exception of Penelope Cruize, they have all been extremely tall, curveless women. Katie Holmes may have a cute face, but she has the body of a dude that dosn’t workout! He probably fantasises that he’s doing a man when they have sex…I would be my life savings he makes her do it from behind every time. No wonder she’s miserable.
ReplyYou realize, of course, that this is a perfect sedgeway to the famous South Park Tom Cruise bit.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Replyif you believe this ill give you a million dollars katie loves her family and like nicole kidman she dosent believe in divorce tom left nicole sorry get a lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllife
ReplyApril, it’s too bad you can’t turn all those l’s into punctuation marks. It would make your comment more readable.
ReplySomewhere there are half a million guys in Guy Fawkes masks jumping up and down and shouting “Yippie yippie!”
ReplyShould Katie give Maverick the boot? In any marriage there are always going to be days of thunder for a couple to get through.
I’m not surprised that Holmes has been Losin’ It after all the Cocktails of Scientology she has been put through. She should take a heap of Tom’s Colour of Money and get Far and Away from him as possible.
I’m sure Katie still has Endless Love for Ethan Hunt, but she should realise there is still A Few Good Men out there, after all she is still a Young Gun herself and a Top one at that. So my advice to Holmes is to be Firm and avoid all this Risky Business of Scien ‘wtf’ tology and turn the Cruise Taps off.
Trust me you will be making All the Right Moves.
ReplyAllegedly, Tom Cruise, aka “Tom Ruse,” is getting divorced and continues to hide the fact that he likes dudes. I say allegedly, because it remains libelous to claim for certain. Still, it’s only a matter of time before he slips, and instead of saying nay, he blurts gay.
ReplyThen again, Cruise can’t be labeled as a homosexual. It’s impossible. Like Morgan Freeman says in The Shawshank Redemption, “you have to be human,” and Tom Cruise is not human; he is a celebrity on the same level as Michael Jackson.
I never bought Cruise or his performance on Oprah, since the freak simply restaged a scene from Jerry McGuire. And talk about overacting.
But if Cruise did sleep with the entire male cast of Dawson’s Creek, and only metaphorically screw its most famous female actress, Katie Holmes, he just followed the lead of another fellow celebrity and scientologist – John Travolta.
Travolta has dealt with similar rumors for decades. Though Mr. Saturday Night Fever remains happily married to Kelly Preston – another female actress like Holmes – sources claim that Travolta became a scientologist because it cured him of homosexual tendencies. Others maintain the Church of Scientology black mailed Travolta, who supposedly confessed his homosexual affairs on tape (and convincingly fell in love with Christopher Walken in Hairspray).
Now maybe someone just confused Travolta with Tom Cruise? Or maybe someone confused Cruise with Travolta?
More likely, Cruise and Travolta have more in common than their shared profession and religion. They are “Two of a Kind,” like the title of the 1983 film that showcased Travolta. Only this is real life, and where there is smoke, there is usually a flame. The whole thing just seems queer – I mean, odd. There are too (and two) many coincidences and these things always happen in pairs. Besides, Beck and Giovanni Ribisi represent the heterosexual duo occupying the world of scientology. Or do they?
The only thing shocking about this is Katie Holmes actually making an independent decision. Perhaps Tom should show a sense of humor when those gay rumors come out instead of dialing up the lawyers. Or better yet, ingnore em. Maybe then, he’d look believable.
ReplyI lived a few blocks away from Tom and Nicole in Sydney. Those were the happy days (for them), far removed from USA mainstream media, those awful prying journalists bent on exposing Tommy boy for what he really was. The Aussie press adopted him as “Our Tom”, as they always do with overseas celebrities who buy an outrageously expensive big home in Sydney. Oh how they brown-nosed this jumped-up, self-righteous, sanctimonious ponce.
When Nicole came to her senses and dumped him, the Australian media of course followed suit, only somewhat more callously than ever. Questioning his Scientology connections. Delving into the gay past mysteries. labeling him “short-ass dickhead” as only the Aussies can. Until Tom was left with one remaining mate, Australia’s richest man, Jamie Packer, (not related to Tom’s other Packer friend, Fudge).
In life you can run but you cannot hide. Not even Sydney was far enough away for Tom. Nor will Scientology provide a safe enough refuge. Ultimately, Tom Cruise will need to confront himself with his past, and I for one, despite my palpable dislike for him, would prefer that he did so before it is done for him.
ReplyThe contract was for five years, not nine.
Replyany more on this yet? neeeeed to know!
ReplyI’m reading Andrew Morton’s unabridged 2008 biography in which he concluded after interviewing many, many people from Tom’s past (including many girlfriends/wives) that Tom is definitely not gay. I wish people would lay off their gossipy assumptions and drop it!!
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