You never know what goes on in your Neighbors home; Clinton’s NY Neighbor convicted of murder

Posted on October 14th, 2008 by HisHighness in Uncategorized

Bill And Hilary’s neighbor is a killer
Bill and Hilary are known to leave their doors unlocked. They have been warned by secret service agents to be more attentive. Now, one of their neighbors has been convicted of murder and will spend the rest of his life behind bars. READ THIS

  1. Ryan Murphy said on October 14th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Wow, you know you live in a bad neighorhood when Bill Clinton is one of the most moral and law-abiding guys on the block.

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  2. Daccia Bloomfield said on October 14th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Not so secret of the secret service to divulge Billary’s home safety hygiene to the greater world. Or maybe Hill spilled the deets around the water cooler; either way, I don’t buy it. I’ll bet they’ve got serious and possibly biochemical alarm systems. They don’t even need a door.

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  3. Starchem said on October 15th, 2008 at 7:18 am

    I’m afraid that this story will give ole Bill some ideas.

    Bill’s interior monologue: “Hey, my neighbor almost got away with it. No wonder the guy was disbarred, using such a lame story. If only he didn’t use such a rare gun…it just might’ve worked. I wonder…what if Hill and I are driving back home one night and an unidentified black man…or maybe a black man running for president…carjacks us and shoots Hill in the head! It’s perfect! He never liked Hill anyways and then I can get rid of that uncle Tom and ball-n-chain Hill in one fell swoop!

    “Now, I just need to post that intern-wanted ad on Craigslist. Wanted: Cute, blond intern for under-the-desk duties.”

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    Seriously though…why is this the first stop for so many excuses? Wasn’t that the first thing that Susan Smith chick who tried to drown her kids in the van said, huge black guy tried to carjack me! Then this putz who comes along with “my wife got shot by a random Hispanic man!”.

    I have no idea how many times this has been tried…why, I don’t know. But the upshot is, it never seems to work.

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