American Idol Mr. Moneybags Award goes to Simon Cowell at 90 million per year

Posted on October 10th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

Simon has more natural boobs than Paula
Noone on American Idol comes close to Simon when it comes to earning dough. Paula and Randy earn a pittance $2.5 million base each, peanuts compared to Simon’s mega millions. But without Simon could American Idol survive? And do you think his boobs in this photo are more natural than Paula’s? READ THIS

  1. Ashley said on October 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Only $2.5 million? No wonder Paula and Randy had to put out that single.

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  2. Pamela Stewart said on October 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Simon needs to wear a shirt like your Highness and Chuck Berry, to distract from his manboobs. Still, American Idol is nothing without him. He says what we would all like to say. I am a nice person, like Paula, but deep down I would like to be as insulting as he is, and he gets away with it because he says everything with that fab British accent.

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  3. John Sweeney said on October 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    You mean Fox actually pay for him to be over in the states? The british public would have been quite happy to foot the bill just to get him off our shores.

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  4. Ryan Murphy said on October 11th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Wow, that’s $45 million for each one of his voluptupus man titties. Apparently Paula and Randy aren’t the biggest boobs on the show after all.

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  5. Joe Pickell said on October 12th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Put some pasties on those puppies Percy. We couldn’t see Janet Jackson’s nipple but we get Lord Sheldrake’s shoved in our faces, what’s wrong with this picture?

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  6. Luis Cabrera said on October 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    I’d insure those boobies for a million dollars a pop. America voted, and Simon, you get a C… for cup size.

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  7. Jade Fitzgerald said on October 13th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Of course American Idol needs him, the same as our version, X Factor, needs him. None of the contestants care what the other judges say, Simon’s opinion is the only opinion that matters. No offence to the other judges but they’re only there to make up the numbers.

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  8. JCW said on October 13th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    “When you’re play’n,
    but not having any fun.
    ‘Cause your breasts hurt,
    while they’re flopping in the sun.
    It’s time for Manbra,
    the bra that let’s you say “I CAN!”
    Manbra,
    For the brawny, brawny man.”

    Courtesy of SNL – back when it was amusing.

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