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Why would McCain want to ally himself with that? Instead, the Mav has chosen to go with Sarah Palin– a woman so desperately unqualified and clueless that she could be just what this country needs. Think of it with me. McCain passes out of office due to some scandal or a recurring injury he sustained while in his prison camp (he was in a prison camp, you know), and we’re left in the hands of Sarah Palin. She would be a young President, so despite being separated from the contiguous 48 states by almost 800 miles and a total disparity in culture, she will undoubtedly have her finger on the pulse in addition to the button. Hey– at least she knows how to use the internet– a fact which was recently confirmed when we found out that she’d been using a free Yahoo mail account to send important government emails back and forth. how did we find this out, you ask? Somebody hacked into her account using information that could be obtained in her Wikipedia article. Forgot your password, Ms. Palin? Why, just tell us what high school you went to and we’ll send that right out to you. There’s a rumor circulating that her password was “12345,” which Mel Brooks once pointed out was something that an idiot would use on their luggage. Apparently it’s also something an idiot would use to protect party and national correspondence.

The only part of the story ianundercover or his RNC source might have wrong is saying that her sexuality is the reason Rice was rejected. That was definitely an important factor but there were others as well. At one point, my aunt heard that Condi was actually being vetted, but that is unsubstantiated. On the whole, sounds like Ianundercover did a pretty good job of political reporting.

Rice for President refuses to suspend campaign. Defies McCain lead.

My fellow Condistas,

Rice for President Yahoo Group has been nothing if not consistent these past 4 years.

This group has argued fiercely and with an undying love that the best person to be President of the United States of America is Condoleezza Rice.

When Condi refused to run, despite prompting from many Americans, we never ceased in our campaign, not for one day, not for one minute, never while breath remains in our body and while Condi’s health remains excellent as we expect, never will we suspend our campaign.

Therefore we will NOT in any way suspend our campaign for Condoleezza Rice for President just because John McCain decides to suspend his. No way.

If Wall Street wants a way out of its crisis then step one is to rename itself as “Condoleezza Rice Street”.

There is no crisis of confidence on any street that calls itself “Condoleezza Rice Street”. There is only supreme confidence in our leader Condoleezza Rice.

So, John McCain, you suspend your campaign if you want to. Rice for President Yahoo Group is not suspending ours.

My only hope that if John McCain does not show up to the first presidential debate that someone who supports Condoleezza Rice for President will offer to step in to debate with Senator Obama on behalf of those who wish to Draft Condoleezza Rice to run for President in 2008 if possible now, in 2012 if not.

– Peter Dow,
Owner, Rice for President Yahoo Group

I don’t think you’re headed for any awards for this one, m’boy. Stick to Hollywood.

If politics has taught anyone anything, especially in the past couple of years, it’s that arguing for or against candidates “fit for term,” is pretty much moot. Condi may or may not be involved in an atypical sleeping arrangement; but it’s irrelevant to McCain’s faltering, Alzheimer induced cognizance.

Seriously though, but somehow, Rice’s sexuality comes into derailment as opposed to Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter. All right then.

There also might be some lingering awkwardness between Rice and McCain, because if I remember correctly McCain fought for the South during the Civil War. And his campaign bus still has two separate water fountains.