Posh Spice wears gloves and socks to bed; Wonder what type of sex she’s having these days with Becks

Posted on September 29th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment

Victoria wears gloves each night to bed
This might be the only way she can get out of being boinked every night by her stud footballer and sex maniac hubby, David Beckham. It’s safe to say that this marriage, which has been rocked in the past by rumors of infedility, is now a union of convenience.

  1. Tinamarie11 said on September 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    You can tell you guys (single?) haven’t been with women who care about their skin. It’s an age old trick to keep your skin soft. Put lotion on, put socks on your feet and gloves over your hands.

    It’s not like they can’t have sex before, put the lotion on, then go to bed. You men just can’t multi-task, can you??

  2. José Orduña said on September 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Mmmmm, well moisturized skin sounds terrific. Posh probably has the softest hands and feet ever, too bad the rest of her probably feels like a zip lock bag full of bouncy rubber balls. What can be sexier than surgically taut skin and discrete scars? One more face lift and she’s gonna have a goatee made of the short and curlys.

  3. Brady Sullivan said on September 29th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my socks.” Is that not how the lyrics went?

    The real question here is if gloves and socks are the only thing that Posh wears to bed. If that’s the case then it changes everything. And who knows, maybe Becks even has a fetish for that kind of thing. I’m sure a love of non-exposed fingers and toes has at least 100 websites dedicated to it.

    Though if she’s really avoiding intimacy with sex-crazed David then I’m assuming she wears those non-slip socks with the rubber on the bottom and two oven mitts. That might even give him pause.

  4. Alicia Butler said on September 29th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    It’s surprising Victoria Beckham allows her husband to even sleep in the same bed as her. An image of two twin beds side-by-side, separated by a small nightstand pops into mind when thoughts of the Beckhams’ sleeping arrangements are brought up. In addition, its possible she could very well break during any act of intimacy, or permanently maim David and ruin his sports career forever with one of her silicone-enhanced lady-parts.

  5. Brady Sullivan said on September 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Have you seen how skinny Posh is these days? Maybe she just wears layers to bed to retain as much body heat as possible.

  6. Deep Dish said on September 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Gloves and socks in bed? No wonder hubby is looking elsewhere for tender loving care. Hey, Posh, let Davy boy warm up your hands and feet. Just a suggestion.

  7. Eric said on September 30th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    According to some Indo-Asian news source, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham wears socks and gloves to bed. Purportedly, this insanely insane practice of wearing socks on feet and gloves on hands before bed, but not before lathering with “thick” lotion, is to keep skin smooth and moisturized.

    Someone should inform Mrs. Beckham of the advantages of public decency, by introducing her to the wide array of brown, paper bags that can be placed over her head before she decides to make public appearances. Neither is it a bad idea to get her up to speed on the varying types of beekeeper suits that are out on the market. It may not moisturize her skin, nor the skin of those who flee in terror–sans said attire–but at least social order and civility will be maintained.

    Victoria Beckham is a ghastly looking human being.

    There, I said it.

    I guess somebody had to be mean, right? Isn’t she one of the biggest eye-sores? Ever? Under any context?

  8. Jacqueline B. said on October 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Whatever, I think Posh has a brilliant idea here.

    Now I just need to find a way to get her to put a sock over her head and don’t limit this cute fashion choice to the bedroom. More socks over celebrities!!

    Just imagine the possibilities… we could cover up Paris’ wonk eye, Rumer Willis’ “chin” (if you can even call it that) and just all of Mickey Rourke in general.

  9. Jean said on November 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm

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