Now that O.J.’s guilty every hot blonde from Cali to Miami does not have to worry about being killed
If it does not fit you must acquit – not anymore! The Juice will die in jail.
A year ago around this time I had dinner with famed attorney Alan Dershowitz who was part of O.J.’s dream team back in the mid nineties. I asked Dershowitz what he thought about O.J., he replied “we didn’t win the case the crown lost it”. In other words, he admitted how guilty his own client was.
Another friend of the O.J.’s, Robert Wood, told me last year in L.A. how the Juice stalks young, hot blondes and has secret children with several of them. “He’s a player, only likes young, curvy blondes,” Wood said. “He does not hide the fact he killed Nicole. He brags about it all the time. O.J. needs help, serious help.”
For more on O.J.’s guilty verdict read this NY Times article.
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When OJ Simpson gets raped in prison, I hope the perpetrator remembers OJ’s line:
Reply“If I did it, here’s how it happened.”
The Juice is no longer loose! Finally we can walk the streets again with comfort, knowing that Nordberg from The Naked Gun isn’t going to stab us repeatedly while wearing ill-fitting gloves. Yes, I know he was a giant football star, but The Naked Gun movies are clearly the highlight of his career.
It’s nice to see justice finally served in the case of someone as creepy and disturbing as O.J. Simpson. Do you think they would allow E! to film a reality show in prison? God I hope so.
ReplyOh – I think the blondes from Cali to Miami will all be able to have a chance to get murdered! Whether he gets out sooner or later he will be HARD-UP for a woman!
Rest your little heads wanna’be victims, he can still get’ya!
Now…if only Sarah Palin were a blonde! Mmmm…
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