IUC Exclusive: As first stated here Madonna has had a long affair with Alex Rodriguez; will divorce Guy and soon announce her union with A-Rod

Posted on October 15th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive, IUC:Music, IUC:Sports

Madonna and A-Rod have been having a steamy affair for months
I’ve been telling ya all for the past couple of months how they’ve been having an affair. Now, it’s all confirmed. Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie is finito. Soon, her and A-Rod will come out and announce how they’ve suddenly found love, never cheated while married (yeah right!), and plan to spend the rest of their lives together. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, A-Rod has been banging the virgises out of Madge for the past few months.
A-Rod in love with Madonna
It cost him his marriage and cost Madonna her credibility as she lied to the media repeatedly about the extent of their relationship. He told a Yankee teammate Madonna does everything imaginable to please him and is the hottest person in the sack he’s ever been with. “She just turned 50 but has the body of a 21 year old,” A-Rod said. “I’ve never had a more intense relationship. I worship her head to toe.” She’s told friends she wants to them to be a modern day version of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe. For more on her split CLICK HERE

  1. Pamela Stewart said on October 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am

    It’s all fun and games now A-Rod, but wait until menopause comes along. Madonna is a bitch now, but you ain’t seen nothing yet. Hottest person in the sack, maybe, but her sex drive will soon be as dead as Marilyn Monroe.

    Madonna wants to be a modern day Marilyn Monroe and DiMaggio? OK, well first of all, they got divorced and second, she killed herself. Or if she didn’t, she was killed on behalf of powerful presidential types she was screwing around with. Or, she started to go through menopause and decided to end it all before her vagina shrivelled up and her boobs dropped to her waist.
    A-Rod better take care jumping her bones onces osteoporosis sets in.
    Or Madonna could read Germaine Greer and learn how to embrace her Cronedom. Maybe Guy has as an idea of what is to come and is getting out while he still can.

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  2. Ryan Murphy said on October 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Good for A-Rod. This is the first time in years he hasn’t struck out spectacularly in October.

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  3. Starchem said on October 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    Ahh…two celebs I love to hate getting together! A match made in heaven…or somewhere just south of there. Both the Material Granny and Choke-Rod are two peas in a pod. Both self-absorbed and overly concerned about how they’re perceived/thought-of by mainstream media, the papparazzi, TMZ, et al.

    As a life-long Mets fan, I couldn’t be happier. This unholy union is sure to spawn more losing seasons for the Yanks and more Maalox moments for the Yanks new Three Stooges-esque management team, led by head stooge Hank (nyuck, nyuck, quiet numbskull, I’m trying to run a baseball team!)

    But, I’m not quite sure if they can supplant the fateful tandem of Dimaggio/Monroe. After all, Material Granny has a real taste for hot, spicy latin meat and the Majors are just chock full of imported young latin dishes. And, with MG attending Choke-Rod’s games, might she not spy a new dish that she finds even tastier?

    Beware, Choke-Rod, Beware. I’m just waitin’ for Madonna’s first foray into the world of porn entrepreneurship–”Old Ladies Love to Lick Latins.com”!

    Sign me Up!

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  4. thevideostoreguy said on October 16th, 2008 at 2:24 am

    Funny thing…back when Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe were an item, they were both, you know, relevant. Madonna’s career is already as dead as Pam Stewart says her sex drive will be. And A-Rod…well…he’s got what, three years tops before his rotator cuff gives up and goes home or some similar injury happens? Maybe he can get Staubach’s old gig hawking Rolaids. Or condoms…I definitely wouldn’t want to hang around Madonna without clean-room-grade protection.

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  5. Travis P said on October 16th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    A-Rod is used to batting cleanup – but after Jose Canseco, Charles Barkley and Dennis Rodman? Oh, my God! Madge can practically field a celebrity softball team.

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  6. Josh K. said on October 16th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    It always seems like those involved with New York’s most prestigious team seem to get the Hollywood goddesses. Some would say its the pinstripes, but the name “Yankees” is actually the U.S. equivalent to Canada’s “hockey player” when it comes to dating those of the female gender.

    No offense to Madonna, but do you think a famous celebrity would mingle with someone who played for the Kansas City Royals? Didn’t think so. Let’s just hope A-Rod’s new love will be more exciting and enjoying than the actual New York Yankees team in the next few years.

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  7. Melissa said on October 16th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    blah blah blah affair blah blah blah. the article tells me hetero but those rolled up pants and shoes are saying gay-rod.

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