American Idol Mr. Moneybags Award goes to Simon Cowell at 90 million per year
Posted on October 10th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment
Noone on American Idol comes close to Simon when it comes to earning dough. Paula and Randy earn a pittance $2.5 million base each, peanuts compared to Simon’s mega millions. But without Simon could American Idol survive? And do you think his boobs in this photo are more natural than Paula’s? READ THIS
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- Tags: American Idol, Fox TV, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell
Only $2.5 million? No wonder Paula and Randy had to put out that single.
ReplySimon needs to wear a shirt like your Highness and Chuck Berry, to distract from his manboobs. Still, American Idol is nothing without him. He says what we would all like to say. I am a nice person, like Paula, but deep down I would like to be as insulting as he is, and he gets away with it because he says everything with that fab British accent.
ReplyYou mean Fox actually pay for him to be over in the states? The british public would have been quite happy to foot the bill just to get him off our shores.
ReplyWow, that’s $45 million for each one of his voluptupus man titties. Apparently Paula and Randy aren’t the biggest boobs on the show after all.
ReplyPut some pasties on those puppies Percy. We couldn’t see Janet Jackson’s nipple but we get Lord Sheldrake’s shoved in our faces, what’s wrong with this picture?
ReplyI’d insure those boobies for a million dollars a pop. America voted, and Simon, you get a C… for cup size.
ReplyOf course American Idol needs him, the same as our version, X Factor, needs him. None of the contestants care what the other judges say, Simon’s opinion is the only opinion that matters. No offence to the other judges but they’re only there to make up the numbers.
Reply“When you’re play’n,
but not having any fun.
‘Cause your breasts hurt,
while they’re flopping in the sun.
It’s time for Manbra,
the bra that let’s you say “I CAN!”
Manbra,
For the brawny, brawny man.”
Courtesy of SNL – back when it was amusing.
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