IUC Exclusive: Looks like Madonna definitely hit the sack with A-Rod who is headed for counselling in last attempt to save marriage

Posted on September 17th, 2008 by HisHighness in Uncategorized

IUC has learned A-Rod has agreed to go for counselling with his wife Cynthia who filed for divorce recently. According to a former teammate and friend of the Yankee slugger, A-Rod is determined to save his marriage cause he wants to “do the right thing for his kids. He also does not want to end up losing half his fortune.” He apologized to Cynthia and admitted cheating, including havingA-Rod heads for counselling with wife Cynthia a fling with pop diva Madonna. More Developing…

  1. Deep Dish said on September 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Love the photo of A-Rod! There’s just something about a guy smoking a cigar that’s kind of hot and sexy–or maybe it’s just A-Rod with a big ol’ cigar in his mouth whom I find kind of sexy. Because if Carrot Top or Jim Belushi were smoking a cigar, it just wouldn’t have the same effect on me.

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  2. Brady Sullivan said on September 17th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    A-Rod definitely does not want to hand over half his fortune to his wife just because he slept with Madonna. The only thing poor Cynthia is going to get thanks to A-Rod’s fling with Madge is herpes.

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  3. aimee said on September 19th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    A-Rod. Is that A grade cut of his penis size? What’s in a name! The speech bubble that we don’t see in this photo of the Rod stokin’ his stogie…”If it’s good for Bill Clinton, it’s good for me… I’m gonna get me some…and I won’t get busted this time cuz I won’t go to 4th base and I won’t make the same mis-stain—I I I mean mistake with the blue dress and dry cleaning and all.”

    Anyway…Madge like to play sleezy and dress up as a dominatrix cigar girl vixen-virgin archetype.

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  4. Stephanie Donato said on September 19th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Wow. I elaborately thought that A-Rod had a better head on his shoulders. Something tells me that night was involved with a heavy amount of alcohol, and maybe something else besides tobacco was in his cigar? All I am thinking is, you have to be pretty messed up to even think about going near the Madonna penis-flytrap. Ick. I’m wondering if he had to tie his waist to the bedposts in order not to fall in. Not to mention, get tested for STDs. Who knows what else comes with that whole ensemble? Then again “little” A-Rod probably crawled back where it came from, and Madonna was just too loose to know the difference.

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