IUC World Exclusive: Eliot Spitzer up to his old tricks

Posted on September 26th, 2008 by HisHighness in IUC:Politics

Eliot Spitzer back up to his old tricks
A top NYC Madame has revealed to IUC that Eliot Spitzer recently became a client of a top NYC escort agency and has been frequenting a top Midtown hotel with women young enough to be his daughter.
“He’s been dropping money on hookers like there’s no tomorrow,” the woman said. “You’d think after all the bad publicity he received last year he’d be more discreet. It appears he’s a sex maniac who will spend whatever it takes to get the hottest girls.” Developing…

  1. José Orduña said on September 26th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Dear Eliot Spitzer,
    I am writing this letter to request that you take me as an apprentice. Not only have you proven to be a true asset to the country as securities lawyer Greg Bruch points out: “Is Wall Street cleaner and more highly regulated because of Eliot Spitzer? Absolutely,” but later you also managed to win over Wall Street and receive huge donations as a candidate. Boy oh boy, how did you pull that one off Eliot? You are truly incredible. Well besides your political record I am in awe of the level of debauchery and licentiousness at which you operate. Some might call you a Man-Pig, but I say those people are probably fat chicks that wish they had a governor salivating over their disgustingly distended guts. Please Mr. Spitzer, take me as your dedicated pupil. You’ll be like Mr. Miyagi and I’ll be like Daniel-san, except instead of waxing the floor you’ll be teaching me to wax some sweet young bootay! WOOOOO, YEAH! Eliot you can have my sister she just turned eighteen and she’ll do anything I say; I have some serious dirt on her. See I have a strong understanding of the fundamentals of politics! Please feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience.

    One Love,
    José Orduña

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  2. Devon Jackson said on September 26th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Like who amongst us ALL did not see this one coming!?

    Funny enough, the NY Times ran a little profile just the other day–yesterday or the day before–about a (yet another) memoir from Susan Cheever–daughter of acclaimed aristo bi writer John Cheever–wherein all the nutty shit she did, and chalked up to booze, she now realized had to do more with her addiction to sex. Or, rather, her addiction, period. What’s pertinent is that she gave a shout-out to Spitzer by name, more or less asking readers (and voters) for a little bit o’ sympathy for the ex-gov, saying that his dalliances with all them prostitutes and hookers and call girls had nothing really to do with sex and everything to do with relieving the anxiety induced by an addictive personality.

    And what better way to relieve one’s stress and anxieties than to fuck as many women as possible? Especially, hot women who charge a lotta money.

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  3. Alicia Butler said on September 26th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Elliot Spitzer may be up to his old tricks, but the one getting all the attention lately is the lady who was turning tricks. Ever since Ashley Dupre blew the whistle (and that’s not all she blew) on Elliot Spitzer, this red hot call girl has been seen on “Girls Gone Wild,” and has produced a single, “Move ya Body.” Rumor has it, a reality show with E! Network and Reveille Productions is also in the works, which will focus on the dating life of an ex-call girl. Talk about a rags to riches story! Move over, Vivian Ward! There’s a new diva in town!

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  4. Brady Sullivan said on September 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    In fairness to Spitzer, he’s already been forced to resign from his office and had his name linked to hookers for the rest of his life. He might as well enjoy himself with a reputation like that. He’s done more to advertise the New York City escort service than anyone in recent memory, so they probably even give the guy a discount. I hear they even named a new service after him. Go up to any prostitute in NYC and ask for a “Spitzer” and get ready for a night you will not soon forget.

    But if stories like this continue to come out then ole’ Spitz will risk losing his family, so he’ll have to do something to pretend like he’s making an effort. Meet your new bunk buddy at sex rehab, David Duchovny!

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  5. Michael O said on September 27th, 2008 at 3:48 am

    Well, it would be sort of self defeatist to give up on whoremongering AFTER it’s cost you everything.

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  6. Michael O said on September 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Well, it would be self-defeatist to stop whoremongering AFTER it’s cost you everything.

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  7. Tinamarie11 said on September 29th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Maybe he’s part of their on the job training. What else does he have to do now?

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  8. Sebastian Fort said on September 29th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    People have sex. I hate to disappoint you but yes even politicians – especially Mr. Spitzer – has sex. GW bangs Laura, Reagan banged Nancy and Bill banged Hillary…at least once! In sum, we take the sexual acts and religious outlooks of our politicians WAY too seriously! Do you know why jokes about Bill Clinton and his scandal are still popular in Europe? They can’t bloody believe we cared so much about his extra-marital affairs that we dragged it into the public arena. Politicians in France are frequently buried with their wife, mistress, boyfriend and scattered bastards in attendance…

    So I say – as long as he’s not banging a twelve year old girl from a village in Thailand – let his get it as long as he wants!

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