Israeli Massad to Protect Sir Paul; Too late, really could have used them to battle Heather

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   Brady Sullivan said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:37 am

   What exactly makes Paul McCartney an enemy of Islam? Some of those Wings albums are pretty bad, but suicide bombing might be taking the criticism too far. Ringo Starr and His All Starr Band, on the other hand, might be deemed Jihad worthy.

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   Seth Rosenman said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   I had heard that the Israeli Mossad was going to protect St. Paul. I am glad, after reading the headline here, that it’s only the Massad, which is a group of tour guides that services tourists at the ancient fort of Masada near the Dead Sea—site of a mass suicide of Jews who didn’t want to be slaves to the Romans. In fact, when not performing or sticking notes in the Western Wall addressed to John God Lennon, St. Paul will be staying in a yellow submarine under the Dead Sea’s surface. I’m glad that the Mossad will be free to do its valuable work, such as convincing Madonna to stop saying she likes the Kabbalah–”Madonna” and Judaism, isn’t there a problem here? Virgin my tuchas. I don’t know why a Muslim would want to kill Paul. My guess is that any famous person helping Israel celebrate anything warrants a death sentence. Then again, if you want to kill yourself, is your reasoning process kosher?

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   Harniss said on September 17th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   Too bad Heather’s not still around, any self repecting infidel hater would have packed that fake leg up with C4. Out of all the annoying Brits out there, why couldn’t Amy Winehouse be on the list? You could pobably kill her with a protein shake.

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   B David Ferrel said on September 17th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

   No no no. Ya’ll are confused… That was the OTHER heavily armed tank. These “Stallions” are out “picking up on the babes” in competition to see which one will come back to mount the stinkiest sweetheart with more body hair (goats excluded). Weapons and grenades and knives, by the way, do typically provide the most convincing and, in turn, effective means of flirtation.

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