Avril Lavigne has been partying her ass off as her marriage is all but over
A Hollywood insider tells IUC that Avril Lavigne’s marriage to rocker/womanizer Deryck Whibley should end before the New Year. Here’s the latest Glosslip.com
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If a grounded, well-mannered couple like Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley can’t survive, then what hope do the rest of us have? On the positive side, at least she didn’t marry her grandfather like Celine Dion.
ReplyI guess they had to “go and make things so complicated”. I mean, let’s be compassionate here: “life’s like that”. What’s comfortingly Canadian about the whole operation is that nobody’s shaved their head yet.
ReplyAvril Lavigne, the pride of Napanee. Here is what Napanee is like: I was stuck there for a few days on business in 2002. One night I decided to go to the movies. The movie playing was Changing Lanes with Ben Affleck and I was impressed that it only cost $5.00. The movie started and it was distorted, everything was stretched out and unwatchable. No one reacted. Finally I went out and found someone and asked them to fix it. They stopped the movie for a few minutes to fix it and turned on the lights. When I went back in I said to the audience, “Someone had to say something.” They all looked at me like I had done something wrong. That is so Canadian. So when she puts on that tough act, giving people the finger, spitting, it’s not surprising that it is laughable. What Napanee does have in common with small towns all over Canada and the United States, is that there is nothing to do except drink and listen to bad music. Whibley comes from Ajax, another place where there is nothing to do. And drinking and bad music have a way of leading to fighting and cheating and bad relationships. If you are the one who makes the bad music, it must amplify this effect. Drinking to good music, on the other hand- that’s urban and sophisticated.
ReplyShe’s going out and having a wild time, so when she gets home, hubby and her can spice things up in the bed.
I would need to be up all night partying too if I was in a shameless rock marriage.
When introducing larger than life toys into sexy time, sometimes many drinks and colorful hallucinogens are better then lube.
They aren’t breaking up. Love is there, with toys.
ReplyWhat a shocker…two musicians can’t keep it together in a marraige. Why did they shack up in the first place? Because they are both blonde, Canadian rockers? Please! Neither of them have put out any really good music in well over a year nevermind Avril has a super opposing middle finger that shows up in virturally every picture that’s ever snapped of her. What’s her problem anyway…is she pissed that she looks like she’s 16 and her hubby (soon to be ex-hubby) resembles a troll? I bet that’s why they are splitting. She probably found him sneaking around underneath a bridge and that just confirmed his suspected secret troll life.
ReplyJust look at that pic, man…that tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. That half-ashy cigarette that’s somehow not giving off any smoke, both birds in full extension, eyes half-lidded like she’s been on a bender for the last, well, EVER…you know…you KNOW…that one day, Avril Lavigne will make history by showing up more times than anyone else did on Jerry Springer.
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ReplyLet me just say that the new Avril Canon commercials drive me BONKERS! So lame. I use to like Avril, when she seemed like a Toronto, Queen St. W girl…the ones I can still see down there today. Then she became a poser, all dolled up and pop. Now for the commercial she is old Avril again. This makes her a reverse poser. I have also heard from a source that she likes to party and has no qualms about hiding it and acting trashy in public. Why did you do this to Naponee??!! WHY????!!!!!!!!!!!
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