Madonna and A-Rod are in love; Watch for them to announce their love in the next few months
Madonna and A-Rod are like the does coming to the clearing in the forest, and hunters lower their rifles. Their manners are sweet and deferential. All their charm attach itself to curious powers. They know so much about strategy of a celebrity union – yet next to nothing the tactics of small talk. Recently, Madonna told a friend how A-Rod is the hottest male she’s ever met. 
I’m sure hubby Guy Ritchie is sitting home in England with the kids wishing he could strangle Madge. READ MORE
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I don’t care what these two are doing behind closed doors (in fact, I’d rather not imagine these two steroid-ridden freaks bumping uglies) but when do we get to see them arm wrestle?? My money is on Madonna. She could take us all out with one flick of her finger.
ReplyEs verdad? Vamo pal pley! No more Lady of the Manor Madonna, no fake British accent, now Madonna can let her hair go dark and reinvent herself as a hot Dominican.
ReplyIt’s nice to hear that at least one Yankee is still making contact when he swings.
ReplyWho wants to bet that Guy Ritchie’s next gangster movie features characters named “Madonia” and “A-Rad” getting killed in humiliating ways?
ReplyWhat? What are you talking about? Madonna takes EVERYTHING she does including marriage seriously! I mean there was her first daughter born…born…wait, what the hell was her name, when the hell was she born and where the hell is she now? Mmm…yeah, her!
Then of course not only did she marry Guy Ritchie but she re-confirmed their marriage vows in a Kabalah ceremony because Madonna was born a nice Jewish girl in the suburbs of London. You see how serious she is about being British. Huh, what…hold on it’s my Aunt Sylvia-Sadie Gouldfaurb whispering something.
Huh? WHAT! CATHOLIC – DETROIT!!! Oh…nevermind. Yeah…she’s a fake British Jewish Adulteress playin’ with A-Rod’s bat!
ReplyAs a fellow Dominican, it gives me great pleasure knowing that we are not only known for playing baseball, occupying jails in North America, or the catalyst of many baby mama’s out there. No, no. We are banging Madonna. This is a historic moment for us Dominicans.
ReplyUmm… Are we supposed to still care about these two?
Madonna should just take her millions, her husband and her children and go retire someplace quiet. The only things that have prevented her from doing so are her vanity and her ego.
Formidable opponents.
Her genius for reinventing herself dried up a decade ago.
Reply[...] I’ve been telling ya all for the past couple of months how they’ve been having an affair. Now, it’s all confirmed. Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie is finito. Soon, her and A-Rod will come out and announce how they’ve suddenly found love, never cheated while married (yeah right!), and plan to spend the rest of their lives together. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, A-Rod has been banging the virgises out of Madge for the past few months. It cost him his marriage and cost Madonna her credibility as she lied to the media repeatedly about the extent of their relationship. He told a Yankee teammate Madonna does everything imaginable to please him and is the hottest person in the sack he’s ever been with. “She just turned 50 but has the body of a 21 year old,” A-Rod said. “I’ve never had a more intense relationship. I worship her head to toe.” She’s told friends she wants to them to be a modern day version of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe. For more on her split CLICK HERE [...]