Looks like Katie Holmes says Sayonara to Scientology

Posted on October 8th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

Katie Holmes wants out of Church of Scientology
Just as The Church of Scientology attempts to lure troublesome pop star Amy Winehouse, another major star wants out. Katie Holmes has had enough of Tom Cruise’s inner circle of Scientologists to the point where she gave him an ultimatum to choose between her and the Church. Cruise begged wife Katie to reconsider but she replied it’s her way or the highway.
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  1. Luis Cabrera said on October 8th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    What ever happened to that cute Dawson’s Creek character with a half smile that melted hearts in living rooms across North America? She married a scientologist. While at the time I considered it a very bold career move that elevated her from teeny-bopper ville, to the real world of hollywood celebrity-dom, I must say I was wrong. She needs to get out and fast. Beneath the classy, cool, chic look, there’s a girl that is dying to scream ever since she was banned to make a peep while giving birth to her child in the conventional ’scientology’ way. Watch out Tom, this one’s about to crack and not even Oprah can get you out of this mess.

  2. Pamela Stewart said on October 8th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Scientology was invented by a hack science fiction writer. Tom Cruise’s dedication seems to have had an impact on him losing more than one woman in his life, or else he is as gay as some people say he is and his partners are just using religion as an excuse to leave him. Taking advice from Scientology is equal to Catholic priests providing marriage counselling. Auditing your way to marital bliss with the e-meter obviously isn’t always successful. Right, L. Ron? (married 3 times) Or maybe they are using it the wrong way, that handheld device could make a hell of a vibrator.

  3. sebastian.fort said on October 8th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    I have the PERFECT solution! I think Mr Cruise should leave Katie so that she can have a normal life. I think he then should start dating John Travolta! (Because I am not the only gay man in America to hear of friends having sucked cock at parties hosted by Tom…oops, but I digress!) THAT way they can start their off shoot religion! It can be called Faggotoloy!

    How’s that grab’ya?
    I can see it now! Instead of Xenu it’ll be Tom Cruise…or his cock.

  4. courtney.james said on October 9th, 2008 at 1:40 am

    Ohhh, c’mon Tommy Girl…let your GIRL Katie go. Luckily, if she does off herself from the click of Hollywood Scientology wackness she will have more time to cuff her pants at the ankles and rock penny loafers to her scheduled/supervised visits with Suri.

    No doubt she will be up Dawson’s Creek without a paddle is she bails on Tommy Girl and his rich-gay-actor-church.

  5. Jade Fitzgerald said on October 9th, 2008 at 6:00 am

    Why does everyone think Tom is some kind of evil kidnapper keeping Katie hostage? I’ve met Tom a couple of times and he is the sweetest guy. I don’t believe any of the stuff about her having to keep quiet while giving birth. If the scientology thing was having that bad an impact on her relationship then she’d leave! Personally i think the moment Tom jumped on the sofa on Opera to declare his love would have been more of a reason to run!

  6. Eduardo DelaPiniella said on October 9th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Looks like TomKat is going through a bit of a rough patch. I’ve liked Katie Holmes ever since I her naked in some movie about some thing with some guy…all I truly remember are boobs. Nonetheless, I always knew that Katie would be the weak link in this chain but really how can any one woman hope to contain the manly amazingness that is Tom Cruise (no seriously). This man is a giant and we are nothing but the gum stuck on the bottom of Tom’s shoes, including Katie. But if he really wants to keep Katie (don’t know why…he could have any woman and many men) than he should just have the church give her an oscar for some crappy dramatic movie that no one will watch except crtics. That will shut her up. And no Tom does not need an oscar. Would you give God an award for being amazing, the answer is no because how would you gauge his awesomeness seeing as how it is not comparable to anything. No award is good enough for Tom and he is just happy to make us happy.

  7. Evan Hilliard said on October 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    She’s looking right at me in that photo… Tom knows, Katie… keep it cool my little love tigress, keep it cool.

  8. Ramona said on October 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    I don’t blame her. That church choice is runining his career.

  9. JCW said on October 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Hmmm… One can’t help but wonder what is contained in the contract she signed prior to the marriage.

    On the one hand, if she should bail before the stipulated nine years and eleven months, she could miss out on the big payday. On the other, will Missy Cruise really want such an agreement made public in a nasty divorce? Will Katie spill the beans and let the world know that in reality Missy Cruise is actually closer to 5′5″ than the 5′7″ so often referenced in his stats?

    In the end the shame of it is a young performer with real promise derailed her career by entering into this ill-advised union.

    On a serious note, if there is any truth to this, one would hope that Mrs. Cruise will be careful as she is dealing with a truly dangerous organization.

    Not unlike the Catholic church.


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